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00:00My father was in an accident. I'm going home.
00:03Now she'll return to the small town she left behind.
00:06CBS Sunday.
00:08Kate Barton had a successful career until her father needed her.
00:11My father was in an accident. I'm going home.
00:15Now she'll return to the small town she left behind.
00:17The place is a mess.
00:19You live in La La Land.
00:23You're the way daddy is.
00:24And discover what matters.
00:26Family.
00:27E.R. Sherry Stringfield, Clint Black, and Oscar winner Jason Robards.
00:32You're the child I see myself in most.
00:35Going home. CBS Sunday.
00:38If your family is in trouble,
00:40These are the lawyers you want on your side.
00:43First mile is your son.
00:45Critics say family law has intriguing stories and a great cast.
00:48I am an excellent attorney.
00:50Family Law. CBS Monday.
00:53Tonight on an all-new Late Show, Dave welcomes Tim Robbins.
00:57Send Melissa at bridge.
00:58Plus, tonight's top ten and more.
01:00First, your local news.
01:03Next on the Nightbeat, after Super Tuesday,
01:06Is McCain's next move toward the exit?
01:08We have the late-breaking developments.
01:10And a deadly night in Daytona Beach.
01:12A Ford bike pile-up.
01:30I am Captain Nemo.
01:42Just ahead on 2 News.
01:44Gulf War vets get some very good news.
01:46Timothy McVeigh's sister takes the stand.
01:48And Colin Powell is coming to the Miami Valley.
01:51Stay tuned.
01:51It's an all-new ER at 10-9 Central, right here on NBC.
01:56Yeah, it's Janice.
01:59I buy the properties.
02:00You slap a quote of pain on them.
02:01We turn around for some serious do-re-me.
02:05I hate that Julie Andrews doesn't sing anymore.
02:10We'd be in business together, again.
02:12Like when I sold your term papers in college.
02:17You sold my term papers?
02:21Didn't I cut you in?
02:23Yeah, it's too late now.
02:26For more information, go to NBC.com.
02:29All I said was, I think we were duped.
02:32And that got me fired.
02:35I really felt like I did nothing wrong here.
02:38I was just doing my job.
02:40But, you know, the team did gang up on me.
02:43That's just the way that I am.
02:45And I know that it can affect people.
02:47And it brings out certain emotions when you bring out the truth.
02:53Hey, you know, you can't win them all.
02:56Then, a Joe Hamilton production.
02:59Tonight, Dave Gutweez's co-host Kelly Ripa.
03:01Then, Rudy Giuliani gets the top ten things he'll miss about being mayor.
03:05Plus, survivor castaway, Clarence.
03:07First, your local news.
03:08Up next, why police think this man may have stolen the IDs of thousands of Oregonians.
03:13And U.S. troops pour into the ground in Afghanistan.
03:16And the president prepares the nation for casualties.
03:19And the punch that landed a boxer in jail, now he faces charges.
03:23Point 6 News at 11. Starts now.
03:28Thanks for watching Sunday's Fast Dramas on ABC.
03:31It's got nothing to do with you.
03:32It's getting between me and Andy.
03:34An all-new Blue ABC Tuesday, 10, 9 Central.
03:37November 11th, Jessica Lynch, finals.
03:41But there's a few more things you should also consider changing this fall.
03:45This machine is on your side with chips to prepare your home.
03:49Well, that's true.
03:51I got an idea for a TV show.
03:53I knew this was going to happen.
03:55I didn't.
03:56Monday, 9, 8 Central.
03:57Tuesday, Christopher Lloyd is back.
03:59I have some good notes.
04:00But where's he been?
04:01I'm the Messiah.
04:04Well, that is good news.
04:06Well, I'm a fiery owl.
04:08Well, it's nice working with you.
04:10And James finally puts the moves on Priscilla Presley.
04:13Spin City and Sports Night, all-new, 9, 8 Central.
04:16See you Tuesday.
04:17Wednesday on Drew.
04:18It's round three.
04:20And it's a real slugfest.
04:22That's three best friends going on with a love of one woman.
04:24Who, when it looks like they're fighting dirty.
04:26If I was going to stoop this low, I would have shown you my naked picture of Drew.
04:29This is the episode where you'll find out who gets the girl.
04:33All-new Drew Carey Show, followed by Whose Line Is It Anyway on ABC.
04:36See you Wednesday.
05:09To one man, Ted Danson, living with a dead.
05:12CBS Sunday.
05:13Monday, after 12 years of marriage.
05:15Wednesday on The Amazing Race, a new adventure begins.
05:18All right, let's go.
05:19As Tim's race from Australia to New Zealand, where they'll take the most incredible leap of faith.
05:25I'm going to have a heart attack.
05:26Of their lives.
05:28I want to go home to my mommy.
05:30Just three shows left.
05:32All-new Amazing Race.
05:34CBS win.
05:38There is a moment in the Olympics when a young skater takes his place at center ice.
05:46And in his eyes, you see the child who will soon become a man.
05:53And you realize that his mother is about to lose a son.
06:00And every mother in the world is about to gain one.
06:03The Olympic Winter Games return to CBS.
06:06Share a moment with the world.
