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00:05Jada. Hey, Robin. Hey, Theo. Welcome. Glad you could make it to trivia night. As are we. Yeah,
00:18from the looks of it, we're going to have a good cut. Wow. Well, I doubt that anyone can beat
00:25Mr. Theo Carver here. He is a trivia master par excellence. Isn't that right? I guess.
00:32And I did save you the best table in the house here. And Jada, I wanted to tell you I
00:37visited
00:38Sean earlier. Oh, how's he doing? He's being in good spirits and he did tell me he's going
00:44to your place once he's discharged from the hospital. That is very kind of you to look
00:49after him while he's recovering. Definitely above and beyond the call of duty. I'll say.
01:11Listen, I know you're disappointed that we had to postpone our romantic dinner, but I just
01:18know that we're going to have a lot of fun tonight. So promise me, no FOMO, okay? No FOMO.
01:25Okay. Plus, we can have that romantic evening anytime. Yeah. Tonight, let's kick some butt at trivia.
01:35Yes.
01:42There you are. Were you looking for me? Yes, I was. Um, here, let me, uh, let me help you
01:52with this. Oh, no, it's, it's okay. I'm almost done. Oh, man, I thought we would have at least
02:00another hour before he woke up. You know what? I'll go get him. You get ready for bed, okay?
02:07Mm-mm. Too early, right? You see, now that I am in my second trimester, I have a lot more
02:14energy. And since Trey is obviously awake, I say we go for a family stroll. You sure?
02:21I am. And while we're out, maybe we can stop and get some gelato. Ooh. I've been craving
02:28that salted caramel sore we had the other day. Okay. Well, uh, all right then. Family stroll
02:35with gelato. You're on. Okay. Okay, baby boy. I really appreciate you drawing up these
02:56papers. Even if it did come from a lawyer from one of those billboards with tacky slogans
03:03and veneers that look like chiclets. Oh, don't let the billboards fool you, Sam. It's highly
03:08competent. And may I remind you, Gwen, that Melinda Trask was itching to take this to court.
03:14Make it a dogfight. So I advise you to take the settlement and run before Dimitri changes
03:22his mind.
03:48How to get a dogfight.
03:54Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
04:11Well, if it isn't the best looking couple in all of Salem.
04:16Hey Leo.
04:17Well, one of the best looking couples.
04:18God knows, Salem has an almost comical amount of beautiful people per capita.
04:23Somebody should do a study.
04:25And look at this cherubic little angel.
04:28Hi Tee.
04:31Enjoying your evening stroll with your mom and dad?
04:37That smile. Oh, that smile.
04:40That is what someone I know used to call your get out of trouble for the next five years smile.
04:46Somebody who loves you very much.
04:48Just like I do.
04:52Ever since you came into our lives, this dancing queen has, for all intents and purposes, hung up her heels.
05:02I think Gwen clearly agreed you'd been domesticated.
05:07Assuming that puts her your best for you now.
05:10A family.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Could you imagine?
05:16Actually, I sort of can.
05:19Someday.
05:19Come in.
05:41There you are.
05:52You know, I have to say I'm quite surprised to see you all by your lonesome.
06:01I'm sure that you'd have your little lap dog with you.
06:06To witness the spectacle of our divorce.
06:08Or maybe he got sidetracked by somebody who complimented him on his...
06:13Nightmare couture outfit.
06:15Lord knows that that would take ages, of course.
06:18...
06:25Leo and I broke up.
06:32Or rather, Leo dumped me.
06:39Okay.
06:40A few more warm ups.
06:42Name every president from JFK onward.
06:45Go.
06:47Um...
06:49LBJ, Tricky Dick, Jimmy Carter...
06:51Not Gerald Ford.
06:53Damn it!
06:54I always forget Gerald Ford.
06:56In what situations do you forget Gerald Ford?
06:58Hey!
06:59You already asked a question.
07:00It's my turn now.
07:02Fine.
07:03Go.
07:08Would you rather...
07:09make love in the shower?
07:12Or in a heart-shaped jacuzzi?
07:14Hmm.
07:17That's a great question.
07:21And I have a really interesting answer.
07:24From closer I'll tell you.
07:33When did you say you're moving in again?
