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Canada Shore S01E01 (2026)
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00:00Runway 34, you are cleared to land.
00:02Ground crew is standing by for VIP arrival.
00:05Welcome to Corona.
00:12Oh God, my vagina's out.
00:15We're not in Jersey anymore, bitches.
00:18This is beautiful.
00:19I could do so much damage in this town.
00:23Definitely get arrested.
00:25I'm so excited to surprise my babies.
00:28They're gonna freak out.
00:30These bitches are not ready for MoMA.
00:34Murdy's here, bitches!
00:36Oh God.
00:40Getting ashore, let's go!
00:43This summer is gonna be next level.
00:46Dude! Oh my God.
00:50There goes the neighborhood.
00:52Yes, baby! Take it off!
00:55No, you didn't!
00:56My nipples in my mouth.
00:57What the fuck?
00:59We've come from all over Canada
01:00to the country's number one party spot.
01:04Kelowna, baby!
01:08The lake, the sun, the vibes.
01:11Oh, I love you!
01:13And hotties everywhere.
01:15Yo, this is dangerous.
01:21Sorry, Mom and Dad.
01:22But before we party, we gotta work.
01:25Let's actually revolt in.
01:27My nail broke!
01:28No!
01:30I hate working.
01:31I've heard if you wear this t-shirt,
01:33your dick gets really big.
01:35Lucky for us, our boss is a freaking legend.
01:39Surprise, bitches!
01:41No way, our boss is Snooki.
01:43Dad, I got arrested.
01:45These bitches aren't ready for me.
01:47Get your wrists in there.
01:49Instead of being lippy,
01:50get the fucking job done.
01:52Just get it done.
01:52Let me just fucking drink on the job or something.
01:57I'm actually about to crash the fuck out right now!
02:00Living together 24-7, shit is bound to pop off.
02:05Get the fuck out of this fucking room, Jake!
02:08I'm not having fun at all!
02:10You guys are too grown for this.
02:12This is high school.
02:14You're an idiot!
02:15Real shit, shut your fucking big ass mouth.
02:17Get the fuck out of this car, bro!
02:19Get the fuck out of this car!
02:21Riley is a fucking big ass fucking bitch!
02:23And I swear to fucking God,
02:25the only person who can tell me where I'm going in life is Jesus
02:28and my dad.
02:31Fuck!
02:32Bitches!
02:33Yay!
02:34Despite the drama, we ride together no matter what.
02:38You alright, bro?
02:39This is one of the best summers of my life.
02:41I love each and every one of you.
02:42I've met some, like, really amazing people here.
02:45We all grew together.
02:47And, uh, now they're a part of me.
02:51Love you guys!
02:52I love you guys!
02:55Cheers, bitches!
02:56This shit is gonna be a movie.
02:58Let's go!
03:02Oh my God!
03:05Fuck all of y'all.
03:09Hold on to your beavers, y'all.
03:12Beavers!
03:12Whoa!
03:19I'm Riley.
03:21I'm 24.
03:21I'm from Bridgewater, Nova Scotia.
03:23And I'm ready for the craziest summer of my life.
03:25I can't believe I'm even here.
03:27I'm kinda shitting bricks.
03:28Kelowna!
03:30Kelowna, baby!
03:31My hometown of Bridgewater is incredibly small town vibe.
03:35Everyone knows everyone's business, so it's pretty hard to get away with anything.
03:39Cheers, mom.
03:41Cheers!
03:42I was raised by a single mom.
03:44She did such an amazing job, I would say.
03:46She's, like, absolutely my best friend.
03:48I love her.
03:51Hello.
03:52Hi, mom!
03:53We're on our way to the house.
03:55Oh my God!
03:56That's crazy.
03:57I know.
03:58I'm so excited, too!
04:00The time of your life.
04:02I love you so much.
04:03I love you.
04:04Bye.
04:04Bye!
04:09Not a gate?
04:11You're kidding!
04:14A fountain?
04:16I'm gonna shit my pants.
04:18I'm so nervous!
04:21This is ridiculous.
04:33This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
04:37What?
04:37What?
04:38The view is insane.
04:41What?
04:41I've never seen a mountain before.
04:43It's ridiculous.
04:45There's a bar?
04:47What?
04:48This is the ultimate party house.
04:50Am I the first one here?
04:53Holy shit!
04:56I want you to go to Kelowna, bro.
04:57My name's Emmett Watson from Vancouver, BC.
05:01I'm going to the shore in real life.
05:03Kelowna is not ready for me.
05:10The beach is right over there.
05:14People are going to expect me to be a douchebag.
05:16I kind of look like a dick.
05:18But I'm a real genuine guy.
05:20Those are cute.
05:21Those are so you.
05:23Me and my family are super close.
05:25I'm gonna cry.
05:25Don't cry!
05:27No!
05:28Aw, we're gonna miss you so much.
05:30My sister is nervous, but she's super excited for me.
05:34Are you bringing your cheetah hat?
05:36Yeah.
05:37I love cheetah print.
05:38If you see a motherfucker wearing cheetah print,
05:40you think he's boring?
05:41No.
05:41You're like, that guy's having a good fucking time.
05:45Oh, my God.
05:46I'm actually fucking here.
05:48This is the most fucking exciting day of my life.
05:51Hey, thank you, bro.
05:52Oh, my God.
05:58Hello.
05:59Oh, my God, she's already so ready here.
06:01How are you?
06:02It's nice to meet you.
06:03I'm Riley.
06:03I'm Emmett.
06:04Nice to meet you.
06:05This girl is beautiful.
06:07We're the first ones.
06:08Show me the rooms.
06:09Oh, my.
06:10Claim a bed.
06:11I did.
06:12She's astonishing.
06:13Is this the cutest thing you've ever seen?
06:15She's astonishing.
06:16That's it.
06:16It's with your eyes, not with your words, you know?
06:20My relationship status right now is single and ready to mingle.
06:23But the number one rule is don't fall in love at the shore.
06:26This is the boys, eh?
06:27No.
06:28Oh, my God.
06:30It's leopard print.
06:31Oh.
06:32It's quite fucking sexy in here.
06:35An entire room full of leopard print.
06:37How the fuck am I not supposed to stand my whole summer in there, bro?
06:40Come on.
06:41What the hell?
06:43That's where the fucking magic happens.
06:45And, hey, I'm a magician.
06:47This is the fellas.
06:49What one are you taking?
06:50Yes.
06:51I should probably take this one.
06:52Definitely take that one.
06:53Oh, my God, dude.
06:55Yeah, right this place.
06:57Look what I just noticed.
06:58Duck phone.
06:59No!
07:00Quack, quack!
07:01No!
07:01Oh, my God!
07:04There's a fucking duck phone?
07:06Oh, my God!
07:08I've been watching Jersey Shore since I was just a kid.
07:11And watching Snooki on the duck phone is a total iconic moment.
07:16Oh, my God, I got arrested, Dad.
07:18I know.
07:19I couldn't even tell you how I felt in that jail cell.
07:22It was like a fucking phenomenon.
07:26Well, not a phenomenon.
07:27A fucking train wreck.
07:29I'm so excited.
07:31That's fucking insane.
07:31That is priceless.
07:33This is the fucking shore.
07:36Oh, my God!
07:40This place looks nice.
07:43Oh, it's so good!
07:49Get in here!
07:51Oh, my God!
