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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:20Mm-hmm.
00:00:31The End
00:00:33The End
00:00:35The End
00:00:39The End
00:01:07Oh, my God.
00:01:18Oh, my God.
00:01:51Oh, my God.
00:02:11Come on. Come on.
00:02:15I'll have my revenge.
00:02:17And Deathstalker, too.
00:03:10I'll have my revenge.
00:03:39I'll have my revenge.
00:04:08I'll have my revenge.
00:04:10Look, his highness asked for a prophecy, and that's what he got.
00:04:13In my kingdom, a man would delight to learn his wife would sue me with child.
00:04:18But not by another man, eh, Marco?
00:04:19I call him as I see him, good or bad.
00:04:23Even I can predict what's going to happen to you.
00:04:25Give me a break.
00:04:26How's an oracle supposed to make a living?
00:04:28The king wants you off the castle grounds.
00:04:30Now!
00:04:30You can't treat me like this.
00:04:33I'm a princess.
00:04:35Right, right.
00:04:36And I'm Merlin the magician.
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:38Now be off with you, princess of beggars.
00:04:41You'll be sorry.
00:04:42You're the one that's going to be sorry.
00:04:44Let's get her.
00:04:51No, boys.
00:04:52Who the hell are you?
00:04:55Ordinarily, I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it.
00:04:59Yeah.
00:05:00But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
00:05:02You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger.
00:05:06He's going to stop here, permanent.
00:05:07You know who we are.
00:05:11The village idiot, the two runners-up.
00:05:28Hey, take it easy.
00:05:30I don't even know these guys.
00:05:45Hi.
00:05:48Hello?
00:06:23Oh, I'll get some of them.
00:06:44You know, I've got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say, the three of us go up there?
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:55Line form's a little right.
00:06:57You've got to help me.
00:06:58One rescue a day. That's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:05Do the words walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess!
00:07:09I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:07:14Oh, my God!
00:07:17Oh, my God!
00:07:19Oh, my God!
00:07:22Come here.
00:07:23Look at him!
00:07:25Look at him!
00:07:26Come on!
00:07:32Look at him!
00:07:35Look at him!
00:07:39Look at him!
00:07:53Look at him!
00:07:54Oh!
00:07:55Yeah!
00:07:56Oh!
00:07:56Yeah!
00:07:58Oh, man!
00:07:58Oh, my God!
00:08:02Oh!
00:08:03Oh!
00:08:05Oh!
00:08:05Oh!
00:08:13Come on.
00:08:35Take out!
00:08:37Behind you!
00:08:55Come on, come on, the back door!
00:08:58Let's go!
00:09:15Let's get out of here!
00:09:20After them!
00:09:21Here are those men!
00:09:46Let's go!
00:09:56I'm Evie!
00:09:58Deathstalker!
00:10:00Deathstalker?
00:10:00Uh-huh!
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:05No!
00:10:15They're getting it!
00:10:47You're good!
00:10:48It helps in my line of work.
00:10:50What line of work is that?
00:10:53Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business.
00:10:56Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor.
00:10:58No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it.
00:11:01Do you think we lost them?
00:11:04You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves.
00:11:09It is pretty early in the morning!
00:11:12Yeah!
00:11:13Yeah!
00:11:14Yeah!
00:11:15Yeah!
00:11:19Yeah!
00:11:20Yeah!
00:11:21Yeah!
00:11:23Yeah!
00:11:25Yeah!
00:11:29Yeah!
00:11:30Hold it!
00:11:30Which way they go?
00:11:31Better now!
00:11:32You go north!
00:11:32I'll have some.
00:11:33I'll double back!
00:11:34We'll meet here!
00:11:35But find them!
00:11:37Yeah!
00:11:37Yeah!
00:11:45I think we finally lost them.
00:11:48I'm starving here.
00:11:50Just a second.
00:11:51Haven't had a thing to eat since last night at Aboods.
00:11:58Here, try it.
00:11:59It's my specialty.
00:12:01Oh, your specialty, huh?
00:12:04Like it?
00:12:06Mmm!
00:12:07Good!
00:12:08Very good!
00:12:09Um, try some water, too, please.
00:12:18That was great.