07:35Tomorrow.
07:37And in fact, I've also employed a couple of strong, handsome gentlemen that go by the name of Javier and
07:45Raphael to help me.
07:47Really?
07:48Javi's back from Texas?
07:49Yeah, he just arrived this morning.
07:51He brought me back a pair of cowboy boots.
07:54Yes.
07:55That was nice of him.
07:56Yeah.
07:57And I'm so happy for you that he's back.
07:59I know you missed your primo.
08:01Si.
08:05And now that I'm moving out, I know Rafe could use a sweet, thoughtful roommate who also happens to be
08:11a fantastic cook.
08:13Oh, and, um...
08:15I wanted to tell you...
08:17I thought your place could use a little feng shui adjustment, so I'm bringing over some artwork.
08:25Please.
08:27Adjust the feng shui to your heart's content.
08:32I mean it, Gabby.
08:34Do your thing in there.
08:37Make your mark.
08:39That's what I do.
08:41Everywhere I go.
08:44That's just one of the many things I love about you.
09:04Theo, um...
09:05I hope you're not upset that I'm going to be helping Sean with his recovery.
09:10Oh.
09:11Uh, of course not.
09:13Look, he needs someone to look after him for a while, so...
09:16I volunteered.
09:19It's an unwritten rule on the Force.
09:21We take care of our own.
09:24And it's not like he's going to be moving in, moving in.
09:31He's...
09:32He's a good friend.
09:33And I want to be there for him.
09:35Right.
09:37I get that.
09:38But he used to be more than just a good friend.
09:43Wasn't he?
09:55What happened between Sean and me, it was a while ago.
09:59Okay?
10:00And we quickly realized that it was a mistake, and that we were just better off as friends.
10:05Mm-hmm.
10:08Well, if it isn't the brilliant Theo Carver.
10:12And Jada.
10:13Who's also brilliant.
10:15Mm-hmm.
10:16Absolutely.
10:18And I hope you two are ready for some Kyriakas versus Demera trivia.
10:23Mm-hmm.
10:24Bet we are, aren't we?
10:27Yeah.
10:28Sure.
10:29May the best team win.
10:38I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get emotional in there.
10:41It's just...
10:43That smile...
10:45I think I don't realize how much I miss him until I'm in his presence, yeah?
10:50Well, he's missed you, too.
10:52I mean, he hasn't told us that, because all he can really say right now is...
10:55Hello.
10:57But I just know he does.
10:59And, uh, Leo, I mean, seriously, any time you want to come visit him, you're more than welcome.
11:04Thanks.
11:06Leo!
11:08I heard you were back in Salem.
11:10I am.
11:12EJ, you're looking less coiffed than usual.
11:15You should meet my friend Denise.
11:17She just opened up a new men's salon called Trest to Impress.
11:20Though, frankly, I think it's a front for laundering cryptocurrency.
11:23Yes, I know Denise's establishment.
11:26And I can see your sojourn abroad did little to diminish your meandering prater.
11:31It also did little to diminish my patience for arrogant people whose only attributes are very charming accents
11:37and an ability to slip out of situations that the rest of us would get cuffed for.
11:42And with that, I will be on my way.
11:45See you soon.
11:46Very well.
11:52So, EJ, uh, Johnny and I were just about to get some gelato.
12:00Would you like to join us?
12:04I'd love to.
12:06I'd love to.
12:09I'm sorry.
12:10Did you just say that Matty, I mean Leo, dumped you?
12:17Well...
12:18You couldn't hide that glee any worse if you put sunglasses and a hat on it.
12:25I mean, the idea of bringing old Dimitri back to town to ruin Leo's life.
12:32Only to have to watch the two of us reuniting and living happily ever after.
12:38Why, that would have been your worst nightmare.
12:43Well...
12:43You know, I don't really fancy getting bogged into hypotheticals, so can we please just get this over with?
12:49Hmm.
12:57I don't know.
13:01You... you don't... don't know. What... what do you bloody not know?
13:06As you may recall, it was Leo who wanted me to be free and clear of you, so we could
13:12move on with our relationship.
13:15Right?
13:19There is no relationship now.
13:24So why should I sign those papers?
13:28Well, you are.
