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00:16Your husband, where is he from?
00:18Oh, he's from Lebanon.
00:19He did not want to marry me.
00:21I was like, you're marrying me.
00:23By the way, I'm running a 10K.
00:26Running, she says.
00:27I'm struggling through a 10K.
00:28In Nairobi.
00:30How much do you want to do that?
00:31For Tusk.
00:32My chariot, the wildlife chariot.
00:33I mean, it's exciting to visit Nairobi.
00:35To do this race, I actually have to do it now.
00:38You wouldn't be wearing this if you didn't have a touch of venom in you, now, would you?
00:44Cruella is out in full force.
00:46At least these birds don't die in vain, darling.
00:49You are a troublemaker.
00:52You're like a total con.
00:54No wonder you live in L.A., because it's a f***ing fake city.
00:57What is your problem?
00:58Why are you always defending him?
00:59Why don't you f***ing defend me, for one?
01:00Because you are a psychotic bitch.
01:05Why don't you follow me?
01:07You know you'll never feed me.
01:09You might be free.
01:11But this is my sin.
01:19The kids are so excited to have family here.
01:22I noticed that Valentina saw a bug in the house, and she didn't want to kill it.
01:28And I was like, that's just like Micah when she was young.
01:31I am one of three children.
01:33I am the middle child, the only girl.
01:35My older brother is Shane, and my younger brother is Braun.
01:38But Max wanted to kill the bug, which was me.
01:43Braun lives in Boston, and he flew in for my birthday.
01:45Trying to kick some butt now.
01:47Okay, be easy on me.
01:49It's been a few days.
01:50Braun is the best trainer in America.
01:59Oh, my goodness.
02:00We got a good, cloudy British day, which is probably a great workout day.
02:05Every week, we've got a weekly call where we work out.
02:07Hey!
02:09Hey, what's going on?
02:11Four, yeah.
02:13Come up, and then squeeze your foot.
02:14Squeezing.
02:15Come on.
02:16Get low, get low, get low.
02:16Yep, there you go.
02:17It's just such a cool thing to me that we get to work together on a weekly basis.
02:22I mean, if he can train me, he can train anyone.
02:26Hello!
02:28Hi!
02:29Morning!
02:30Welcome!
02:31Is this your brother?
02:33This is my brother!
02:34This is your brother!
02:36Thank you so much!
02:36Is he coming to polo with us?
02:38He's coming.
02:39It's obviously my birthday week, and every year, I naturally just love polo, so I do a polo lunch.
02:44So this year, I thought I would get out of my comfort zone this next trip around the sun
02:49and take a polo class for my birthday.
02:52You in?
02:53Yeah.
02:54Brian and I virtually train every week together, and so I was like, you know what?
02:57While you're here...
02:58Fun opportunity to kick some butt and have some fun.
03:00Don't get my butt too hot.
03:02No, no, no.
03:02We're going to have some fun.
03:03You guys ready?
03:04Okay.
03:05Oh, we're signing off.
03:06You can't start on sitting.
03:07We got...
03:08Okay, okay.
03:08Here we go.
03:09Go quick feet in place.
03:10Get those feet moving.
03:12Go, girl!
03:13Go, girl!
03:16Go, girl!
03:18Of course, I have the exceptional Emmas, but most of my friends do not work out.
03:22Let's go.
03:24Keep you going.
03:25Squat down low?
03:25I don't think my body goes that way.
03:28Yeah, girl!
03:29I've been single for a long time.
03:33I want to be the kind of girl that wakes up at 6 a.m. and goes for a 14
03:36and a half K run.
03:39I'm not that kind of girl.
03:42So this next one, we're going to be going to some walkout planks.
03:45This is exactly what the doctor ordered.
03:50Well, hello.
03:53He has a great body.
03:55There's some vitamin D out here, right?
03:58In England now, you have to take that and pill form that.
04:01Ron's a sweetheart.
04:03He's like a very happy puppy with a mustache.
04:07Y'all looking good.
04:08Twisting those abs.
04:09Tummy in, tits out.
04:12Oh, my God.
04:14Thanks, guys.
04:15Thanks for coming.
04:16Have you been worthy of a cigarette?
04:18Yeah.
04:19I really do.
04:20Are you ready for a cigarette?
04:21Yeah.
04:22Wait, so, Margot, I wanted to check up on you and see after everything, which was a fabulous party.
04:27Oh, you're so kind.
04:28I got so pissed.
04:29I forgot to tell anyone to eat anything.
04:31Who else needs champagne?
04:32I'm being a very lax hostess.
04:34Darling, thank you so much.
04:36I really miss having staff.
04:38I ate.
04:39It was delicious.
04:40It was amazing, actually.
04:42But I wanted to see how you're doing.
04:44Aw, thank you.
04:45You're always so thoughtful.
04:47That was a tough one.
04:48You wouldn't be wearing this if you didn't have a touch of venom in you, now, would you?
04:53I actually feel bad for Martha.
04:56Because when she finds out what a friend you really are, you're like a total con.
05:01When two people gang up on you and everyone else is neutral, you're being ganged up on.
05:08I'll feel, like, really bullied, really attacked.
05:11Oh.
05:11But Kimmy, she genuinely has a heart of gold.
05:16But she's a tiger.
05:17Yeah.
05:17And she's a tiger because she's had to be a tiger.
05:19And if you're on the wrong side of those claws, it's vicious.
05:23And you're so similar.
05:25I know.
05:26That you clash.
05:27And then you're like, wait, actually, we could be best friends because you share a best friend.
05:30I know.
05:31You and Kimmy will sort it out because you'll both say to each other's faces.
05:35With Mark, I feel like it's something similar.
