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Hating and Loving My Adopted Brother EP
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00:00:08i'm sorry for your loss abigail as per your adopted father's wishes i placed you in the honors
00:00:14courses congratulations thank you mr peters i hope you'll feel right at home here at clearwater high
00:00:23mom dad you guys can rest easy now uncle ben's been really good to me and tomorrow's the first
00:00:29day of my brand new life i'm pregnant with your baby you can't keep ignoring me
00:00:41let's break our chains poverty is the new devil it's time to get paid so let's move to the next
00:00:49level let's break our chains poverty is what are you ignoring me now last warning you do that again
00:00:57next time i run you over was that night we shared together not special to you chris i want to
00:01:03be
00:01:03more than just another one of your booty calls i want to be your girlfriend oh my god did she
00:01:08seriously just say that not gonna lie though chris is insanely hot i totally settle for a one night stand
00:01:14a typical spoiled jock we both know nothing happened you spiked my drink i blacked out
00:01:22i was drugged out of my fucking mind and i still didn't let finger on it chris please give me
00:01:28a
00:01:28chance give our baby a chance please chris what are you doing you could have hurt the baby
00:01:38one more lie and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours
00:01:42hey asshole what's your deal you can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that
00:01:48apologize
00:01:53hey i said apologize who is that girl did you not hear me tell her you're sorry
00:02:02oh my god she's so hooked that locket is like super important to chris okay now you're really asking
00:02:24she's kind of hot
00:02:28no abigail wake up i'm sorry i broke your locket okay it was an accident but it's nothing compared to
00:02:36what
00:02:36you did just walking around shoving girls you knock up sometimes the truth isn't always what it sounds
00:02:43like i don't need an apology just get out of my sight
00:03:05you proud of me mom i held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:10wanted
00:03:11a sibling and guess what i just found you a sister wait what a sister where where is she well
00:03:23she
00:03:23should be here any second now why don't you come downstairs when you're ready
00:03:29what the hell who would dad even have a kid with wait wait wait and how old is this sister
00:03:34i'm not
00:03:35gonna have to help him raise a baby now am i wait dad is she like my real sister yes
00:03:41all right
00:03:46wait a second did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister
00:03:50of course she is she's my best friend's daughter
00:03:56abigail please come in come in
00:04:00okay let me let me take this for you
00:04:06abigail your dad was like my best friend in the world i just want you to think of this house
00:04:11as
00:04:11your home i know it's been rough and clearly i'm not gonna you know replace him but hopefully i can
00:04:17be
00:04:17a good father to you too
00:04:21thank you uncle ben and feel free to call me dad i mean if you
00:04:25when it's why don't i introduce you to your brother he's gonna love you i am sure of it chris
00:04:30come down your sister's here
00:04:38it's you
00:04:47you two know each other already that's perfect
00:04:51i hate to do this but i actually have to leave town on the business trip
00:04:53so this punk here is gonna watch after you while i'm gone
00:04:57you two play nice chris do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans
00:05:06i'm abigail
00:05:09how old are you 17. we're the same age does that mean dad cheated on mom
00:05:16why the hell are you here i just transferred to clearwater high that's why you saw me earlier
00:05:21oh and dad told me if you ever need help with homework or you just had to transfer to my
00:05:25school
00:05:26huh what are you gonna use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make
00:05:30my life
00:05:31miserable what else did dad say he said that since we're brother and sister we should probably try to
00:05:36get along
00:05:41does he really have to be this close yeah i'm an only child i don't have a sister
00:05:47fine then
00:05:50you know what i actually don't want a brother like you anyway because you're a deadbeat who
00:05:55knocks up girls then runs away watch your mouth you watch your mouth or i'll hit you
00:06:10whatever this is probably for the best at least i won't have to waste energy trying to get along with
00:06:15him oh why am i so afraid of him i feel like i forgot something
00:06:32my bra
00:06:49i clearly remember putting it right here
00:06:56hey sis what you looking for this
00:07:02i a fruity bra huh you know i didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish give it back
00:07:13you want it back you're gonna have to agree to my three rules i mean if you're gonna live in
00:07:17my house
00:07:18it's gonna be on my terms what are the rules rule number one in public we're complete strangers i can't
00:07:25have anyone know when we live under the same roof no way okay easy peasy rule number two you stay
00:07:32at least
00:07:32three feet away from me at all times okay and the third how about this you owe me one oh
00:07:42you one yeah
00:07:51what is that going to be a problem i didn't say that
00:08:05i'm sorry but what is that i feel on my side it feels so hard okay don't move
00:08:15oh my god i just moved in and my new brother already hates me living here is gonna be a
00:08:23nightmare
00:08:27i don't know if you want to live here you're gonna have to get along with her
00:08:39can you just tell him to stay back why should i she's more family to me than you are you
00:08:45know what if
00:08:46you're afraid of her then you should stay away ain't that right oh it's time for school you know
00:08:53i'd give you a ride but the whole first rule and all whatever i don't want to ride from you
00:08:58anyway
00:08:59again with the attitude um also one more thing there's really no bus stops on the street ubers
00:09:05take forever to get here so who knows you may have to hitchhike what yeah ciao
00:09:11uh go over there chris you
00:09:39wait isn't that the girl from yesterday why did she just come out of chris's house
00:09:49and that is how you do it
00:09:56chris you are such a dick
00:10:00you must be abigail the new transfer student late on your first day
