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00:00:25Breaking news.

00:00:26There's been an incident at the Monte Vista High School lock-in.

00:00:30Two LAPD officers were at the scene and witnessed the crime.

00:00:34We go now live to Monte Vista, where students were gathered for the annual school dance.

00:00:39Well, Officer Lagney and I arrived at the scene to find these packs of gang members in

00:00:43the midst of gun violence.

00:00:44And we immediately pounced the evildoers and we have the situation under control.

00:00:50Yeah, we have to take care of this before more innocent kids are hurt.

00:00:53Bunch of savages, animals that belong in a zoo.

00:01:00First of all, that cop is high as hell.

00:01:03Look at him.

00:01:04Second of all, that's not even how it went down.

00:01:07Let me rewind to the beginning.

00:01:11This was actually the greatest night of my life.

00:01:14And would you believe me if I told you it was a tell of love?

00:01:17The cops may have led with it a tragedy, but you can't never trust the police.

00:01:20Hey, this is my story.

00:01:23So I should tell it.

00:01:24It'll probably be a little less racist.

00:01:25Where are you going to be at tonight?

00:01:28Best believe that you're going to be over at Monte Vista High School because it is going

00:01:32down.

00:01:32Super size.

00:01:33It was a smash hit.

00:01:34The hater dance would be in the neighborhood, man.

00:01:37It's probably 106th annual unity in the community school dance is going down at Monte Vista High

00:01:41School Comma 106th annual unity in the community school dance.

00:01:47Well, I love that super size.

00:01:49That motherfucking hater ass song is shit.

00:01:52And I'm going to give that super size song.

00:01:55Puss it just as soon as I can.

00:01:57Want mama to walk you here baby?

00:01:59No, mama, I'm good.

00:02:00You ain't good, nigga.

00:02:01You ain't about four feet, goddamn tall shit.

00:02:04Hold on.

00:02:05Here mama come.

00:02:06I don't want nobody fucking with my baby, goddamn it.

00:02:13Ma, I protect my baby.

00:02:18Come on.

00:02:19Uh-uh.

00:02:20Here they go.

00:02:21Now listen, if some shit goes down, I want you to page me, alright?

00:02:26Ma, don't nobody use pages no more.

00:02:28We got iPhones.

00:02:29Man, I know what's going on in these streets.

00:02:31Sky telephones.

00:02:33Ma, I promise I'm good.

00:02:37Alright, well listen, I got to get to the motherfucking church anyway.

00:02:39Anyway, go on in there and make momma proud, learn something.

00:02:41Give momma a kiss, though, baby, before I go.

00:02:58Kiss me, Nick, before I bloomed.

00:03:14I love you.

00:03:15Take care, learn something today.

00:03:17Make momma proud a little bitch.

00:03:18Tell your teacher I said, hey!

00:03:21You got something, you got something?

00:03:22Yeah, I got something.

00:03:23Hold on.

00:03:26All right.

00:03:27Yeah, roll out, I got you.

00:03:28I got you.

00:03:29Hit me with that football, I'm gonna fuck your ass up!

00:03:42Where is the Rangers?

00:03:46Where is the Rangers?

00:03:48Hey, girl, what's up?

00:03:50What your name is?

00:03:50To your home, girls, it's the Rangers.

00:03:53Tad it in, you like that accent?

00:03:55No voice for the big, but I like that.

00:03:56Drop that flow, crazy, baby.

00:03:57You like it?

00:03:58I got a damn pack.

00:03:59Shake that, can I date that?

00:04:00Maybe call it bad?

00:04:01We want no booty so fat.

00:04:03Didn't ask for the number, I knew that.

00:04:05Pretty girl, shake it.

00:04:06Tasha, Keisha, man, Lisa.

00:04:08Pretty girl, shake it, shake it.

00:04:10Tasha, Keisha, the coach, me, go.

00:04:15Rangers?

00:04:16Those dudes are amazing.

00:04:18Best dance click at our school.

00:04:20And one of them is actually my older cousin, Day Day.

00:04:24See, I met him at a family reunion once,

00:04:27but I don't even think he'd remember my name.

00:04:29See, man, I'd do anything to be down with that click.

00:04:33Now, that's what it's about here, clicks.

00:04:35Now, they're not gangs, but it's far from some study buddy shit.

00:04:39It's more so sororities and fraternities

00:04:42without the college education and social benefits.

00:04:45Let me explain.

00:04:46Each school is divided and segregated into clicks.

00:04:50Monte Vista is no different.

00:04:51You got your backpackers, the nerds,

00:04:54the vegan tree-loving dreadheads.

00:04:57You got your dirty ghetto kids,

00:05:00AKA your hood skaters.

00:05:02Oh, and that stink finger.

00:05:05Across the street, you'll find the lamest fools

00:05:08to ever step foot in the hood.

00:05:09Girl, let me carry your books for you, girl.

00:05:11They all dropped out of school like 10 years ago,

00:05:14but these fools still up here every single day.

00:05:17A bunch of old wannabe gangsters

00:05:18who want to holler at young chicks

00:05:19but always fail miserably.

00:05:21We're not carrying any books.

00:05:22And if we were, you wouldn't be able to touch them.

00:05:25You wanna carry these balls then, bitch?

00:05:27Yeah, yeah.

00:05:28Put the balls in your book bag, bitch.

00:05:31I told a bitch to carry my balls.

00:05:33Give me some what?

00:05:34I said carry my balls, bitch.

00:05:35Somebody give me some what?

00:05:37Let's ride out.

00:05:38I know that's right.

00:05:39Thanks.

00:05:41Then there's the essays.

00:05:43The real gangsters.

00:05:44Legend has it, if you look one of them in the eye,

00:05:46you could die.

00:05:47Where we come from,

00:05:49blacks and Mexicans have never gotten along.

00:05:50It's a ghetto civil war that defies logic.

00:05:53It's like vegetarians beefing with vegans.

00:05:56It's the same shit.

00:05:58See what I did there?

00:06:00And the most notorious badass essay of them all

00:06:04is Big Junior.

00:06:05A while ago, he got sent to prison

00:06:07for burning down a school dance

00:06:08because he thought some blind guy

00:06:10was looking at his little sister.

00:06:12Which just so happens to be the girl of my dreams,

00:06:15Anastacia Moreno.

00:06:16I've been in love with her

00:06:17since we shared a nap time towel in the first grade.

00:06:20I was so nervous,

00:06:21I pissed on myself,

00:06:23all over the towel,

00:06:25all over her.

00:06:26I sure enough did.

00:06:28She ain't looked my way since.

00:06:30It's probably because we're from two totally different worlds.

00:06:33I mean, she's a sweet girl.

00:06:35A part of the hottest female clique

00:06:36that my school has ever birthed.

00:06:38Let's take a moment to enjoy.

00:06:42Each day through my window,

00:06:45I watch her as she passes by.

00:06:52I say to myself,

00:06:55you're such a lucky guy.

00:07:02Man, look at her.

00:07:04She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

00:07:07YAH!

00:07:08It's truly a dream come true.

00:07:11Wait a minute.

00:07:13Is she looking at me?

00:07:16Jason Phoebe Jackson.

00:07:18Oh, this is my shot.

00:07:20This is my moment.

00:07:22Seize the opportunity.

00:07:33Go get him, buckaroo.

00:07:35Oh, yeah.

00:07:36I forgot to introduce you to the Prairie Puff Man.

00:07:38The tobacco industry's propaganda pitch man

00:07:41that's been killing kids for years.

00:07:43I wasn't always super cool.

00:07:46Till I discovered these.

00:07:49My mother smokes eight packs of these death doobies a day.

00:07:53And since she's a single parent,

00:07:55he's the only man I've ever seen in my house.

00:07:57Prairie Puff Man is like my guardian angel.

00:08:00Don't cheat.

00:08:01My role model.

00:08:02Tough, rough, and rugged.

00:08:04A true definition of a man.

00:08:06Go get him, buckaroo.

00:08:07Go check it.

00:08:08Saw some pieces of where she is.

00:08:11Go check it.

00:08:12Jasmine cared for coach, you mean gun.

00:08:15Go check it.

00:08:16Jenny's .

00:08:19Go check it.

00:08:20Oh she ain't checking that dang real what's shot here.

00:08:22My nigga, what the fuck, bro?

00:08:24Go check it.

00:08:28What's that?

00:08:30Booty!

00:08:33Worst moment in the history of fucked upness.

00:08:39It looks like a dick, but smaller.

00:08:46Little dude ain't even circumcised.

00:08:49Pause that, bro. Why are you even looking at this nigga dick?

00:08:51His dick look like Franklin.

00:08:57Hey, bro, put your pants on. He used to sit there with his pants down.

00:09:01Attention, it's 7.45.

00:09:05We're the students who lost their prosthetic legs.

00:09:08Please hop your head down here to the guidance counselor's office.

00:09:12Hey, guys, hey, guys, wait up.

00:09:15Yo, how can I be a ranger?

00:09:16I know everything about y'all. I got all your mixtapes.

00:09:19I know all your dance moves.

00:09:21This nigga is a stalker, dude.

00:09:23I do whatever it takes, I swear.

00:09:26Okay, little piggy in the blanket dick.

00:09:28You really about that ranger life, Day Day?

00:09:31Whip it out.

00:09:32The rangers got to getting some.

00:09:35Memorize it.

00:09:36Now, if you want a pleasure to be in the illest clique,

00:09:38you got to get the drawers off one of the illest chicks.

00:09:41That's right. Panties.

00:09:42When you come back with a fresh pair of sweet girl panties, you in.

00:09:47Uh, can it be like a sock or something?

00:09:50Panties. Like these.

00:09:54These are quiches from last night.

00:09:56She just gave you those?

00:09:58For sure.

00:09:59Aight, now here come them sugar drawers.

00:10:01Take your pick, little dude.

00:10:13But it was just my imagination.

00:10:16Yo, yo, yo. Snap out of it, Uncirkey.

00:10:19Ranger shit is real.

00:10:21South Central wasn't Bill No Day, so can you pull it off?

00:10:25Or what?

00:10:26Uh, uh, when am I supposed to have this done?

00:10:28Tonight.

00:10:29Tonight?

00:10:30Tonight.

00:10:31But you just said South Central wasn't Bill No Day.

00:10:34Eh, I don't know what that shit mean.

00:10:35I should be saying shit because niggas be fading.

00:10:38Y'all expect me to have sex with one of the most untouchable girls in our school.

00:10:41Tonight.

00:10:42Yeah.

00:10:43That's not even humanly possible.

00:10:45Yeah, it is.

00:10:46Tonight is the unity in the community school dance, fool, and it's a lock-in.

00:10:51You know what happens at the lock-in, boy.

00:10:57Okay.

00:10:58For those of you that don't know what a lock-in is, let me explain.

00:11:01In an attempt to give all races and classes of students a safe party environment and keep

00:11:06them away from gang violence, we have an all-night campus party that culminates in a sleepover.

00:11:11In a gym.

00:11:12Nice, safe, and wholesome, right?

00:11:15Wrong.

00:11:16Instead of a lock-in, they need to call it the get-it-in.

00:11:20Because that's all that's happening all night long.

00:11:23Everybody sneaks off somewhere to get they freak-in.

00:11:27Drink-in, smoke-in, and frolic-in.

00:11:33But the main attraction is the Power 106 concert and talent show.

00:11:38Last year, the new boys won taking home two grand and a major label record deal.