05:37I don't think it's a genuine meanness in him.
05:40I think it's a playing for the laugh.
05:42He likes to be funny.
05:43And sometimes what he says to be funny is cruel.
05:46But then just be funny.
05:48Kimmy is forthcoming.
05:49But with Mark, to say all these things behind my back and then be nice to my face is just
05:56two-faced.
05:57I think he's so insecure that he thinks that this fake little clown thing that he does is better than
06:06the real version of him.
06:08He's desperate for everyone to like him.
06:16Hello.
06:17Hello.
06:17How are you?
06:18How are you?
06:19Lovely to see you.
06:21Lovely to see you.
06:22This is always the highlight of any week.
06:25How are you, my friend?
06:26All right.
06:26I just look for excuses to keep coming back here.
06:29This is a lovely project.
06:30And all the things we're going to do for it.
06:31It's so cool.
06:32I'm so excited.
06:34This is such an exciting project.
06:35Work on it.
06:36The reason I fell in love with the house in Florence is because it belonged to the Negronis, much like
06:41my house in London, which belonged to Oscar Wilde, who is one of my great idols.
06:46So I couldn't really turn it down.
06:48The drawing room has an amazing color palette in the ceiling.
06:52There are pinks and blues and gold.
06:54And we can thread that.
06:55We can use it as detail points.
06:56That's existing.
06:57Thread it through as detail points.
06:58It's not changing.
06:59Both of my parents have always been collectors.
07:01So I grew up essentially in auction houses.
07:04It's not like, oh, we've started off in beige here.
07:07So we're going to go to caramel there.
07:09You know.
07:09Time.
07:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
07:11Beige.
07:11I mean, just.
07:13It's a sin, a crime.
07:15Is there a color of a dessert from childhood?
07:18Certainly not.
07:19Okay.
07:20As a child, I was never really around people my age unless it was at school and I found them
07:24all rather ordinary anyway.
07:25And so in many ways, I definitely consider myself an old soul.
07:29I have no interest in popular culture.
07:31I want to play a little pop culture quiz.
07:33Go for it.
07:34Whose door are they exploring?
07:35What?
07:36I have absolutely no idea who that person is.
07:39Have you ever seen a Star Wars movie?
07:41No, I haven't seen Star Wars.
07:43Can you name a video game?
07:44A video game?
07:45The Sims.
07:47What group was Beyonce in before she went solo?
07:49I don't know, but I know Beyonce and I went to her concert and I was underwhelmed.
07:52So sorry.
07:53Oh God, I shouldn't have said that.
07:54You got one point, Mark.
07:56The thing about Mark is that he like thinks he's like funny and laughy and whatever, but he's not.
08:01He's just mean and he doesn't have a sense of humor.
08:03I think in Mark there is a pure heart of gold.
08:05And I think it's his heart of gold, weirdly, ironically, that makes him really mean because he wants to make
08:11people laugh and have fun.
08:12So time-wise, how quickly do you think we can get concrete plans in place?
08:18Autumn, do you think?
08:19Does that work for you?
08:19Yeah, well, it's too hot in the summer.
08:21Well, yeah, yeah.
08:23You have a reputation.
08:24Okay.
08:25Not of being aloof, but being like a little untouchable.
08:28I'm so pleased.
08:30I know that you end up, right?
08:32But I think sometimes...
08:34It's a safety mechanism.
08:37It's weird to give you a compliment and then tear down the thing that you've complimented.
08:41He's a liar.
08:42Maybe even like a psychopath because who does that?
08:45Mark has said things that are funny, but what he's doing to me isn't funny.
08:49It's meant to be hurtful.
08:50And then he's gaslighting me and everyone else by saying, oh, it's just a joke.
08:54No, it's not.
08:54It's s***.
08:55And he knows it.
08:56My whole thing is like whenever I'm in a moment where I feel like Margo's being attacked and like, don't
09:00you feel this way or whatever?
09:01We'll be like, no, she's pretty awesome.
09:03Yeah.
09:04Like, I feel like that's important from a friend group.
09:05Oh my God, you're going to make me cry.
09:06I feel so alone, actually.
09:08That's really sweet.
09:09Oh, Margo.
09:11You guys.
09:11No.
09:12I'm also really tired.
09:13It's okay.
09:14It's okay.
09:15We love you.
09:16We love you.
09:17We love you.
09:17I'm really smelly.
09:18I don't want to hug you more than that.
09:20Margo and Margo are both bitching about each other.
09:22I'm really worried that they're going to get to a point where they can't move on.
09:25And I'm really sad about that because they're both fabulous if they would just give each other a chance.
09:30I think he needs to know.
09:31Like, he needs to know about his behavior.
09:33What if Missy and I went and had a chat with him?
09:36Like, what's going on?
09:37Yeah, with your permission?
09:38I just think Mark is a people pleaser.
09:41So if he realizes that, like, it does not please the people to be a backstabbing little bitch, he probably
09:47will stop.
09:50One thing I am nervous about is I've got my birthday event coming up.
09:55Oh, yeah, the polo.
09:57You're going to have to have a conversation first before you give us Malice.
10:04Coming up on Ladies of London, this Margo girl is just kind of, you know, using her for people she
10:09knows here.
10:10But that's obvious.
10:11I think true colors will shine soon.
10:14Yeah.
10:35Buongiorno.
10:36Buongiorno.
10:37Darling.
10:38Do you know, this is the first time I've been in here in the daylight and sober.
10:42I can attest to that.
10:43Oh, this is lovely.
10:45How are you, my love?
10:46Oh, darling, I'm so happy to see you.
10:47Me too.
10:47Would you care, dare I say it, for a glass of water?
10:54I definitely know that I had a shower in it earlier.
