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00:00:09You said you'd always watch out for me! You promised!
00:00:12Well, maybe I don't want to look at you.
00:00:13I hate you.
00:00:14Zoe, uh, you remember my son, Ryan?
00:00:16Hey.
00:00:16Your father wasn't having an affair with your mom.
00:00:18Grace!
00:00:19He raped her!
00:00:20No!
00:00:22Oh my god, Simeon.
00:00:24Is that Zoe's dad?
00:00:25Yes.
00:00:26I would never let anything happen to you or Zoe.
00:00:33Samir's done it.
00:00:34As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:00:39I want you to find William Butcher.
00:00:41We've got an ubervirus strong enough to kill every fucking soup on the planet.
00:00:46No.
00:00:47Soldier boy killing my family.
00:00:48I gotta get this motherfucker out of my head.
00:00:50Look, you let me go, you'll be the hero that saved Translucent.
00:00:57Sweet boy.
00:00:58I...
00:00:59I will be there for you always.
00:01:02Okay, good.
00:01:04Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:01:07Stand up in the name of Jesus!
00:01:10Jesus!
00:01:11Why?
00:01:12Let's do it.
00:01:37I'll be there in the name of Jesus!
00:01:39Holy fuck!
00:01:40He's
00:01:41What do you want to ask?
00:01:42Open up.
00:02:25AAAAAAAA!
00:02:26I don't care about your reputation
00:02:28You're in a trap
00:02:31You've been shot in the past
00:02:32We have a new nation
00:02:35What can I do?
00:02:37What can I do?
00:02:38Until anyone is against
00:02:40And don't blame them for your reputation
00:02:44I'm here!
00:02:46Not me!
00:02:48No!
00:02:53Please
00:02:55I have family
00:02:56I love Imagine Dragons
00:02:59Please
00:02:59I'm sorry
00:03:01No one can know I was here
00:03:08Soldier Boy
00:03:09America's first hero
00:03:11Defender of liberty, faith and family
00:03:15Branded a traitor by the legacy media
00:03:18Scapegoated by Starlight
00:03:20Who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower
00:03:24But from the ashes of injustice
00:03:27Soldier Boy has been reborn
00:03:29And America deserves the truth
00:03:32Since 1984
00:03:33Soldier Boy has been in Russia
00:03:35Working with our friends in the Kremlin
00:03:37To root out those sneaky traitors in Ukraine
00:03:39Turns out Russia isn't our enemy
00:03:41They're a strong family first nation
00:03:43Who don't put up with trans bathrooms
00:03:45We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice
00:03:48And we hope that he can forgive us
00:03:51As he takes his rightful place on the Seven
00:03:57It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first ever democratic medal of patriotic freedom
00:04:16My boy
00:04:17My poor sweet boy
00:04:24I'm also very proud to say
00:04:26That this great hero
00:04:27Is my father
00:04:30Oh, hold on
00:04:30When did you find out?
00:04:31Oh, I know
00:04:32When did you find out?
00:04:33It's not
00:04:33It's not
00:04:34It's not
00:04:35It's not
00:04:35It's not
00:04:36It's not
00:04:36It's not
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00:04:50Forty years out of the Spotlight, you still got it, huh?
00:04:53Sage tells me, uh, socials are blowing up
00:04:57People Magazine?
00:04:58They're-they're calling us, uh, America's Sexiest Dynasty
00:05:02Believe that?
00:05:09come on i would never have sent you in there if i knew the butcher had the virus i wouldn't
00:05:14have
00:05:14swear to god although i did tell you not to engage so if we're pointing fingers i don't
00:05:21think i should be exclusively at fault here gentlemen lab results are in lab results
00:05:30now a lot has happened today at this event how we were there they all got infected we watched
00:05:37them die how the fuck is that constable braven oh no oh no
00:05:50he's got v1 in his bloodstream shit v1 what is v1 frederick vod's first iteration
00:05:57of compound v v1's ten times more potent than today's formula highly unstable only worked on
00:06:05a handful of early soups you bombsite torpedo private angel stormfront who is stormfront dr
00:06:14vod's wife clara i think you know where's liberty point is v1 saved your life and is likely why
00:06:22your generation of soups doesn't age this is a modern compound v molecule this is the virus
00:06:30it's spike proteins bind to the v receptors kind of like gears meshing but v1 is different it looks
00:06:36like this nothing for the virus to bind to you might have told us that before we tested it v1
00:06:44hasn't
00:06:44been in circulation since the 1950s and i thought soldier boy was dead we all did now all i'm hearing
00:06:49is that this motherfucker is unkillable okay but what about homelander does this does this mean
00:07:07that i'm his son am i immune to no your embryo was shot up with plain old garden variety v
00:07:13like me like every other suit but if homelander got his hands on some v1 then theoretically he'd be
00:07:18like soldier boy immune to the virus maybe even immortal bring me some i can't why not thought
00:07:24destroyed every vial there's none left but the vial still exists somewhere i suppose wait if that's
00:07:30true then that means he can use that we need to get to it before homelander does how i'm sure