06:09Dave delivers late-night fun all this week with the Duchess of York, Robert Duvall, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Keaton, and
06:15more.
06:15Now, your local news.
06:18Next on Eyewitness News Nightbeat, a Southside mother says she wants to see her boyfriend put to death at the
06:23police state who killed her 3-year-old.
06:25These sisters were born at the same time, so why do doctors say they're not twins?
06:30And it was a nail-biter till the end.
06:32Sam's live in San Diego with a Super Bowl XXXII summary next.
06:46Stranded in a world beyond time.
06:49Where are we exactly?
06:51Dinotopia.
06:51It's not every day we get new arrivals.
06:53But within reach.
06:55These were dead on millions of years ago.
06:58Hallmark Entertainment and ABC present the story of two brothers.
07:02We have to get off this island.
07:04And a journey they never meant to take.
07:06I'm afraid your past life is gone.
07:10An amazing adventure.
07:11This is beautiful.
07:12They never expected.
07:14The Tyrannosaurus herd is destroying everything in its path.
07:16And the Pteranodons are breaching all the traditional boundaries.
07:20Open your eyes.
07:21It's time for you to see.
07:22How's the dinosaurs seeing?
07:25Open your heart.
07:26I think I might be in love with you.
07:27Open your mind.
07:29This will light the way.
07:30Only one week until the world premiere of the mega-series Dinotopia.
07:35You're almost there.
07:36Next Sunday, 7, 6 central on ABC.
07:40Night one on Celebrity Millionaire.
07:42Like what?
07:43Things got a little out of control.
07:45There's some kind of signal here.
07:47Now Dana Carvey's on a roll.
07:49Final answer.
07:50Yeah.
07:51He's got $32,000.
07:52Six from a million and three left.
07:55Night two.
07:55The celebrity edition of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
07:58Tomorrow at 8, 7 central on ABC.
08:00One of television's biggest comedy stars is about to be transformed.
08:05Into one of Disney's most timeless characters.
08:08Your pet help.
08:09Sunday, Drew Carey stars in a classic adventure.
08:12Seen through the eyes of Pinocchio's father in Disney's Geppetto.
08:16Sunday at 7, 6 central, only on ABC.
08:21Is this Tennessee or the Titanic?
08:23Some folks say Titanic and that taxes are our iceberg.
08:27Plus, more criminals are going to college and it is not.
08:30This week on The Tonight Show, J-Welcome schedule guests Robin Williams, Hugh Grant, Ben Affleck, Denise Richards, and Freddie
08:37Prinze Jr.
08:39Plus, the music of Celine Dion, Jimmy Buffett, and Brian Adams.
08:43Your local news is next.
08:45Texas companies are pandering children on the internet with their parents' permission.
08:49And a construction closure that could cost you time on your morning commute, next on The Night Beat.
09:00Watch what the news is next tonight.
09:02Domination.
09:02LA goes into a finals.
09:03Friends is a Lakers pound.
09:04Indiana in game with a championship series.
09:08I'm ready.
09:08Okay, I'm ready.
09:09On January 10th, third watch moves to Mondays 10, 9 central.
09:13It's going to be all right.
09:14On January 10th, see the heroes who get there first.
09:18She can't hit people in the head with a hammer.
09:20You got a problem, you call her.
09:23Get down, do it.
09:24You gotta go now.
09:25You're supposed to help people.
09:28Third watch is a People's Choice nominee or favorite new drama.
09:31You can't take your eyes off the screen.
09:33On January 10th, third watch moves to Mondays 10, 9 central on NBC.
09:40This has been a presentation of ABC News.
09:43More Americans get their news from ABC News.
09:48Than from any other source.
09:52Buffalo, Miami.
09:53Monday night at 9 Eastern, 6 Pacific.
09:55Next at 11, thousands of dollars in counterfeit Pokemon cards are confiscated.
10:00And Nike makes a move to bring the WNBA to Portland.
10:07Tuesday at 10, 9 central.
10:08You'll see why NYPD Blue is the best cop show on TV.
10:12I'm not working where this goes on.
10:13All new NYPD Blue.
10:15ABC Tuesday.
10:25On Nash Bridges is next.
10:28CBS Monday on Family Law.
10:31If your family is in trouble...
10:35These are the lawyers you want on your side.
10:37The only person I have to care about is your son.
10:40Critics say family law has intriguing stories and a great cast.
10:44I am just what you need, an excellent attorney.
10:47Best Tuesday at 10, 9 central.
10:49What the hell's going on?
10:50Something happens with Andy Sipowicz that's so powerful...
10:53Back off!
10:53...so dramatic.
10:54It makes for one of the best episodes of NYPD Blue in years.
10:59If you can catch your breath, watch.
11:01Back off!
11:02I'm not going to say it again!
11:03New NYPD Blue ABC this Tuesday.
11:05Viewer discretion advised.
11:07Set your eyes on this.
11:09Macaulay, Cato, Greg Louganis, Donna Rice, Sarah Ferguson.
11:12They all had famous balls.
11:14They all talked to Barbara Walters then.
11:17Now they're back.
11:18You said you felt like a hunted animal.
11:20I was a hunted animal.
11:22Wednesday, no one holds back when they talk about surviving the glare.
11:25At 9.30, 8.30 central.