00:10:04you're quite different from how mr peters described you
00:10:19oh my god it's you
00:10:23thanks for standing up for me yesterday oh i'm so sorry what's your name again oh my name is abigail
00:10:30i'm kylie can i throw a welcome party for you what no i don't even know anybody that's the whole
00:10:36point
00:10:37of a party oh please pretty please give me a chance to thank you i want to be your friend
00:10:44okay then i guess
00:10:48you'd better dress up girl give me glam elegant something truly stunning i want everyone to know my
00:10:54new bff is a total baddie
00:11:03don't go to that party what are you afraid that me and your ex are gonna get back at you
00:11:07wow fine my bad for trying to be nice don't blame me when you regret it
00:11:23what the hell am i gonna wear to this party
00:11:30a fruity bra i didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish
00:11:38nope i need a serious glow-up no more of this childish
00:11:55okay that's a good boy no these are not toys
00:12:01these are our toys these are our toys
00:12:18and the fruity bra to lacy thomps i gotta say it's quite the leap
00:12:25sorry about that can you just um give it back to me please nope not until you tell me what
00:12:30you
00:12:31bought all this stuff for and more importantly why it's all so sexy
00:12:37oh my god don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart did you
00:12:40no it has nothing to do with you i was just shopping for kylie's party and i just bought
00:12:45some underwear too while i was at it that's all
00:12:48i told you not to go to that party you need to stay away from kylie
00:12:52back off i could be friends with whoever i want
00:13:07whoa it feels super weird saying this but my sister's actually kind of cute
00:13:13my sister's actually kind of cute
00:13:20i'm gonna hang out with my new friends i can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on
00:13:24you
00:13:25hey look i don't know how many times i have to tell you kylie is not
00:13:38this should be glam enough right
00:13:46last time i'm gonna tell you do not go to that party seriously what is your problem am i not
00:13:52allowed
00:13:52to have my own life now kylie is not as nice as you think i mean the girl is literally
00:13:57nothing but
00:13:57trouble don't talk about my friend besides she's better than you you always bring me trouble you stupid selfish dick
00:14:07listen i'm only warning you because dad told me to look out for you
00:14:14hold on are you wearing perfume
00:14:22did you forget rule number two big brother three feet apart at all times
00:14:31come on chris get a hold of yourself she's your sister
00:14:40hey kylie i'm here
00:14:49hey abigail what brings you here
00:14:52ew that dress screams clarence bridesmaid
00:14:58but you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today
00:15:02who the fuck do you think you are
00:15:05oh you must have misunderstood me but still i'm glad you came
00:15:09is this for me let's have a look
00:15:17juice what is this kindergarten
00:15:19if you're gonna show up uninvited at least bring some real booze
00:15:25it seems i'm not wanted here so i'll just see myself out
00:15:29no don't go you haven't tried your juice yet
00:15:47i don't understand i thought you wanted to be my friend why would you do this to me friends
00:15:52with you my dad's the wealthiest guy in town and you think you can be my friend
00:15:58oh i get it now you transferred to clearwater high because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids
00:16:04hey guys check out my new friend abby fail she sucks just as much as our stupid name
00:16:12oh say cheese dance abba fail highly stop oh looks like you're about to cry hold a pose abba fail
00:16:42get off me leave me alone well bestie how does this three thousand dollar bottle of louis taste
00:17:00chris was right you're the worst i can't believe i ever wanted to be her friend let me guess the
00:17:05whole pregnancy thing was a lie too finally showing your true colors huh let's be real you only stood
00:17:12up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of chris that's how you got into his
00:17:16bed
00:17:16last night right you slut you're actually delusional and you're just some whore who's trying to sleep
00:17:24her way to the top because i'll just have to put you in your place everyone enjoying the show how
00:17:29about we take this party over to the pool
00:17:36let go of me
00:17:40this doesn't feel right i gotta go find her come on pick up pick up
00:17:46hey man what's kylie's address let go of me
00:17:53please let go i didn't do anything to any of you why are you just going along with her
00:17:58enough bitching come on guys she's drunk off that louise so let's help sober her up in the pool
00:18:04oh my dress it's too heavy i'm sinking look at you laying like a drowning dog
00:18:34help me somebody help me oh crow you want this is my house no one's coming to see you
00:18:46oh my god look at her this is so gonna blow up on tick tock
00:18:52abigail
00:19:20i'm sorry i'm late are you all right
00:19:29chris we were just having a little fun with her fun huh
00:19:38how about now you still having fun
00:19:48phone's in the pool now
00:19:54she's mine mess with her you mess with me
00:19:58come on come on let's go let's go
00:20:18shit she's burning up
00:20:20and your dress is soaked we gotta get this thing off hey hey abigail wake up
00:20:29don't feel good she's so drunk listen you're running a fever all right i'm gonna get you in
00:20:35some nice warm comfy clothes okay
00:20:45chris
00:20:47yeah
00:20:47did you say something
00:21:00abigail
00:21:00uncle pet i mean dad
00:21:03crap if dad catches us like this we're screwed hey abigail are you asleep
00:21:09i want to give you a gift i brought home with me
00:21:16abigail are you all right is something wrong
00:21:23abigail
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00:23:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:18Oh, Chris.
00:24:20Oh, Chris.
00:24:23Oh, Chris.
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:26Yes.
00:24:33Oh, my God.
00:24:35How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:25:00Careful.
00:25:16Oh, shit.
00:25:17Why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:28Hey, get back here.
00:25:30Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:25:32Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:39Eat up, kiddo.
