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00:21I thought Morris dancing was all handkerchiefs and knee bells.
00:25Traditionally, yes. But this is Dark Morris. It's an arctic cousin, much more subversive.
00:33It's called the legend of the Knucklehole Dragon. A fearsome beast is devouring the villagers, but no knight could slay
00:41it.
00:41Which one's Margot again?
00:43I'm guessing the dragon.
00:44No, she's one of the villagers that kills the beast with a poisoned pie.
00:49She's been practicing for weeks, dancing around the office, trying to force-feed me paskies.
00:56Oh, I think that's her at the back.
00:57Oh, let's just watch, shall we? It's pretty obvious what's going on.
01:14Oh, is that it? Bravo! Excellent! Excellent!
01:18Get his EpiPen!
01:20Someone help him! Please!
01:23No, they're not.
01:24It's not in the case!
01:25Where is it?
01:26Sorry!
01:28Looks like it was an allergic reaction. The paramedics gave him an epinephrine shot. They're just hoping he's got it
01:33in time.
01:34What was the allergic to it?
01:36Latex. You know Marvelous, don't you?
01:38Oh, yes. A kindred mariner. I bought my boat from you.
01:41Then let her drift out of the sea like some janny fortnight. Lord alone knows how.
01:49Yes. Sorry, latex, you say?
01:51Yeah, anything with rubber. His name's Craig. He's new to the side. But he warned us about his allergy as
01:56soon as he joined.
01:57Carries an EpiPen in case of emergencies. He showed us all how to use it.
02:02Right, so why wait for the minutes?
02:04Because it's gone missing from its case.
02:06I saw Craig check it before the show.
02:08Are you saying someone stole it?
02:09Well, it didn't vanish on its own.
02:11Wait, but if someone took it, that means they knew Craig would have a serious reaction and they wanted to
02:16delay his treatment?
02:17Not with anything we use. It's been a right pain having to buy new costumes and masks. Make sure it's
02:23all latex-free.
02:25Yes, but that doesn't rule out them contaminating it later. Listen, let's gather everything up. Go to forensics for analysis,
02:30please.
02:30Maybe he touched something with latex earlier on.
02:33No, Craig's allergy is type one. Any reaction happens the moment he comes into contact with it.
02:38So, if someone intentionally treated him? They did so during the dance? I mean, literally the moment before he collapsed?
02:43It would take a few seconds, yeah. But we were all watching.
02:47So, what did we miss?
02:54What did we miss?
03:01The EpiPen helped, but he's not out of the woods yet. We're having to keep him sedated. Give his body
03:06time to recover. Fingers crossed he'll be okay.
03:09Don't those tubes contain rubber? No, everything here is silicon or nitrile based. Even my gloves.
03:16I've got a squishy in my pocket. Sorry, I bought it for you, for your headaches. I'll be stressed.
03:23I'm good, thanks. You keep it.
03:24Put it away.
03:26It's okay. Is this polyurethane? Maybe don't touch him, just in case.
03:31Right, yes, no. Do you know when we might be able to question him?
03:36Maybe in a day or so. But until then, no visitors. Doctor's orders.
03:40Thanks, Lucy.
03:43I'm sorry, I just wanted to check he was okay.
03:47You're part of the Morris side, aren't you? One of the musicians?
03:51Yeah, I'm Holly. My husband Matthew's the side leader. Please don't tell him I was here.
04:01Well, the plot thickens.
04:22What have you been?
04:25Out. Walking, trying to make sense of it all.
04:32Why are the police involved?
04:34They, uh, think it may have been deliberate.
04:37Which is absurd. It was an accident.
04:44Hey.
04:47You don't need to forget about him.
04:50It's just you and me now.
04:56Come here.
05:01Fresh star, yeah?
05:16Yes, do stand in the doorway, Humphrey. That's enormously helpful.
05:20Sorry, Anne.
05:21Right, so, what do you think?
05:24Your writing's terrible when you're stressed. But I like the carpool idea.
05:29Mm-hmm.
05:29How would that work in practice?
05:31No clue.
05:32But you've put here it's a cost saving of £5,000.
05:35Yeah, do you think it should be more?
05:37I just need to show budget cuts that match one of the team's salary.
05:42Then I can argue that I don't need to let anyone go at all.
05:45Well, what if you go paperless?
05:47No.
05:50Writing notes on scraps of paper, it's how I work.
05:54Suppose I could write things on my sleeve.
05:56I'll keep thinking.
05:57Good idea, though.
05:58Great.
05:59Yeah, thanks.
06:00Love you.
06:01See you later.
06:04Bye, Anne.
06:05Thanks for breakfast.
06:08If he gets under my feet any more, I could wear him as slippers.
06:22Why are you putting marvellous up there?
06:24He's as daft as a brushed owl, but he's not an allergy cycle.
06:28And neither am I.
06:30We can't rule anyone out at the moment.
06:32You play the villager who poisoned him.
06:34You had access to his epi case.
06:36If I can find a motive, you're my prime suspect.
06:39Morning, Kelby.
06:41Dzień dobry.
06:44Sorry, I'm trying to learn Polish.
06:47Dzień dobry means good morning.
06:49It's a really hard language.
06:51Which you're attempting.
06:53Why?
06:54Oh.
06:59Her name's Agnieszka.
07:02We met online.
07:04She's a PE teacher at an orphanage near Gdansk.
07:07Is that why the new aftershave, so she can smell you from here?