11:27ABC and Hallmark Entertainment present a groundbreaking television event.
11:33Where are we?
11:34Dinosaur.
11:34Oh, you'll be the talker tonight.
11:36A world where humans and dinosaurs live together in harmony.
11:39This is some kind of utopia.
11:41A world that can never escape.
11:42Your past life is gone.
11:44A world on the brink of extinction.
11:46The Tyrannosaurus bird is destroying everything in its path.
11:49Only six days until the world premiere mega-series event.
11:52This will light the way.
11:53Dinosaur.
11:54Sunday at 7, 6 central on ABC.
11:58The final push to election day and an armed robber terrifies a motel clerk.
12:03Right now on TuneIn.
12:04What if you could use a bunch of hidden cameras to get revenge?
12:09Or just freak people out?
12:12You could set up anything.
12:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:15Like have your friends arrested for espionage.
12:18I'm not a criminal, man.
12:19I'm an idiot.
12:20Leave some dude in a loaded tank.
12:23That's my car!
12:25Or teach that bad boy driver a lesson.
12:28Let me out!
12:28Let me out!
12:29You've never seen hidden cameras do this.
12:31Spy TV premieres...
12:33There's a new kind of comedy coming to NBC.
12:35Don't look at me when we're moving somewhere.
12:38I'm a little idiot.
12:40Three new doctors learning by doing.
12:45Moving on.
12:46Make no mistake, they're not idiots.
12:49They're just new.
12:50It's a good thing they make surgical masks, because if they didn't, everyone would know that my face is like
12:54this the whole time.
12:56Scrubs, coming this fall to NBC.
12:59I want to be so mad.
13:01Their thoughts on staying safe from the TNBC confessional.
13:04I was followed in a parking lot once.
13:06Pulled a gun and pointed right at me.
13:08I don't go out alone.
13:09Never walk around late at night by yourself.
13:11I just ran right out of there.
13:13You just have to go with your first instinct, which is like turn around and run.
13:16Stay aware of what's going on around you.
13:19Be aware of your surroundings.
13:21I learned to mind my own business.
13:22It doesn't matter who's wrong or who's right.
13:24You got to think about the consequences.
13:25I just pick up the lead.
13:30He was in a position of power.
13:32She was up for a promotion.
13:33I love her.
13:34He ripped my shirt.
13:35Was it rape or revenge?
13:37The rape you let slide, but rape and no promotion.
13:39Now that's just one.
13:40Objection.
13:41It's a case that will make you question what you do on the job.
13:43Maybe it's better to keep sex out of the workplace.
13:45What the hell is that supposed to mean?
13:46Maybe you and I are a mistake.
13:48All new Family Law, CBS Monday.
13:50Tonight on The...
13:52Tonight, The Late Show is all new when days get down with Liza Minnelli, plus a show-stopping
13:56performance from her new Broadway act and Robert, the latest Survivor castaway.
14:00But first, your local news.
14:03From tornado warnings to watch the downpours, it's been a stormy night and it's not over yet.
14:08Our team of meteorologists has been tracking the storms all night long.
14:12Good evening, everyone.
14:13I'm Larry Kane.
14:13And I'm...
14:23Jimmy and Quentin drop in at the movie.
14:25Is this a date?
14:26No.
14:27Let's ask the guy.
14:28Is this a date?
14:28Can you pay for her?
14:29Yes.
14:30I don't say a date!
14:32You have every right to get lucky tonight.
14:34Kyle Ripken Jr. and Neopar Dallas and an old new Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC Tonight.
14:39The mother of a missing Cleveland girl speaks out and we're tracking Doppler 5000.
14:43Mark Johnson shows us what we'll roll through tonight and tomorrow, next.
14:50DiCaprio, Hanks, the network premiere, catch me if you can, ABC Saturday.
14:55The Tour Championship on ABC Sports.
14:59The PGA's top money winners battle in the season finale.
15:03Tiger Woods is looking to finish with a bang, aiming for his seventh player of the year title.
15:08But Phil Mickelson is shooting for a win to cap his remarkable season.
15:13And there's no counting out BJ Singh.
15:15The best golf in the world.
15:18The Tour Championship presented by Coca-Cola.
15:21Live coverage this weekend on ABC Sports.
15:25Hit me!
15:26The American Music Awards, live Tuesday, November 22nd, only on ABC.
15:31Invasion.
15:32These people are not in this for the money.
15:34There's something else going on here.
15:36They strike.
15:37Everyone's home.
15:38We don't know why these families have been targeted.
15:40To catch criminals like this, they'll have to set a tasty trap.
15:44You want to use this to speak?
15:45This is so cool.
15:47God help us if there's more than one gang out there doing this.
15:49All you boomtown.
15:51Enter an all you law and order criminal.
15:53We'll intend NBC next Sunday.
15:56This week on the Tonight Show, J. Welker's scheduled guest, Nicholas, Diane Lane, Dennis Miller, and Ellen DeGeneres.
16:03Plus, the music of Lyle Lovett.
16:05Your local news is next.
16:09Coming up at 10, the latest on our slick road conditions.
16:12Also, these three men had their fate decided by a panel of judges.
16:16Were their death sentences constitutional?