00:12:19Great.
00:12:19Boy, you must have really been hungry.
00:12:22Mm-hmm.
00:12:22More?
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:25Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:26Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:27I know I kinda messed things up for you before.
00:12:33Excuse me.
00:12:34Just struck me funny.
00:12:36But I'm willing to make it up to you.
00:12:38I'm listening.
00:12:39I can tell your future.
00:12:41No, really.
00:12:43I'm a seer.
00:12:44It's a gift I've had since childhood.
00:12:46Okay.
00:12:47Things can't get much worse, I guess.
00:12:49Shoot.
00:12:51Spirits of tomorrow.
00:12:53Hear my call.
00:12:58I wanna keep that to a minimum.
00:13:01I see you embarking on a heroic quest.
00:13:03It shall become legend.
00:13:05And storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages.
00:13:09Well, I sure hope they get my name right.
00:13:12An image is coming to me.
00:13:15Yes.
00:13:15I see it.
00:13:16So clear.
00:13:17A young woman.
00:13:19No.
00:13:20A princess.
00:13:21A princess?
00:13:23Is she rich?
00:13:23She's calling to you.
00:13:25Help me.
00:13:26Help me, Deathstalker.
00:13:28Only you can save me.
00:13:30She's in trouble?
00:13:32Oh, big trouble.
00:13:33A matter of life or death.
00:13:35Why?
00:13:37What?
00:13:38I see someone else.
00:13:40Dark and evil.
00:13:42This is bad.
00:13:43This is real bad.
00:13:44The princess is being imprisoned by Jerak.
00:13:48An evil sorcerer.
00:13:50Are there any other kind?
00:13:52He's also a great swordsman.
00:13:54Even greater than Deathstalker.
00:13:57Better than me?
00:13:58Wait!
00:13:59He's laughing at you.
00:14:01Come and get me, Deathstalker, if you dare.
00:14:05What?
00:14:06This sorcerer?
00:14:07Where do I find him?
00:14:08In the land of Jafir.
00:14:10Where the hell is that?
00:14:12Oh, it's a long and perilous journey.
00:14:14Oh, figures.
00:14:15Many dangers.
00:14:16Witches, dragons, ogres.
00:14:18Must get down on the tourist trade.
00:14:20You shall confront them all, emerge victorious, and reap a fabulous reward.
00:14:26The all-seeing eye never lies.
00:14:29And this is going to get me into the legends.
00:14:32Right up there with Conan.
00:14:33Ho, ho!
00:14:37Whoa.
00:14:39Uh, sorry.
00:14:41You all right?
00:14:43Yes.
00:14:43Well, what about the reward?
00:14:45When I know more, you know more.
00:14:47Well, that settles it, then.
00:14:48I'm out of here.
00:14:50Where are you going?
00:14:52Let's go.
00:14:53I'm not getting any younger, you know.
00:14:55Go?
00:14:56To Jafir?
00:14:57Now?
00:14:58You got it, sis.
00:15:00Wait a minute.
00:15:01Wait a minute.
00:15:03There's still more soup!
00:15:05The end?
00:15:10Ah!
00:15:13Ah!
00:15:15Ah!
00:15:15Ah!
00:15:21Ah!
00:15:26Have you found the princess yet?
00:15:28I'm working on it.
00:15:29She won't get far.
00:15:31You should've never let her escape. She might come back and take a throw.
00:15:37A waif pretending to be a princess? Who would believe it?
00:15:41Why don't you just kill her?
00:15:46Evie, darling, we've gone over this a dozen times before.
00:15:52I created you from the original soul of the princess, an exact duplicate in all respects.
00:15:58Unfortunately, I haven't had time to work out the bugs.
00:16:03In other words, if she dies...
00:16:07You die. But once I've made a few minor adjustments in the formula...
00:16:12I can duplicate anyone, then eliminate the original.
00:16:15Now, my dear, please run along. These brief practice sessions are the only leisure I allow myself.
00:16:21And I enjoy them so much more. Alone.
00:16:27I'll be in my chamber. Waiting.
00:16:30As you wish, my dear. As you wish.
00:16:34Next!
00:16:39Sultana!