00:11:43Their lives change forever, and they're coming back this year to judge and give another act

00:11:47a ticket out of the hood.

00:11:49Aw, shit, y'all, we're late.

00:11:51We better get to class.

00:11:52Nigga, we the rangers.

00:11:53We're not worried about being late to class.

00:11:55Yeah, we run this school.

00:11:56This school don't run us.

00:11:58Extra me and then quit trippin'.

00:11:59Y'all with the big dogs running this school.

00:12:02School don't run us.

00:12:03Ha-ha.

00:12:04Ain't that right, too.

00:12:06Langston?

00:12:20Leehan Rack'd be a gaslight for you.

00:12:23Come on, hang on.

00:12:24Come on, hang on.

00:12:26You're here, sir Whoophton?СТ

00:12:30används the ganzen thunderedrí. Don't

00:12:32run his home!ハッ!

00:12:32You're good

00:12:33to see you Derby! Idiot!

00:12:35You didn't

00:12:35hear me. You didn't

00:12:36hear me here, sir.

00:12:36your mind is filled with all that old bullshit.

00:12:39I'm about sick of it.

00:12:40If I was your daddy, I'd be gonna throw your ass up.

00:12:43I wouldn't play it.

00:12:44I wouldn't put up with none of it.

00:12:45That's right.

00:12:46I'm trying to...

00:12:48Ooh, look at that, look at that, look at that,

00:12:51look at that, that, that, that, that.

00:12:54Ooh, yeah.

00:12:56Stop looking at my car!

00:12:58I'm gonna tell you one time,

00:13:00and I ain't gonna tell you no more.

00:13:01Keep your eyes and your mind off my bitch!

00:13:07I mean, my faculty.

00:13:09I'm sorry about that, Miss Johnson.

00:13:11She hear every damn thing, everything.

00:13:14Yeah, she is a bitch sometimes.

00:13:16I need to talk to you

00:13:19about that little butt-naked dance you just did

00:13:22out there on the choir just a minute ago.

00:13:27Well...

00:13:27I'm not circumcised either.

00:13:32And I'm 60-something years old.

00:13:33Still ain't circumcised.

00:13:35Yeah, join the club!

00:13:37You got a turtleneck little dick, too.

00:13:40You got a German Shepherd dick,

00:13:42I got a German Shepherd dick.

00:13:43You got a Sean John leather on your dick.

00:13:45That's what you got.

00:13:46That's right, Levi leather.

00:13:49I know it.

00:13:50When your little dick gets the little blanket lint on it

00:13:52and cookie crumbs and stuff like that,

00:13:54it's hard to blow off.

00:13:56I know what you're talking about,

00:13:57because I deal with it all the time.

00:13:58You ain't got to use a condom.

00:13:59Just twist the tip off like a balloon.

00:14:02Got a little ball pop up.

00:14:04Mo' pleasure!

00:14:07Principal Rogers.

00:14:08What?

00:14:09Is there any reason that you have me in your office?

00:14:11Yes, that's the reason why I got you in here.

00:14:14I want to ask you something.

00:14:16You having a problem out of them Ranger boys?

00:14:18The Rangers?

00:14:19No, they're my friends.

00:14:22That's what I'm talking about.

00:14:23See that?

00:14:24I'm sitting up here trying to defend you,

00:14:25and you running with them.

00:14:26I'm going to tell you something, Jabberda.

00:14:28You trying to start some shit around here.

00:14:30The Rangers now all of a sudden is your friend.

00:14:32Ain't that a bitch?

00:14:34You running down here fooling with the Mexican kids?

00:14:36They're going to fuck one of y'all up up and around here.

00:14:38Somebody going to bend you, spin you, and go up in you.

00:14:40This is my school.

00:14:41And I ain't going to play that.

00:14:42I don't like one of them their bit.

00:14:45Is you getting initiated in the gang, Young Gemini?

00:14:48Uh, my name is Jason, and no, I'm not.

00:14:53I'm going to tell you something, Jeff, bro.

00:14:54You're going to try to start a race ride.

00:14:56You better leave them little Mexican kids along.

00:14:57They're going to jump on you.

00:14:58Yeah, four to five of them are going to jump on your little ass.

00:15:01They're going to have Home Depot little jackets on and everything.

00:15:03They don't play that bullshit.

00:15:04Look at that.

00:15:06Yeah.

00:15:07Pimp shit.

00:15:09You think it's a gang?

00:15:11You think it's a gang?

00:15:12You're going to end up on first, first, first, first 38.

00:15:17First 38.

00:15:19Yes, 38.

00:15:20Nigga.

00:15:21Yes.

00:15:21Mom, I hear it.

00:15:22You need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lock-in?

00:15:25And you heard it right, baby.

00:15:26And I need to hear a quick in a cacket lick his ass.

00:15:28All right.

00:15:29Great.

00:15:29I'll see you later.

00:15:36Get that ass up tonight.

00:15:38Huh?

00:15:39I mean, are you going to the school dance tonight?

00:15:41Yeah, come on.

00:15:42Use them.

00:15:43Get your little nose ass out of here.

00:15:44Get on out of here.

00:15:51I hate the dance.

00:15:53I hate the dance.

00:15:55I hate the dance.

00:16:00I hate the dance.

00:16:11I hate the dance.

00:16:13Put it on.

00:16:15I hate the dance.

00:16:16What the fuck?

00:16:18Seems like today's your unlucky day.

00:16:21Day?

00:16:23That's funny, fool.

00:16:26Hey.

00:16:27Man, why are y'all messing with me?

00:16:29I know you got some lines to move or something.

00:16:35It's your day-day.

00:16:37You have a real important phone call.

00:16:43Who's this?

00:16:45Quiero mi dinero.

00:16:46Te voy a matar.

00:16:47What?

00:16:47Niggas speak English.

00:16:49Who's this?

00:16:51It's Junior.

00:16:53Just got out.

00:16:54And he wants his money.

00:16:56Yeah, don't keep me holding on the phone, Holmes.

00:16:59That's rude.

00:17:02My bad, Junior.

00:17:03I didn't know it was you.

00:17:05How did you get out?

00:17:06I thought you was in jail for triple life.

00:17:08Quiero mi dinero, te voy a matar.

00:17:12Look, man, I got your money.

00:17:14Don't worry.

00:17:16Dos mil dólares antes de la medianoche.

00:17:19O muere toda tu familia.

00:17:21What did he say?

00:17:22Don't ask me, fool.

00:17:24I don't speak Spanish.

00:17:25¿Dónde está mi dinero, puto?

00:17:27¿Quién es Day Day?

00:17:31$2,000 by midnight.

00:17:33Or Junior's gonna kill you.

00:17:39Shit.

00:17:43Two grand?

00:17:44Man, where am I gonna get that from by midnight?

00:17:47Day Day, you cool?

00:17:48Hell no.

00:17:49These essays are throwing me over some shit my wack-ass father did.

00:17:53Uncle D smoke?

00:17:54Yeah, that lying-ass nigga, Darren.

00:17:57See?

00:17:57My mom thought it'd be a good idea for me to go visit him in prison.

00:18:02Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:03Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:04Hi, Daddy.

00:18:07Who's goddamn white baby is that?

00:18:09This is your baby, okay?

00:18:10He's just light-skinned.

00:18:11Mm-hmm.

00:18:13That one might be mine.

00:18:15That one right there.

00:18:16I'm not totally sure.

00:18:17Just because you name him Darren don't mean he belong to Darren.

00:18:20But I don't care what this baby's name is.

00:18:23This baby is light-skinned, but not light-skinned.

00:18:26That is a white child.

00:18:27That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.

00:18:30That is a Slavic baby, a Viking from Iceland.

00:18:34That's a good...

00:18:34That baby got 730 as a credit rating right now as an infant.

00:18:38You the only one I've been with, Darren.

00:18:40Bitch, let me explain to you the math.

00:18:42I've been in here 16 consecutive years.

00:18:45You know how long consecutive is, don't you?

00:18:47Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:18:47Okay, so it means one right after the motherfucking other.

00:18:50Because I ain't never missed a day.

00:18:52So clearly you've been having some conjugal visits

00:18:55with some other motherfuckers other than me.

00:18:57That's not my baby.

00:18:59That's almost a grown white man you brought in here.

00:19:02His glasses are certainly grown.

00:19:04I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription.

00:19:07And why does that baby look like Officer Joshua?

00:19:11Bitch, you been fucking the guard?

00:19:13Uh-uh, nah-uh.

00:19:14Hey, Darren.

00:19:15I talk to my mom like that, man.

00:19:17Be respectful.

00:19:18You're absolutely right.

00:19:19I apologize for that.

00:19:22Sister, this bitch...

00:19:23There you go again.

00:19:25Your mother was misbehaving.

00:19:27I'm sorry.

00:19:28I should have set a better example

00:19:30in front of the nice white gentleman and your mother.

00:19:35All right.

00:19:35So could I please speak to my black son privately, please,

00:19:39if that be okay with you, Darren?

00:19:41Mm-hmm.

00:19:41I mean in no disrespect, sir.

00:19:43Hope to work for you one day when I get out.

00:19:45Come on, baby.

00:19:47Oh, raggedy-head, sir.

00:19:51Excuse me, son.

00:19:53This is my first white baby.

00:19:55What's up, man?

00:19:57I'm in a jam.

00:19:59What?

00:20:00Uh, there was a gambling incident,

00:20:04and I need, uh, like 13,000 cigarettes,

00:20:09preferably 6,000 of those non-menthol,

00:20:12and then like 5,000 pineapple fruit cups.

00:20:15That's worth about $2,000 on the open street market

00:20:18if you can handle that for me.

00:20:19I appreciate it.

00:20:20Darren, what are you talking about?

00:20:23Well, see, what had happened was...

00:20:27Wait, you got to do a flashback within the flashback?

00:20:30Nigga, you know you can't do that.

00:20:32Nigga, I'm a criminal.

00:20:33That's what I do, what I'm not supposed to do.

00:20:36So now, what had happened was...

00:20:40No Mexican has ever beat me in dominoes, ever.

00:20:44But one day the cash was on the line,

00:20:47I'd been sipping that lean, and he caught me slipping.

00:20:52But what's this got to do with me?

00:20:54It's your problem.

00:20:55Uh, I didn't have the money,

00:20:57and in lieu of the money,

00:20:59I told Junior and his crew

00:21:01that I had a rich son in a famous rap group,

00:21:04and I'm sure a little funky $2,000

00:21:07don't mean nothing

00:21:08when he clocking all the dollars

00:21:09out there, Mr. Major Buckety Bucks.

00:21:12What?

00:21:13Man, we ain't signed yet.

00:21:14I ain't got no money.

00:21:17All right, well, let's not be a gloomy Gus, okay?

00:21:20If you didn't learn nothing from your white brother,

00:21:22it's learn always look on the bright side of life.

00:21:27But you still haven't given him any money?

00:21:29No, I gave him orange this morning.

00:21:31But they're already trying to make me

00:21:33make small booty payments,

00:21:35and I only got a small booty to work with.

00:21:39Look here, man.

00:21:40Um, I only got one booty hole.

00:21:42You understand what I'm saying?

00:21:44They don't take debit or credit or nothing in here.

00:21:47It's just hold, okay?

00:21:50Now, I've been holding on to it for 16 years.

00:21:52I don't see no reason to let it go now

00:21:53over a few little pineapple fruit cups

00:21:56and some cigarettes.

00:21:58Speaking of which,

00:21:59I need you to do me a favor.

