00:00I've always wondered what the real ending of the dinosaur game is.
00:02No, but you know that game where you play as a pixelated dinosaur
00:05And you have to jump over the cacti
00:06And dodge your pterodactyl companions
00:08Until you get one and start the game again
00:09Since it's getting faster and faster
00:11So, since I'm a huge unemployed person and have nothing to do with my life...
00:13I decided to cut the internet cable at my home
00:15And I started playing it
00:16Except that in reality I'm exhausted from gaming
00:19So I smashed and wrecked my computer
00:21Oh, it's not my fault either if it's too fast for me.
00:23And besides, it hurts a little Chinese game.
00:25So I tried to code a bot to do all the work for me.
00:27Except, I'll remind you, I broke my PC.
00:29So I preferred to do my research
00:30And I haven't seen anyone succeed in the challenge.
00:32But after some digging, I was able to find an interview with the game's creator.
00:35Who gave the answer I ask myself every night before going to sleep?
00:37Even when you have a score of 9,999 points
00:39The score will simply continue to be played
00:41But if theoretically you want to finish the game
00:43It will take 17 million years, which is the lifespan of the dinosaurs on Earth.
00:46To finish the game
00:47And that's when I understood what the real ending of the game was.
00:49And it's not a romantic disappointment that makes our dinosaur sad.
00:51And who unfortunately decides to kill himself
00:53Or even a fight between Godzilla
00:55A gigantic pterodactyl
00:56And a combat helicopter, no?
00:57The real end of the game is the end of your life.
00:59Even before finishing the T-Rex one
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