00:25:40There's plenty to go around.
00:26:11You're so hot.
00:26:15What?
00:26:17Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:21Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:23Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:28Fuck, stay cool, stay cool.
00:26:29Don't let Dad find out.
00:26:31Ah, no.
00:26:32I meant Bella.
00:26:34She must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:36Um, hey, we're going to be late.
00:26:39We got to go.
00:26:41Hey, wait for your sister.
00:26:50Remember rule number one?
00:26:52Yep.
00:26:53Total strangers.
00:26:54Got it.
00:26:56Good.
00:27:07What the fuck?
00:27:14Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:17What the fuck?
00:27:18She's never driven any girl to school, like, ever.
00:27:21Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:23As if.
00:27:24She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:26God, he always attracts the most desperate, trashy sluts.
00:27:30Ah!
00:27:31Ah!
00:27:32Ah!
00:27:35Ah!
00:27:41Ah!
00:27:55Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:27:58Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school.
00:28:00Dude, nothing's going on between us, all right?
00:28:03Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:06All right, ladies in the pool first.
00:28:09Boys, warm up.
00:28:10Boys, warm up.
00:28:32Hey, stop!
00:28:34Seriously!
00:28:34Oops, sorry.
00:28:36It's just so crowded in here, you know?
00:28:37No, es un accidente.
00:28:53Oh shit, mi top is gone.
00:28:59Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:02Ok, ladies, that's time.
00:29:05Boys, you're up.
00:29:10Oh no, I think we're missing someone.
00:29:13Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:19Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:21Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:27Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:29No freaking way, does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:32Don't worry, girlie, we'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:36She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:39What a fucking slut.
00:29:40Can you please give it back?
00:29:43Uh oh, you're too far away.
00:29:45I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:29:47I'll just ask one of the guys to bring it to you.
00:29:50Hey boy!
00:29:51Abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:29:55Um, any volunteers?
00:30:00Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:02What?
00:30:03You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:05Wow Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:07All the guys are gonna see her tits.
00:30:09We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:11Let's help her out then.
00:30:12Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:14That's so going viral!
00:30:21Holy shit!
00:30:23What are these?
00:30:24Double Ds?
00:30:25Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips!
00:30:28What should I do?
00:30:32Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her.
00:30:35They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:42God, she's so pathetic!
00:30:44Oh Abigail, ready or not, here I come!
00:30:50Stay away from her, you son of a bitch!
00:31:04What kind of permanence can now she do?
00:31:18How far is it?
00:31:22No!
00:31:23Or she's like獅 peen.
00:31:23What if you do now?
00:31:23What about her nipo?
00:31:24And the lovely fiance is i HASΨ±Ψ§-jved rom- romping?
00:31:32He needs to be the nokia
00:31:33when your pet shall becomeΠ΅Ρ‚ΡŒ your parents.
00:31:43Β‘SuscrΓ­bete al canal ahora!
00:31:52Β‘SuscrΓ­bete al canal!
00:31:57Β‘Again!
00:31:58Β‘Wait, Chris!
00:32:00Β‘No me equivoco, no me equivoco, no me equivoco, no me equivoco.
00:32:04Β‘Ah!
00:32:05Β‘You and you!
00:32:06Β‘You touch her again!
00:32:07Β‘I'll make sure you regret it!
00:32:21Β‘SuscrΓ­bete al canal!
00:32:27Β‘SuscrΓ­bete al canal!
00:32:29Β‘I think there's something wrong with me!
00:32:31Β‘No one's ever made me feel like this before!
00:32:33Β‘But she's my sister!
00:32:36Β‘God, I'm such a sick freak!
00:32:41Β‘He saved me!
00:32:42Β‘Again!
00:32:43Β‘No one's ever cared about me like that!
00:32:45Β‘Does Chris like me?
00:32:47Β‘Even just a little!
00:32:50Β‘I need to see him!
00:32:52Β‘I need to think him properly!
00:32:58Β‘Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude!
00:33:00Β‘Uh, I wanted to ask, uh, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:05Β‘Great!
00:33:06Β‘Now everyone's catching on!
00:33:08Β‘Oh!
00:33:08I know you and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this not ever
00:33:14Abigail's my sister dude you happy now for real nice I was worried you had a crush on her or
00:33:21something Abigail's totally my type man she's super cute she has an insane body she's not fake
00:33:28like those other girls bro you're tripping Abigail she's got a shitty personality and her body's
00:33:34mid as fuck she's got a flat chest flat ass scrawny chicken legs dude you can do better than her
00:33:42Abigail what were you thinking he only helped you because you're like a sister to him
00:33:50I was holding back but now that I know she's just your sister I'm totally gonna go for her man
00:33:56well good luck with that man all right see you later see ya
00:34:14dude what the hell are you doing here I'm here to see Abigail no no no dude you can't just
00:34:19show up to
00:34:20someone's house uninvited get out get out
00:34:27get out dude
00:34:34what are you guys doing
00:34:46uh Abigail you want to go to the movies just me and you
00:34:55no Abigail don't go
00:35:03bro you're tripping Abigail she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck
00:35:09oh Chris Florence just watch I'm way more charming than you think sounds fun I'm down
00:35:19just give me some time to get ready take all the time you need
00:35:32Abigail what are you doing in here I have to change get out you can't go on a date with
00:35:37Oscar
00:35:38why not
00:35:44because
00:35:47because Oscar is too good for you
00:35:50are you serious
00:35:51you were unreal
00:35:52you came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend
00:35:55get out
00:35:56I may not have the perfect body
00:35:58but don't think not even for a second that I'm not good enough
00:36:01because I am
00:36:01I know I am
00:36:02get out
00:36:03that's not that's not what I meant
00:36:05I said get out
00:36:10damn it why did I say that
00:36:12god if I don't tell someone my feelings soon I swear I'm gonna explode
00:36:16but how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister
00:36:20shit
00:36:21I should apologize to her
00:36:50I should apologize to her
00:36:57Β‘SuscrΓ­bete al canal!