07:52Oh, this is nice!
07:52You're stunning!
07:55I'm Emmett.
07:56Hi, Emmett.
07:57What was your name?
07:58I'm Giselle.
07:59Well gone, it's a girl, Giselle.
08:01I'm 24, and I live in Mississauga, Ontario.
08:04But I'm originally from Montego Bay, Jamaica.
08:10I moved to Canada when I was 16, but I moved by myself.
08:14The rest of my family stayed in Jamaica.
08:16So my mom was like, go to Canada!
08:18Live your best life!
08:19Go to school!
08:21And become like a doctor or something.
08:23And I became a bartender.
08:24You have done so much.
08:25You're living in Canada on your own.
08:27You're making us proud.
08:28You're not acting crazy.
08:30You go to school.
08:31You do your work.
08:32My mother has a nickname for me.
08:34And she calls me Jizz.
08:36Right.
08:38Oh, yeah.
08:39I have tried to explain to her
08:42the meaning of that name in this generation, Jizz.
08:47You know what?
08:48It's my mom.
08:49She can call me anything she wants.
08:50I came out of her vagina.
08:51She can do whatever she wants.
08:52Whatever situation you're in, remember,
08:54what would Jesus do?
08:55What would Jesus do?
08:57Yeah, sure.
08:59Don't do anything too crazy.
09:01Nothing crazy.
09:02I promise.
09:04Oh, my God!
09:06What the f...
09:07Giselle, immediately off the bat,
09:08that's my twin right there.
09:09I left my lip gloss in a car.
09:11Oh, bitch, don't worry.
09:12I got about 848 colors.
09:14I love you.
09:15She just gives, like, such a fun energy.
09:17And I think we're gonna be besties.
09:22That was so sexy.
09:27I'm here.
09:28My name's Emmy.
09:29I'm from Fredericton, New Brunswick,
09:31and I'm an esthetician.
09:32Everyone needs an Emmy.
09:33Everyone needs an Emmy in their life.
09:35Oh, my God.
09:36I packed a lot of shit.
09:38People's first impressions of me,
09:39they feel I'm, you know, ditzy.
09:42Yeah.
09:43Oh.
09:43It's a push button.
09:45Fuck.
09:45But I'm actually really smart.
09:49Ta-da!
09:52I am what you call a true maritimer.
09:56I was born and raised in Nova Scotia,
09:58live in Fredericton, New Brunswick,
09:59and have a cottage in Prince Edward Island.
10:01I bring the East Coast energy.
10:04Hello!
10:06Another girl!
10:07Oh, my God, you're gorgeous!
10:09I'm so high-maintenance.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:12I've always been into the nails and the makeup and the tan.
10:15I've been self-tanning since I was 13 years old.
10:18The amount of chemicals that are probably in my body
10:20is horrendous.
10:21So this is the girls' room.
10:23What's the guy's name again?
10:25Emmett.
10:26Emmett.
10:26Let's go find Emmett.
10:27I've been single for probably about a year and a half now.
10:31But I already have what engagement ring I want picked out.
10:36So, honestly, I would literally be married right now.
10:38Like, wife me up.
10:39Did the hat come with the house,
10:41or that was just pretty girl?
10:42No, this is all me.
10:43I got multiple.
10:47Y'all, this crazy.
10:48This is hella crazy.
10:53All right.
10:54I think we're solid now.
10:56My name is Isaiah Crawford.
10:58I'm 25, from Calgary, Alberta.
11:00I'm a skateboarder and a rapper,
11:03and just had my first threesome the other day.
11:05So that's kind of dope.
11:08Yeah!
11:09I'm an instigator.
11:12I'm a straight instigator.
11:14No!
11:14No!
11:15I love to stir the pot.
11:18People are going to probably hate that about me.
11:24What are you hoping to achieve or get out of this?
11:27Some pussy.
11:31No, no, no.
11:33I'm single as fuck.
11:35My longest relationship is literally five days.
11:38Like, that wasn't for me.
11:39All these people wasting their time with all these crazy ass bitches.
11:42Like, that's not me.
11:45Damn, we got the whole gating shit.
11:47Yo, what the fuck?
11:49Oh.
11:52Little family.
11:53Shit!
11:54What the fuck I'm about to live like?
11:58Holy shit!
12:00Oh, what the fuck going on, yo?
12:03No way!
12:06How's it going?
12:07Yo, what's up, my boy?
12:10You having a drink?
12:11Damn!
12:12I love your hair mad nice.
12:14Oh.
12:15Oh, you're cute.
12:17Hi.
12:18How you doing?
12:19This shit crazy as fuck.
12:21Cheers up.
12:21Scatter boy, dread head, cute face, tall.
12:25That is my type to a T.
12:28Our room's on the right.
12:29You gotta grab one of these bottom beds, bro.
12:31I got here first and I took the big bed.
12:33I don't know.
12:34I feel like I'm gonna be claustrophobic down there.
12:42Yeah, I like this.
12:48Can someone help me with my bag?
12:51It's too heavy.
12:52Yeah.
12:53I'm Lila, I'm 20, I'm from Toronto.
12:55I like to have a good time and I like to party.
13:00Okay.
13:01Yes.
13:01Okay.
13:02Thank you so much.
13:03My knight in shining armor.
13:06Appreciate you.
13:07Kelowna's never seen anything the likes of me.
13:10And they better get ready.
13:14What are you doing?
13:16Be aware.
13:18Be aware of me.
13:19Keep it in your peripheral vision.
13:21Why is she beefing with these people right now?
13:23Oh my God.
13:24Don't fucking make fun of me.
13:25I get frustrated.
13:26I'm very dramatic.
13:27My dad even says all the time, he's like,
13:28I feel like I'm in another episode of this reality TV show with you.
13:31That's what he says all the time.
13:32Come on, Teddy.
13:33Let's go.
13:34Let's go.
13:35He's like me.
13:36He's like lazy.
13:37Yeah, look.
13:37It's like me at work.
13:38He only is attracted to older male dogs.
13:42We have the same taste in men.
13:43My ideal man, he plays Raphael in Jane the Virgin.
13:46What's his name?
13:47Oh, wait.
13:48Justin Baldoni?
13:49Yes.
13:49Oh my God.
13:50Justin Baldoni.
13:53Don't even get me started.
13:56Oh my God.
13:57It's big.
13:59Okay.
14:01I can't carry it.
14:07Oh my God.
14:10I'm not strong enough.
14:12So I'm just going to leave it.
14:14I'll come back for it later.
14:16Is someone here?
14:18Oh my God.
14:20Oh shit.
14:21We got someone else?
14:22Who we got?
14:23Another girl.
14:24Another girl?
14:26Yeah, we got all shorties over here.
14:28Lila, nice to meet you.
14:30I'm Lila.
14:30It's so nice to meet you.
14:31Nice to meet you.
14:32Isaiah.
14:32What's your name is?
14:34Lila.
14:34Lila.
14:35Do you want to go and see the girls' room?
14:36Girl, let's go.
14:37This place is insane.
14:38Oh, that's sad, Pat.
14:45Oh my God.
14:48It's the bang zone.
14:49That new girl's fun.
14:51I don't know.
14:51She don't seem like a good person though.
14:53I got a vibe.
14:54I kind of got that vibe too.
14:56You got that vibe, right?
14:56I got that vibe too.
14:58She seems kind of like a little stuck up.