00:07:35he
00:07:35knows all this already we're fucked good point love we hit him with the virus today while it still works
00:07:42that wasn't at all my point which is right see it's the smart play we draw him out and hit
00:07:49him
00:07:49today okay how are you gonna get it in front of him homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower
00:07:55in days which means he's probably scared of getting infected and if you release this thing he just flies
00:08:00up into fucking space until it's all over right so until you figure that out we have to find some
00:08:06of
00:08:06this v1 we don't really have a choice i know where to start
00:08:15wow thank god that stuff's in here saved you um i guess all's well that anyone fuck you
00:08:22you knew butcher had the virus you defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip no
00:08:27no no i did not what i wanted well joke's on you asshole because i'm gonna live and you'll die
00:08:33if the virus doesn't get you time will and when you're sitting in that wheelchair shitting in a
00:08:39colostomy bag i'll be running the seven shitting on sherry lewis's tits
00:08:48look at you just the softest wettest boy
00:08:55you're pathetic you're nothing at all
00:09:06mademoiselle annie are you certain of this we don't have a choice
00:09:19you know what this means right we do get this fee one you and kamiko could take some
00:09:25i mean it made soldier boy immune to the virus it could make you immune too like a vaccine
00:09:28yeah or we could grow a million dicks like a koosh ball but with dicks
00:09:33very specific but look there's a chance
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00:09:50no
00:09:50We weren't expecting you.
00:09:52I take it Marie Moreau is running late?
00:09:54Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
00:09:58She set this up, actually.
00:10:00Did she?
00:10:01Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
00:10:05You mean the first generation V?
00:10:07Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with William Butcher?
00:10:15You can't actually be surprised, I know.
00:10:17But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my granddaughter?
00:10:27Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
00:10:28And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
00:10:32But you're still working with him.
00:10:35We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
00:10:38And if he does, he lives forever.
00:10:41And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
00:10:45So you're going to keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock, or you're going to help us out?
00:10:57Follow me.
00:11:09After you.
00:11:10After you.
00:11:11After you.
00:11:12After you.
00:11:32O.1% torture the world.
00:11:35and watch it burn from their luxury bunkers it's wasn't here you're right
00:11:41smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by 7-eleven while Arby's jerked off in the
00:11:46corner it's V bro mango thunder body spray fuck everyone this is Maverick
00:11:51translucent son sup player sup player starlight I was a kid last you saw me
00:12:01you sang at my dad's funeral Maverick hi um what are you doing here don't you go
00:12:06to Godolkhan fuck that place and fuck Vought they're all a bunch of liars they
00:12:11said a cartel supervillain killed my dad mr. Edgar was the only one that told me
00:12:15the truth it was Homelander Homelander killed my dad
00:12:26wow Homelander oh god I fuck that fucking motherfucker I've been saying it for years
00:12:34this fucking this fucking guy motherfucker okay so Maverick Zoe Marie Moreau what are you trying
00:12:43to start your own teenage kicks or something I believe the children are our future Maverick
00:12:48if you'll excuse us a moment follow me if you want to know about V-1 I hope you have
00:12:54strong
00:12:54stomachs V-1 was barbaric and unstable Dr. Vought's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of
00:13:03endless torment he murdered thousands only to achieve five successes Jesus even after Vought defected to
00:13:11the Allies he kept testing V-1 on a ready supply of U.S. servicemen why am I not surprised
00:13:16by then we
00:13:18were in an arms race with the Russians and nothing could stand in the way of national security Dr. Vought
00:13:24stabilized the formula in the 50s and swept all mentioned the V-1 under the rug like every other
00:13:29sorted chapter in this company's history and you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever not
00:13:34that I've seen you think Vought wanted a paper trail to Dachau this is every surviving file from
00:13:40Project Vought's if you want to look through them be my guess Zoe Zoe wait what happened to your mom
00:13:54was awful look I didn't know that Butcher was gonna I didn't mean for her to get hurt I promise
00:14:10promise you promised but we'd be safe then I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half I'm
00:14:16sorry then I
00:14:17got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too so go fuck yourself
