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00:02Whoever said that a week's work makes a man was obviously some rich prick.
00:06A week's work makes me a depressed man.
00:08He stinks of fish guts.
00:09Five, ten, two laurels.
00:13Fifty, twelve, fifty.
00:14Ten, fifteen, sixteen, sixteen, fifty. I'm done.
00:19Boy, we've been working all week, like.
00:21Stop giving away so much fish for free.
00:24No, boy. Then we'd just be as bad as the rich pricks.
00:26Yeah, that Bezos prick.
00:30I was running a drink.
00:31Yeah, please, thanks.
00:33No worries.
00:34Ma'am!
00:36Ma'am, we're toast. Do you need a drink?
00:39Any juice?
00:42Ma'raide!
00:44Ma'raide!
00:46Ma'raide!
00:47Ma'am!
00:48What's she doing, boy?
00:50It's the middle of the day and we want something.
00:52She's hardly dead, is she?
00:53No, if she was dead, she'd be haunting us by now.
00:56Ma'am!
00:57Ma'am!
00:58What the fuck?
00:59What's my name?
01:02What's that?
01:03What?
01:04What are you saying?
01:05Oak. Oak. Oak. Oak.
01:07What?
01:09What?
01:10Who?
01:11Who?
01:12Why?
01:13That stuff!
01:14That is disgusting!
01:16Dirty guys!
01:17Jesus Christ!
01:18The guards are coming!
01:19The guards are coming!
01:21The guards are coming!
01:22The guards are coming!
01:23Are you crying?
01:25Why are you crying?
01:25Stop smiling, boys!
01:27Oh!
01:28Jesus Christ!
01:29Oh, what?
01:29It seems like everyone was added, apart from us.
01:32Oh!
01:34Whoa.
01:36Why, how many times have you had the ride since we got out of prison?
01:39I don't know, do hand jobs count?
01:41Depends on who gave them to you, like.
01:43I don't know.
01:44They were with my left hand, though, some of them.
01:46Still doesn't count, boy.
01:47Yeah, I know, then zero for sure.
01:49I'm zero too.
01:50Have you ever tried sitting on your hand and doing it?
01:52Oh, can't, we can't live like this, boy.
01:53Listen to yourself, all right?
01:55We are two of the biggest catches I know, boy.
01:57Women, women should be throwing themselves at us, boy.
01:59I know.
02:00Can't, we have to, we have to go out in the pool, boy.
02:02Just all the apps are just full of catches.
02:03Oh, we don't need apps, boy.
02:04We're going all at school, okay?
02:06We're going all at school, all right?
02:07All right.
02:07Pubs, clubs, chippers and schools.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Why schools?
02:13Yeah, mams only.
02:13Mams only.
02:15All right, but we can't just sit around and rot, okay?
02:17No.
02:17We're better than that, boy.
02:18I mean, we're lads.
02:19We're lads of cork.
02:21We don't just sit around and wait to get our holes away.
02:24We stand up and we say enough is enough.
02:26Enough is enough.
02:27Now you look at me, boy.
02:29We are going out into that town.
02:30And we are not coming back until we have SDI.
02:38Get changed.
02:40Yeah, we should.
02:41I should probably get changed.
02:42I should smell the fish.
02:43Yeah, we get changed, boy.
02:44All right.
02:55Finally, thank you.
03:01What the fuck you doing, boy?
03:02What?
03:05Hold up, hold up, hold up.
03:21Let me hit you with something.
03:24Something slow, something lovely.
03:26She likes it country.
03:28Oh, she likes it country.
03:31She don't like that fair shit that's just a...
03:38Right, boy.
03:40It's all about the four C's, yeah?
03:42Confidence, compliments, and crack.
03:44Now, what's the fourth one?
03:46Yeah, no, I know, it's way.
03:47Obviously, the number one priority is that we get our hold.
03:50Yeah, well, like, you don't want to come on too strong, either.
03:52No, no, no, definitely don't come on too strong.
03:54But if we're smart, yeah, we can make a bit of kind, too.
03:57I don't know if I get paid for troubling enough giving it away for free, like.
04:00Fine, what did I just say? Confidence, right?
04:03Right, it's the summer, town's full of beers, all right?
04:05All we have to do is find two, two rich, two...
04:08George, the fuck up, Cian!
04:10You find somewhere else to practice.
