00:00Hi guys, so this is my first gaming channel video.
00:04Um, the most requested video for me to start out with was Skyrim.
00:09Um, since I posted a talk about Skyrim a lot.
00:13So, shut up.
00:19Um, so I could not make a brand new character because it kept crashing every time I tried to make
00:28a new character.
00:30So, um, we're starting out with my level...
00:37Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
00:40Yeah, no one, no one likes him.
00:42Anyway, so...
00:44No no no!
00:46Fuzzy!
00:47Help me!
00:49Help me!
00:51What? Stop it!
00:55I don't have any money.
00:57I've never gotten arrested before.
01:00I'm usually with the guild.
01:03You're going to rot in the Dragon's Reach dungeon.
01:07And they're gonna take my clothes off.
01:09Oh, they put my penis helmet on.
01:15Get it off.
01:21There's a dead body in here!
01:24Yes, I'll serve my jail time.
01:29Well, that's a great start to the video.
01:31Kill someone and get arrested.
01:35It's the first time for everything.
01:38Jeez.
01:39Anyway, so, um, yeah.
01:43As you can tell, I don't really have Skyrim armor at all.
01:48I have Lightning's armor from Final Fantasy XIII-2.
01:55Um, because it's awesome.
01:57And I also have Sun Hollowed Arrows already.
02:00This is my character.
02:01She's really cute.
02:03Whoa, all these white one guards.
02:05What are you guys doing on here?
02:08Okay, so.
02:09You guys get to meet my bestie.
02:14I'm gonna name him Falcor right now.
02:17This is my bestie.
02:23So, oh, and he glows, so I'm pretty much like Gandalf.
02:27Uh, Shadowfax for now.
02:30Pretty sweet!
02:31Leap!
02:32Ho ho!
02:34So, we're go-
02:35Oh!
02:37The V is the dragon.
02:40It's the Charizard.
02:46Fuck you!
02:49Oops.
02:50Yeah.
02:51Ow!
02:52Apparently I can't equip to the sink.
03:02Where is Charizard?
03:04I would like to know.
03:07Oh my god, he is attacking my unicorn.
03:09My unicorn's like, fuck all of you.
03:11No!
03:14My unicorn does not give a fuck.
03:17I understand, thank you.
03:20I understand, thank you.
03:23Hey!
03:25Stop that!
03:28Hiiii!
03:30Hiiii!
03:32Okay!
03:37Sure.
03:41And then!
03:50I'm scared!
03:51Oh my god, I can't get close to his face.
03:53I am so pissed off.
03:58I'mma kill someone.
03:59I hate you!
04:01I hate you!
04:02I hate you!
04:07I hate you!
04:09I hate you!
04:10It's so annoying!
04:13Aw, Charizard is tiny and I killed him!
04:18Pokebook Char-
04:20Oh shit!
04:22I got the Charizard!
04:23Can I sum-
04:24I have an arrow in my face.
04:27Anyway.
04:28Anyway, as I was saying, I'm going to bleed-fall-sparrow now, and I'm going the wrong way.
04:56I've been playing Skyrim for like months straight, and literally, this is the most exciting Skyrim
05:03has been.
05:05Ever.
05:06I got the frickin' Charizard within the first, like, ten minutes of playing, like, how
05:11cool is that?
05:12It's so pretty.
05:14And it's the Misty Mountain.
05:17Hmm.
05:18Okay, Unicorn, I leave you here for a moment.
05:27We're gonna do some sneaking on these bitches.
05:29You can see her butt, and it is damn nice.
05:32Is she wearing a G-string?
05:40Yes!
05:41Ho ho!
05:42Bitches!
05:46I think I shot him in the wiener.
05:51You don't even know what happened.
05:54You scared?
05:56Ho ho!
05:57Do you catch that?
05:58Bitch!
05:59Ho ho ho!
06:00Armpit.
06:00Armpit shot.
06:02Unicorn.
06:03That bird.