00:14:35maybe if I'd raised you I could have made you better your fucking disappointment disappointment the pitiful
00:14:43disappointment you are deep down there's a part of you that is still human you pathetic you're pathetic weak you're
00:14:51my
00:14:51greatest failure you're nothing at all
00:15:12oh my boy my sweet boy what is wrong
00:15:20why are you so unhappy oh my father and my dear son everything it's all falling apart no no it's
00:15:31exactly what
00:15:32needed to happen yes it's been foretold you're about to ascend become immortal divine a true God with the love
00:15:44of
00:15:44the world but I know you think love is weak and human but who is more loved than Jesus
00:15:53and why should he have more love than you you save more people than he does
00:16:05yes
00:16:08how how millions of people did you save me well then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood
00:16:18rip babies from their mother's wombs skin parents in front of their children rid the world of the wicked
00:16:28the non-believers the only ones left will be your faithful and they will love you in their hearts
00:16:40they'll cry happy tears that the mere thought of you oh you have one last task my love
00:16:47my dear son
00:16:50yeah
00:16:50yeah
00:16:56I
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00:17:19you're late came as soon as you texted it's kind of far where russia near the border i think
00:17:26anybody see you uh no what's that
00:17:40uh got myself shaving trust me you don't need a shave
00:17:51so your your grandpa's in there with them now is uh is butcher in there no but they can lead
00:18:00us to
00:18:00him we can find him and kill him kill butcher i don't think that's a good idea you don't think
00:18:08we could he's dangerous look what he did to your mom that's the point he's not worth it ryan it's
00:18:16not worth you getting hurt he'd kill you so i'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick
00:18:24in my hand so forget it
00:18:43you think i couldn't smell the tank array in your breath
00:18:49what the fuck well well well hey this one lucky fucking day should buy myself a lotto ticket
00:18:57i thought you'd still be in touch with your girl you never hadn't showed i was planning to nick so
00:19:02he'd text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running but hey fucking christmas
00:19:15nice one but i don't break easy no more not like mallory you're a right tough lad ain't you
00:19:23killing an old lady and fucking off to russia
00:19:28so he was right about you maybe i should just put you out of your misery
00:19:35you could but you won't and why is that because we both love the same woman and we both hate
00:19:44the
00:19:44same cunt look mate you can be as pissy with me as you like but we both know i ain't
00:19:54the bad guy
00:19:56no really i just need us to have a proper chat that's all
00:20:09home
00:20:10home lander up here what are you
00:20:15what in the fuck
00:20:20is that milk
00:20:21better breast milk from the nick you at mount sinai
00:20:24well what you ask me up here so i can watch you swim in tit jizz
00:20:27i want to give you another chance you want to give me another chance
00:20:31yes help me find the v1
00:20:33i'd rather fist myself with a handful of razors
00:20:37besides cleopatra jones said there's no v1 to find
00:20:40oh there most certainly is
00:20:43and i am going to find it
00:20:46yeah what makes you so sure
00:20:48an angel told me
00:20:51it's my destiny
00:20:52just when i thought it was a ceiling of how fucking weird you could get
00:20:56yes yes make your jokes
00:20:58you've been blessed with immortality
00:21:02and what have you done with that drink and fuck yourself numb
00:21:20i am not going to waste my immortality
00:21:22i am going to take what's rightfully mine
00:21:25i'm asking you if you want a seat at the table because you're my father but with or without you
00:21:32a reckoning is coming
00:21:36you know all i see is a freak
00:21:39a freak with a bushel of gray pubes
00:21:44try some just for men
00:22:01what's ford harmony
00:22:02i have no idea it's all over these memos
00:22:05what do they say
00:22:05i don't know the text is encrypted but i think i can crack it
00:22:09you couldn't possibly
00:22:10it's 1944
00:22:11there's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back then
00:22:16give me an hour
00:22:21fuck his hat
00:22:35hey
00:22:37sorry just uh
00:22:39you might want to lighten up on that vibro mango thunder that is that is musky
00:22:46my dad was in the first campaign vanish into freshness
00:22:50it just smells like him you know
00:22:53i'm sorry about your dad
00:22:55i i lost mine too
00:22:58i'm sorry to hear that
00:23:00it's just it's crazy right
00:23:01walk around one day feeling fine
00:23:03and then
00:23:05out of nowhere the pain just hits you like a truck
00:23:07like just takes the wind out of you
00:23:10you guys are trying to take down homelander right
00:23:12let me help
00:23:13look maverick i i don't think that's such a good idea
00:23:15it it's really dangerous
00:23:17i don't care he fucking killed my dad
00:23:19it's the only thing i can think about
