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00:01:03Once upon a time, long, long ago
00:01:20Once upon a time, long, long ago
00:01:37One unlucky sailor fell under an ancient, wicked curse
00:01:45And thusly he became known as the dreaded Flying Dutchman
00:01:52Legend has it, the only way to lift his curse is through the pure heart of an innocent
00:02:00Henceforth, the Flying Dutchman is doomed to wander the seas in search of this magical soul
00:02:06A precious youth with an innocent mind
00:02:10Will he find this soul?
00:02:14Does such a soul even exist?
00:02:18Shut up
00:02:23You live in a pineapple under the sea
00:02:51Good morning!
00:02:53This is Rocket Fuel Randy on BKNI 101
00:02:57And I got the jet fuel to get you rockin'
00:03:01Are you ready to get the day started?
00:03:05I'm ready
00:03:22Big things are happening today!
00:03:25Today's the day!
00:03:27I just know it!
00:03:28Things feel different!
00:03:30My whole life is about to change!
00:03:34I know I said that yesterday, Gary
00:03:37And the day before
00:03:39And a bunch of days before that
00:03:41But today is different!
00:03:47Big things in store!
00:03:53Well, what's it say, Gary?
00:03:55Meow
00:03:56What?
00:03:56That can't be!
00:03:58Meow
00:03:58Gary, what's it really say?
00:04:00Meow
00:04:00Gary!
00:04:10Meow
00:04:10Whoa!
00:04:12Do you know what this means?
00:04:14Meow
00:04:15For the last time, we are not rehoming you
00:04:17No, this means I'm exactly 36 clams high!
00:04:21Meow
00:04:22I know it doesn't seem like much, Gary
00:04:24But that half a clam I grew changes everything!
00:04:28Meow
00:04:28That's right, Garylicious!
00:04:30Everyone's gonna look at me in a brand new way!
00:04:37Big guy
00:04:38Big guy
00:04:39Big, big guy
00:04:40Big guy
00:04:41Because now, I'm a big guy
00:04:43Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:04:45Big things about to happen a day
00:04:47I woke up feeling a brand new way
00:04:49Big guy
00:04:50Big guy
00:04:52Big guy
00:04:52Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:04:54Tight kids with hips
00:04:55Doing a dance in my big guy pants
00:04:57Big guy
00:04:59Big guy
00:05:00Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:05:03Big guy
00:05:03Big guy
00:05:04Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the cat
00:05:06Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my cuts
00:05:08Big guy
00:05:11Well, catch you later, Gar-Bear
00:05:13I'm off to do some important stuff that only big guys like me are allowed to do
00:05:18Huh?
00:05:21Phew, we're gonna need a bigger doorway
00:05:24Meow
00:05:25Morning, Squidward
00:05:26Wanna hear my big news?
00:05:29Oh, sure
00:05:30Let me go mark some time on my calendar
00:05:34Great, let me know when
00:05:39Good morning, Patrick
00:05:41Good morning
00:05:43Who are you?
00:05:45Patrick, it's me
00:05:49Grandma?
00:05:51You're upside down
00:05:52No, Patrick, it's me, Spongebob
00:05:55You can't be Spongebob
00:05:56He's far more diminutive
00:05:58He's what?
00:05:59Of reduced stature
00:06:00Come again?
00:06:01Vertically challenged
00:06:02Say what now?
00:06:03He's shorter
00:06:03Patrick, I can't believe all I do is grow half a monocle overnight
00:06:06Now I'm 36 clams tall
00:06:08And you don't even recognize your best friend
00:06:12Did you say you're 36 clams tall?
00:06:17Yes
00:06:21You're a big guy now!
00:06:23This guy's a big guy!
00:06:24So big!
00:06:25Really big!
00:06:26Big, big, big!
00:06:27Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:28Big, big, big!
00:06:29Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:30Big, big, big!
00:06:31Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:32Big, big, big, big!
00:06:33Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:34Look out, everyone!
00:06:36Really big!
00:06:37Really guy!
00:06:38Hey, Sandy!
00:06:39Notice anything different about me?
00:06:41Howdy, Spongebob!
00:06:43You get a new pair of shoes?
00:06:44Oh, no!
00:06:46Ouch!
00:06:48Hi, Blankton!
00:06:49Watch where you're going, you big dummy!
00:06:52Oh, thanks for noticing
00:06:54Wait, no!