07:11Ignore her.
07:12She looks lovely.
07:14Almost too good to be true.
07:16I know.
07:17I'm a lucky guy.
07:18Morning, all.
07:20What's that new air freshener?
07:23I'm gonna call forensics.
07:25You've had some more messages from that Mr. Smith at the hub.
07:28Well, he's gonna start stalking you soon.
07:30Yes, yes.
07:30I'll talk to him later.
07:32Any update on our Morris victim, Craig Fields?
07:35Still unconscious, but stabilised.
07:36So he's looking more hopeful.
07:38The cider really pleased.
07:39Holly Willis in particular?
07:41There have been rumours, I can't lie.
07:44I mean, I wouldn't kick Craig out of bed if he wanted to get cosy under my duvet.
07:47A little focus, Margot, please.
07:50What facts do we know about?
07:52Well, he's a carpenter and joiner by trade.
07:54He bought a damaged boat off Marvelous, which he's living on at the boatyard while he's fixing it up.
07:59He's planning on sailing around the world when it's done.
08:03Wait.
08:04This damaged boat, it's not the Lily Bond, is it?
08:07You'd better hope not.
08:08Otherwise, Esther will slap your photo up on that board and all.
08:12Craig doesn't sound like your typical Morris dancer.
08:14Which is what, exactly?
08:16Well, you've all met Marvelous, right?
08:19He might be a Vakie oddball, but he's got a heart of gold.
08:23Same as Craig, who, it turns out, has done Morris before.
08:27He had a lot of fancy ideas which Matthew wasn't impressed with.
08:32Matthew Willis, side leader?
08:34They're called the Squires.
08:35Squires?
08:36It's a big Willis family tradition which Matthew felt Craig was usurping.
08:41Is that why the changes, the shift to Dark Morris, was that all down to Craig?
08:46Yeah, we put it to the vote and Craig won.
08:50Even Holly voted for it.
08:51Ouch.
08:52Is that when the rumours started?
08:54Pretty much.
08:55Holly.
08:56They used to jam together, composing music for the knocker hole.
09:00Craig carved her a wooden taper pipe.
09:04Matthew's face when he gave it to her.
09:07You want a motive?
09:08I'd start right there.
09:10I think we need more than just making someone a recorder.
09:13Yes, let's not rush to assumptions.
09:15There are motives other than jealousy to consider.
09:18So let's look into Craig's finances and background, please, Margaret.
09:21Lab report says there's no trace of latex on any of the staffs, masks or costumes.
09:28Yet. Craig collapsed mid-dance.
09:30So how has his allergy triggered unnoticed?
09:32We need someone to have filmed it.
09:37I do know someone who recorded it on their phone.
09:40Excellent.
09:41Let's get a copy of that before they delete it.
09:43Really?
09:44Yes, please.
09:45I did a sweep of the crime scene.
09:49I found a sweep wrapper.
09:52A feather of some sort.
09:55And 13 cigarette butts.
09:58Because like you say, we can't assume it's irrelevant.
10:02Quite right, Kelby.
10:04The smallest detail may prove pivotal.
10:08Strawberry chew?
10:11Interesting.
10:13There was no feather of this kind on the Morris costumes, so, uh, what bird does this belong to?
10:25No wonder.
10:29The holy grail of golf is something called an eagle, apparently, or albatross.
10:35How do I look?
10:36Like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
10:38Please don't swing that in here.
10:41Are they dad's clubs?
10:42Yes.
10:43Lance Kendrick, who's chair of the Sports and Culture Committee, asked if I played so naturally.
10:49I said yes.
10:51Because, well, they're allocating seats to all the new councillors and I don't want to get stuck on the Committee
10:56of Strategic Works.
10:58I thought, if I play around with Lance, he might invite me on board.
11:05You said, play around with him.
11:08Oh.
11:08I knew you meant golf.
11:11Well, next time, I'll phrase it more carefully.
11:16Oh!
11:17Wish me luck.
11:18Let him win. You'll be fine.
11:25If we don't sell all these, can I take some home from Mum tonight?
11:28Help soften her up before I tell her about my travel plans.
11:30She'll be fine about it.
11:31Well, I'm hoping she might miss me a bit.
11:34Of course she will.
11:36And it will make the short time you have left together all the more precious.
11:39She'll spoil you rotten.
11:41You have met my mum, right?
11:59Esther! Hi!
12:00You wanted to see me.
12:01Did you want to book in another massage?
12:03No.
12:04Last night you were filming that Morris dance.
12:06I need a copy of the footage.
12:08It may have information we can use.
12:10Oh, sure.
12:11Yeah.
12:12No problem.
12:14Sorry, do you mind if I...
12:16Yeah, it should be in the gallery.
12:19Hello, Gordon Van.
12:21Yeah, Sandra, we've got you in for 10.30.
12:23Okay.
12:24We'll see you then.
12:25Okay.
12:26Bye.
12:26Oh, sorry.
12:28So many photos.
12:30New man syndrome.
12:31I expect you were the same, right?
12:34Archie told me you guys used to date.
12:39Briefly?
12:40It wasn't a big deal.
12:42Quick fling.
12:43Nothing major.
12:44Yeah, no.
12:44That's what he said.
12:46Right.
12:47Oh, it's not a problem.
12:48It's actually quite a relief.
12:49You know that it wasn't my massage technique making you so tense the other day.
12:53No, that was more about work stressing me out, not Archie.