00:23:21i know that you want this to mean something
00:23:24but it's never gonna make sense
00:23:26and the more that you try the less sense it'll make
00:23:30trust me
00:23:32i know
00:23:33what am i supposed to do
00:23:35honestly just
00:23:37let go
00:23:38live your life
00:23:39be happy
00:23:40fall in love with someone
00:23:42i do have a girlfriend
00:23:44really
00:23:45sloan
00:23:46she's an alpaca
00:23:51cool just
00:23:52maybe think about
00:23:53what your dad would want for you
00:23:54and then do that
00:23:56that's what i'm trying to do
00:23:57anyway
00:23:59iri
00:24:01can i um
00:24:02can i just talk to you for a quick second
00:24:04yeah
00:24:09stop
00:24:15another mention of fort harmony from 1963
00:24:19butcher has a scanner no
00:24:20he does
00:24:21maybe resolution is good enough so we can make out some of the text
00:24:25okay
00:24:26go with him
00:24:27sounds good
00:24:27i've been watching pornography and i'd like to try out some cunnilingus
00:24:35i don't understand
00:24:38all you do
00:24:38is get him on the blower
00:24:40and tell him you want to see him
00:24:41he rocks up
00:24:43you chuck the shit in his face
00:24:45and that'll be it
00:24:47why me
00:24:48because he won't leave the fortress of cunnitian for anyone else
00:24:51so this is what you want to talk to me about
00:24:54killing my dad
00:24:56listen mate
00:24:57is that all you think i'm good for
00:24:58i ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more
00:25:00all right
00:25:00you're done with that
00:25:01homelander raped your mum
00:25:03he's gonna burn everything down
00:25:05and you
00:25:05are the only one that will stop him
00:25:08now
00:25:10normally i don't put no stock in any of that bollocks
00:25:12about destiny
00:25:13but
00:25:14if anyone's got one
00:25:15it's you
00:25:21i throw this virus at him
00:25:23what'll happen to me
00:25:27you'll die
00:25:32i'll be close by and we'll go together
00:25:36look
00:25:39i ain't gonna lie to you
00:25:40this
00:25:42this is
00:25:43not what your mum wanted
00:25:44but it's the only way
00:25:48and it will be
00:25:49justice
00:25:53you're asking me to kill myself
00:25:58you wouldn't be the first lad to throw his life away in a war
00:26:02but you would be the first
00:26:05to save the world
00:26:06doing it
00:26:19i'll fetch us a point
00:26:20i mean no wonder soldier boy is getting all this heat
00:26:33he's a fucking nepo daddy
00:26:34like he's not even that good looking
00:26:37like
00:26:37his hair is doing most of the heavy lifting
00:26:41like you shave his head he's the gayest sailor at fleet week
00:26:44seriously man
00:26:45thanks for letting me tag along
00:26:47i need a win
00:26:50will you just tell me this
00:26:51homelander really didn't want me to come along
00:26:53he didn't like
00:26:54mention my name even once
00:27:00why'd he ask them
00:27:08keep heading south
00:27:13so like
00:27:14what's your story
00:27:16my story
00:27:17yeah
00:27:17i was born on a sugar bush
00:27:19maple farm
00:27:20one day when i was five my parents died
00:27:22in a tidal wave of molasses
00:27:24then i was raised by four geese
00:27:25and an agoraphobic fox
00:27:26in a crystal cave
00:27:27where they taught me the ways of the soil and the salts
00:27:28until gerald
00:27:30that's the oldest goose
00:27:32revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of robin williams
00:27:35and then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to orc
00:27:37because mork and mindy is a netflix documentary
00:27:42orson married us
00:27:44and the rest is history
00:27:45and then he asked you to come along
00:27:55personally
00:28:07cyber trucks are the entourage of cars
00:28:15a penny for your thoughts
00:28:19hughie said the v1 could be a cure
00:28:21you really think so
00:28:24would give us more time
00:28:31what would you want to do
00:28:33we could travel
00:28:35i can dj
00:28:36in berlin
00:28:38nothing to tie us down
00:28:39never in the same place twice
00:28:47do you want that for your kids?
00:28:49of course not
00:28:50which is why i would never have any
00:28:59it's uh
00:29:02you want children?
00:29:05three
00:29:07two girls and a boy
00:29:08a house by the water
00:29:09and maybe a bernadoodle
00:29:10peace and quiet
00:29:12after all this killing
00:29:13i just want a place to call home
00:29:37yeah
00:29:40i told her you were 30
00:29:43fuck the lever
00:29:43fuck the lice
00:29:45here's to the bird who sits on your face
00:29:53where did you pick that up?
00:29:54me old man
00:29:55you too close?
00:29:58no not really
00:29:59he was a piss artist
00:30:02used to lose all his money on the GGs
00:30:05no horses
00:30:07and then he'd come home
00:30:08beat the living daylights out of Len and me
00:30:12and then later
00:30:14laugh about it with his mates
00:30:16yeah he was a right cunt
00:30:18where is he now?
00:30:19bottom of the Thames
00:30:21i put him there just the other day
00:30:26i only wish i'd done it sooner
00:30:27before he caused more
00:30:31more damage
00:30:36butchard
00:30:39do you think that i could ever
00:30:41that i might turn into my dad?
