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00:00:08You
00:00:48Oh, my God.
00:01:05Roxanne?
00:01:34What's wrong?
00:01:36Oh, my God.
00:01:38Oh, my God.
00:01:47Oh, my God.
00:01:54Oh, my God.
00:02:10Hello? Hello?
00:02:11Max, where the heck are you, man?
00:02:13PJ?
00:02:14You should have been here an hour ago.
00:02:15What? What are you... Hold on.
00:02:18Oh, no.
00:02:19Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off.
00:02:22No way, man. It's now or never.
00:02:25You better get a move on. I'll meet you in my locker.
00:02:30Morning, son.
00:02:32Dad?
00:02:33Oops. I forgot.
00:02:37Morning, son.
00:02:39Came to see if you had any dirty clothes.
00:02:42Well, there they are. Help yourself.
00:02:44Max, I thought we talked about this.
00:02:46Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later.
00:02:49What's the big rush?
00:02:50I'm running late.
00:02:51I could drive more on my way to work.
00:02:53No, no thanks. I need an exercise.
00:02:56Oh, come on, Max.
00:02:59Dad!
00:03:05Oh, Dad, you ruined it.
00:03:08Sorry about that.
00:03:10Who was he, anyway?
00:03:11It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet.
00:03:14Oh, not bigger than Xavier Cougat, the Mambo King.
00:03:20Everybody Mambo.
00:03:21Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:03:22Come on, come on, there's no time for this.
00:03:24Hold on, let the neighbors see us.
00:03:29Maxie, wait up.
00:03:31You forgot your lunch.
00:03:33Have a good day.
00:03:56No more Jim.
00:04:01No more Jim.
00:04:02No more Jim.
00:04:03No more Jim.
00:04:03Gotta move to the mall, gotta live in the pool
00:04:06Gonna talk to Roxanne and I feel like a fool
00:04:10Cause after today, I'm gonna make a mistake
00:04:13After today, she'll be mine
00:04:17After today, my brains will be still insane
00:04:20If I don't faint, I'll be fine
00:04:23I've got 41 minutes of home economics
00:04:26Been down with the textbook and up with the comics
00:04:29Just think of all the time I've been losing
00:04:33Finding the right thing to say
00:04:35But things will be going my way
00:04:38After today
00:04:40She looked right through me
00:04:42And who could blame her?
00:04:46I need a new me
00:04:49Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goop
00:04:52And after today, I'm gonna make a mistake
00:04:55No more pep rallies, you can't
00:04:58After today, our brains will be still insane
00:05:02I'm gonna sit on my bus
00:05:05I've got less than an hour
00:05:07And when this is ended
00:05:08I'll either be famous
00:05:10Or you'll be suspended
00:05:11Just think of all the time I've been losing
00:05:15Waiting until I can sing
00:05:18Gonna be on my own, Mr. Parents
00:05:20And I'm gonna party from now
00:05:23Till the end of July
00:05:24Things will be going my way
00:05:27After today
00:05:32I wish that this was the day
00:05:35After today
00:05:44Are you alright?
00:05:45Yeah, I'm okay
00:05:47I just
00:05:47There I was
00:05:49I can't believe I did that
00:06:08She finally says hi to me
00:06:09And what do I do?
00:06:10I choke
00:06:13I yuck
00:06:14The big spaz
00:06:15Where have you been, buddy?
00:06:18Hi, Peach
00:06:19Did you get the camera?
00:06:20Look, Max
00:06:21If my dad catches me with this
00:06:22He'll kill me
00:06:23Are you sure we gotta do this?
00:06:25It's my only chance, Peach
00:06:27To Roxanne
00:06:28I'm just a nobody
00:06:30But after today
00:06:34Bobby
00:06:37Wow, look
00:06:37All this is for us?
00:06:40Mmm
00:06:42Slurpage
00:06:43Oh, this is gonna be so great, man
00:06:46Dude, need fundage, bro
00:06:47Oh, your feet
00:06:48Yeah, yeah, right here
00:06:53Cheddar
00:06:56Cheddar whizzy
00:07:05It's pretty scrumptious
00:07:09Let's do it, ladies
00:07:13As student body president
00:07:14I just wanna say, like, yay
00:07:16To all of us for a really neat year
00:07:18Yo, Stacy
00:07:18Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby
00:07:22And also that I hope you can all attend
00:07:24My totally amazing end of school party
00:07:26Next Saturday
00:07:26To watch the Powerline concert
00:07:28Live on pay-per-view
00:07:30Thank you
00:07:31Thank you very much
00:07:32And now, without further ado
00:07:34Principal Mazur
00:07:39Thank you, Stacy
00:07:40And good morning, boys and girls
00:07:43You know, every year
00:07:45On the last day of school
00:07:46I have several youngsters
00:07:48Approach me and say
00:07:50Principal Mazur
00:07:51What can we do
00:07:53To not waste our summer vacation?
00:07:55We don't wanna waste our free time
00:07:57Sleeping or visiting friends
00:08:00Say, uh, Roxanne
00:08:01About Stacy's part
00:08:08How you, uh
00:08:09How you doing down there, Bobby?