12:56That's long gone.
12:58In fact, I was the one who ended it.
13:00Great.
13:02Ah, here.
13:04Sorry.
13:05No, rest for the wicked.
13:07Golden Van.
13:09Hold on one sec.
13:09All done.
13:10Thanks.
13:12Nice to see you.
13:15Yep.
13:16Was that for the hot stone?
13:20It's from Archie's new girlfriend.
13:22It's not great quality.
13:24Why can't she just stay still?
13:26I think she's dancing.
13:27It's hard not to.
13:28It's a really catchy tune.
13:29And how long before Craig collapses?
13:31It's round about here.
13:33You ruin my star moment.
13:35I'm like Margot Fontaine with that pie.
13:40Just saying.
13:42Okay.
13:43Alright, everyone watch closely.
13:44Here we go.
13:46Any second now.
13:48Just a minute.
13:51Oh, God.
13:53Oh, for God's sake.
13:56We missed it.
13:56Oh, turn the camera.
13:58I think it's over.
13:59Was that it?
13:59No, something's wrong.
14:01Look.
14:02Holly's the first person to help Craig.
14:05But who's that bringing his epi case over?
14:12Who's your prime suspect now?
14:16And here.
14:17Wait, please.
14:17Marvelous.
14:18Hold your horses.
14:19Shoulders back.
14:20Stand up straight.
14:21Full energy, please.
14:22Here we go.
14:24And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
14:28Smile.
14:28Out.
14:29Turn.
14:30Round.
14:30Wait.
14:31Stop.
14:32What are you doing?
14:33Aside from humiliating myself just so I can dance with this adorable woman, I have no idea.
14:39It's lunchtime.
14:41There's a scrumpy with my name on it at Kitty J's.
14:44Why have you dragged us all here for this whip, Pop?
14:47We're performing in Sulcum at the weekend.
14:50And since we don't have a dragon anymore, we need to practice a new dance.
14:54Feels wrong doing anything while Craig's still unconscious.
14:57Right, let's wait Lee's back.
14:58I want to bash a big stick about not wave a white hanky like I'm trying to surrender.
15:04No one is more concerned about Craig than me.
15:06But this isn't about him.
15:08It's about returning to our roots.
15:11Honouring our commitments.
15:12And doing as your squire says.
15:15Hello.
15:17Sorry.
15:18Music stopped.
15:19Hope we're not interrupting.
15:20Not at all, Inspector.
15:21I'm explaining how Morris Danson's celebration of community.
15:26Of spring and light.
15:28Dark Morris is a...
15:30Well, that's a different path.
15:32And we need to make a choice.
15:34You can't have both.
15:37Holly.
15:38Holly.
15:39We're rehearsing.
15:40I need a vape.
15:41Take five, everyone.
15:44Oh, that's fine anyway.
15:45We'll need to speak to you all privately.
15:47We'll also need to see the dragon dance again.
15:50I believe Margot mentioned it.
15:51I told Marvellous to bring in some spare sticks.
15:53Her wish is my command.
15:55Excellent.
15:56Marvellous.
15:58Matty.
15:58If you could get everything set up.
16:01I need to talk to Holly.
16:02Okay.
16:05I can't do this.
16:06I'm gonna...
16:06I'm gonna skedaddle.
16:08Yeah, tell him I'm all...
16:10Dodgy Curry.
16:11Don't get all joppily.
16:12Stay put.
16:13Keep stum.
16:14You ain't done nothing wrong.
16:15Now breathe.
16:20You wanna gherkin' with that?
16:22I pickle my own.
16:24Very tasty.
16:27So you're, um...
16:28You're done with Dark Morris?
16:30Well, I think one foray was enough, given the result and consequences.
16:35Understandable.
16:37Although I did like the masks.
16:38The way they were used as a disguise to hide the dancers' true identities and stop them
16:45being found out.
16:47Historically speaking.
16:48Obviously.
16:50Well, you've done your research, Inspector.
16:53Hmm.
16:55Although, I suppose, if Craig's allergy was triggered deliberately, and someone's still
17:02using their mask in much the same way.
17:05And if it was just an accident, as the rest of us believe, then he'd no crime to investigate.
17:15I would love to believe that.
17:17If only I could explain the EpiPen.
17:23You were the one who got Craig's Epi kit.
17:27Do you have any idea why the pen wasn't in there?
17:33Must have fallen out.
17:36Been mislaid.
17:39So, another accident?
17:42It's the simplest explanation.
17:50Craig was a popular member of the side.
17:54If a tad headstrong, like myself.
17:58Hmm.
17:59He caught some issues at the start, but I soon learned to embrace the challenges he offered.
18:09Why would anyone want to hurt him?
18:12What if he was too popular?
18:16With somebody's wife.
18:20I can assure you, Inspector.
18:23Holly takes her wedding vows as seriously as I do.
18:33Quite years ago.
18:35Guess that's the way life is.
18:37You can resist temptation for so long and then realise you've been fooling yourself the whole time.
18:44Is that how it was with Craig?
18:46Oh.
18:47You heard the gossip then.
18:50It's not true.
18:52We weren't having an affair.
18:54I wouldn't.
18:56I love my husband and my kids.
18:59They're my life.
19:02Why would I jeopardise that?
19:04For what?
19:06Sex.
19:07It's not worth it.
19:09Nothing is.
19:12Oh God.
19:13I'm sorry.
19:15I just wish Craig hadn't come here.