10:57I thought that was the sole purpose.
10:59Clearly you have a lot to talk about.
11:01Yes.
11:01Well, what did you think about that picnic?
11:03I don't think I'd ever seen you cry.
11:08I know.
11:09You backstabbed me, and that killed me.
11:11I have no backstabbed you, Queenie.
11:13That's how I feel.
11:14You're the bigger you are.
11:15You're the bigger you are.
11:15You're the bigger you are.
11:16No, I'm not.
11:17Martha's my good friend, and I'm with her during the good, the bad, and the ugly.
11:21And this Margo starts causing all this gossip.
11:24But then Martha, she took her side, and I just thought she's being heavily manipulated.
11:27I don't even know who Martha is when she's around Margo.
11:31It's like I'm talking to a completely different person.
11:35What is your problem?
11:36Why are you always defending her?
11:37Why don't you f***ing defend me for once?
11:39Because you are a psychotic bitch.
11:41I love you for it, but you are.
11:43She's not.
11:43She's not.
11:43She's not the same way you are.
11:45She's like some kind of Margo bot.
11:47You see, I thought Martha was smarter than that.
11:50No, Martha's very bright, and in some other ways, emotionally, really off.
11:56Yeah.
11:56I love her, because sometimes in my life, when I've had ups and downs, she's the first person
12:00to come to my house, say, let's have some tea.
12:03She's a very kind person.
12:04Of course she is.
12:05And I think this is why she gets in a lot of problems.
12:08She gets in all these situations, whether it's with men or friends or strangers.
12:13Are you sure he was even a builder?
12:15Again, briefier.
12:16So he's like, I'm not doing the job.
12:18I'm like, drop back my keys.
12:19Oh, you gave him your house keys?
12:21It really grates me to see someone being taken advantage of, and I'm upset.
12:26It's so important to be a good judge of character.
12:28I think this Margo girl's just kind of, you know, using her for people she knows here.
12:32But that's obvious.
12:33I think she's very disingenuous.
12:34But she should realize that, you know, if someone's causing trouble between all her friends,
12:39there's obviously something amiss.
12:41I know.
12:41I know.
12:41I think true colors will shine, too.
12:46Try and get your knee to elbow.
12:49Good.
12:54I've made some small progress.
12:57Oh, look at you.
12:58It's always an ab exercise, though.
12:59Every time you come in, you're like, I just want abs, abs, abs.
13:02I want abs.
13:03Nothing else.
13:04You don't do anything else.
13:05Three seconds.
13:06Two, one.
13:07And relax.
13:09How did you go, Phil?
13:10Feel all right?
13:11Amazing.
13:11I feel great.
13:13I've really let myself go over the last couple of years.
13:16You was excellent.
13:17Good to be back.
13:18Oh, thank you, darling.
13:19Thank you for having us back.
13:20Feel good?
13:21Oh, so much better.
13:22Woo!
13:22Good.
13:22I love the e-pals of workout because it's, like, so quick.
13:26It's 20 minutes.
13:27In and out.
13:27Boom.
13:28Done.
13:28And I'm, by nature, terribly lazy.
13:31But this summer, I have made some improvements.
13:34Clearly.
13:37That was good.
13:38We're back to it.
13:39We're back to it.
13:40Now that you're becoming more settled with home, what do you want to do?
13:44What do I want to do?
13:45Yeah.
13:46I really want to get back on the horse.
13:48I've always been happiest.
13:50With horses.
13:51With horses.
13:52I've had some wonderful horses, but two real standout.
13:55And Daphne is Delilah's daughter.
13:57Delilah had Daphne just when I was going through my divorce.
14:01Where is the old girl?
14:02Where is Daphne?
14:03She's with my amazing friend, Laurie, up in Oxfordshire, Gloucestershire area.
14:07Lovely.
14:07But by the time Daphne needed to be broken in and start her career, I didn't have the finances.
14:14And so I had to put her out on loan.
14:15And so I've never actually ridden Daphne.
14:18It's so ridiculous.
14:20Because they say to me, come and see her.
14:23Why are you not taking this out yet?
14:24Because there's so much emotion to address.
14:28Okay.
14:29It's just so painful.
14:30You're not quite ready.
14:31You need to work up to it.
14:33No, but I am ready.
14:33I'm going to...
14:34I'm not ready.
14:35You are ready.
14:37You're not ready.
14:38It's probably been maybe five, six years since I sat on a horse.
14:42And therefore it's easier not to see Daphne.
14:45Daphne's a big reminder of the life that I don't know how many more she's...
14:48A reminder of my failings.
14:50I couldn't afford to feed myself, let alone a horse.
14:58So it's time to get back in the saddle.
15:00I feel quite overwhelmed at the moment.
15:02One thing at a time.
15:04Don't take on, you know, everything today.
15:08Yeah.
15:08Today what I need is a big fat juicy burger.
15:10Yeah, okay.
15:14Coming up on Ladies of London...
15:16By the way, Martha is exceptional on a horse.
15:21As you can tell...
15:23Martha, you're going the wrong way!
15:50You do that, I'll hang these up in places.
15:55Oh my God.
15:56Happy Fourth!
15:57Fourth, darling!
15:58Yeah!
15:59Happy Fourth.
16:01In America, Fourth of July is the most fun ever.
16:05What's Fourth of July?
16:06Are you guys hungry?
16:08Yeah, I'm hungry.
16:09I've never had a Fourth of July in London.
16:11They do Guy Fawkes Night.
16:13That's their fireworks party.
16:14Fifth of November, every year in the UK, we have like a fireworks night to celebrate that
16:19the Houses of Parliament weren't burnt down by this guy called Guy Fawkes.