00:30:48i don't know
00:30:54my mom
00:30:56and grace
00:30:58the others
00:31:00all i do is hurt people
00:31:03i can't be around anyone
00:31:11without us
00:31:12without Supes
00:31:15the world is a better
00:31:18safer place
00:31:26i'll do it
00:31:40following the mass arrests of suspected starlighters
00:31:43protesters have taken to the streets
00:31:44and clashed violently with superheroes and police alike
00:31:48it's all so tediously predictable
00:31:51insurgency
00:31:52counterinsurgency
00:31:54liberation
00:31:55crackdown
00:31:56round and round
00:31:58she goes
00:31:59is now a good time to say
00:32:00i've always found you super fucking creepy
00:32:04oh whoa
00:32:04hold on a second
00:32:05i got something
00:32:06check that out
00:32:08so fort harmony
00:32:09was an army hospital
00:32:10where frederick vaught worked
00:32:12the government designated it top secret
00:32:14and then decommissioned it after the war
00:32:17why is that square blurry?
00:32:19that's what the military does
00:32:20to keep classified facilities hidden
00:32:22now i'll bet you a porterhouse at lugers
00:32:24that's what vaught was testing the v1
00:32:26if there's any more left out there
00:32:27that would be the fucking place to look
00:32:37were you followed?
00:32:38hell no
00:32:39homelander's looking for the v1 just like we are
00:32:40it's only a matter of time before he found you
00:32:42we're at 90 feet below solid concrete
00:32:44the door is munitions grade
00:32:46ballistics resistant
00:32:47same as a norad bunker in giant mountain
00:32:50it will hold
00:32:52better hope so
00:33:02oh thank fuck
00:33:03won't hold forever
00:33:04so we're trapped down here
00:33:06what's the plan?
00:33:08wait
00:33:09has anyone seen zoe?
00:33:17oh thank you
00:33:34I don't know.
00:34:24I don't know.
00:34:27I don't know.
00:34:29I don't know.
00:34:31Dad?
00:34:34Sorry.
00:34:36Oh my God, sorry.
00:34:40Oh my God.
00:34:43Oh my God.
00:34:54Oh my God.
00:35:16I don't know.
00:35:18What's wrong with it?
00:35:23Come on, Zoe.
00:35:25I'm sorry, my brother.
00:35:28I cannot allow you to leave.
00:35:33Please, don't make me shoot your papa.
00:35:38No.
00:35:40Let them go.
00:35:41She tried to kill us both.
00:35:43She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
00:35:50Go.
00:36:10Zoe, pick up.
00:36:12Listen to me.
00:36:13Do not come home until I tell you to.
00:36:15It's not safe.
00:36:16You understand?
00:36:17Call me.
00:36:18Do we know when she left?
00:36:23Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
00:36:25Can we get out that way?
00:36:28That's precisely where Noir is patrolling.
00:36:31Well, if that's the case, then what are you packing?
00:36:38Whoa.
00:36:38I've been looking for those.
00:36:46Oro Blanco.
00:36:49500 a stick.
00:37:19You know, my father spent his whole life fighting Vaught.
00:37:23And here I am, smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Edgar.
00:37:28I remember your father, you know.
00:37:33He was impressive.
00:37:35Over 30 Ivy League attorneys at Vaught.
00:37:38And one small-time Harlem lawyer made them work weekends and holidays.
00:37:44Damn fucking straight he did.
00:37:46But he couldn't win.
00:37:49It's why.
00:37:50Ultimately, you won't win either.
00:37:53You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
00:37:55You know that, right?
00:37:56Who?
00:37:57Vaught?
00:37:58Please.
00:37:58It's more powerful than Vaught.
00:38:00Or Homelander.
00:38:02More powerful than nature or life itself.
00:38:04It's profit and loss.
00:38:06Supply and demand.
00:38:08The elegant flow of currency across the globe.
00:38:12We're just cogs in a great machine.
00:38:16And we all have our part to play.
00:38:21Say you kill Soldier Boy or Homelander or even release this virus.
00:38:25When superheroes go out of fashion, something else will just take their place.
00:38:30Because corporations must still grow.
00:38:36Money must still be made.
00:38:38The machine must still be fed.
00:38:42That is the way of the world.
00:38:46Motherfucker.
00:38:49When this is all over, you're aiming to run Vaught again, ain't you?
00:38:54Like I said, we all have our part to play.
00:38:57Mm-hmm.
00:39:01If that day ever comes, I have a part to play to.
00:39:07And that's to put a bullet in your fucking skull.
00:39:16Finally.
00:39:17Ha ha.
00:39:19Showtime.
00:39:20Hey kids.
00:39:21Do you love America?
00:39:23And basic math skills?
00:39:25Making s'mores?
00:39:26And marching?
00:39:27Then sign up for the Homelander youth.
00:39:29You'll learn wilderness survival, campfire songs, how to field strip a rifle, and the best way to sniff out stinky
00:39:37starlighter rats.
00:39:38So, if you're 8 or 18, you can join the fun.
00:39:42Sign up for the Homelander youth and be tomorrow's heroes today.
00:39:47Sponsored by Lean Lad Diet Luncheons.