19:19It's changed everything.
19:23You can't help who you fall in love with.
19:25But you can decide what you do about it.
19:29You can choose to stop seeing them, even if it makes you really unhappy.
19:35You have to.
19:36It still hurts though.
19:39For better or for worse.
19:41You have to do the right thing.
19:44For the sake of your family.
19:47Is that you talking?
19:49Or Matthew?
19:52This isn't his fault.
19:54It's mine.
19:59You do realise this is pointless.
20:01We don't have a dragon.
20:02Well, I'm volunteering to take his place.
20:06Don't worry.
20:07I've done Scottish country dancing.
20:09At school.
20:11Best Highland Fling.
20:12Under-15s.
20:13He won a medal.
20:15How is any of this relevant?
20:16Well, I need to experience the dance from Craig's point of view.
20:20Assess his interaction with the side.
20:21Before the side couldn't even make the rehearsal.
20:24We have jobs.
20:25We can't teach you the whole dance in a lunch hour.
20:27No, no, no.
20:28Not the whole dance.
20:29Just the last part before Craig collapsed.
20:33Who remembers when that was?
20:34It was just as I go to get the poison pie.
20:37I'll walk him through it.
20:38Fine.
20:39If we go from the dragon's battle.
20:42Inspector.
20:42You stand in the middle.
20:44Yes.
20:45The others all around.
20:47Esther, are you ready?
20:49I'm waiting.
20:49I'm waiting.
20:51Music maestro, please.
21:08I'm sorry.
21:08I'm sorry.
21:09A little bit rusty.
21:09Don't stop.
21:10We're almost there.
21:14We're almost there.
21:15We're almost there.
21:15I would have peeled away to get the pie.
21:17And Inspector.
21:18Now.
21:19Now what?
21:21Oh, yeah.
21:21Right now.
21:22Stop.
21:23I need to mark all your final positions.
21:31Are we done now?
21:32Uh, no.
21:33One more thing.
21:35Margot.
21:35When you peel off to get the poison pie, what was the prop you used?
21:40A poured pie.
21:41A real one?
21:42Yeah.
21:43The fake ones contain rubber.
21:44Dude, can we collect up that pie for testing?
21:46Because I've read with a latex allergy that there are certain foods that can also trigger a reaction.
21:52No.
21:53Bob ate it while we were waiting for the ambulance.
21:57I was hungry.
21:59Craig fell down before I even collected it.
22:01And it never went anywhere near him.
22:03I'm always much further back than this.
22:05You dropping the staff, it threw me.
22:08I was more here.
22:12I think.
22:16Why are you looking at me?
22:18I never hurt him, I swear.
22:26Thanks.
22:28Sorry.
22:29It's too hot in there.
22:31Had a bit of a panic attack.
22:32It's okay.
22:33Take your time.
22:40I like Craig.
22:42He's a great guy.
22:44He gave me this fitness routine and a diet plan.
22:47Helped me lose weight.
22:49I feel lucky to know him.
22:50Did he charge you for that advice, Bob?
22:52No.
22:53Of course not.
22:53Why?
22:54Craig's bank details show you recently made two payments into his account.
22:58Both for £4,900.
23:01Just under the £5,000 threshold banks are required to report.
23:07Was it an investment?
23:09We were going into business together.
23:10What kind of business?
23:11I don't know.
23:12I mean, it's not happening.
23:17Craig backed out.
23:18He told me he'd changed his mind.
23:19But he kept your money.
23:21Well, he'll repay it.
23:23He has to.
23:24What if he doesn't?
23:25What will you do to persuade him?
23:29I ain't going to kill him, am I?
23:32How can he pay me back then?
23:34Except Craig isn't dead.
23:36So, triggering his allergy would serve as a pretty effective warning.
23:40Well, I wouldn't.
23:41I've never hurt anyone in my life.
23:44I'm a boring accountant who lives in a rented bedsit.
23:47That's why I gave Craig the money in the first place, so I could change things.
23:51And then he changes his mind and says he doesn't want to do it anymore.
23:55Having spent all my money, that ain't right.
23:58And he knows it.
24:07Come on, Bob.
24:13What was the money for, Bob?
24:15This business you planned?
24:16What did Craig not want to do anymore?
24:20No comment.
24:30What have you and Bob been up to?
24:32Nothing, my sweet. I swear.
24:34My sweet's a strawberry chew.
24:36Answer the question.
24:38The day you joined the police was the day I turned my back on anything disreputable, as a mark of
24:44respect.
24:46You told me you aided fishing, ever since that incident with the lobster.
24:50Which you have promised never to mention again.
24:52That's all Craig's gear. He borrows my van from time to time.
24:56Just dump the sticks on top.
25:01What flaming hell is this?
25:03I'll give that ear off.
25:07Let's pretend you never saw that.
25:09If you've got nothing to hide, we'll just show it to the inspector and you can explain it to him.
25:14No need to get savage on me. Whatever you're thinking, all them cramby doubts, they're wrong.
25:21Prove it.
25:26It's my bad.
25:28I forgot it was in the van when I loaded up the Morris sticks.
25:32What do you use it for?
25:34Best waterproof in there is every boatyard has some.
25:38Isn't that a bit risky with Craig about?
25:40He don't use it on his boat and I keep it locked in my shed.
25:44It was only in the van because I lost my last lot in a break-in.
25:48I had to go to the depot, buy some more.
25:50Somebody stole it.
25:51Kids probably.