00:37:21Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:23Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:26Because it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:33Fuck!
00:38:14Like the movie?
00:38:18You like the...
00:38:37Don't mind him.
00:38:40I'll have some more popcorn.
00:39:01What the fuck?
00:39:02I'm sorry, man.
00:39:03My hand slipped.
00:39:06God.
00:39:07Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:12Jeez.
00:39:13I'm a mess.
00:39:15Sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:17That's okay.
00:39:18I still had a nice time.
00:39:28What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:30What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and selling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:35Hey, you got something right there.
00:39:39Did I get it?
00:39:40Oh, no, not quite.
00:39:42Hold on.
00:39:56No, no, no, no, no.
00:39:57This is whack.
00:39:59Look, my sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:04I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:15Does she actually like him?
00:40:24Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:30You're really cute.
00:40:56Why, why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:03I, um, I'm just not feeling too good, so I'm going to head home.
00:41:11You're the first person to ever turn me down, Abigail.
00:41:14That only makes me want you more.
00:41:20Morning, son.
00:41:21Morning.
00:41:22And Chris, make sure your calendar's clear next weekend.
00:41:24We're going to go visit the graves of Abigail's parents.
00:41:28What did you say?
00:41:29Gross, Chris.
00:41:31Wait, no, no, no.
00:41:32What did you say?
00:41:33You said her parents died?
00:41:34What do you mean?
00:41:35Aren't you her parents?
00:41:36You said she was my sister.
00:41:37Chris, I am not playing these games with you today.
00:41:39No, no, Dad.
00:41:40I'm being serious.
00:41:41Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:46Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:48No, of course not.
00:41:50Abigail is the daughter of my best friend.
00:41:52He and his wife died in the line of duty.
00:41:57Oh, I knew it.
00:41:59God, I knew it.
00:42:01I'm not a freak.
00:42:06Well, I don't know about that.
00:42:08Then the story starts to wrap up.
00:42:10Hero comes home a changed person.
00:42:12So, who can answer what are the three different parts in a play?
00:42:17When he's not talking, he's really not that bad.
00:42:27Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:42:29God, as soon as I find out, she's actually not my sister.
00:42:32She falls head over heels for my best bro.
00:42:34Fucking perfect.
00:42:36Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:41Abigail, answer the question.
00:42:43I, um, I, I, I, I, I, I, I choose B.
00:42:57My question was, what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:01Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:43:05Yes, Miss Bella.
00:43:11Still an asshole.
00:43:15What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:25Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:43:27I'm telling Dad you're a big, fat boy.
00:43:30Oh, my God.
00:43:31Evie Everett is back.
00:43:33Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:35Oh, Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:37Oh, the one in the photo.
00:43:39The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:43:41Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:43:43Back then, Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class and back every day.
00:43:47He stuck to her, like, glue.
00:43:49Then, two years ago, Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:43:52She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:43:54Isn't she awesome?
00:43:55Oh, she sounds incredible.
00:44:20Evie's back.
00:44:22Evie's back.
00:44:31Oh, my God.
00:44:36Oh, my God.
00:44:36They're so cute.
00:44:38Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:40So, she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:44:43Oh, she's flawless.
00:44:45I've never seen anyone so gorgeous, so graceful.
00:44:48See?
00:44:49That's Evie, the only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:44:53She's everything that you're not.
00:44:55Hey, guys.
00:44:57Look what we have here.
00:45:00It's a sweet little love letter.
00:45:05Your teasing drives me mad.
00:45:08You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:45:09But I still want you so bad.
00:45:14You're stubborn, you're annoying, but your smile's my undoing.
00:45:19I think I really like you.
00:45:22You kept me up last night, thinking about that kiss.
00:45:25I'd give you my first time and let you show me bliss.
00:45:29Harley, stop it.
00:45:30Give it back.
00:45:31Harley, give it back to me.
00:45:33Abigail, your kindergarten love poems are so cute.
00:45:36No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:45:38Go on.
00:45:38Tell us who exactly are you going to eat lucid to.
00:45:43Who exactly are you going to give it to?
00:45:45Give it back to me.
00:45:50Harley, cut it out.
00:45:53Wow, Abigail.
00:45:55Didn't know you had it in you.
00:45:56Miss Goody Two Shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:01No, no, it's not what you think.
00:46:03Don't be shy, girl.
00:46:04Share with the class.
00:46:08Who is that letter for?
00:46:10Oscar or Chris?
00:46:15Is Abigail's love letter for me?
00:46:20The letter is...
00:46:22Speak up!
00:46:22Oh my God, was I right?
00:46:25You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:46:27Tell everyone.
00:46:29Tell Oscar.
00:46:30Who's Chris to you?
00:46:37I'm the one who...
00:46:38Chris is my brother!
00:46:48Chris is my brother.
00:46:51And this letter is for Oscar.
00:46:56Really?
00:46:57Because I've already got it bad for you, Abigail.
00:47:05Fuck!
00:47:06I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:47:13I'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:47:17Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:47:24I want to go home.
