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00:00:00This is one of my favorite movies,
00:00:03I don't know what to do.
00:00:06I don't know what to do.
00:00:13The movie appears to be a star,
00:00:16I'm not gonna go here,
00:00:17I'm not gonna go here.
00:00:17It's a movie,
00:00:18but I'm not gonna go there.
00:00:19It's really bad to-
00:00:20It's a movie.
00:00:21It's really bad.
00:00:22He's alive!
00:00:22Oh!
00:00:24Hey!
00:00:28Get in here.
00:00:52Don't move!
00:01:00It was a sad state of affairs when getting caught in your dreams was actually some kind of relief.
00:01:11Something happens to you when you're facing the prospect of life in prison.
00:01:14You start seeing everything in sharper focus with incredible texture and detail,
00:01:19like your brain is already trying to capture and catalog the memory of everything you're about to lose.
00:01:27And then there's the way everyone else sees you.
00:01:33Something to help you with, fellas?
00:01:37Have a good day.
00:01:56Good morning, Mr. Cooper.
00:02:00Luddy?
00:02:03I was hoping I could talk to you for a second back at the office when you're done hitting.
00:02:07About what?
00:02:08Sorry?
00:02:10Well, I, uh, been a member of this club for about ten years.
00:02:14You've never asked me to your office before, so I'm just wondering what it's about.
00:02:20Uh, I was hoping we could have this conversation in a more private setting.
00:02:25Why don't you just tell me what you came here to tell me, Luddy?
00:02:29Well, look, this is obviously a sensitive issue,
00:02:32and I'm sure you know how much we value your membership here at the club.
00:02:36Well, that's really nice to hear.
00:02:37The thing is, the board met, and we feel it would be best if we suspended your membership,
00:02:44just until your current difficulties are resolved.
00:02:48I see.
00:02:49I'm really sorry about this, Coop.
00:02:51Tell me, which one of the club's bylaws did the board land on to give you the legal standing to
00:02:55kick me out?
00:02:56Come on, Coop. That's not what this is.
00:02:58Because, if I recall correctly, if I were to have committed any infractions, which I haven't,
00:03:02then the club would have to inform me in writing, and only after three such notices could they initiate the
00:03:07disciplinary proceedings to recommend my Oscar.
00:03:09You were arrested for murder.
00:03:11I didn't kill anyone.
00:03:12Fuck.
00:03:13How do I know that?
00:03:16I sure guess you're right, Luddy.
00:03:19There's really no way of knowing.
00:03:21But if there's even the slightest chance that I'm a cold-blooded killer, do you think I am?
00:03:27Do you really want to be fucking with me right now?
00:03:31I'm gonna finish my bucket.
00:03:33Thanks, buddy.
00:03:41A paper shadow in a house of stone
00:03:46The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
00:03:50I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
00:03:55Till I look back at the smoke
00:03:59You can't keep up with the Johnson
00:04:04Don't wanna run for the roses
00:04:09I got my pocket opposing
00:04:15Sometimes I wonder why
00:04:17Sometimes I wonder why
00:04:20I just don't have the Johnson
00:04:25Don't wanna smell their dying roses
00:04:30I got my pocket full of pulses
00:04:35I don't keep up with the Johnson
00:05:01Kisses
00:05:02Mel!
00:05:05Hey.
00:05:06Oh, God.
00:05:06Are we still in pain?
00:05:08Oh, you know, I'm on a steady Vicodin diet.
00:05:10Oh, nice.
00:05:12Percocet helps the Vicodin.
00:05:14How about you?
00:05:18I've been better.
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:21I got a secret today.
00:05:28Have a seat.
00:05:30I was surprised when you texted me.
00:05:33I'm wondering what you know.
00:05:37What I know about what?
00:05:40I don't know.
00:05:42Anything.
00:05:44You're going to have to be a little more specific here.
00:05:46Jesus, you're not going to depose, Barney.
00:05:54What is this?
00:05:56It's a deed to your house.
00:05:57It's signed just half over to you.
00:05:59I was going to drop it off,
00:06:00but when he asked to meet.
00:06:04He thinks he's going to jail.
00:06:05He's playing defense.
00:06:06Keeping the assets safe in your hands.
00:06:09It's a smart thing to do.
00:06:10If you think you're going to jail.
00:06:12We're in uncharted territory here, Mel.
00:06:14Oh, my God, the kids.
00:06:15The kids will be fine, right?
00:06:16So will you.
00:06:17If he goes to jail.
00:06:19You have their college trust.
00:06:21The retirement assets are only your name.
00:06:22If you get in a pinch,
00:06:23you can leverage the house with the ELOC.
00:06:25The point is, you'll all be fine.
00:06:34Something is going on with him.
00:06:36I know it.
00:06:37I know him.
00:06:39Even from before Paul died,
00:06:41I just, I can't figure it out.
00:06:43What's he been doing since he got fired?
00:06:46I told you about that.
00:06:47Yes, but what isn't he telling me?
00:06:52Even if I knew, I probably wouldn't tell you.
00:06:54I'm trying to help him.
00:06:56I think that ship has sailed, hasn't it?
00:06:58We both have to accept that the only person
00:07:00who can help Coop right now is Coop.
00:07:10You gotta get out of here, right?
00:07:14Keep me posted.
00:07:15You do the same.
00:07:16I will say that sometime.
00:07:18Go!
00:07:20You do the same.
00:08:04It's kind of a down vibe in this room.
