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00:11Oh, fuck.
00:13Okay, time to go.
00:15What is this? It's 6 a.m. Oh my god, baby. It's too early.
00:18First of all, let me be very clear. I am not your baby.
00:22Second of all, get out of my house before I call security.
00:25Are you crazy?
00:26No, just very busy.
00:29You are seriously kicking me out after all the fun we had last night.
00:34Last night was fun for you. For me, not so much.
00:38Time to go.
00:39Rapido, rapido. Let's keep going. Keep it going.
00:42I got my clothes. Hey, listen.
00:44Don't you know who my father is? You couldn't have had it all.
00:47I'll be treating him like a queen by now.
00:49That is quite the offer for a one-night stand.
00:51You listen to me. No man in their right mind would ever, but not ever, marry you.
00:56Do you understand? You are going to die alone, you heartless fucking cow.
01:01Well, lucky for me, I would rather die than get married. To you or to anyone. Goodbye.
01:09My shoes are still there. Fuck.
01:15You're so naughty.
01:17Oh, listen, I gotta go out. I love you too.
01:20Well, you look happy this morning, Brian. Did your boss die or something?
01:25I don't think Satan can die.
01:28But it's promotion day, baby.
01:30I don't know how you do it.
01:31Honestly, you just have to know how to handle a filly like her.
01:35Jenna's tough. I'd rather work for Jenna than anyone else at the company.
01:38Even when she is being a co-
01:43A new script came in. I need you to redo the whole thing.
01:46Right. Big wigs are waiting for you in the conference room.
01:50This is it. I've worked my ass off for this.
01:54And what a fine job you've done.
01:59I know that shit eating grin. What do you want?
02:02It's promotion day. For you and me. I'm just dreaming of my new window office.
02:07Ooh, out of the question.
02:09What? Oh, no, no, no, no. I have done everything you've asked for three years.
02:13You made a deal with me when I took this job. I stayed with you and put up with all
02:16of your-
02:17Look, Brian. I am the boss. You are the glorified secretary. I decide who gets what around here.
02:24You jump when I say jump. You bow down when I say so. Got it?
02:30Yeah.
02:31So, on your knees.
02:44That's a good boy.
02:51Don't say shit.
02:54You do.
02:55Ah.
02:57Jenna,
02:58we've had our eye on you.
03:00Huh.
03:00And we'd like you to be the next CEO.
03:04However.
03:05There is one little snag.
03:08Though for you to be our CEO, you're going to have to be married.
03:12Huh?
03:13That cold-hearted bitch.
03:15No promotion, huh?
03:16That's it. I'm going to quit.
03:18I'm going to go in there and tell it right to her sadistic fucking face.
03:24I'm sorry, you're saying my options are I get married in a week or I forfeit the CEO
03:32position?
03:32Where is this coming from?
03:34Shareholders.
03:37You know my son Devin, he's our newest board member as of this morning.
03:44We know it sounds a little backward.
03:46Shareholders expect traditional family values.
03:49As a single woman, you're just too intimidating for these guys.
03:55Hey Jenna, we need to talk.
03:58All right, I can't hold it in any longer.
04:01Me neither.
04:02Surprise.
04:03We're engaged.
04:06Woo!
04:17Oh.
04:21Yep.
04:23Huh.
04:23Engaged.
04:25Brian.
04:27Seriously?
04:29It's been three years.
04:31Arnhem.
04:31Brian Arnhem.
04:32My assistant and the love of long life.
04:36Oh.
04:37Right.
04:38Is this true?
04:41Of course it is.
04:43Jenna King is my kind, sweet, loving Beyonce.
04:57What do you say to her?
04:59It's all settled then.
05:01We'll get the paperwork made up immediately.
05:04Next week after the wedding, we'll make it official.
05:06Of course.
05:08Engaged means we'll be getting married next week.
05:13It's different when you say it like that.
05:16Congratulations.
05:18Congratulations.
05:19See you at the wedding.
05:22You're going down, Kate.
05:24Not if things went the way they did last night.
05:36What the fuck?
05:38I know.
05:39What the fuck?
05:40I know.
05:42Look, they weren't going to give me the position unless I said that I was married.
05:47I panicked.
05:48Oh.
05:48Well, you can keep panicking.
05:50Because we are not getting married.
05:52I came in here to tell you that I quit.
05:54What?
05:55And that you're a selfish asshole.
06:00Okay, that sounded a lot more harsh out loud.
06:03What are you going to do about it, huh?
06:05Fire me?
06:07You are selfish, Jenna.
06:09Yeah, but so are you, Brian.
06:11Oh?
06:12What do you want?
06:14I want a raise.
06:17Fine.
06:17No, no, no, I want a promotion, then the raise.