00:22:03You think you could listen to these for me?

00:22:04That's disgusting, man.

00:22:06What'd you pull that out from?

00:22:07Oh, from my Louis Vuitton prison bag, nigga.

00:22:10What do you think?

00:22:11I pulled them out my ass.

00:22:12You ain't got to smell it.

00:22:13Just listen to it.

00:22:14I know, I know.

00:22:15It's time.

00:22:16Look, I only got a few seconds

00:22:17before they snatch me up out of here

00:22:19because I'm a gangster.

00:22:21But look, I need you to save my sphinxster.

00:22:23If you embarrass me in front of that white man's child,

00:22:26you better lock me down.

00:22:27Some father I got, huh?

00:22:29Now I got to pay Junior by midnight.

00:22:32Anyway, you get them draw shit?

00:22:35I'm just messing with you.

00:22:36Come on, bro.

00:22:37You got P.E.

00:22:39Wait, you notice I was in your B.E. class?

00:22:41Yeah, man.

00:22:42I seen you near the phone

00:22:43looking all ineptiletic and shit.

00:22:46Hey, let's keep this Junior thing

00:22:47between me and you, though.

00:22:49It's 11 o'clock.

00:22:50Get your ratchet ass in the class.

00:22:56Man, I'm in a tight situation.

00:22:59Go ahead.

00:23:00Keep laughing in my pain.

00:23:01But the struggle is real.

00:23:04Big Junior just magically got released

00:23:05from a triple life sentence

00:23:07and he's on a mission

00:23:08to kill my cousin Day Day

00:23:09and probably me too

00:23:10once he finds out

00:23:11I'm trying to get his sister's panties.

00:23:14Are those panties really worth dying for?

00:23:17She probably got some really nice panties.

00:23:21I guess I got to do what I got to do.

00:23:23It's like my man Shakespeare said.

00:23:25Love is a smoke

00:23:27made from the fumes of sighs

00:23:28being purged

00:23:30a fire sparkling

00:23:31in lover's eyes.

00:23:36Get your asses up

00:23:38for some aerobics.

00:23:39Stay your asses up!

00:23:40Don't make Coachella mad today.

00:23:42Don't make me mad.

00:23:43Come on now.

00:23:44Let's get into this hater dance,

00:23:45shall we?

00:23:46Five, six,

00:23:47seven, and eight.

00:23:49And to the left.

00:23:51Woo!

00:23:52Yeah.

00:23:53Come on, guys!

00:23:54Man, what the hell you doing, piglet dick?

00:23:56Move like you got some damn rhythm.

00:23:57Come on.

00:23:59Now, I got it.

00:23:59Yeah, side to side.

00:24:00Yeah, side to side.

00:24:01And side to side.

00:24:02Oh, yeah.

00:24:03Keep going.

00:24:06Do the dance.

00:24:10Not so hard, thank the dance.

00:24:11Not so hard, okay?

00:24:13Man, I'm so sick of this damn song.

00:24:15Yeah, but I do like the way

00:24:16B3 booty shapes through that dance.

00:24:19What's a B3?

00:24:20Man, you got to keep up

00:24:22with the acronyms

00:24:23if you're going to be a ranger.

00:24:24B3 is big booty.

00:24:27Come on, J-Action.

00:24:28Let's roll over there right now.

00:24:29I like that.

00:24:30J-Action.

00:24:31That's your new name.

00:24:32Yeah, that's right.

00:24:33Dougie's with it, boy.

00:24:35That's the Frederick Douglass

00:24:36right there, you old nigga.

00:24:38Um, can we help you, little boy?

00:24:40Come on, love.

00:24:41You little homie with us.

00:24:42Um, I'm sorry, Langston.

00:24:44I ain't know.

00:24:45Hey, didn't we go to preschool together?

00:24:49Uh, me?

00:24:50No.

00:24:51Uh, see, I'm from Nigeria.

00:24:54Ah!

00:24:55Hey.

00:24:55Ah.

00:24:57Ah.

00:24:57Yeah, that's it.

00:24:59You peed on me in elementary school.

00:25:02What?

00:25:03What?

00:25:04What are y'all doing

00:25:05not participating in my catasthenics?

00:25:07Huh?

00:25:09Coachella, we tired of doing

00:25:10that fake-ass electric slide, man.

00:25:12The hater dance is loved by everybody.

00:25:14We don't like it.

00:25:15Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that,

00:25:17baby Chris Rock face.

00:25:18Why you hate the hater dance, huh?

00:25:20You gotta like it.

00:25:22Okay.

00:25:24We about what's popping next, not now.

00:25:26Yeah, we about to give you a little taste

00:25:28what we gonna do tonight.

00:25:29Check it out.

00:25:30Who painted your back?

00:25:31Leonid wrote DaVinci?

00:25:33Watch this, little niggas.

00:25:34They are so disrespectful.

00:26:02they're just like, yeah.

00:26:05Now she on my balls, caught all the rebounds Got me feeling like a hound, sniffing for kitty

00:26:10I found Attracting all the women with them big old

00:26:14bullies No time for no games and I'm supposed to be

00:26:16a rookie Switching in them heels, making nigga wanna

00:26:19heal I'm a dog staring at ass, till my paws get

00:26:22a feel Shout it, what's the dilly?

00:26:24These niggas can't get with me with my twenties and them fifties

00:26:26Yeah, sitting on them titties Right, take a back

00:26:29And all these niggas looking like really black

00:26:31He getting to the money, it's funny These older women is really attracted to me

00:26:35Now I'm denying ratchets and steady stacking this money

00:26:38She fuck it up, she fuck it up, I be dancing on the butt

00:26:42She fuck it up, she the baddest in the club

00:26:44She fuck it up, I be dancing on the butt, she fuck it up

00:26:48So I tell them if you got ass to shake that

00:26:50You got ass to shake that, if you got ass to shake that

00:26:53You got ass to shake that, I run the back

00:26:56I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it

00:26:58Yo, we killed that, we definitely gonna win the night

00:27:05Bro, you already know sup, I know you saw how Jasmine was on me

00:27:09That's gonna be my bust down tonight

00:27:11Nigga, you're right, you know her daddy a pastor

00:27:14What? Are you doubting the powers of a ranger?

00:27:17My fault, I'll repent

00:27:19Yo yo, check that out, that's confidence right there

00:27:22Yeah, they still ain't gonna smash, but it needs to be confident

00:27:26I don't know bro, this old sweet girl thing seem to be a little bit out of my league

00:27:30How can you get my name out?

00:27:32You blew it, y'all

00:27:33Don't strip, you're gonna have a chance

00:27:35No you won't, little nigga

00:27:45Hi Mrs. Johnson

00:28:12Hey man, look at these little niggas

00:28:13I need to move

00:28:14Move?

00:28:15Oh man

00:28:16What's up?

00:28:17What's up?

00:28:17He's gay

00:28:17Nigga, what the fuck you say?

00:28:19You heard what he said, fool

00:28:21Y'all gay

00:28:22Man, that's the best you could come up with

00:28:24Yeah

00:28:25Cue these niggas off, yo

00:28:27I don't little niggas faint

00:28:52What?

00:28:55Why are you dressed like a man but got breasts like a woman?

00:28:57For lunch?

00:28:58Eat a dick if you hungry

00:29:00What?

00:29:00Could've been your pops but I got jipped by the monkey

00:29:02Your mama pussy be your way

00:29:03That shit is stanky

00:29:05How you put up with that stench?

00:29:07Even stink finger wouldn't get up in that bitch

00:29:09Green pubic hairs like fuckin' on the Grinch

00:29:12Met your mama freshman year, we've been fuckin' ever since

00:29:15Nigga, ain't that about a bitch

00:29:16Look at your gears, either this or the rent

00:29:19Your pants so tight, I can see your pussy print

00:29:21Camer told Joe, let him know who you with

00:29:24Like Bernie Mac, I'm the king of this comedy

00:29:26And the back of your neck look like grits

00:29:28How many?

00:29:29Your braids so old, they singin' Negro spirituals, homie

00:29:31Oh, nobody knows

00:29:33Tell the truth we threw these loose, huh?

00:29:35Honestly

00:29:36Come out the closet

00:29:37With your promise ring

00:29:38You call this gay, we happy, nigga

00:29:40But I just played your girl like an action figure

00:29:43Matter of fact, I'm a passer, nigga

00:29:45Yo, J-Extra, go and blast these niggas

00:29:52Yo

00:29:54Listen

00:29:56Man, I told y'all this kid wasn't ranging material

00:29:59Uh

00:30:03Uh, students, you think I'm playin'

00:30:07I'm walkin' round here, I'm lookin' for ya

00:30:08Get your little goat smellin' answers in your glass

00:30:11I'm out here workin', I'm lookin'

00:30:13Don't make me sneak up on ya

00:30:15Give it to me

00:30:16Give it to me

00:30:16Give me the funk

00:30:19I smell pussy or pot?

00:30:23It's pot

00:30:25Oh

00:30:35Smoke weed everyday

00:30:36Hey

00:30:38Everyone take out your poems and pass them to the front

00:30:41I hope you students ain't frontin' on some bitch-ass shit

00:30:44And try and turn in some old Jay-Z lyrics

00:30:46I got all his albums

00:30:48I fucks with hoes

00:30:49Oh

00:30:58It was just my circumcision

00:31:06Miss Moreno

00:31:07Late again

00:31:09Sorry, Miss Billingsley

00:31:10You must think Billingsley is a punk bitch

00:31:14Because you are treatin' me like a bitch

00:31:16Comin' up in my class all late and shit

00:31:19Miss Billingsley, it's not even like that

00:31:21And I bet your ass didn't do the homework assignment either, huh?

00:31:24Well, actually, I, um, I have something

00:31:28Uh-huh

00:31:29Um, works, uh

00:31:33I mean, I liked it

00:31:34It's formatted correctly

00:31:36The words were beautiful

00:31:38You just forgot to put your name on it

00:31:40So, you didn't think it was too long?

00:31:43Nah, you're perfect

00:31:44It's perfect

00:31:46Thanks

00:31:49Oh, you decided to actually do some work

00:31:53Well, I have got to hear this shit

00:31:55Miss Moreno

00:31:57Do us the honor of reciting that poem

00:31:59What?