04:12Two rich, out-of-town beers, show them a good time,
04:15and at the end, you know, we steal a few things.
04:17So two lucky ladies will get their hold away
04:19with two of the best-looking lads in Cork.
04:20Nice, Conor and Jack.
04:21Then, in exchange, we take some jewellery that they don't even care about.
04:26What? So at the end, we ask them if they care about their jewellery?
04:29Oh, boy, no, right?
04:30Con, Con, we're on the breadline, all right?
04:32Yeah?
04:32Yeah, sure.
04:33It's annoying for them if they lose a sparkly piece of jewellery.
04:36But that sparkly piece of jewellery, boy,
04:38could rescue us from a lifetime of grief and poverty.
04:41All right, so we're stealing from them...
04:43Yeah?
04:43...but in a good way.
04:44Exactly.
04:45All right.
04:46And anyway, they probably have, like, insurance, so everybody wins.
04:49Insurance?
04:50Yeah, like insurance, insurance.
04:53So when you pay someone money,
04:54then if anything happens to your stuff or your money,
04:57then that person has to pay you back.
04:58You're telling me some people are so rich
04:59that they pay someone else money just in case they lose their money
05:02just so they can get their original money back?
05:04Yeah, exactly.
05:05All right, boy, I'm gullible, but I'm not thick.
05:07No, but that is what it is.
05:09Pulling women can be complicated,
05:11but not if you use jock's easy-to-follow steps.
05:13He calls them the four Cs.
05:16Firstly, you compliment them.
05:18Secondly, you make them laugh.
05:19He calls that the crack.
05:23Third, you conquer them with confidence,
05:25ideally by demonstrating your brute masculinity.
05:29And if all else fails, which, of course, it rarely does,
05:32it's time for the mysterious fourth C.
05:35Linda once told me I looked mysterious when we first met.
05:38But the truth is,
05:40that look was me being so nervous I was trying not to get sick.
05:43My strategy is slightly different to jock's,
05:45but just as effective.
05:47What are you doing, boy? I'm not homeless.
05:50I find that just simply listening to what women have to say
05:53gets them in bed every time.
05:55What's even the point in having a boyfriend
05:56if he's not even going to talk to you?
05:58Sounds like he's just not very good at expressing his emotions.
06:01Just not my bed.
06:03Who have you got to communicate?
06:06I do love her.
06:08You think it might be good for her to know that?
06:20Good stuff.
06:21Have a good one, Ari.
06:22You know, boy, I think if those two work on their communication,
06:25they should be all right.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Why am I getting worried about you?
06:28I'm already after shifting three doors,
06:30and look, I've stolen five light doors.
06:32You know, boy, I've lost my spare.
06:34What?
06:34No, boy, you just have to get the first one out of the way, okay?
06:36It's like getting washed off the, like,
06:38I've got...
06:38Hey, hey, hey!
06:39Hey!
06:40Hey!
06:41Hey!
06:42Put the fat in, okay, you prick!
06:44What?
06:45Are you all right, guys?
06:47Are you okay?
06:47No, we're not okay.
06:48We've just been months.
06:49No, no, you haven't.
06:49I stopped it.
06:50Look, I have everything.
06:51Yes.
06:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, you all right?
06:53You mean the boys?
06:55Well, you mean the boys?
06:55He's speaking Gaelic.
06:56You know what?
06:57He's actually just worried that fine women such as yourselves
06:59are getting taken advantage of like that.
07:01I'm sorry about that.
07:02Yeah, terrible.
07:02Two of y'all is having a gas around the city, you see, these alleyways, like, some savoury types.
07:07Oh, is that Gaelic?
07:08Yeah, that is Gaelic, yeah, so you wish, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:11Well, let us get you some drinks to repay you.
07:14Oh, a drink?
07:16Yeah, absolutely, that's unbelievable, yeah, yeah, yeah, but our show on us.
07:20Oh, are you sure?
07:21Yes, of course, no doubt.
07:22You're not sure, because if two women want to buy us a drink, that's it, they're body, they're tight.
07:26Yeah, sure, yeah, but no, no, no, we do insist, we do insist, I'm sorry about that, we'd love to.
07:30Well, we're not going to turn down a pre-drink.
07:32Yeah, why would you, because you're not a fucking idiot.
07:36I'm Charlotte, by the way, she's an influencer, has over 100,000 followers.
07:41Charlotte, nice to meet you, my name's Jack.