00:39:54Who needs soups when we can get fucking kids to do it?
00:39:58Listen, I want you to put crime analytics on finding the V1.
00:40:02It's out there.
00:40:03Oh.
00:40:04I know it.
00:40:05Uh, how many people do you want them?
00:40:09Everyone.
00:40:09It's all we do from now on.
00:40:12Also, I want our entire pharma division working on literally nothing but recreating the V1 formula.
00:40:19Vought, destroy the original formula.
00:40:20That could take years.
00:40:21Skip animal testing.
00:40:23We have camps full of criminals.
00:40:25Just start using them.
00:40:27Hm?
00:40:27Mm-hmm.
00:40:31I don't know what you're doing.
00:40:33I don't know what you're doing.
00:40:33I don't know what you're doing.
00:40:33I have a great job boss.
00:40:35This is wonderful.
00:40:42Mm-hmm.
00:40:44Well, howdy, boss.
00:40:45What are you, what are you drinking?
00:40:47Mmm.
00:40:50Mmm.
00:40:53Mmm.
00:40:54Mmm.
00:40:56Mmm.
00:40:56Mmm.
00:40:56Mmm.
00:40:56Mmm.
00:40:56honor to have a great American like yourself on the show.
00:41:01I guess it runs in the family, huh?
00:41:03Homelander's father thing.
00:41:07The Glock, huh?
00:41:09Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.
00:41:13Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
00:41:15This here's a 9mm.
00:41:17Gen 5-7 round capacity with a crisp fucking break.
00:41:22Well, mine's a much longer barrel.
00:41:24Battle-proven All-American Colt 1911, chambered in .45 ACP.
00:41:33That'll blow your fucking panties off.
00:41:36Now, that little Glock, that's good for a late-night Harlem stroll, but this here, that's a certified
00:41:42crowd killer.
00:41:43Think you mean an antique?
00:41:44I mean a classic.
00:41:46You want to give it a try?
00:41:49Now, some can't handle the kick.
00:41:50If something tells me you'll do just fine.
00:41:59I'm dreaming.
00:41:59I have it disappear!
00:42:02Ah!
00:42:07gonf toast 살in around you!
00:42:07Ah!
00:42:08Ah!
00:42:10Ah!
00:42:11Ah!
00:42:11Ah!
00:42:12Ah!
00:42:12Ooh.
00:42:13Ah!
00:42:15Ah!
00:42:16Ah!
00:42:17Oh, you gon hate it, do you?
00:42:20I haven't fucked that hard since
00:42:22Since that railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54
00:42:27I ain't got no idea who that is
00:42:32Hey, why the hairless pussy?
00:42:35I mean, what's the point of going down there
00:42:37If you're not going to get a fat face full of fur?
00:42:41Was that how Homelander likes you?
00:42:43Like a baby?
00:42:47Maybe
00:42:47More like a mother
00:42:51But you two have fucked, right?
00:42:54Mm-mm
00:42:57Damn
00:42:58I gotta admit, I was kind of just doing this as petty revenge against the freak
00:43:04That's terrible
00:43:05Who would do such a thing?
00:43:08You shouldn't say that about your son
00:43:11Well, he thinks he's better than me
00:43:12He doesn't
00:43:15How do you know?
00:43:17I don't know much
00:43:18But I can read people
00:43:19And the way he looks at you
00:43:22Shoot
00:43:23I ain't never seen look at nobody like that
00:43:32Oh, it's not exactly a compliment, doll
00:43:35He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known
00:43:38And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey
00:43:41Oof
00:43:47Here
00:43:48There's someone I want you to meet
00:43:54Is this
00:43:56Terror?
00:43:58Well, my mom told me all about you
00:44:01Hey, boy
00:44:01Where's he been?
00:44:02Me Aunt Judy's been looking after him
00:44:04Does he still hump everything?
00:44:07Gentleman of his age
00:44:09Well, he does his best
00:44:17Ryan?
00:44:19Kimiko?
00:44:20Wait, you can talk
00:44:28Tell me
00:44:29It's all gone
00:44:32Where is Samir?
00:44:35We let him leave with Zoe
00:44:36We're not all monsters
00:44:37You fucking
00:44:39Monster
00:44:45You touch her
00:44:46I'll never make more
00:44:48So back off
00:45:03We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:45:05Not today, we're not
00:45:07Then when?
00:45:08I don't know
00:45:09A week
00:45:10That'd be a month
00:45:13We don't have a month
00:45:15He's gonna burn everything down like you said
00:45:16Let's just go now
00:45:19Not without the virus
00:45:21But you said I was strong enough
00:45:22You said I was the only one who could stop him
00:45:24You said it was my destiny
00:45:26I just said that
00:45:27So you get him out of tower
00:45:30Without that germ
00:45:31You'd just be another stupid kid
00:45:33On a fucking suicide run
00:45:37Same old lying, pathetic asshole
00:45:43Ryan
00:45:45Ryan
00:45:52All right, kid
00:45:53This is a halothane grenade
00:45:55What you do is
00:45:56You pull the pin
00:45:57You toss it
00:45:58And you run like hell
00:45:59Also, make sure you don't inhale
00:46:01Or else you're gonna knock yourself out too
00:46:03Once all the bodies are down
00:46:04And the smoke clears
00:46:05We'll come out and get you
00:46:06Got it?