00:32:00To the front of the class, Miss Moreno

00:32:03Miss Billingsley

00:32:04Don't talk back to a pimp

00:32:06Respect my gangster

00:32:19unlock it all

00:32:22Admiring from afar

00:32:24Courting in secret

00:32:27Wishing for my star

00:32:30My prayers to keep it

00:32:33you are my star and the safety of my dreams you are my star beauty gazing for what seems

00:32:45like an eternity too fearful for speaking too nervous for flirting my words escape me

00:32:55yet flourish from the page maybe it's not yet my season my love ferments with age i guess i must

00:33:05wait i confess i must say you are my star you are my star but i am just a glimmer

00:33:15in the galaxy of your

00:33:16existence but i go unnoticed from a distance burned by your heat i've yearned for so long

00:33:23for you without me is like a singer with no song yet still you are my star

00:33:38oh shit that motherfucker was hella dope

00:33:55oh

00:33:56students it's three o'clock school is over the school dances tonight

00:34:00no gang attire no lace front no thongs no c-sisters cars see you tonight

00:34:12hey man where the hell is your clothes

00:34:14horse got the money she was a maiden smooth move back there in class my son now it's time to

00:34:21rope this

00:34:21philly damn what you're talking to me here she comes jason jason oh my god she gave me an a

00:34:31she even wrote your poem was the shit i wish i was as good a writer as you

00:34:37i mean you're talented i've seen you really i mean i got the vocals just not much of a songwriter

00:34:47maybe you should let me help you with that yeah that would be cool i guess i owe you now

00:34:56no you don't owe me it's the least i could do after peeing on you in preschool

00:35:02i knew i wasn't crazy that was really stupid that was you shut up

00:35:05shit excuse me huh i i i said shut up all them haters and uh give me a number okay

00:35:24so you should give me a call sometime and maybe we could write a song together yeah i'd like that

00:35:34bucky that's how you do this oh and aren't you going to the lock-in tonight uh uh yeah uh

00:35:39-huh

00:35:39cool i'll see you there then

00:35:45get it that's how you do it that's how you do it that's how you do it

00:35:49she give you the draw yet

00:35:53oh man i'm working on it bro look we finally got a little confidence

00:35:58yeah got a little bit of swag too the youngster got her number i can't believe it that's right

00:36:04you know he ain't gonna do nothing with it but get ink on his dick when he's jacking walls

00:36:15oh

00:36:37who raggedy ass is that

00:36:37You lying.

00:36:38Actually, she's a doctor.

00:36:40I swear.

00:36:40Don't make me embarrass you out here in front of this school.

00:36:42Now, come on.

00:36:43If you let you go, we gonna be in my crib.

00:36:44All right, I'm gonna hit yourself.

00:36:46You ain't gonna hit shit.

00:36:47Who the fuck are they any damn way?

00:36:49Mama, this is my friend.

00:36:50You ain't got no fucking friends with me.

00:36:52What the hell are you gonna get here?

00:36:54Cuz?

00:36:55Cuz?

00:36:56Hey, hey, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:36:57What's up?

00:36:57Hey, man, come on cuz?

00:36:59Mama cuz?

00:37:00Old lady cuz?

00:37:01You see me out here dancing?

00:37:02Crip walking and shit?

00:37:03You out here interrupting my swag, ladies?

00:37:05Yeah, bitch, you interrupting his swag, hoe.

00:37:08How about I interrupt your life?

00:37:09Oh, shit, shit, they got red.

00:37:10Hold on, bitch.

00:37:11No, no, no, no, no.

00:37:11Hey, hey, look at me.

00:37:13I'm not worried about the little squirt gun you got, nigga.

00:37:15I got pussy hair tougher than you.

00:37:17Yeah, it's on top of your lip, bitch.

00:37:18Shut up, fucker.

00:37:19All right.

00:37:36What seem to be the problem, Percy?

00:37:38You know, no.

00:37:38Everything cool around here.

00:37:40We straight.

00:37:40I done told you little motherfuckers to stop coming up to this school, you grown-ass niggas.

00:37:44You're trying to gang-bang.

00:37:45You need to bang a job.

00:37:47I done told you about selling drugs around here.

00:37:49Come on, okay, ain't nobody into that.

00:37:51We ain't into that life.

00:37:51We just say no to that.

00:37:52Ain't that right, my niggas?

00:37:53Excuse me, say what?

00:37:54I said we say no to drugs, nigga.

00:37:55Come again, say what?

00:37:57N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N!

00:38:00Percy, you think you slick.

00:38:01I'm on your ass.

00:38:02I'm on your ass like stink on shit.

00:38:04I told you stop calling me Percy in front of my homies, man.

00:38:07It's OG little pretty thug.

00:38:08You know what it is.

00:38:09A pretty thug?

00:38:10A pretty thug?

00:38:12You look like a pretty little chimpanzee.

00:38:15Not when I do this.

00:38:18Amazing.

00:38:19You look like OG meerkat.

00:38:22Meerkat?

00:38:22Yeah, you look like a little meerkat.

00:38:23All four of you is short.

00:38:25You understand?

00:38:26Y'all of you can do a flip under the bed.

00:38:30Nigga, are them the shoes with the wheels on the bottom of them?

00:38:33You up here at the school with some hillies on.

00:38:36I'm crazy.

00:38:38Now, let this student in this beautiful supermodel...

00:38:42Thank you, baby.

00:38:43Come on through.

00:38:44Let's give it a hand.

00:38:45Let's give it a hand.

00:38:46Let's give it a hand.

00:38:47Let's give it a hand.

00:38:47Don't leave Marone around here.

00:38:48Hit me again.

00:38:49Built like that goddamn cop.

00:38:52Call me when you wanna ride too, motherfucker.

00:38:55Yes, Lord.

00:38:58This bootleg brings all the boys to the yard, huh?

00:39:01Trust and believe.

00:39:02I'll stick my face in her ass.

00:39:04You get stuck.

00:39:05That's how I got your daddy to knock me up.

00:39:09Knock me good enough.

00:39:11I want you to stay out of my woman's face.

00:39:12I don't want that, bitch.

00:39:14Yeah, get on out of here.

00:39:15Oh, what?

00:39:16Let's roll, let's roll.

00:39:17You sure?

00:39:18Get on out of here.

00:39:18Start, bitch.

00:39:20Goddamn it.

00:39:20All of you better be in the car seat when you leave here.

00:39:23Easy, come.

00:39:24Easy, come.

00:39:25Easy, come.

00:39:31Fucking piece of shit, car.

00:39:33Fuck this raggedy motherfucker.

00:39:34I don't give a fuck, bitch.

00:39:36Go around, bitch.

00:39:37Go around.

00:39:38I don't give a fuck.

00:39:40Fuck you looking at that motherfucker.

00:39:42Yeah, fuck.

00:39:44Now, going around with the LADD Eyewitness Ride Along.

00:39:50So this is what we like to do all day.

00:39:52Survey the land and look for evildoers.

00:39:53And we like picking up bitches.

00:39:55What the fuck would you say that in the camera for?

00:39:57You don't like picking up bitches?

00:39:58I love picking up bitches.

00:40:00I can see the camera.

00:40:01Holy shit, rock the cock block.

00:40:04We got some serious rock in the cock block right here.

00:40:07We're in hot pursuit.

00:40:08They're pulling over.

00:40:10And we got ourselves a hot tamale right here.

00:40:12Oh, rock the cock block.

00:40:12This is what taxpayers pay for right here.

00:40:15And these boys are mine, baby.

00:40:18Rock the cock block.

00:40:21Rock the cock block.

00:40:22Rock taking the dinners down.

00:40:23This is what we're doing right here.

00:40:25Hold the camera in the back.

00:40:27Turn the music down.

00:40:30Turn the music down.

00:40:32Turn the music down.

00:40:33Turn the fuckin' music down.

00:40:35Hold on.

00:40:36I can't hear you.

00:40:36The music is too loud.

00:40:37Let me tune it down.

00:40:39So fast you were going?

00:40:43Apparently, not fast enough.

00:40:45Officer, since you caught me.

00:40:47Obviously, these guys are on drugs, OK?

00:40:49Do you have any paraphernalia in the car?

00:40:52Any weapons?

00:40:52No, sir.

00:40:54I mean, I'm a male officer.

00:40:57Penis?

00:40:58It's penis. It's French.

00:41:01Okay, penis.

00:41:02All we got is these brownies my grandmother made

00:41:04in this non-alcoholic grape drink to wash it down with.

00:41:08Really? Can I have some of that?

00:41:11Yeah, yeah.

00:41:11Where's the drink? What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:14What the fuck are you doing? This isn't a restaurant!

00:41:17I'm starving. I didn't have anything to eat today.

00:41:19But you can't eat shit from them!

00:41:21Your grandmother made these?

00:41:22Yes, sir.

00:41:23These are amazing. You tell her she needs her own show.

00:41:25This is ridiculous shit! Get out of the car!

00:41:28You have to be firm and authoritative so that these perps treat you with respect.

00:41:33Cop locked!

00:41:36Hot pursuit!

00:41:37Hot pursuit! Hot pursuit!

00:41:38Two black men in a wide world's voice going down Fairfax!

00:41:42Roger that, Officer Penis!

00:41:43It's penis!

00:41:44You're a man!

00:41:47Power 106.

00:41:48The heavy hitter T.J. Bellyfell with the only first family.

00:41:52Hey!

00:41:53Hey!

00:41:54Yeah!

00:41:55Yeah!

00:41:56Yeah!

00:41:57Yeah!

00:42:01Yeah, man, I don't have to make it work the corners.

00:42:09Make us some money, man.

00:42:10Whatever home, I can feel the burn.

00:42:13This thing works.

00:42:15You feel like Bruce Lee?

00:42:15We better start rehearsing

00:42:17if we're gonna win the talent show tonight.

00:42:19I got some cool moves.

00:42:21Hey, pretty bitches.

00:42:23I know you didn't just disrespect us and call us bitches.

00:42:26What are you talking about disrespect?

00:42:27Ain't nobody disrespect you.

00:42:29I said pretty bitches.

00:42:30Disrespecting you is calling you ugly bitches.

00:42:32It's a compliment, bitch.

00:42:34Them bitches don't know.

00:42:35Ay, he does have a point.

00:42:38Damn, he's kinda cute in a little chocolate smurf type of way.

00:42:41It's me, baby. You see?

00:42:44You guys can't be serious.

00:42:46Do you hear your friends?

00:42:48Come on, you guys. Let's go inside.

00:42:50This bitch over here acting like a C-U-N-T-A-Wanna.

00:42:52Hey, why don't you stop cock-blocking, you little Mexican bitch?

00:42:55You see she's over here trying to get it?

00:42:56Let your girl get it.

00:42:57We're over here fucking up games.

00:42:59Stankin' bitch.

00:43:00Mexican bitch.

00:43:01What the hell?

00:43:02Bitch.

00:43:03Bitch.

00:43:04Let's go. Let's go.

00:43:07We are funny.

00:43:09We are...

00:43:10Bitch.

00:43:12What's that you call my sister?

00:43:14The fuck?

00:43:15The fuck you all rollin' up on the poor cuss?

00:43:17The fuck?

00:43:17You must don't know.

00:43:18He can't know.

00:43:19He can't know.

00:43:20I said, stop cock-blocking you little Mexican bitch.

00:43:23That's why I said, cuss.

00:43:25This nigga got me fucked up, cuss.

00:43:26Man, show him what you do.

00:43:27Aw, shit.

00:43:28It's back here.

00:43:29Back there.

00:43:29There you go.

00:43:30Okay.

00:43:31OG little pretty thug, nigga.

00:43:32I'm about to put this nigga in the box.

00:43:33Don't do it.

00:43:34Calm down.

00:43:34You know how you get.

00:43:35Six feet under, nigga.

00:43:36You hear me?

00:43:37It's seven now.

00:43:39It's seven feet.

00:43:39Nigga, I'm talking face on the brochure.

00:43:41Boy.

00:43:42Lights out.

00:43:42You hear me?

00:43:44Okay.

00:43:45You got me fucked up, cuss.

00:43:47Come back.

00:43:47You got me fucked up, cuss.

00:43:48Come back.

00:43:49Pretty thug, nigga.

00:43:50You understand?

00:43:51You don't know, ask somebody.

00:43:52Don't fuck around and get shot by a pretty nigga, nigga.

00:43:55What the fuck is he talking about?

00:43:57I said OG little pretty thug.

00:43:58Come again, say what?

00:43:59I'm telling him.

00:44:01Oh, shit.

00:44:02This nigga re-hulls me in.

