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00:00China has just announced to us in Cape Town that robots can help women give birth and get pregnant.
00:02I still have way too many questions here.
00:04So now a robot created by a human is capable of creating another human.
00:07I don't think it's ever been done, even in science fiction movies.
00:09Well, even The Simpsons didn't predict that.
00:10Sir, I have an idea for a video: it's about a robot getting pregnant by a human.
00:13What kind of stupid idea is that? Your plan isn't realistic.
00:15So it was during the World Robots Conference in Beijing
00:17That the K-Watek company, whose knees have simply announced
00:20A robot equipped with an artificial uterus
00:22Capable of having a pregnancy, bro
00:25So you're going to tell me that in the same year we'll have GTA 6 and robot moms
00:27Well, 2026 will be packed with entertainment.
00:29Personally, I know YouTubers who will claim that as a business expense.
00:34Honey, it's not what you think
00:35And I think I know what kind of man created those robots.
00:38These guys had a debate with a feminist
00:39And she said this sentence
00:40Yeah, well, anyway, you don't exist without us.
00:42At the end, he was worried about having lost the debate.
00:44So he took his engineering degree and his ego and he did it
00:46Oh yeah?
00:47That's what we're going to see.
00:48Slut
00:49But does the robot then get maternity leave?
00:50So, is her kid a cyborg then?
00:52So how will the parent-teacher meeting actually go?
00:54No, not even in the playground, in fact, there will be new insults.
00:56Hey, your mom seems a bit rusty, doesn't she?
00:58Son of R2D2
00:59Your mother is the Terminator
01:00No, I'm just criticizing, but it might be mainstream in five years.
01:02And so people will rewatch my video and they'll see me looking weird
01:04I don't know, maybe I'm the one who's upside down.
01:06That's a very interesting film.
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