00:46:07Yeah, got it
00:46:10Maverick
00:46:12Be careful
00:46:19Huey
00:46:22Hey
00:46:22I know
00:46:23I'm sorry
00:46:24It's just
00:46:26He's a really good kid
00:46:27I mean, if we find the V1
00:46:29I think we should give him some
00:46:30Huey
00:46:31Come on
00:46:32How many more people
00:46:33Are we gonna kill
00:46:34And then their kids come after us
00:46:36And then we kill them
00:46:37And it's this vicious cycle
00:46:38That never fucking ends
00:46:41Maybe we'll never be able to break it
00:46:42But we have to at least try
00:46:51What was that for?
00:46:53It's just
00:46:55It's been a long time
00:46:57Since I've been around someone
00:46:58Who is actually trying to
00:47:00Make things better
00:47:01Instead of stopping them
00:47:02From getting worse
00:47:06You think the V1
00:47:07Can save us?
00:47:09Fuck yeah, I do
00:47:11He's at the hatch
00:47:12He's at the hatch
00:47:15I think the V1
00:47:15Can save us
00:47:16And then we'll be able to find us
00:47:33He's at the hatch
00:47:36He's at the hatch
00:47:45what the fuck is this hey i got an invisible kid here it stinks like v bro mango thunder body
00:47:52spray here take him shit burns my nose maverick is that you bro you with edgar you were one of
00:47:59my dad's best friends how come you never told me it was homelander that killed him bro homelander
00:48:04didn't kill your dad who's butcher's crew you know it's that sus french student starlight's
00:48:11boyfriend unless his name was howie they blew him up stuffed his body parts in a box and dropped
00:48:15him in the east river i saw with my own eyes no cap on god bro
00:48:31does it look like the deep is talking to an invisible person
00:48:39fuck
00:48:41fuck
00:48:48fuck
00:48:50fuck
00:48:56they were just here
00:49:10god damn it fuck there's not enough power
00:49:17slithery motherfucker
00:49:21i mean instant karma but fuck um okay we got to go out front stick together
00:49:29okay
00:49:30yo nice work brobocop
00:49:32brobocop
00:49:33Let's go.
00:50:10Sorry, bro.
00:50:13Don't hate the player, hate the game.
00:50:40Don't hate the player.
00:50:57Let's go.
00:50:59Ah!
00:51:02Ah!
00:51:03Ah!
00:51:04Ah!
00:51:06Oh!
00:51:07Where's Yuri?
00:51:09It was you, wasn't it?
00:51:11You killed my dad.
00:51:12Get the f...
00:51:13Fuck off me!
00:51:14Where are you?
00:51:15Fuck.
00:51:16Oh!
00:51:17Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
00:51:20You sick fuck!
00:51:20You're right, you're right. It was me. It was me.
00:51:23I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad, too.
00:51:27You're a fucking psycho.
00:51:28Just wait, just wait.
00:51:29Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
00:51:33Not your dad, but still, I was angry and scared.
00:51:39And I felt all this hate, and I'm sorry.
00:51:43I shouldn't have done it. It's not the answer.
00:51:45It's the only answer, motherfucker.
00:51:52Raderick, stop. I don't want to fight you.
00:51:55What?
00:51:55Ah!
00:52:01Ah!
00:52:06Ah!
00:52:08Ah!
00:52:09Ah!
00:52:10Ah!
00:52:11Ah!
00:52:12Ah!
00:52:13Ah!
00:52:15Ah!
00:52:16Ah!
00:52:21Ah!
00:52:23Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:25Ah!
00:52:28Ah!
00:52:33Ah!
00:52:34Ah!
00:52:38Ah!
00:52:55There's Maverick.
00:52:58She's got Maverick.
00:53:01It's okay.
00:53:04It's okay.
00:53:08Everything's gonna be okay.
00:53:12I'm here.
00:53:38Dad?
00:53:40Ryan.
00:53:42Hey, you.
00:53:44I'm really glad you called.
00:53:46I knew you weren't.
00:53:48It's like a...
00:53:51miracle.
00:53:53Like the upgrade?
00:53:55Do you remember when you took me here?
00:53:57Pretended to care about me?
00:54:01I do care about you, son.
00:54:02I love you.
00:54:07I need to ask you for...
00:54:09my forgiveness.
00:54:11You already have it.
00:54:12Okay?
00:54:13Let me finish.