00:44:03This nigga re-hulls me in.

00:44:04This nigga re-hulls me in.

00:44:05Oh, shit.

00:44:06This motherfucker strong.

00:44:07Fucking thug, nigga.

00:44:08I killed you, bitch.

00:44:09Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:44:10What the fuck?

00:44:12Hey, man.

00:44:12Get the grenade on this nigga, man.

00:44:14Give us a while.

00:44:15Grenade this nigga, man.

00:44:16Bring him.

00:44:17Bring him.

00:44:18Bring him.

00:44:20Put him down.

00:44:21He don't deserve it.

00:44:22Hey, man.

00:44:22And get this cholo, nigga.

00:44:24Damn.

00:44:24Hey, man.

00:44:25I get pretty for this shit.

00:44:27I'm gonna get you pretty.

00:44:28He's gonna get me down.

00:44:33Hey, man.

00:44:34Goddamn.

00:44:35Let's get it through you.

00:44:36Ah.

00:44:37Shit.

00:44:38Oh, shit.

00:44:39Fuckin' fuck.

00:44:40Hey, man.

00:44:41Shit.

00:44:42Shoot where you go.

00:44:43Hey, man.

00:44:44I feel that shit.

00:44:45Enough.

00:44:46Enough.

00:44:47Nice.

00:44:49Shit.

00:44:50I always wanted to do that, eh?

00:44:53Hey, man.

00:44:54Grab my gun.

00:44:54Please!

00:44:55You know what?

00:44:57Grab my gun!

00:44:58You know what?

00:44:59I get my gun!

00:45:00I can't understand you.

00:45:01Oh, shit.

00:45:03Now, you can't shoot a nigga with Jesus on his face.

00:45:04Now, come on, in the name of our life, don't do it.

00:45:06Fall back, Hulk.

00:45:07Fall back.

00:45:08OK.

00:45:17What's that you said about my sister?

00:45:20A little about mine, cuz.

00:45:28No bullets?

00:45:30This motherfucker put no bullets in his gun.

00:45:33What a man, man.

00:45:35That's like your life.

00:45:36You've been playing for a while.

00:45:39Hey, is that the new boys?

00:45:41This is not the new album.

00:45:42This is not that shit.

00:45:44You gotta come on, nigga.

00:45:45Y'all got me fucked up!

00:45:47I'm not getting up.

00:45:48I'll tell you how they're going to show it.

00:45:49These nids got me fucked up!

00:45:51Y'all got me fucked up!

00:45:53All the way up!

00:45:53Hey!

00:45:54You took it like a real G though!

00:45:56Hey!

00:45:56You took it like a real G though!

00:45:56You took it like a real G!

00:45:56You're right on these niggas, man!

00:46:01Oh, shit.

00:46:01We met at the World Star?

00:46:03Hey, that shit crazy.

00:46:05Hey, nigga.

00:46:05I killed them niggas off.

00:46:06Hey, you did the good shit.

00:46:07Hey, y'all.

00:46:08Weird ass niggas, man.

00:46:09Look who's mom finally let him out the house.

00:46:11Man, y'all wack.

00:46:13We hating because my mama care.

00:46:14Yellow ass mama.

00:46:15She care about gunplay.

00:46:17For real.

00:46:18See your little cameo on World Star?

00:46:20Check it out.

00:46:21She got a million views.

00:46:22Is it tight?

00:46:23Yeah.

00:46:27You loser.

00:46:29Langston, can I use your phone to call Nastassia?

00:46:31Why didn't you call her at your crib?

00:46:33Well, we don't have a house phone.

00:46:35All we got is my mom's pager.

00:46:37Besides, I need more support from my guys, you know?

00:46:39So, I'm mad nervous, y'all.

00:46:42For sure.

00:46:44Call her.

00:46:45And I'mma call George Kush and light up this blunt.

00:46:48They're coming out at number one.

00:46:51You know what?

00:46:52I can't believe they beat my record.

00:46:54You know, I hold the record for most videos,

00:46:56retired on one of six, the most.

00:46:57But I never done it.

00:46:59And this one is smashing it.

00:47:00How many days has it been over?

00:47:02178 days and go.

00:47:03Hey, nigga.

00:47:04Hey, nigga.

00:47:05Hey, nigga.

00:47:08Hey, nigga.

00:47:09Chase, Chase, Chase.

00:47:10Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase.

00:47:13Nigga plays.

00:47:14Pinche gordo.

00:47:17Shit.

00:47:19Hello.

00:47:20Yo, it's Jason.

00:47:23Who the hell is Jason?

00:47:25What do you want with my daughter?

00:47:27Um, hey, sir.

00:47:29It's Jason.

00:47:30And I want to speak with Anastasia, sir.

00:47:32Man, you didn't answer my question.

00:47:33Who are you?

00:47:34And what the fuck do you want with my daughter?

00:47:36Um, me and Anastasia are ass mates.

00:47:38I mean, classmates.

00:47:40I mean, we share a room.

00:47:42We share a classroom.

00:47:43And I help her with her homework.

00:47:44And I wanted to know if she needed more help.

00:47:47Help.

00:47:47If she needed me to help her with her homework.

00:47:49Because I helped her with her homework.

00:47:50Hold on.

00:47:52Anastasia!

00:47:53You coming?

00:48:01Hello?

00:48:04Hey, Anastasia.

00:48:06Jason?

00:48:08Yeah.

00:48:09I thought this was your cell phone.

00:48:12I lost my cell phone.

00:48:14This is my home phone.

00:48:15What's up?

00:48:18Uh, nothing.

00:48:19What's up with you?

00:48:21Tell her to put the phone up to her coochie.

00:48:26Excuse me?

00:48:27Uh, nothing.

00:48:28Nothing.

00:48:29Nothing at all.

00:48:29Nothing.

00:48:30Um.

00:48:32Um.

00:48:32I guess I'll see you later on at the lock-in.

00:48:35Later on.

00:48:37I guess so.

00:48:43I'll see you later on.

00:48:57Straight crash and burn.

00:48:58Got all shook when her dad got on the phone.

00:49:01It was downhill from there.

00:49:02She probably think you a big-ass dork right about now.

00:49:05Told you about the Mexican daddies, man.

00:49:09Confidence, bro.

00:49:11That's all it is.

00:49:11Stop being so fucking nervous.

00:49:13Yeah, virgin.

00:49:21Who was that on the phone?

00:49:23Nobody.

00:49:24It was just a friend from school.

00:49:25He was helping me with homework.

00:49:27Oh, yeah?

00:49:27He's helping you out.

00:49:28And your little friend from school,

00:49:30is he, uh, a negrito?

00:49:32What does it matter?

00:49:33Orale, Kim Kardashian.

00:49:35Now you're dating black guys?

00:49:37Papa.

00:49:38Papa.

00:49:39Don't papa me.

00:49:40Okay?

00:49:41I know how suave black guys are.

00:49:43They talk to you with that mac daddy lingo,

00:49:46holding their giant penises.

00:49:48Alright?

00:49:49And I could tell by this kid's voice over the phone,

00:49:51it was all deep.

00:49:52He's got a giant palo.

00:49:54No, he doesn't.

00:49:56What?

00:49:56What did you say?

00:49:58Nothing.

00:49:59Look, Ana.

00:50:00You're a beautiful Latina, which means...

00:50:03Which means what?

00:50:04Which means you're fertile as hell.

00:50:07Then I don't want some little black nappy-headed baby

00:50:09with a big penis running around this house,

00:50:12touching all my shit,

00:50:13and leaving him for me to raise.

00:50:14I can't believe we're talking about this right now.

00:50:17I'm a virgin.

00:50:18I didn't run off like you and Mom and get pregnant

00:50:20when I was 16.

00:50:23Alright, well, you know, at least I stuck around

00:50:25to take care of my children.

00:50:27Those black guys come around with the cool talk,

00:50:29and they get you in bed,

00:50:30and when you get pregnant,

00:50:32they turn into magicians.

00:50:34Magicians?

00:50:35Yeah, magicians.

00:50:36Like the rato we saw at the casino,

00:50:37David Copperton.

00:50:38Yeah, Copperton.

00:50:39He was good.

00:50:40Yeah, it was funny.

00:50:40The rabbits?

00:50:41Yeah, they were cute.

00:50:42They disappear.

00:50:44I don't want you to become a statistic.

00:50:46Alright?

00:50:46I'm telling you,

00:50:47because I want you to take care of yourself.

00:50:49I care about you, mija.

00:50:50Papa, don't worry about me.

00:50:52Worry about your sons.

00:50:53Like Junior,

00:50:54the one that just got out of jail.

00:50:56Mmm!

00:50:58Or this one,

00:50:59the 18-year-old

00:51:00who still wears slippers

00:51:01because he doesn't know how to tie his shoes.

00:51:03Mm-hmm.

00:51:06Oh, no, I know how to tie my shoes.

00:51:08I just think the concept of laces is stupid.

00:51:11I have to agree with Flago on that one.

00:51:14Who asked you to talk?

00:51:15And Sarasque, why are you always here?

00:51:17Yeah.

00:51:18Why are you always here?

00:51:20What do you mean? I'm family.

00:51:22How are you, family fool?

00:51:23Yeah.

00:51:24How are you, family fool?

00:51:28I'm second cousin to his third cousin's cuñado,

00:51:31El Machete,

00:51:31who married Consuela,

00:51:32who was married to Paolo before

00:51:34and then escaped to the U.S.

00:51:35After that, El Machete took care of me.

00:51:37And then he disappeared.

00:51:39So I don't know what to do,

00:51:40so I just came here.

00:51:41And that's all I have to say about that.

00:51:45And you want me to be with somebody like this?

00:51:48My gosh, Papa.

00:51:50Shit.

00:51:51She might have a point.

00:51:52We ought to try to function.

00:51:53We ought to try to function.

00:51:54Power of the sex, DJ Fellyfowl.

00:51:57The moment you get ready for...

00:51:58Alright, now listen up.

00:51:59After we search y'all,

00:52:01we gonna lock y'all ass in.

00:52:02...give away at the talent contest

00:52:04and we making some stars tonight.

00:52:06You know how we do.

00:52:07Y'all ready?

00:52:08It's all about unity in the community, y'all.

00:52:11Monic Vista, let's get!

00:52:13We got the Rejects in the house!

00:52:16Two different J's, two different women.

00:52:18This is shit, this bang.

00:52:20Rejects, Gilly.

00:52:21I'm not a family guy.

00:52:22I got a lot of women.

00:52:23Brand new dead.

00:52:24That's the Peter Griffin.

00:52:25Don't hit it, don't hit it.

00:52:27They hear we sellin' Kreese line,

00:52:28rockin' around the building.

00:52:29Cokie hit a steward, grab his nose,

00:52:30he doin' vicious.

00:52:31Ratchets poppin'.

00:52:32When Shelton call him Thanos.

00:52:34Now go and move your arm,

00:52:35fuck your honey, y'all run in, run in.

00:52:36Let them haters know that you stuck in.

00:52:38Smokin' kaiheen, turn his gun into a function, function.

00:52:41Blow six, blow six on me.

00:52:43I don't need a weapon,

00:52:44that that never cuffin',

00:52:45Petey Griffith t-shirts.

00:52:46All my, all my love it,

00:52:47body fillin' it.

00:52:48Oh snap, the Rangers in the house!

00:52:51They're the favorites to win the contest tonight, y'all.

00:52:54Got a lot of women,

00:52:55the crease better maintenance.

