00:01come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
00:07come on pick up
00:08i thought the kids were always on their damn smartphones these days come on come on maggie
00:14it's all uncle heppy yeah cancel your plans i'm coming over no no no no listen i found it
00:20the holy grail of physical media night of the lurchers
00:27yeah best movie of 1999 and that's saying something 99 was the best year for film hell
00:33the best year period god rocking down lindale avenue in my cobalt blue fort fairmont tank full
00:39of 99 cent gas blasting brian setzer orchestra what oh yeah the movie um it's about these
00:46monsters called lurchers and they feed on the movement of the living like if you try to run
00:51you slow down they speed up it's so creepy what no no we can't watch it online because streaming
00:59fucking sucks look i know your generation's been trained to worship high resolution until
01:04you think cinema's seeing every pore and george clooney's dimpled ass cheeks but you must appreciate
01:10the glory of an old school dvd its bonus features easter eggs actual love burned into a physical
01:17object you can hold and yes yes you will not regret this max this movie's gonna change your life
01:34it is gonna take you back to the old days and once you get there you might never come
01:40you
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