25:53I had a camera on the shed and they broke that too.
25:56I asked Craig if he saw anything and he said no.
26:01Does Bob ever visit your boatyard marvellous?
26:04Bob told us he was going into business with Craig.
26:08He paid him a lot of money.
26:09Most of which Craig then paid to you.
26:13That's right.
26:14To buy the boat he's rebuilding.
26:17And he got a fair price.
26:19You want to look at my books?
26:21Go ahead. I got nothing to hide.
26:23This business that they were planning, were you involved in that too?
26:28Craig asked me. I said no.
26:32So, out of respect for that goddess, who I still revere to this day.
26:42Are you taking medication we're not aware of, Margot?
26:46My only drug is love.
26:48And my only crime is not telling Margot how I felt till it was too late.
26:55So this Bob and Craig business was illegal then?
26:57It didn't happen and it won't. Not now that Craig's found the love of his life too.
27:04You mean Holly?
27:05I told him. If he were lucky enough to find his soul mate, he should fight for him.
27:10And that's why Craig's staying and why the Bob business ain't happening.
27:14Does Holly know Craig's staying?
27:16He told everyone in the side during rehearsals.
27:19So Matthew knew as well?
27:21Should have kept my big garb shut, shouldn't I?
27:25We need to find out what business Bob and Craig were planning.
27:29And even more urgently, who stole Marvellous's liquid rubber?
27:32Unless he's lying, of course, to cover why it was hidden in his van.
27:49Hello, house owner.
27:50Of course it's finally happening.
27:52That's amazing.
27:53I know! I'm online shopping already.
27:56I have this urge to buy furniture.
27:58What do you think about hanging oak chairs?
28:00Have you been sunbathing? Because I think you might have sunstroke.
28:05We could buy a hammock for the garden and a duck house for Selwyn.
28:09Oh, he'd love that.
28:10And mum will be just as pleased.
28:12It's driving her mad having us there the whole time.
28:14Well, look, I hope she knows how much we appreciate it.
28:17Let's say it with wine and a takeaway.
28:19She really likes Thai.
28:20Chicken satay and green curry coming up.
28:25Martha?
28:26Sorry, it's just hit me.
28:29We're really doing this, aren't we?
28:31It's a big new adventure.
28:33I'm glad it's with you.
28:35Wouldn't have it any other way.
28:37Bye.
28:42What's that, Mr. Smith?
28:44He's been calling non-stop. I'm running out of excuses.
28:47No, Kelby, don't worry. It's okay. I'll deal with it.
28:50I have exactly the answer he needs.
28:52Any luck identifying that bird, Feather?
28:54Oh, yes. And it's not a bird. I think it's part of a fishing fly. What do you reckon?
29:04Oi!
29:05That scrubby at Kitty J's. There's a glass with my name on it. I have to work if you fancy
29:11it.
29:13Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho! It's the perfect weapon. A metal fishing hook coated in latex, one scratch, insta-collapse.
29:22But neither Bob, Marvellous, or Matthew got close enough to Craig to be able to scratch him.
29:27If the hook was attached to the staff, it might have done.
29:29But that would have left latex traces on the staff and there weren't any.
29:34Margot.
29:36You said there were fishing rods in Marvellous' van.
29:38A fishing line attached to a staff would be near invisible at night. Is he still outside?
29:43No. He's gone now.
29:44Kelby, can you go to his boatyard and bring back that broken security camera?
29:49We need to get it fixed to find out if someone stole that latex as he claims.
29:52He wouldn't have lied about that.
29:54Then why won't he tell us what Craig and Bob were up to?
29:56I'm getting an answer to that tonight. You just leave it with me.
30:02It can't have been a fishing line. It's too haphazard and noticeable.
30:06Well, let's watch and find out.
30:21Inspector.
30:22Not now, please, Margot.
30:26So, not just me you ignore, but your staff too. Oh, interesting.
30:30Oh, Mr. Smith. I was about to call.
30:33I thought we should FaceTime instead. Trim the fat in person.
30:36Oh, Esther, Margot, this is, uh, Mr. Smith.
30:39Superintendent Woods for a placement at the hub.
30:41If you're not too busy, Sergeant, my battle elixir for the war against you.
30:44The war against crime is the decafs or a latte. I believe the ones at the ten mile are excellent.
30:48Well, I am actually worried.
30:49I'm sure you can expand your bandwidth to multitask me up a biscotti as well. Thank you. Inspector, shall we?
30:56Oh, yeah, of course. It's that way. Um...
31:05Flat white for me. No sugar, thanks.
31:09Now, you have caught me on the hop a bit. Uh, and I will get Margot to do a proper
31:16spreadsheet.
31:17But I think these ideas clearly show how we can save enough money to keep funding all our staff.
31:22You see, this is the problem. You're trying to boil the ocean. Instead, focus on deliverables and close the loop.
31:29Which member of staff are you going to deliver?
31:31Well, you see, that's my point. I thought we could solve the problem in a more people-friendly manner.
31:35We're downsizing for the future. Not me. I'm juggling balls non-stop throughout the day.
31:41If your sergeant does time to get coffee, then how relevant is she?
31:44Well, that's hardly fair. You are her superior. She was just doing what you are.
31:48We need blue skies, Inspector. Not sheep.
31:51And it's your job to dance the needle in that direction.
31:57Understood?
32:09Do you ever worry you drink too much caffeine?
32:11Says the man who sells alcohol for a living.