15:00I don't know.
15:01Which is our room?
15:02I hope it's not the one with the dicks on the walls.
15:06Shorty in a pink?
15:07I get a bad vibe from her, bruh.
15:09I'm not fucking with her low key.
15:11She seemed like a problem, bruh.
15:12Mark my words, bruh.
15:14She gonna start some shit first, bruh.
15:16I got no shit.
15:16Can someone help me with my bag?
15:18I will, girly.
15:19Why don't we just make one of the boys do it?
15:20I cannot lift this bag, and I will not lift this bag,
15:24so I'm gonna have to send out a soldier.
15:26Hey, can one of you come bring my bag in?
15:28Sure, I got you.
15:29You want a big bag?
15:31Emma got it.
15:32That is crazy.
15:34You's not gonna catch me doing some shit like that.
15:36I ain't gonna lie.
15:37I just mesh right.
15:38I ain't bring your bag in.
15:40You got a big ass bag, girl.
15:42Yeah.
15:42What the hell?
15:43You got in here a body?
15:45Is the next person coming in the house in your fucking bag?
15:48You gotta bring it all the way to the girls' room.
15:49This guy already taking orders, bruh.
15:51Jesus Christ.
15:52Oh my God, bitch.
15:54What the fuck?
15:54Yeah.
15:55This is insanity.
15:56Oh my God.
15:57I thought I was high maintenance.
15:59That girl's gonna be trouble.
16:00Gotta have more people coming, bro.
16:02I know, right?
16:03If the next person that comes in here is a chick,
16:05I'm fucking jumping in the pool.
16:06I'm looking forward to meeting some boys, man.
16:08I need to get some bro action going.
16:10Hey bitches.
16:11It's Christopher Brown.
16:13I'm 22 years old.
16:15I'm from Toronto, Ontario.
16:17I am a professional dancer, a club promoter,
16:20and the most talked about person in the city.
16:25I started dancing when I was like six years old.
16:28So I've been dancing like my entire life.
16:30And then I got lazy.
16:32And like, it was just like a lot of work.
16:34So now I'm taking a little bit of a break.
16:38The second I'm like walking into a club,
16:41a restaurant, a party,
16:42there's always eyes on me.
16:44I have to be at like the best booth
16:46with the hottest people.
16:48Girls really gravitate towards me.
16:50In the club, we're all fam.
16:53That one's stiff.
16:54I literally have been kicked out
16:56of every single club in Toronto.
16:59I like to put my hand in the pot,
17:01stir it,
17:03start a little bit of drama.
17:04And then when people ask me about it,
17:06I act like I have no clue what they're talking about.
17:08What is not ready?
17:09Oh my gosh.
17:12Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
17:14I'm gonna eat a lime.
17:16You gonna eat a lime raw?
17:17Just like that?
17:18I'm fucking hungry.
17:21What's up?
17:28Oh my gosh.
17:29Christopher is like an angel sent from heaven.
17:32Where are you from, Chris?
17:33Toronto.
17:35I knew it.
17:35I'm Toronto too.
17:36Okay, bye.
17:37That is my guy.
17:39Like that is my new best friend.
17:41Chris and me are gonna be the craziest in the house.
17:44Where am I off?
17:44This room?
17:45Okay.
17:46I'm sorry to put you in here.
17:49It's fine.
17:49It's okay.
17:49This sucks.
17:51Oh, some bitch took my bed.
17:53I have super high standards.
17:55I'm not sleeping in a bunk bed.
17:59I feel like we need to move that over there.
18:01Should we move it?
18:01Yeah.
18:02And then I'll take this back.
18:03Let's do it.
18:05Sorry.
18:07Okay, show me around when I was ready to see.
18:10Moving the bag off the bed.
18:13I will take responsibility,
18:14but he deserves to have his own space.
18:17He's a bad bitch.
18:18No, I actually hate you already.
18:20You hate me.
18:21No, I love you.
18:23I'm like scared for us.
18:24I'm scared for us too.
18:29Holy fuck.
18:30Fire the fuck up, bro.
18:32What's up?
18:33I'm Ethan.
18:34I'm 23 years old.
18:35I'm from New Market Otero,
18:36and I'm here to fucking turn up.
18:38Get ready.
18:38I'm coming.
18:39I'm here to fucking send it.
18:41I was chosen by the Sengods.
18:43They grabbed me by the balls,
18:44came to earth and said,
18:44hey, son, congrats.
18:46You are now a degenerate.
18:47That ain't no green screen.
18:49That's legit.
18:50My company, with two other guys,
18:52we post Canadian party content.
18:54I'm a professional partier.
18:55I do events across the country.
18:57It's a fun thing to do,
18:59as long as you're taking milk thistle,
19:01so your liver doesn't fucking explode.
19:04Holy fuck.
19:07Ayo!
19:08Game time, bitch.
19:10There's someone pulling up on the dock.
19:11There you go.
19:12Look at the dock with the geese.
19:15I'm fucking coming.
19:16This is too much.
19:17Are we getting rid of boats?
19:19Someone's pulling up on a boat right now,
19:21and I'm kind of offended that I wasn't offered
19:24to be dropped off on a boat.
19:25They just threw a beer bottle.
19:27Beer bottle!
19:27Yo, everything!
19:29Yeah!
19:31That is the craziest beer bottle I've ever seen, too.
19:34Who is this guy?
19:35He has, like, a beer bottle.
19:37He's this total, like, Ontario hockey boy coming in.
19:41Oh, my God!
19:41He's adorable!
19:43What?
19:43Bro, pull him with the boat?
19:45Yo, come on, bro.
19:46I like that entrance.
19:47Hey, guys.
19:48Emi.
19:48Hi!
19:49Emi.
19:50Lila.
19:50Ethan.
19:51Where are you from?
19:52Toronto, bro.
19:52You're from Toronto?
19:53Yeah.
19:54You came in on a fucking boat?
19:56Mm-hmm.
19:56I think me and Ethan might be able to get along
19:59if he keeps up with his little adorable face.
20:02Holy shit, huh?
20:03They're fine.
20:04This is our room, bro.
20:06Emi was here first.
20:06He claimed there.
20:08Yo, I claimed here.
20:09This motherfucker put his suitcase down.
20:11Yo, fucking Chris.
20:13Yo.
20:14He switched your suitcase, bro.
20:15Like, what the fuck?
20:17Who cares?
20:18It's not a big deal, you know?
20:19We're here to have fun.
20:20I'm not here to make any enemies.
20:21I'm not that mad about it.
20:22He probably needs it more than I do.
20:25I think I could get in the sink.
20:27Like, I just seem too hot.
20:29When I first met Lila, I just felt something off.
20:33I don't know.
20:34She, like, too entitled.
20:36Ugh.
20:36I want the sun to set.
20:37When I seen Lila by the floor, I was like,
20:39this is my fucking chance.
20:41It's too hot.
20:43Let me fuck with her a little bit.
20:44Let me see how she reacts.
20:46Oh, but then there's gonna be bugs out here.
20:51It's too heavy and it's not there.
20:53Yeah, you can't...
20:54And it's in the shallow end.
20:55Go!
20:56Oh!
20:57Oh, no!
20:59My hair is not on a wash day.
21:02I'm not ready to wash it yet,
21:04so I don't know what I'm gonna fucking do.
21:06Oh, my God, my poor nails.