00:06:55Ow!
00:06:55Patrick, I've never felt so respected before
00:06:58Get used to it, buddy!
00:06:59And do you know what the best part of being a big guy is?
00:07:04What is it, Patrick?
00:07:06No, I'm asking
00:07:07It means I finally get to do what every little guy dreams of doing when they grow up
00:07:12You don't mean...
00:07:14That's right
00:07:15Ride the big guy roller coaster at Captain Booty Beard's Fun Park!
00:07:20Woo-hoo!
00:07:21This calls for an extra special bubble blow
00:07:31To Captain Booty Beard's!
00:07:34Woo-hoo!
00:07:35Give me a big!
00:07:37Big!
00:07:37Give me a guy!
00:07:38Five!
00:07:39What does that spell?
00:07:4036 clubs!
00:07:41Five!
00:07:48Don't waste my time, Squirt
00:07:53Let's...
00:07:57Ugh, you again
00:08:02Congratulations
00:08:03Patrick
00:08:05It's official
00:08:09Don't make me cause security
00:08:12Woo-hoo!
00:08:13Woo-hoo!
00:08:14Hey!
00:08:15Hey!
00:08:17Hey!
00:08:20Hey!
00:08:21Hey!
00:08:24Hey!
00:08:27Hey!
00:08:28Hey!
00:08:56Patrick?
00:08:59Wait a minute!
00:09:00Huh?
00:09:01What's the matter?
00:09:03I thought you were a big guy
00:09:04I am!
00:09:05I mean...
00:09:06I am?
00:09:07I just, uh, promised someone else that I'd ride with them, that's all
00:09:11Oh, yeah?
00:09:13Ooh...
00:09:14The...
00:09:14The...
00:09:14Better guy, too...
00:09:16Um...
00:09:16I...
00:09:18Mr. Krabs!
00:09:20Oh!
00:09:20Oh, that makes sense
00:09:21Shoot!
00:09:22Let's go get him!
00:09:24Oh!
00:09:26Oh!
00:09:28Oh!
00:09:29Oh!
00:09:30Oh!
00:09:32Oh!
00:09:37Oh!
00:09:49Oh!
00:09:52Oh!
00:10:01Oh!
00:10:03Oh!
00:10:03Oh!
00:10:04Oh!
00:10:05Oh!
00:10:06Oh!
00:10:06Oh!
00:10:07Oh!
00:10:08Oh!
00:10:10Oh!
00:10:15Oh!
00:10:16Oh!
00:10:19Oh!
00:10:20are too busy around here oh i'll hear that patrick
00:10:32thanks for covering for me mr krabs i don't know why i got so scared when i saw that roller
00:10:37coaster
00:10:38i thought i was big enough just because you're taller don't mean you're a big guy
00:10:42it doesn't big guys are rough and tumble they don't blow bubbles
00:10:47hmm i guess not being scared of roller coasters ain't nothing to be ashamed of
00:10:53glad you understand hey you must have been scared of roller coasters too when you were my age
00:10:58well i wouldn't really you were probably hiding under the bed kind of scared weren't you
00:11:02well i uh maybe even crying for mama kind of scared i wasn't crying for mama
00:11:07peepee peepee and my pantsy kind of scared am i right get it straight spongebob my pants were clean
00:11:13because nothing ever scared me and nothing ever will but didn't you say being scared wasn't
00:11:18anything to be ashamed of it ain't for you but i'm different i wasn't blowing bubbles at your age
00:11:25i was risking me life on the high seas
00:11:30i ate danger for breakfast peril for lunch an adventure for dinner
00:11:35really that's right i was in command of me own vessel and sailed many a dangerous mile
00:11:44tell me about your greatest adventure what if i told you i sailed with the flying dutchman himself
00:11:52the flying dutchman the most pants wettingly scariest ghost to ever roam the high seas
00:11:58oh my lucky brick
00:12:01i like many a young sailor before me i longed for adventure
00:12:10and that's when the dutchman's hornpipe appeared
00:12:16i summoned the cursed pirates and journeyed with him to the deepest part of the sea
00:12:22a nightmare realm called the underworld
00:12:28it was filled with ghostly pirates haunted hurricanes terrifying monsters
00:12:39i faced them all with steel in my backbone and a cutlass in my claw
00:12:49it was the greatest adventure of my life
00:12:54wow you're almost like a real swashbuckler
00:12:59almost i am a real swashbuckler how do you think i earned this baby
00:13:05what is that it's a swashbuckler certificate it means i prove my bravery