00:08:07Anyone else feeling that?
00:08:10Allie?
00:08:15I find in situations like this,
00:08:18it falls to the bipolar person in the room
00:08:20to get the conversation started.
00:08:23Now, I know this is a scary time.
00:08:25We're all thinking the same thing,
00:08:26so I'm just gonna go ahead
00:08:28and come out and say it.
00:08:31Yes, I've been having sex with my ex-fiance.
00:08:35I'm sorry, what now?
00:08:36I am sleeping with Bruce.
00:08:38Jesus Christ.
00:08:39Allie?
00:08:40Don't judge me, dude.
00:08:41I'm not judging you.
00:08:41It's just a terrible idea.
00:08:43Oh, and fucking Sam Levitt was genius?
00:08:45Do you mind?
00:08:47You think they don't know?
00:08:49You think there's anyone else left in this town
00:08:50who doesn't know?
00:08:51Are you off your meds?
00:08:52Why?
00:08:53I have to be off my meds in order to have sex?
00:08:55Are you off your meds?
00:08:57Yes.
00:08:58I have to be off my meds in order to have sex.
00:09:01Well, good sex at least.
00:09:04Why do you have to be off your meds to have good sex?
00:09:06Jesus Christ, Tori.
00:09:07It's a legit question.
00:09:11You want to chime in on this?
00:09:13Fuck no.
00:09:13Smart.
00:09:16I can't come on the meds.
00:09:17Oh.
00:09:18Oh, you're fucking kidding me.
00:09:20Well, I think we should talk about it.
00:09:21Your sex life.
00:09:22About the fact that you could go to prison.
00:09:31You won't talk about it.
00:09:33And there's a very good reason for that.
00:09:34What?
00:09:35Because I don't want to.
00:09:37Well, that is a solid choice, Andy.
00:09:40Where are you going?
00:09:41I'm having a gig.
00:09:42Is Bruce going to be there?
00:09:43No, he ghosted me.
00:09:46Asshole.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:48I'll see you later.
00:09:49Hey, no, wait.
00:09:50I want to come with you.
00:09:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:52Where is everybody going?
00:09:53Dad, I just want to see your play.
00:09:55Come on.
00:09:56Me too.
00:09:56I'll go.
00:09:59Yeah, great idea.
00:10:00Let's take the children to a bar.
00:10:03I want to be the girl with the most cake.
00:10:10He only loves those things
00:10:12Because he loves to see them break.
00:10:16I'm waiting for you to rely on me on faith.
00:10:23And someday you will act like I am.
00:10:29And someday you will act like I am.
00:10:37And someday you will act like I am.
00:10:43And someday you will act like I am.
00:10:54Oh, boy.
00:10:55This was a long time ago.
00:10:57What was she doing?
00:10:59Whatever comes into her head.
00:11:01Anyway, his name is Bruce.
00:11:04Point is, I blew it.
00:11:09Because there's something wrong with me.
00:11:11With my brain.
00:11:14I'm not, you know, strictly speaking, okay.
00:11:20But lately I've been thinking that maybe Bruce isn't as okay as I thought he was.
00:11:26You know, because an okay person doesn't come back into your life and then ghost you.
00:11:31An okay person lets you give them back their whole live-through-this-record
00:11:36that you managed to hold on to for like a fucking decade.
00:11:39The same decade that you lost pretty much everything you ever had except for you, Andy.
00:11:49It's my big brother.
00:11:56You never let me go, not once.
00:12:00You saved my life.
00:12:03I just wish there was someone out there who would look out for you the same way you look out
00:12:06for me.
00:12:06Because I know you could really use that right about now.
00:12:13Anyway, Bruce won't return my calls.
00:12:16And that's not okay.
00:12:20You know, I might be the crazy one, but he's the one with the wife and kids
00:12:24who decided to fuck his bipolar ex-fiancé in her nephew's bed.
00:12:28What?
00:12:29Oh, shit.
00:12:31I know it was messy and it was wrong, but I thought it was honest and real.
00:12:37But now I know it was just using me.
00:12:43God, fuck that!
00:12:51I am not anyone's side piece.
00:12:53Fuck Bruce.
00:12:54Oh, okay.
00:12:57Yeah.
00:12:58Yeah!
00:12:59Fuck that guy!
00:13:00He doesn't deserve you.
00:13:01You're a babe.
00:13:02Fuck Bruce!
00:13:03That's right!
00:13:04Fuck Bruce!
00:13:05Fuck Bruce!
00:13:08Fuck Bruce!
00:13:11Fuck Bruce!
00:13:12Fuck Bruce!
00:13:13Fuck Bruce!
00:13:15Fuck Bruce!
00:13:16Fuck Bruce!
00:13:18Fuck Bruce!
00:13:18Fuck Bruce!
00:13:19Fuck Bruce!
00:13:20Fuck Bruce!
00:13:22Fuck Bruce!
00:13:25You know, you don't have to give me your bed.
00:13:27I could just sleep on the couch.
00:13:28It's fine.
00:13:29I usually end up sleeping down there anyway.
00:13:30Well, if you say so.
00:13:35So that was something at the bar tonight, huh?
00:13:37Yeah, rocking it all.
00:13:38You okay?
00:13:40It's kind of a moving target.
00:13:49I can take my own pills.
00:13:50Can you?
00:13:51It's a free country.
00:13:55Look, Allie, I don't know what's going to happen with me.
00:13:57Allie, it's not looking great.