00:16:41You know how I hate standing in line.
00:16:44You look marvelous. Lovely as a rose.
00:16:47We can dispense with the pleasantries, if you don't mind. After what you've done to me, I'd hardly call this
00:16:53visit a pleasure.
00:16:54Whatever do you mean, my dear?
00:16:55You never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours up on the throne without my
00:17:00help. Let alone get rid of the real one.
00:17:02You were paid handsomely.
00:17:04I did not come here to bicker with you, Jerak, my dear. I have a proposition for you.
00:17:09You wish to have the Princess Evie return to you. I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet
00:17:14who is escorting her back here.
00:17:16I have a man shadowing them now. Doubtless you'll remember Chin, the buccaneer.
00:17:20Chin, the one eye. The man's a second-rate amateur.
00:17:24In any event, you will assist him. Evie is mine. And the meddler?
00:17:29Deathstalker.
00:17:31Deathstalker?
00:17:33Oh, very well. He's yours. Enjoy.
00:17:36Done.
00:17:38Always a pleasure, Sultana.
00:17:40Likewise, I'm sure.
00:17:42Next!
00:18:11Which way, O mighty Oracle?
00:18:13Why do they call you the Prince of Thieves?
00:18:16Because I'm the best.
00:18:18But you're not a real prince.
00:18:20Which way?
00:18:21The West Road.
00:18:23Are you sure?
00:18:24Absolutely. The crystal ball never lets me down. The West Road.
00:18:29You sure about that?
00:18:31The West Road.
00:18:34If you had the chance to marry a real princess, would you do it?
00:18:38No, I wouldn't.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:39Because being a princess brings out the worst in a woman.
00:18:42Always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way off.
00:19:02Give it to me, Chen. What do you got?
00:19:05Deathstalker's as good as in the grave.
00:19:07Look, sailor. Don't carve a tombstone so readily. He has as many lives as a cat. And remember, the last
00:19:14one belongs to me.
00:19:16If he's made of flesh and blood, he can die.
00:19:20Never underestimate the strength of an enemy. Especially an accomplished fighter like Stalker.
00:19:25You telling me how to do my job, Sultana?
00:19:27Just giving you some friendly advice.
00:19:29Well, keep it to yourself. I'll bring Stalker to you on a platter. Like a piece of raw meat.
00:19:35Oh, yeah?
00:19:36Yeah, I've got just the butchers to do it.
00:19:40Say hello to crazy Otto Reingold, the mad Prussian.
00:19:43Solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless.
00:19:48I'm sure you'll recognize Ed the Hedge Shemansky. Five years on the Genghis Khan strike force. Part-time consultant to
00:19:54Attila the Hun.
00:19:56Next, John the Baptist Bombasso. Drowning the specialty. Beside him, Nick the Crippler of Kashmir. I think his name says
00:20:04it all.
00:20:05And last but not least, a real find. Buddy Footstool Rosa. Only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible for excessive
00:20:13brutality.
00:20:16Still skeptical? You bet I am.
00:20:21Suit yourself. Come on, boys.
00:20:33Okay, men. Let him have it.
00:20:43Most men, but don't kill. Not yet.
00:21:25That's nice.
00:21:26It's nice.
00:21:35Let's go.
00:21:38I think we better find another way.
00:21:40Oh, really? You think so?
00:21:42West Road, right?
00:21:47You tell me you're the seer. Well, they're trying to kill us. Somebody get the lady a cigar.
00:21:55Look, they were trying to kill us. They could have done it way back down the road. No,
00:21:59they're after something. You sure you're telling me everything? I told you it was
00:22:03going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I? Yeah, yeah, witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:14You and your visions.
00:22:19Nothing's come in handy.
00:22:23Where you going? Just stay put.
00:22:26I want to help. You've done plenty already.
00:22:35That'll be fine, boys. Save your arrows.
00:22:47Come on.
00:22:48Let's go.
00:22:48Let's go.
00:23:23Let's go.
00:23:58Stalker?
00:24:00Stalker!
00:24:09Stalker!
00:24:31Stalker!
00:24:35Stalker!
00:24:36Stalker!
00:24:39Stalker!
00:24:41Stalker!