00:13:11courageousness dairy panache guts grit moxie and intestinal fortitude
00:13:19well that's it i'd be a big guy if i could earn my swashbuckler certificate
00:13:24and you could teach me
00:13:27teach you to be a swashbuckler i don't mean to laugh in your face but
00:13:35you're too scared to even ride a roller coaster
00:13:38i can do it i want to be a brave swashbuckler like you
00:13:43i'm ready spongebob you're just a bubble-blowing baby boy who's not ready
00:13:49but but but but but but surfer toilets speaking of which the heads need swabbing
00:13:53so get and no more talk about being a swashbuckler
00:13:58aww
00:14:00you're not ready
00:14:13bravery courage i gotta learn this stuff if i'm gonna prove myself to mr krabs
00:14:18you got this spongebob
00:14:22now what else did he say i needed daring oh right daring guts definitely need those
00:14:28panache moxie intestinal fortitude okay okay slow down you spelled fortitude wrong
00:14:33it's f-o-r-t-i-t-u-d-e
00:14:36mr krabs certificate why do you have this i always read in the bathroom
00:14:43i know i can do this i just need a chance to prove it
00:14:59well that's weird
00:15:07mr krabs won't like that we gotta get it right i'm not going in there
00:15:12yeah you'd have to be pretty brave to go in there eh wait a minute
00:15:17patrick this is it
00:15:19it is
00:15:19destiny is squeezing my buns
00:15:23do you feel it
00:15:24yeah
00:15:26this vent is just what i need to start earning my swashbuckler certificate
00:15:31you mean the one we lost
00:15:33oh yes that one but also the one i'm gonna earn
00:15:35we lost two of them down there
00:15:37the hero's journey starts with one squish
00:15:44right behind you
00:15:49okay job
00:15:53ooh side adventure
00:15:59left or right
00:16:03left definitely left
00:16:14this must lead to the basement
00:16:17this must go deeper than the basement
00:16:23what
00:16:25where am i
00:16:39this must be mr krabs swashbuckler's sanctum
00:16:44oh look at that
00:16:46and that
00:16:47and that
00:16:48and that
00:16:50and that
00:16:50and that
00:17:08so who's a bubble blowing baby boy now huh
00:17:30oh who am i kidding
00:17:32i'll never be a swashbuckler
00:17:43mysterious glow
00:17:45part two
00:17:50whoa
00:17:51this must be the hornpipe mr krabs took from the flying dutchman
00:17:57if a swashbuckler ye want to be
00:18:00blow this horn and ye shall see
00:18:05patrick
00:18:05patrick i'm feeling destiny again
00:18:09still nothing
00:18:10but don't let me slow you down
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00:46:39Okay, no more seahorsin' around.
00:46:42Smart lad!
00:46:43Now, let's get you to challenge number two!
00:46:52Welcome to the Underworld!
00:46:55For what premises to be an exciting contest,
00:46:59we're just moments away from challenge number two.
00:47:03Tell me, Barb, will it be even more difficult than the last challenge?
00:47:09Uh, yes.
00:47:11There's no telling what's lurking along that path to the platform.
00:47:16It could be a charging ball climb or a terrifying jelly hook.
00:47:21Hope it's not my third-grade math teacher.
00:47:23She scares the heck out of me.
00:47:25Know what I'm saying?
00:47:27You're on my foot.
00:47:28Let's meet our challenger!
00:47:31Standing at a full 36 clams high,
00:47:33inhaling all the way from the guinea bottom,
00:47:36my best friend, Spongebird Squishers!
00:47:42This bubble blower has got a lot to prove.
00:47:44If he ever wants to show the world, he's a swashbuckler.
00:47:50Challenge number two won't be easy,
00:47:53but I believe in you, big guy.
00:47:57Ah, now, go get him!
00:47:59Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.
00:48:07Yikes!
00:48:15Yow!
00:48:17Oh, no!
00:48:22Okay, Squarepants, you can do this.
00:48:25What would I do?
00:48:28Hmm?
00:48:31Hmm?
00:48:33Huh?
00:48:33Whoa!
00:48:36Whee!
00:48:38Whee!