00:14:03And I need to know that you're going to be okay.
00:14:05And the kids, they're going to need you.
00:14:12And me.
00:14:14Take your fucking meds.
00:14:18Please.
00:14:47Hey.
00:14:48Hey.
00:14:51Did you write that?
00:14:53Yeah, it's just something I'm working on.
00:14:57Impressive.
00:15:00Did you have fun tonight?
00:15:02Yeah.
00:15:03She's amazing.
00:15:05She's something.
00:15:09I want to show you something.
00:15:13See this watch?
00:15:16I got this the year you were born.
00:15:20You were about three months old.
00:15:24Tori was three.
00:15:27And things were not going so great at work.
00:15:31And I was...
00:15:34kind of nervous that I had maybe bitten off a little more than I could chew.
00:15:38You know, I just brought these two beautiful children into the world.
00:15:41I was kind of wondering how I was going to provide for them, feed them, keep them safe, all that
00:15:48stuff.
00:15:49And then I walked by this jewelry store and saw this watch.
00:15:52And it was crazy expensive.
00:15:56And I knew your mother would kill me if I bought it.
00:15:59But I did.
00:16:01She was trying to feel fearless, you know, or feel what that felt like.
00:16:05You can fake it till you make it.
00:16:07You know what I mean?
00:16:12Anyway, I know you kids don't really wear watches these days, but maybe some do you will.
00:16:16So I wanted you to have it.
00:16:27I do the same thing sometimes.
00:16:29What?
00:16:31Fake it till you make it.
00:16:34Right.
00:16:34Well, one of these days you're going to realize pretty much everybody in the world is doing that.
00:16:38And that's when things get truly terrifying.
00:16:42Put it on.
00:16:48Hmm.
00:16:49Look over there.
00:16:51I like it.
00:16:53Good.
00:16:54We'll get it sized up for you.
00:16:58Want me to close this?
00:16:59Yeah.
00:17:00Night, bud.
00:17:02Night.
00:17:03Night.
00:17:25Come in.
00:17:29Hey.
00:17:30Hey.
00:17:31How's it going in here?
00:17:33All good.
00:17:38Good.
00:17:41Earlier at dinner when Allie said we should be talking about it.
00:17:45Should we be talking about it?
00:17:48Did you do it?
00:17:50Did I kill Paul Levitt?
00:17:52No, I didn't.
00:17:55Congratulations.
00:17:56We talked about it.
00:18:00Okay.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:06Good night.
00:18:09Good night.
00:18:11Good night.
00:18:16Well, kid, you beat him.
00:18:19You're right.
00:18:20It's not enough.
00:18:22I'll put you down.
00:18:29Good night.
00:18:30Okay, guys.
00:18:30Take this place apart fast.
00:18:32You pick up your spooks from Eddie at Goodros.
00:18:35Hey.
00:20:45Look, if you want to go to trial, I will do everything I can to take their case apart.
00:20:48But you're not optimistic.
00:20:49They've got motive, opportunity, forensic evidence, and that goddamn gun was in your car.
00:20:54Under the best of circumstances, a trial is risky.
00:20:57In this case...
00:20:57Yeah, I've spent the last 20 years of my life hedging against risk.
00:21:00The plea bargain is your hedge.
00:21:02It's not a way out, but it's a way through.
00:21:04Does anyone care that I'm innocent?
00:21:06No.
00:21:09Jesus, my kids.
00:21:12Yeah, it's a terrible choice to face.
00:21:14Well, it's not really a choice, is it?
00:21:23Okay.
00:21:25Okay what?
00:21:28Set the meeting.
00:21:29Okay.
00:21:45Hi.
00:21:49hi um i'm mel i'm hunter's mom this is morgan hi morgan oh morgan morgan adderall morgan
00:21:58mom sorry no it's fine um will you be staying for dinner no no thanks i should i should head
00:22:06home
00:22:06are you sure i was gonna whip up some veggie burgers it's fine i'm gonna go in a few minutes
00:22:13what you got on your wrist just a watch daggy a dad gave you his daytona yeah why would he
00:22:21do that
00:22:22i don't know
00:22:27yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:22:35hi can i come in sure
00:22:43uh what's up you've never come in here before i'm sorry it's so messy ally is
00:22:49a challenge why'd you give hunter your daytona because i have other watches do you want a beer
00:22:54no i don't want a beer i want you to promise me you're not going to jail okay i'm doing
00:22:58what i
00:22:59can all right what does that mean you're innocent and yet you're signing over your half the house to
00:23:04me giving away your prized possessions it's an old watch do not do that if you've ever loved me don't
00:23:10bullshit me right now it's not looking great we might be looking at a plea deal what kind of deal
00:23:21manslaughter i could be out in six years are you kidding six years if i lose a trial it could
00:23:27be the
00:23:28rest of my life why would you lose you didn't kill him that's not how the world works mel god
00:23:35damn it
00:23:37in the real world nothing is guaranteed do you understand you take your eye off the ball for
00:23:43one second and everything changes you lose your house your kids are like strangers in your own home
00:23:49you lose your wife you lose yourself okay listen to me maggie's dad plays golf with david gelson he's
00:24:00the biggest defense attorney in the country he's had incredible success negating dna evidence with
00:24:05medical experts she said she can get you a meeting with him he's just going to do the same thing
00:24:10that
00:24:10cat is doing you don't know that jesus christ you want tori and hunter to visit you in prison
00:24:18you want them to be known as the kids whose dad went away for murder because that will destroy them
00:24:21you think i don't know that well then do something i'm trying try harder you selfish
00:24:26fuck god there was a moment when you gave up on us no i don't remember when it was but
00:24:41i'm pretty
00:24:42sure it was the exact same moment you should have been fighting like hell
00:24:48i'm not blaming you i gave up too we both did we failed
00:24:53and we're always gonna have to live with that but this right now
00:24:59is another one of those moments and i'm telling you i'm begging you don't be the guy who gives up