21:08If this one falls off, you're paying for the new set.
21:11Those look cheap anyway.
21:12Oh!
21:17Night one!
21:18Yay!
21:20Pitch, it's our first night in the house.
21:22This is a pajama party.
21:23Pajama party.
21:25We all look so good.
21:27All right, let's go.
21:29You know how to play pool?
21:30Giselle, let's play games.
21:31I am the worst pool paler in, like, history.
21:34I'm gonna teach you.
21:35I noticed that Isaiah has been eyeing up Giselle a lot.
21:38I ship it.
21:40Oh, my God.
21:41Oh, okay.
21:42That made me excited.
21:43See, he's gonna be my pool partner by the end of this.
21:45Oh, yeah.
21:45I can kind of just feel, like, a mutual attraction with me and Giselle.
21:49Go right here, watch.
21:50But I don't be, like, the relationship type.
21:53Like, I'm not gonna lie.
21:54I'm not gonna fall in love on camera.
21:56You did a good job.
21:56You did a good job.
21:57You did good, too.
21:58Yeah, y'all gonna play this one back.
22:03Night one!
22:04Let's get this party going!
22:06The best summer we ever gonna have.
22:10My biggest pet peeve in the whole world is Debbie Downers.
22:14Excuse me.
22:15I got my funnel.
22:16Let's fucking party.
22:19Drake, motherfucker.
22:20Drake, motherfucker, Drake.
22:22I love a funnel.
22:24I want to build memories.
22:25And you know what you say.
22:26Like, no good memory comes from fucking sitting at a bowl of celery sticks.
22:33Damn.
22:33You turned into a schoolgirl all of a sudden.
22:36These are my glasses.
22:37You look elegant.
22:39Sorry.
22:40See the difference between nice and not nice?
22:42Oh.
22:43I thought that was a compliment.
22:44LSU.
22:46Calling a grown woman a schoolgirl is a compliment?
22:48You're 20 years old.
22:49You can't even drink in the United States, gang.
22:53What is your issue with me?
22:55I ain't got no issue.
22:56So why are you so fucking rude?
22:57I think he's flirting.
22:58If that's flirting, I'd rather lighten myself on fire.
23:03Annoying.
23:04He's annoying.
23:05Honestly, I like crazy girls, but Lila, I knew she was going to be an issue.
23:08Sometimes you speak and it's just kind of dirt.
23:10I don't have no filter.
23:11That's just me, though.
23:12I'm authentic, though.
23:13Right, but when you're talking to a girl or like a woman, you have to work on that because
23:17what you're going to do is evoke like pissed offness.
23:21So work on that.
23:23Good?
23:24We good?
23:25You sassy as hell, gang.
23:28Honestly, I got a big mouth.
23:29I be saying how I feel.
23:31She don't like what I said.
23:33She don't take no shit.
23:34I fuck with that because I don't take no shit either.
23:36But that's why we butt heads.
23:37Yo, it's day one, gang.
23:39We better spend a month together.
23:40We gotta learn.
23:42Come on.
23:43We gotta be good, okay?
23:44Come on.
23:46It's no beef.
23:46I honestly don't really want to fight with Isaiah.
23:49I think he's probably a cool guy.
23:50He just needs to watch his mouth.
23:52It's no beef, all right?
23:53Okay.
23:53It's day one.
23:54We good, gang.
23:55Love you.
23:56You guys fired up or what?
23:57Fuck yes.
23:58Am I the last one?
23:59There's eight of us.
24:00There may be two more of us.
24:02Guys.
24:02I can tell you right now, I feel like there's someone else coming.
24:05Like, I feel like someone's coming.
24:07Do we think another girl's gonna walk in here?
24:09Let's go.
24:14Fire me up.
24:15Let it begin.
24:16My name's Bauer Swiston.
24:17I'm a lacrosse player.
24:21You know what?
24:22Yep, that would've went right through.
24:23The stereotype of lacrosse where I was like rich white kid.
24:26I'm definitely white as fuck, but I mean like I'm not rich whatsoever.
24:30First time in a barber shop, my mom is actually the only person who's cut my hair in my life.
24:35I could FaceTime my mom right now.
24:38Hey, you wanna tell my barber here, you know, what I usually like?
24:42Don't take too much off.
24:43He gets really mad.
24:45I don't like paying for haircuts, right?
24:47That's nails, dude.
24:48Yeah.
24:49Absolutely nails.
24:50I'm from Prince Albert, Saskatchewan.
24:53Yeah!
24:55Oh, I gotta love Canada.
24:57I'm super proud to be from Saskatchewan.
24:59I appreciate, you know, the small town, hard working vibe.
25:03I don't like quitting a lot.
25:06Even in bed, you know, it's like girls gotta finish or else I'm super upset, you know?
25:12Stuff like that.
25:13I don't know why I said that, but that's a great example.
25:16This place is wicked.
25:17I would love to, like, find a bird out west, but I won't really make the first move.
25:22Just cause, like, I met with my dad growing up, but he was...
25:25Whoa, that sounded fucked!
25:27That sounded fucked!
25:32Holy fuck!
25:33This place is the fucking tits.
25:39Oh!
25:41How we doing?
25:42Where do I put my stuff?
25:43I have a surprise!
25:45I just see this big-ass dude.
25:47What's up, everybody?
25:49Fucking mullet going on.
25:51Who the hell is that?
25:53How we doing?
25:55How we doing?
25:55How we doing?
25:56How we doing?
25:56How we doing?
25:58Surprise!
25:58New guy walks in.
25:59Where did you come from?
26:01Hey, nice to meet you.
26:02I'm Giselle.
26:02Giselle, good to meet you.
26:03Come on, boy.
26:04How we doing?
26:05Lila.
26:06Lila, great to meet you.
26:07How we doing?
26:08I know.
26:09He's so hot.
26:10It's like Emmett with hair, but hotter.
26:16Fuck, I'm from all over.
26:18I'm, like, Mr. Natural, but I...
26:19Oh, what the fuck?
26:20Okay, I go away for two seconds,
26:23and there's a new guy here.
26:25Who are you?
26:26Oh, yeah, good to meet you.
26:27Good to meet you.
26:27Nice to meet you, Emmie.
26:28I'm Bauer, good to meet you.
26:29I will say, Bauer is actually such a cutie.
26:34Yo, dude, what are we hitting tomorrow?
26:35What the fuck?
26:36Treston tries in the logo and a little bit of rear nails, baby.
26:40Let's go.
26:41I'm like, yes, yes, my gym bro is here.
26:44Dude, come look at the fucking freezer.
26:46Emmett's gonna be my boy.
26:47He's like the Vinny to my Paulie.
26:49Chicken, fucking fish, beef, fucking everything we fucking need.
26:54Tons of steaks, burgers.
26:56Oh, my God, dude.
26:56Me and my boy are gonna chef up.
26:57Yeah, bro, we're fucking stuffed up.
26:59Nails.
27:00I'm so glad you came in here, dude.
27:02I was like, all day, I was like, where's my fucking gym bro?
27:04Where's my fucking gym bro, dude?
27:06Let's fucking go, man.
27:07Oh, that's so nails.
27:08Let's fucking go, bro.
27:09This place is nails, eh?
27:11Fuck yeah.
27:12Dude, every fucking angle of pull-up.
27:15Look at these two.
27:16I can't wait.
27:17Bauer's hot.
27:19Bauer is hot.