00:48:39Woo-hoo!
00:48:41Oh, my God!
00:48:43Get out, baby!
00:48:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:48:47Woo-hoo!
00:48:52Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
00:49:00Ooh, you're lucky Brick.
00:49:10What the fuck?
00:49:12Ha ha ha!
00:49:23Whee!
00:49:39Unguard!
00:49:56Whoa!
00:49:58Ha ha!
00:49:59Ha ha!
00:50:02Wahoo!
00:50:04Yeah!
00:50:05Ha ha!
00:50:10Ha ha!
00:50:11Wahoo!
00:50:22We interrupt this movie for an important message from Paramount Studios.
00:50:26This picture's gone completely off the rails!
00:50:30The only thing that can save it is some serious star power.
00:50:34Get Sandy Cheeks in this movie, pronto!
00:50:37So!
00:50:38Howdy do, SpongeBob!
00:50:40Ha ha ha!
00:50:41Ha ha ha!
00:50:43That's not what I meant!
00:50:45Who is it?
00:50:46Hey!
00:50:47What?
00:50:48What?
00:50:48Get out of here!
00:50:49Get off!
00:50:50This is the film.
00:50:51We're not ending there!
00:50:52We're not ending there!
00:50:59Yeah!
00:51:06Yeah!
00:51:11Whoa!
00:51:17Whoa!
00:51:18Whoa!
00:51:28Boy, if only Mr. Krabs could see me now.
00:51:31He'd finally see what I've been seeing all along.
00:51:35A sludge buckler in the making.
00:51:37Really?
00:51:38Really.
00:51:40But remember, if you want to become a true big guy,
00:51:43you have to stay focused.
00:51:46Got it. Focused.
00:51:47Bubble break!
00:51:51You had me at bubble.
00:51:55Let's do a triple dog backslash wand grabber.
00:51:59With the banana slap twist blister.
00:52:05Hmm?
00:52:08Huh?
00:52:09Yeah.
00:52:10Um, sounds fun, Patrick, but maybe we shouldn't do this anymore.
00:52:16What?
00:52:17Well, it's just, you know, I have this other thing I'm doing.
00:52:21Well, you mean, you don't want to blow bubbles with me?
00:52:32I really want to, but...
00:52:34That's okay.
00:52:35It's just that I should...
00:52:37No, it's fine.
00:52:39Pat...
00:52:39I'm not crying.
00:52:41It's just raining on my face.
00:52:44Ah, don't worry about your friend.
00:52:47You can make it up to him once you're a swashbuckler.
00:52:50Well, I...
00:52:52I guess.
00:52:53Good lad.
00:52:54Just keep your eyes on the prize.
00:52:58Come on!
00:53:00Almost there!
00:53:01You're pushing this tub way too hard!
00:53:05We can't stop until we reach SpongeBob!
00:53:07Can't stop!
00:53:08Won't stop!
00:53:09No!
00:53:10Stop!
00:53:17We stopped.
00:53:19Oh, I'm so sorry, me boy.
00:53:23Why didn't I just show you how to be a swashbuckler when you asked?
00:53:28You never told me how much you cared.
00:53:31I couldn't!
00:53:32Emotions that are emotional are hard for me!
00:53:36Well, it doesn't matter now.
00:53:38What?
00:53:39You're stuck, so I'm doomed.
00:53:43Goodbye!
00:53:45Quick!
00:53:46We gotta fix this damper!
00:53:47We gotta fix it!
00:53:49Oh, sure.
00:53:50Let's go pop into an auto parts store and get what we need.
00:53:54Huh?
00:53:57Good eye, Gary!
00:53:59Does this seem a little convenient?
00:54:01Nonsense!
00:54:02These big box stores are everywhere!
00:54:09Spare tire, exhaust pipe, tire urn, and oil.
00:54:14Oil, oil, oil.
00:54:15Where's the oil?
00:54:16Just ask somebody!
00:54:19Hello!
00:54:20We need some oil over here!
00:54:22Hello?
00:54:24Hello?
00:54:26Where is everybody?
00:54:30Hello?
00:54:31That might be our cue to go.
00:54:34Huh, there's someone's shoe.
00:54:36And there's the other one!
00:54:49What kind of big box store is this?
00:54:55Run!
00:54:56Run!
00:55:03I see the exit!
00:55:13I see the exit!
