00:00I got laryngitis my first year.
00:01Influencers tell all.
00:02F***!
00:03You're always fighting bodies.
00:05It doesn't matter what pass you have,
00:06like, you're literally fighting bodies.
00:08Your artist passed, like, sardines.
00:09Our artist passed guests, like, I'm for the birds.
00:12You're gonna get black boogers.
00:13This is true, this happens to me every year.
00:15Wear a mask.
00:16The amount of dirt that gets on your face
00:19by the end of the day,
00:20you have to have a bandana.
00:22Oh my god, it's so hot!
00:24It's so hot, I'm wearing thick denim
00:27and I'm sweating bullets.
00:29You will never be hotter in your entire life.
00:31Think, like, boiling oven level hot times 10.
00:33Probably that it gets f***ing freezing at night.
00:35Everyone talks about how hot it is,
00:36but it's actually, like, ice cold.
00:39I feel like I'm on the Titanic.
00:40Get blister bandages and put them on
00:42before you have blisters.
00:43I forgot mine.
00:44Extra sunscreen as well.
00:45I'm getting a third degree burn,
00:46even though I applied twice.
00:48If you are going to Coachella,
00:49be as literally clothed as possible.
00:53Okay, maybe just go naked.
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