16:23And we light bonfires because he was burnt at the stake.
16:26Oh dear.
16:27Very weird.
16:28But that's what we do every year.
16:31Fourth of July is the day the Brits don't want to remember.
16:34It's not really fun to celebrate a defeat.
16:38Though America in its current format perhaps would do better under the king.
16:45Do you want a Diet Coke or Coke Zero?
16:47Ice is the most American part of this whole experience.
16:51Ice?
16:51Yeah, they don't use ice here.
16:54Five?
16:54Uh.
16:55Where's that?
16:56She is.
16:56Hi!
16:59Oh my goodness.
17:00Yeah!
17:01How was your nap?
17:03Dad, Dad, where are you going?
17:04I'm going to go over here and sit down and eat some fries.
17:06You want to sit down while Mama makes some lunch?
17:08Yeah!
17:09Yeah!
17:10Stella is adapting fast to London life.
17:12That baby was born to live in a city.
17:14She loves the bus.
17:15She loves the taxis.
17:17She loves the dogs.
17:18You know whose birthday it is?
17:20It's America's birthday.
17:22I never thought I would find myself in a traditional marriage.
17:25All right guys, go grab the food, please.
17:27My husband is a Middle Eastern man.
17:30You don't eat ketchup here, by the way.
17:32Don't eat what?
17:33Mommy.
17:34Ketchup.
17:35He goes out, he makes money, he provides, he comes home, I handle the kids, I handle
17:40home.
17:41Okay, what's what?
17:42Those are posh dogs.
17:43What?
17:45It's like a hot dog, but better.
17:46Mommy.
17:48Look, I don't even know if it's cooked to me.
17:50Did you tell me?
17:52I'm not a good cook.
17:53I spent my 20s and 30s on cocaine and champagne.
17:58How are you feeling?
17:59Are you feeling better?
18:00I'm great, yeah.
18:01No more jet lag?
18:02Thank God.
18:03You ready to hit the town with me?
18:05Yeah.
18:05Will you do a little shopping?
18:07I'm not a good one.
18:08Oh, yeah.
18:10Not you.
18:10You're not a good one.
18:10Those are the magic words I've been waiting for.
18:12This is a really big deal for me that they find their footing here and that they enjoy
18:16it.
18:17For me, it's the difference between giving up 20 years of my life and my connections
18:21and my work or being able to keep them.
18:24All of my work has been here in the UK, like all of it.
18:27It's amazing.
18:28Yeah, and so I just, it's hard to throw away like my whole career.
18:32And so then I'm just in the States, like, what am I going to do here?
18:36All right, now you can have some ketchup.
18:38She likes ketchup.
18:39She love, loves it.
18:40I never had an acting career in Los Angeles.
18:41I worked entirely from London.
18:44So the doors are already open for me here.
18:47I don't even know how I would start over.
18:50I mean, I guess I could become a realtor.
18:53Would you buy a house for me?
18:55Are you guys talking to your friends back home?
18:58Mm-hmm.
18:58What are they doing for 4th of July?
19:00Nothing.
19:00Do you know what the 4th of July is for?
19:02Yeah, um, Independence Day.
19:04From who?
19:08Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence that freed the slaves.
19:11No, no, no.
19:15Bro.
19:15That's a different kind of independence.
19:17I don't know how that's going to be.
19:18July 4th is Independence Day from who?
19:22George Washington.
19:23George Washington.
19:26You just did the East Coast trip.
19:28Oh, oh, oh, it was in the Revolutionary War when they signed the treaty.
19:31Against who?
19:32Against, uh, England.
19:33Yes!
19:34Let's go!
19:35Oh, my God!
19:36Yay!
19:39I'm it.
19:40I don't know what you heard about me, but I am the is.
19:44Word of God, no cloning.
19:46Yeah, I am it.
19:48This is going to be so hot.
19:53What time is it in Zurich?
19:55An hour difference.
19:57Okay.
19:58Hi!
19:58Hello!
19:59It's so hot here.
20:01I don't know what it's like in Zurich.
20:03Is it as hot here as...
20:04Same.
20:05Same.
20:05It's crazy.
20:06What are you up to?
20:07Well, I'm getting ready for the big polo event today, which is so fun.
20:14We will miss you.
20:15Unfortunately, my birthday party this year lands on a day that Marco is traveling for work,
20:19but we were able to celebrate my birthday on my actual birthday.
20:24Happy birthday to you!
20:29Woo!
20:33Polo lessons.
20:34That sounds fun.
20:35Everyone up for getting on the horse?
20:37Not everyone.
20:38Marco introduced me to polo.
20:40Marco is half Argentine, half Swiss, so he grew up with polo.
20:43So when I first started dating Marco, he took me to my first polo game.
20:47I actually was engaged on a polo field in Argentina.
20:49And it's been something that I think we just love to watch.
20:53And now I'm just, I'm such a polo fan.
20:55I think there's six of us riding, five or six of us.
20:58So it's going to be a good crowd.
21:00I'm a little nervous because it is the first time everybody's seen each other since the
21:03picnic.
21:04The picnic.
21:05So I'm hoping everyone just kind of behaves themselves.
21:08And if not, I'm going to take away the polo mallets.
21:13Godspeed to me.
21:15Coming up on Ladies of London, I wore my white flowers for peace.
21:20Is there something you're trying to say?
21:22Yes, I'm a piece of s***.
21:24Finally, we agree.
21:26Marco!
21:46Thank you very much.
21:49Wow.
21:50It's beautiful.
21:51This is cool.
21:53Everything's so perfect.
21:54Everything's perfect, right?
21:55Yeah.
21:55I probably celebrated six birthdays on a polo field.