00:55:30What's the plan, Mr. Krafft?
00:55:33Meow!
00:55:35Meow!
00:55:35He looks hungry!
00:55:37And it's getting closer!
00:55:38Meow!
00:55:40Say the word!
00:55:42Any time now!
00:55:44Sooner than better!
00:55:50Really?
00:56:06Hey, I found the oil!
00:56:12Bye-bye, Krabby!
00:56:15Hehehehehe!
00:56:18Hehehehehe!
00:56:19Oh!
00:56:22Barb!
00:56:24What do you do when your...
00:56:26Best friend doesn't want to blow bubbles anymore?
00:56:31Well, I, uh...
00:56:34I, I, uh...
00:56:36Thanks!
00:56:37Makes a lot of sense.
00:56:42There.
00:56:46This is it, lad.
00:56:48The last challenge.
00:56:50Finish this,
00:56:51and you'll become a swashbuckler!
00:56:57Let's do it.
00:57:11You ready, Dutch?
00:57:13Bang it!
00:57:23Ha!
00:57:30Ha!
00:57:31Ta-da!
00:57:32Daring, bravery, courageousness, panache, guts, grit, moxie...
00:57:35...and intestinal fortitude!
00:57:37You did them all!
00:57:39I knew you were special, man!
00:58:01Look at that!
00:58:02Oh, inside those doors, you'll stand at the altar, blow the hornpipe, and a swashbuckler you'll become!
00:58:11And once I get my certificate, Mr. Krabs will finally see that I'm a big guy.
00:58:18Then, I can do what every little guy dreams of doing when he grows up. Ride that big guy roller
00:58:25coaster.
00:58:26Yes, yes, roller co... Wait, you mean your dream is to ride a roller coaster?
00:58:31Well, of course. We all have dreams. What's yours?
00:58:36What?
00:58:38Well, I dream of a wonderful world above the waves, where the sun shines in your face, and the wind
00:58:46blows through your hair!
00:58:48What's this magical place called?
00:58:51Santa Monica!
00:58:53Oh, look at me! Chattering like a cabin boy!
00:58:57Let's get going!
00:58:58Stop right there!
00:59:03Good thing this bird is allergic to shellfish!
00:59:08Mr. Krabs?
00:59:10Ooh, tartasus!
00:59:15Are you okay, boyo? Did you get hurt at all? Any bumps, bruises, scratches? I'm so glad we found you!
00:59:22Who?
00:59:22Who's we?
00:59:23Me, Squidward, and Gary!
00:59:31We're here to rescue ya! From him!
00:59:34Whoa, whoa! Now hold on, Krabs!
00:59:36Oh, I'm not in any danger! The Flying Dutchman's been helping me become a swashbuckler! Just like you!
00:59:41Who? Who?
00:59:42Who?
00:59:43Oh-ho!
00:59:44Well, you see, I, uh...
00:59:46You wanna tell him? Or should I?
00:59:49Tell me what?
00:59:50Ooh, it's about me past, lad. I embellished a few of the, uh, finer details.
01:00:00I did spend me youth at sea, but I wasn't the captain.
01:00:06Wait a minute. You were a fry cook?
01:00:09Aye, and like you, I dreamed of being a swashbuckler.
01:00:19But nobody believed in me. I said I was a bubble-blowing baby boy!
01:00:26I was so ashamed. And that's when something called out to me.
01:00:34It was the Dutchman's hornpipe.
01:00:41A dirty deceiver promised to make me a swashbuckler and lured me to the underworld.
01:00:49But I froze when I saw that terrifying place.
01:00:55The underworld shivered me timbers and I ran home, tail between me legs.
01:01:01I had many adventures at sea boy, but I never did become a swashbuckler.
01:01:07But what about the swashbuckler certificate?
01:01:11Well, about that.
01:01:18I've been battling the horrors of the underworld?
01:01:22For a kid's view!
01:01:25I thought it looked familiar.
01:01:27I'm sorry I lied, lad.
01:01:29I just couldn't bear for you to know I was a coward.
01:01:33But I'm telling you the truth now!
01:01:35The Dutchman is tricking you!
01:01:37No, he's not. He's just helping me become a swashbuckler.
01:01:40I thought you'd be proud of me.
01:01:43Instead, you're treating me like I'm still just a bubble-blower.
01:01:46That's right.