16:19Driving along, they came upon a terrible sight, but their heroic actions helped save lives.
16:23We'll tell you what they did.
16:30On Monday, April 21st, one beautiful woman will begin her search for love among 20 eligible men.
16:35She'll meet them, date them, and learn everything about them except...
16:39Let the masquerade begin.
16:41What they look like.
16:43Get ready for the ultimate face-off.
16:45This is really their shot to really show me who they are.
16:49But once she's chosen Mr. Right, will love last when the mask comes off?
16:53Things could get ugly on the new series, Mr. Personality, hosted by Monica Lewinsky.
16:57Premieres Monday, April 21st on Fox.
17:00Top hit at Ohio State is a loser tonight at 10 o'clock.
17:12Sunday, when Whoopi Goldberg goes back in time, it must be November on ABC.
17:17How?
17:17Now, history.
17:18Behold, come along.
17:20You poke me with that thing again, I'm gonna hurt you.
17:22Will be a thing of the past.
17:23I have just started the industrial revolution.
17:26Bring food, bring drink, play music.
17:28Whoopi Goldberg.
17:29Back off, Merlin, I'm working this courtyard.
17:31In a world premiere movie event.
17:33Oh, I'm sorry.
17:36No, it's a thing.
17:38A Night in Camelot, ABC Sunday at 7, 6 Central.
17:49We are family.
17:50You're not a woman.
17:52Robin Williams and Nathan Lane in the funniest movie event of November.
17:56The Birdcage, ABC Thursday, 8, 7 Central.
18:00Cooler temperatures and lots of rain.
18:02Does that mean the first snow isn't too far behind?
18:04Focus on the kids.
18:06That's the purpose of a new coalition to help Kansas City schools.
18:09It's all ahead next.
18:13The Birdcage is all here.
18:18CBS Monday.
18:19You'll never guess why this girl is out in the middle of the night.
18:23What are you doing out here all by yourself?
18:25But the real mystery is where she came from.
18:27Have you been in there?
18:28No.
18:28Is there a problem?
18:29Oh, yeah.
18:30All new Family Law, CBS Monday.
18:33This week, Dave's all new with Billy Crystal, John Travolta, David Spade, and Kevin Spacey.
18:38Monday, don't miss David Hyde Pierce and you too.
18:41Now your local news.
18:43Straight ahead on Channel 6 News, a new case of inhalation anthrax is confirmed and another suspected.
18:50I'm Tom Lankford, coming up a story of a small town, big heart, and a desire to help.
18:56And we'll see a cold start for Monday, which is in just about eight minutes, but then we'll
19:00end up warmer than today.
19:02Channel 6 News starts right...
19:04Can Bart survive a quarantine inside a plastic bubble?
19:07I was trying to throw Bart over the roof and he got stuck in a tree.
19:11Bart, where's my foot gun?
19:13In the tree!
19:14Find out at 8, 7 central next Sunday on Fox.
19:18Oh, no, not the good...
19:20Fox celebrates 25 years of Star Wars with the first episode of the saga, The Phantom Menace.
19:26You will be a gem.
19:27Must see more exclusive footage from Attack of the Clones.
19:31Feel the force at 8, 7 central Thursday on Fox.
19:35Tomorrow.
19:36Mr. Sonic, look at me.
19:37I don't deserve to be a queen.
19:38Who does?
19:39Are you ready for the prom?
19:41How is it going to look if a transvestite is named prom queen?
19:44They're going to get the students' lives.
19:47We're talking 35, 22, 34.
19:50$200.
19:51You're selling yourself, Mayor?
19:52We'll have the faculty turned up now.
19:54Why make the prom this emotional touchstone when you can make money instead?
19:57The hit series Boston Public.
19:59Can't we even have a lousy prom without controversy?
20:02All new at 8, 7 central tomorrow on Fox.
20:06Fox 11 News is next tonight.
20:08Her and I couldn't do any more for her.
20:12Coping with the aftermath of a powerful earthquake that's taken the lives of loved ones.
20:17A case of mad cow disease confirmed in the U.S.
20:20Should you be worried about eating beef?
20:22Soldiers return home as heroes and discover they're the most intriguing people of the U.S.
20:31I'm glad you're having fun!
20:33Next.
20:34A boyfriend and girlfriend accused of breaking into a home, stealing more than a dozen guns, only to be caught
20:40by a dog.
20:41A daycare provider under arrest.
20:43Did she shake a five-month-old baby?
20:45Record heat again today, and there's more on the way, at least until these storms come through.
20:49I'll have the forecast.
20:50A bus hijacked by a gunman comes to a crashing halt as police close in.
20:55Buying a house?
20:56Now home inspectors need to follow new rules, find out if pizza can fight cancer, and hear from tonight's boot
21:03camp loser.
21:04I made this.
21:09Saturday.
21:11You can't beat the heat in Miami.
21:13If I don't see your hands, I'm gonna let loose.
21:16A brand new primetime cops, then.
21:18Bad guys can run, but they can't hide from you and America's Most Wanted.
21:23Police searched for this armed robber across America, but your tips led authorities to his hideout in Costa Rica.
21:30He'd rather be carried by six than judged by 12.
21:34See how the story ended.