21:58It's so fun.
21:59It's social.
22:00It's exciting.
22:01And now I'm just, I'm such a polo fan.
22:06Hello.
22:08Oh my gosh.
22:09Wow.
22:10Do we look like we know what we're doing?
22:12Because we don't.
22:12Oh my gosh.
22:13How are you doing?
22:15Oh my gosh.
22:23Welcome.
22:25Happy birthday.
22:27Drinks looks good.
22:29Are you drinking?
22:29Well, I was afraid to drink and drive a horse.
22:33More fun.
22:37Hey.
22:39You look amazing.
22:41You look amazing.
22:42Happy birthday.
22:44Thank you so much.
22:46I had to bring you something.
22:46Oh my goodness.
22:47I brought you Longleat local honey.
22:50You are the best.
22:51Thank you for coming.
22:52Welcome home.
22:53I know.
22:54We're here.
22:55I'm so excited to see a horse.
23:03Horses.
23:06Welcome home.
23:07Happy birthday.
23:09Happy birthday.
23:11Happy birthday.
23:13Happy birthday.
23:13Thank you friend.
23:15Welcome.
23:15Welcome home.
23:18How'd it go?
23:19It was amazing.
23:19Did you run the whole thing?
23:21I did the 10k.
23:21I walked, jogged.
23:23Kenya was absolutely amazing.
23:24The sun's coming out.
23:26It's going to be hot.
23:28Starting to get out of breath.
23:30I'm trying my best.
23:32It's high altitude and it's rough terrain.
23:34So people who do this race say it's one of the harder ones.
23:37And then I saw some monkeys on the course at like 8k who had come out to eat the little
23:42bananas that were given for energy snacks.
23:44And they came to join in, which kept me going.
23:49I was so, I don't know, just thrilled to have done it.
23:54Thank you for your messages.
23:56Oh no.
23:57So sweet of you to be like cheering me on from here.
24:05How are you?
24:07Nice with you.
24:07You too, thank you.
24:08Welcome.
24:09How are you?
24:10I'm George.
24:11Nice to meet you.
24:12Like half a glass of champagne.
24:13Honestly, drinking improves my performance on a horse.
24:16Hi.
24:16What's up?
24:17I was very pumped to see you again.
24:19Hi.
24:19I heard my legs hurt after that.
24:22I was like, whoa.
24:30Oh, look at you.
24:32A dream.
24:35Yeah, this is actually Joshua's suit because I can't fit into anything anymore.
24:38So I'm like, yeah, so I'm now wearing a men's one.
24:42You would never know.
24:44Never.
24:45Micah, you look like a professional.
24:48It's a polo part of your life or is this a...
24:50I love to watch polo.
24:51Okay.
24:52But I do not play polo.
24:53I do not ride horses.
24:55I'm excited to be beside her.
24:57Icon.
24:57Riding horses.
24:58Seriously.
24:59Don't put me on a pedestal.
25:00I will fall straight off it.
25:10Hi.
25:11Hi.
25:12Hi.
25:12How are you birthday girl?
25:14Wow.
25:14You look amazing.
25:16Trouble.
25:16Yeah.
25:17Trouble.
25:18Trouble has arrived.
25:19Hi.
25:23I have a lot going on in my life.
25:26I'm going to fly tomorrow back to LA.
25:28Yeah.
25:29And then Jacques comes back with me.
25:31How are you feeling?
25:32I am weird.
25:33I don't know where I am.
25:37I'm tired.
25:37I'm not in the mood for bull .
25:39I said you had your evil headdress on.
25:42So, if she wants to be cool, we'll be cool.
25:45Can you be nice to Margot today, please?
25:46Because you love me.
25:47I do.
25:48I'll be nice.
25:51I'll put my nice hat on.
25:52Margot, Kimmy's wearing a piece of hat.
25:53I wore my white flowers for peace.
25:56You think it will help?
25:57I don't know, but I'm channeling it.
26:00I'll go along with it, Kimmy, but white's also the color of death.
26:04Got a lot of peace going on, Kimmy.
26:07Is there something you're trying to say?
26:09Yes, I'm a piece of .
26:10I'm like, we agree here.
26:12Margot!
26:13Okay, we're bringing, we're having fun.
26:15Cheers, Margot.
26:16Cheers.
26:19Thank you so much.
26:24Hello, darling.
26:27Happy birthday.
26:30He's wearing pink.
26:33I have a way of blocking out irrelevant things.
26:36What Margot's struggling to understand is that I'm distinctly uninterested in her.
26:41Nothing about her fascinates me or intrigues me.
26:45And I feel that may be bothering her.
26:50Where is that shade?
26:52You are the shade.
26:52I am indeed the shade.
26:54Well observed.
26:56Those are just any hot men.
26:59I've never been to a poddle a game before.
27:01The thing is, he's polar players.
27:02They're hot, they're always poor.
27:04Always date the guy that owns the team.
27:08Not the player.
27:10Tragic mistake.
27:12Tragic.
27:13Polo players make nothing.
27:15Nothing.
27:16Nothing.
27:17Oh, that's sad.
27:18You were some of the best ones in the world.
27:20Really?
27:21Yeah.
27:21I'm single, I'm like, hey, maybe this is my thing now.
27:25Stop ruining it for me.
27:26Jesus.
27:28Olives are safe.
27:30I'll put some more tomatoes.
27:32Can we stand back here?
27:34Yes.
27:34The rest of the day.
27:35I'm bidding on something so I can't communicate.
27:36Oh my God!
27:37What is it?
27:39A teapot.
27:40Darling, I'm not shopping for your husband.
27:42What is it?
27:44What is it?
27:45It's a set of chairs which I want for Florence.