01:01:48Krabs has never believed in you.
01:01:50Come with me and blow that hornpipe.
01:01:53Show him you're a real swashbuckler!
01:01:56The biggest of the big guys!
01:02:01I'm ready.
01:02:03No, SpongeBob!
01:02:06Please!
01:02:09Hurry, lad!
01:02:11On the pedestal!
01:02:15SpongeBob!
01:02:16Don't do it!
01:02:17You'll see, Mr. Krabs.
01:02:19I'm gonna be a big guy.
01:02:21No, no, no, no!
01:02:24Come on, now!
01:02:28Hurry...
01:02:29SpongeBob!
01:02:36Go!
01:02:38Go!
01:02:45Go!
01:02:49Too late, krabby!
01:02:54I shaved your legs!
01:02:57Get you!
01:02:58Go, go, go, go, go!
01:03:07Oh, swashbuckler shine.
01:03:10It's not swashbuckler shine.
01:03:13Yeah, no.
01:03:14It ain't.
01:03:16Huh?
01:03:46My curse is lit, Dan.
01:03:50What?
01:03:52I tricked you.
01:03:54Oh, you're such a big guy.
01:03:57Ready to be a swashbuckler.
01:04:00It's all been a big lie.
01:04:03And you fell for it.
01:04:06Huh?
01:04:08Oh, no.
01:04:10Back, back.
01:04:17Hang on to your square, Dariel.
01:04:21Guess who's cursed now.
01:04:25Oh, you're found.
01:04:28All hail the new Flying Bob Dutch Pants.
01:04:35Huh?
01:04:37Oh, Mr. Krabs.
01:04:39You were right about him.
01:04:41Mr. Krabs.
01:04:44It looks like you got a little Dutchman on you, too.
01:04:49It's a double Dutchman, sir.
01:04:54You tricked me.
01:04:57You wanted to be a big guy swashbuckler, didn't you?
01:05:01So what are you complaining about?
01:05:03You should be thanking me.
01:05:06No, please, Mr. Dutchman, sir.
01:05:09I changed my mind.
01:05:10I don't want to be a swashbuckler anymore.
01:05:13Oh, don't fret, sailor.
01:05:16All you need to do is find someone to trick into trading places with you.
01:05:21It only took me, uh, let's see, uh, 500 years.
01:05:29Oh.
01:05:33Now I finally get to go home.
01:05:37Yep, we gotta run.
01:05:39Huh?
01:05:39Whoa.
01:05:40Oof.
01:05:41Wait.
01:05:42Aren't you taking me?
01:05:44Why would I do that?
01:05:45I don't need you anymore.
01:06:12What have I done?
01:06:15It's not your fault, lad.
01:06:17It was my lion that led you here.
01:06:20And now we're cursed to be ghosts.
01:06:23Forever.
01:06:26Forever?
01:06:29Forever.
01:06:30Forever, forever?
01:06:33Forever, forever.
01:06:37Forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever.
01:06:40Forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever.
01:06:44One more.
01:06:45Forever!
01:06:48Ghost Captain's Log. Tuesday, the 4,732nd, in the month of forever, in the year of eternity.
01:07:07I had it all. Good job, great friends. I should have stayed a bubble blower.
01:07:15She'll always be a bubble blower to me.
01:07:18I'm sorry, Patrick. I can't believe what a jerk I was. Can you ever forgive me?
01:07:34Oh, there's gotta be something we can do.
01:07:37I'm afraid there's nothing we can do. You made a deal with the Dutchman. It's hopeless.
01:07:43Oh, no. Bart?
01:07:47We're not letting that son of a perch win yet.
01:07:51I've read the Dutchman's deal, and I know what's in the fine print.
01:07:58Pursuant to the provisions outlined in the Official Pirate Curse Rulebook of 1586, it is hereby stipulated that the recipient
01:08:03of an officially designated curse is afforded the chance to rectify and nullify all baits and burdens through demolition. It's
01:08:07done so within the morrow. And so on, and so forth.
01:08:08Of course. Break the horn before sunset and you'll reverse the curse.
01:08:15How do you understand that?
01:08:17I don't know.
01:08:20Oh, but the pirate formerly known as the Flying Dutchman took it to the surface.
01:08:25The surface? I can get us there.
01:08:34Remember, you can only go to the surface this one time. When the sun sets, the curse is permanent.
