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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:35You don't have enough, since I've been to the streets.
00:46I have no idea what to do.
01:01Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:08the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:43Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:27Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:31Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:56Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus.
03:07We beg you.
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry.
03:41I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait.
03:47Pointy ears.
03:48A dryage?
03:49What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:58Damn it.
03:59The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch?
04:41I need more.
04:42A lot more.
04:51Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey.
05:07I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora!
05:12I know you're in there.
05:14Nowhere left to run.
05:15Damn it.
05:15He tracked me.
05:29Leora.
05:30You're my fiancé.
05:32You belong with me.
05:34Come home.
05:34Get away!
05:36Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck?
05:47Are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58News flash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck!
07:24I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water,
07:27or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough!
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:35Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole.
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low.
08:29Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly?
08:37Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:42Huh.
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:59But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing.
09:59Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:25She's got my blood.
10:26Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy.
10:36Mommy.
10:54It's too late, boss.
10:56Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me.
11:26Give me a name, Liara.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:55Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé.
11:58My property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog.
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No!
12:15Let go!
12:18With nymph blood in my veins,
12:20even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck.
12:33My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss, soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it,
12:56promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe.
13:02Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:14Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden apple sap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:21Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients,
13:40where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:10I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:16What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:22Ha ha ha ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:32I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:46You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy!
15:00Daddy, help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:10Lily!
15:15I...
15:16I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you.
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:49Whew.
16:07You disgusting freak!
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy!
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:17Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:22Ha!
16:22You ruined my meal?
16:26Wait.
16:28The baby mama herself.
16:31Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:50Jack, take Lily and run.
16:52Go!
16:58Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:09You.
17:10Posei?
17:12That kid's his.
17:14No wonder the power's so pure.
17:16That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:18If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared
17:34the monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:42wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:47whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:54about that monster
18:00failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:20so
18:27so
18:46my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:52no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:10enjoying the show
19:21my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:27one step
19:28near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the out of my sight yes yes my leash
19:47my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you
19:51i'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:02that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guys long gone probably fish food in some
20:10trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:27the world's the same as ever
20:29the dead are louder than the living
20:31who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:58is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:06who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:14i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:23you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:51little fish
21:52little fish
21:53little fish
22:00hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:07hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:19thank the fates the boss is here
22:27boss
22:27boss this bum
22:34you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:40in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:49my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:01understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:09everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:14every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:26let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:38dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets
23:44let's move
23:57we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:06a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:14who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:23mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:30who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:36stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:54mommy you're bleeding
24:56this forest is locked down
24:59surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
25:04let my daughter go
25:06no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:19kids mine you die
25:24you poisoned me
25:29my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:35give up
25:37you've gone too far
25:38you've gone too far even if i die today
25:41i'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded
25:49the kid's coming with me
25:51the kid's coming with me
25:53don't touch her come at me
25:56the kid's coming with me
25:56feisty one dylan wants you dead
25:59but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face
26:11all mine now
26:15let my mommy go you bastard
26:18You bastard!
26:25Lily! Lily!
26:27Run! Get out of here!
26:32Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:43Lily!
26:50Daddy?
26:56Your hands off her!
27:05You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:09My poison!
27:14Jack...
27:15What the hell just happened?
27:21You okay, babe?
27:23So you're the boyfriend.
27:24Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:44Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:46As long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:48Shut up and go!
27:50Now!
28:02If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:07Run all you want! My pack tears you both apart!
28:10Get out of here!
28:22No!
28:23No!
28:26No!
28:37No!
28:39No!
28:39No!
28:39No!
28:39No!
29:00Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:03I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:07Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:08We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid.
29:18I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:52You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human.
29:58Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:02Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily.
30:22You can turn around now.
30:27Daddy?
30:28What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:42Don't move.
30:43Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:45I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily.
30:57No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:13I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn.
31:28You take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal?
31:43You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming.
31:46Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:48No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:53Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:33Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:51End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:05I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first.
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine.
33:24I'll oblige.
33:38Fiery.
33:40No.
33:42No.
33:42No.
33:43No.
33:55you're half dead already how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are
34:01poseidon's warriors this can't be
34:30ancient ekethra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:37ha ha ha our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
34:43no matter how strong you are kneel and beg they're coming for us we're finished don't worry darling
34:51things might turn around lira veil has been captured now we await the sea king's warriors
34:57to execute this peasant they're here for me jack stay behind me with me here no one touches you
35:06stop saying that jack look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:16my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:23you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:36who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
35:48you're
35:50you
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