07:43Emma.
07:44Emma, lovely to meet you, Emma.
07:46Beautiful, Emma.
07:47Whoa, how are you?
07:49Yeah, Connor, my sweetie.
07:50Oh, sorry, you smell really like fruit.
07:56After you guys.
07:59What the fuck are you doing?
08:00What are you doing, boy?
08:01We can't afford these drinks.
08:03Yeah, obviously not, boy, we're going to have to steal them, but look, we can't have them
08:06taking more grifters, all right?
08:07Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
08:08They're hot, rich and clueless, boy, it's perfect.
08:11Really?
08:12Yeah, boy, we're going to get our hole and make a mint, you watch.
08:15You pervert.
08:16We don't want to watch.
08:18You didn't mean that, you fool.
08:20I'm not watching you and riding somebody.
08:23Boy, let's go get it.
08:25Gorge, you head upstairs there and we'll get you a drink, all right?
08:28Perfect.
08:28All right, thank you.
08:30All right, boy, it's easy to say.
08:32Here we go, this is the jackpot.
08:34Holy shit, boy.
08:37We're going to rob a plane.
08:39What?
08:40No, boy, I'm showing you how rich they are.
08:43All right, shit.
08:48Me and Jock were Cork's most eligible bachelors, but love is not cheap, and the most expensive
08:54part is dating, and the most expensive part of that is drinking.
08:58Women love cocktails, especially the classy ones, and everyone knows cocktails are just
09:02a load of booze mixed together and given a fancy name.
09:05Hey, ladies.
09:07Hi.
09:07Here we are.
09:08This is another type of little mint, shall we?
09:10Really, y'all?
09:11Yeah.
09:12We'd assumed you'd done a runner.
09:14No, you're stuck with us now.
09:15Oh, we'll see about that.
09:17Yeah, cheers to muggers, eh?
09:19Cheers muggers.
09:20Cheers.
09:22Cheers.
09:25Daddy's savage.
09:26Unbelievable.
09:28Is that lipstick?
09:29Yes, we're proud of the presentation.
09:31Yeah, it's called a kiss from Cork.
09:34So cute.
09:35Oh, a kiss from Cork.
09:37Hopefully not the last.
09:39Oh, honey, yeah.
09:41How are you going here?
09:42Oh, my God, is this a crack?
09:43Are we having a crack?
09:44That's it, you got it.
09:46Welcome to the crack.
09:48Yay.
09:48Come on.
09:51Mmm.
09:52Ah.
09:55Oh, it's sort of beefy, but in an amazing way.
09:59Yeah, he's listening to us, uh, Worcestershire, you're sourcing it, so...
10:02Would you boys be up for grabbing an early dinner after this?
10:05Oh, absolutely, yeah.
10:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:08Cheers!
10:09Yes!
10:10Yes!
10:14Oh!
10:14Yay!
10:15Spoil your app, please.
10:15Oh, my God.
10:17I can pass that with you, mate.
10:19Yeah.
10:20Nice.
10:20Come here.
10:21Ah, here we go.
10:22Here we go.
10:22Thanks, guys.
10:23Thanks, mate.
10:25Hey, what are you doing with that team, mate?
10:28He's just burning the shit out of him.
10:30Why is this place so posh they just burn the fruit for the crack, do they?
10:34Where'd you think you're...
10:35Hey.
10:35Now!
10:36Pudding!
10:37No, we have to send that back.
10:38The fellas after the burning the top off the thing.
10:40Yeah, right.
10:41Yeah, right.
10:42What you can't do...
10:42No, it's meant to be like that.
10:46Or...
10:46Or...
10:47Is this fire custard?
10:48Yes, no, we did.
10:50Usually we get it real.
10:52A juicy real for us, yeah.
10:53No.
10:53Right.
10:54Yeah.
10:56I'd be interested to try this now.
10:58Thanks a million.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:08Man, that's...
11:10Oh, my God.
11:10It's so hard and soft at the same time.
11:13Oh, that's amazing, mate.
11:16Oh.
11:20Oh, man.
11:22Fucking eight.
11:25So, do you boys want to get the bill and then come back to us?
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, please.
11:32That sounds...
11:33Eh?
11:33Yeah.
11:34Eh?
11:34We can...
11:35We can do that.
11:36And when we do that, Tom, and we'll meet you outside.
11:40Oh.
11:41Oh, wow.