00:08:11Don't give me that attitude, you guys
00:08:13I'm doing it all for you
00:08:17This is nuts
00:08:18I don't know why I'll let you guys
00:08:20Talk me into this
00:08:21If my dad finds out
00:08:22He's gonna nuke my entire existence
00:08:24Up the element
00:08:25Or
00:08:26I hope this works
00:08:30How about
00:08:31Science slumber parties
00:08:52Some people settle for the typical thing
00:08:55Living all their lives
00:08:57Waiting in the wings
00:08:58It ain't a question of it
00:09:00Just a matter of time
00:09:01Before I move to the fun of my life
00:09:05Once you're watching every movement I make
00:09:08You gotta believe that I gotta work
00:09:12So stand now
00:09:14And I'm gonna try
00:09:15You know, if I wanna shout out loud
00:09:18Somebody's the only
00:09:20Maybe you'll see
00:09:21Gonna stand now
00:09:24Cause they're doing me
00:09:26A little smuggish
00:09:31If I could make you stop and take a look at me
00:09:34Instead of just
00:09:35Walking by
00:09:38There's nothing that I wouldn't do
00:09:40If it was getting you to notice
00:09:42I'm alone
00:09:45All I need is have a chance
00:09:46A second thought, a second whistle, proof
00:09:48I got whatever it takes
00:09:51It's a piece of cake
00:09:53Stand now
00:09:54Wow, look at that guy
00:09:58Well, tonight's the only
00:10:01Face you'll see
00:10:02Gonna stand now
00:10:06Hey, it's the goof boy
00:10:14We're busted
00:10:24Come on, smile
00:10:27Smiley-wiley
00:10:31Oh, come on, Kimmy
00:10:32Give me a big
00:10:49Stop goofing around
00:10:51We got work to do
00:10:53Okay, Kimmy
00:10:54Back to mommy now
00:11:04Oh, you have such a way with children
00:11:08You have such a way with children
00:11:12Okay, now
00:11:13Who's next over here?
00:11:15Side goof
00:11:15Let a pro show you how it's done
00:11:17Okay
00:11:19Who's next over here?
00:11:21Oh, hello, precious
00:11:23You lucky woman
00:11:28Now, now, now
00:11:29You come on here, honey
00:11:30It's picture time
00:11:31Peek-a-boo
00:11:32She is so cute
00:11:34Peek-a-boo
00:11:36Of course, Pete
00:11:37You sure are good with kids
00:11:39Oh, yeah
00:11:39Well, they love me
00:11:42Why, PJ
00:11:43He's been begging me
00:11:45To take him on vacation this summer
00:11:46Really?
00:11:47Where are you going?
00:11:48Camping
00:11:49Nothing like the great outdoors
00:11:51To strengthen the bond
00:11:52Between a father and a son
00:11:55Oh, Max would never go for anything like that
00:11:58I don't know, goof
00:11:59Gimme, gimme, gimme
00:12:00Something's wrong
00:12:01When a kid won't spend time with his parents
00:12:03Well, for all you know, he's running around with some gang
00:12:06And stealing stuff
00:12:07And causing riots
00:12:09And
00:12:09Oh, Max is a good kid
00:12:12He'd never get mixed up in something like that
00:12:22I'm a failure
00:12:24Complete loser
00:12:25My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it
00:12:29Uh-huh
00:12:31Max, look
00:12:32It's the leaning tower of Cheeza
00:12:35Oh, man
00:12:40My dad is gonna smash me like a bug
00:12:43Hey, PJ, detention
00:12:47Robert Zemerewski
00:12:50Okay, I'm coming
00:12:52Max, here
00:12:53Guard this with your life, dude
00:13:03Hey, Maz
00:13:04Uh, what's up, bro?
00:13:06All right
00:13:07And then my parents' air conditioning went on the fridge
00:13:09So I figured with all those kids in my house
00:13:10The place would be like a sauna
00:13:11So I'm all freaked out
00:13:12But then I thought, like, use it
00:13:13So my theme's gonna be
00:13:14Power line goes rainforest
00:13:16Too much?
00:13:18Roxanne
00:13:18Are you listening?
00:13:25Stacy, no, I don't want to
00:13:26Talk to him
00:13:34Tap him
00:13:46Gosh, I'm sorry
00:13:47It's okay
00:13:48Really
00:13:52Um, I liked your dance
00:13:54Yeah
00:13:56Yeah?
00:13:57Uh, yeah, it's from Power line's new video
00:13:59I know, he's, he's totally genius
00:14:01Yeah, he's, uh, he's doing a concert next week in LA
00:14:03Oh, yeah
00:14:04Stacy's showing it at her party
00:14:05Yeah
00:14:06Yeah
00:14:09Um, uh, Roxanne
00:14:11I was, uh, sort of kind of thinking that maybe I'd, um, ask you to go with me
00:14:18That is, to the party
00:14:20Of course, if you don't want to, I'd completely understand
00:14:22Well, I was sort of kind of thinking that I'd love to
00:14:27Yeah?
00:14:28Yeah
00:14:29Good
00:14:30Great
00:14:30Terrific
00:14:31Wonderful
00:14:31All right
00:14:32Okay
00:14:33Come on, Roxanne
00:14:34We don't want to belabor the moment now, do we?
00:14:37Well, I better be going
00:14:38I'll, uh, call you later
00:14:41Okay
00:14:41Bye
00:14:42Oh
00:14:47See, that wasn't so bad
00:14:49I told you men are easy to deal with
00:14:50Yes, she said yes
00:14:56Everybody mumble
00:15:01It's not my brain yet
00:15:06Yeah, dance with her
00:15:08Move with her
00:15:11Miss Maybone
00:15:13Get that boy's father on the phone at once
00:15:16Right away
00:15:18Hello
00:15:19Uh, yes, Mr. Goof
00:15:22This is Principal Mazur
00:15:23This is Principal Mazur
00:15:24I'm calling in regard to your son, Maximilian
00:15:27Max?
00:15:28Oh my gosh
00:15:28Is he hurt?
00:15:29No, Mr. Goof
00:15:31He's in trouble
00:15:32Trouble?
00:15:33What kind of trouble?
00:15:34Dressed like a gang member
00:15:36Gang member?
00:15:36Your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy
00:15:42Riot?
00:15:42It couldn't be mine
00:15:44If I were you, Mr. Goof
00:15:45I'd seriously reevaluate the way you're raising your child
00:15:48Before he ends up in the electric chair
00:15:51The electric chair
00:15:56What am I gonna do?
00:16:01Blue light special on aisle three
00:16:03Blue light special on aisle three
00:16:23Lake Destiny
00:16:26Okay, kiddo
00:16:28Now, smile
00:16:29Lake Destiny, Idaho
00:16:31Lake Hooter, bro
00:16:32You were right, Pete
00:16:33Nothing like the great outdoors
00:16:35To strengthen the bond between father and son
00:16:38You said so yourself
00:16:39Well, yeah, but
00:16:40I'm going fishing
00:16:41I'm going fishing with my boy
00:16:44Yeah
00:16:46Okay, precious
00:16:47Give me a big smile
00:16:58Cool concert, lad
00:16:59What?