00:25:05at the exact moment you should be fighting with everything you have no you don't
00:25:33so i just got off with the d.a and after some hemming and hawing i think it's going to
00:25:37be the
00:25:38deal we were hoping for is that right look i know it sucks but the circumstances being what they are
00:25:46the circumstances seem to be that my lawyer is suggesting i go to jail for a crime that i didn't
00:25:50commit i'm presenting that option yes in the interim we'll have our investigators looking into
00:25:54the case to see what the police might have missed which given the department's size and lack of
00:25:58resources could be significant i can't take this deal if you think i'm not doing my level best for
00:26:05you because of how you hired it has nothing to do with that nothing i'm thinking of your family so
00:26:12am i
00:26:13and what does taking this deal say to them that you love them enough to sacrifice that i am guilty
00:26:20now i'm guilty of a lot of things but i am not guilty of this
00:26:25no deals no deals
00:26:33okay if that's your decision then that's what we'll do
00:26:37but you're gonna have to give me some more to work with okay let's start at the beginning
00:26:41why was your dna at the scene
00:26:45i was over there all the time we were in a relationship what you lied about so did she
00:26:50why isn't anyone looking harder at her
00:26:54these are sam's phone records okay cell phone towers confirmed she was in boston the night paul was
00:26:59killed her parents verified it they've got photos from henry's birthday party she she could have hired
00:27:03some baby killing and that someone could have been you they were going through a nasty divorce
00:27:08you're having money problems you were lovers i mean you can see how that might play why am i not
00:27:14in
00:27:15here what we called and texted all the time my number's not in here what number do you have for
00:27:24her
00:27:25a second phone that's right she could have left one in boston it's a burner number and some faceless
00:27:30sexting pics that could be anyone's breast not exactly a smoking gun come on they're sam's breasts
00:27:35to which i say so what you confirmed her alibi with the wrong cell phone number we verified the
00:27:41account and we got cooperation from both of her parents because what parents ever lie for their
00:27:45daughter they weren't lying well neither am i remind me officer hernandez how many murder cases
00:27:49have you worked okay listen lady don't call me lady can you prove that the other number belongs
00:27:55to samantha i'm sorry isn't that your job we can't run every number we feel like we're required
00:28:00to go to a judge to get a warrant your attorney knows that then go do that if i had
00:28:04the actual
00:28:05phone then i could tie it to her and then i could make a case to get the warrant but
00:28:09i don't my client's
00:28:10life is on the line do your damn job let's go we're leaving yeah okay
00:28:25well hey we gotta find that phone we just made our play on the phone it was a dead end
00:28:29so what that's it even if we had the phone it would only be meaningful if sam was the one
00:28:35who
00:28:35killed paul and i don't believe she killed him any more than i believe you did well then why didn't
00:28:39sam
00:28:39offer up this other phone in the first place for the same reason you both lied about being involved
00:28:45look i'll run it by our investigators but odds are that phone is long gone just take this hey yeah
00:29:17i need to talk to you all right i'm sorry i was gonna call but i didn't want to call
00:29:21so that's
00:29:21a good instinct maybe you should go with fine fine i just i just i just need your help please
00:29:26why would i help you i don't know for starters how about the hundred grand and change that you stole
00:29:30from me well i didn't want anybody else to find it in case you didn't get out that's kind of
00:29:36a lame
00:29:36apology i needed that money all right you know i know i'm sorry things have gotten a little bit
00:29:40crazy but they arrested you for murder like i said but look did you do it did you kill him
00:29:44of course
00:29:44not of course not i don't know the body was there when i got there oh so you were there
00:29:48jesus christ
00:30:03you broke my door sorry about that you okay god it's harder than it looks you served you right
00:30:17what were you doing your thumbs house what do you think you didn't call me we're supposed to be
00:30:24partners well because i knew that if i told you you'd tell me it was fucked up and i would
00:30:28have been
00:30:28right loving your girlfriend it's fucked up well to be fair she had already dumped me so we're in kind
00:30:35of a gray area what so are you gonna help me or what well melina hi hi this is levy
00:30:55i'm so sorry
00:30:56for your loss thank you i can't tell you how much i appreciate you offering to help me out it
00:31:02was just
00:31:02so traumatic for esperanza to find paul like that and i just i told her just you know take all
00:31:07the
00:31:07time that she needs so you know the cops have been in everything um are you sure that nick doesn't
00:31:14mind losing you for the day oh nick's not home very much these days right i'm running out to do
00:31:21some
00:31:21errands i'll be gone for a few hours you uh you finding everything okay yes miss levy i'm good okay
00:31:27i'll see you later thank you again my pleasure
00:31:44how'd it go well good we have a few hours let's get going what makes you think that she hasn't
00:31:50gotten rid of this phone because it's my only shot you start upstairs
00:32:02so
00:32:22harry's burgers
00:32:25I keep telling them to put the sauce on the side
00:32:27But it's like shattering into the void
00:32:29The sauce, that's their specialty
00:32:31Yeah, but make them mess with my burger
00:32:33And your desk
00:32:37What do you got for me?