00:47:26I want to go home.
00:47:27It's okay.
00:47:28I'll get you home.
00:47:31Abigail, your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:47:41Hey, Abigail.
00:47:43You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:47:45Is it true?
00:47:48I...
00:47:48Abigail, you don't have to be shy.
00:47:50I'll say it again.
00:47:52I like you.
00:47:55I just need you to say it.
00:47:58Do you like me too?
00:48:02I...
00:48:03I...
00:48:11My brother, he doesn't have an umbrella, so I should probably go home.
00:48:16It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:48:18Get home safe, okay?
00:48:19Okay?
00:48:29Are you crazy?
00:48:30It's storming out here.
00:48:32Why are you just standing under the pouring rain?
00:48:34The rain didn't stop you from...
00:48:35Floating with Oscar.
00:48:37He was just walking me home, okay?
00:48:38That's all.
00:48:39That's all?
00:48:40Please.
00:48:41Everyone knows you guys like each other.
00:48:44I mean, didn't you write on those love poems?
00:48:46Aren't you obsessed with them?
00:48:48Why are you being so difficult?
00:48:49Let's just go inside and we can talk about it, okay?
00:48:52We can go inside.
00:48:54If you agree to my third rule.
00:48:57What?
00:48:57Rule number one.
00:48:59In public, we're complete strangers.
00:49:02I can't have anyone know when we live under the same.
00:49:04No way.
00:49:05Okay, easy peasy.
00:49:06Rule number two.
00:49:07You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:49:13Rule number three.
00:49:15No more Oscar.
00:49:16You're mine.
00:49:30That was my first kiss.
00:49:31Yeah.
00:49:36Well...
00:49:38Tactically, not your first.
00:49:40What do you mean?
00:49:41Never mind.
00:49:43Abigail.
00:49:45I want you.
00:49:48Chris.
00:49:48Maybe we should have a turn.
00:49:59You're mine.
00:50:02I want you.
00:50:08I want you.
00:50:09That's my first kiss.
00:50:09Hey.
00:50:11Hey.
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14Hey.
00:50:15Hey.
00:50:15Hey.
00:50:15Fuck.
00:50:16Hey.
00:50:16No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:21No, no.
00:50:21He's gone on a fishing trip.
00:50:22He's not gonna be back tonight.
00:50:27Uh.
00:50:36Chris, I...
00:50:41Chris, I...
00:50:44I don't know how
00:50:47That's all right, Abs
00:50:48You're doing amazing
00:51:04I want you to feel me
00:51:15God, he's so hard
00:51:20Sorry, did I do something wrong?
00:51:24Did I do something wrong?
00:51:26You're doing amazing
00:51:36Now, let me return the favor
00:51:39Wait, maybe
00:51:40Maybe we shouldn't
00:51:42It's okay
00:51:44You can trust me
00:51:46Am I really going to lose my virginity to Chris?
00:51:49My adopted brother?
00:52:00Look at me
00:52:12Kids, wait till you see what I got
00:52:16Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:20Dad
00:52:21Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:24Dad, I'm just exercising
00:52:28Exercise?
00:52:29Exercise?
00:52:30Exercise?
00:52:30Please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:35Oh shit, what am I going to do?
00:52:37What?
00:52:38No, no, no, I would never
00:52:39Dad, come on, you've got to believe me, you're my dad
00:52:41Yeah, I'm your dad, so I know it's your life
00:52:46What's this?
00:52:51What's this?
00:52:54Uh, it's a napkin
00:52:56A napkin
00:52:56A napkin
00:52:57Yeah, I was, um, I was eating dinner
00:52:59Sorry, dad, on the couch
00:53:00I know I'm not supposed to do that
00:53:02What happened again?
00:53:06Ooh, dad
00:53:08I think you smell like fish from the trip
00:53:10I think you should, you should go shower
00:53:12Abigail's going to be home any second here
00:53:13Really? I stink?
00:53:15Yeah, I don't, I don't smell anything
00:53:18Yeah, all right
00:53:25I thought my heart was going to explode out of my chest
00:53:31Look, maybe
00:53:32Maybe, maybe we should just tell him
00:53:35Isn't that moving a little too fast?
00:53:37I mean, is it?
00:53:38He's your dad too
00:53:39And shit, at this point he likes you, but he likes me
00:53:42I think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:53:46Chris, do you actually like me?
00:53:53Chris, do you actually like me?
00:53:56Because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy
00:53:59And now you want to make it official
00:54:00So what's with the 180?
00:54:01Abigail, I gotta be honest
00:54:04Up until recently
00:54:05I thought
00:54:06I thought you were my real sister
00:54:10Like
00:54:11My blood sister
00:54:13What?
00:54:14Oh my god
00:54:16Chris, that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:21Oh my god
00:54:22You are silly
00:54:23You are so silly
00:54:24All right
00:54:25Okay, okay
00:54:26I'll stop
00:54:27I'll stop
00:54:29I'll stop
00:54:30Idiot
00:54:30A lovable idiot
00:54:35That's my girl
00:54:38What you looking at?
00:54:40Ah, nothing
00:54:42Listen, Chris
00:54:43I need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house
00:54:47You and Abigail aren't happy
00:54:50What?
00:54:50What are you talking about?
00:54:52Listen
00:54:53Abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own
00:54:55It was literally his dying wish
00:54:58As a guardian, I can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:01What's that supposed to mean?
00:55:02What, I'm not good enough for her?