27:20The chrome plates, though, like, that's fucking tough.
27:24We're gonna slide those in.
27:25Oh, my God.
27:25But then he really started grossing me out when he kind of got a hard-on for the weight machine.
27:31Look at the dumbbells, dude.
27:32I'm getting fucking turned on right now.
27:34There's gonna be grunting going on over here.
27:37Oh, my God.
27:39Now I'm, like, kind of at the ick.
27:41Oh, my God, I can't.
27:42I can't wait.
27:42I'm getting super fucking fired up right now.
27:45Oh, my God.
27:46No, I gotta stop.
27:47I'm gonna get a fucking boner.
27:49I'm looking over at women over here that I do.
27:52He's not even looking at them.
27:53You're a big fucking guy, though, eh?
27:55You're bigger than me, dude.
27:56He's actually giving more hard eyes to Emmett.
27:58Dude, I can't fucking look at that.
28:00Ugh.
28:01I'm grossed out.
28:02I'm done.
28:03That's it.
28:05Oh, my God.
28:05I gotta find him.
28:06Let's get rowdy.
28:08Woo!
28:08Yeah, boy!
28:11Ah!
28:12The party is fighting.
28:14Ah!
28:15But, you know, I want sparks flying.
28:16I want people kissing, so I have an evil plan.
28:20So there's a card in the middle.
28:21You have to guess if your card is higher or lower than the card in the middle.
28:25If you're wrong, you have to kiss somebody.
28:27Giselle trying to sit up higher or lower?
28:29I know what the fuck you trying to do, baby.
28:33I'm not mad at it, though.
28:34Let's get frisky!
28:36Emmett, you think that your card is higher or lower than five?
28:40I'm going lower than five.
28:41I think it's lower, honestly.
28:43What do you got?
28:45Higher.
28:45Higher!
28:46Higher!
28:47You gotta kiss somebody.
28:48Who you looking at?
28:50Yes!
28:50Yeah, there you go.
28:53Okay!
28:56You made that sensual, baby.
28:59It feels honestly pretty natural.
29:01I could probably see myself kissing Emmett again.
29:03My thing is if you're funny, my legs will spread.
29:07Like, that's basically all I need from you.
29:10This is true.
29:12I am definitely looking forward to getting a few more kisses in with Riley.
29:18Higher than a 10.
29:19That's a good one.
29:19Then I lost it.
29:21Mm-hmm.
29:22Okay, come here then.
29:23Come here then.
29:24Yeah!
29:24Come here then.
29:29Okay!
29:31There you go.
29:33Why are you blushing over there?
29:35Well, I am blushing.
29:37I definitely felt a little fanny flutter when he kissed me.
29:40It's like, ugh, my evil plan is working.
29:45I'm gonna guess.
29:48Higher.
29:49The meatballs.
29:50Lower.
29:52I think Emmy is definitely feeling Bauer.
29:56And I'm getting some vibes that she'd like to kiss him.
29:59I kiss you in the cheek.
30:00All right, leave.
30:00Because you're very gentleman-like.
30:02You can kiss wherever.
30:03I don't care.
30:04Hey!
30:07There.
30:07Yes!
30:08Okay, now that I know that, I hope I lose again.
30:12I kiss Bauer.
30:14Ooh!
30:15But I can't get enough.
30:17Oh my fucking God.
30:20I lost a round.
30:22Huh?
30:23I lost a round.
30:24Of what?
30:25Oh.
30:26Oh my God.
30:27I can't put this stuff here.
30:29Leave it, leave it.
30:30Leave it.
30:31Bauer, I'll get it for you, dear.
30:32You what?
30:33I'll get it for you.
30:34I'll get it for you.
30:35I'll get it for you.
30:35Okay.
30:39You what?
30:40That was it.
30:41That was it.
30:42That's how you pissed off my guy for real.
30:44What?
30:45Who did you kiss?
30:47Powerless.
30:50Did you make out with him?
30:51No, like barely.
30:53I fucking want more.
30:58Okay, goodnight guys.
31:01Goodnight!
31:08Bruh, how you feeling?
31:10Bruh, my head hurts so bad.
31:12Waking up in the shore house.
31:13It's overwhelming, kinda.
31:15But also like, fuck yeah.
31:16What's up, new fam?
31:17Bro, bunk beds are made for kids.
31:19Like, I got a grown ass man over top of me.
31:23Guys, it's Canada Day.
31:25It's Canada Day!
31:26Happy Canada Day!
31:27Happy Canada Day!
31:27It's like fucking Christmas morning.
31:29Happy Canada Day!
31:31Happy Canada Day!
31:32Good morning!
31:33Good morning, good morning, good morning.
31:34Happy Canada Day.
31:35Happy Canada Day, guys.
31:37Happy Canada Day!
31:38Riley, I'm making a spaghetti.
31:39No way!
31:41Yeah, fuck up.
31:41Spaghetti breakfast, spaghetti breakfast.
31:43Spaghetti breakfast.
31:44Spaghetti breakfast.
31:46We're having spaghetti breakfast.
31:46You're making spaghetti right now?
31:48Guys, that's what I have for breakfast.
31:50Ew.
31:51My girl Emmy, with our spaghetti breakfast, totally revolting.
31:55What in the hell is spaghetti breakfast?
31:59Girl, eat a fucking boiled egg.
32:01What are you doing?
32:03Just spaghetti noodles and parm cheese?
32:05That's crazy.
32:06Everyone thinks that's so fucking weird, but that's my thing.
32:09Like, this is who I am and I want to show them, like, I'm not going to change who I
32:13am being in this house and what I eat just because it's a fucking morning and you think that's weird.
32:18We like it salty.
32:20I like it salty.
32:20That's exactly it.
32:21Oh my god, don't do that!
32:23What the fuck are you doing?
32:25Oh my god!
32:25Oh my god!
32:27I'm Italian and that's a sin to break the pasta like that.
32:30That was sickening.
32:31What are you doing?
32:32What the fuck?
32:34You have to break it.
32:35No, you don't break it!
32:36You don't break it!
32:38Italians are going to fucking hate you.
32:40Yeah, me.
32:41Oh dude, that looks fucking disgusting.
32:44Breakfast.
32:45Thank you so much.
32:46You're welcome.
32:47It's gonna be so fucking good.
32:48I'm on team Emmy.
32:50I love pasta for breakfast.
32:51Emmy's butter and cheese combo, it definitely hit.
32:55You killed it.
32:56Oh my god, I killed it.
32:57That's right.
32:58I might need to go puke, y'all.
33:00You're gonna throw up?
33:00Do you want help?
33:01I'm good.
33:03Can someone bring some fucking paper towel?
33:09God, if only it wasn't noon.
33:10Take a shot.
33:12Oh my god, I need a burp.
33:16Oh my god.
33:18Is that a doorbell?
33:19Oh my god!
33:20I knew somebody was coming!
33:22What's that sound?
33:23Some bitch is here.
33:24You think?
33:32Oh, there's a note.
33:33Oh shit!
33:36We got mail!
33:37Where's she at?
33:38The doorbell, wasn't it?
33:39We've got mail!
33:40We got mail!
33:41We got mail!
33:41We got mail!
33:42We got mail!
33:43What the fuck?
33:44That's crazy.
33:44Can you hurry up and open the mail?
33:46Well, everybody shut up then.
33:48Okay, what's up, what's up?
