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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Pu-sup!
00:36Bo-sup!
00:37Slow-ass sea slug!
00:42Bo-sup!
00:42Slow-ass sea slug!
00:43Lampdown, sea slug!
00:47Damn!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:41Seuss' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Get out!
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:33Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:05Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed, playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die. I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:49I need more. A lot more.
04:55Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:19Damn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away! Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan!
06:00Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan Hoop, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?!
08:14Who the hell are you?!
08:26Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:34No, I'm not.
08:35I'm not.
08:35I'm not.
08:35Nothing!
08:35Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura? She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy? Mommy?
10:45Mommy?
11:03It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:06Mommy?
11:07Mommy?
11:10Mommy?
11:20Somebody help me!
11:23Mommy?
11:27Mommy?
11:35Give me a name, Leora.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiancé, my property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:23No, let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I got careless.
12:42Diving near a shipwreck.
12:43My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:56Boss?
12:57Soup's ready.
13:04If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:29Jack, gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:33Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:45This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:08You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:14Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I...
15:27I'm not tasty.
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:40I will devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:01Whoo!
16:03Holy moly!
16:06What?
16:09See?
16:11I have purchased this girl.
16:14Bye honey!
16:19Look at the
16:20you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:48monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:25oh
18:30oh
18:31oh
18:31oh
18:32oh
18:32oh
18:33oh
18:59My liege, have mercy.
19:02I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
19:04Please, spare my life.
19:06No problem.
19:07Thank you, my lord.
19:08Thank you for your mercy.
19:09Try to remember that in your next life.
19:25Enjoying the show?
19:35My king!
19:36We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:46Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes!
19:49Yes, my liege!
20:02My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:23Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:29Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:21Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:32I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades' ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:09Little fish.
22:15Headed staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The Sea King, he's real.
22:23Hades, you hiding?
22:25Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:31One, two.
22:36Thank the fates, the boss is here.
22:43Boss, this bum.
22:51You idiot.
22:52Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:55You're done. Get out.
22:57In front of Poseidon, your ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27Everyone, drop what you're doing.
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:31Every resource, every contact.
23:33Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
23:36Yes, boss.
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:01Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch.
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home-mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:39Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid.
24:53Stay away from my daughter.
24:54Don't you dare touch her.
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding.
25:14This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:18I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go.
25:24No, mommy.
25:25I'm not leaving you.
25:37Kids mine.
25:39You die.
25:43You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:56Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded.
26:04Poisoned.
26:05Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:12Come at me!
26:14Feisty one.
26:16Dylan wants you dead.
26:17But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face.
26:29All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily!
26:44Lily!
26:45Run!
26:46Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:13Your hands off her!
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:04Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:08Now!
28:20If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:41No!
28:44No!
28:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
29:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:21I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises Mommy's going to be OK.
29:27We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid.
29:37I'll make your death quick.
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best.
30:08Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
31:03Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:23That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:31So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn. You take a hit well.
31:49Well, let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:48Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:11Ah!
33:13You?
33:14In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:22Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
34:13You're half-dead already!
34:14You're half-dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:48Ancient Ekethra!
34:50The coastal legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:27We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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