00:32:38Updated ME report came in on Paul Levitt
00:32:41Sounded like a TV cop
00:32:42You didn't open it?
00:32:44It was addressed to you
00:32:46Let me get ketchup on it
00:32:50It's on your fingers
00:32:51Shut up
00:32:59Something in there?
00:33:00Two of the three gunshots were post-mortem
00:33:02What the hell does that mean?
00:33:33Jay McInerney wrote
00:33:35Everything becomes symbol and irony when you've been betrayed
00:33:38And if it was symbolism you were after
00:33:40There I was breaking into the house of my former lover
00:33:42To find a phone that was almost certainly not there
00:33:44In a desperate bid at a redemption
00:33:46I wasn't sure I deserved
00:33:50I was filled with the angry certainty that not only was I fucked
00:33:53But I had done it to myself
00:34:03Well, we know what I was doing
00:34:04Let me know what it was
00:34:04I was going to say
00:34:04Okay, let me know
00:34:17It's for everyone
00:34:17I know
00:34:17I can't find a way to do it
00:34:17I don't know
00:34:18I don't know
00:34:18I don't know
00:34:22I don't know
00:34:29Coop, get over here.
00:34:42Oh, my God!
00:34:44Holy shit.
00:34:45Coop, you scared the shit out of me.
00:34:48Nobody killed Paul.
00:34:51What?
00:34:52He shot himself.
00:34:55Look, I don't know what you're talking about right now,
00:34:58but you need to leave.
00:34:59Then you must have shot his dead body
00:35:01to try to make it look like a murderer.
00:35:05You lost your mind.
00:35:07Remember this?
00:35:11Dear Sam, I made a terrible mistake.
00:35:13There are no words to express to you how sorry I am
00:35:15for taking you for granted,
00:35:16breaking up our marriage, breaking up our family.
00:35:20I have failed you as a husband and a man,
00:35:22and if nothing else, just know that it was not
00:35:23because I didn't love you.
00:35:25I did more than anything,
00:35:26which is what makes this so excruciatingly painful for me.
00:35:29I love you.
00:35:31Paul.
00:35:35Hartfeld kind of makes it about himself at the end.
00:35:37Very Paul.
00:35:38You broke into my house?
00:35:39You planted a gun in my car.
00:35:41I think we're going to call it even.
00:35:42I'm guessing that Paul's life insurance policy
00:35:45had a no suicide clause.
00:35:51In spite of his countless wonderful attributes,
00:35:55turns out Paul was really bad with money.
00:35:58I didn't get the full picture until the divorce.
00:36:02I was going to come out with a lot less than I counted on.
00:36:06This is what happens.
00:36:08You were the hot girl in high school,
00:36:10but six years later you were a waitress
00:36:12because the stepping stone became a boulder.
00:36:14You start fucking your boss.
00:36:16Maybe you're looking for job security,
00:36:18or maybe you're just bored.
00:36:21Then one day he asks you to marry him.
00:36:23You didn't see that coming.
00:36:25But what you do see is a big comfortable home,
00:36:28financial security,
00:36:29and a chance to finally quiet the voice in your head
00:36:31that never stops asking what comes next.
00:36:37You move into an exclusive hamlet you've never heard of
00:36:40called Westmont Village.
00:36:42You're from South Boston.
00:36:43You don't know from villages.
00:36:44You meet the other wives and devote yourself
00:36:46to losing the last traces of your Southie accent
00:36:49and learning how to shop for torn jeans
00:36:50that cost more than a month's rent in your old apartment.
00:36:54And then those jeans start getting tighter,
00:36:56and nine months later, baby number one.
00:36:59You may not have planned it,
00:37:00but you stop believing in plans
00:37:02around the same time you started fucking Paul.
00:37:04And you love this little boy
00:37:05like you've never loved anyone.
00:37:08So a few years later, you have another one.
00:37:10And for a while there,
00:37:12you have a family and friends,
00:37:13and life feels complete.
00:37:14That voice in your head still speaks up from time to time,
00:37:17but it's nothing a little Xanax
00:37:19and whispering angel can't fix.
00:37:21And so, through a colossal failure
00:37:23of imagination and low self-esteem,
00:37:25you convince yourself you're happy,
00:37:27in the same way all of your friends
00:37:28and neighbors seem to be.
00:37:30A few years later,
00:37:32Paul has left you for a younger version of you.
00:37:36Coop is everything Paul isn't.
00:37:38He's handsome and sexy and funny,
00:37:42and he will never really love you.
00:37:44It turns out even the princes are just frogs
00:37:46in Brunello Cuccinelli polo shirts.
00:37:49So you go running back to Mommy and Daddy in Boston.
00:37:52You just need a break from all of it.
00:37:54And that voice in your head is back,
00:37:56screaming that you'll lose everything
00:37:58and be cast out of this promised land in disgrace.
00:38:03And then, Paul,
00:38:05high on a dangerous brew of whiskey and antipsychotics,
00:38:08breaks into your house,
00:38:09the same house you moved out of to go fuck the waitress.
00:38:12Give us a chance.
00:38:13Please, baby.
00:38:14I'm never going to get back together with you.
00:38:16I want to see you.
00:38:16I promise when you wake up,
00:38:18you'll remember how much you hate me.