01:08:43I told you! I don't know!
01:08:47Ah!
01:08:49Bye, everybody!
01:08:53Hopefully not forever!
01:08:55Bye, SpongeBob!
01:08:57You know, for a doofus, you've got a pretty good head on your shoulders.
01:09:01What? Where? Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
01:09:05Oh, come on. I'll give you guys a ride home.
01:09:11Remember, Boyo, break the hornpipe and reverse the curse.
01:09:16Right! Break the pipe, reverse the curse.
01:09:19Break that pipe, reverse that curse.
01:09:25Reverse that curse!
01:09:26Break it! Break it!
01:09:27Reverse it!
01:09:28B-b-b-b-b-b-b-break that curse!
01:09:35We made it!
01:09:37Oh, but it's so big up here. The Dutchman could be anywhere.
01:09:41Well, we better find him quick.
01:09:43There's no telling what trouble that cutthroat pirate will cause.
01:09:51I'm here, surface world.
01:09:55And I am ready...
01:09:59...to party!
01:10:02Let's go!
01:10:08Come out!
01:10:23Here we go!
01:10:26Here we go!
01:10:47Here we go!
01:11:02Break that pipe!
01:11:04Reverse that curse!
01:11:05Here we go!
01:11:30Here we go!
01:11:41Here we go!
01:11:42Here we go!
01:11:44Here we go!
01:11:45No!
01:12:03A roller coaster?
01:12:05Why did it have to be a roller coaster?
01:12:07What?
01:12:08Come on, SpongeBob!
01:12:09We gotta stop him!
01:12:10Hey! There he is!
01:12:13Dude, no cuts!
01:12:15Oh, right. Sorry.
01:12:16Huh!
01:12:2630 minutes later...
01:12:32Next!
01:12:35See it's sunset!
01:12:37After those pasty white legs!
01:12:44He's getting away!
01:12:46He's getting away!
01:12:48Made it!
01:12:49Ha-ha!
01:12:49Oh, no!
01:12:51I'm on a roller coaster!
01:12:59You gotta be kidding me!
01:13:02You gotta be kidding me!
01:13:02What?
01:13:04Hold on, SpongeBob Scanty Bears!
01:13:11I gotta get off this thing!
01:13:13I gotta get off this thing!
01:13:14No, SpongeBob!
01:13:14What you gotta do is stay on this thing!
01:13:17And get that hornpipe!
01:13:20How am I gonna do that?
01:13:21You start by asking the right question!
01:13:24What would you do?
01:13:28What would you do?
01:13:30No, not me!
01:13:31You, SpongeBob!
01:13:33What would you do?
01:13:35Huh? How's that gonna help?
01:13:37You said it yourself!
01:13:38I'm not a big guy!
01:13:40I'm just a bubble blower!
01:13:42Well, I was wrong about bubble blowers, okay?
01:13:45They got more panache, guts, grit, moxie, and intestinal fortitude
01:13:49than any swashbuckler I ever met!
01:13:52SpongeBob, big guys aren't rough and tumble.
01:13:55They're... smart, and... loving, and... and brave, and...
01:14:01just fun to be around!
01:14:04Are you talking about me, Mr. Krabs?
01:14:07Of course I am!
01:14:08And you're the only one who can break our curse!
01:14:11So ask yourself, what would you do?
01:14:15Well, I'd blow a bubble!
01:14:17Then get blowing, you bubble-blowing big baby guy!
01:14:21That sun's about to set!
01:14:36Bulldog man!
01:14:38Don't look down, bubble boy!
01:14:41I'm... coming... for ya!
01:14:45Persistent little barnacle!
01:14:49Give me that!
01:14:53Wiener!
01:14:54Ten o'clock!
01:14:55Huh?
01:15:00Holy...
01:15:01Huh?
01:15:02I gotcha, lad!
01:15:03Nice catch, Mr. K!
01:15:05Now, let's go get that hornpipe!
01:15:10Miss me?
01:15:12I came here to do two things!
01:15:15Kick butt, and blow bubbles!
01:15:18Looks like I'm all out of butt!
01:15:31Hey!
01:15:33What are you doing?
01:15:36Cut it out!
01:15:38Get back!
01:15:51Seriously?
01:15:52Blowing a bubble was your big plan, baby boy?!
01:15:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hmm?
01:16:00Aaaaaaah!
