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Hot Rick | Rick and Morty Season 8 Episode 10
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00:00You need a knife, Mr. Stabby? I've brought my own!
00:02Where have you been? Still shitting where I eat?
00:04How about the sack, SB? I've known Buggy Ann for a billion years before you were maybe even cloned.
00:07Oh, relax. Dad's too hung up on Mom to ever commit. Thank God for that. Keep him open, old man.
00:11Okay, first off, you missed it. It was a real baby, not a cake. And Mr. Stabby's campbell.
00:14And second, why are we dunking on Rick? He's been a loving dad to our family for as long as
00:17I can remember.
00:19Excuse me?
00:19Remember him at our wedding. And Morty's birth. And that time he invented Pee-Pee and Jay.
00:23Rick's great!
00:24What?
00:24What? You guys don't remember this?
00:27Oh, I think I know what's going on.
00:29I don't like everyone watching.
00:31Ah, I knew it. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Memory Ripped.
00:38Push, sweetie. You can do this.
00:40He's so supportive. Why did we get this version of you?
00:43He's just a memory of being my most passionate and heroic. He snuck out of Bird Person's brain and into
00:46mine.
00:47Must have been inadvertently dumped into Jerry when we shuffled our brains last season.
00:49Bird Person remembers you as hot.
00:50I'm still hot. And he's fucking everything up by invading all this family nostalgia.
00:53Jerry basically has the equivalent of memory cancer now.
00:55Bitter?
00:56He is a clever little bastard, though. Look how far he's come with springs and gears tech.
00:59Anyways, it's a miracle of life, man. You guys are going to crush this.
01:02Oh, shit.
01:04Even if I'm not around in hell, Jerry, take the wheel.
01:06I'm not spending time with you guys.
01:15Relax, little guy. Chill out.
01:17You piece of shit. You marooned me.
01:18You piece of shit. You ruined Jerry's brain. He likes me now. It's awful.
01:21Fuck you, man. You have a beautiful family.
01:23Seriously, calm down. I built this ant farm brain to give your dumb high-concept ass all the room you
01:27could ever need.
01:27Enjoy eternity.
01:28This is my stuff. Put me back.
01:31So you didn't invent PB&J.
01:33It's just a memory, Jerry.
01:35Boom. Total reset. Good as new.
01:37What? What got reset?
01:38It's pretty amazing that you can just suck out an intrusive memory like that.
01:41I wish I could suck out the memory of all my shitty exes, especially Peter Casey.
01:44That guy was way too into lizards.
01:49Fuck you, old man!
01:50What? He's threatened by my youthful vigor?
01:51You ain't got the juice!
02:09He does seem kind of lonely.
02:10Dad fucks all the time.
02:11He fucks things we can't even comprehend.
02:12Like talking about dad fucking.
02:13Sorry.
02:15Sorry.
02:47You ain't got the juice!
03:03Confirmed transfer.
03:04Transferred.
03:17Dear Rick, you took the memory of Diane out of your head.
03:19You did this to be more emotionally open.
03:21Don't at me.
03:22Come on, man.
03:23Hey, weird fish.
03:26Ugh.
03:27Dad?
03:32Oh, shit.
03:37What are you doing?
03:40Honey, kids, breakfast!
03:44Oh, there you are.
03:45Where else would I be?
03:48Hey, VA!
03:49Do you need a coffee?
03:49I could do with a tea.
03:51Hi, Beth.
03:51Hi!
03:52Hey, Courtney.
03:52Family.
03:52This is Bug Ann.
03:53Don't gop.
03:54She's just picking me up.
03:54Yeah, she is.
03:55Hi, Bug Ann.
03:55Sorry for crashing breakfast.
03:56Rick called me and said, weird pitch, but then his pitch was just going to the thing I invited
03:59him to.
04:00Not exactly typical dad behavior.
04:01Don't be weird, space fest.
04:02I cut the memory of your mom out of my head.
04:03Now I'm more emotionally open.
04:05What?
04:05You took mom out of your brain?
04:06You took mom out of your brain?
04:08Don't be weird.
04:08It's not like I haven't tried other ways to move on.
04:10I'm trying something new.
04:11It's working.
04:11Hop off the sack.
04:12Uh, I think it's nice.