33:49Hey babes, welcome to Kelowna.
33:51I hope you've made yourselves at home.
33:53I know from personal experience that your first summer at the shore will be epic, but you're not just here
33:58to have fun.
33:58All of you are gonna have to work to earn the right to party.
34:01Literally, it's a holiday.
34:02But until then, I've hired a local Kelowna legend to keep tabs on you before I arrive.
34:07He's waiting for you at your first job.
34:09Don't disappoint me and use this information wisely.
34:12The boss.
34:13Who the fuck is the boss?
34:15Who the fuck is the boss?
34:15The fuck is the boss?
34:15Guys, I'm not right now.
34:17Whoever rode it has personal experience at the shore, so I'm like, who the fuck is this?
34:23The stamp on this is from New Jersey.
34:25So someone from Jersey Shore is gonna come?
34:26Dude.
34:27Has to be.
34:28Oh, Jersey Shore has to be Snooki.
34:30I swear, guys.
34:31Guys, no, I'm gonna cry if it's her.
34:33If it's Asha her, I'm gonna cry.
34:35Are we working today, bruh?
34:39I don't wanna work today.
34:40It's Canada Day.
34:42Can we just stay in our bathing suits?
34:44I don't know what to put on.
34:45Are we gonna go to the bar later?
34:46I wanna watch fireworks and drink tequila and do sparklers.
34:59It's Canada Day, bitches.
35:02I don't know what we're doing today.
35:03All I know is that it's Canada Day.
35:05It is fucking hot and I hope that whatever we're doing, I can take my tarp off.
35:09Yeah, Canada Day!
35:11Should we do the anthem again?
35:12No.
35:13No.
35:13Fuck.
35:14Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada.
35:16Our home and native land.
35:19Puppies are dying out there somewhere.
35:20True Patriot.
35:22Canada, Canada, Canada.
35:23And all the ups coming.
35:26Canada, Canada, Canada.
35:29Pull on a fruit stand?
35:30Get out of here.
35:31I don't wanna work on a fruit stand.
35:34Everyone walking into this fruit stand looks ugly, and I don't really do well with ugly people.
35:38Like, why are you visually assaulting me?
35:41Oh, shit.
35:44We're ready.
35:44We're ready.
35:45Oh, my God, it's hot.
35:46We're gonna melt out here.
35:48We pull up to this fruit stand, and we'll see how long I make it through.
35:52Oh, my God, you guys.
35:54Like, I didn't come here to work.
35:55I came here to party, and it's Canadian day.
35:58I need a drink.
35:59We're about to go to work.
36:00We're about to go to work.
36:02We're about to go to work.
36:02What is going on, everybody?
36:04What's going on?
36:05I see this guy.
36:06He coming out in some banana pants.
36:09He's just like, yo, and I'm just like, who is this?
36:12Is this our boss?
36:13So, you're probably wondering who I am.
36:15My name is Dane, AKA the Prince of Kelowna.
36:22Oh, this guy's a beauty.
36:24This guy's hilarious.
36:25He definitely bringing some energy.
36:27In Kelowna, we love to have fun.
36:32Dane is interesting.
36:37You guys are going to have to work this summer, and I'm going to report back to your boss.
36:43My biggest motto in life is nothing given.
36:46Everything is earned.
36:47Great.
36:48You got to work hard this summer.
36:49Okay.
36:50Great.
36:51I can't listen to what he's saying, because all I can think about is where the fuck is this guy's
36:56teeth?
36:57So, we got some goals for you guys to hit.
37:00On an afternoon like this, we usually hit about $5,000.
37:03Oh, my God.
37:04Easy.
37:04If you guys top it, Dane's got some rewards for you, all right?
37:08So, let's get down to business.
37:10We're going to make $5,000 worth of sales, and then we can go party.
37:14Um, we're fucked.
37:17Oh, I want to be a banana.
37:18Take it.
37:18I dibs this one.
37:19I'm going to look fucking fat in the strawberry.
37:21What the hell?
37:22Yeah, bruh.
37:23Buddy, I'm so up right now.
37:25This is kind of drip, though.
37:26That's the cutest one for sure.
37:28That is drip.
37:28That is drip.
37:29How are we going to turn this up?
37:30Please buy fruit so we can drink tequila.
37:35Yes!
37:35I think that's perfect.
37:38I feel like a fucking clown.
37:40Can you guys hurry up?
37:42Yeah.
37:44Oh, my God.
37:45Yay!
37:45Buy fruit!
37:47Don't get fruit!
37:48Someone's coming!
37:49I feel like a bottle girl right now.
37:52My nail broke!
37:53No!
37:54No!
37:56Oh, no.
37:56You got to use that glue.
37:58Oh, my God.
37:58It hurts.
37:59Buy the fruit!
38:00Bananas!
38:01You can get some of me!
38:02Buy the fruit!
38:03Okay, that's another customer.
38:04Buy the fruit!
38:05Oh!
38:06Papa Terry!
38:08Fresh fruit!
38:09Try it!
38:10I'll give you a kiss if you take it.
38:11Mwah!
38:12Chef.
38:13Can you imagine?
38:14It comes with her phone number.
38:16Me and Ethan, we got put in front of the house, so we're the first people you see when you
38:19come in.
38:20You see a gorgeous smile and a cute Canadian boy.
38:23I'm working hard.
38:24I'm doing my thing.
38:25I'm just making sure that we get that 5K.
38:28I don't know who's selling 5K worth of apricots, but apparently this place is.
38:33Hey, guys.
38:33Would you like to try a free sample?
38:34I'm going to do a cherry.
38:35Cherry?
38:36Go ahead.
38:36Go ahead.
38:37Take your cherry.
38:37I'll do strawberry.
38:38You take your strawberry, girl.
38:40Do you want to take some home?
38:41I think you should take some cherries home.
38:42I might have to.
38:43We have so much.
38:44Amazing.
38:44Thank you so much.
38:45Thank you guys.
38:48Girl, how you doing over there?
38:49It's so fucking hot.
38:50It's so hot, right?
38:52These cherries are nice and cold.
38:54It's scorching hot.
38:55My makeup is falling off of my face.
38:58The sun is in my eyes, and I'm not vibing.
39:01Oh my God, I actually can't do this right now.
39:03Why?
39:04It's so fucking hot.
39:05Chris isn't doing any work, so he has to.
39:07I am.
39:07I just finished his bag.
39:08Okay.
39:09I need my 30-minute break.
39:11Hmm.
39:12Um, let's see.
39:13What do we think?
39:14What do we think?
39:14What do we think here?
39:15I think my favorite girl in the house has got to be Riley so far.
39:19You know, she's funny.
39:19She seems real down to earth.
39:21Man, we've got to do something big.
39:22You're not thinking short and sweet?
39:24No.
39:24Okay.
39:25I'm thinking long and sensual.
39:26Wow, okay.
39:28Me and Emma definitely gravitate towards each other.
39:30He's really good energy.
39:32We could do, like, come in and get peachy.
39:35I'm, like, scared of love, so it really takes, like, a lot for me to, like, hop into something.
39:40But I'm, like, hoping that we keep getting to know each other.
39:43Bye, you, peach.
39:43See you, peach.
39:44Oh, I like that.
39:46Okay.
39:46I'm gonna have some weird-ass tan lines, right?
39:49Tarp off?
39:50Oh, my God.