11:41Oh, wow.
11:42Look.
11:42Ah.
11:43Hey, thank you.
11:44I hope that tasted okay.
11:46It was grand.
11:48Grand.
11:49Yeah, look.
11:50You're all yourself, huh?
11:51Ah, yo, yo, yo, yo.
11:52We'll see you outside.
11:54One, two.
11:56What are you going to do?
11:57We can't afford all this.
11:58I don't know.
11:58We got you the plane.
11:59What?
12:00Who's following you?
12:01You just said we'll get this.
12:05Holy shit.
12:07Sorry, boy, all right?
12:07No, Jack.
12:08Look.
12:14Look.
12:22Come on, I'm back!
12:23You're getting a bit of shit!
12:25Come on!
12:25Come back!
12:28Why could I rot?
12:29I thought we were going to just lock the money in pantomime!
12:31It was obvious we were taking the cash.
12:33You're making a run, right? Right?
12:36In here, in here to get your butt back.
12:39Here, go back, go back.
12:41I'm not going to lie to Harry.
12:43We're not actually rich. Yeah, no shit.
12:45We're trying to show you a good time, so we're making the most of it.
12:47We ran out on the bill.
12:49And whose cash is that?
12:52I know I just borrowed it off some fella who doesn't know it yet.
12:55So you stole it? Yeah, we stole it.
12:57We did steal it. I'm not going to prison for some petty thief.
13:00Don't let a little bit of stealing get in the way of a good time.
13:03This is so bloody authentic.
13:06Fine, but if you steal anything from us, I'll have you both arrested.
13:10Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal.
13:13Can we get out of this pissy alleyway?
13:15We can all go back to our hotel.
13:17Yeah, you're everything. Yeah.
13:19Yeah, alrighty.
13:21No, what may I? What may I? No. Alright.
13:35No.
13:35Holy shit, mate. We need no cork at the palace.
13:38Have you seen this guy?
13:42What am I doing?
13:43Are we lost, gentlemen?
13:45It's okay. They're Irish.
13:47And they're with us.
13:48Yeah.
13:49We're Irish. And we're with them.
13:59Yo, the bed's so massive.
14:01My feet don't even come off the end.
14:03Are you boys still sleeping in bunk beds then?
14:05No. What?
14:07Do you think Conor's alright?
14:09He's been in there for a while.
14:10Should I go check on him?
14:11You relax. I check on him, alright?
14:14Kine!
14:16Kine, you please don't shit me, aren't we?
14:18Yeah, boy, we'll never get a hole if we sink up the place, boy.
14:21I said, boy, you know I only take a shit twice a week.
14:24I'm loading up.
14:27Oh, my shampoo.
14:30Body wash, mate.
14:31I'm vanity, kid.
14:32I've lost the conditioner.
14:34Alright, I should get a bar now.
14:36Toothbrush, mate.
14:37Salt, too.
14:38Boys, we're going to see you tonight.
14:41What?
14:43What?
14:45We're coming.
14:46Yeah, we're coming.
14:47Yeah.
14:48We're coming.
14:49Yeah.
14:49Chinese food.
14:50Chinese food.
14:50Do you want Chinese food?
14:53Uh,
14:53Oh.
14:57Oh, Kine.
14:58Yeah?
14:59Kine, you've got to do this, boy.
15:01I've never felt like anything like this in my life.
15:03No, yeah, boy.
15:05I don't like getting my bits out.
15:08Boy, just cover yourself in the towel.
15:11I'm not doing it, alright, Jar?
15:12Oh.
15:15She's just wiling about her girl, mate, didn't I?
15:18What?
15:18I didn't even know they could.
15:20Is she okay?
15:21If you like, I can give you a nice pedicure.
15:24What'd you say?
15:26Pedicure.
15:26Alright, I'm not into kids, okay?
15:28You sicko.
15:28Excuse me.
15:29Yo, what'd he say?
15:30He's not a sicko.
15:32Connor.
15:33A pedicure is getting your toenails trimmed.
15:36What?
15:37Rich people get other people to clip their toenails.
15:39Yeah.
15:44Sorry about earlier.
15:47It's okay.
15:49Out of interest, have you ever given a pedicure to a pedophile?
15:56There's something in my water.
15:58Oh, that's cucumber.
16:01Oh, I don't think we have that in Ireland.
16:04Geez, boy, I could get used to being rich.