06:20This is not a fucking magic lamp, Brian.
06:22Well, then I'll just tell them you lied.
06:23Oh, Devin!
06:23No, no, no, no, no, okay, fine, fine.
06:25You can have a raise.
06:27And promotion.
06:28And your promotion.
06:30And your promotion.
06:30Yeah.
06:32I didn't know you were so annoying.
06:34Oh, well, I certainly knew you were.
06:39You're engaged?
06:40Huh?
06:41How could you?
06:43Oh.
06:44Oh!
06:45Oh!
06:46What are we doing?
06:47Panicking.
06:50Oh.
06:52Ow!
06:54Um.
06:55Oh!
06:56It's not like you would tell your ex-girlfriend that you're even seeing someone?
07:00What?
07:00Betrayal!
07:02T-Tasha, come on.
07:03We went out for one drink and then we slept together for months
07:14As an inter-office relationship you both are subjected for an HR interview
07:19Answers to this interview are considered on the record and result in considerable fines if found to falsely represent the
07:27relationship
07:28Okay, that doesn't sound legal. I
07:30Don't make the rules Mr. Arnhem, but I do
07:35Isn't that funny?
07:38As you know, it's a very powerful company, which means that if we ever find out that this engagement of
07:44yours is a sham
07:45Not only will you lose the CEO position, but we will
07:50ruin you
07:52legal or not
07:56Question number one when was the first time you two were intimate
08:04Oh
08:04You owe me a big time
08:07It was uh
08:09After the Poulsen style party
08:11Yeah, Miss King Jenna invited me as her plus one
08:19Clark, honey
08:20You said you would do it
08:21I don't want to
08:22Stop
08:33Stop
08:34And uh, we shared a very very special night
08:38What?
08:40Please just stop
08:43No
08:44No, I'm not
08:45Come on
08:45I'm not
08:46Okay
08:47Come on, show me
08:48What do you got?
08:49Okay
08:49Best move
08:49Step touch
08:51Okay
08:56Go
08:56Ow
08:58A little bit
08:59Let me kiss you
09:07Such a gentleman
09:10Time to go
09:19Thanks, bud
09:20Let's go
09:21Let's go
09:25Let's go
09:26Yep
09:26That was the first time we were intimate, charming
09:31Moving on
09:32What is Jenna's favorite underwear?
09:35This is ridiculous
09:37Standard procedure
09:38Yeah
09:39But
09:39If you don't want to go through it
09:41I'm more than happy to tell the board that you are
09:43Receiving the offer of CEO
09:46Black lace
09:48From Agent Lace
09:50Collab with Lovely Design
09:51Is it also standard procedure to uh
09:54Have her strip right here to prove it?
09:57He's so funny
09:58He's so funny
09:59Yeah
10:00Favorite movie?
10:01Speed 2
10:04Favorite flower?
10:05Peonies, especially when they're not in season
10:11Well, you two seem to know a lot about each other, right?
10:15But Brian, did you happen to know that your fiancee here
10:19She was cheating on you last night
10:22With me
10:27Yeah, well, we uh
10:28Had a sort of
10:31Last hurrah moment
10:32And uh
10:33Honestly, I'm just surprised that she
10:35Spent her last hurrah slumming it with you
10:40You two better watch her back because I'm coming for you
10:43And I'll expose you
10:46And then I'll ruin you both
10:50Good luck
10:52Tasha
11:01That was brutal
11:03I can't believe you slept with that guy
11:05You're one to talk
11:07Touché
11:09He's right though
11:12If we're gonna do this we need to really commit
11:16You need to move in
11:17Tonight
11:21Here
11:22Kick my card
11:23I'll cover any moving expenses
11:26Look, this isn't ideal for me either
11:28Believe me
11:30But we need to make it at least look like we're on a united front
11:37By the way, how did you do that?
11:39Know all the answers to the questions?
11:40It's like you were living in my brain
11:43Jeno
11:45It's literally my job to know and anticipate everything about you
11:48Well, it's creepy
11:50Hey, just be glad they didn't ask anything about me
11:53What is that supposed to mean?
11:56You know absolutely nothing about me
11:58That is incredibly untrue
12:00Where am I from?
12:02A farm
12:03Mm-hmm
12:05Ville
12:07Nice
12:07How old am I?
12:09Hopefully over 18 am I right?
12:12I'm turning 30 on Sunday
12:14Really? 30?
12:15And you're still an assistant?