00:55:04No, you're not
00:55:05I mean, you get into fights
00:55:06You sneak into clubs
00:55:08You were suspended last semester
00:55:10Abigail's on her way to Harvard
00:55:12She's out of your league, son
00:55:30What's wrong?
00:55:31What if someone sees us?
00:55:32What's wrong with that?
00:55:33What, what, am I not
00:55:34Do you not think I'm good enough for you?
00:55:36What?
00:55:36No, of course not
00:55:37It's just
00:55:38Yesterday I told everyone that we were siblings
00:55:45You're right
00:55:45You're right
00:55:46I'm sorry
00:55:47I
00:55:47I shouldn't be so sensitive
00:55:58See, Evie
00:55:59I was right
00:56:00They're not actually siblings
00:56:02I mean, you've known Chris for like ever, right?
00:56:05Since when did he have a sister?
00:56:06Maybe they're just like really close
00:56:09It's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:13Abigail, is it?
00:56:15You think you can steal my man and get away with it?
00:56:19Not a goddamn chance
00:56:24I guess Chris likes me more than I thought
00:56:35Oh!
00:56:36My necklace!
00:56:38Yes!
00:56:41That locket
00:56:46Oh, this
00:56:49Two years ago
00:56:50Right before I left for England
00:56:52Chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:56:54Look, it even has a picture of us in it, see?
00:57:00He said they're a matching pair
00:57:01Just like us
00:57:02And that he would wear it every day
00:57:04And that I should too
00:57:05So that way, every time I look at it
00:57:07I'll think of him
00:57:08He said that way
00:57:09Everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:13Love?
00:57:14Love you forever?
00:57:15I know it sounds kind of cheesy
00:57:16Saying that about your childhood sweetheart
00:57:18But
00:57:19I can tell he really means it
00:57:21And you're his sister, right?
00:57:23You know how he is
00:57:33Oh, Abigail
00:57:35You are dumber than I thought
00:57:37A basic bitch like you
00:57:38Could never take Chris away from me
00:57:43It even has a picture of us in it, see?
00:57:45He would wear it every day
00:57:46And that I should too
00:57:48So that way, every time I look at it
00:57:49I'll think of him
00:57:51No
00:57:52No, it's fine
00:57:53Chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:00Oh my gosh
00:58:01Does that dumb bitch actually think Chris is into her?
00:58:05What a joke
00:58:06Just wait till she hears the truth
00:58:07What are you talking about?
00:58:10You think anyone really believes you're Chris's sister?
00:58:13We know exactly what's going on between you and Chris
00:58:16Want to know what you are to him?
00:58:18You're a bet
00:58:20A bet?
00:58:27Yep
00:58:27Ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with Evie
00:58:30He's hated your guts
00:58:32You really think he likes you?
00:58:34Chris has been in love with Evie this whole time
00:58:36Chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:39He said if it worked, he would dump your ass right away
00:58:44Oh look
00:58:45You were so desperate
00:58:46He snagged you in just two weeks
00:58:48Yeah, and Evie doesn't even know about the bet
00:58:50Chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:03Tell me the truth
00:59:04Did you make a bet about me?
00:59:06You found out?
00:59:10Listen, listen
00:59:11I can explain
00:59:11We thought it'd be funny if I
00:59:13Funny?
00:59:15Answer one more question
00:59:16This locket
00:59:17The person you wear that for
00:59:18Are you going to love them forever and ever?
00:59:21Right?
00:59:22Right?
00:59:23Yeah, but it's
00:59:24Okay, I've heard enough
00:59:26I hate you, Chris
00:59:31Dude, did you tell Abigail about our bet?
00:59:33You know, the one that I'd get into Harvard instead of her?
00:59:36Everybody was wondering why
00:59:37Your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:41So I told them we have a bet
00:59:44Look
00:59:45I'll go apologize to Abigail, alright?
00:59:48That's on me
00:59:48He said I want you to help me get settled in
00:59:51You know, with me being new here and all
00:59:53I don't know where anything is
00:59:55Don't worry, Bo
00:59:56I got this
00:59:57Plus, Abigail's your sister
00:59:59She's not going to hold this against you
01:00:01You're family
01:00:02That's what family is for
01:00:09Chris is such an asshole
01:00:11A total fucking jerk
01:00:14I'm in love with that jerk
01:00:16What am I going to do?
01:00:21It was just for shits and gigs
01:00:24So you knew about it too?
01:00:26Yeah
01:00:28Sorry
01:00:31We shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:34It's not your fault, Chris's
01:00:36You don't have to apologize
01:00:38It's okay, Abigail
01:00:40This will be the last time you cry
01:00:42Ever
01:00:46Damn
01:00:46I thought you had this big crush on me
01:00:49You know, I still have the love letters to prove it, you know
01:00:51I was just caught off guard
01:00:57Abigail, will you forgive me?
01:00:59We won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:01Oscar, I should be the one to apologize
01:01:05I lied to you
01:01:07Chris is not my real brother
01:01:09His father just adopted me last month
01:01:12That's why we've been living together
01:01:14I'm sorry, I should have told you
01:01:17So that's why Abigail's so special to Chris
01:01:19He's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:21He wants her to be his girl
01:01:25Wow, that's
01:01:27A surprise
01:01:29So, um
01:01:32Why tell me now?