16:06I think I'm gonna go take a dip in the jacuzzi.
16:10Are you coming?
16:12I'm gonna do that, Jar.
16:22Oh, boy, that's warm.
16:23That's nice, isn't it?
16:24Now, will I get a photo of you?
16:25I'll go get my photo of you.
16:26Wait, am I just kidding?
16:27Wait.
16:28No, I shouldn't have to do the pedicure.
16:29You're right.
16:30Oh, it's okay.
16:32I'm just gonna stay here and look at the lovely view of Cock City, eh?
16:35Jack, bye.
16:36Don't worry.
16:37If you can't swim, it doesn't matter.
16:40It's not that deep.
16:41I can't swim.
16:42We can all swim.
16:43We can all swim.
16:43Come on.
16:43Just get in and stuff being weird.
16:44Come on, mate.
16:46Yeah.
16:47All right.
16:48Come on.
16:53I don't want any of that.
16:55What are you missing, boy?
16:56What are you missing, boy?
16:57What's that?
16:58She was getting the big cup.
17:01What the fuck are you wearing, mate?
17:03What are you wearing?
17:04Don't leave it up, boy.
17:06What are those things, mate?
17:08Just tell me my hands.
17:09Oh, my Lord.
17:10What are you wearing for you?
17:11Why?
17:12What were they supposed to, all right?
17:13I didn't have any clean ones.
17:14I didn't know you'd be seeing them today.
17:15I don't want you having laughs.
17:16Come on, boy.
17:17Come on. Sorry.
17:17I think they're sweet.
17:20Really?
17:21Yeah.
17:21Get in.
17:23Hurry.
17:24Is it too hot?
17:25Is it hot?
17:25No, it's nice and warm, boy.
17:26Yes, boy.
17:28Very good.
17:29All right.
17:30Yeah, it's just time.
17:32It is actually quite hot.
17:34I'm full of you right now.
17:35All right.
17:37Whatever.
17:40Okay.
17:41It's okay.
17:42It's okay.
17:42Come on, come on.
17:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
17:46Okay, maybe you should go.
17:47It is.
17:48All right, Jack.
17:49All right, boy.
17:50It is.
17:51Hi, hi, hi.
17:52Yeah.
17:53It's time for you, buddy.
17:54All right.
17:55All right.
17:56Going in for a kiss is a bit like stealing a bike.
17:59It's exciting.
18:01Risky.
18:03but at a certain point
18:04you just gotta do it
18:07oh god
18:09you're so indigenous
18:11then you gotta do it again
18:13oh my god
18:19never have I ever
18:22been to prison
18:27really
18:31yeah it wasn't for anything bad
18:33it was just a bit of a misunderstanding
18:35you're not a young offender anymore
18:37you're an adult and an international
18:39drug smuggler
18:40you're sentenced to six years in prison
18:42basically wasn't even our fault
18:44oh gosh excuse me it's daddy
18:50oh daddy
18:52I know
18:54stop shouting
18:57yeah well I wish that you weren't my father either
19:01oh my dad's dead
19:03oh
19:05should we leave
19:06I'll go Jeff
19:07no no no I leave it to me
19:10enjoy yourself
19:12oh
19:21you alright
19:23no
19:23what happened
19:27being made by a fucking arsehole happened
19:29my dad was a prick too
19:31what about your mum
19:32she's actually dead
19:35I'm sorry
19:36so what are you sorry for
19:37you didn't kill her did you
19:39I mean it'd be fairly awkward
19:40if you did like
19:42did you
19:43no
19:44okay
19:51sorry
19:55should we maybe
19:56check on them
19:57I'll leave it to them
20:00unless that's not the
20:02custom here
20:03oh yeah
20:05I'm not really sure what the custom is here
20:07to be honest
20:09I ate a lot of oysters there
20:12you're not that bad you know
20:14despite all the stealing
20:18I'm not really in the mood
20:20anymore
20:22sorry
20:24don't worry both
20:25me neither to be honest
20:27I uh
20:28fairly wrecked after the massage
20:31is it
20:31is it supposed to do that to you
20:35I'd still like you to spend the night
20:38sorry
20:39um
20:40can I borrow your toothbrush though
20:43I don't think we should have sex anymore
20:46oh
20:48didn't even cross my mind
20:49you can still
20:50tell Jock we did it if you like
20:54thanks
20:56want a spoon
21:00can I be a teaspoon
21:02ah
21:04it's alright
21:06go ahead
21:08go ahead
21:09go ahead
21:10psst
21:10go ahead
21:12psst
21:13go ahead
21:14go ahead
21:15go ahead
21:15go ahead
21:17go ahead
21:17go ahead
21:18I don't want to steal anything
21:19no
21:19it was quite
21:20I don't think we should
21:22I never wanted
21:24why
21:24why
21:25not quite
21:26go ahead
21:28go ahead
21:28you want me to put back the camera?