00:38:19And, you know, all women over 30.
00:38:21Are you in my house?
00:38:22What the fuck are you doing in my house?
00:38:24I wrote you a note.
00:38:25What are you talking about?
00:38:30Wait, wait, wait, Paul.
00:38:31I'm right here, I swear to God.
00:38:33Put the gun down.
00:38:34I swear to God.
00:38:34Just put the gun down.
00:38:39And that's when your husband of 15 years
00:38:41blows his brains out on FaceTime.
00:38:43Paul?
00:38:45Paul, pick up the phone.
00:38:47Paul, pick up the phone.
00:38:50Okay.
00:38:56Paul has 20 million in life insurance.
00:38:59You know this because he redid the policy last year.
00:39:02That's how you know it could still be nullified by suicide.
00:39:10For the next three or four hours,
00:39:12you don't stop moving.
00:39:14Because you know if you do,
00:39:16you'll lose your nerve.
00:39:18You started using a burner phone
00:39:20because your regular phone is still on Paul's plan
00:39:22and the last thing you needed was that jealous maniac
00:39:24finding out about Coop.
00:39:26And right now,
00:39:28that burner phone is gonna come in handy.
00:39:44The bottom line is,
00:39:45you can't let it be suicide.
00:39:47I'm sorry.
00:39:55Come on.
00:39:56Good to machen you.
00:39:57Ah.
00:39:58Ah.
00:40:02Bye.
00:40:03Bye.
00:40:03Bye.
00:40:04Bye.
00:40:05Bye.
00:40:12Bye.
00:40:15I don't know.
00:40:46Even dead, he found a way to blow all our money.
00:40:51I couldn't let him do that to us.
00:40:53You could have gone to the police, told them the truth.
00:40:55That life insurance was my children's future.
00:40:57So you just decided to throw mine away.
00:41:00You should have been kinder to me.
00:41:02This is my life.
00:41:04You don't deserve it.
00:41:08You and all the other smug money guys, you walk around like such big shots.
00:41:12Like having all this money is proof of something when it's all just handed to you.
00:41:16I had to let that sweaty fuck climb on top of me every night for years.
00:41:22I suffered indignity after indignity just to be here.
00:41:26To have this.
00:41:27For my kids and for me.
00:41:30And I was going to lose it.
00:41:31All because Paul couldn't keep his money in the bank and his dick in his pants.
00:41:39The sad thing is, you have no idea how much I know how you feel.
00:41:47I do.
00:41:49And you're right.
00:41:50I should have been kinder to you.
00:41:53And I'm sorry for that.
00:41:55But I'm not going to jail for you.
00:41:57Wait.
00:41:58We need to talk about this.
00:42:00Pretty sure we just did.
00:42:02Coop?
00:42:04Coop.
00:42:07Coop!
00:42:10Jesus, when the fuck did everybody start getting guns around here?
00:42:14Someone needs to have killed him.
00:42:15You can't be serious.
00:42:16You broke into my house.
00:42:17You attacked me.
00:42:18I defended myself against the man who killed my husband.
00:42:23He just forgot one thing.
00:42:27What's that?
00:42:28You're not a killer either.
00:42:32Coop!
00:42:34Wait!
00:42:35Coop!
00:42:37Coop!
00:42:38In a town where nothing and no one was what they seemed,
00:42:41it kind of made sense that a murder wasn't actually a murder.
00:42:51It was strange to feel sorry for the woman who had framed me for murder.
00:42:56You're right.
00:43:00But Sam was just trying to hold on to what was hers.
00:43:04And no one understood that better than me.
00:43:08We'd all bought into the same dream.
00:43:10The promise of suburban paradise.
00:43:12And we were all tricked into believing that once we got there, it was ours to keep.
00:43:16Our big, solid houses made it feel like we'd grabbed ourselves a small piece of forever.
00:43:21But you didn't have to dig too deep to find the rot and the foundations.
00:43:25It was all just an elaborate illusion where the magician and audience were one and the same.
00:43:30And sometimes it was hard to tell what was real and what was just smoke and mirrors.
00:43:47And then there were times when it wasn't hard at all.
00:44:05Get over here.
00:44:25I know you're going to want to punish him, but close the deal first.
00:44:28You know how much I must have killed him to have to call you.
00:44:30Mm-hmm.
00:44:31If he loses Luenberg or the dominoes will start to fall, he knows he's fucked.
00:44:35I mean, the numbers alone are just...
00:44:36Yeah, I know the money.
00:44:36Great.
00:44:37Sorry.
00:44:40Huh.
00:44:41You pulled Walter all the way down from Vermont.
00:44:43I'm telling you.
00:44:46Okay.
00:44:56Bailey Ann Russell in the same room.
00:44:59I'm honored.
00:45:00Nice to see you, Cook.
00:45:02I'm not going to apologize.
00:45:03You were getting too big for your britches.
00:45:04I'm not here for an apology.
00:45:06Good.
00:45:06Let's get down to it.
00:45:08As Miss Cross told you, we've hit a wall with Luenberger since you left.
00:45:12No matter who I throw at it, they keep running back with their tails between their legs.
00:45:16The Swiss fuckers only deal with you.
00:45:18You must give a hell of a blowjob.
00:45:22We'll put you back in your seat, back pay you, add in a generous signing bonus, structured
00:45:28any way you like.
00:45:29It'll be like you were never gone.
00:45:31But I was gone.
00:45:32Walter, Jack had me marched out in front of all those people.