00:17:00You're well, bud
00:17:03Hey, Max
00:17:04Wicked dance
00:17:05Thanks
00:17:06Forget it, girl
00:17:07He's Roxanne
00:17:08Way to go, man
00:17:09I just heard about you and Roxanne
00:17:12Oh, Pete, come on
00:17:13See, see
00:17:15I told you our plan would work
00:17:17Max
00:17:18Max
00:17:19Max
00:17:20Max
00:17:21Max
00:17:22Max
00:17:24Max
00:17:25Max
00:17:26Max
00:17:37It's a piece of cake
00:17:38So stand out
00:17:40Above the crowd
00:17:42Even if I gotta shout out loud
00:17:45It's the only
00:17:46You know
00:17:48I'm gonna stand now, stand now, eh, stand now, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, stand now.
00:17:58So I ain't the only face you see, gonna stand now.
00:18:04So you notice me.
00:18:07Going somewhere, Pop?
00:18:08Sure are, pal, Rooney.
00:18:11Cool.
00:18:11Have a good time, Dad.
00:18:12If you're gonna be gone more than a month, drop me a line.
00:18:14But Max, this isn't just my vacation.
00:18:17It's a vacation with me and my best buddy.
00:18:20Oh, Donald Duck?
00:18:21No, silly.
00:18:22With you.
00:18:28Are you okay, Maxie?
00:18:30What did you say?
00:18:32That's right.
00:18:33A vacation, son.
00:18:35We'll spend some real quality time together.
00:18:38I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:18:39Hey, got a present for you.
00:18:41No, stop it.
00:18:42I can't wait.
00:18:42I can't wait.
00:18:46You look just like I did at your age.
00:18:49Please don't say that, Dad.
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51I saved the best for last.
00:18:54It's been handed down from goof to goof to goof.
00:18:58A mile?
00:18:59It's your son.
00:19:01A stick?
00:19:02No, silly.
00:19:03A fishing pole.
00:19:05Fishing?
00:19:06We're going fishing?
00:19:07Yup.
00:19:08Just like my dad and me did.
00:19:09Two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny.
00:19:13Away from it all.
00:19:15I don't wanna be away from it all, Dad.
00:19:17I like it all.
00:19:19Hey, look, Maxie.
00:19:20We're using the same map me and my dad used.
00:19:23We'll take the same route and make the same stops and see the same sights.
00:19:28But that trip would take weeks, Dad.
00:19:30Exactly.
00:19:31Getting there is half the fun.
00:19:33Put the map away, Dad.
00:19:34It's not gonna happen.
00:19:35I'm telling you.
00:19:36Careful, bud.
00:19:36It'll wrinkle my past.
00:19:38And our future.
00:19:40What the map says, Max, we will follow.
00:19:44That's very mystical and everything, Dad.
00:19:46But seriously, there's this party I have to go to.
00:19:49Oh, there'll be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie.
00:19:52Why, when I was your age, I'd never even been invited to a party.
00:19:56Look at me now.
00:19:57Great, Dad.
00:19:59Up in, Maxie.
00:20:04All right, then.
00:20:06Guess I'll just have to go all alone.
00:20:09That's all.
00:20:11Just sit in the boat all alone.
00:20:15And talk to myself all alone.
00:20:19I guess so.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21Off you.
00:20:22No, Dad.
00:20:22Just hop right in there.
00:20:24No.
00:20:25Come on, Maxie.
00:20:26Go for it.
00:20:27Get stuck.
00:20:29Just bump me up.
00:20:30And we're ready for takeoff.
00:20:35Set for adventure, Maxie?
00:20:37Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
00:20:39Because I don't want you to end up in the electric chair.
00:20:43Electric chair?
00:20:44I'm not giving up on you, son.
00:20:47Together, we're going to work this out.
00:20:49Work this out?
00:20:50But, Dad...
00:20:51No buts about it, Maxie boy.
00:20:52Your old pop knows best.
00:20:55But...
00:20:59Goodbye, house.
00:21:00Goodbye, my old aunt.
00:21:03Goodbye, pile of broken wood.
00:21:08Goodbye, hopes.
00:21:09Goodbye, dreams.
00:21:10Goodbye, Roxanne.
00:21:13Roxanne?
00:21:13Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first.
00:21:15I have to talk to someone.
00:21:16Well...
00:21:17Get down!
00:21:19Dad, Dad, watch out!
00:21:25Now, make it quick, Maxie boy.
00:21:27We gotta put some road behind us.
00:21:31You're getting canceled your first date in less than an hour.
00:21:35Must be some kind of lame old record.
00:21:42Hi.
00:21:43Is Roxanne home?
00:21:45Oh, my name is Max.
00:21:49Does Roxanne live here?
00:21:51Does she even live on this block?
00:21:53Wait!
00:21:54It's okay, Daddy.
00:21:55Max is a friend from school.
00:21:58Go on.
00:22:00Go on.
00:22:01Good Daddy.
00:22:03Hey, Max.
00:22:04I haven't.
00:22:05You wanna...
00:22:06Have a seat?
00:22:08He...
00:22:09Oh.
00:22:13Daddy!
00:22:15I promise he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party.
00:22:18Yeah, that's, uh, sort of why I came by.
00:22:21I'm really looking forward to it, Max.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24I was, too.
00:22:26Was?
00:22:27You see, my dad's on this stupid father-son kick and...
00:22:30Well, don't worry about it, Max.
00:22:31It's just a dumb party.
00:22:32No, it's not.
00:22:33Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you.
00:22:35I...
00:22:35No, I...
00:22:36Max, I understand.
00:22:37But my dad surprised me.
00:22:38I don't even wanna go, but I have no choice.
00:22:40I'm sure I can find someone else.