00:24:44Stalker!
00:25:10Stalker!
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00:25:29Stalker!
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00:27:01Stalker!
00:27:16Stalker!
00:27:29Stalker!
00:27:32Stalker!
00:27:43Stalker!
00:27:49Stalker!
00:27:51Stalker!
00:27:52What was that?
00:27:55The wind!
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:00You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker!
00:28:03Stalker.
00:28:04You're not really going in there!
00:28:13Don't go in there!
00:28:14It's dark!
00:28:15Look, relax, will you?
00:28:20Well, come on in.
00:28:23What are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on, it's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:30Stalker!
00:28:46Stalker?
00:29:16You know, grave robbing is not only morally repulsive, but I believe it carries a rather stiff penalty
00:29:23in these parts.
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:27Forgive me for not introducing myself properly, but I assumed a person with even your limited
00:29:31deductive powers could have guessed.
00:29:34Jerrack.
00:29:46Stalker!
00:30:03Get out of here!
00:30:06Stalker, get out of here!
00:30:07I'd offer you my hand, sir, but it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once,
00:30:14even for a sorcerer.
00:30:16So, if you'll be so good as to excuse me, I have a rather pressing engagement to attend
00:30:21to.
00:30:21And, oh, by the way, I've arranged one for you as well.
00:30:36Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:38Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh?
00:30:41You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:50Stalker!
00:30:52Stalker!
00:31:00Stalker!
00:31:03Stalker!
00:31:04Stalker!
00:31:08Stalker!
00:31:09Stalker!
00:31:09God, I want to see her love around here some place.
00:31:12Uh-huh!
00:31:20Stalker!
00:31:20Stalker!
00:31:21Stalker!
00:31:21Stalker!
00:31:22Stalker!
00:31:22Oh, my God!
00:31:33Ah!
00:31:36Ah!
00:31:37Ah!
00:31:51Ah!
00:32:03Stalker! Stalker, get out of here!
00:32:13Gosh, leave me alone for five minutes.
00:32:16Look what happens.
00:32:18Come on!
00:32:20Come on!
00:32:21I'm coming, I'm coming!
00:32:34Come on!
00:32:35Ya! Ya! Come on! Ya!
00:32:54Don't you know another tune?
00:32:57Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:10Guards! Guards!
00:33:16No! No!
00:33:20No!
00:33:26Dinner is served, Your Majesty.
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Too bad. Please party, though.
00:33:42Come.
00:33:46I won't bite.
00:33:55Come on!
00:33:58Come on!
00:34:01No!
00:34:03Come on!
00:34:03Come on!
00:34:19Come on!
00:34:22Come on!
00:34:28You know something funny is going on here.
00:34:31First we get attacked by bandits.
00:34:33Then those damn zombies.
00:34:35What's next?
00:34:36Don't answer that.
00:34:39Every time it's like they're waiting for us.
00:34:42This Jarrett guy is playing for keeps.
00:34:44I told you the path would be filled with perils.
00:34:47Yeah, yeah.
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to.
00:34:50There's still time to turn back.
00:34:52The reward's still up for grabs, isn't it?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Who said anything about turning back?
00:34:57Not me.
00:35:01Here.
00:35:02Looks like you could use this.
00:35:05What are you going to use?
00:35:07The fire won't last but a few more minutes.
00:35:09It'll be all right.
00:35:11Are you sure?
00:35:12There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:21I'm okay.
00:35:31Isn't it cozy?
00:35:33Yeah, I think so.
00:35:36Stalker?
00:35:38Is that your sword or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Baggett, turn west at a tree that looks like a rock,
00:36:06where you cross a dry river bed where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What?
00:36:12Dry river?
00:36:12Just, just follow the mountains.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15Ain't gonna be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road.
00:36:19No surprises.
00:36:20No surprises.
00:36:21No surprises.
00:36:22No surprises?
00:36:24Some oracle you turned out to be.
00:36:26Three out of four's not bad.
00:36:36Rough crowd.
00:36:48Should we go there?
00:36:55One muerte?
00:36:58No adelanten.
00:37:04Oh, man.
00:37:04This is a big feast.
00:37:05That's why, like...