27:47How's your dad?
27:49He's in hospital.
27:51No!
27:53You see your parents reach their 80s.
27:56You start really seeing their fragility.
27:58And you start understanding that life is finite.
28:01And you can ignore that for great swathes of time
28:04until you can no longer.
28:06You want to go out?
28:07I'm going tomorrow.
28:08No!
28:09Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
28:11You feel powerless, alone, as an only child.
28:14And you feel sad.
28:15But there isn't very much you can do apart from comfort them,
28:19if they will accept to be comforted, which is not the case in this situation.
28:25What happened to my lot? I missed it.
28:27No, you didn't.
28:27I did.
28:28This is my constant distraction from...
28:31Oh, tell me about it.
28:32...problems.
28:33Just my thoughts.
28:34I go running, you buy chairs.
28:39Coming up on Ladies of London...
28:42I just don't think you give a s***.
28:45This is a woman who's had sex on screen at the age of 21,
28:48and now she can't stand up to Mark Francis.
28:50What is that about?
29:01Everybody riding, it's time to go.
29:03Are you?
29:03Yes.
29:05Kimmy, get a chair.
29:06I'm never going to grab a chair.
29:07There's somebody that can grab it for me.
29:09Who grabs?
29:10We're not the kind of people who grab.
29:12We're not grabbers.
29:13Obviously, I'm not playing polo today because I'm pregnant,
29:17but if I wasn't pregnant, I'd be the first one on that horse,
29:20and I really want to look like a complete twat out there,
29:23trying to do something I'm going to look really bad at.
29:25Why would you play polo with people who are not necessarily
29:28the most competent of players?
29:30I'm not doing that.
29:32Horse riding is dangerous enough without this situation.
29:36I'm going to have a sit down.
29:38The stars are coming now.
29:39Aw.
29:40Who is the oldest and the slowest?
29:42Okay, so you are the most experienced.
29:45Happy to go.
29:46It's a mare.
29:48I love a mare.
29:49Good morning.
29:51Horses, for me, are kind of my lifeblood.
29:56Hi.
29:56And for me, it's a really intense form of relaxation,
30:00and I'm going to cry because I cry every time I talk about horses.
30:03By the way, Martha is exceptional on a horse.
30:07Martha was, at one point, the best side saddle rider in the UK.
30:09Yeah.
30:10I used to ride, but, um, a very different sort of horse.
30:14I used to, you know, hunt.
30:16So I used to ride tanks, and these are like Ferraris.
30:19So I'm quite nervous.
30:23Oh, my God, I haven't been on a horse in a long time.
30:25Careful.
30:26Your leg is in between the rings.
30:27Oh, that won't be very good, yeah.
30:28That's not good.
30:29There you go.
30:29Here's the experience rider.
30:32Should we play a game now?
30:33Yeah.
30:34Oh, look, it's getting dangerous.
30:37Oh, shoot.
30:41I've taken polo lessons before.
30:45But it was a long time ago, and I don't remember much.
30:48The higher you go with the backswing, you can hit the ball further.
30:51Very good.
30:52Yeah, trying to brush the grass.
30:54Well done, Martha.
30:56Martha, you're going the wrong way.
30:58There's a whole different set of instructions for a polo pony, it turns out.
31:03Oh!
31:04Believe it or not, this is not the first time I'm playing polo.
31:07I'm just really bad at it.
31:10The sport is so hard because there's so many things going on.
31:14It's like a sexy man, a horse, a thing you're going to swing around.
31:19Good job, Missy.
31:21Apparently you got yourself in trouble this week.
31:24I wasn't there.
31:25Apparently you caused a ruckus, supposedly.
31:28You ruffled feathers.
31:29You ruffled feathers.
31:30Marquette.
31:31Cruella is out in full force.
31:33And she's always been my favorite.
31:35Well, ruffled feathers, yeah.
31:37She was wearing rather a lot of them.
31:39I'm not saying this as I'm surprised.
31:41I just want to know because I wasn't there.
31:42Listen, if you're going to go around wearing 150 dead pigeons to a garden party.
31:47They were definitely ostrich.
31:49Wait, what?
31:49Ostrich?
31:50Do you know how long ostrich plumes are?
31:51They're this long, sweetheart.
31:52There was nothing ostrich in about them.
31:54There was nothing ostrich in about them.
31:55It was pjean.
31:57What ignited it, though?
31:58Because she thinks that Mark's been saying things about her behind her back.
32:01Well, he has.
32:02So have I?
32:02But she's been upset by it.
32:04I've heard that she's been crying about it.
32:06Really?
32:07Not anybody.
32:09That's just crying because somebody criticized their wardrobe as a real lack of what I call
32:16important issues going on in their life.
32:19So you actually escalated into a proper row at this party?
32:22She didn't cry there, but I've heard that she's been really upset about it.
32:25Mark slags my wardrobe off all the time.
32:29And, like, you're probably not wrong.
32:32If anything, I might wear something I know he'll hate on purpose for his reaction.
32:35I've done that loads of times because it's funny.
32:40How did it end?
32:41She left.
32:42It was ideal.
32:44Is Mark some kind of fashion guru?
32:46Like, who says that he knows the rules of whatever somebody should be wearing?
32:50Margot has a right to wear whatever she wants without people making bitchy comments about it.
32:55I don't think she'll make it in London.
32:57I think she's far better suited to Los Angeles.
33:01Yes!
33:03That was so fun.
33:05That was cool.
33:06We have to give them back.
33:07Unfortunately.
33:08Can I just go for one counter without the stick?
33:10Of course you can.
33:11Come on.
33:12Come on.
33:13Come on.
33:14Come on.
33:15Come on.
33:16Come on.