13:43Uh...
13:44Pardon me, but it's also Hernandez vs. Hunter.
13:47And yes...
13:48Jada and I are good friends, so we're not gonna be cut-fruits.
13:51But we still do have that fiery, competitive streak in us, don't we?
13:56Right, right, yeah, that fiery street.
14:13And there's Leo.
14:15Whose only interest in trivia, I'm guessing, would be if the topic was either cheap gossip or Leo Stark.
14:23Or how to break someone's heart in record time. Excuse me.
14:34So, um, how about I get a strength? Yeah?
14:38I can do that.
14:39Oh, no, no, no. Let me. What would you like, Philip?
14:44Just a beer would be great. Whatever they got on tap.
14:46All right, you got it. Theo?
14:49I'm good. Thanks.
15:00Theo, I take it you're here for trivia night?
15:04Just one second.
15:06Again, sorry, I'm playing a game where I'm a crossing guard at an elementary school.
15:11Terribly dull, I know, but I'm hoping it's good for cognitive functioning since I'm still recovering from an unfortunate cranial
15:18mishap.
15:19Anyway, what was the question?
15:21Oh, am I here for trivia night? I am.
15:23I'm also hoping that this helps, you know, dust off the old noggin post-concussion.
15:28Right. Well, it'll be a lot of fun. And I assume that Dimitri will be joining you?
15:34Uh, no. It's just little old me.
15:37Uh, Dimitri and I are no more. We ended things.
15:42Not that they ever really began.
15:49Well, come on, Gwenny. I'm sure you have a brilliant answer for me. Why should I sign those divorce papers?
15:56Because. Because if you do not, Dimitri...
16:02I am going to be an absolute thorn in your side.
16:08Yes. You want to remain husband and wife?
16:11Well, you know what? I will insist that we cohabitate together.
16:15And we'll have a couple of bratty kids. How's that?
16:19And then you're going to have to change all those smelly nappies and wipe snotty noses.
16:25Oh, and I will make sure that you never leave my sight.
16:29And then what else? Yes, I'm going to go on social media.
16:32And I'm going to talk about my husband's weird, annoying habits.
16:36And how he has to smell his food before he eats it and that sort of thing.
16:40Is it some sort of a bizarre fan fiction or a threat?
16:44Because, you know, I do not take kindly to threats.
16:50Says the ex-spy convict and fugitive who came this close to blowing up the world.
17:03Oh, dear.
17:07I struck a nerve.
17:10You can have one of your epic temper tantrums now.
17:19No.
17:22I'm not.
17:27Because, darling, you're not worth it.
17:41I want to thank you both again for letting me spend this time with you and my grandson.
17:49Yeah.
17:50I mean, I'm really glad that we ran into you.
17:53And, um, I'll say it again.
17:55We are forever grateful for everything that you did to help Trey's adoption go through.
18:00It was my privilege.
18:02Seeing my son and my daughter-in-law happy, fulfilled.
18:07Nothing gives me greater pleasure.
18:09Well, that's really touching for you.
18:12And, um, while we're having this nice time, uh, I hope that it's okay if I'm honest with you.
18:20Of course.
18:21What's on your mind?
18:22Well, you usually have an ulterior motive whenever you do something selfless or kind.
18:31So, I wonder, did you have one when you helped Johnny and me with the adoption?
18:38Yes.
18:39I did have an ulterior motive.
18:46I'll admit, I'm surprised.
18:48I mean, Dimitri is...
18:49Rich, gorgeous, brimming with charisma.
18:51Trust me, I know.
18:53Then why'd you break it off?
18:57Because I realized that Javier Hernandez is the man I love.
19:02He is the kindest, gentlest, funniest, most incredible man I've ever known.
19:12And hurting your cousin the way I did and not being able to fully commit to him when I should
19:17have is the greatest regret of my life.
19:21As well it should be.
19:25Well, I look forward to whooping your ass in trivia.
19:34Jada.
19:35Hey.
19:36Oh, I'm just waiting to order us some drinks.
19:40And I sure could use one right now.
19:43Jada, what's wrong?
19:46I think Theo and I...
19:50Well, this might be our last date.
19:54What can I get you, ladies?