21:35Watch America's Most Wanted after cops, Saturday.
21:38Don't miss a double X Friday on Fox.
21:42First at 8, 7 central.
21:44Even if you've seen every episode, you haven't heard the whole story.
21:47Until now.
21:48Mother!
21:49More secrets of the X-Files and all new special.
21:52Then at 9, 8 central.
21:54No!
21:55Something's turning innocent people into killers.
21:58You walk away from this, more people will die.
22:01And Scully may be next.
22:03You're in on it.
22:04You're one of them.
22:05A brand new X-Files, part of Fox's Double X Friday.
22:11This Sunday, you are cordially invited to an Easter celebration.
22:14Fox style.
22:15Who's out there?
22:17Your worst nightmare.
22:20Okay, your worst nightmare.
22:23It's a special holiday presentation of Greg the Bunny after an all new Simpsons.
22:27And next day, be there for another all new episode.
22:31Look at this place, it's a mess.
22:32Well, perhaps you'd like to slip into a French maid's outfit and tidy up a bit.
22:36Catch all new episodes of Greg the Bunny this Sunday and next Wednesday on Fox.
22:40Families everywhere have fallen in love with American dreams.
22:44It's drama interlaced with real life.
22:47My dad makes time to watch American dreams with us.
22:50They're all there to support each other.
22:51Don't take any drama here.
22:52It's everything that I would hope for for my family.
22:55Family is the heart.
22:57American dreams.
22:59Sundays on NBC.
23:00On NBC's hit Hope and Gloria, Cynthia Stevenson and Jessica Lundy tickled funny bones on two other NBC comedies.
23:07Here's Cynthia Stevenson on Cheers as a woman with a crazed appetite for Frasier Crane.
23:11No, I've broken up a friendship.
23:14Because I was selfishly thinking of nothing but my own burning womanly needs.
23:19This has gone on long enough.
23:21If I may intercede, you are mistaken.
23:24You don't have to settle.
23:25You can pick and choose.
23:26You can be selective.
23:28You can go out with who you want to go out with.
23:30Who are you and why are you so damn handsome?
23:35You're settling again.
23:37Oh, I guess you're right.
23:40Of course, in case of someone like me, I see how you wouldn't think it was settling.
23:45Oh, no, no, you're right.
23:46I can do better.
23:49Good luck, babe.
23:52And Jessica made Jerry look twice as the woman with the wild laugh on Seinfeld.
23:56I can't believe I'm doing this.
23:57I never do stuff like this.
23:59Really?
23:59Well, I give out my number to just about every customer who comes in here.
24:02Oh.
24:04Really?
24:04You don't seem that desperate.
24:05Oh, yeah.
24:06I kind of had my eye on Uncle Leo.
24:08Uh-huh.
24:10Well, uh, I'll give you a call and thanks for the fish.
24:14By the way, you know why fish is so thin?
24:16Why?
24:16They fish.
24:26Look for Hope and Gloria as they move to Sundays this fall on NBC.
24:31Join Jay this week for all new Tonight shows.
24:34Schedule to appear on Seagal, Dennis Hopper, Howie Mandel, the Doobie Brothers, and...
24:38Stay tuned to NBC.
24:40Your local news is next.
25:05Next Saturday gets wild and crazy with Steve Martin in the funniest film about weddings ever.
25:10He's like you, Dad.
25:11Except he's brilliant.
25:12So get ready for the honeymoon.
25:14Welcome to the 90s.
25:16Because getting to the altar has never been more hysterical.
25:19Steve Martin, Diane Keaton, and Relativity's Kimberly Williams in Father of the Bride, ABC next Saturday.
25:45Tonight's Day of Late for NBC's Saturday Night Live, hosted by Shakespeare in Love's Gwyneth Paltrow, plus the music of
25:50Bare Naked Ladies.
25:51Your local news is next.
25:53I'm Jay Warren.
25:54Straight ahead, a deadly tornado flattens a trailer park in Louisiana, killing at least nine people.
25:59Plus, there's new evidence of the ethnic massacre in Kosovo, and the pictures are hard to believe.
26:04New South 10-11, isn't it?
26:06Arab-American.
26:07For some, he's presumed guilty.
26:09We have legitimate security concerns.
26:12For others, he has a right to a fair trial.
26:14This man is an American citizen.
26:15The year's most controversial cultural battle is about to begin.
26:19By Cliveson Shaves, the world has.
26:21Judd Hirsch guest stars.
26:22This is still SB&I.
26:24In an all-new family law on CBS Monday.
26:27Congratulations to The Late Show on two Emmy Awards, including Outstanding Variety Series.
26:31Monday, Dave's got Martin Lawrence and Silas from Survivor.
26:34Now your local news.
26:37The closest presidential election in history calls for recounts of Supreme Court battle tonight.
26:42New information that could have changed everything.
26:44And a history maker from last year's campaign spends the day in Orlando talking airport security.
26:49Plus, celebrating local veterans.
26:52Local 6 at 11 starts right now.
26:55Not everyone knows this, but women love.
27:00We love the three stooges.
27:01The stooges?
27:04Why?
27:05Because they're classic.
27:07Make way for the original Romeo.
27:08I love Curly.
27:10I love them.
27:12I love Shem.