12:18My bad, uh
12:20I will take you out for a nice dinner
12:24Sunday is the day that we're getting married
12:27Right
12:29Ranger
12:29Okay
12:31Oh
12:32This is serious
12:33Jenna
12:35Alright
12:36It's probably fun for you fucking around with finance bros
12:39But this could ruin us
12:42And you might be fine
12:44But I could lose everything
12:46I'm out on a limb for you
12:48I know
12:48I know I'm asking a lot of you
12:51But I swear I will make it up to you
12:53Starting today
13:02What?
13:04What?
13:04My
13:05Ass
13:07Ha ha ha
13:09Oh
13:10That's right mother
13:11Fuck!
13:16No fucking way
13:18Welcome home sweetheart
13:21What did you do?
13:23You told me I needed to move in
13:24So I moved in
13:25It's like a fucking manosphere
13:27Threw up on my house
13:30Our house
13:32You know I'm starting to agree with Devin
13:34This place could use a bit more of a masculine touch
13:37Bro
13:38Oh and here these receipts are for you
13:42Get your feet off of the designer chair
13:45Were you raised in a barn?
13:47No, the farmhouse next to the barn
13:54One
13:57Two
14:00God I love that
14:05Is this a fucking water bed?
14:07You know my landlord would never let me have it
14:08Where is the $3,000 California King I had custom made?
14:12Hm?
14:13Oh right, um
14:14In the alley
14:15Being used by a wino as a toilet
14:18Hey
14:19Don't worry about it
14:21Ah
14:22Oh come on
14:23Now we can sleep all close and snuggly
14:25Very cute
14:26Now I can see that you're pleased with yourself
14:29Torturing me
14:29Oh I thought you'd like it
14:31I don't let anyone sleep with me
14:33Not even hookups
14:35This is supposed to be my space
14:37Away from people
14:39My sanctuary
14:40Our sanctuary
14:42Finish that word
14:44I will smuggle you with a pillow
14:46No
14:51If this is going to work
14:54There are going to be certain rules that we both need to agree to
14:57A contract
14:59Got it?
15:00I'm keeping the bed
15:02Keep the bed
15:03I will sleep in the guest room
15:09What does our engagement contract say about consummating the marriage?
15:12Don't
15:13Take that as a no
15:15Hmm
15:15Okay
15:16Engagement contract
15:17Here are the terms
15:20Sleeping quarters
15:23Will be separate
15:25Next add
15:27Physical affection only when required
15:29Like in public
15:31Nothing gratuitous
15:34Gratuitous?
15:39You mean
15:44Think this?
15:49Yeah, I'll try to control myself
15:57Good
15:59Nothing gratuitous
16:01No dating or hooking up
16:02Until the CEO paperwork is signed
16:04And my promotion paperwork
16:07Whatever
16:07And
16:10Full and total verbal commitment to each other
16:12Blah blah blah
16:12I get to pick the wedding DJ
16:14No, no DJ
16:15This is going to be a good old fashioned
16:17Courthouse shotgun wedding
16:18Except I am not pregnant
16:21Just when I thought you couldn't get any less fun
16:22Where do I sign?
16:25We
16:25Jenna King and Brian Arnhem
16:27Enter into this agreement of engagement willingly and of our own volition
16:31What? Were you like a lawyer or something?
16:34Used to be
16:38What?
16:39I practiced before I joined Purple Rabbit
16:41Now
16:43Sign there
16:44Where?
16:45We're just full of
16:50We are
16:51Ok
17:02Okay
17:03Meghan
17:04Who away?
17:06Foi
17:07Hey Jenna, it's
17:08hm sorry
17:08these are
17:09My parents
17:10Mary and Cody
17:11Your parents.
17:14Your parents?
17:15And you must be Jenna.
17:17It's so nice to meet you.
17:20Appreciate y'all having us.
17:22Right, uh, Mom?
17:24Dad, what are y'all doing here?
17:26You said you couldn't make it home
17:27for your big birthday weekend because of work.
17:30So, surprise!
17:31We came to you.
17:32We went by your old place, but your roomie said you were here.
17:36And that you were getting married!
17:38Right, yeah, uh, we almost forgot.
17:41We're engaged!
17:43You want to hear all about the engagement
17:45after we unpack.
17:47After you what?
17:49Right.
17:50Lovely.
17:51Are you guys sure you wouldn't be more comfortable
17:53in, like, a hotel or something?
17:56Oh, Jenna, they'll stay in the guest room.
17:59Family stays with family.
18:00And hey, you're family now, Jayma.
18:03Jenna.
18:04Plus, we want to get to know the gal that stole Bright's heart so suddenly.
18:08Right, so, how long are you guys staying?
18:11We just wanted to stay for the big birthday.
18:14We can't.
18:14But now that you two are engaged,
18:17we've got weeks of planning to do!
18:22Weeks!
18:23Weeks!
18:24Weeks?
18:25Really?