19:56Two vodka on the rocks.
19:58Make hers the devil.
20:00Actually, make them both doubles.
20:02You know what?
20:03I got a special bottle of vodka in the back.
20:06I'm going to get that for you, too.
20:07Yeah, for you.
20:09You, too.
20:15So, I heard through the corporate grapevine you won't be returning a sea of the marrow.
20:24I'm sure that wasn't an easy call.
20:27But if you have any interest in crossing enemy lines, Titan would pay you handsomely to spill state secrets.
20:35I'm kidding.
20:37I'm kidding.
20:37I'm kidding.
20:37Sort of.
20:39Right.
20:39I figured.
20:42So, what's next for you?
20:44Get a little start-up going, or...
20:49Actually, I'm going to focus on family.
20:52Right.
20:54Well, someone's got to keep the demeritous function in check.
20:58Sorry.
20:59That wasn't called for.
21:02And I should talk, right?
21:04We Kyriakuses aren't exactly the Partridge family.
21:08We all have our own brand of chaos.
21:12Happily put.
21:13But getting back to that Titan offer...
21:15Good evening, gentlemen.
21:16So, I'm assuming we're all here for trivia night, right?
21:20What if we were to start with a little warm-up question?
21:23Why did a young, up-and-coming corporate superstar up and resign as CEO of Demira Enterprises?
21:44Did Theo's reaction surprise you?
21:48Yeah, it did.
21:51I honestly didn't expect it to bother him the way it did.
21:55No, he's obviously jealous.
21:58I mean, maybe he thinks that Sean staying with you could lead to something.
22:02I assured him that it's not.
22:05Like, I told him it would.
22:08You want my opinion?
22:12I think that something is going on with Theo that has nothing to do with you and everything to do
22:17with Demira.
22:17I mean, what would possess him to suddenly walk away from a job that he seemed to love?
22:23Wait, what?
22:25He didn't tell you?
22:27No.
22:28I've been working crazy hours this week.
22:30He barely talked.
22:32Well, now you know.
22:34And if you're wondering why Theo isn't going back to Demira, get in line.
22:38He won't say.
22:40Hmm.
22:42So, Theo, why are you leaving Demira?
22:45I mean, you're at the corner office.
22:46Primo Parking, I would assume.
22:48So what, or should I say, who pushed you up?
22:51Come on, Leo.
22:53This is neither the time nor the place.
22:55What? This affects a lot of people.
22:57The public has a right to know.
22:58No.
22:59Nobody has the right to know because it's nobody's damn business.
23:03So shut the hell up and leave me alone.
23:16My ulterior motive in helping you that day with the adoption, it was simply that I wanted to be a
23:26hero of my Sansa.
23:31I've spent many a night tossing and turning, thinking about better times, when we were all under the same roof,
23:40having dinner together, laughing.
23:43And maybe that's now paradise lost.
23:49But I do so want to have a relationship with my son, my daughter-in-law, and my grandchild.
23:56Actually, have you noticed Chanel's starting this show yet?
24:01Just a little.
24:03No karate kicks yet.
24:05Well, I couldn't be happier for the two of you.
24:09And I promise that I won't let you down ever again.
24:16Family is and will always be my priority.
24:23I promise to learn from my mistakes, too, so that I can be the man that my family needs me
24:32to be.
24:33Well, damn.
24:35Okay, those were some very powerful sentiments from both of you.
24:41And I'm going to hold y'all to them.
24:43Alright, but for now, I think that we should probably head home.
24:48It is way past this little one's bedtime.
24:50Yes.
24:50Yes.
24:51Well, of course.
24:52Well, once again, thank you for a lovely evening.
24:55It's...
24:56It's meant so much to me.
24:59Yeah.
25:00To us, too.
25:02Till we meet again.
25:06Night.
25:06Until next time.
25:17Is everything okay here?
25:20Everything's fine.
25:22Or else it will be.
25:24Well, good luck, one and all.
25:26Just so you know, the last time I played trivia, I thought Machu Picchu was a cocktail and answered Lady
25:31Gaga to a question about the Civil War.
25:33So, you know, low expectations.
25:44Alright.
25:45Well, the ladies have their vodka and now a couple beers to the gun.