00:52:57Got a lot of women,

00:52:58the crease better maintenance.

00:52:58Got a lot of women,

00:53:00the crease better maintenance.

00:53:01Hey Ranger boys,

00:53:02better behave yourself tonight.

00:53:06I'ma behave on that ass tonight.

00:53:08Damn,

00:53:09Miss Johnson got a cage.

00:53:12I ain't gonna lie,

00:53:13she is nice looking.

00:53:14Come on man,

00:53:15what you really supposed to be worried about

00:53:16is Anastasia nice?

00:53:21Nigga, this ain't the Disney channel.

00:53:22You better go handle that.

00:53:24She practically throwin' the pussy at you fuck, boy.

00:53:26All you gotta do is catch it.

00:53:29I don't really know what to do though.

00:53:31I know what this little nigga need.

00:53:33Seven minutes of heaven.

00:53:38Hey!

00:53:40Everybody got their name in the hat.

00:53:42For sure.

00:53:43Y'all know how this go down.

00:53:45Seven minutes of heaven.

00:53:47I picked two names out this cap,

00:53:49and y'all go into this closet right here for seven minutes.

00:53:52First two names are...

00:53:56Julian and Big Booty Becky.

00:53:59Let's get it!

00:54:00How you doing?

00:54:01You a nasty hoe.

00:54:04Seven minutes.

00:54:06So what's up Becky?

00:54:09Absolutely nothing.

00:54:10For seven minutes.

00:54:13Come on,

00:54:13don't be like that.

00:54:21Doesn't this just get your adrenaline going?

00:54:23It's like a dominatrix has your balls in a vice grip.

00:54:26This is what super cops do!

00:54:28Right, Lagney?

00:54:30Right, Lagney?

00:54:31What the fuck are you doing?

00:54:32I've had two easy things.

00:54:35The best.

00:54:36You laugh when you look at Goat's ass.

00:54:41Pay attention, fucker!

00:54:43Pay attention, fucker!

00:54:51I think you're beautiful.

00:54:52What?

00:54:53I think you're beautiful.

00:54:56You're beautiful.

00:54:58Get your hands off my tip, man!

00:55:00I'm driving!

00:55:01I like you!

00:55:06So we're not gonna do nothing, Becky?

00:55:08Would you even be interested if I didn't have this big old booty on me?

00:55:11What?

00:55:12What kind of question is that?

00:55:14That's what I thought.

00:55:15All you like me for is my booty.

00:55:17But it's such a nice booty.

00:55:22Plus, you got a cute smile.

00:55:24And the dimple that only comes out when you laugh.

00:55:26She got her clothes right there.

00:55:27Aw.

00:55:28See?

00:55:28I'm a nice guy.

00:55:30One minute left.

00:55:32Shit, that's all I need.

00:55:34Don't tell me twice.

00:55:37Daddy, about to get it on.

00:55:42Love the white chocolate.

00:55:43I normally don't date white.

00:55:45What y'all doing out in this hallway?

00:55:46Get to the dance!

00:55:47The question is, sir, what are you doing out here?

00:55:50Well, I'm the principal.

00:55:52What are you doing?

00:55:53Do you got the ETA on the new boys?

00:55:58Nah, nah, but we know about Ms. Johnson's TNA.

00:56:01You better watch them out.

00:56:03Sit up there and talk about you know something about Ms. Johnson's DNA.

00:56:06Hey, yo, what the hell is going on out there?

00:56:08Uh, Principal Rogers.

00:56:11As soon as I hear about the new boys, I'll come look for you, bro.

00:56:15Yeah, you do that.

00:56:17Snitching ass nigga.

00:56:18You know a snitch don't like a snitch.

00:56:19You take it easy.

00:56:20Get to the dance, nigga.

00:56:23Will do, sir.

00:56:31Hey, y'all giving up for the supersizer, y'all!

00:56:36All right, man.

00:56:37Hey, y'all back up.

00:56:41Song for the 80s.

00:56:46Do the shit.

00:56:48Do the shit!

00:56:50Do the shit!

00:56:56The next two names are Jason and Anastasia.

00:57:02Come on, shit!

00:57:03Up!

00:57:03Okay.

00:57:05I guess y'all not feeling the supersizer.

00:57:07Fuck y'all!

00:57:08The new boys are on their way.

00:57:10You still got the talent contest coming up.

00:57:12Sweet girls, the Rangers, Dirt Out Kids.

00:57:15This is what he's trying to win.

00:57:16Two thousand...

00:57:17Seven minutes.

00:57:26Never done this before?

00:57:28Nope.

00:57:29Me either.

00:57:31Kinda awkward, huh?

00:57:33Yeah.

00:57:34Very.

00:57:36You're fucking in the Miss Unites.

00:57:41Power 106!

00:57:43This is broadcast live from the Mount Vista High School.

00:57:46It's all about unity in the community.

00:57:48And we're waiting on the new boys!

00:57:49Where y'all at, man?

00:57:51Hey, nigga!

00:57:52Wake the fuck up!

00:57:53What the fuck you doing?

00:57:54Man, fuck these niggas, man.

00:57:56Hurry up so we can back these seniors!

00:57:57Lock in!

00:57:59I'm still still in my missing life!

00:58:01How are we talking off night?

00:58:05What the fuck are you doing, man?

00:58:07Get your ass out of my face!

00:58:09Talks as a baby's butt!

00:58:11Are you fucking crazy?

00:58:14Normally we have these missions more intact,

00:58:16but it seems that my partner has taken some kind of controlled substance.

00:58:20I'm R. Kelly, bitch.

00:58:24What the fuck are you doing?

00:58:26Are you nuts?

00:58:28Peaches!

00:58:29Bitch, bring your ass out the house with my goddamn money!

00:58:33I'll blow every window in that raggedy fucking condo out!

00:58:36What the fuck are you doing, man?

00:58:38What am I doing?

00:58:40Bring your ass out of your face!

00:58:41I will kill you!

00:58:52So, um, there's, like, no chance that I could...

00:58:54You're not getting my panties.

00:58:56What?

00:58:57I know all about it.

00:58:58Julian told Becky, who told Jasmine, who told me, all about your mission.

00:59:04Kind of stupid, huh?

00:59:05Yeah.

00:59:07And I can't go out like that.

00:59:10I understand.

00:59:11And honestly, I respect you more for it.

00:59:15Thanks.

00:59:17You're sweet.

00:59:18Doing good, cowboy.

00:59:21Thanks, man.

00:59:22Thanks for what?

00:59:24Uh, nothing?

00:59:26You like to talk to yourself a lot, don't you?

00:59:28Me?

00:59:29Nah.

00:59:33It's okay.

00:59:34I used to do the same thing ever since my mom died when I was really young.

00:59:39I had this toy unicorn that I would always talk to.

00:59:41It was my best friend.

00:59:44Unicorns have a lot of wisdom, you know?

00:59:45Bet not as much as cowboys.

00:59:48Yeah.

00:59:48Well, unicorns don't exist, so...

00:59:52You hit Bigfoot.

00:59:54What the fuck did you make me do?

00:59:56I didn't hit Bigfoot.

00:59:57Who gives a fuck?

00:59:58Look at the car!

01:00:00Oh, fuck.

01:00:01We gonna help her?

01:00:02I'm gonna come in through this vehicle.

01:00:04I gotta get those guys.

01:00:06I'm sorry, Bigfoot.

01:00:07I'm sorry.

01:00:07The fucking door doesn't work anymore.

01:00:08I'm so sorry.

01:00:09Follow me.

01:00:09Follow me, you fucking idiot.

01:00:12Yes.

01:00:12Hey, yo, ladies, make some noise for four cows!

01:00:15No, things aren't I am in love with you.

01:00:19I'm in love with you.

01:00:19No, no, no.

01:00:20The parties of a girl it's almost rude.

01:00:22I think you should leave your food.

01:00:26But baby, I just wanna rock me through.

01:00:29Rock you like I snap, baby.

01:00:31Rock you like I snap, baby.

01:00:32Rock you like I snap, baby.

01:00:33Rock, rock, rock, rock.

01:00:34How'd I?

01:00:34Rock you like I snap, baby.

01:00:36Rock you like I snap, baby.

01:00:37Rock, rock, rock, rock.

01:00:38Not so fast, Dee Dee.

01:00:39Green eyes, apart, beautiful.

01:00:41I bent yaked.

01:00:42Looks like everyone is cooking up.

01:00:43Wanna dance?

01:00:47Sure. This is my song.

01:01:10Sometimes you got to love your damn self!

01:01:14Maybe I just wanna rock me through

01:01:18Hey, here!

01:01:19Yeah, you are here!

01:01:20Get to the dance!

01:01:21What's up, Rogers?

01:01:22Punks?

01:01:23Get your hands off my bitch!

01:01:24Get to the dance!

01:01:25Get your hands off me, boy!

01:01:27Get to the dance!

01:01:28Good girl, huh?

01:01:30Jesus on the main line, tell them what you want

01:01:33Oh, yeah, Lord, thank you, Jesus, thank you, Lord

01:01:36Y'all ready, homie? You ready, cuz?

01:01:39Kick, kick, kick, kick!

01:01:40What about you? Is you ready?

01:01:43They whooped your ass, man.

01:01:45They wouldn't have did that to me, though.

01:01:46I'll tell you that right now.

01:01:47You know how I get it.

01:01:48Man, fuck that shit, man!

01:01:49You ready to ride out of what, nigga?

01:01:51Excuse me, say what?

01:01:52Man, you heard me?

01:01:53Come and give us a what?

01:01:54Man, why ain't time a nigga say something to you, cuz?

01:01:56You act like you can't hear me!

01:01:57Fuck wrong with you! You went deaf from all them shots, nigga!

01:01:59No, nigga, it was my mama pussy!

01:02:01Mmm!

01:02:02If I hadn't told you yet, my mama had an outbreak on her pussy lip, cuz she got herpes, right?

01:02:07Mmm!

01:02:07When she had me, the herpes hit my ear, fucked me all up, and whatnot.

01:02:11What? Mmm!

01:02:12But we in good standards.

01:02:13Bitch, bitch nasty.

01:02:15Excuse me, say what?

01:02:17Mmm, nasty bitch.

01:02:18Come again, say what?

01:02:19Mmm!

01:02:19I know that's right.

01:02:20We got the new boys in the house!

01:02:24I'm still still a famous nigga, huh?

01:02:26I'm a ground fire, nigga, for shock.

01:02:28I can't now put your eyes on my dick and pose all the shit.

01:02:33I can't now freak my shit.

01:02:34Freak my shit.

01:02:36Freak my shit.

01:02:37Freak my shit.

01:02:37Bitch, freak my shit.

01:02:38Freak my shit.

01:02:40Freak my shit.

01:02:41Freak my shit.

01:02:42Bitch, freak my shit.

01:02:43Shit.

01:02:45Mmm!

01:02:53Whoo!

01:02:56Whoo!

01:02:58Whew!

01:03:03Cheat class is abge muerte.

01:03:03Man ...

01:03:04I didn't want to wait her to beat that one.

01:03:08Told you, Junior said midnight, right?

01:03:11Yeah.

01:03:12I'm bored, eh?

01:03:15It's not fair.

01:03:16What's not fair?

01:03:18Anastasia and her friends and everybody

01:03:20are partying and dancing the night away,

01:03:22but we're just here,

01:03:23sitting and waiting.

01:03:27Shit, I wanna dance.

