00:00Why are Asians slanted?
00:01The other day I was having a war battle against the sun when all of a sudden...
00:03Hey! But why am I restricted?
00:06And I went blind!
00:07But as a result, you can't see as well as we can!
00:08How are you?
00:09But we look the same!
00:10So no, just because we have almond-shaped eyes doesn't mean we see less well than you.
00:12Or perhaps we have a better peripheral viso-element
00:14It's almost as if we're radars, actually.
00:18What makes up our vision is not the eyes but the eyelids
00:20Can you see the pointer in your iris compared to your eye?
00:22There's a lot of space, so we can see as you do.
00:24Finally, like them, then.
00:25So why do we have small eyes then?
00:26Squinty eyes, or epithetically squinty eyes for intellectuals
00:28This is an anatomical peculiarity resulting from evolutionary and environmental adaptation.
00:32I don't give a fuck, bro
00:33And this thing is used to protect our eyes from the cold and the sun's glare.
00:36Basically, the sun beating down on the snow and shining directly in your face.
00:38Therefore, our ancestors simply adapted.
00:40Thanks to the theory of evolution
00:41And what good does it do us to be restricted?
00:43That's simply because it takes hundreds of millions of years for a genetic modification to occur.
00:46And well, we have to keep our eyes open to preach to as many girls as possible.
00:48Or, to make it easier on the eyes to pick rice, eh?
00:50Yeah, if you want, yeah
00:52But is our penis as small as our eyes then?
00:55No, 4 cm is gigantic.
00:56But if you really want to know if an Asian has a little pof
00:58Let's get 20,000 likes and I'll make a video about it
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