18:26We will be married and divorced by then.
18:29Why didn't you tell them that we're getting married next week?
18:31Come on.
18:32A courthouse wedding would devastate my mother.
18:34She's so excited about this.
18:36Just play along for a few days until I find a time to tell her.
18:40Fine!
18:41But remember when I said I don't like people invading my privacy?
18:44Oh yeah, I was going to ask you about that.
18:45Are you just afraid of people knowing the real you,
18:47or is it more of a preservation thing?
18:48Stop guessing about my neuroses!
18:52I wouldn't have to guess if you'd just trust me.
18:58I do trust you.
19:01Obviously.
19:03No.
19:04You trust me with your schedule and your dry cleaning.
19:06Alright?
19:07I know almost everything about you.
19:10You know nothing about me.
19:16Am I wrong?
19:19I'll sleep on the floor.
19:21Uh-uh.
19:22I am just as stubborn as you.
19:25And twice the gentleman.
19:27You're on the bed.
19:43You're in magic.
19:44Hello?
19:45I can't wait.
19:46You're my appetizer.
19:48Buffet feast.
19:49You're my appetizer.
19:51Buffet free.
19:53When I come out to the spa, I got me cooking on here.
19:56You're my appetizer.
19:59Buffet feast.
20:05Joining me?
20:11You know, for somebody who loves their privacy, you sure hate knocking.
20:15Could you just put some clothes on, please?
20:18This is incredibly inappropriate.
20:21What are you saying, boss?
20:22Oh, yes, speaking of, do your parents know who I am?
20:26What do you mean?
20:27Do they know I'm your boss?
20:29Probably not.
20:30You know, usually I just refer to you by one of my pet names.
20:34What pet names?
20:37Satan.
20:38Satan's mistress.
20:39Devil incarnate.
20:41The dark princess of the underworld.
20:43Mainly just variations on the same theme.
20:46Unbelievable.
20:48Truly.
20:52I don't think this will fit.
20:54I don't think it's a good idea for me to play hooky from work right now.
20:57You know, important business things and assistant.
20:59You could be sick one day.
21:01That witch doesn't deserve you.
21:03Right, Jenna?
21:05I'm sure that witch could do a day without you.
21:08Could she?
21:10It's not like she has anything hugely important going on.
21:15Okay, we'll have fun.
21:16Aren't you coming?
21:17Didn't you say you were between jobs?
21:20I did say that.
21:21Mm-hmm.
21:22Good.
21:24So what do you have in mind?
21:26There's a lookout at the top of the mountain.
21:28Come on, slow folks.
21:30Sightseeing is very different than hiking, Brian.
21:33I don't know.
21:34Okay.
21:35Oh.
21:37I...
21:40Oh, God.
21:45I just...
21:46I just need to say...
21:47I need to say...
21:48Oh, hey, hey, hey.
21:56Okay.
21:57So, more of an inside, girly.
22:00Noted.
22:00I run every morning.
22:02Right.
22:04Cut like on a treadmill, like a civilized person.
22:10This is my nightmare.
22:13What?
22:15Well, all of this.
22:16Strangers in my home.
22:18Hugging me.
22:19A wedding.
22:20A wedding.
22:22Oh, my God.
22:23The thought of a poofy white dress
22:25literally makes me want to puke.
22:32Well, if it's any consolation,
22:33I really do appreciate you being here.
22:36You know, it means so much to my parents
22:38to be here with me,
22:39and they are psyched about you.
22:42Family is everything.
22:44Family is overrated.
22:46Oh, speaking of,
22:47I did invite your parents to the wedding.
22:50What?
22:53Just kidding.
22:55Sort of.
22:56I know family's not really your thing,
22:58but I did make a few fake invitations
22:59and left them on my desk.
23:01And just to really sell it,
23:03I just went to Mr. and Mrs. King.
23:08Is this fun for you?
23:10Terrorizing me?
23:11Oh, immensely.
23:12What do you do for fun?
23:14Besides feast on the unborn?
23:16Close the red floor stories deal.
23:17Um, review development slates,
23:20sign paychecks,
23:21manage schedules,
23:22order coffee.
23:24Work, work, work.
23:25You know,
23:25there is such a thing
23:26as work-life balance, right?
23:28That is the funniest thing
23:29I have ever heard.
23:30Do you think I like being this way?
23:33I have been there
23:34since I graduated,
23:35and I still have to work twice as hard
23:37for them to take me seriously.
23:40You're right.
23:41What?
23:43It must suck.
23:45You are the most talented producer
23:47they have, by far.
23:49And it must suck
23:50to have to prove yourself
23:51time and time again.
23:53Oh, God.
23:53Especially when idiots like Devin
23:55just prance on in
23:57because they have a dick.