01:16:16Oh, the poor boy! He's lost his mind!
01:16:20I'm fine, Mr. Krabs. It just tickled my belly.
01:16:23Ain't you scared?
01:16:24No, it's really fun.
01:16:39It doesn't even matter. Once the sun sets, I win!
01:16:46Mr. Krabs, look!
01:16:49It's your bubble.
01:16:54Hey, Dutchman, what happens again when the sun sets?
01:16:58I win.
01:17:00I win.
01:17:02I win!
01:17:09My hard life!
01:17:11One more time!
01:17:22The next time!
01:17:23And then, we'll go!
01:17:25The next time!
01:17:26The next time!
01:17:28Go!
01:17:30Go!
01:17:34Go!
01:17:41Oh, fish sticks.
01:17:46A vast barb.
01:17:49No hard feelings about leaving you behind.
01:17:53What say we pick up where we left off?
01:17:57Well, not exactly where we left off.
01:18:05Oh, outdone by a bubble blower.
01:18:23For proving his silliness, good nature, deity, merriment, sense of humor, high spirits, and bubble blowing ability,
01:18:33it is my great honor to present SpongeBob SquarePants with the official Big Guy Certificate.
01:18:42Uh, is this where I order?
01:18:45Wow, it's... isn't it beautiful?
01:18:49And to honor our beloved fry cook, all Krabby Patties are full price!
01:18:57Hey, wait a second.
01:19:00Thank you, Mr. Krabs.
01:19:02But I have to say, I couldn't have done it without my best bubble blowing buddy in the whole wide
01:19:08world.
01:19:09Congratulations.
01:19:10Patrick.
01:19:11Your name is Patrick, too?
01:19:13I think he means you.
01:19:15This award is half yours.
01:19:18Yay!
01:19:21Here's your half.
01:19:22I win!
01:19:27I'd also like to thank someone very special to me.
01:19:31My boss, my mentor, and most of all, my friend, Mr. Krabs.
01:19:37Oh, SpongeBob.
01:19:40This calls for an extra special bubble blow!
01:19:44Woo-hoo!
01:19:59Bikini bottom bubble hug!
01:20:01Is this really necessary?
01:20:05Ow!
01:20:05You're right, Gary.
01:20:07It does feel like something's missing.
01:20:17I can't believe they forgot me!
01:20:20Bobby's thinking for the...
01:20:24It's the big stuff!
01:20:27Who do you think you are?
01:20:30It's the big stuff!
01:20:37Stop playing with him, guys!
01:20:40Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.
01:20:45SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:20:47SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:20:49Big guy, big guy, big guy.
01:20:52Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.
01:20:53SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:20:55SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:20:57If they wake up, I'm feeling my best.
01:21:00I bend over, I do my little stretch.
01:21:02Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch.
01:21:04Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my chest.
01:21:06I blow bubbles so big like Mrs. Pup.
01:21:08I be locked in like, no, this isn't love.
01:21:10Eating fancy like, no, this isn't chump.
01:21:12With my bestie like, everything's fun.
01:21:14Big guy, big guy, big, big guy, big guy.
01:21:18SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:20SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:22Big guy, big guy, big, big guy, big guy.
01:21:27SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:29SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:31Big things about a half in a day.
01:21:33I woke up feeling a brand new way.
01:21:35Dancing the world in a brand new way.
01:21:37SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:39Tight-fist, square hips.
01:21:41Doing a dance in my big guy pants.
01:21:43The baddest at the top of the list I am.
01:21:45And on my plugs, they came fresh out of clam.
01:21:47Big guy, big guy, big, big guy.
01:21:50Big guy, big guy.
01:21:52SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:54SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:56Big guy, big guy.
01:21:58Big, big guy, big guy.
01:22:00SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:02SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:04I woke up to wake up, I'm feeling my best.
01:22:06Big things about a half in a day.
01:22:08I bend over, I do my little stretch.
01:22:10I woke up feeling a brand new way.
01:22:13Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch.
01:22:15Dancing the world in a brand new way.
01:22:17Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my chest.
01:22:19SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:21Big guy, big guy, big guy.
01:22:25SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:27SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:29Big guy, big guy, big guy.
01:22:33Big guy, big guy.
01:22:33SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:36SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:37SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:38SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:39SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:42SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:42SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:43SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:44SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:44SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay.
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