01:03:32Man, fuck it, dance, man.

01:03:35Dance.

01:03:38Hey, hear the whispers?

01:03:41Yeah!

01:03:43Yeah!

01:03:46Woo!

01:03:54Yeah, you thought it was a bomb?

01:03:55That one, though.

01:03:57Ha!

01:03:59What's all I gotta say about that?

01:04:00Woo!

01:04:05Oh, yeah!

01:04:07Yeah!

01:04:07I ripped my pants and I don't care!

01:04:09We still got the cars that we're talking about.

01:04:12But it's talent contest time, y'all!

01:04:15If anybody out there can use an extra $2,000,

01:04:18you better be hot tonight, alright?

01:04:20So let's give it up right now for our first contestant.

01:04:23Make some noise for the sweet girls!

01:04:27Lies!

01:04:28Oooo!

01:04:28Do you want me?

01:04:29Holla, holla, baby, show me that you really want me,

01:04:33Cause I need to hear it.

01:04:35Go ahead and push upon me.

01:04:38I can tell you really want, really want me!

01:04:43You're kissing your touch.

01:04:46Feels so damn good.

01:04:48Getting under my skin

01:04:50I try to fight it but I can't win

01:04:53This is all your fault

01:04:55Boy, I love the way you touch

01:04:57Baby, you touch me in the best way

01:05:01I think I love you

01:05:04What can I say?

01:05:06You caught me by surprise

01:05:08Show me in disguise

01:05:11Straight into your arms

01:05:13And I love it

01:05:15Yeah, baby, baby, I love the way you touch me

01:05:20Touched me

01:05:23Touched me

01:05:25Touched me

01:05:26Touch me, tease me, I'm trying to make it easy

01:05:30You're singing to my tune like your name, Lil' Weezy

01:05:32Five hundred degrees, morning is breezy

01:05:35Hot, but the flow is snowman, cheesy

01:05:37And I want to be real with you

01:05:40Oh, baby, can I just feel with you?

01:05:43I'm trying to settle down

01:05:44There ain't enough, I'll be a deal now

01:05:47To the top of the world with your soul for miles

01:05:49Baby, let them haters hate, I'ma hold you down

01:05:52Even though I didn't roll up on your side of town

01:05:54I'ma throw up your sack when we ride out

01:05:56Baby, you touch me in the best way

01:06:00Yo, you seein' this, my nigga?

01:06:03That's cheeky

01:06:05You caught me by surprise

01:06:07You shot me out the sky

01:06:10Straight into your arms

01:06:13And I love it

01:06:14Yeah, baby, baby, I love the way you touch me

01:06:19Touched me

01:06:21Touched me

01:06:22Touched me

01:06:24Touched me

01:06:31Oh, my God

01:06:33Tastes like candy

01:06:35Take the business

01:06:36Oh, baby, baby, baby

01:06:39Oh, my God

01:06:45Oh, my God

01:06:47Oh, my God

01:06:48Oh, my God

01:06:49Oh, my God

01:06:49You killed me

01:06:50What's up, man?

01:06:52Whoo

01:06:52That's how those flip-flip fingers do it, homie

01:06:56Man, that shit was horrible

01:06:57Hey, man, your mama like it

01:06:59Shut up

01:06:59Yeah, the hell is R-G-O-K-Y anyway

01:07:02Ranger Gang would kill yourself

01:07:04Give it up for the Rangers

01:07:11Come on

01:07:12100, 200, 300, 400

01:07:14500, 600, 700, 400

01:07:16I need a tip, tip, tip

01:07:18I got you

01:07:19I got you, man

01:07:21100, 200, 300, 400

01:07:24500, 600, 700

01:07:25More

01:07:26I need a tip, tip, tip

01:07:27Tip, tip, tip, tip

01:07:29Tip, tip, tip, tip

01:07:30I said it's six in the morning

01:07:32And she tipping on my dick

01:07:33Tipping on my dick

01:07:34Tipping on my dick

01:07:35Make her scream Rangers

01:07:37When I'm hitting that shit

01:07:38No gadgets

01:07:39Can't fit up in my whip

01:07:40And I got a bad bitch

01:07:41But she finna get evicted

01:07:43Gave me a lap gas

01:07:44Now I'm a dick bitch

01:07:45Standing at attention

01:07:46That's what my dick did

01:07:48Counting all this money high

01:07:49Mama, come and get this

01:07:50100, 200, 300, 400

01:07:52500, 600, 700

01:07:54More

01:07:55I need a tip, tip, tip

01:07:56Tip, tip, tip

01:07:57I need a tip

01:07:58Tip, tip, tip

01:07:59100, 200, 300, 400

01:08:02500, 600, 700

01:08:04More

01:08:04I need a tip, tip, tip

01:08:06Tip, tip, tip

01:08:08Tip, tip, tip

01:08:08Yeah, nigga

01:08:09Quarky first, rest, tube and press

01:08:11Ready to party

01:08:11White boys in my pocket

01:08:13Holes fillin' on my body

01:08:14Redstone, Siroc, OJ, and Ricardo

01:08:16New paper, my wallet is retarded

01:08:19I get money

01:08:20Money, money I got

01:08:21Well, I need a tip

01:08:22Then make that booty pop

01:08:23Make, make, make booty pop

01:08:25Pop

01:08:25Baby, don't stop

01:08:26Tip, tip, tip, tip

01:08:28100, 200, 300, 400

01:08:31500, 600, 700

01:08:32More

01:08:33I need a tip, tip, tip

01:08:35Tip, tip

01:08:35Tip, I need a tip

01:08:36Tip, tip, tip

01:08:38100, 200, 300, 400

01:08:40500, 600, 700

01:08:42More

01:08:43I need a tip, tip, tip

01:08:45Tip, tip

01:08:47What the hell is you doing, man?

01:08:48Pick it up, man, come on

01:08:49Shit, man

01:08:51Shit

01:08:51We in the middle of a party

01:08:53I don't know, I'm good

01:08:53Thank you

01:08:54I got Brownie on my record

01:08:57Damn, did this just ruin

01:08:58the Rangers' chance to win the contest?

01:09:01Did it ruin my chance for that Anastasia?

01:09:05Oh, come on, buckaroo

01:09:09You got this

01:09:12Prairie Puffman's right

01:09:13I can do this

01:09:17Yo, listen

01:09:19I can do this

01:09:24What do I got to lose?

01:09:26Listen

01:09:26They call me J-Extra

01:09:28Yeah, boy, I'm next up

01:09:29Pippin' and flippin' and rippin' and yeah

01:09:31Tippin' and tippin' and scale

01:09:32Used to be scared

01:09:33But now I got a man up

01:09:34Too late

01:09:35My mama told me

01:09:36Boy, you better take it up

01:09:37Smoke like the Prairie Puff

01:09:38Man, I ain't had enough

01:09:39It's so tough

01:09:40So tough

01:09:40So rough

01:09:41So tough

01:09:41But I just fell in love

01:09:43With Anastasia

01:09:44Yeah, do your thing, girl

01:09:45I like how you drop it

01:09:46Oh

01:09:51I did this

01:09:55Woohoo

01:10:00I fucks with the Rangers

01:10:07Oh my god, you were amazing

01:10:09Yo, J-Extra

01:10:11You saved us, dawg

01:10:13You did that, my dude

01:10:14Respect

01:10:14Yo, J, where'd that come from, yo?

01:10:17Bro, I honestly couldn't even tell you

01:10:18It just, like, came to me

01:10:20Yo, you see this right here, right?

01:10:21That's how I'm gonna need that

01:10:22You know what I'm saying?

01:10:23Somebody is about to walk away

01:10:25With $2,000

01:10:26You know what I'm saying?

01:10:27DJ Felly Fowl

01:10:28Pied 106

01:10:29Unity in the community

01:10:30It's been a great night

01:10:32And to announce your winner right now

01:10:34Y'all give it up

01:10:35For the new boys

01:10:46Yo, this was a dope-ass night of performances

01:10:50Hell yeah

01:10:51Some of y'all did y'all thing tonight, man

01:10:53Some of y'all were complete failures

01:10:56Fucking booty

01:10:57But yo, man, on the real, though

01:10:59There could only be one winner

01:11:02And this group crushed it

01:11:04Killed it

01:11:05Murdered it

01:11:06Woo!

01:11:07So give it up for tonight's winner

01:11:09The motherfucking

01:11:12Weepers!

01:11:18Tell me that shit did not just happen, bro

01:11:20Yo, I needed that two grand

01:11:22How we lose?

01:11:24The Weepers got these higgas tripping, bro

01:11:25Yo, look at how high they are

01:11:27Don't even know who the fuck they picking right now

01:11:30Exciting!

01:11:31Oh, shit

01:11:32Today, it's 12 o'clock

01:11:34Time for me to go face the music

01:11:36You feel me?

01:11:37Wait, wait, wait, hold up

01:11:37What's 12 o'clock?

01:11:39Yo, that's the end of the town of the show

01:11:41Junior, what you got to send to now?

01:11:48Today, I know you wouldn't get into it

01:11:50The S.A.E.

01:11:51Holy shit

01:11:52Yo, Junior

01:11:53I tried to get your money by midnight

01:11:54If I need some more time

01:11:56You can do whatever you want to me

01:11:57But please don't hurt my family

01:12:00Mmm

01:12:03I ain't got insurance, Junior

01:12:05Mmm

01:12:06Mmm

01:12:09Junior says

01:12:10Time's up

01:12:11Man, the date ain't going nowhere

01:12:14You're gonna have to kill us all

01:12:21Cool

01:12:22Nah, fuck that

01:12:23It's cool, bro

01:12:24It's time for me to have him just dip on myself like a man

01:12:26So, what's up?

01:12:28Yes, sir

01:12:29Junior!

01:12:30Flacco!

01:12:31No!

01:12:32Anastasia, what are you doing here?

01:12:33Get out of here, go!

01:12:35Anastasia, go back to the gym

01:12:36We good, I promise

01:12:43Don't talk to my sister like that, I see

01:12:45Stop it!

01:12:47I'm gonna be gonna blast the Mexicans tonight for what they think of you, OG

01:12:51Man, fuck that nigga, Junior, come!

01:12:53That's that OG!

01:12:54What?

01:12:57Nigga, what?

01:12:58Junior, come!

01:13:00We finna make some Mexican cunt salad round

01:13:20How's the time, my son?

01:13:22This is your hero moment

01:13:48Anna, estás bien?

01:13:50I'm fine

01:13:53Are you okay?

01:13:55Oh my god, Jason, you're hurt

01:14:09Everybody freeze!

01:14:11What the hell's going on here?

01:14:13Yeah!

01:14:13Stand back, we got this!

01:14:15Everybody freeze!

01:14:17Yeah, we got this, we got this under control

01:14:20Great, great freaking police work!

01:14:22And, all right, here we go

01:14:25Can I just talk to him for one second?

01:14:27You've got one minute, then we need to get him to the hospital to get sewn up

01:14:31Look, I'm sorry all this happened

01:14:33This whole money thing with Day Day and your brother got way out of hand

01:14:36And then

01:14:39Slab, Slab!

01:14:46Day Day

01:14:48I appreciate your little homie saving my sister

01:14:53You're still a junior two thousand dollars

01:15:01This ain't over

01:15:06What are you doing?