23:59Granted,
24:00I assume it's a pretty small,
24:02oddly-shaped dick.
24:03Yeah.
24:04But you do deserve better.
24:13Okay.
24:15Now on to the top.
24:16Buck up, buttercup.
24:25Ma, here.
24:26I know how much you love
24:27your chocolate chips.
24:27Oh, thank you, dear.
24:30I sure do love
24:31my chocolate chip cookies.
24:33Jenna, that salad
24:35looks delicious.
24:36Oh, yeah.
24:37It's a chopped salad.
24:39Are you kidding me?
24:41That's not just any
24:41chopped salad.
24:42That's the chopped salad.
24:43Extra chopped,
24:44no basil,
24:45no spices,
24:45just the way she likes it.
24:47Wow.
24:47You're gonna make
24:48a great husband, Bri.
24:52Right.
24:53Yes.
24:54Thank you,
24:55babe.
24:56Right.
25:03Oh, you don't have to be shy
25:04in front of us kids.
25:05You know,
25:05when your father proposed,
25:06he couldn't keep his hands off me.
25:08Still can't keep you.
25:09Oh!
25:10Stop it!
25:11No, please stop.
25:12No, sir, no, sir.
25:12You won't horned off me.
25:14Please don't.
25:14It's your parents.
25:15Yeah.
25:15That's right.
25:18Hey, you know,
25:19the old ball and chain.
25:22I am not old.
25:24Oh, well,
25:25you certainly act a lot older
25:26than you are then.
25:29Yeah?
25:30Yeah.
25:30At least I don't act
25:31like a frat boy.
25:32Right.
25:33Right.
25:34Right.
25:34Right.
25:34Right.
25:35Right.
25:42Why?
25:45Why?
25:47Why?
25:50Why?
25:50Why?
26:01Anybody want a drink?
26:02I know I do.
26:07Right.
26:10Oh, pull yourself together, man.
26:12It's a contract.
26:13Strictly professional.
26:15Right.
26:17Hi.
26:18Do you have anything
26:20stronger than coffee?
26:23So, Jenna,
26:24tell us what you have planned.
26:27For what?
26:29Oh, a movie, probably.
26:32No, silly.
26:33The wedding.
26:34You are a hoot.
26:38Yeah, probably just
26:39something simple
26:40like a courthouse.
26:43Probably next week.
26:44Oh, a good old-fashioned
26:46shotgun courthouse wedding.
26:48Exactly.
26:49Except I'm not pregnant.
26:52No.
26:53No, you can't be getting
26:54married in some dusty
26:55old courthouse.
26:57Sweetie, last minute
26:58we can work with,
26:59but this is going to be
27:00your wedding day.
27:01It's fine.
27:02Don't worry, Jenna Bean.
27:03I will help you
27:04every step of the way.
27:06We'll start today.
27:08Ah, I'm actually...
27:10Oh, what did I miss?
27:12We are going
27:13wedding dress shopping.
27:18She loves dresses,
27:19especially wedding dresses.
27:21There's bourbon in here.
27:21Drink.
27:26Oh, isn't everything
27:28just so beautiful?
27:31Don't you just love, love?
27:33Uh-huh.
27:37Is something the matter?
27:41Maybe this is also complicated.
27:44Oh, sweetheart.
27:46I'm not going to lie to you.
27:47Marriage is complicated.
27:50If you follow your heart,
27:51you always end up
27:52in the right place.
27:53And I could see
27:54how good and big
27:56your heart is, Jenna.
27:57I don't know about that.
27:59It is.
28:00You gotta believe it.
28:05Showtime!
28:06Yay!
28:06Yay!
28:08Yay!
28:09Yay!
28:11Yay!
28:13Yay!
28:15Yay!
28:30Yay!
28:33Yay!
28:43Yay!
29:00Yeah? I think you've found the one.
29:10Jenna, you feeling okay? You're looking a little pale.
29:14Yeah, yeah, it's probably just a hike and champagne and dancing.
29:21Oh, hi. I think I'm going to faint.
29:26Jenna. Oh, Jenna, Jenna. Are you okay?
29:33Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
29:38You look beautiful. Oh, no.
29:45She'll be fine. Yeah. Take her home.
29:49Here. Come on.
29:52Let's get you some rest.
29:56You know, you weren't kidding when you said wedding dresses really disagreed with you.
30:00Not the time, Bri. I don't even know what happened.
30:04Oh, I talked to the doctor. He said you just had too much fun.
30:09A little bit of rest and you'll be right back on your feet.
30:13Oh, God. Oh, God.
30:14Oh, God.
30:16Here.
30:19You can have my special blanket.
30:23Yeah, there you go.