32:14They say wine has its health benefits. It can be therapeutic at times.
32:19I'm more of a beer person myself.
32:21That's not how I remember it.
32:22Well, that's nostalgia for you. Everyone looks better in hindsight.
32:53You're right, Esther. It wasn't a fishing line. It must be something else.
32:57What did Mr Smith want?
32:59What?
32:59Why did he send me off like that?
33:02Um...
33:03No reason. It's just his manner.
33:06He's lucky I didn't deck him.
33:08Yes, good restraint, Sergeant. Well done.
33:11Kirby, is that marvellous security camera?
33:14Shouldn't it be with tech support?
33:16They've got a backlog of cases. It's going to take them weeks.
33:19So, I thought I'd have a go myself.
33:22It's a bit, uh...
33:24Zwozrony, mind.
33:28Complicated. It's Polish.
33:30Agnieszka called me last night.
33:31She said it was a compliment.
33:34New girlfriend. Don't ask.
33:37Very good.
33:39Oh, I'm going home.
33:40I can't hear that music again. It's like an ear worm.
33:43The answer must be here somewhere. I'm just not seeing it.
33:46Craig's allergy was triggered by someone unseen while we were watching it.
33:52How?
33:54Maybe the latex was on Margot's strawberry chew.
34:01You've cracked the case, Sherlock.
34:05Remind me.
34:06What was my motive?
34:08You've admitted fancying Craig.
34:10He fancied Holly.
34:12Oh.
34:13It's a classic case of unrequited love demanding payback.
34:18Night all.
34:22If I ever do decide to kill someone, she'll be the first to know.
34:37How on earth did this happen?
34:39It wasn't me. It was a golf cart.
34:41Nearly ran me over on the fairway.
34:43I'm lucky it wasn't my leg.
34:45Did you at least get the committer you wanted?
34:47Sports and culture.
34:49Sadly, no.
34:50One look at my golf swing told Lance, my talents lie elsewhere.
34:55Well, you're strong on culture though.
34:57I certainly gave that cart driver some Anglo-Saxon advice.
35:05Hi!
35:07You've got a house?
35:08I know, and I'll bring Ty Takeaway in to celebrate.
35:10We can now head over tomorrow and start renovating.
35:12Oh, it's very exciting.
35:14Have we decided who you're going to use?
35:15I think we'll just do it ourselves.
35:17Yeah.
35:18Oh, you'll need a professional.
35:19Make sure it's done properly.
35:22No offence, Humphrey.
35:24What about that Morris leader?
35:26Matthew. Isn't he an architect?
35:28Yes, and a suspect in the case for investigating.
35:32Is that the allergy one?
35:34There's a Mr. Smith who was talking about left on the golf course.
35:37He's not convinced it's a genuine crime.
35:41I'm sorry, what?
35:42Mr. Smith?
35:44Yes, from the hub.
35:45He was one of our group.
35:47Very charming, and a very good golfer.
35:49Oh, so that's one of the balls he's been juggling, is it?
35:53He's very concerned about you.
35:55And about your whole team, in fact.
35:56He's worried you're wasting police time investigating something that could be an accident.
36:01Well, it wasn't. And I'm not.
36:07I'll get her some plates and glasses.
36:09Oh, that's very exciting.
36:12Can't wait to see it tomorrow.
36:13Me neither. I'm sorry about your committee.
36:16Oh, never mind. I'm sure I'll find some other way to serve the community.
36:24She doesn't know about Mr. Smith. Don't be cross with that.
36:27I'm not. I'm angry at him.
36:29They're questioning my team's work ethic while he's off playing golf.
36:32Not a genuine crime.
36:34Craig's allergy was triggered deliberately. I know it.
36:40I just don't know by who.
36:43Or how.
36:57I thought you'd promised I wouldn't be a fishing widow anymore.
36:59Why?
37:00I'm just sorting everything out to sell on eBay.
37:04These are broken.
37:07Don't worry, I'll make sure they're disposed of safely.
37:14.
37:30It's not a date, I know that.
37:34It's you and me having a drink and that made me feel.
37:38.
37:38.
37:41Floor it.
37:45I'll put them on one of my ex-husband's graves.
37:49Now, deal the titles.
37:52Cheers.
37:531, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
37:551, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Go!
38:06Well, come on then. The suspense is killing me.
38:08What do you mean?
38:09You've cooked dinner, bought more beer, there's muffins for afters.
38:14This is teenage code for I've done something or I'm about to.
38:17Oh my god. You're so cynical.
38:23And right, obviously.
38:26Okay, so, I've put together an itinerary.
38:33I want to go travelling.
38:34Load up my backpack, get a round-the-world ticket and have some adventures.
38:39I've been talking to Martha and she's been really encouraging.
38:43Wait, you told Martha before me?
38:46She's been giving me loads of extra shifts so I can build up my savings.
38:51I've got enough for a ticket already.
38:54I have to do this, Mum, soon or I'll never do it all.
38:59So, who's stopping you?
39:02You are.
39:03I just wonder what you'll do, whether you'll be alright.
39:06Of course I will.
39:08I just, I don't want you to be lonely, especially since you've broken up with Archie.
39:13Oh, please.
39:14He still likes you, you know.
39:16Well, I'm a very lovable person.
39:19You are.
39:23I'm gonna miss you.
39:27So, I'll phone all the time, wherever I am.
39:30Better had.
39:31And I promise I'll be back.