01:15:07That's your prize money

01:15:11Jason told me to give this to you

01:15:14And he got the draws, too

01:15:17I'll take that

01:15:19I will take that

01:15:23Hey, Jay

01:15:24I appreciate the way you came through, bro

01:15:26That was some true Rangers fashion

01:15:27Look, I told you, man, we family

01:15:30So, y'all my friends

01:15:32Straight up, bro

01:15:33You my friend

01:15:34I'm an official Ranger member

01:15:36Yes, sir

01:15:37Man, I'm just grateful y'all helped me find the confidence

01:15:39To get the girl in my dreams

01:15:42Stop

01:15:43Stop

01:15:44And now

01:15:45I'm going to go to the hospital with my boyfriend

01:15:48Boyfriend?

01:15:49I ain't gonna like that

01:15:50Oh, yeah?

01:15:51Well, he's just gonna have to deal with it

01:15:53And so are you

01:15:55Uh-oh

01:16:02Uh-oh

01:16:02We're gonna keep your ass in our prayers

01:16:05Man, I wish I would've got shot

01:16:07What is you talking about?

01:16:09Do you know how much ass I would get on Monday if I got shot?

01:16:12Wow

01:16:12God, man

01:16:18You see, that's how it really went down

01:16:20Fairytale and his do really happen

01:16:22Even in the hood

01:16:23Now all I need is a painless circumcision

01:16:25And I'll be straight

01:16:32Who shot my baby?

01:16:34Who shot my baby?

01:16:36Fuck, you bitches

01:16:37Money scatter

01:16:38Everybody can get some of this land today

01:16:40Fucking Kardashians

01:16:42Kill me the bitches

01:16:43You fucking rangers

01:16:45I'll fuck you

01:16:46And I'll kill you motherfuckers

01:16:47God damn it

01:16:48Everybody, you fucking writers

01:16:49You ragged ass producers

01:16:51Nick

01:16:52Do-do-do-do-do-do-do

01:16:53Do all that dope shit

01:16:55All you bitches

01:16:56Everybody out there in the theater

01:16:57All you motherfuckers

01:16:58Slurpee servers

01:17:00Popcorn buttering motherfuckers

01:17:01And you bitches

01:17:02Out there

01:17:03You better not be bootlegging my shit

01:17:05You better not bootlegging this shit

01:17:06I'll come out there and I'll get you

01:17:08It's like in the Freddy Krueger movies

01:17:10I'll be back and get you in the sequel

01:17:11Motherfuckers

01:17:12Deuces

01:17:13You heard

01:17:13What?

01:17:22To the side

01:17:23Superside

01:17:24Superside

01:17:26Superside

01:17:26Uh

01:17:29I got this

01:17:30Way to hate it

01:17:32To the live

01:17:33Y'all make me hate it

01:17:35To the right

01:17:37Y'all make me hate it

01:17:38To the front

01:17:39Now to the back

01:17:40Y'all make me hate it示し

01:17:42Advise

01:17:43ProThanks

01:17:43Y'all

01:17:44make me hate it To the live

01:17:46To the live

01:17:47To the right

01:17:49To the right

01:17:51Y'all baby hate it to the front

01:17:53To the back

01:17:54Y'all baby hate it to the side

01:17:56Y'all baby hate it to the side

01:17:57Y'all baby hate it to the side

01:17:59Look at all these haters

01:18:01Why they hate me?

01:18:03Cause I'm fuckin' bitches

01:18:04And makin' cheese

01:18:06Could be fuckin' cheese

01:18:08And makin' bitches

01:18:09But I'm just sayin' cheese

01:18:11Like we takin' pictures

01:18:13Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

01:18:16Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

01:18:18Nigga, please

01:18:20Move out my way, motherfucker

01:18:22Move out my way, motherfucker

01:18:26To the lip

01:18:27To the lip

01:18:28Y'all baby hate it to the right

01:18:31To the right

01:18:32Y'all baby hate it to the front

01:18:34To the back

01:18:35Y'all baby hate it to the side

01:18:37To the side

01:18:39Y'all baby hate it to the lip

01:18:41To the lip

01:18:42Y'all baby hate it to the right

01:18:45To the right

01:18:45Y'all baby hate it to the front

01:18:47To the back

01:18:53I got goons that don't even talk

01:18:57Fuck the Dougie motherfucker

01:18:59Fuck the Cripwalk

01:19:01Fuck the stanky leg

01:19:02Fuck the cat daddy

01:19:04Fuck the Macarena

01:19:06And fuck MC Hammer

01:19:07Fuck Jay-Z

01:19:09Fuck 50 Cent

01:19:11Fuck the President

01:19:12Barack fucking Obama

01:19:14Wait nigga did you just say fuck the President?

01:19:17Yeah I said that

01:19:18Fuck that nigga

01:19:20Nigga fuck that

01:19:21To the lip

01:19:23Y'all make me hate it

01:19:24To the right

01:19:26To the right

01:19:27Y'all make me hate it

01:19:28To the front

01:19:29To the back

01:19:30Y'all make me hate it

01:19:31To the side

01:19:32To the side

01:19:33Y'all make me hate it

01:19:35To the lip

01:19:36To the lip

01:19:37Y'all make me hate it

01:19:38To the right

01:19:39To the side

01:19:40To the right

01:19:40Y'all make me hate it

01:19:41To the front

01:19:42To the back

01:19:44Y'all make me hate it

01:19:45To the side

01:19:46To the side

01:19:55Y'all can't hate that dance

01:20:20Come on

01:20:21Fuck that shit

01:20:24I need a break

01:20:26Fuck that nigga

01:20:28I'm tired of this bitch nigga

01:20:29This shit

01:20:31I don't like nigga

01:20:32Fuck that shit

01:20:37Oh shit

01:20:42Oh shit

01:20:44Oh shit

01:20:45Come on

01:20:48Nigga I'm sweating all around my second belly nigga

01:20:55I got it

01:20:56Can this be a movie? Like is this gonna be a movies?

01:21:00Cause I can act

01:21:01Where are we starting?

01:21:03From the top again right?

01:21:04What up pretty bitches

01:21:08I got pussy here

01:21:09I got pussy here

01:21:12I fucked up on this

01:21:14Fuckers

01:21:15Fuck you Chris Paul

01:21:18And if you look in the mirror

01:21:19You gonna think you look like the little nigga

01:21:21On the Lords of the Rings

01:21:24Give me those rings Chrissy

01:21:27Get ready tonight baby

01:21:29Cause I'm gonna stick this rat tail in your ass

01:21:32And I like a woman that's built like a mattress

01:21:35I'm gonna lay on you later

01:21:36I will

01:21:38I'm gonna stick my face in your ass

01:21:40With an antibiotic in my mouth

01:21:43Y'all better not move

01:21:45Y'all better not move

01:21:46Y'all better not move

01:21:47Dude with no shirt on with hard nipples

01:21:48And y'all

01:21:49Keep touching him

01:21:51It's gonna snap it for your ass

01:21:52You ain't got bitch

01:21:55That a bitch look good though

01:21:56Yeah nigga you got her

01:21:58She look good?

01:22:00Yeah

01:22:03You might and I kid before you go

01:22:13I'm walking away on him

01:22:14Where'll stop?

01:22:15I'm walking away on him

01:22:16And I'm getting it

01:22:16Where'll stop?

01:22:17I'm walking away on him

01:22:18Where'll stop?

01:22:19He walks right here

01:22:19You should walk him

01:22:20Woo!

01:22:21Woo!

01:22:21Hey, girl, what's up?

01:22:30Maybe hotter than in summer, something like one leather.

01:22:33T-shirt contest, the winner is getting wet.

01:22:35Yeah, I don't ever miss it.

01:22:38First train, nigga.

01:22:39I don't ever see the bitch.

01:22:40They focused on the switch.

01:22:41Hey, oh!

01:22:42It's working!

01:22:43I hate that thing.

01:22:44Woo!

01:22:45Hey, yeah.

01:22:46Woo!

01:22:47Woo!

01:22:48Woo!

01:22:49Woo!

01:22:51Woo!

01:22:52Woo!

01:22:53Woo!

01:22:56Woo!

01:22:57Woo!

01:22:58You know what, while I interrupt your...

01:23:00Oh!

01:23:01Oh, you ready?

01:23:02Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:23:03I forgot my line.

01:23:04Sir, just help me.

01:23:05I only got one spake to...

01:23:07Sir, you gonna break the whole jail down with your strong sound.

01:23:10I got delicate anchors.

01:23:12Muerto.

01:23:14Muerto.

01:23:15Muerto.

01:23:15Who?

01:23:16Who you asking for?

01:23:17Oh, they're homies.

01:23:18We're ready, homies.

01:23:20Clap on!

01:23:21Nigga!

01:23:21You dead, bitch!

01:23:23You want it?

01:23:25Don't move.

01:23:25I got it!

01:23:26Don't move!

01:23:27You ready?

01:23:28Nigga, you about to be dead, nigga!

01:23:31OG little pretty thug!

01:23:33Nigga!

01:23:33I'm saying my name!

01:23:34OG little pretty thug!

01:23:39Lights out, nigga!

01:23:40Okay!

01:23:41You hear me?

01:23:41Lights out to you, nigga!

01:23:43Yo!

01:23:46That shit's gotta be added.

01:23:48I'm gonna fuck, my bad.

01:23:49I'm sorry, was that my line or his line?

01:23:51What?

01:23:51I messed up.

01:23:52Oh, am I supposed to say my line?

01:23:53Hmm, yeah.

01:23:54Shit, light?

01:23:55Wait, what is it?

01:23:56Sorry.

01:23:58So, I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lockout?

01:24:02You heard right.

01:24:03One more time, please.

01:24:05Lock in!

01:24:06So, I hear you need one more teacher for the volunteer tonight?

01:24:10Uh-huh.

01:24:11So, I hear you need a teacher tonight.

01:24:14Volunteer for the lineup?

01:24:15See ya.

01:24:17One more volunteer teacher for the lockout.

01:24:19You can keep doing it a hundred times.

01:24:21I'm sweating!

01:24:23Fuck what they talking about.

01:24:24Yeah, keep fucking up.

01:24:27Is that cut?

01:24:28Is that cut, dammit?

01:24:31Function.

01:24:32Function.

01:24:33This joint right here, right here, is only for the sexy people.

01:24:40So all you fine motherfuckers, get out there and dance.

01:24:45Dance, I said.

01:24:47I don't care if you black, white, Asian, even my Spanish people like damn it sexy too.

01:24:54I don't care if you black, white, yeah.

01:24:56So you turned up all the way.

01:24:58Then fuck what them haters say.

01:25:07Oh yeah, we chop go!

01:25:10Fuck, fuck.

01:25:11What a hell yeah.

01:25:14We sexy.

01:25:14Oh yeah, yeah.

01:25:17We sexy.

01:25:18Oh yeah, oh yeah.

01:25:19We sexy.

01:25:22Oh yeah, oh yeah.

01:25:25Fuck up them, hey, I got some sexy ass friends

01:25:28With some sexy ass money

01:25:30We knowin' sexy ass 20s

01:25:32Been in sexy ass 100s

01:25:34Got a sexy ass smile

01:25:36With some sexy ass features

01:25:38Got some sexy ass pupils

01:25:40And some sexy ass teachers

01:25:42We some sexy ass freak

01:25:43With some sexy ass toes

01:25:45If you got some sexy ass ass

01:25:47Then throw them sexy ass balls

01:25:49Need your sexy, sexy ass

01:25:51Off them sexy ass clothes

01:25:53Tell the DJ spin it, boo

01:25:55And play the sexy ass song

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