33:17Oh, look at Martha.
33:20Good girl.
33:23Daddy.
33:24Daddy.
33:24Daddy.
33:25Daddy.
33:25So beautiful.
33:26Aw.
33:26Aw.
33:27When I got here, Martha was really in a low.
33:29And watching her on this horse, there's so much brightness and hope.
33:34Oh, look at Martha go.
33:35It really makes me excited for her future.
33:38She can ride.
33:39You can tell.
33:41Yeah, no, Martha's great.
33:43For somebody that always loved horses and she didn't get on one for years for some odd
33:47reason, it's really nice to see her connect with something that makes her feel so alive
33:52again.
33:52And it makes me happy as a friend to see that.
33:55Good girl.
33:57Good girl.
33:59Good girl.
34:00Good girl.
34:00Woo-hoo!
34:00Woo-hoo!
34:01Woo-hoo!
34:03Oh, Martha, you look amazing.
34:05What a good girl.
34:07Oh, my goodness.
34:08You're so sweet.
34:09God, that makes me so happy.
34:11Oh, my God.
34:11I'm looking.
34:12You this happy makes me so happy.
34:13Oh, my God.
34:15This is the best thing anyone's ever done for me.
34:17Aw.
34:19Do you want to give one more?
34:19Thank you, gentlemen and ponies.
34:23Muchas gracias.
34:24Muchas gracias.
34:25Muchas gracias.
34:25Muchas gracias.
34:27Adios, babe.
34:31Missy.
34:31Hi.
34:33Welcome back.
34:34Oh, my God.
34:35That was so hard.
34:36I said even on horses, you're managing to have your tits flying around.
34:39I know.
34:40Did you guys see them?
34:41They just came out.
34:44I'm, like, shaking.
34:45I'm so tired.
34:46It's really quite fun.
34:47Very hard.
34:50Martha Sitwell.
34:51Congratulations.
34:54Getting back in the saddle.
34:56I'm so happy right now.
34:57So beautifully and gloriously.
34:59Bring me champagne.
35:01I'm so happy right now, Kimmy.
35:03Well, you should be because you were fabulous.
35:05I'm sort of puce.
35:06I'm just waiting until the sweat dries.
35:09Oh, when was the last time I got this sweaty?
35:11I don't know because I haven't had sex for a really long time.
35:14I'm so proud of you.
35:16Oh, thank you.
35:17And I haven't had good sex for even longer.
35:21Oh, God, I've missed it so much.
35:23Well, you know something?
35:24I'm so kind.
35:24I've never seen anyone more beautiful on a horse than you.
35:26Oh, you tell the nicest lies.
35:29Me?
35:29I'm the meanest bitch on earth.
35:31But if I say something, it's because it's true.
35:34Oh, I was so happy to be on that horse.
35:36Literally, I feel like the world has lifted off my shoulders.
35:39I feel like Martha again.
35:40The last five years have just been so much just about survival.
35:44Just really animal instinct survival.
35:46The wallpaper is peeling off.
35:49There are damp patches.
35:51Everything's covered in magpie crap.
35:53Are you sure he was even a builder?
35:55I guess, creepier.
35:56So he's like, I'm not doing the job.
35:58I'm like, drop back my keys.
35:59But you gave him your house keys?
36:01I don't want to become one of those horrible people
36:05just because the world has been cruel to me.
36:06I just refuse.
36:07I'm sorry.
36:08But now I'm feeling so much better.
36:12I just feel like I'm sort of filled up with golden bubbling energy.
36:16I'm feeling so much stronger.
36:18I'm feeling so much more like Martha.
36:23I'd lost that bitch.
36:24She was kind of cool.
36:25But, oh, God.
36:27I've got to go and see Daphne.
36:28Of course you do.
36:29I know.
36:30I just, I'm so scared of how emotional it's going to be for me.
36:32When I've ridden her, then I have to go home.
36:35And you know what?
36:36That's life.
36:37Life's about beautiful moments.
36:39I want it all to be beautiful.
36:40Well, it isn't.
36:42But it's, it's about appreciating the ones that are.
36:44Yeah.
36:45Well done.
36:46That was beautiful.
36:46Let's be happy about this one.
36:51You look like you're meant to do this.
36:54I, do you know, I was just the whole time, I was like, just don't fall.
36:57Just don't fall.
36:58That's it.
36:58And we're good.
36:59Yeah.
37:00How have you been?
37:01Hey, amazing.
37:02I want to talk to you, actually.
37:03At some point.
37:04Well, here I am.
37:05This whole situation with Margot is like, so crazy.
37:09I haven't even noticed it.
37:10So?
37:11No.
37:12I mean, I'm completely indifferent.
37:13Bottom line is that Margot's actually a really nice person.
37:18Gorgeous, inside out.
37:20Well, we won't have to fight over her.
37:22She's all nice.
37:22Yeah, what's upsetting her.
37:24Say one thing in front of her face and say another thing behind her back.
37:27I'm very happy to say absolutely nothing to her or behind her.
37:30She has no consequence to me.
37:41Bottom line is, Margot's actually a really nice person.
37:45What's upsetting her?
37:47It's like the, say one thing in front of her face and say another thing behind her back.
37:51If we're going to turn this into like something bigger than anything.
37:53No, it doesn't have to be.
37:55I think she should just.
37:56It's more, it's more because she's so upset.
37:58I don't think she's that.
37:59She actually cries.
38:00Remember, she's an actress, sweetheart.
38:01I don't think she's acting, though.
38:03Do you know what?
38:03So many things matter in the world and this isn't one of them.
38:06But I know.
38:07It doesn't matter.
38:08So many things matter.
38:08You know what matters?