00:45:36Oh, come on, Coop.
00:45:37You think there's anyone out there who doesn't know that I'm an asshole?
00:45:40Trust me.
00:45:41You come out of this smelling like a fucking rose.
00:45:43I want 20% on Luenberger and 25% overall profit share.
00:45:46Fuck you.
00:45:4712% of the Swiss.
00:45:4915% of the profit share.
00:45:50Once they start bringing in fresh capital in-house.
00:45:53Well, Luenberger bows up.
00:45:54Hellman gets spooked.
00:45:56The Texas oil family starts smelling blood in the water.
00:45:58The redemptions come in faster than you can cover them.
00:46:01This place will go up in smoke.
00:46:03And your capital account goes with us.
00:46:05You'll lose everything.
00:46:06I've already lost everything.
00:46:0820% of the Swiss, 25% overall.
00:46:11I'm afraid you don't understand how a negotiation works.
00:46:14I'm not negotiating.
00:46:16Fuck you.
00:46:16Fuck you.
00:46:18This is my fucking company.
00:46:20It's not yours if you can't keep it.
00:46:26Okay.
00:46:2720 and 25.
00:46:28Conditional on you delivering the Swiss.
00:46:30Immediately.
00:46:31You and Jack fly to Switzerland tonight.
00:46:34I got a thing tonight.
00:46:35Jet leaves from Teterboro at 11 tonight.
00:46:38Mary will text you with the tail number.
00:46:39You and I can talk details on the plane.
00:46:42Do we have a deal?
00:46:49Sure.
00:47:14You're just too marvelous.
00:47:17Too marvelous for words like glorious, glamorous, that old standby amorous.
00:47:27The Gutenberg Cancer Gala raises millions every year for cancer research.
00:47:31I'll never find the words to say enough.
00:47:35Peter and Diane Miller had been sharing it for years, pressuring us all to buy tables and lottery tickets.
00:47:40And over time, it had become one of the biggest annual events on the Westchester social calendar.
00:47:44Being seen here told everyone that you were generous.
00:47:47The kind of generous that takes big bucks.
00:47:49And so the cause of medical science was advanced through the twin forces of social pressure and peacocking.
00:47:54You do not know how relieved we are that you were exonerated.
00:47:58Not that we ever believe that you did it.
00:48:01Oh, that didn't come out right shit.
00:48:03I don't know how to talk about this.
00:48:05None of us do.
00:48:06So how about we just stop trying?
00:48:08Okay.
00:48:08There's the idea.
00:48:10Hi.
00:48:11Oh, thank you.
00:48:12To be euphemistical, to be eulogistical, I hope to come up with a million words I never thought I knew.
00:48:18I'd rather be logical.
00:48:19You look fantastic.
00:48:20Holy cow.
00:48:23Oh, now this is a welcome sight.
00:48:25Good to come out there.
00:48:26Look at you.
00:48:27Look at me in there.
00:48:28Yeah, yeah.
00:48:29Great table.
00:48:30Good table.
00:48:31Okay, how are you?
00:48:32Where's Barney?
00:48:33Where do you think?
00:48:34Oh, okay.
00:48:34Yeah, of course.
00:48:36There he is.
00:48:37There he is.
00:48:38So, table 10.
00:48:39Hi, sis.
00:48:41How are you?
00:48:42I'll be right back.
00:48:43Okay.
00:48:43Yeah.
00:48:45Hi, buddy.
00:48:48Well, aren't you the belle of the ball?
00:48:51Yeah, nothing like beating a murderer after giving you a social boost.
00:48:55Congratulations on not being a murderer.
00:49:02So, when did you meet with Jack?
00:49:04I already did.
00:49:05You already did.
00:49:06And you don't call me?
00:49:08Well, I knew I'd see you here.
00:49:10Fuck you.
00:49:11So, what'd he say?
00:49:12It was a compelling offer.
00:49:14How compelling?
00:49:16I'm thinking about it.
00:49:17You think you do?
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:18Yeah, by all means.
00:49:19Let's take our time with this.
00:49:21You know, you don't want to reclaim all that income, mine included, without really mulling
00:49:24it over.
00:49:25Cool.
00:49:26Hey.
00:49:27I'm so happy to see you, man.
00:49:28I never doubted you for one second.
00:49:30Hey, let's get this man some drinks, huh?
00:49:32I got one.
00:49:33Yeah, what's your point?
00:49:34We need McAllen over here, all right?
00:49:40Excuse me, guys.
00:49:41Yeah.
00:49:43Hi, guys.
00:49:44Hello.
00:49:45Hello.
00:49:46Hi.
00:49:47Welcome.
00:49:47All right.
00:49:49Mel.
00:49:50You don't look so good.
00:49:51Hello, Amanda.
00:49:52How'd you meet?
00:49:52Hi.
00:49:53Good to meet you.
00:49:54Good to meet you.
00:49:55Good to meet you.
00:49:56Good to meet you.
00:49:56Good to meet you.
00:49:56You guys look great.
00:49:57There's no one in the place, except you and me.
00:50:07So set them up, Joe.
00:50:11Uh-oh.
00:50:12There's the curlices.
00:50:13Bye.
00:50:14Bye.
00:50:21You okay?
00:50:23Fine.
00:50:28Forget about the tennis team.
00:50:32You've got a whole other year to worry about, for instance.
00:50:39Would you want to work with a professional tennis coach?
00:50:43You're my coach.