00:22:42Someone else?
00:22:43I'll just talk to you later.
00:22:45Um, uh...
00:22:46Roxanne, uh...
00:22:47My dad is, uh...
00:22:49My dad's taking me to the Powerline concert in L.A.
00:22:52Your dad's taking you clear across the country just to see a concert?
00:22:57Uh...
00:22:57Well, you see, uh, my dad...
00:22:59Um...
00:23:00Knows...
00:23:00Knows Powerline.
00:23:02They used to play together.
00:23:03In a band.
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:05Come on, son.
00:23:07Let's get this show on the road.
00:23:09Just a minute.
00:23:10You party animal, you.
00:23:16You're really serious.
00:23:18Absolutely.
00:23:21So, uh...
00:23:22You aren't still thinking of going with someone else, are you?
00:23:25Well, I guess...
00:23:26Because I was hoping I could, uh, wave to you on stage when we join Powerline for the final number.
00:23:33This is incredible.
00:23:35Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.
00:23:39Mwah.
00:23:43Have a great time at the concert, Max.
00:23:45Uh, man.
00:23:46I'll see you on TV.
00:23:48I'm in deep sludge.
00:23:59They walk.
00:24:00Well, here we are, out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boyhood.
00:24:06And here's Maxie.
00:24:09Say hi, Max.
00:24:11Well, how about a wave?
00:24:13Not now, Dad.
00:24:15What a getter.
00:24:25What in games I used to play with my dad?
00:24:28Road bingo.
00:24:30Twenty qu...
00:24:30Hey, Maxie.
00:24:32Uh, let's play a game.
00:24:33You think of a name, and I'll try and guess who it is.
00:24:36Uh, man or woman?
00:24:37Oh, man.
00:24:38Man.
00:24:39Oh, man.
00:24:40Hmm.
00:24:41That's a toughie.
00:24:42Oh, let's see.
00:24:44Walt Disney.
00:24:45Right.
00:24:46I'm good at this.
00:24:48Now, uh, I'll think of one.
00:24:49Hmm.
00:24:53Oh, you want to sing a song, huh?
00:24:56Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time.
00:25:01High hopes.
00:25:03He's got high hopes.
00:25:06He's got high apple pie in the sky.
00:25:11High hopes.
00:25:15Hoops, there goes another rubber drink.
00:25:21Hoops, there goes another.
00:25:24Hoops, there goes.
00:25:27Hoops.
00:25:29Oh, great, Dad.
00:25:35Now we don't have any music.
00:25:37Oh, Maxie, it's not so bad.
00:25:39We'll just have to entertain ourselves.
00:25:56Oh, my God.
00:26:00And I'll take the seat.
00:26:01Oh, my God.
00:26:01Oh, my God.
00:26:01Oh, my God.
00:26:14Do you need a break from modern living?
00:26:18Do you long to shed your weary load?
00:26:22If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried,
00:26:25just grab a friend and take a ride together
00:26:28on the open road.
00:26:30Come on, Maxie!
00:26:33All in all, I'd rather have detention.
00:26:37All in all, I'd rather eat a toad.
00:26:41An old man drives like such a crutch
00:26:44that I'm about to hurl my guts directly
00:26:47upon the open road.
00:26:50There's nothing can upset me
00:26:52because now we're on our way.
00:26:54Our trusty map will guide us straight and through.
00:26:59Roxanne, please don't forget me.
00:27:01I will return someday.
00:27:03Though I may be in traction when I do.
00:27:06Be a Max, relaxing like the old days.
00:27:10Stand dragging breath and acting.
00:27:12Kind of mad, I think I may explode.
00:27:16Gonna see that highway, I could cry.
00:27:18You know, that's funny.
00:27:19So could I just be a man out on the open road?
00:27:30Howdy, boys!
00:27:31Is this the way to Nashville?
00:27:34Watch it, Mac!
00:27:35Oh, you'll be getting told!
00:27:38I'm in no hurry to arrive
00:27:41because I'll be tired in 65
00:27:43the next time I seize the open road.
00:27:49There's the week of rest and relaxation
00:27:52Yeah!
00:27:53And the odd romantic episode
00:27:56Very odd!
00:27:57Look!
00:27:58I'm teleported in your bus.
00:28:00Look out, Richard Maxi,
00:28:01my dust from now on.
00:28:03I all feel fit-ro.
00:28:06It's me and little Maxi,
00:28:08my pipsqueak pioneer.
00:28:10Their partners forever whispered home.
00:28:13Yee-haw!
00:28:14Could someone call a taxi
00:28:16and get me out of here
00:28:18to Beverly Hills 90210?
00:28:22Oh, every day, another new adventure.
00:28:27Every mile, another new zip code.
00:28:31And the cares we have
00:28:32are wonderful
00:28:33And I'd go with them if I could.
00:28:36I've got no strings on me
00:28:37I'm feelin' fancy-free
00:28:39How wonderful to be!
00:28:43Wonderful!
00:28:46Wonderful!
00:28:47Wonderful!
00:28:49Wonderful!
00:28:50Wonderful!
00:28:51Wonderful!
00:28:54Wonderful!
00:29:03Enjoy 풀inar on theなるほど
00:29:14You
00:29:15gonna get us killed Home
00:29:17don't you just give me the map? Oh
00:29:19No,
00:29:19thanks, son. Navigating's
00:29:21a big responsibility. You wouldn't want
00:29:24to spoil the big surprise. I'm taking him
00:29:27to some place pretty special.
00:29:37It's even better than I remembered
00:29:38Yeah, fun, tell you what I'm just gonna wait right here in the car
00:29:46You party pooper, come on, this is gonna be fun
00:29:51Oh, howdy there, folks
00:29:53Lester's is proud to present the possum posse jamboree
00:30:00Here it is
00:30:04Kiss the join
00:30:11Howdy, folks
00:30:13Who's your favorite possum?
00:30:16Lester!