04:13I think.
04:13I don't know.
04:14When did you start getting your pop off the sack?
04:19Dad?
04:19Oh, hey, kiddo.
04:21Where are you going?
04:21I'm heading out for a bit.
04:23Don't wait up.
04:25Why?
04:25Why are you leaving?
04:27Work stuff.
04:30Beth, my daughter!
04:31The work stuff was in the ceiling.
04:33I'm back now.
04:34Your hair.
04:35Way cooler, right?
04:36We're going to have so much fun together, sweetie.
04:38Then we'll save your mother from a secret underground memory prison.
04:41Yikes.
04:45Rick, thank God that's over.
04:47Sorry you got stuck in Uncle Scoob.
04:48You didn't tell me everyone here would be cool.
04:50They're not.
04:51That's my Uncle Gogey.
04:52Huge bitch.
04:52And over there's Jack Poo, my ex-boyfriend from high school.
04:55Guess he was probably staring for a long time before that, huh?
04:57Again?
04:57Left before the end of the banner rating.
04:59Why did you leave?
05:00Why embarrass you?
05:00Not in front of Uncle Scoob, dear.
05:02Mom?
05:02Dad, this is Rick.
05:03He's that friend from my early revolutionary days.
05:06Ah-ha.
05:06The monkey man.
05:07The monster might give us bugs a bad name.
05:09Such a violent culture.
05:10You've known my daughter a long time, eh?
05:11Yes, I have.
05:12But those buggy and I have only been hooking up for a few months.
05:14What?
05:15Why did you say that?
05:16I was opening up!
05:17I didn't know your species had ritualistic honor-based duels over premarital sex.
05:20You're a genius and you looked up nothing about my culture?
05:23Ah, I keep my wife out of my head.
05:24I'm going through a lot.
05:25The trial will continue until one of you is dead or accepts defeat.
05:28If you yield, you admit you're incapable of love and commitment.
05:31Only capable of meaningless, dishonorable sex.
05:35Begin!
05:36Please don't kill death now!
05:37Yeah!
05:37Fuck me, slut!
05:42Your mom will be in some kind of protected area.
05:44We'll leave special access.
05:45I guess Summer does chores for Rick.
05:46She should have an access card we can use to-
05:48That was faster.
05:49Nice.
05:50Again.
05:50Honey, come on!
05:52Shit!
05:52Mom's here to pick me up.
05:53Quick, before you go.
05:54Mom is trapped in a box in the sub-basement.
05:55I'm the only one who can save her.
05:57This is how we save family.
05:58The older future Rick who locks her up is crapsy and paranoid.
06:01It's a real bastard.
06:02But our family will trust me?
06:03Yeah, if you don't act weird.
06:04I won't act weird.
06:06You know, I'm worried about future mom, but I'd love to spend his father-daughter time together.
06:10You've always been there for me.
06:11And I always will be, sweetie.
06:13Now, one more time.
06:14Mom is trapped in a box in the sub-basement.
06:17I'm the only one who can save her.
06:20This is how we save a family.
06:21This is how we stay a family.
06:26Oh, hey.
06:27What's up?
06:27It'd be cliche if we didn't like that dating someone, right?
06:30Yeah, preach, right?
06:31What part don't you like?
06:32I don't dislike any of it.
06:32I mean, I'm an adult woman, and dad is this old man.
06:34I'm booking a corona plan for an a heat again.
06:36Oops, sorry, sweetie.
06:36Hot, your shoulder's hard.
06:37What are you hen pecking about?
06:38Your grandpa.
06:39Oh, speaking of, are there specific parts of the sub-basement to keep important stuff?
06:42Why?
06:43Yeah, are you gonna sabotage things or do the new squeeze?
06:44No, summer.
06:45I wanna do something nice for dad.
06:47Oh, wow.
06:48Pretty humbling for me.
06:48Uh, yeah, there's a phantom zone for dangerous stuff on level two and a vault for valuable stuff on seven.
06:51Makes sense. Dad said he'd be paranoid.
06:53What? You bitch just wanna watch a movie or something?
06:55Yeah, sure.
06:55Cool. Grandpa keep reference in Cannonball Run, and I'm tired of pretending I've seen it.
07:26I'm tired of pretending I've seen it.