27:13I would marry Mo.
27:14I like the chair.
27:15Curly invented breakdancing.
27:17You don't have to be a shit freak, but they've made life.
27:20The Three Stooges' greatest hit.
27:22Can you see I'm falling for you?
27:24Thursday on ABC.
27:48No, you don't have to be a shit freak of cow!
27:52You don't have to be a shit freak.
27:52Baby, what are you doing?
27:55Now you don't have to be angry, but they're just surprised.
27:56Coming up, a Depew police car comes to a crashing halt on the way to the town lock-up.
28:01And Tonawanda residents say a crossing to Canada doesn't belong in their town.
28:07Now, live in 2020 tonight.
28:15I live all alone. I can do whatever I want.
28:22I'm 35 years old, pretending I'm a robot.
28:26And no one yells at me...
28:36Hi there. Hey. How's the roommate hunt going, buddy?
28:40Not too good. There's a lot of real nut jobs out there.
28:45Tuesday.
28:53A.B.C. Sunday.
28:55Merry Christmas.
28:55The holidays are bringing out the best in everyone.
28:58And that means Bobby's got more women than even he can handle.
29:02Are we a couple?
29:03I could fall in love with you all over again if I'm not myself.
29:05And all new practice, A.B.C. Sunday at 10, 9 Central.
29:09Whose line is it anyway?
29:11Returning Wednesday, right after Drew Carey on A.B.C.
29:16The seventh's got him.
29:19Whose line is it anyway?
29:21Returning Wednesday right after Drew Carey on ABC.
29:31Seven's got it locked.
29:39CBS Wednesday on a new Jericho.
29:41If they kill me, they will never find the package.
29:44A desperate search for food.
29:46The further out you get, the hairier the roads are.
29:48Why are they following me?
29:49Picture event.
29:50So every one of these men want to win this war as much as the next man.
29:53From executive producer Morgan Freeman.
29:57The story of the worst accident in U.S. naval history.
30:01They killed 320 men.
30:03You want me to put the entire United States Navy on a run?
30:05And the cover-up.
30:06The Navy has treated us like trash.
30:08They are going to call this a mutiny.
30:10That's taken 50 years to crack.
30:12That is changed.
30:13That ain't the point.
30:14That is the point.
30:14I believe today, NBC Sunday in two weeks.
30:24Later on the Tonight Show, the J-Squad is in fine form.
30:28And with the Mod Squad's bouncy Claire Danes, plus Odd Squad spokesman Stephen Wright, all
30:34Leprechaun Leno's having a fine old time, yes.
30:37Ah, your local news is stuck.
30:42Next new debate tonight over Amadou Diallo's immigration file.
30:45Should it be grand jury evidence?
30:46A four-year-old is hit by a stray bullet in Brooklyn.
30:49Ambulances race to a New Jersey business park as mystery fumes sicken more than a dozen.
30:53And a warning tonight for late-night St. Patrick's Day revelers.
30:58All this straight ahead.
31:01David Brenner and Brandy, all tonight on The Late Show with David Letterman.
31:05Now stay tuned for your local news.
31:10Two tournaments in one.
31:15What's in her future?
31:18A mutual aid fire.
31:19There's breaking news in the Sky Center.
31:21The person at this estate is living large at your expense.
31:24It's a Scambuster expose.
31:26Next.
31:27The Indians start the postseason by getting pounded.
31:30And a fan gets pounded for supporting the tribe.
31:33Cleveland fans aren't surrendering.
31:35Hear the superstitions that some say will turn the tribe around.
31:39Plus, a new, safer way to free yourself of extra fat.
31:42Now, on CBS 19 News at 11.
31:49Bachelor number one.
31:50Being the father of a teenage girl, how do you relate to the boys she dates?
31:55I try to get to know them first, before I make snap judgments.
31:58I pinch my tongue, looking.
32:00Well, aren't you an idiot?
32:02All grow-ups coming at you Tuesdays after Sunday.
32:39He was a rising star until someone cut him down.
32:42He was murdered on a playground court in 1987.
32:45Now, 17 years later.
32:46Want to tell us about the phone call you got?
32:48Yeah, if I play Friday night, I'm going to get to school driving just like my dad.
32:51What's Friday night?
32:52She made the championship.
32:53He's the same killer after his son.
32:56What's wrong?
32:56Ray is a mystic.
32:57Cold Case, CBS Sunday.
33:00NBC Thursday.
33:02An episode of ER that reminds us why it's the best hour on television.
33:07It's okay, baby.
33:08You're going to help your brother.
33:10Trapped in a snowstorm.
33:11Three feet in seven hours.
33:13Emergency so unimaginable.
33:15The whole family?
33:15It calls for a father's.
33:17A guy.
33:17Ultimate sacrifice.
33:18I know this is difficult.
33:19I need your consent.
33:20And one desperate hope.
33:22Do you know what you did?
33:23Do you have any idea?
33:24Sally Field returns on a must-see ER NBC Thursday.
33:32You met her as a redhead.
33:35Fell in love with her as a blonde.
33:38It's time to say goodbye to Sydney Bristow.
33:41This is what we've been waiting for.
33:43All these years.
33:45We can bring them all down.
33:47Take care of them.