00:30:19Got us a seat right up front
00:30:22Let me introduce you to the posse
00:30:24Here's Buford, Beulah, and Mordecai
00:30:29Hey, Lester, ready for yodeling?
00:30:33Sure am, Buford
00:30:34Now gather round, my possum pals
00:30:36Join the jamboree
00:30:37Come boot and howling holler from the heart
00:30:40This is pathetic
00:30:42Here's the possum part
00:30:46Join in, folks, it's yodeling time
00:30:55This is the possum part
00:31:08Don't you wanna be hanging from a tree
00:31:10We're mighty glad to see you
00:31:12And the parking's always free
00:31:15Here at Leicester's
00:31:18Pop, pop, pop
00:31:21Awesome, fun, cool, cool
00:31:28Hey, that's the ticket
00:31:30I'll be right back with a little possum pal
00:31:33My life's a living
00:31:35Hello, little buddy
00:31:39Who's your favorite possum?
00:31:42Don't touch me
00:31:43Aw, why such a long face?
00:31:47You're so sad
00:31:49I know, you need a big hug from Leicester
00:31:53Don't even think about it
00:31:55See, now you feel all good inside
00:31:59Beat it, doofus
00:32:02Oh, no, no, dad, not that, please
00:32:07There you go, sport
00:32:09What say we get our picture taken?
00:32:14You've got to be kidding
00:32:16All right, but you're missing out
00:32:22Why, you son?
00:32:26Hey, everyone, check out the door
00:32:28Say, pataplest
00:32:30Flassy, flas
00:32:36Get it, get it, get it
00:32:38Get up, get up, get up, get up
00:32:41Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up
00:32:41Fuck, whisper, maxi
00:32:45Whoa, no
00:32:47Thanks, no, please
00:32:50That gut's a bad
00:32:52That gut's a bad
00:33:00It's George, it's George Jr.
00:33:25Max!
00:33:27Hey, what the heck you trying to do?
00:33:30Trying to get away from you.
00:33:32Me? What'd I do?
00:33:35Forget it.
00:33:36I thought we was having fun.
00:33:38What's the matter?
00:33:39Nothing, let's just go.
00:33:41Come on!
00:33:54I dropped your hat.
00:33:56This is the stupidest vacation!
00:33:59You drag me from home, you jammed me in this dumb car that drives a million miles away,
00:34:02and see some stupid rat show!
00:34:05Call me when the trip's over.
00:34:15Wait!
00:34:29Wait!
00:34:32Wait!
00:34:53Hey, Max.
00:34:54You want to get in some fishing practice?
00:34:57Just a couple of days till we get to Lake Destiny.
00:35:01Maybe later.
00:35:36Well, now that's camping.
00:35:40Oh, did you say something, Max?
00:35:48Mate? Goofy?
00:35:51What a serendipity doodah.
00:35:54Who'd have thunk it, huh?
00:35:56Is PJ here?
00:35:58Oh, yeah.
00:35:59I'm sure he's loafing around here somewhere.
00:36:02It ain't a question of how or just a matter of week.
00:36:06You get the message that I'm trying to see.
00:36:08I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head.
00:36:12And you know I'm going all the good way to see.
00:36:15Oh, what a goop.
00:36:17To stand out above the crowd.
00:36:20Even if you've got to shout out loud.
00:36:23No matter what the look, it's Max, I get...
00:36:25Max!
00:36:26Whoa!
00:36:27Small wilderness, dude.
00:36:29Didn't expect to run into you.
00:36:31Apparently not.
00:36:31You're just jealous, man, because you ain't got the moves.
00:36:35Yeah, you can keep the moves.
00:36:37But I wouldn't mind having this RV.
00:36:40Oh.
00:36:41You're so lucky, man.
00:36:42Me?
00:36:43Oh, come on.
00:36:44You're the star.
00:36:45What, what, what do you mean?
00:36:46Going to the Powerline concert?
00:36:48Oh, it's unbelievable, man.
00:36:50Who told you about that?
00:36:51Hey, come on.
00:36:52Everybody in town knows about it, Max.
00:36:54You are going to be famous, buddy.
00:36:57Especially with Roxanne.
00:37:00There's, uh, only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peach.
00:37:04Who?
00:37:05My dad.
00:37:07So tell me, Goof, is that kid of yours still giving you guff?
00:37:10I don't know what's wrong.
00:37:12Just seems like everything I try only drives Max further away.
00:37:17Maybe you ought to just back off.
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:19Wrong, Goof.
00:37:21Look, if you keep them under your thumb,
00:37:24they'll never end up in the gutter.
00:37:32Too bad, Pete.
00:37:34Almost.
00:37:35Almost?
00:37:36Watch this.
00:37:38PJ!
00:37:40Here, sir.
00:37:41Coming, sir.
00:37:41Yes, sir.
00:37:47Woo-hoo!
00:37:48Strike, Ola!
00:37:49Yeah!
00:37:51Yes!
00:37:51And the crowd goes wild.
00:37:54High five, son!
00:37:55Psych!
00:37:58Say, Goof, why don't you two stay for dinner?
00:38:01Cool.
00:38:02Oh, no thanks, Pete.
00:38:03Max and I have some fish to catch.
00:38:05Dad, we can do that tomorrow.
00:38:07So, uh, what are we having?
00:38:09But, Max, I thought...
00:38:11Under your thumb, Goof.
00:38:14Max-a-million.
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Get your gear, little man.
00:38:18We're going fishing.
00:38:21And I mean now.
00:38:23Don't die.
00:38:32Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
00:38:34Oh, now, come on.
00:38:34That never stopped me.
00:38:36Let me show you a little family secret
00:38:38handed down through about 12 or 13 Goof generations.
00:38:42The perfect cast.
00:38:44The perfect what?
00:38:45The perfect cast.
00:38:47My dad taught it to me when I was about your age.
00:38:49Okay, now, watch carefully.
00:38:52You gotta be loose.
00:38:56Relaxed.
00:38:56With your feet apart.
00:38:58And you...
00:38:59Ten o'clock.
00:39:00Two o'clock.