07:42I remember you.
07:43I remember you.
07:45Let's go.
07:46Hell yeah.
07:46I like your new car.
07:50What are you doing down here?
07:52Nothing.
07:52I knew it didn't take this long to go to the bathroom.
07:55And what did you mean when you said dad said he'd be paranoid?
07:57Weird sentence.
07:57Just something dad said in our teens.
07:58Dad wasn't in our teens, Beth.
08:00We're the same person, with the same memories.
08:02Does this have something to do with that cool younger version of dad?
08:04No, you're crazy.
08:05Here, I'll prove it.
08:05We can go check on him.
08:06Okay.
08:09Is your skull a medal?
08:10It is.
08:11Oh.
08:12Cool.
08:16God!
08:17Mom!
08:18Mom!
08:19Why did you mean I can't...
08:21This is our game of family!
08:29Um, space...
08:31Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck!
08:35Okay, okay, so I'm a memory from the past, and you and I have a daughter in the future,
08:38and we're in her head right now.
08:39We're together in her head right now.
08:40But there's a special ant farm brain, old real rip, built where we can live forever.
08:43Uh, what's wrong?
08:44We should have been sent it over by now.
08:45Beth only had to move us from the sub-basement to the garage.
08:47I'm gonna go see what's up.
08:48Don't touch anything!
09:02Who are you?
09:03Um, oh, God.
09:04I'm your mom, somehow?
09:06You can't be my mom.
09:06My mom's locked in a box in the sub-basement.
09:08I was.
09:08It has something to do with memories, or something...
09:10You're too young.
09:11I'm a memory, just like you.
09:12And I think we're in real youth head.
09:13I'm a memory?
09:15I'm not a real...
09:16It's all new to me, too.
09:17I know.
09:17We came here in that pod...
09:19Hey!
09:20Oh, man!
09:21Okay, the plan is a bit of a wrinkle.
09:22I think real Beth's gone rogue.
09:23Wait, what are you doing out of the pod?
09:24Your daughter was right there, Rick.
09:25I tried to tell her we were both memories.
09:27Fuck!
09:28Sweetie, telling a memory what they are wakes them up!
09:29It does!
09:30It shouldn't be that easy to create sessions!
09:31Yeah, I think every parent has that thought at some point.
09:33Shit, this is bad.
09:34I already filled up Beth's suggestible memories to brainwasher and to rescuing you!
09:37Brainwasher?
09:38To rescue you!
09:39Aw, our first fight.
09:44This is what happens when you listen to people.
09:45You end up in a fighting pit with an ex-boyfriend.
09:47You're not allowed to kill.
09:48I invited you to a thing, Rick.
09:49You didn't have to come.
09:50And you certainly didn't have to take that dead wife out of your head.
09:52I told you getting closer would be sharp.
09:56Read the fucking room, dude.
09:58I am!
09:58It doesn't seem like your dead wife was the problem.
10:00Oh, yeah?
10:01So we're all in agreement.
10:02Guess I'll just go undo it, then.
10:04Rick!
10:06Whoa.
10:08Shit.
10:11Please work, please work, please work.
10:13Thank God.
10:14Dad?
10:14Easy, Clugger.
10:15You're lucky you've got a robot spine.
10:17Why are you down here?
10:18Where's Beth?
10:18And what happened to my memory box with Dair?
10:20And where's memory Rick?
10:22He must have jacked his way into her mind somehow.
10:24Jesus.
10:24One century of memory running around her head is bad enough.
10:26Her brain could be hosting a full-on outbreak now.
10:28We've got to find her.
10:28I'm going to flush that little memory church so hard.
10:30But wait, how'd your date go?
10:31Would I be here if it went well?
10:32Come on.
10:34It's not a family business, pal.
10:36We stay!
10:36A family!
10:37We've got to get to Beth's recent memories.
10:39We'll be on a slight delay, but that's the closest we can get to talking with her in real time.
10:41Our family's not very normal, is it?
10:43Yeah, they're cool.
10:43I got to spend some time with them in our son-in-law's bed.
10:45And that didn't mess anything up.
10:46I'm still nervous about that bath that I woke up.
10:48Well, if she is hunting us, she's not doing a very good job.
10:52Dad?
10:53Me?