33:47Don't you want to see how it ends?
33:49It's over, Swim.
33:52Alias, the two-hour series finale.
33:54On a special night, Monday, 9, 8 central.
33:56Only on ABC.
34:02Now, stay tuned for the NBC Sunday night movie,
34:06The Hunt for the Unicorn Killer.
34:14From NBC Motion Pictures.
34:16A runaway train carrying an atomic weapon.
34:19Well, let's find out what kind of a Russian bomb is on that train.
34:22An entire city in its path.
34:23There may be no possible way to stop this train.
34:26A father who resists everything.
34:28We're going to try to open it up.
34:30Get him out of there, now!
34:31To save his family.
34:32Daddy!
34:33And the lives of millions.
34:36God and Parsi.
34:37A breathtaking world premiere.
34:39Atomic Train.
34:40NBC Sunday at 9, 8 central.
34:46Later on the Tonight Show, mom's the word, or should I say mommy,
34:49from the number one movie, Brendan Fraser, explains how to kill something that's already dead.
34:53Half like Jay doesn't already know.
34:55Your local news is there.
34:56Good evening, I'm Barbara Gibbs.
34:58Coming up, for many, it's a sobering reality.
35:00People are scared straight after a huge moonshine bust in southwestern Virginia.
35:05And the president sends a strong message to parents tonight.
35:08Don't buy violent video games or movies.
35:11Stay with us.
35:11The news is next.
35:14CBS Friday.
35:16The original Dukes of Hazzard are back, sitting, and trying to strike at Rich in Hollywood.
35:20Is that your heart?
35:21I hear racing her mind.
35:22It's their greatest adventure ever, featuring original songs from top country performers.
35:27I love this town.
35:28John Schneider, Tom Wolpat, and Catherine Boxstar.
35:31Hazzard in Hollywood.
35:32CBS Friday.
35:33Fox Tuesday will make you a believer.
35:36Does Luanne have a guardian angel?
35:38Luanne is crazy.
35:39I told her, use proper ventilation around those hair chemicals.
35:42An all-new King of the Hill.
35:44Then, you prank our emperor.
35:46What goes around, comes around.
35:48It's not like anyone's gonna drink me.
35:50On an all-new Futurama.
35:52Get it.
35:52And, witness the world's wildest go-kart jump on an all-new PJs.
35:57What makes me do these stupid things?
35:59It all starts at 8, 7 Central, Fox Tuesday.
36:08You're so proud of the Emmy Award winning Malcolm in the Middle.
36:12This November, we're running original episodes twice a week.
36:16This Wednesday, you're invited to a party.
36:18I'll take you and you.
36:21Isn't this kind of degrading?
36:22Okay, not you.
36:23Be there.
36:24For the social event of the year.
36:26No sticking gum under the table.
36:28And no eating gum already stuck under the table.
36:30An all-new Malcolm in the Middle at 8, 7 Central.
36:33And catch another all-new episode next Sunday at its regular time.
36:44It's not the same as when we were kids.
36:46They shoot nowadays.
36:47And you know when Claire didn't have to attack that boy,
36:49she attacked that boy.
36:53I wasn't there for Claire when she turned into smoking Josephine Frazier.
36:56But now, I'm on top of it.
37:00I'm not.
37:03And dance by the light of the moon.
37:11On the next Once and Again.
37:12Did you sign your divorce papers today?
37:14My evil stepmother is threatening to send me away again.
37:17So what are you to do?
37:18Do you think Carla could stay over?
37:20Did she have to take pills out of my medicine cabinet?
37:22I'm leaving town.
37:23I'm going with you.
37:24I'm going to meet her at the bus station.
37:25Don't say anything, okay?
37:26Where did they go?
37:27He honestly didn't tell me, okay?
37:29No, Rick.
37:32Police scour the home of a teacher accused of rape.
37:34See NASA's new high-speed toy.
37:37And Ricky Martin may shake his bonbon on a theater stage.
37:40The news is next.
37:43Next.
37:46You stinker.
37:51An ABC original.
37:52That was your miracle, wasn't it?
37:54She has the power if you only believe.
37:56Dana Delaney.
37:58Resurrection.
37:59ABC Monday at 9, 8 central.
38:01Seconds away on Eyewitness News.
38:03Just be happy you don't have to go to work in this kind of weather.
38:07Thousands of runners take life in stride.
38:09It's all a part of the L.A. Marathon tonight at 11.
38:18Next Monday on an all-new 24.
38:21I want to introduce everyone to Mike Doyle.
38:23He's the new head of field office.
38:25There's an international incident brewing.
38:27I think that you might be able to help defuse it.
38:30God the crap.
38:31At least you used to be an honest truck.
38:34I had an understanding with your president.
38:36You help us find those notes or I'm going to unleash the full power of our military on your country.
38:40I'm going to want to send a cell team into the Russian consulate.
38:43We must launch now.
38:44Go.
38:46I'm terminating the American.
38:55Now stay tuned for an all-new The West Wing and Law & Order coming up next on NBC.
39:03Stick around.
39:04Bet is coming up next.
39:07These survivors knew the Outback could be dangerous Thursday.
39:10There has been an accident.
39:12Could prepare them for what happens next.