06:06I saw it.
06:08I saw it.
06:12I got it!
06:15Uh oh.
06:17Oh, come on.
06:19I'm sorry!
06:22Oh, one thing I have to show you guys.
06:29This is possibly the best mod I've ever seen in my life.
06:35Ready?
06:35Oh.
06:36This.
06:38Do it!
06:55Okay.
06:58Anyway.
07:04I'm so frustrated.
07:06Okay.
07:07I'm sorry.
07:08I was completely just not even...
07:10Not lore friendly or anything.
07:18Hey!
07:19Eash!
07:23I can't do you right now.
07:25I'm killing the spider.
07:26Uh oh.
07:28Please, no.
07:31I...
07:31Get closer.
07:32Let it...
07:33Get closer.
07:33HELLO!
07:37This is the point of view with the stack on my head!
07:42Stupid maps.
07:47Okay.
07:50Maybe the spider won't see me.
07:55Heheh, he goes.
07:57Uh oh.
08:00Get it away!
08:02Hey! Get away from me!
08:06Ew!
08:14I hate this place.
08:20My health is, like, really, really low.
08:26Stupid!
08:32I hate you!
08:37What is this ribcage's torso doing?
08:42It's the magical torso!
08:45I hate you, stupid.
08:56Gonna kill you!
08:59Uh-oh.
09:02I missed.
09:04Ah!
09:07Ha ha ha!
09:09Stupid!
09:17Stupid, you fell out of your bed!
09:21Stupid! Uh-oh.
09:25Please walk into that trap door thing.
09:31He did.
09:35I almost walked into the trap.
09:41Oh, you faker.
09:42This guy's totally alive.
09:46Uh-oh.
09:49I'm scared.
09:52Get away!
09:54Get away!
09:55Yay!
09:57Ha ha ha ha!
10:01Ha ha ha ha!
10:04Ha ha ha ha!
10:07Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
10:08I don't know what just happened!
10:11Ha ha ha ha!
10:12Gonna see you!
10:14Gonna see you!
10:15Gonna see you in the wiener!
10:17Wiener shot!
10:19Another wiener shot!
10:23Hey you!
10:25Wake up!
10:28Boom!
10:31You dead!
10:36Activate my hole!
10:38The keyhole!
10:41I forgot to put on the other end today.
10:46I was sitting here and I thought I farted.
10:50But then I was like, oh.
10:53I don't know.
10:54Sometimes...
10:55I worry about my...
10:59I know you're in there, mister!
11:03I'm kinda scared of him.
11:06I don't like you-
11:08Oh my god, I really don't like you.
11:09I should've saved.
11:13Help me.
11:15Help me!
11:16I hate you!
11:25I hate you!
11:30I hate you!
11:31I hate you!
11:33I hate you!
11:34I hate you!
11:34I hate you!
11:40It hurts my...
11:43cleaner!
11:46Go away!
11:49Little bit...
11:50Wiener!
11:51Go away!
11:51I hate you!
11:54I hate you!
11:55I hate you!
11:57Anyway...
11:57So, um...
11:59I am gonna cut it off here because I've been filming for like an hour.
12:03Um...
12:03But, I will be making more videos and playing other games and stuff.
12:09But I hope this is okay for a first video.
12:12So, um...
12:14Before I go, I wanna see what happens when I learn my Pokebook.
12:20Come on Charizard!
12:24You having some trouble walking?
12:26You having some trouble walking?
12:35His feet are coming out of his back!
12:38Oh no!
12:40He's just getting more than that!
12:43Stop!
12:48Just...
12:49Just stop Charizard.
12:50You're gonna hurt yourself.
12:51Help!
12:51I'm stuck in you!
12:55Okay.
12:56That's good enough Charizard.
12:58Just leave it with that, man.
13:00Anyway.
13:01I love you guys and thank you for watching my first video on my new gaming channel.
13:06Okay.
13:06I love you!
13:07Bye!
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