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My Dad Is Poseidon - Full Episode (ENGSUB) | fantasía moderna
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug!
00:15Your launch today, beach!
00:36I can't believe this is a good game.
00:46I can't believe this is a good game.
00:48I can't believe it, but it's a good game.
00:52I can't believe it.
01:03filthy scavengers when lord poseidon ruled the deep you sky rats swore never to breach the
01:09surface poseidon fish food ages ago
01:40sire zeus's people just breached your outer barrier i'm retired don't bring that crap to my door
01:51sire
02:07who the hell broke my new console i'm gonna go deal with that bastard
02:12sire you're finally stepping in
02:28go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:32my king even poseidon himself would still be
02:36fit to shine my boots
02:58what did you do turn me back right now
03:05sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command
03:09lead us against olympus we beg you
03:11zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by clamadia for years i'm retired i don't waste
03:16breath on crazy people
03:25screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:34fight
03:41get your hands off me creep
03:43sorry i didn't mean to
03:50wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nintz doing here
03:58he's just a regular human a total nerd
04:01damn it the aphrodisiant's kicking in
04:14you're burning up down here way harder than i pictured
04:18i was drugged this whole thing is dylan's sick setup if
04:24i don't mate someone before the timer runs out i die i really need this guy
04:32god damn
04:35you really know how to flip my switch
04:45i need more a lot more
04:55don't stop
04:56get harder
04:58squeeze me tighter
05:07what the hell did you do to me last night
05:11hey
05:12i put in a lot of work don't tell me you forgot
05:16leora i know you're in there nowhere left to run
05:19god damn it he tracked me
05:34leora
05:35you're my fiance
05:37you belong with me come home
05:39get away
05:41dylan
05:43as the leader of the stature you actually drugged me
05:50why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt
05:54you slept with someone
05:56who screwed up my plan
05:58oh so you're the genius who roofed her
06:03newsflash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:06you talking to the boss like that punk
06:14so you're the loser who ruined everything
06:17you actually fuck this beach bomb shut in
06:27touch him again and you'll regret it
06:29her body's tainted now
06:30but her blood still has value
06:31can't push too hard yet
06:35i won't kill him
06:37but you're coming with me leora
06:41babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:50forget today ever happened
06:52go back to your life
07:06seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:19those assholes are back already
07:21what are you talking about
07:29hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer
07:32either get the hell out of this water
07:33or kneel and call me daddy
07:36dylan who speak up man my ears are shot
07:38keep acting tough
07:39jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:42even narius's seafo give him a wide burp
07:56you asked for this
08:11you one-shotted pants top an orcer
08:13who the hell are you
08:26asshole using my divine power to barbecue
08:29hope you die alone and miserable
08:32what are you whining about
08:35nothing
08:35heat's too low
08:36sprinkle this and baste it again
08:44molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:51huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:59mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea
09:02is that why he never comes to see me
09:04yeah baby
09:06but he retired recently
09:08we're gonna find him now
09:18i'm badly wounded
09:20i don't have much time
09:22find lily's real father
09:24leave her with him
09:25i just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:46there it is
09:54liara's wounded bad
09:56drag them both back to the dylan
09:57lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that
10:06nothing
10:07just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago
10:14you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter
10:19we need you now
10:22so you're my dad
10:23you're actually pretty handsome
10:25this aura
10:26she's got my blood
10:34who did this
10:35don't worry about it
10:37just keep lily safe
10:43mommy
10:44mommy
11:02it's too late boss
11:04her heartbeats fading fast
11:20somebody help me
11:35give me a name
11:36give me a name leora
11:36who did this
11:38i'm going to tear them apart
11:42it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06you're my fiancee
12:08my property
12:08you filthy whore
12:10spread your legs for some straight dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:23no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins
12:29even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless
12:42diving near a shipwreck
12:43my fault
12:44shipwreck
12:46those cuts are surgical leora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy
12:55stay out of it
12:56boss
12:58soup's ready
13:05if i don't make it
13:07promise me you'll take care of lily
13:09she's all we have left
13:11she's safe
13:13now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:23jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap
13:29i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:38try it
13:50these ingredients
13:51where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:29gulp you down and my power doubles
14:40i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:45this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:58you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:08you
15:09or lily
15:10jack i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19lily's in trouble
15:27i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:47huge
16:06that's the point
16:09that's not the pasture
16:11and when you're a cat
16:11great
16:14and
16:15and
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster
17:48off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:25i don't think i'm doing so
18:32oh my god
18:39i don't think i'm going to try to do this
18:45i don't think i'm going to try to do this
18:46no
18:46no
18:46no
18:46no
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:25some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:48you're in hades territory asshole
21:02poseidon
21:12is hades still breathing
21:14if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:21who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:38you know who i am hades's ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hated staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:30one
22:32two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now
23:21you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets
24:00let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you
24:33dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy who's the ugly goat man
24:43hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter
24:54don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down
25:16surrender now
25:18i'll go with you on one condition
25:21let my daughter go
25:23no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine
25:38you die
25:46my poison fog
25:48the more you fight
25:50the faster it rots you from the inside
25:52give up
25:54you've gone too far
25:56even if i die today
25:58i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:04poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her
26:12come at me
26:13feisty one
26:15dylan wants you dead
26:17but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face
26:29all mine now
26:34let my mommy go
26:35you bastard
26:43lily
26:44lily
26:45run
26:46get out of here
26:51serve me well
26:52and i might let her run a little longer
27:13your hands off her
27:24you touch my woman
27:25you're a dead man
27:32jack
27:34what the hell just happened
27:39you okay babe
27:40so you're the boyfriend
27:42too bad
27:43i'll snap every bone in your body
27:45with one hand
28:02jack
28:03keep lily safe
28:04long as i'm here
28:05you don't lose
28:07shut up
28:07and go
28:08now
28:20if i pull this vine
28:22the whole cliff
28:23goes with us demon
28:25run all you want
28:27my pack tears you both apart
28:41no
28:42no
28:45no
28:46no
28:47no
28:47no
28:48no
29:09Oh, my God.
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
31:03Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn. You take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:51Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:01No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just...
32:25Let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:48Jack, where's Lily?
32:52Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now, and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:24I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekethra?
34:51The coastal legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me.
35:21They're here for me.
35:21Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack.
35:27Look around.
35:27We're surrounded.
35:28We could actually die here.
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:04The Son of the Sea Directive
36:05You should do no more elementos before the Lord of the Sea.
36:06It's one of those that are so successful….
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