00:02So, is this something you do often on a date?
00:05This is not a date.
00:08The whiskey and the pills. I found these.
00:10I called your mom and you have to stay here until she gets here.
00:13Hi, okay, my name is Max and I have this girl by the name of Allison Sullivan unconscious in my
00:19apartment.
00:20You fooled my mom. She's gonna think I'm crazy.
00:23It's been a very challenging day.
00:24She's mentally unstable.
00:26Who is she? Do I know her?
00:28It's your boss.
00:32Forget that. I'm going to call the cops.
00:35I'm going to give you $5,000 to do me this little favor.
00:39Okay, yeah, I can do that.
00:42You stop it.
00:42People are going to come looking for me.
00:44Yeah, no, God, no, please, stop it.
00:47You've got warrants, remember?
00:49You're a cop.
00:50Dude.
00:51What?
00:51What are you going to do about this ticket?
00:54I am a law enforcement officer.
00:56And if you don't quit this shit, then I'm going to haul you in.
01:00If this sucks, we're watching Pretty Woman.
01:02No, we're not.
01:03Can we do something else?
01:07Funny.
01:08Comedy.
01:09Okay, listen to the clue before you answer.
01:13I think I got robbed.
01:14Two.
01:15Am I a clown?
01:16Will Ferrell.
01:19Lucille Ball.
01:21Where is that coming from?
01:23Oh.
01:23That's three.
01:25Ray Liotta is in it.
01:27Feel the Dream.
01:27Joe Pesci is in it.
01:29The...
01:29I think he won an Academy Award for this.
01:31I am Sam.
01:33One more shot.
01:34He ends up in the FBI informant at the end
01:37and then goes in the witness protection program.
01:40Witness.
01:42No.
01:43You told me you were a cop.
01:45I said I was a law enforcement officer.
01:47I showed you my parking enforcement badge.
01:52Excuse me, who are you again?
01:54That's his new girlfriend.
01:56No.
01:57She's not.
01:57Ugh.
02:02Hey!
02:03Ah!
02:09What the hell?
02:11What the hell?
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