00:50:45Just saying, I don't have to be.
00:50:48I'm saying, yes, you do.
00:50:52Hmm.
00:50:56Thanks.
00:50:59Looks like our little man's got some game.
00:51:07What about you?
00:51:08Are you seeing anyone?
00:51:09Oh, I don't know.
00:51:10Oh, I was.
00:51:12It's complicated.
00:51:15It's complicated.
00:51:15I can be a lot.
00:51:17It's okay to be a lot.
00:51:19He can't handle it.
00:51:21Fuck him.
00:51:22Yeah.
00:51:23Fuck him.
00:51:24Yeah.
00:51:28Okay, I gotta go.
00:51:30Oh.
00:51:31But you just got here.
00:51:32Best time to leave.
00:51:34Oh.
00:51:34Yeah.
00:51:36Okay.
00:51:37See you later.
00:51:38Use a condom.
00:51:51Hey.
00:51:52Hey.
00:51:53Okay to join you?
00:51:54Of course, yeah.
00:51:57Oh, okay.
00:52:01I've been trying to get in touch with you now.
00:52:03I know, I know.
00:52:04I just needed a little time.
00:52:07Of course.
00:52:11I'm so sorry.
00:52:15You deserve so much better.
00:52:18Yeah, I did.
00:52:20But I did it to myself.
00:52:25I fell in love with a woman who was in love with someone else.
00:52:31What are you talking about?
00:52:36Nothing.
00:52:45Ah.
00:53:09Don't think, don't think she's coming.
00:53:12Oh?
00:53:13Take it away.
00:53:14Well, wait a minute.
00:53:16No, you're stuck with me.
00:53:20Wow.
00:53:25You look good.
00:53:28I'm only saying that because it's true.
00:53:35How did all that go?
00:53:38Seems I've been forgiven.
00:53:40Hmm.
00:53:42He's a better man than me.
00:53:44Obviously.
00:53:48Either way, I think I'm going to fly solo for a while.
00:53:52Huh.
00:53:54You and me both.
00:53:55Oh.
00:53:57Speaking of which, I saw Sam out shopping the other day.
00:54:01Like, none of this ever happened.
00:54:04Well, I mean, she didn't kill the guy.
00:54:09And she hadn't filed the insurance claim yet, so technically there was no fraud.
00:54:15And I bet her attorney gets her off with community service, fine.
00:54:21Even though she was going to send you to prison.
00:54:25She had her reasons.
00:54:28Oh.
00:54:28Hurry, you forgive.
00:54:31It took you two years to forgive me.
00:54:35I wasn't in love, sir.
00:54:47I wasn't in love, sir.
00:54:49This is where I leave you.
00:54:54I haven't even served dinner.
00:54:56That's the best time to leave.
00:55:02Hey.
00:55:04Try to stay out of trouble?
00:55:13Yeah, please.
00:55:14See you back.
00:55:14Okay.
00:55:15Oh, green man.
00:55:16Look at this guy.
00:55:27Jules.
00:55:28Hey, Coop.
00:55:29We were so happy to hear that you were cleared.
00:55:32I mean, we never believed it, but still.
00:55:35Yeah, I heard they had you down for murder one in the pool.
00:55:40You know me.
00:55:42I like to play the long shot.
00:55:45Well, I guess I caught myself lucky you didn't have the inside track.
00:55:49You know, like you did with the SATs.
00:55:52What are you talking about?
00:55:54Well, I know you thought you were careful, but...
00:55:57Word gets around.
00:56:00And if word were to continue to get around to the right people,
00:56:04Chelsea would be lucky to get into community college.
00:56:07How can you possibly know that?
00:56:11You can't know that.
00:56:13You're out of your depth here, Jules.
00:56:16There's nothing worse than someone who doesn't know what they don't know,
00:56:19and you don't know shit.
00:56:22So you have all the colleges in America to choose from,
00:56:25but she's not going to Princeton.
00:56:28Are you threatening me?
00:56:30Goddamn right, hang on.
00:56:56Thank you, sir.
00:56:58Thank you, sir.
00:57:24This is what happens.
00:57:25You work your ass off to build the life you think you want.
00:57:30And then one day, someone takes it away from you.
00:57:33And that's when you learn that there's a world of difference
00:57:35between working hard and fighting for your life.
00:57:39You've never had to fight before.
00:57:41You don't even know if you know how.
00:57:42But then you do it, and to your own great surprise, you win.
00:57:45And it should feel sweet.
00:57:47It should feel like redemption and validation and victory all at once.
00:57:51But something's changed.
00:57:52You can see your old life in front of you there for the taking.
00:57:55And it would be so easy to jump right back onto that hamster wheel
00:57:58and start running again.
00:57:59It should feel like you're going to be so easy to jump right back onto that hamster wheel.
00:58:09Shit.
00:58:14Susie.
00:58:16What did you do?
00:58:19No!
00:58:20What did you do?
00:58:27But when you're done licking your wounds and being angry at the world
00:58:31and trying to save everyone you love,
00:58:33you will have to look in the mirror and ask yourself
00:58:35if you can really go back to being who you were.
00:58:42Because the hard truth is, once you've seen the chaos behind the curtain,
00:58:46you can never really watch the show the same way again.
00:58:54But right now, right now,
00:58:59it's time to get back to work.
00:59:29Oh, my God.
01:00:13Oh, my God.
01:00:43Oh, my God.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:35Oh, my God.
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