38:09That you didn't fall off the horse, that you had a great time, that it's Micah's birthday.
38:12So many things matter.
38:13Yeah.
38:13This doesn't matter.
38:14I think she's confronting more about what's being said.
38:17Yeah.
38:19She felt a bit bullied, which is not nice for her.
38:22She doesn't feel bullied.
38:23She doesn't feel bullied.
38:23That's what she said.
38:24I feel like really bullied, really attacked.
38:26Oh.
38:27Trust me, she's a big girl.
38:29She'll get a bit hurt.
38:30Trust me.
38:31She'll be just fine.
38:32I was bullied for the first 20 years of my life.
38:35I know exactly what bullying is.
38:37Margot was not bullied.
38:38It's fine.
38:39Sorry, just started a conversation.
38:41Bullying is trauma.
38:43Somebody making an off-the-cuff remark about something you're wearing is possibly unkind.
38:50At worst.
38:52I really think it's...
38:53Do you know what?
38:53I think today...
38:54Today's a celebration.
38:56Yeah.
38:56I'm not going to focus on any of this, my love.
38:58We're not...
38:58Okay?
38:59We are not having an argument.
39:01Good.
39:02At all.
39:02Good.
39:03There's a time and a place for everything.
39:04And at this point, it's not going so well.
39:06But also, Mark is acknowledging that.
39:08He's saying, I don't want any drama at Micah's birthday.
39:09And I think that's good etiquette.
39:12Yeah.
39:12It's not what I think.
39:13It's such a happy day.
39:15Because you weren't a friend.
39:15I don't think we need to sort of worry about people's outfits.
39:19For the record, I was like, I like Margot.
39:22You know, I'm just like...
39:24I don't understand.
39:26Oh, I love not being the only person holding Mark Francis accountable.
39:31It's amazing.
39:32I think he's just trying to say...
39:34He's just like, oh, it's...
39:35She says stuff for attention.
39:37And I'm like, well, I don't really understand.
39:39I do things for attention.
39:44You know who this is?
39:45Mr. Burns.
39:47Mr. Burns.
39:48I really struggle to get close to people who can't take it.
39:52I was like, look, I just thought you had a really thick skin.
39:55I just didn't think you'd give a shit.
39:56Like, don't really.
39:57And the fact that you're saying that you're upset
39:59and that you've got feelings and all that stuff.
40:01Like, that's you giving a shit.
40:02And I'm like, I just think the less you do that, the better.
40:04This is a woman who's had sex on screen at the age of 21
40:07and now she's getting shy.
40:09She can't stand up to Mark Francis.
40:11Like, what is that about?
40:13There are kids dying all over the world.
40:15Yeah, I know.
40:15And we're worried about what I think about someone's dress.
40:18But he was upsetting her.
40:19Well, then she needs to get over it.
40:20We just, like, have to...
40:21I'm going to go and sit over in this charitable corner here
40:24where I feel that there is less drama.
40:26It's not drama.
40:28Good.
40:28I'm glad to hear it.
40:29It's really not, honestly.
40:30It's not drama at all.
40:30I'm very glad to hear it.
40:32Entirely uncalled for, especially on someone's birthday.
40:34We tried to talk about it.
40:35Yeah.
40:36So, if you can't have a conversation, I can't force it.
40:39I'm so hopeful that they can be friends and start over.
40:46I'm from, uh, Florida.
40:47Florida.
40:48Florida, yeah.
40:48I live in Boston, though.
40:51Oh, my gosh.
40:52I've just seen this.
40:53Oh, thank you.
40:54Oh, my goodness.
40:55This is stunning.
40:59Happy birthday to you.
41:02Happy birthday, dear Micah.
41:07Happy birthday to you.
41:12Thank you, everyone.
41:14Aw.
41:14I don't know if you can take a photo of that.
41:15I don't even can take a photo of that.
41:17I don't know if you can take a photo of that.
41:17I don't even know.
41:17I think I got off light in this party.
41:20I mean, I was thinking, hide the polo mallets.
41:23Like, and so, if this is all the drama that happens on my birthday, I'm happy.
41:28Everyone.
41:29Hello.
41:29Hello.
41:30Thank you to the birthday girl.
41:32Cheers to the birthday girl.
41:33Cheers!
41:34Oh, my gosh!
41:35To the birthday girl!
41:36Yay!
41:37Happy birthday girl.
41:38Woo!
41:39So, you're like a Barbie of polo.
41:42Oh.
41:43Insane.
41:44I mean, who could wear white.
41:45I know.
41:47I'm mad.
41:48And to everybody else, including the birthday girl, I would like to extend an invitation to
41:53Lonely.
41:57Oh, yes, bitch.
41:58If you would care to join me, you're cordially invited, is what we should say, right?
42:02Yeah.
42:02And Mark's been Kimmy's been many times.
42:06I don't believe we'd left, actually.
42:08Um, but yeah, I feel like I talk about it all the time.
42:10Obviously, it means a lot to me.
42:11It's such a different world, and I feel like trying to explain it and articulate it is so
42:15difficult.
42:15I'd like to invite you.
42:16It should be fun.
42:17I think it would be very nice for everybody to come to Longleat.
42:20I think there's something there for everybody.
42:21Hopefully, I'll keep them entertained enough to not argue.
42:25Can you imagine?
42:32You're being a bitch.
42:34You would know.
42:35F*** off, Margo.
42:37Why are you so obsessed with me that you talk about me all the time?
42:40Well, darling, who wouldn't be obsessed with you?
42:41Who would you see yourself?
42:42Oh, you're so weird.
42:43I've been 20 years being treated like a freak, okay?
42:46I will not be branded a freak.
42:48He is a freak.
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