01:01:33I'm sorry, Oscar
01:01:35Thank you for liking me
01:01:37I just
01:01:38I have feelings for someone else
01:01:45Ah
01:01:47So, there's someone else
01:01:50Well, he hurt you
01:01:51Didn't he
01:01:52You know
01:01:55I hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:01:58Is to find someone new
01:02:01Abigail
01:02:01I could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:04Maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:06That wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:07Who knows
01:02:08You might even fall for me in the process
01:02:11I know that's selfish
01:02:13But
01:02:13God
01:02:14I want to
01:02:14Give myself one more chin
01:02:20What the fuck are you doing?
01:02:28What are you doing?
01:02:29Getting all cozy with Oscar like this
01:02:30Do I just mean nothing to you?
01:02:32Oh great, it's you
01:02:34What do you want?
01:02:35Tell me
01:02:36Who is Oscar to you?
01:02:38Oscar is my crush
01:02:40He's the guy that I like
01:02:41I want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:42What about me?
01:02:44What about us?
01:02:45Bro, Chris, you gotta calm down
01:02:46Dude, fuck off
01:02:48What are you so pissed off for?
01:02:50Okay, so
01:02:51We messed around
01:02:52We had some fun
01:02:53So what?
01:02:54Messing around?
01:02:55That's all that was to you?
01:02:57Yeah, duh
01:02:57Oscar can actually keep up with me
01:02:59Do you think I would choose you?
01:03:01A loser who cuts class just to pick fights?
01:03:04Tell me honestly
01:03:05Do you actually mean that?
01:03:07Of course I do
01:03:09Chris?
01:03:12Since then it wants us in your office right now
01:03:15Yves
01:03:15I was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:23Chris, let's go shopping later
01:03:24I need new ballet slippers
01:03:26And there's this really cute pair I've been dying to get
01:03:28Sure
01:03:29Yeah, whatever you want
01:03:30I'll get it for you
01:03:31Let's go
01:03:36Why am I so sad?
01:03:37Why should I be heartbroken over a stupid liar?
01:03:41So this someone
01:03:43It's Chris, isn't it?
01:03:45Nope
01:03:45I absolutely cannot stand him
01:03:49I mean it
01:03:49I hate Chris
01:03:51Yeah, yeah, sure
01:03:52Got it
01:03:54Well, how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend?
01:03:57Dinner's on me
01:03:58You don't mind if I'm using you?
01:04:00Not at all
01:04:01I kind of like the brush of it
01:04:12Try this
01:04:14This week's for my little sweetheart
01:04:16Okay
01:04:23Oh, wow
01:04:24You guys here on a date?
01:04:27Mind if we join?
01:04:29You're my guest
01:04:45Oh, wow
01:04:46She's actually allergic to fish, my man
01:04:51Aw
01:04:52You and your sister really are super close
01:04:59Yeah
01:04:59My big bro, he loves to spoil me, doesn't he?
01:05:09Let go
01:05:10What was that?
01:05:12Did you say you wanted some steak?
01:05:14Here
01:05:15Let's get you some steak
01:05:20Say ah
01:05:21Open wide
01:05:24Here you go
01:05:25Say ah
01:05:27Oh
01:05:28Nice
01:05:34I sure do love my steak
01:05:36Well, let's get you another bite then
01:05:37Say ah
01:05:38That's enough, Chris
01:05:40Aw, Chris has always been so playful, am I right?
01:05:43He used to do stuff like that to me all the time
01:05:47Honestly, I am so grateful Chris had such a sweet sister
01:05:50Keeping him happy while I was gone
01:05:52I was terrified
01:05:53He would just be sulking around the whole time
01:05:55Because of how much he missed me
01:06:05Are you full?
01:06:06If you're done, let's go home
01:06:08Hey man, you take Evie home
01:06:10I'm gonna take my sister
01:06:11You know what?
01:06:12Actually
01:06:13I don't think I'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:16Oscar
01:06:17Didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub?
01:06:19You know, the one that your friend works at?
01:06:22Abigail
01:06:23If you go to a nightclub, you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:25So trust me, I'd know
01:06:27Let's go home
01:06:31Let's go home
01:06:32No
01:06:33Thank you
01:06:34I think that you should take Evie on a really sweet date
01:06:37And I'm gonna hang out with Oscar for the night
01:06:39I said let's go home
01:06:42Chris, you're scaring Abigail
01:06:44Come on Oscar
01:06:45Let's go
01:06:50Well, just me at home tonight, Evie
01:06:52Want to come over?
01:06:53Of course
01:07:06Abigail
01:07:07You were the one who wanted to come
01:07:09Don't tell me I snuck you in here
01:07:11For you to sit there and sulk
01:07:13I wonder what Chris and Evie are up to right now
01:07:16Your boyfriend's right here
01:07:17And you're talking about another man?
01:07:20You really don't give a shit, do you?
01:07:25Bottoms up
01:07:26Come on
01:07:26This is fun
01:07:28But we, uh, we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:30The cops show up
01:07:31We're busted
01:07:34Fuck
01:07:35Cop's here, we gotta go
01:07:41Oscar
01:07:42Oscar
01:07:46Wow
01:07:47I'm finally Chris's passenger princess
01:07:55How's it taste?
01:07:57Do you want to try?
01:08:01Fuck, fuck, fuck
01:08:03God, please
01:08:04What is happening?
01:08:06Get out of the car
01:08:08Why?
01:08:08I have to go look for Abigail
01:08:11Chris, I don't get it
01:08:12You asked me to come over, didn't you?
01:08:15Come on, let's have some fun
01:08:16Oh, cut the act already
01:08:19We both know there's nothing between us
01:08:21And why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of Abigail?