30:25Some water over here if you need it, too.
30:27Your mom's really sweet, by the way.
30:29Your whole family is.
30:32I'll see where you get it.
30:35Was that a compliment?
30:37Maybe we should take you to the ER.
30:39Stop. Don't make me laugh at my weakened state.
30:44Sorry, sorry.
30:47I don't think anyone's ever actually taken care of me before.
30:51Really? But you make it so easy.
30:57My parents never really cared about me like that.
31:00It's like their careers and lives were so much more important than me.
31:04Growing up, I was a parent.
31:07And I think I just started seeing and believing, really, that showing vulnerability was a weakness.
31:16Yeah. Well, that sounds pretty hard.
31:18It made me a good producer.
31:20But a bad partner, I think.
31:22You're not a bad anything, Jenna.
31:26Right? We're all humans. Just trying our best.
31:32Except Devin.
31:33Oh, yeah. Except Devin. Fuck that guy.
31:36Fuck that guy.
31:38Okay.
31:42Well, fuck Devin.
31:43Yeah, fuck Devin.
31:54I...
32:21Hi.
32:22Good morning.
32:25I'm really glad you didn't turn into a pumpkin last night.
32:29Or whatever they have in hell.
32:30Right.
32:32Because I'm the devil.
32:39Um.
32:44It was really sweet of you to take care of me.
32:47What?
32:49Are you still sick?
32:52Do you have a fever or something?
32:56It feels really nice.
33:09Are you feeling good?
33:18I gotta go.
33:19I gotta go.
33:22I gotta go to work.
33:27Bye.
33:33Oh my god.
33:35I love Brian.
33:44Okay.
33:45Come on.
33:46Okay.
33:47Wow.
33:48I really have no friends to talk to.
33:50Maybe Brian was right about this whole work-life balance.
33:54oh shit my meeting okay that is a problem for future jenna just
33:59get it together babe oh and stop talking to yourself starting now
34:07okay
34:10so with the new script changes i wish brian was here
34:15uh schedule changes i can't believe she slept with my husband did i just say husband
34:22you seem a little distracted jenna no not a good look for the next ceo
34:28no no everything everything is good everything is great let's just pick this up after the wedding
34:33you seem to have a lot on your mind right now
34:41yeah tick tock tick tock it all falls down
34:47wow it's two different nursery rhymes you moron did you just call me a moron
35:00okay i'm just gonna tell them that i have real feelings and be over the thing straight
35:08jenna i met your new neighbor
35:17clark
35:20long time no see jenna oh you two know each other i'll start dinner so you can catch up brian
35:28he'll be home soon who uh brian he's he'll be home soon
35:36so what are you doing here funny enough just moved in down the street
35:42why you hate this neighborhood things change
35:45people change look i'm not the man who i once was okay i'm not the one who let you get
35:51away
35:57what we had it was special you can't deny that i i don't know what to say say it's not
36:04too late
36:05is it right
36:13i'm engaged didn't answer my question you left me you broke my heart you don't know how sorry i am
36:20truly i wasn't ready then but i am now okay i'll prove it to you i don't have time for
36:27this
36:28do you love him if you do just tell me i'll leave you alone for good oh you've got to
36:35be kidding me
36:38clark would you like to join us for dinner um no no no sure great
36:49come on dad if you don't mind oh sure yeah here you go pal thanks for coming yeah appreciate it
37:00look at this all right let's squeeze oh nice comfy yeah that's about right
37:11great could you pass the wine
37:17brian could you pass the wine
37:26hi i'll do it myself
37:30clark said you two go way back yeah i knew jen before all sass no frass
37:37i rather like strong independent jenna sass and all well any jenna's better than no jenna right
37:48uh jenna uh any wedding progress today oh no we're still planning i thought you hated planning weddings
38:22i know you and clark dated
38:29but were you ever in love with him
38:34we were engaged
38:46glad to see you're still running mind if i join
38:51we're in love with him
38:55may i
39:03there
39:03all right come on
39:24well hey it was great uh catching up jen
39:29what's up brian
39:32what's up
39:38do you make breakfast
39:41i did
39:44that plate's for you although i see you are gay got a little something left
39:50he is harmless brian really right we're gonna be late to meet my parents
39:58you should put a shirt on
40:09oh my god
40:10it's so good do you like this
40:11it's delicious and
40:13very good
40:18here
40:19here
40:20broad guy keep jenna some of this
40:24here you go sweetie
40:28if it isn't the happiest couple ever
40:31oh
40:35that's a spirit
40:39hey
40:40oh
40:41oh
40:42dad
40:43these are the port members of my company
40:44the big day is almost here are you getting excited
40:47over the moon i just have to figure out how to smuggle a wedding cake into a courthouse
40:52oh no you can't get married to the courthouse
40:56devin call the staff tell them to prepare the house for a wedding this sunday
41:01can we at least offer you some cake
41:05well um oh no no he's probably really busy he's very important
41:09lots of meetings going on usually very
41:14i need you to meet me at the cafe right now
41:19how are you guys doing oh my god
41:21come right on in
41:22really good
41:23you know what i just realized we haven't heard the proposal story yet
41:27it must be amazing huh so good please tell us about it