00:37:06the demon princess who raids our camps and burns our crops and steals our men me a princess
00:37:14do I look like a princess to you no but my name is Rena Rena the seer Rena oh yeah
00:37:24her name is
00:37:25Reno right Rena the seer Rena the lawyer oh well maybe I've made a mistake yeah well now that we've
00:37:34cleared up this little misunderstanding and we're all friends again uh maybe we could just be on our
00:37:39way the girl may go but not too death stalker so you you have heard of me oh yes your
00:37:53legend
00:37:53precedes you your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts well I am more of a lover
00:38:02than
00:38:02a fighter I hope not huh you'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood trial trial trial by
00:38:14combat used to be able to do this great how's it going this is a farce I could beat any
00:38:24of these
00:38:24women with my hands tied behind my back that's the spirit come on come on let's get going
00:38:29let's get married okay okay I'm going stop shouting
00:38:40death stalker here it comes according to our laws we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by
00:38:49combat your opponent in this contest shall be none other than Gargo our fiercest warrior and my champion
00:39:05I could beat her with my eyes
00:39:06I could beat her with my eyes
00:39:20I think you should keep at least one eye open
00:39:24what are you talking about what
00:39:50this is of course a fight to the death
00:39:54Naturally.
00:39:58No mercy.
00:40:02Well, may the best man...
00:40:07Skip it.
00:40:09Let the fight begin!
00:40:16That's a nice outfit. Do you have to buy your clothes at a special store?
00:40:25Get out!
00:40:27All right, come on!
00:40:32Whoa!
00:40:35Cargo! Cargo! Cargo! Cargo! Cargo!
00:40:42Cargo! Cargo! Cargo!
00:40:53And stay down!
00:40:57Come on.
00:41:00Oh!
00:41:01Five!
00:41:19Here's what you gotta do.
00:41:20Stay away from her, wear her out,
00:41:22run her down, get a tack.
00:41:24Tack?
00:41:25If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five.
00:41:29Six, maybe.
00:41:31Seven at the outside.
00:41:34Get in, tiger.
00:41:41Whoa!
00:41:53Not the hair!
00:41:54Not the hair!
00:41:55Not the hair!
00:41:55Oh!
00:41:56Ah!
00:41:57Oh, my God!
00:41:58Anything that's a hair!
00:42:05Get up!
00:42:06OK, come on!
00:42:09Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No!
00:42:14No!
00:42:17Ah!
00:42:18Ah!
00:42:19Ah!
00:42:20Ah!
00:42:21Ah!
00:42:22Ah!
00:42:22Ah!
00:42:23Ah!
00:42:24Ah!
00:42:25Ah!
00:42:25Ah!
00:42:26Ah!
00:42:31Ah!
00:42:34You're looking good out there.
00:42:35You're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up.
00:42:41And don't let her get you with that run.
00:42:43Oh, you know, she may have a strength.
00:42:47I got to stand her.
00:42:50Go get her!
00:42:56Israel's brother!
00:43:03We are not a boy!
00:43:07No, he.
00:43:11Oh, Paul!
00:43:14Oh, he ran away!
00:43:17Paul!
00:43:19Hey, he ran away!
00:43:20Get down!
00:43:20I got to and now!
00:43:22Get up!
00:43:24He ran away!
00:43:24I got to.
00:43:25Oh, boy!
00:43:38Just what I want to know, just put it in my hand.
00:43:41Put it in my hand.
00:44:13No! No!
00:44:15No!
00:44:18Oh!
00:44:22Oh!
00:44:26Oh!
00:44:31Get him! Get him!
00:44:33Get him!
00:44:33Oh!
00:44:35Oh!
00:44:36Oh!
00:44:44Oh!
00:44:48Oh!
00:44:51Get him! Get him!
00:44:53Get him!
00:44:53Ah!
00:44:59Kill her!
00:45:01Kill her!
00:45:02Kill her!
00:45:03Kill her!
00:45:04What are you doing?
00:45:06This is a fight to the death!
00:45:10You want to kill her?
00:45:12Do it yourself.
00:45:22That was incredible! You were great!
00:45:25Thanks, Princess.
00:45:27Wait!
00:45:29Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again. I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell
00:45:36me.