39:34Are you sure you're okay about it?
39:36If it's what you want?
39:37Yes, great.
39:39Go for it.
39:39Hmph.
39:42Hmph.
40:01Hmph.
40:01Earth Wars.
40:04Why is Bob watching us like that?
40:07I don't know.
40:08Maybe you can't believe that dreams do come true.
40:12Hmph.
40:14Okay.
40:16Time to wake up.
40:17Cause I'm here for one reason.
40:20And that's to save your sorry sentimental ass.
40:23You're a suspect in an attempted murder investigation.
40:27So you need to tell me what Craig and that blue and what were planning.
40:30Or we are never, ever gonna sit here and drink scrumpy again.
40:35Got it.
40:38Smuggling?
40:38Yeah.
40:39That was Craig and Bob's new business?
40:41Apparently, Craig built secret compartments into the boat's hull.
40:45Marvel said he'd show you, but only because it was a plan that never happened.
40:49Well, because Craig fell in love and vetoed the idea.
40:52We really have to talk to him.
40:53Is there any word yet from the hospital?
40:55Lucy said he'll be conscious later today.
40:57She'll call me soon as.
40:58Sir, I'm getting somewhere with this camera.
41:00I should have it fixed soon.
41:01Right.
41:02We'll be at the boat yard.
41:03Let us know when you do.
41:04Thank you, Kirby.
41:16I was blackmailed to show you these.
41:18I want that on record.
41:20Right.
41:21And what contraband were they planning to hide?
41:24That's the limit of my knowledge.
41:25I'm showing you an empty space and it's gonna stay that way.
41:29You can't arrest people for an idea they've decided against.
41:36Understood.
41:39Thank you, Marvellous.
41:51It's all a bit Mary Celeste.
41:54You'd think he'd have something of Holly's here.
41:57Photo.
41:59Or a bit of clothing.
42:02No, it's a little big forehead, don't you think?
42:07Copy.
42:10Hello?
42:11Alright, we're coming now.
42:13Esther?
42:14Help us fix the camera.
42:15Says we need to see it right away.
42:20Okay, so I've set it up to play for just before the break-in.
42:25Is there no sound?
42:26Not on this model, but look.
42:36Oh, that's not good.
42:47I went there to beg him to leave.
42:50I said I could cope with being unhappy as long as my children felt safe and loved instead of abandoned.
43:01I didn't know Matthew had followed me.
43:04What happened?
43:06What happened?
43:06What happened after Matthew smashed the camera?
43:08Did he go into the shed to take the latex?
43:09No.
43:10He just left.
43:11He didn't take anything.
43:13Holly.
43:13He didn't take it.
43:14He wouldn't.
43:15You don't understand.
43:17Please.
43:17I have nothing else to say.
43:20You have to go.
43:23We will need to talk to Matthew about this incident.
43:26Yes, and Craig too, when he's fully conscious.
43:29Is he allowed visitors?
43:30No.
43:31Not yet.
43:32Soon.
43:34Benji!
43:36Benji!
43:37Can you stop that?
43:38You put the pipe down.
43:39It's not a toy.
43:40Benji!
43:41Sorry.
43:46DS Williams.
43:53Hi.
43:59Great.
44:00Okay.
44:02It's Lucy.
44:04Craig's awake and responsive.
44:05She says we can question him.
44:08Ask her if he has a cut on his head.
44:12Some kind of graze.
44:13What?
44:15A cut on the back of his head.
44:17Ask her to check now, please, if she can.
44:21D.I. Goodman would like you to check to see if Craig has a cut or graze on the back
44:26of his head, please, Lucy.
44:28Yes, no.
44:32Great.
44:32One sec.
44:33Yes.
44:34A slight graze.
44:35Why?
44:37I need to listen again to the footage we took of the Morris dance.
44:40Oh, not again.
44:41Which one?
44:42Both of them.
44:44I knew these held the answer.
44:46But it wasn't that I couldn't see it.
44:48It was that I just didn't hear it.
44:52Close your eyes, please.
44:54All of you, listen.
44:56For what?
44:57Your favourite.
44:57The knucklehole tune.
44:59This is from the rehearsal we did yesterday lunchtime.
45:09The music from the actual dance when Craig suffered his allergy attack.
45:19They're different.
45:20Exactly.
45:21In the rehearsal, Holly's pipe plays throughout.
45:24But on the night of the dance, Holly's pipe stops prematurely leaving only the fiddle and drum playing.
45:29Meaning what?
45:30That Holly was the one that tried to kill Craig.
45:34She was standing directly behind Craig as the side danced.
45:37She pretends to keep playing.
45:39This slips a metal dart fashioned from her fishing fly hook coated in latex into the end of her pipe.
45:44Everybody was watching the dance as no one's looking at her.
45:47When Craig got close, she uses her pipe as a weapon to shoot the dart at the back of his
45:51head.
45:53Penetrating the skin guaranteed, the latex reaction will be at its most severe.
45:57She then carries on playing as normal.
45:59It stops as Craig falls and rushes to his aid.
46:02She had to reach in first to get rid of the dart.
46:04Hence the nick of Brazil to the head.
46:05Yeah, his happy pen.
46:06Calling out for help and acting distressed just bolstered her alibi.
46:09Holly!
46:10No one would suspect her.
46:12Everyone thought she was Craig's lover.
46:15But she was his lover, wasn't she?
46:17Why would she try and kill him?