00:39:02Quarter to three.
00:39:03Tour your pay.
00:39:04Twist.
00:39:05Over.
00:39:05Pot-a-do.
00:39:06I'm a little teapot.
00:39:08Damn, I'm a wind-up!
00:39:11Huh?
00:39:12It'll let her fly!
00:39:14The perfect cast.
00:39:30And now, we reel her in.
00:39:48Quick, get the camera!
00:39:54Must be over three pounds.
00:39:57Hey, I don't want to miss this.
00:40:01Look, Max.
00:40:03Uh, Dad?
00:40:05It's Bigfoot!
00:40:07Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
00:40:09You're out of focus.
00:40:14What's the idea?
00:40:17Bigfoot!
00:40:22We hold the legendary Bigfoot.
00:40:25We hold the legendary Bigfoot.
00:40:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:40:29It's locked.
00:40:31Quick, the sunroof!
00:40:34Hurry up!
00:40:37Hurry up!
00:40:46I can't believe it.
00:40:49Bigfoot.
00:40:50And I got the only video.
00:40:52We're gonna be famous.
00:41:00Let's just get out of here
00:41:24Is he gone yet?
00:41:37Nope, still here
00:41:45Gee, Max, is that big foot in your stomach?
00:41:48Man, I'm starving
00:41:52Alphabet soup coming up
00:42:00Dad, Dad
00:42:03Dad!
00:42:05Stop playing around, he's coming
00:42:20I'm a woman's man, no time
00:42:22I'm a woman's man
00:42:23I'm a woman's man
00:42:24I'm a woman's man
00:42:25I'm a woman's man
00:42:26I'm a woman's man
00:42:29Well, it's nice to know this thing's good for something
00:42:56I'm a woman
00:43:01oh come on sure you do you used to spell things out using the letters like uh hi dad or
00:43:07maxi or
00:43:08ambidextrous yeah that's oh no little words like uh hasta la vista like bye-bye or i pledge allegiance
00:43:17or i love you is it soup yet oh almost forgot whoa where'd you learn to do that your granddad
00:43:32taught
00:43:33me that when we went to yosemite you two did a lot together huh yep my dad was my heaven
00:43:44um how's the soup not bad i'm not
00:43:51what
00:44:01well we might as well get some shut eye i don't think we're going anywhere tonight
00:44:25bye maxi
00:44:38oh
00:44:40oh
00:44:41oh
00:44:41oh
00:44:42oh
00:44:42oh
00:44:43oh
00:44:45oh
00:44:46oh
00:44:49oh
00:44:49oh
00:44:49oh
00:45:04dear roxanne
00:45:06couldn't sleep
00:45:08so i thought i'd drop you a line
00:45:11dad and i are having a great time
00:45:12we're only days away from l.a and i can hardly wait for the big concert
00:45:20more high dad soup please
00:45:29dear roxanne
00:45:30i'm sorry i lied
00:45:33but i'm not really going to the power light concert
00:45:35you may never want to see me again
00:45:38oh man
00:45:40oh man
00:45:41i'm dead no matter what i do
00:45:47oh
00:45:47oh
00:45:48oh
00:45:49oh
00:45:53oh
00:46:01oh
00:46:03oh
00:46:03oh
00:46:04oh
00:46:04oh
00:46:05oh
00:46:05oh
00:46:05oh
00:46:05oh
00:46:15oh
00:46:20oh
00:46:21oh
00:46:21oh
00:46:38How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
00:46:43Uh, three and a half.
00:47:17Pick up!
00:47:18Hold your horses!
00:47:25Short stack?
00:47:26Right here.
00:47:26Here you go, hon.
00:47:27Eggs?
00:47:29Eggs?
00:47:30Eggs?
00:47:31Uh-oh.
00:47:31Yeah, right here.
00:47:32Sorry.
00:47:33Here you go, cutie.
00:47:59Oh!
00:48:13Oh!
00:48:16Oh!
00:48:17Seriously?
00:48:18I'm not even looking at the map anymore.
00:48:21As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops from here to Lake Destiny.
00:48:24Trust you wholeheartedly, son.
00:48:27To the open road.
00:48:29To the open road.
00:48:56To the open road.
00:49:16Oh!
00:49:16Oh!
00:49:17Oh!
00:49:39Oh, my God.
00:49:47Ah!
00:49:52Ah!
00:49:56Whoa!
00:50:16Gorge.
00:50:18Whoa-ho-ho!
00:50:20Check out the bed.
00:50:23Check out the dresser.
00:50:25Coral.
00:50:27Nice lamp.
00:50:30Classy choice there, Navigator.
00:50:32This is the police!
00:50:33We've got the place surrounded, see?
00:50:35You goofs come out with your hands up!
00:50:41You should have seen the look on your face.
00:50:45You really had him fooled, Pete.
00:50:47Me? You jumped out of your skin.
00:50:49Uh-oh, I was just pretending for your sake.
00:50:51Oh, right, sure.
00:50:52Did, too.
00:50:53Did not.
00:50:53What?
00:50:54Oh, it is sweet.
00:50:57Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act.
00:51:00Now, under your thumb.
00:51:02So, since we're all being palsy-walsy here...
00:51:06How about letting me hook up the RV?
00:51:08Well...
00:51:09Oh, it's just a little tiny extension cord.
00:51:11You hardly even notice it.
00:51:12Okay.
00:51:13Great!
00:51:14PJ!
00:51:19Hey, Goof.
00:51:20Why don't you order us a pizza?
00:51:21This might take a while.
00:51:26No, I mean it to...
00:51:27Here you go, kids.
00:51:29I wanna go check out the hot tub.
00:51:31Okay, sir.
00:51:31All right.
00:51:32I can't believe you, man.
00:51:34Whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that?
00:51:37It wasn't stupid.
00:51:39Come on, it was really stupid.
00:51:41Changing the map.
00:51:42I-I didn't know what I was doing, all right?
00:51:44I-I-I was panicked.
00:51:45I can't!
00:52:03Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh?