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:38Well, not a very good one.
00:45:40But I am a princess.
00:45:42Or I was.
00:45:44Jerk made a double of me, put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:48Oh, that's good. That's rich.
00:45:50Try it on the next staff you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:57So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:46:00Didn't you think I might help you?
00:46:01Have you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would have helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06Steve.
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:22I want her here and I want her here now!
00:46:25What in the hell did I shake?
00:46:28Kitty, darling.
00:46:30I'm sitting out waiting around while that little bitch is out there fighting against me!
00:46:34Kitty, darling.
00:46:35It's Jerk!
00:46:36What do you want?
00:46:38I hate her!
00:46:39I hate her!
00:46:40I hate her!
00:46:41Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little love bird.
00:46:45You needn't worry.
00:46:46I shall find her.
00:46:48You'll be pleased, though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so.
00:46:54Every day I fade more and more.
00:46:56Soon I'll cease to exist.
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber.
00:47:00You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:02This better be good.
00:47:04I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling.
00:47:17The elixir.
00:47:18Elixir?
00:47:19Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:25A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:28I duplicated him as I duplicated you.
00:47:30Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor.
00:47:52It works!
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:55You made me so happy.
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:06Thank you again.
00:48:24Have you ever seen Death Stocker?
00:48:26No.
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stocker?
00:48:33No.
00:48:39Have you seen Death Stocker?
00:48:40Have you seen Death Stocker?
00:48:40There he is.
00:48:43Death Stocker?
00:48:45There he is.
00:48:51It's a hoe.
00:48:51No.
00:48:51No.
00:49:07It is a hoe.
00:49:08You didn't find Death Stocker?
00:49:08a hoe! The jumping
00:49:09police! I'll
00:49:10never get rid of it. It's
00:49:10a hoe! I have
00:49:10another hoe! I wouldn't
00:49:11find Death Stocker! It's a
00:49:11Shall we drink, then, to your magnificent battle tonight?
00:49:15And the magnificent battle yet to come.
00:49:19Which one's that?
00:49:22Oh, that.
00:49:27Your body's close to me, but your mind seems far away.
00:49:35Just wait here, one minute.
00:49:40Don't go away.
00:49:49Stalker?
00:49:51Just think, our lovemaking tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come.
00:49:56The passion in our hearts will burn like a great sensual fire,
00:50:01melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow, my servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:11You've got to be kidding.
00:50:12After that fight, I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:15Oh, no, that's not possible.
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony? What ceremony?
00:50:22A wedding ceremony.
00:50:23Ceremony.
00:50:32Oh, shit.
00:50:35Excuse me. Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:39Thanks.
00:50:59I don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:04No, I didn't think so.
00:51:20Ah, now that you're up, your royal highness, there are matters we need to discuss.
00:51:27You! You're the one who helped Jerak!
00:51:29In all the excitement, we never really did have a chance to sit down and talk.
00:51:32But now we can fix all that.
00:51:36Where's Deathstalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh. I can think of lots of reasons.
00:51:42Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk.
00:51:49And do you know why?
00:51:51Jerak needs to keep me alive.
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say, up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now where is Deathstalker?
00:52:06Somebody looking for me!
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:11Get up!
00:52:14Oh!
00:52:18Ah!
00:52:22Ah!
00:52:25Ah!
00:52:28Ah!
00:52:36Ah!
00:52:37Ah!
00:52:37Ah!
00:52:37Ah!
00:52:39Ah!
00:52:40Ah!
00:52:40Ah!
00:52:41It's payback time, Stalker.
00:52:45I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:17I'm all for it.
00:53:47I'm all for it.
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:19Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out, out!
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:54:45As you wish, my lord.
00:55:12As you wish, my lord.
00:55:21Welcome back.
00:55:59Very interesting. Is there another way in?
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go? Under the castle.
00:56:19What is that? The wind.
00:56:26Friend of yours? Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:39Don't say it. Just don't say it.
00:56:41Every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:46Stalker!
00:56:47Get out of here! Get out of here!
00:56:53Hi, guys.
00:56:58Ah, Deathstalker.
00:56:59You needn't come through the servant's entrance.