46:18Because the person Craig was having an affair with wasn't Holly.
46:22It was her husband, Matthew.
46:26Holly was a fishing widow in more ways than one.
46:30You were right about the clothing.
46:32Craig did have something his lover wore.
46:36He had his shirt.
46:40Only he took it from Matthew.
46:42It was a keepsake for when Matthew stayed home,
46:44playing doting husband and father to Holly and his kids.
46:47And Holly knew what was happening.
46:50She was talking about Matthew outside the community center.
46:54I just wish Craig hadn't come here.
46:57It's changed everything.
46:59You can't help who you fall in love with.
47:01But you can decide what you do about it.
47:04You can choose to stop seeing them even if it makes you really unhappy.
47:09You have to.
47:12I doubt Craig's the first indiscretion Holly's had to put up with.
47:14But she'd always tolerated it as long as it was temporary.
47:18Then Craig decided to stay.
47:20To fight for his new life.
47:22And Holly couldn't let that happen.
47:24She made one final appeal, begging him to leave.
47:28She knew Matthew's punch wouldn't change things.
47:30Please!
47:30Even if he wanted it to.
47:32Hank, get off her!
47:33But Craig wasn't going to accept that.
47:35He was going to force Matthew to choose so Holly knew she had to act.
47:40So when Matthew left, she went straight into the shed.
47:45And took the latex solution.
47:49Using Matthew's fishing gear and Craig's wooden flute to end their affair must have felt grimly appropriate.
48:03Taking the epipen while everyone prepared for the dance was easy enough.
48:06Everything was set.
48:08The only thing that went wrong?
48:10The ambulance got there too quickly.
48:14So then later when we saw her at the hospital...
48:18She didn't go there to check on Craig.
48:21She went to finish him off.
48:24She knows he's awake now.
48:26She asked about visiting him.
48:27What if she's thinking of trying again?
48:40Holly, stop.
48:44You're under arrest.
48:46For what?
48:47I've just come to see my friend.
48:50Let me through it.
48:50Don't let her touch him.
48:53This is ridiculous.
48:54Yes.
48:55Look, I know it was you, Holly.
48:57I don't know how you did it, but you're not getting a second chance.
49:00How many second chances have I given you?
49:03She's got something on her hands.
49:05Okay, all right.
49:05Holly, all right.
49:07Okay, stop it.
49:08You get her.
49:08I've got her bag.
49:09Why can't you have chosen me?
49:11Just one?
49:12Okay, get her.
49:13Holly, just don't.
49:15Take her out.
49:16No, wait.
49:16He doesn't want to press charges.
49:18You're under arrest.
49:18He's going to sail off.
49:20Abroad like he said.
49:22Isn't that right?
49:23Is that what you want, Matthew?
49:28I want my children to have their mother.
49:35And me.
49:38I'm sorry.
49:41I'm afraid it's up to the CPS whether they decide to prosecute.
49:45No one here can make that decision.
49:48I'm sorry.
50:03It's the kids I feel sorry for most.
50:06How did you begin to repair that?
50:08I don't know.
50:10The irony is it's the same ending as the legend.
50:12The villager who poisons the knuckle-hole dragon ends up killing themselves with the same poison by mistake.
50:18Holly hoped getting rid of Craig would save her family.
50:21She ended up destroying it as a result.
50:24That's what happens when you're not honest with each other.
50:29You lose everything.
50:33Just ask more of us.
50:48No more dancing for us then.
50:51I'm going to drown my sorrows with a scrumpy and a game of dominoes.
50:55If my guardian angel would care to join me so I can thank her properly for all her kindness.
51:03This is still not a date.
51:05I know that.
51:06I never will be.
51:07You're too weird and strange for any of that nonsense.
51:10As long as you tolerate me, I'm happy.
51:14Florid even.
51:15Ah-ha!
51:17You.
51:18Come on then.
51:30Come on then.
51:31Go on then!
51:32Oh, oh, oh!
51:33Yeah!
51:35Yeah!
51:36Yeah!
51:40Sit!
51:46It was summer, and the rain was at bay.
51:59You came like the storm that washed me away.
52:11And if only love was this easy.
52:17I'd write a book about every time you kissed me.
52:22It was true, true, true love.
52:29We own a house!
52:31Oh my god, it's scary, isn't it?
52:33Does that mean my grown-ups?
52:36It means we're not living with your mother anymore.
52:38Allow me, madam.
52:39Your wall.
52:40Mm-hmm.
52:44Gosh, there's a lot to do, isn't there?
52:46Masses.
52:47Exciting, though.
52:48I'm glad it's just you and me again.
52:51Whoa!
52:52You know what?
52:53What?
52:54We didn't bring any glasses.
53:00Love it.
53:03Hello?
53:04Is anyone home?
53:06Oh, is there no escape?
53:08We're out here, Mum!
53:12Happy housewarming.
53:14I've, er...
53:16I've brought some treats to celebrate.
53:19Glasses, genius.
53:20And a box of truffles, even better.
53:25I want to put you in a good mood.
53:28Help, er, make my next news a little easier.
53:32Your what?
53:33I've been allotted a place on a committee.
53:36Oh!
53:37What did you get in the end?
53:39Well, thanks to that nice Mr Smith,
53:42I've been given a seat on the police and crime panel,
53:45overseeing your activities.
53:48I do hope it won't be a problem.
53:50Cheers!
53:50Thanks.
53:52I'm hospitalville, I've got a diplomat.
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