25:52But I want a clear head.
25:55Oh, come on.
25:57Aren't you in Mensa?
25:59Keeps a handicap here.
26:02Fine.
26:13Fine.
26:14Fine.
26:28Okay, then.
26:32If I'm really not worth it, then why do you want to stay in this farce of a marriage?
26:40This is really how you want to spend the rest of your life, Dimitri.
26:44In anger.
26:53I still remember when we first got together, you know.
26:58You were so charming and lovely.
27:03There were even moments where I...
27:08I believed that you had feelings for me.
27:15I certainly did love you.
27:18And I just remember thinking how lucky I am to have this man in my life.
27:30Can you please try to remember those moments, too?
27:37Can you have some compassion for me and for you?
27:44And maybe just want the right thing for both of us?
28:08Give me the damn papers.
28:10Don't forget to...
28:11Tell me why people will get heard of me.
28:11Oh.
28:30You guys, tell me...
28:38fail to give up.
28:46okay okay next category is world geography what is the smallest country in the world
28:57Brazil Brazil Brazil that country's massive oh well maybe the country isn't small but have you
29:09ever been to Copacabana Beach smallest bathing suits in the world real let us think you know
29:15this someone's fault the smallest country wait wait I got it Vatican City that is correct
29:29well done put one on the board for team Phillip and Gabby I should have known that I don't have
29:37much in common with the Pope but we do share a name hey can we switch to a category where
29:42I
29:42actually stand a chance say iconic divas in their meltdowns
29:56okay the final category of this round film you got this mr. cinephile in 1987 this actress was the
30:11first deaf performer to win an academy award for best actress easy chair moonstruck boom what are you
30:21talking about share isn't deaf oh damn it's right it was the year that threw me off that was 1988
30:29not
30:301987 it was a Marlene Matlin for our children of a lesser God there you go my trivia inside and
30:41I told you you got
31:00I may have signed those papers but in spite of your moving little stroll down memory lane do not think
31:07this is some sort of a reward for your treachery I will find proof that you're the one who kidnapped
31:16me
31:16and when I do you are in for a world of pain I will file that under highly unlikely
31:32I gotta hand it to you Gwen
31:36I think you just may have gotten everything you ever wanted
31:40a bank account a bank account a lot with cash destroying what Leo and I had
31:48what we could have had not to mention getting away with a federal crime which would have put you
31:55behind bars until you were eating applesauce and playing afternoon Yahtzee
32:03and I should warn you be careful because karma's a bitch
32:17interesting because karma's been quite ladylike to me so far
32:24well then I guess she likes liars and backstappers I don't know
32:33you've taken your parting shot Dimitri
32:38now get out
32:54oh look who is he is my handsome nephew leaving without goodbyes
33:04so are you all ready for round two yeah okay then let's see what you all know about automobile
33:14oh very little except for that time I rented that Peugeot when I went to go visit this pretty French
33:21beefcake jock who was living in this rundown villa in Basque country
33:26oh if only I had known it was a stick shift
33:28Leo can we do story time after
33:32okay
33:34okay here goes
33:35what was the first mass produced car in the world
33:39Ford Model T
33:42you both are correct
33:45do you want to take that one
33:47what were you kidding it's a tie
33:48no it sounded like time to me I'm awarding you both half a point
33:54there can be half points what kind of trivia is this
34:00okay I guess half points are fine better than no points which is how I'm rolling
34:04no no Leo you know what my therapist and I we have been working on talking back to the inner
34:10critic
34:10Leo my dear you are very smart you're just recovering from a brain injury and a broken heart
34:18okay I think it's time to head home crawl into bed and watch one of those British crime dramas where
34:24I can't understand a word they're saying but I'm certain that the acting is superb
34:27the next category is pop music
34:31did you say pop music