21:33Oh, we take them, we take them.
21:50Charlie?
21:53Charlie?
21:58What's Charlie, buddy?
21:59Huh?
22:00Where's Charlie?
22:01I don't know, boy.
22:02Where's Emma?
22:03I don't know, boy.
22:04It's not me.
22:07Hey, man!
22:09Charlie!
22:09Hey, man!
22:11What you do with your chain, boy?
22:12Sure.
22:14Chain.
22:15What you do with your chain?
22:17Huh?
22:19What you mean?
22:19Huh?
22:21Where's your watch?
22:24Boy.
22:25Charlie!
22:26Hey, man!
22:27Hey, boy.
22:27Where'd you put the cash?
22:28I didn't touch the cash.
22:29You had the cash.
22:30Why'd you put the cash?
22:31I didn't touch the cash.
22:32Where's my phone, kind?
22:34Hey, man!
22:34Where's my phone?
22:36It's on the table there.
22:37Where's my phone?
22:38It's on the table.
22:38Why'd you open your ears?
22:42Charlie!
22:43Hey, man!
22:44Hey, man!
22:44They must have it, boy.
22:46They've got it.
22:47They've got it.
22:49Come on, come on, come on.
22:50Come on, come on.
22:50Come on, come on, come on.
22:53Dads.
22:54Who's that?
22:54Who's that?
22:54I just wanted to leave a picture.
22:56We had a cracking time which he bought.
22:58Truly top boys here.
23:00Isn't that right, Emma?
23:01I can't believe you dopes fell for it.
23:04We only took them from school.
23:04That's Emma.
23:05That's them, boy.
23:06We're better looking.
23:07Sorry we ditched you, but you were sitting asleep.
23:10They're from car!
23:11Sorry we lied.
23:13And about stealing from me.
23:16What?
23:16That's our money, boy!
23:18Traitors, boy.
23:19Little rat bags.
23:20We didn't lie about everything.
23:22My dad is an arsehole.
23:23And I did want to pop my Irish hair in.
23:26Deceived by our own?
23:27Love you, lads.
23:28Thanks for covering all this.
23:30Love you, lads.
23:31Emma spoon me and everything.
23:32If that is your real name.
23:34We'd never have done that to them.
23:35Never.
23:35There's some things we would do,
23:36but we would never have done that.
23:38Not in a million years, boy.
23:39I'm joking, man.
23:40But what are they on about as well?
23:41Thanks for covering the hotel.
23:43Yeah, we didn't cover the room.
23:44I'm covering you.
23:45What does that even mean?
23:46They left us.
23:47No, what?
23:49How much?
23:512,000 euro.
23:52They didn't buy the hotel room.
23:54I'm sorry, madam, but it was the penthouse.
23:56The penthouse?
23:57It wasn't our fault, ma'am.
23:59It was Charlotte and Emma.
24:00Yeah.
24:00Who the hell is Charlotte and Emma?
24:02There were a couple of girls that we thought were rich
24:04and were going to give us a ride.
24:05Two grand for the ride.
24:07There's not a hope I'm paying this.
24:08I'm sorry, madam, but they did spend the night.
24:11Are their names on the reservation?
24:13No.
24:13Yeah, no.
24:14We're out of here.
24:15Let's go.
24:16Tell me you actually did get the ride.
24:18I know.
24:20Oh, idiots.
24:21It's on our fight.
24:22We were out.
24:23We got catfished by a couple of girls.
24:25It's all right.
24:25We got insurance.
24:26What the hell do you think insurance actually is?
24:29Well, we got you shampoo.
24:31I finally got my head around the whole insurance thing.
24:35As it turns out, they don't cover catfishing.
24:38But we did get SDIs from the hot tub.
24:40We're not one of the bad ones.
24:42Just an itchy knob.
24:45We're not one of the bad ones.
24:46We got it.
24:46We're not one of the bad ones.
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