00:52:06Can't say he's the blame, isn't he?
00:52:10People are always putting too much water in these things.
00:52:13So, um, you and your son seem to be, uh, getting along just hunky-dory, huh?
00:52:18Yeah, it's been great.
00:52:20You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques work for me.
00:52:23Harder I tried, the worse I got.
00:52:25Once I eased up, things just clicked.
00:52:28Oh, that's swell.
00:52:29So, uh, no problems then, huh?
00:52:33Not a one.
00:52:37That's...
00:52:38I just hate to be the bearer of bad news,
00:52:41but, uh...
00:52:42What is it, Pete?
00:52:44Your kid's duping you.
00:52:46What do you mean?
00:52:48Well, I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he changed the map,
00:52:51so you're heading straight to L.A., pal.
00:52:54What?
00:52:55Oh, you tried, goof.
00:52:57He's just a bad kid, that's all.
00:53:00I don't believe you.
00:53:02What?
00:53:03I don't believe you, Pete.
00:53:05Oh, hey, don't take my word for it.
00:53:07Check your map.
00:53:08I don't need to check the map.
00:53:09I trust my son.
00:53:12You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be,
00:53:16but he loves me.
00:53:18Hey, my son respects me.
00:53:22Yeah.
00:53:25Check the map, goof.
00:54:01Hey, Dad.
00:54:04Sorry about the mess.
00:54:05I'll-I'll clean it up.
00:54:18I think I better go.
00:54:19See you, Peach.
00:54:21Don't forget.
00:54:22Power line.
00:54:23Shh.
00:54:24Shh.
00:54:24Shh.
00:54:26Shh.
00:54:34Shh.
00:54:35Shh.
00:54:37Shh.
00:54:59Well, here you go, Navigator.
00:55:03Just follow my route on the map, son.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:12Here comes our junction.
00:55:17Okay, Max, now this is it.
00:55:19Left or right?
00:55:24Come on, Max!
00:55:41How about a song, Dad?
00:55:45A game?
00:55:46A game, yeah.
00:55:47Yeah, a game, okay.
00:55:48A man or a woman?
00:55:51A man?
00:55:52A man.
00:55:52Okay, Walt Disney.
00:56:17Dad.
00:56:19Listen, about my directions. Will you listen to me? I gotta tell you something, Dad.
00:56:25Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?
00:56:31Forget it.
00:56:47Hey, hey, hey! The car!
00:56:48What? Now you wanna drive, too?
00:56:50No, Dad! The car! Look!
00:56:53The car!
00:56:58What you do now, Max?
00:56:59I didn't do anything, Dad. I only touched it.
00:57:11You locked it!
00:57:12I locked it? It's your door. You locked it.
00:57:15Well, you distracted me.
00:57:18You should've put the brake on.
00:57:20Why don't you just put it on yourself?
00:57:23See? You ruin everything.
00:57:28Why don't we eat you on the vacation?
00:57:31I want it!
00:57:33I never wanted to go on this stupid vacation!
00:57:51Now look where you got us, Dad!
00:57:53Where I got us!
00:57:54You sure let me stay at home!
00:57:56Why? So you ended up in prison?
00:57:59Prison? What are you talking about?
00:58:01No!
00:58:02Your principal called me!
00:58:04It's not what you think!
00:58:05You even lied to me!
00:58:07I had to!
00:58:08You were ruining my life!
00:58:09I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?
00:58:12I'm not!
00:58:13You're a little boy anymore, Dad!
00:58:15I've grown up!
00:58:17I've got my own life now!
00:58:19I know that!
00:58:20I just wanted to be part of it!
00:58:25You're my son, Max.
00:58:27No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son.
00:59:20You're my son!
00:59:22And your mind is missing, no offense, a screw
00:59:27Untaken
00:59:28Still whatever mess I land in
00:59:31Who is always understanding
00:59:33Nobody else but you
00:59:37Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering
00:59:41And your values may be, so to speak, askew
00:59:46Sentai
00:59:46Thanks
00:59:47Who deserves a hero's trophy
00:59:49As we face each catastrophe
00:59:51Nobody else but you
00:59:58Nobody else but you
01:00:01It's just our luck
01:00:03We're stuck together
01:00:05Nobody else but you
01:00:10It's crazy enough to believe we'll come through
01:00:17So your jokes are all, let's face it
01:00:20Prehistoric
01:00:21And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo
01:00:26But when life becomes distressin'
01:00:30Who will I be SOSin'
01:00:32If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue
01:00:36Though he seems intoxicated
01:00:38He's just highly animated
01:00:41And he's nobody else but nobody else but you
01:00:48We've turned into a true blue duo
01:00:53We've turned into a true blue duo
01:00:54Hard times we've had a few
01:00:57Like we're thrown in the drink
01:00:59Like we're tossed out of town
01:01:02But when I start to sleep
01:01:04But when I start to sleep
01:01:05Hey, I'd rather go down
01:01:06Nobody else but why
01:01:11I am you
01:01:15Oh, Dad
01:01:20Anyway, I figure she's never going to want to talk to me again
01:01:23Much less go out
01:01:54What a dumb lie, huh?
01:01:54You always think I'm going to lead you into some sort of calamity
01:01:57Uh, Dad?
01:01:59What's wrong now?
01:02:00Look
01:02:02A waterfall
01:02:05Waterfold
01:02:08A waterfall
01:02:17Yeah
01:02:17Yeah
01:02:19Yeah
01:02:23Uh
01:02:35Grab a hold, Max!
01:02:55Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:03:04Dad!
01:03:15I'm dead!
01:03:20Ten o'clock.
01:03:21First, I'm gonna keep her.
01:03:23Let her fly!
01:03:35No!
01:03:37No!
01:03:52Perfect cast.
01:04:11Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
01:04:14It looks all over yet!
01:04:35Ooh!
01:04:37We made it!
01:04:38Come on, Max.
01:04:39Let's get you on stage.
01:04:40Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
01:04:42Yeah, yeah!
01:04:45Ooh, that again.