41:32it's actually it's really funny story
41:34early um
41:35clark
41:40clark
41:41clark
41:42i thought your name was brian
41:49why don't you join us we're just hearing about the proposal story
41:53what if i do go on jenna
42:00it was our anniversary and um
42:06he wrote me a poem
42:10it was so sweet
42:12and masculine and hot
42:15and then he took me to a poetry reading i didn't know you liked poetry son
42:21i don't but apparently jenna does you know
42:25ode to a fancy urn is my favorite
42:28go on babe why don't you tell the rest fine i will
42:33and then he cried
42:36and he cried and he cried and then he got down on me and he proposed yeah well that's not
42:40exactly how i
42:41remember it fine then you tell them
42:48pre-wedding jitters
42:52what the hell are you doing besides single-handedly keeping up this narrative
42:55no i mean turning into an unrecognizable puddle the moment clark walks into the room
42:59what are you talking about oh you know exactly what i'm talking about
43:01are you jealous no this is a contract marriage okay so then what is it
43:06you're putting us both in jeopardy all right do i need to remind you that i have real stakes in
43:10that's my family i'm lying to them okay well i'm sorry if i don't know what you're into
43:14maybe you like poetry i don't know anything about me that is not fair it is not my job
43:21to know things about you you're right but you never tried to either
43:39i came to check on you i'm fine i couldn't sleep i know you jack you're not okay
43:47just this whole wedding thing and brian drives me nuts he does seem a little uh high strung yeah
43:56yes he's always like doing things for me not like not like in a patronizing way and like
44:02supportive way and he's ambitious and smart which is annoying
44:08and he listens to me which is so weird i can't stop thinking about you
44:17can i kiss you
44:26i'm marrying brian in two days look i messed up i can see that now but if you have an
44:32ounce of
44:32feeling the way i feel about you then you should be mine i want to marry you what
44:40i thought you said marriage was a loss of independence it's worth it to be with a person you love
44:51yeah yeah you're right
44:57hey think about it
45:06did you buy it every word sweet very sweet
45:15just play the part until she falls for you and break it off with that loser brian
45:20it then you're gonna be free to leave her again and i'll get you the rest of your money
45:23you got it i'm so glad you're again win-win for me i get paid i get some tail in
45:29the meantime
45:30i kind of forgot how hot she is i like you clark
45:37we need to talk
45:41i need your help to teach someone a lesson
45:47like
45:47like a team
45:49you're a team
45:58i thought you said you hated hiking
46:01well like you said
46:03people change
46:04i'm glad you called this morning
46:05look i like bry
46:08but no one makes me feel the way you do
46:21god i've missed you
46:27wait can we baby
46:30here
46:31hey
46:32i am all yours
46:33do whatever you want
46:35what about brian
46:36what about brian
46:43i don't have to take my shoes and socks off right babe i mean there's pokey stuff everywhere
46:48that actually depends
46:50on if you want to hike down fully nude or not
46:56i think i'm gonna puke
46:57i think i'm gonna puke
46:59oh god
47:01i know this is part of the plan but watching that was truly sickening
47:03oh at least you don't have his tongue in your mouth
47:06whoa whoa whoa whoa what's going on
47:09we need to talk there is nothing between me and clark there was at one time but that is over
47:16i am marrying you
47:21go to bed
47:24every time you come into my life you it up
47:28you're the reason i didn't want to get married you are a pathetic impotent excuse for a man
47:36even if i hadn't seen this video of you and your little dirtbag boyfriend this morning
47:41i knew you were up to something so i strung you along until i could figure it all out
47:46thank you for coming to jenny king's ted talk kobe oh no no oh come on
47:54that's far thanks for doing this have a nice hike down douchebag
47:58thank you
47:59rock and hail
48:07oh dear you look beautiful thank you i want you to meet grandma sandra
48:13she has something special for you grandma welcome to the family oh we want you to have this oh i
48:23really oh yes absolutely yes yes we insist it's an arnhem family heirloom and we want you to know
48:33every time you look at it that you belong farming fun and family family
48:53hey
48:56hey now i told jen all this already but i got the whole ceo paperwork right here
49:02now during the wedding ceremony you're gonna sign the marriage certificate but you'll also sign
49:08this make it all official welcome to married life son
49:17that's your last chance bro i know it's all lies lies lies
49:23i'm gonna make a deal for both of us so we can get what we want
49:27if you owe jenna i'll promote you to her job and i'll pay you three times the raise but if
49:35you go
49:35up and sign that deal i'm gonna make good on my promise to ruin both of you my offer stands
49:42for five
49:42more seconds five four three two you know what you're right you are very consistent
49:54consistently the biggest d-bag i have ever seen enjoy having jenna as your new ceo bye
50:29so
50:33so
50:35so
50:35so
50:35so
50:37so
51:15It, uh, looks like our pan's gonna go off without a hitch.