00:57:02I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name,
00:57:08I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:10Like a demonstration?
00:57:12Another time, perhaps.
00:57:13Oh, God.
00:57:14I've forgotten.
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:16You see, I couldn't possibly attain my current position
00:57:20by playing fair.
00:57:21Kill him.
00:57:23Stop!
00:57:26He's mine!
00:57:27Sultana?
00:57:29I thought you was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:32Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever,
00:57:35and it's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:55Poor girl fell off her hose.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart!
00:58:10I think we're revived!
00:58:12Oh, God!
00:58:13Need aă, honey!
00:58:14Oh!
00:58:15Oh!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:19Oh!
00:58:20Oh!
00:58:21Oh!
00:58:24Oh!
00:58:24Oh!
00:58:25Oh!
00:58:26Oh!
00:58:27Oh!
00:58:29Oh!
00:58:31Oh!
00:58:32Oh!
00:58:50Good evening, Dabstalker.
00:58:52Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no. I expect you to die.
00:59:03And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:07There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:12Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Dabstalker.
00:59:17I should have stood in bed.
00:59:26Mother.
00:59:31The princess wants to see you.
00:59:38That got laid off.
00:59:39Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:45What's this?
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53Must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:54I don't want to shock you, but there's another girl running around here that's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny, because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Say, would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:13Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them, it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:18Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:24You walk like a princess.
01:00:33You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's the princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure.
01:00:44But I, uh, think you're start...
01:00:48I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:51I think so, too.
01:00:55Oh, I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:01:22And now you're mine, Stalker.
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43It was just your looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:52I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing.
01:02:02The wide-a-secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark.
01:02:05Quick griping!
01:02:06We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:19Some surprise.
01:02:19How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
01:02:25Yeah, that's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against 100.
01:02:32Make that two against 100.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:55Tell them.
01:03:05Go, dude!
01:03:08Go!
01:03:09Go!
01:03:10Go, hey!
01:03:11Go, hey!
01:03:15Go!
01:03:16Go, go!
01:03:18Go, oh!
01:03:27Come on.
01:03:57Come on.
01:04:20Come on.
01:04:39Where are you going?
01:04:41Leaving.
01:04:43You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:46Good luck because we're going to need him.
01:04:49Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache.
01:04:59I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside.
01:05:03It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:10I guess you are.
01:05:11Come on, we've got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now go to your chambers.
01:05:25I'll be there shortly.
01:05:27Go.
01:05:40Throne room's that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you going to do?
01:05:47Can't tell you.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:50Oh.
01:06:18How can you hear?
01:06:20How can you meet in the castle hoÅŸ?
01:07:02You bitch.
01:07:42You still ready for that demonstration?
01:07:45Spoken like a true gallant.
01:07:47And soon to be a legend.
01:07:49But not a living one.
01:08:10Ah!
01:08:12Ah!
01:08:22Ah!
01:08:25Ah!
01:08:26Ah!
01:08:28Ah!
01:08:30Ah!
01:08:31Ah!
01:08:34Ah!
01:08:35Ah!
01:08:36Ah!
01:08:38Ah!
01:08:38Ah!
01:08:39Ah!
01:08:39Ah!
01:08:40Ah!
01:08:40Ah!
01:08:40Ah!
01:08:40Ah!
01:08:41Ah!
01:08:41Ah!
01:08:41Ah!
01:08:42Ah!
01:08:43Oh, oh!
01:08:45Ah!
01:08:49Ah!
01:08:56Oh!
01:08:59Ah!
01:09:04Ah!
01:09:07Oh!
01:09:16Ah.
01:09:19Ah!
01:09:21Ah!
01:09:27Ah!
01:09:29Ah!
01:09:31Ah!
01:09:43No!
01:10:10Up.
01:10:34Let's go.
01:10:46Let's go.
01:11:19Let's go.
01:11:23Yes, Doctor.
01:11:32Your Highness shall speak now.
01:11:36That ought to be good.
01:11:37Come forward Deathstalker.
01:11:49We've searched through the kingdom's coffers
01:11:51for some expression of our appreciation
01:11:53for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:56And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:05Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:07Uh, you won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's going to make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now, players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:23Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
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