39:50Sweet.
39:52Focus on the cherries.
39:54Focus on the cherries.
39:55Jeez.
39:56Woo!
39:57Fucking right I'm happy with who I'm with.
40:00Bauer's just eye candy, right?
40:02Mm-hmm.
40:04The cherries are actually really cold on my hands.
40:06I want to rub them all over you.
40:07What?
40:09I think Emmy's trying super hard to get with Bauer, and it's kind of...
40:16Sorry.
40:18It's really embarrassing.
40:20It's shaped like a heart.
40:21It is, actually.
40:22That's, yeah.
40:23Aw, it's for you.
40:24Thanks.
40:25I'll put it in my pocket right now.
40:27Good.
40:27I'm so over the heat.
40:28I'm over these two.
40:30I need a break, some water, and a tequila shot.
40:33You would buy that bag.
40:34Cherries.
40:35I'd buy anything from you.
40:37Buy a fruit.
40:38Buy, buy a fruit.
40:40Would you like to?
40:41Enjoy your apple pie.
40:42Thank you very much.
40:43Oh, my God.
40:44He's so yummy.
40:45Thank you so much.
40:45You'll take one as well?
40:47Me and Giselle are surprisingly a crazy duo.
40:50Happy Kelly.
40:51She's flashing her tits and getting all the attention, and then I'm like, hey, how are you doing?
40:55Don't fall in love.
40:55Those things are real tasty.
40:56I'm a good salesman.
40:58I can fucking sell.
40:59Have a good one.
41:00Buy my fruit.
41:01Buy, buy my fruit.
41:03That's it.
41:04We can do it.
41:05We can do it.
41:05Thank you so much.
41:06You're welcome.
41:08All right, everybody.
41:09Come gather in.
41:12We managed to hit our goal, and we are going to party.
41:19There you go.
41:20Good job, everyone.
41:21We get to party.
41:23Let's fucking go.
41:25Oh, my God.
41:26Put on your party shoes, and get the heck out of here.
41:29Let's go.
41:30Come on up, baby.
41:32We about to get fucked up tonight.
41:34Oh, yeah.
41:35Let's fucking go.
41:37Get me the fuck out of here.
41:38I'm fucking over it.
41:40We put in work today, and we're going to get fucking wasted tonight.
41:44You know what?
41:44I probably would have had fun if it wasn't hotter than a witch's fucking cooch outside.
41:49Chris was having the worst time.
41:52I was so over it the second I got there, and I was like third wheeling.
41:57Right.
41:57Emmy and Bauer.
41:59Were they vibing?
41:59No, Emmy's trying so.
42:01Oh, I was scared.
42:02That's what you were going to say.
42:03Bauer is so not about it.
42:06And she's going to kill anybody that touches Bauer.
42:15Honey, I'm home.
42:17Oh, nice.
42:18Oh, nice.
42:18So nice.
42:19Okay.
42:20Despite the heat exhaustion, we're about to rally.
42:23We're about to go out, and I'm so excited for our first night out altogether.
42:27You guys ready to go out tonight, or what?
42:29I'm excited.
42:30I feel like the day's done.
42:32It hasn't even started yet.
42:34Do you guys think another girl's going to come?
42:35Yeah.
42:35Honestly, the thought of just another girl coming in pisses me off.
42:39It doesn't piss me off.
42:41It doesn't piss me off.
42:41I get quite the opposite.
42:42And then that pisses me off.
42:44I feel good.
42:45I feel standing tall.
42:47I feel I look good like dumb.
42:50I'm here, baby.
42:51Your girl has arrived.
42:52Hello, I'm Kiara.
42:54I'm 23.
42:54Oh, wait.
42:55Fuck.
42:55Wait.
42:55Shit.
42:56One more time.
42:57One more time.
42:58My name's Kiara.
42:59I'm from Halifax.
43:00All right.
43:01Cheers.
43:01I'm very close with my family.
43:03We're a very tight-knit family.
43:05Cheers to behaving yourself.
43:07Behaving myself.
43:08My grandmother is my fucking rock.
43:10She keeps me grounded.
43:12We love to share each other's clothes.
43:13You still owe me my sweater.
43:14I know.
43:15She's never going to judge me.
43:17She's literally what I aspire to be as a woman.
43:21Oh, don't cry though.
43:24There's the sweet angel side of me, but there's that fucking devil in me.
43:28Look out for me.
43:29Look out.
43:29If it comes out, I'm sorry.
43:32I can't stop it.
43:33Are we almost there?
43:34I smell the guise.
43:35I can't wait for some drama to go down.
43:37Oh, I am the bombshell.
43:39Baby, you guys are not ready.
43:41I am fucking coming in there like a fucking hurricane.
43:47That's how it's going to go.
43:50I'm ready to show my heart, show my ass, show my tits.
43:54I'm ready to show it all, baby.
43:56Here we go.
43:57This is where I'm meant to be.
43:59I'm fucking buzzing.
44:06Where is everybody?
44:08No!
44:09Guys, let me get in there!
44:11Oh my!
44:15What is that?
44:21How are we doing?
44:24How are we doing?
44:25How are we doing?
44:25How are we doing?
44:30This is good.
44:32I love it.
44:33Read my mind.
44:34They listen to my prayers.
44:36They listen to my prayers.
44:36The Shoregrafts listen to my prayers.
44:38And they sent me down exactly what I was looking for.
44:40Hi, everybody!
44:42Hey!
44:42Hey!
44:43I'm ready to make the friends of a lifetime in this house.
44:46And I'm just hoping that, you know, they feel the same way.
44:49What's her name?
44:50Kiera.
44:51Kiera.
44:52I'm not here to step on anybody's toes.
44:53I'm not a threat.
44:54I promise I'm not a threat.
44:56Unless...
44:57No.
44:57I'm not a threat.
44:58Go!
44:59Go!
44:59I love it!
45:01I love it!
45:02I love it.
45:03This is good.
45:05Oh, Emmy's gonna have an emotional breakdown.
45:08I love it!
45:10Oh, my God!
45:12Honestly, I'm not too happy about this new arrival.
45:15The one person I'm interested in in the house is Bauer.
45:18We have been getting along so well.
45:20And we do not need another female in this house right now.
45:26She's vibrating.
45:27She's bouncing.
45:28She's vibrating.
45:29Yeah!
45:30My boy Bauer is, you know, already fucking head over heels for this chick.
45:35I can see it in his eyes.
45:36I had to put clean socks on for this.
45:37He is very excited to have this girl in the house.
45:42So, Kiera, she's gorgeous.
45:44I think she's super, super fun.
45:45I think she'll definitely shake things up in this house.
45:48100%.
45:49Wow, is this our little makeup station?
45:52It's so fucking hot up here.
45:54She comes up the stairs and I'm like...
45:56Is there a little spot for me here?
45:59Hello?
46:03Fuck that.
46:08Hey, Keith, tell me something about you.
46:10I got to get to know you.
46:11Okay, something about me.
46:14Hmm.
46:15I'm a dog groomer.
46:16A dog groomer?
46:17No way, really?
46:18Yeah, that's my job.
46:19Do you like it?
46:20I love it.
46:21So, you have a dog then?
46:22I have two dogs.
46:23I have a...
46:25Oh my God, you're making me nervous.
46:26Forget my dog.
46:27So, you too.
46:27I think everyone should have stayed.
46:29I love my dog.