10:53That's not our dad.
10:55That's an imposter.
10:56And he's still with her brain like a virus.
10:57But he's just a memory.
10:58And so are we.
10:59And so are you.
11:02We've got to be close.
11:03There!
11:09Good arm.
11:13Almost there.
11:14Whoop, there you are, sweetie.
11:17Hey, Dad.
11:19What's going on?
11:20She's waking up more of her.
11:22What are you best doing?
11:24You'll travel your own brain.
11:25I wonder where I got the idea.
11:28I'm sorry, Mary Dary.
11:29I'll give you the prize and say you know I'll find better than me.
11:33Mom, Dad, I think I just don't think that.
11:36Don't try, sweetie.
11:37So proud of you, honey.
11:45Now I'm out.
11:46This is a rising plan.
11:47I've never actually had to be a parent.
11:49Should we go back?
11:49Rick hates me.
11:50And he's pulled you out of his head.
11:51He'll just kill us.
11:51Well, if there's no way out,
11:53should we just throw on Louisa?
11:54Wait, what?
11:54Seth, you're real.
11:55Don't do this.
11:56We'll be fine.
11:56We can't live without you.
11:57Buddy, please.
11:58No.
11:59We stay up.
12:00Emily.
12:01This is a person's memory.
12:02That's not me.
12:03She already...
12:10Seth, let us help you.
12:11I won't let you take them from me.
12:13You're not.
12:13You're real.
12:14Emily.
12:17Listen to me.
12:17You broke my neck.
12:18And I still don't want to hurt you.
12:20Go.
12:24Oh, my head.
12:26Nick.
12:28Please stay up.
12:34Whoa, whoa.
12:35Kate.
12:35Whoa, Kate.
12:37You see what you did?
12:38We're your daughter.
12:39And you drove up insane.
12:41So we're going to kill you before she kills all of us.
12:43Diane.
12:44Wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:45I'm so confused, Beth.
12:46I hear so many voices.
12:48I remember loving my dad and then hating my dad.
12:51That's just called being alive, sweetie.
12:52I wasn't there for you.
12:54And someone took advantage of that.
12:55But I'm here now.
12:56Your real dad is here, Beth.
12:57And he's more emotionally open.
13:03She seems nice.
13:05Why didn't we get a bat version of that?
13:06Wait.
13:06What's he doing with his hand?
13:08He's distracting her.
13:09I think he's...
13:12I wish I could have known her, Mom.
13:14You did.
13:15He raised you.
13:16I know, but I don't want to know her.
13:18No one does.
13:19Even I only had a scrap of her.
13:20It's been nice having her in my head for a second, I think.
13:23Memories aren't real, Beth.
13:24And they can be as self-serving as any of us.
13:26Look, the second my memory Diane broke out, she helped hijack my daughter.
13:29Your real mom loved you more than that.
13:33Guess I'll have to take your word for it.
13:38So, it's over.
13:39How you doing, sweetie?
13:41You feeling at all radicalized, dude?
13:43I'm fine, Cher.
13:43Pretty impressive research job.
13:45What happened to memory Rick?
13:46Oh, uh, he's gone.
13:50The fuck is the sombering up you all just did?
13:51He gassed with your mom.
13:52Yeah, because he loves Grandma.
13:54I'm sad and amazed version of you is dead.
13:55He's a weird thought creature.
13:56He was never alive.
13:58Whatever.
13:59I'm gonna fucking go hang out with my hand.
14:01Is that still going on?
14:10Thanks for not killing us.
14:11Listen up, you little activists.
14:12This is as good as you're gonna get.
14:13Ant farm brain in a patch of empty space.
14:15You get within a hundred light years of my family
14:16or try to build yourself a brain, creature, mech suit, or whatever.
14:19Your whole container thing explodes.
14:20You got it, Chief.
14:21And look, the fact that you two get this stupid happy ending
14:23where you're dumb forever and presumably always fucking
14:24drives me insane.
14:26So I'm gonna mind-blow myself and forget this never happened.
14:28You're on your own.
14:28Thank you for keeping me alive this long, Rick.
14:30Yeah, goodbye to me, Diane.
14:32Goodbye to me, Diane.
14:32I'm a force and I'm always trying to be found.
14:38Now.
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