01:04:47Dad?
01:04:48Dad?
01:04:49Yeah!
01:04:56I got myself a notion
01:05:00One I know that you'll understand
01:05:03We set the world in motion
01:05:06By reaching out for each other's hands
01:05:11Maybe we'll discover
01:05:12What we should've known all along
01:05:15What are you doing here?
01:05:17Hey!
01:05:18What?
01:05:20What?
01:05:22What?
01:05:22If we listen to each other's heart
01:05:26We find we're never too far apart
01:05:30And maybe love is the reason why
01:05:33The first time ever seeing it out of high
01:05:38That Goofy ain't there!
01:05:40Don't worry.
01:05:42He'll be there.
01:05:43Seeing it out to high
01:05:46Seeing it out to high
01:05:48Seeing it out to high
01:05:50Seeing it out to high
01:05:51Seeing it out to high
01:05:52I think we're seeing it out to high
01:05:54What?
01:05:55Hey, Jack!
01:06:03Dad!
01:06:03Dad!
01:06:04Do the perfect cast!
01:06:15We've seen it out to high
01:06:19Ooh!
01:06:20Ooh!
01:06:20Oh!
01:06:22Ooh!
01:06:22A bit of use mate!
01:06:24I've been!
01:06:26Fine to see!
01:06:27Yeah!
01:06:28If we listen to each other's heart
01:06:32Yeah! Max is on the tip of that Max! I know him!
01:06:42You did it!
01:06:46Yeah!
01:07:02For the first time ever!
01:07:05Yeah!
01:07:06Come on!
01:07:07I do!
01:07:08I do!
01:07:09I do!
01:07:11I do!
01:07:12I do!
01:07:14I do!
01:07:16I do!
01:07:30You're doing the right thing, son!
01:07:32Yeah, I know.
01:07:33But you'll probably never talk to me again.
01:07:36Well, if she doesn't, maybe she's just not the one for you.
01:07:42That's what I'm afraid of.
01:07:45I do!
01:08:12I do!
01:08:12I do!
01:08:12I do!
01:08:12I love you on TV.
01:08:13You were great!
01:08:14Yeah?
01:08:15I mean, no.
01:08:16No.
01:08:17I mean, uh...
01:08:19Roxanne, I lied to you.
01:08:21I don't even know Powerline.
01:08:22What are you talking about?
01:08:24A billion people saw you dance with him!
01:08:25Yeah, well, I never met him before.
01:08:30The concert, that is.
01:08:32You mean that story about Powerline and your dad?
01:08:37Why would you make up something like that?
01:08:38I don't know.
01:08:39I...
01:08:40I guess I just...
01:08:41wanted you to like me.
01:08:44I already liked you, Max.
01:08:48From the very first time I heard you laugh.
01:08:51Yuck.
01:08:54So...
01:08:54You wanna do something tonight?
01:08:56Definitely!
01:08:57Oh!
01:08:57Oh, no, I can't.
01:08:58I can't.
01:08:59What?
01:09:00Well, I'm kinda doing something with my dad.
01:09:03Honest!
01:09:04How about tomorrow?
01:09:06Deal.
01:09:10Oh!
01:09:14Oh!
01:09:29Yeah!
01:09:30Oh, wey!
01:09:40Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
01:09:44Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:10:09Yeah, yeah.
01:10:16Hey, yeah.
01:10:24I got myself a notion.
01:10:28One I know that you'll understand.
01:10:32We set the world in motion by reaching out
01:10:37for each other, say.
01:10:39Maybe we'll discover what we should have known all along.
01:10:44Yeah.
01:10:46One way or another, together's where we both belong.
01:10:50If we listen to each other's heart,
01:10:55we find we're never too far apart.
01:10:58And maybe love is the reason why
01:11:01for the first time ever we're seeing it.
01:11:05I don't know why.
01:11:19If a wall should come between us
01:11:22Too high to climb, too hard to break through
01:11:26I know that love will lead us
01:11:29And find a way to bring me to you
01:11:33So don't be in a hurry
01:11:35Think before you count the size
01:11:38Oh
01:11:40You don't have to worry
01:11:42I won't ever let you down
01:11:45I won't ever let you down
01:11:45I won't ever let you down
01:11:45Nothing's gonna stop the size
01:11:47Nothing's gonna stop the size
01:11:47If we listen to each other's heart
01:11:51We find we're never too far apart
01:11:54And maybe love is the reason why
01:11:58For the first time ever we're seeing it
01:12:01Eye to eye
01:12:02It's probably seeing it to eye to eye
01:12:05Yes, we are
01:12:06It's probably seeing it to eye to eye
01:12:10It's probably seeing it to eye to eye
01:12:16It's probably seeing it to eye to eye
01:12:36If you're ever lonely
01:12:38Let's stop
01:12:40You don't have to be
01:12:44After all it's only
01:12:46A feet away from you to me
01:12:48Take a look and try to see
01:12:52If we listen to each other's heart
01:12:56We find we're never too far apart
01:13:00And maybe love is the reason why
01:13:04For the first time ever we're seeing it
01:13:07Eye to eye
01:13:25For the first time ever we're seeing it
01:13:25We find we're never too far apart
01:13:28And maybe love is the reason why
01:13:32For the first time ever we're seeing it
01:13:35Eye to eye
01:13:38We're seeing it eye to eye
01:13:40See it baby
01:13:40Eye to eye
01:13:42Baby
01:13:42For the first time
01:13:44For the first time
01:13:49Seeing it
01:13:51Seeing it
01:13:52Seeing it
01:13:52Seeing it baby
01:13:52Seeing it eye
01:13:53Yeah
01:13:54For the first time ever
01:13:58Yeah
01:13:59Yeah
01:13:59Yeah
01:14:00Baby
01:14:00We're seeing it
01:14:01Eye to eye
01:14:03Eye to eye
01:14:04Yeah
01:14:12Yeah
01:14:13Yeah
01:14:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:14:18Yeah, hoo-hoo-hoo-wee!
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