46:30Okay, wait.
46:31I'm sorry.
46:31Great Pyrenees Mastiff, that's him.
46:33No, really.
46:34Yeah.
46:34I'd love to groom your dog some day.
46:38Yours got good energy.
46:39Like, I don't have a type, but I'm like...
46:41This girl's got everything going on.
46:43Wait, what is your name again?
46:44Bryson?
46:45Bauer.
46:46Wait, Bauer.
46:47I knew that.
46:48Damn, it sounds good when you say it.
46:50And that's...
46:51You should be proud.
46:52I'm terrible with names, but I remember...
46:53Yes!
46:54Oh my God.
46:54Well, I'm terrible with names and I would've...
46:58This girl comes in and he's like,
47:00Oh my God, this new shiny thing, right?
47:02I'm so glad you're here.
47:04Yes, it's chaos.
47:04Right now, I'm not worried because I'm like...
47:06At the end of the day, I feel like he's gonna come...
47:08Back to me.
47:11But right now, I'm kinda like,
47:12Okay, I don't wanna see that though.
47:13What the fuck?
47:15I should go get ready.
47:17Are you coming with me?
47:18Mm-hmm.
47:18Yeah?
47:22Ah!
47:23You look so good, I could cry!
47:25I'm just gonna go with just red panties.
47:27Tonight is like, the first real night.
47:30Put it on!
47:31Last night was chill.
47:32Tonight, I wanna be on the floor.
47:43Oh my God, guys.
47:44What the fuck do you think is happening in the other...
47:46Oh yeah, what do you guys think is happening in the other car?
47:49We're like scissoring.
47:53Kelowna has no idea what's about to hit them.
48:05Oh, good job!
48:06We called it!
48:09It's insane!
48:11It's beautiful.
48:13There's this whole skyline.
48:14There's a fuckin' shikuchi on the fuckin' table.
48:17I'm like, let me eat.
48:18I'm so excited right now.
48:20Everyone, thank you for doing such a good job today.
48:23Thank you!
48:24I'm a man of my words.
48:25Let's have some fun!
48:26Let's go!
48:27Let's go!
48:29Can we just look at these fuckin' views, though?
48:31I know!
48:32I know!
48:33Oh my God!
48:34The night's young.
48:35We're having fun.
48:36We're drinking.
48:37New girl's in.
48:38Emmy's pissed.
48:41Okay, so I feel like Kira doesn't get social cues,
48:44and I feel like she doesn't understand that, you know,
48:46like, I'm into Bower, you know?
48:48But that's that.
48:49I don't know.
48:51Uh-oh.
48:52Get me here.
48:53Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
48:58Those are good!
49:00Coming in late in the house,
49:01it's obviously gonna be a threat to many people.
49:05But, like, from the get-go,
49:07she gave me, like, a bad impression.
49:09Something, something, something's not correct.
49:11Something.
49:12Something's not correct.
49:13She probably just feels, like, territorial maybe a little bit
49:15because, like, obviously, this is, like, an experience.
49:17Like, she's, um, probably just feeling a little, like,
49:20maybe overwhelmed.
49:22I'm gonna need a drink for this one.
49:23You're gonna need a couple.
49:25If she's that threatened on the first day by me,
49:27then, okay, let the best girl win.
49:31He's so far away.
49:33My boo-boo baby.
49:35How are we doing?
49:35You're just saying, like, you're so far away.
49:37I know, I want to be over there.
49:39There's no chair.
49:39Of course, I hit it off with Key, right?
49:41I think, I think he's fine.
49:43Should I go over there?
49:44I can go over there.
49:45I'll move my chair.
49:45All right, she got a really bubbly personality.
49:48That's attractive.
49:49Oh, thanks for having me.
49:50How are you doing?
49:51Yeah.
49:52So how's outside of the table?
49:54It's fun.
49:55I'm fucking pissed.
49:57Kira's coming in hot, and she needs to slow it right down.
50:02Holy fuck, she's obnoxious.
50:06It's like she's a fucking bouncy ball, just like that.
50:10Get away from me.
50:11I can't.
50:12Oh my god, this is torture.
50:14I feel really bad for Emily.
50:14I don't like this at all.
50:15So Bauer sits down next to us, and Lila's freaking out because she's like, she's doing this on
50:21purpose.
50:22He's trying to piss Emmy off.
50:24So tell me there's something else about you.
50:26Something random.
50:27And it was pissing her off.
50:29She was steaming.
50:29I could see it in her fucking eyes.
50:31She was fucking steaming.
50:32I hate this.
50:33You know what?
50:33I feel bad.
50:34I don't know.
50:35Well, I was doing nursing.
50:36I think I told you that.
50:37I got in a car accident.
50:39Bauer.
50:40What?
50:40Do you mind if you do me a favor?
50:43Yeah?
50:43Just be a little mindful of everyone's feelings and emotions.
50:47And listen, I don't think you did anything wrong.
50:49What did I do?
50:50Can you let me finish?
50:50Yeah, no, finish.
50:51Thanks.
50:52We're all having fun.
50:53Next thing you know, Lila, Lila, starts putting me on blast.
50:57She's like, I know we had a moment, but I'm not your boyfriend.
50:59I can go do me.
51:01Please don't be mad.
51:01You have to be mindful of her feelings.
51:03In no way is Bauer in the fucking wrong, dude.
51:06Let him live.
51:07He just got here.
51:08Fuck off.
51:09Oh, I'll address it.
51:10I didn't realize.
51:10I had no clue that there was anything going on.
51:13Oh, my God.
51:13Situational awareness zero over here.
51:16No, I'm not overreacting.
51:17Is that a dig at me?
51:18Because I'm going to let that one slide.
51:20Lila doesn't realize that me and Emmy, it's like a platonic thing.
51:24Lila didn't get the memo that, like, that's our dynamic.
51:27I was like, that's crazy.
51:29Have you never talked to a woman or a girl any day in your fucking life?
51:34Like, she's upset because she likes you, idiot.
51:47You meant me to die back there.
51:50I was getting torched.
51:51Oh, shit.
51:52Oh, look at those fireworks.
51:55Fireworks made me feel so giddy.
51:58Yeah?
51:59It made you feel some type of way?
52:01Do you want to kiss me?
52:02Like, are you forced or do you want to?
52:07Guys, he's in love with me already.
52:08Literally, he loves me already.
52:10Everyone else can go home.
52:11I found my man.
52:16I like your kisses.
52:18They're cute.
52:18I like your kisses too.
52:19It was a good little kiss.
52:21She's a good kisser.
52:22But it's like, I'm not trying to hurt nobody.
52:24I'm not trying to get hurt.
52:25So we're going to see what goes on from here.
52:27Are you okay?
52:28Actually?
52:29Are you actually mad?
52:30I don't ever want to make you mad.
52:31Being on this rooftop with everyone in the house, like, the vibes are high.
52:38We're like, already becoming a family so fast.
52:41Happy Canada!
52:45We have a crazy group of people.
52:48Couples are forming.
52:50Tension is boiling.
52:52I'm like, what is going to be the rest of the summer right now?
52:55I'm fucking terrified for my life.
52:58This is great.
52:59This is great.
52:59This is great.
53:00This summer is about to be iconic.
53:06I'm holding the new nineteen to the cinq-туbe spot.
53:06What am I going to be right now?
53:06How am I going to give you pink?
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