00:54:15I put too much pressure on you to fill my boots.
00:54:18And I realize now that, well, that that was impossible.
00:54:27But I do have some pretty exciting news.
00:54:31I am going to live forever now.
00:54:36I'll realize my own legacy.
00:54:38And you?
00:54:40You're off the hook.
00:54:42You can do whatever...
00:54:44Did you do it?
00:54:45Did you rape my mom?
00:54:47What?
00:54:47Of course not.
00:54:50Who told you...
00:54:51Did William Butcher tell you that?
00:54:54Your mother and I...
00:54:56We had an affair.
00:54:58A consensual affair between two adults.
00:55:01My heart's racing.
00:55:02Well, yeah, because I'm shocked.
00:55:04And frankly, my heart's breaking a little bit
00:55:06that you could think I would do something like that.
00:55:13Ryan.
00:55:14Ryan, stop.
00:55:16Ryan.
00:55:21I don't know where this is coming from
00:55:22because your mother, she came on to me.
00:55:29Ryan.
00:55:30Son.
00:55:32But Ryan, buddy, look what came out of it.
00:55:34My son.
00:55:35A blessing.
00:55:37A blessing.
00:55:40Stop.
00:55:58Ah, Ryan.
00:55:59Look at what you made me do.
00:56:15It's okay.
00:56:18My sweet, sweet boy.
00:56:20...
00:56:24...
00:56:25...
00:56:28...
00:56:30...
00:56:33...
00:56:59Okay, so the virus is gone.
00:57:01Samir took off with Zoe
00:57:03and Butcher went after Ryan.
00:57:06Probably getting lasered as we speak.
00:57:08And Homelander's got Edgar.
00:57:09If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
00:57:12We are so fucked.
00:57:13Like anal deep V1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's
00:57:15both pumping away on some poor girl fucked.
00:57:17Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
00:57:20No.
00:57:22Okay, I do have some good news.
00:57:25We were able to make out some of the reductive texts.
00:57:29In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts
00:57:32was found dead in the woods near this Fort Harmony.
00:57:35The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open.
00:57:43And this is good news?
00:57:44Oh yeah?
00:57:46The files are no longer reducted.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:50Well, that's where we're headed.
00:58:14Annie?
00:58:16Wait!
00:58:17Wait!
00:58:18You could have died, Huey.
00:58:19I'm okay.
00:58:20I'm here.
00:58:21But I think if that happened,
00:58:22I just, I wouldn't come back from that.
00:58:24This was easier when I was on my own.
00:58:27Annie.
00:58:28Well, in my time,
00:58:29I'm dying.
00:58:31Don't want nobody more.
00:58:35All I want for you to do
00:58:39is take my body home.
00:58:42Well, well, well,
00:58:44so I can die easy
00:58:46Well, well, well,
00:58:49so I can die easy
00:58:50Well, well, well,
00:58:51so I can die easy
00:58:54Jesus gonna make up
00:58:55Jesus gonna make up
00:58:58Jesus gonna make up
00:58:59my dying bitch
00:59:03All I want for you to do
00:59:06is take my body home
00:59:34We have much to discuss.
00:59:36We have much to discuss.
00:59:41Lord, in my time of dying
00:59:45Don't want nobody to cry
00:59:48All I want you to do
00:59:53is take me when I die
01:00:01Well, in my time of dying
01:00:04I don't want nobody more
01:00:09All I want for you to do
01:00:13is take my body home
01:00:16Well, well, well,
01:00:18so I can die easy
01:00:20Well, well, well
01:00:24Well, well, well,
01:00:26so I can die easy
01:00:28Jesus gonna make up
01:00:30Jesus gonna make up
01:00:32Jesus gonna make up
01:00:33my dying bitch
01:00:52Well, meet me, Jesus,
01:00:55meet me
01:00:55Meet me in the middle of the air
01:01:00If these wings should fill me
01:01:03If these wings should fill me
01:01:03Lord, won't you meet me
01:01:04with another prayer
01:01:06Well, well, well,
01:01:08so I can die easy
01:01:10Well, well, well
01:01:14Well, well, well,
01:01:16so I can die easy
01:01:18Jesus gonna make up
01:01:19Jesus gonna make up
01:01:21Jesus gonna make up
01:01:34In my time of dying, babe
01:01:36Lord, in my time of dying
01:01:39Lord, in my time of dying
01:01:39Don't want nobody to cry
01:01:42All I want you to do
01:01:47is take me when I die
01:01:50Well, well, well,
01:01:52So I can die easy
01:01:54Well, well, well
01:01:57Well, well, well
01:01:59So I can die easy
01:02:01Jesus gonna make up
01:02:03Jesus gonna make up
01:02:05Jesus gonna make up
01:02:07In my time of dying, babe
01:02:26God bless主
01:02:27The Word of God
01:02:28God bless you
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