51:21You sure about this?
51:25Stop the wedding!
51:31Shit.
51:34Oh, my God.
51:39This marriage is a sham.
51:43As you can see in this contract right here, dated a week ago.
51:48I told you you shouldn't have given it.
51:49Not the time, Bri.
51:50They have deceived this company.
51:52And they have deceived all of you, ladies and gentlemen.
51:55Oh, my God.
51:58What's he talking about?
52:00I'm very glad you asked.
52:01In order to get promoted, Jenna right here forced her assistant, Brian, to marry her.
52:13Is this true, Jenna?
52:27You know, you would have made a really shitty lawyer.
52:30What?
52:31Look at the bottom of that page.
52:35I didn't sign that.
52:38You can wave that piece of paper around all you want.
52:42It's not gonna do anything for you.
52:44Because I made a promise to Jenna that I would marry her.
52:48And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
52:50You didn't sign the contract?
52:52Nope.
52:55So you did all of this because you're a good person.
53:04Well...
53:05I'm sorry.
53:05I can't do this.
53:07Well...
53:10You have given me so much.
53:12What are you doing?
53:13You've given me years of your life.
53:15I threatened to ruin your career.
53:19I forced you to lie to everyone.
53:22I forced you to pretend to be in love with me.
53:24Look, you don't have to do this.
53:25You, Jenna, stop.
53:26I'm sorry you ever met me.
53:31I'm not watching.
53:33Wait.
53:35Just let me go.
53:37Trust me.
53:44I don't deserve this.
53:45No.
53:46I don't deserve to be a part of your family.
53:49You don't get to decide this.
54:04I guess she did all the dirty work to ruin both of you.
54:10That's why you'll never be CEO.
54:13What?
54:13Devin, you are an embarrassment to this company and to our family.
54:19If you insist on acting like a child, you are gonna be treated as one.
54:24Go to your room and stay there.
54:28Daddy, I can explain.
54:30Please.
54:41So how you doing, son?
54:43Pretty shitty, Dad.
54:47I'm sorry I lied to y'all.
54:49You do what you have to do for true love.
54:51Including never given up.
54:59Everyone can go home.
55:01It's over.
55:01She's gone.
55:06It's not over, Brian.
55:08Go find her.
55:10So what are you waiting for, son?
55:12Yeah.
55:14It's over.
55:29Jenna.
55:31It's me.
55:33I know you're in there.
55:47Can I come in?
55:48I don't deserve this.
55:52Not after everything I've done.
55:56But you don't love me.
55:59This was all fake.
56:01I don't think you can fake the kind of connection we have.
56:04Do you?
56:06Why are you doing this?
56:08You don't need me.
56:10They offered you my position.
56:13Jenna, I quit.
56:16You what?
56:20Why?
56:21They, Devin offered you the position.
56:24That's your dream job.
56:25Why would you do that?
56:26I don't want to be anywhere you're not.
56:28Brian, I'm...
56:28Look, I know what you're going to say, okay?
56:31Because I know you better than anyone else.
56:36And I also know that I love you.
56:48And I have loved you from the day that I met you, Jenna King.
56:54And even when I've hated you, which I have many, many times, I've still always been head over heels in
57:03love with you.
57:06So, what do you say?
57:09No contracts, no professional strings attached.
57:20Will you marry me?
57:23For real?
57:26I love you, Brian.
57:40Brian, do you take Jenna to be your lawful wedded wife?
57:44So, this is what you wanted?
57:46So, this is what you wanted?
57:46To get married tonight.
57:48I do.
57:50I don't want to spend another birthday without you.
57:53And Jenna?
57:55I do, too.
57:56You may now kiss your bride.
58:26See you next week.
58:27See if he likes it, okay, oh.
58:29Hi.
58:31Oh hey, could you get me a coffee?
58:32What happened to our new assistant?
58:33Amy's out there at the desk.
58:34Uh, Amy, could you grab us two lattes?
58:36Sure thing, boss.
58:38I'm the really tall guy.
58:40Yeah.
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