39:15Then a vicious attack will be one way to solve it.
39:18Put the dogs out.
39:19Are we supposed to be able to see buffaloes, Daddy?
39:21Yeah.
39:23CSI, Survivor.
39:24Two shows sweeping the nation at CBS Thursday.
39:27Arrest.
39:28My daughter is a felon.
39:29All-new Max Bickford.
39:30Then CBS presents Lucy's 50th anniversary special with never-reporting footage.
39:35It's a star-studded celebration.
39:37Max Bickford, followed by the I Love Lucy special, CBS Sunday.
39:42Tonight on Dave, Ray Romano's got shocking outtakes from Everybody Loves Raymond.
39:46Plus, the men who pay $20 million to travel into space.
39:49First, your local news.
40:13Does everybody know what day it is?
40:16ABC Tuesday is the only place to get an all-new Grace.
40:20Getting a fresh new start.
40:21We all want to be poor again, are we?
40:23Not as long as you've got that rare blood type.
40:25You're cordially invited to a wedding by the Soul Man.
40:32My baby takes the morning train.
40:34An all-new Soul Man.
40:35The Tool Man remodels Al's apartment.
40:38Not with that remote, though, Al.
40:40Plus, a special Spin City, ABC Tuesday.
40:43I think the reason I'm fascinating is because I am so average.
40:47After an incredible year, Ellen DeGeneres is making history again.
40:51You said that Ann will carry the baby.
40:53Why not you?
40:53She's just one of the year's most intriguing people you'll meet.
40:56Plus, find out who's the most fascinating.
40:58Barbara Walters presents the 10 most fascinating people of 97, ABC Tuesday.
41:04Next on Channel 2 News, power lifters from around the world break records in Portland.
41:09Stay tuned.
41:10The news is next.
41:15Now, let's ask the stars of TNBC, what does TNBC stand for?
41:19What does TNBC stand for?
41:21I have no clue.
41:22It's a new state in Canada.
41:23Turkey, noodles, bacon, and chicken.
41:25The best new...
41:27No, that's that pizza place.
41:29The new broadcast channel.
41:32No, no, no, no, no.
41:33I don't know.
41:34I really don't.
41:35Maybe we should ask.
41:36What does TNBC stand for?
41:38Uh, TNBC is totally new.
41:41But cool.
41:42That works for me.
41:43Cool out.
41:43California.
41:44Stay tuned.
41:45Cosby is coming up next.
41:48CBS Sunday.
41:49Try some lardy cane.
41:51And pray.
41:51Let the healing begin.
41:52All I can do is trust God.
41:55And do you.
41:55City of Angels special premiere.
41:58Then, a D.C. detective investigates a murder at the White House and finds the most powerful house in America.
42:03Just became the most dangerous.
42:05Murder at 1600.
42:06CBS Sunday.
42:08ABC News.
42:10More Americans get their news from ABC News.
42:15Than from any other source.
42:18Jets.
42:19Patriots.
42:20Monday night at 9 Eastern, 6 Pacific.
42:21Next, the live Drew Carey show you didn't see.
42:25And all you need to know about Pokemon, the first movie.
42:31Ryan.
42:32Present Ryan.
42:33Presented on cut Saturday, 8, 7 central on ABC.
42:38Writer in the storm, Winona is now a convicted felon.
42:41And we examine what the two-time Oscar nominee faces as she's drawn deeper into the criminal justice.
42:47The phenomenon is far from over.
42:49This is all uncharted territory.
42:51No one has ever been here before.
42:53This is what we've been waiting for.
42:55The ultimate prize.
42:56No one has ever been here before.
42:58This is what we've been waiting for.
43:00The ultimate prize.
43:0110 million dollars.
43:0310 million dollars.
43:03In February, Regis handed out some of the biggest jackpots in television history.
43:07He got it right.
43:081 million dollars.
43:10But that's just jump change.
43:13Because the biggest jackpot is still up for grabs.
43:16Say yes, Regis.
43:17Yes, Regis.
43:17Who will win?
43:1810 million dollars.
43:19Super Millionaire returns next Sunday on ABC.
43:22See?
43:52From ABC News, than from any other source.
44:03Next on Channel 2 News, a dramatic turn in the fight over a Cuban boy.
44:08And local real-life inspirations for a new movie at 11.
44:14Everyone's learning polybonics.
44:16Party!
44:18It goes like this.
44:20Party!
44:20Party!
44:22Weasel!
44:23Weasel!
44:24The Weasel!
44:25Then you do the noise.
44:28Grind!
44:29Grind!
44:30Ditch!
44:32Grind!
44:33Ditch!
44:34Grind it!
44:34How's that, eh?
44:35On the new show, Pauly, on Fox, I'm not doing the Weasel anymore.
44:39No!
44:39But you know what I'm doing?
44:40Badger!
44:41The series premiere of Pauly begins right now.
44:44Get their news from ABC News.
44:48Than from any other source.
44:51Popping pills to slim down, GMA's got hidden dangers behind the latest diet craze tomorrow.
44:57It's more than an egg, it's an Northwest banking attraction.
45:00And Portland welcomes its newest shopping center downtown.
45:03Next.
45:05We'll see you next time.
45:06We'll see you next time.
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