01:08:25No, I was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:28She is not my sister
01:08:34Now get out!
01:08:44And you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:08:46I only let you get away with it before because I didn't like anyone
01:08:49But that's changed now
01:08:50So it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:08:53If I hear one more stupid rumor
01:08:55I'm gonna expose the truth
01:08:57In front of everyone
01:09:02Fuck
01:09:04Oscar
01:09:05Two miners right here
01:09:08Stop right there
01:09:11Shit
01:09:11I can't let my mom find out I was at a club
01:09:14She'll freeze my cards
01:09:16She'll confiscate my card
01:09:20Oscar, wait!
01:09:25I'm gonna need to see some ID, miss
01:09:32Abigail!
01:09:40Damn, brat!
01:09:41Come on, let's go
01:09:42Stop right here!
01:09:45Let go, go, go, go
01:09:47Go!
01:09:48Let it go!
01:09:49Let it go!
01:09:52Run, run, run!
01:09:54Go, go!
01:09:58Run, run, run, go, go!
01:10:14We must have gone in here. Let's go.
01:10:34Why did you show up at the club? I thought you were taking Evie home.
01:10:38Hey, you pushed me away first. You don't get to play the victim now.
01:10:43Damn it, Abs. I just... I can't stay mad at you.
01:10:58It's so cramped in here. Why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy?
01:11:05Oh. Oh, nice. I'm gonna sit down.
01:11:11Okay, wait. So, what about you and Oscar? Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:11:16He's just my fake boyfriend.
01:11:18Wait, wait, what? Sorry, come again?
01:11:21I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend. Okay? Happy?
01:11:25Uh, no, actually. Not at all. Explain.
01:11:28Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever. So, why do you keep playing with me?
01:11:35Loving Evie? When did I ever say that?
01:11:39The locket? The necklace that's for couples. It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:11:45It's proof that you love Evie.
01:11:48This?
01:11:57It's not... It's not Evie?
01:11:59Nope.
01:12:00So, that's...
01:12:01My mom.
01:12:02She's beautiful.
01:12:03So, you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace?
01:12:08No, that's not it. Because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you
01:12:11within three months.
01:12:12So, of course I don't believe that you actually like me.
01:12:15I never said the bet was about making you fall for me. The bet...
01:12:18What? What was it about?
01:12:20It was about us getting into Harvard. I bet Oscar that I would get into Harvard over you.
01:12:27Harvard?
01:12:32Fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something I didn't even do?
01:12:36Now that we both know you've been a bad girl, I think it's time you finally get punished the way
01:12:42you deserve.
01:12:43And what punishment would that be?
01:12:46Chris, what are you doing? Let me down!
01:12:49The more you fight it, the worse it's going to be.
01:12:53What are you doing?
01:12:56Punishing you.
01:13:11Don't do that again.
01:13:14Using another guy to make me jealous. I can't stand it.
01:13:17You're mine, Abs.
01:13:19No one else's.
01:13:21Okay.
01:13:22I'm yours.
01:13:24I'm yours.
01:13:37You're playing with fire.
01:13:40Don't hold back.
01:13:42I can handle anything you give me.
01:13:44No, no, no.
01:14:14No, no, no.
01:14:42Be careful.
01:14:44You might get addicted.
01:14:51I'll always care for you.
01:14:54I can take care of you.
01:14:57Just let me show.
01:15:04Good morning, princess.
01:15:06Good morning.
01:15:08Chris, remember, you can't sleep in today.
01:15:10You've got to...
01:15:11What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:17I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I?
01:15:19She is not like you.
01:15:21It's my fault.
01:15:22If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me.
01:15:24I'm the one who fell for Chris first.
01:15:25You like Chris?
01:15:27Yes.
01:15:28I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend.
01:15:31Really?
01:15:32Him?
01:15:32What do you see in this...
01:15:35I mean, sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that...
01:15:38That face is good enough for me.
01:15:40I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own.
01:15:44In a year, you're going to be at Harvard.
01:15:45You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve.
01:15:49Seriously, Dad?
01:15:50I can give Abigail the life she deserves.
01:15:53She's made me change my ways.
01:15:54I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet that.
01:15:56I think I'm going to get into Harvard now.
01:16:00I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend.
01:16:04Jesus Christ, this can't be happening.
01:16:06Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris.
01:16:10There are billions of people out there, but you two are the ones who took me in and loved me
01:16:14like family.
01:16:15Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:18The guy who really loves me for who I am.
01:16:22All right, Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape.
01:16:25And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail.
01:16:30God damn, Dad.
01:16:31Can't just cut your son a little slack here?
01:16:39So, you fell for me first, huh?
01:16:42That's pretty bold.
01:16:43You're crushing on your adopted brother.
01:16:47Maybe I fell for you first.
01:16:49But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together.
01:16:52Fine.
01:16:53I guess I'm a little obsessed.
01:16:55I can't wait to see the look on Dad's face when we go off to Harvard together.
01:17:01From high school seniors to senior retirement homes, Chris stayed by my side every step of the way.
01:17:07We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife, started a beautiful family together,
01:17:13and every single day I fall in love with him all over again.
01:17:17iser and husband and we sat ineditary homes with everyone else.
01:17:22We'll see if a studentそう said we know what Neverland at his time,
01:17:23So happy that the world was great.
01:17:24When you come, we're going, remains a very Hackathon,
01:17:24So easy to do at the moment.
01:17:24Gracias.
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