34:35yes
34:36this artist's debut track was the biggest selling single of the 80s in our stand
34:43Kylie Minogue locomotion easy
34:45that is correct
34:46see
34:47I'm not just a devastatingly witty pretty face
34:50and with that goodnight trivia folk
34:53Leo is off to conquer bigger questions
35:03are you okay Theo
35:07yeah
35:09I'm just a little overstimulated
35:11I think I'm going to follow Leo's lead and call it a night
35:32okay
35:32that little guy is down for the count
35:37music to my ears
35:41so
35:44what are you looking at
35:46just uh
35:48looking up some gluten free dessert options for sweet bits
35:52I'm definitely
35:54too wound up to sleep
35:56after our time with EJ
35:59it was nice wasn't it
36:02yeah
36:03yeah it was
36:04thank you
36:06for
36:06I mean
36:07making it happen
36:10being so great about it
36:12yeah I just
36:13I just want you to be happy Johnny
36:15oh the same for you
36:21and
36:22I was thinking
36:23since you have all this
36:26extra energy
36:27why don't we uh
36:29why don't we find a good way to put a tea
36:31what do you say
36:34oh
36:35yeah
36:35like
36:36burn it off
36:37something like that
36:58oh
36:58oh hey Dr. Evans
36:59it's Leo
37:00uh
37:01I was just calling to let you know that
37:03I survived
37:04trivia night at the pub
37:06uh
37:07and I'm feeling a lot stronger
37:08about
37:09hobby
37:10about life
37:12and it's all thanks to you
37:25I'm gonna go talk to him
37:26are you sure
37:27I feel like I should be the one
37:29I've known Theo since high school
37:31I think he'll confide in me
37:33at least I hope he will
37:42what was that all about
37:45I wish I knew
37:48I just hope that Theo is okay
37:52Theo
37:53I didn't mean to startle you
37:57um
37:59what's going on
38:02it's just uh
38:03too much at once
38:06it's too much
38:08yeah
38:08I understand
38:11Theo
38:12I'm your friend
38:13and I'm here for you always
38:16that means a lot
38:17really
38:19right now
38:20I just uh
38:21just need to be alone
38:31oh
38:31uncle
38:33since when do you care
38:34if I stay
38:35or leave
38:37or if I'm
38:38blindfolded and thrown
38:40at the back of a moving van
38:41well I'm not a monster
38:44but you're right
38:45I don't care in the least
38:47though now I am curious
38:50when will you be
38:51departing this fine township
38:54hmm
38:59immediately
39:00wonderful
39:03oh I uh
39:04forgot to mention
39:05your mother is invited
39:06to the will reading
39:07perhaps you could encourage her
39:08to come collect her inheritance
39:09so she can be frog marched
39:11across the front lawn
39:13my mother and I did just fine
39:15without the tameris
39:18we don't need
39:19your blood money
39:25or anything else
39:26for that matter
39:32woohoo
39:33he is a surly chap
39:39surly chap or not
39:40he just put his
39:41John Hancock
39:42on the divorce papers
39:47it's official
39:50I'm no longer
39:51Mrs. von Leusch now
39:54it's over
39:55thank god
39:57forever
39:59hmm
39:59hmm
40:03hmm
40:03what is
40:04hmm
40:05what are you
40:06sceptical
40:07will ask you
40:09I mean
40:10don't you think
40:11your ex-husband
40:12went a bit too quietly
40:14into the good night
40:21well
40:22does Theo say anything
40:23is he coming back
40:24he said he wasn't feeling well
40:26he decided to go home
40:28right
40:30well in that case
40:31I think that
40:32I should go home
40:34I mean
40:34can't do trivia night
40:36without a partner
40:36come on
40:37come on
40:37yes you can
40:37you can be on
40:39team Gabby and Phillip
40:40okay
40:42you guys ready
40:43to resume
40:44I got more good
40:45questions
40:46tough one
40:48come on
40:49I mean
40:50you can't leave
40:50you can't let
40:53Harold and his
40:54whatever his
40:55third wife's name
40:56is win
40:56they're catching up
40:59well
41:00what's the next
41:01category
41:01true crime
41:04well
41:05in that case
41:06I think
41:07I'll stick around
41:08hmm
41:12hmm
41:12hmm
41:13hmm
41:13hmm
41:13hmm
41:13hmm
41:15hmm
41:17hmm
41:54what johnny what is it something wrong
41:58i think i i think i might have just felt a lump
42:12anyway i was still hoping we might be able to have a session tomorrow though because
42:16i am feeling stronger yes but my hobby
42:47you
42:59you
43:02you
43:04you
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