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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss, Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you, Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me,
00:00:31and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby!
00:00:40You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:56What, are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I run you over.
00:01:03Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just another
00:01:07one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my God, did she seriously just
00:01:12say that? Not gonna lie, though. Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one-night stand.
00:01:18Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out.
00:01:26I was drugged out of my fucking mind, and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please,
00:01:31give me a chance. Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have
00:01:40hurt the baby! One more lie, and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:01:45Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:01:52Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my God, she's so cooked. That locket is, like, super important to Chris.
00:02:12Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:35I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay?
00:02:37It was an accident.
00:02:39But it's nothing compared to what you did.
00:02:40Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like.
00:02:47I don't need an apology.
00:02:50Just get out of my sight.
00:03:10You're proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today, just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:15Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:26Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister?
00:03:39I'm not going to have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:42Wait, Dad, is she, like, my real sister?
00:03:45Yes. All right.
00:03:50Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:54Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please, come in. Come in.
00:04:04Wait, let me take this for you.
00:04:09Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world. I just want you to think of this house
00:04:15as your home.
00:04:16I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not going to, you know, replace him, but hopefully I can be
00:04:21a good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:26And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you, when it's, why don't I introduce you to your
00:04:32brother?
00:04:32He's going to love you, I am sure of it. Chris, come down. Your sister's here.
00:04:42It's you.
00:04:43It's you?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect.
00:04:55I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip, so this punk here
00:04:59is going to watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice. Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:36I'm Abigail.
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine, then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway, because you're a deadbeat who knocks
00:06:00up girls, then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you.
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best.
00:06:17At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
00:06:28Oh, why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:31I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My craw!
00:06:38My craw!
00:06:54What? I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis.
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I...
00:07:08A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:16Oh.
00:07:18You want it back?
00:07:19You're going to have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're going to live in my house, it's going to be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one.
00:07:27In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:07:32No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two.
00:07:36You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:41And the third?
00:07:43How about this?
00:07:44You owe me one.
00:07:46Oh, you won?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that going to be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:10I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:17Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my God!
00:08:24I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is going to be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33How, so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella.
00:08:37She's a beloved member of this household.
00:08:39Thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're going to have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I?
00:08:49She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what?
00:08:51If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right, Bella?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:58You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all.
00:09:02Whatever.
00:09:03I don't want to ride from you anyway.
00:09:05Again with the attitude.
00:09:07Also, one more thing.
00:09:09There's really no bus stops on the street, and Ubers take forever to get here.
00:09:12So, who knows?
00:09:13You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:16Ciao.
00:09:18Uh, go over there.
00:09:21Chew!
00:09:34Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:09:46Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:54And that is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:29Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:10:33What's your name again?
00:10:34Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie.
00:10:37Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:44Oh, please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:48I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay, then, I guess.
00:10:54You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:56Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:11What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:13Wow!
00:11:14Fine.
00:11:15My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:30What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:37A fruity bra.
00:11:39I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:44Nope.
00:11:46I need a serious glow-up.
00:11:47No more of this childish shit.
00:12:02Okay, that's a good boy.
00:12:05No, these are not toys.
00:12:07These are toys!
00:12:09These are toys!
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:25And the fruity bra to Lacey Thomas.
00:12:27I've got to say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:33Sorry about that.
00:12:33Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:35Nope.
00:12:36Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:39And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:44Oh my God, don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49It has nothing to do with you.
00:12:50I was just shopping for Kylie's party, and I just bought some underwear, too, while I was at it.
00:12:54That's all.
00:12:55I told you not to go to that party.
00:12:58You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:59Back off.
00:13:00I can be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:27I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:13:33Hey, look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not...
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:54Last time I'm going to tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:57Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:59Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think.
00:14:03I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:05Don't talk shit about my friend.
00:14:07Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:08You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Hold on.
00:14:25Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:32Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:38Come on, Kris.
00:14:39Get a hold of yourself.
00:14:40She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie, I'm here.
00:14:57Hey, Abigail.
00:14:59What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:13Aw, you must have misunderstood me.
00:15:16But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:18Is this for me?
00:15:19Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice?
00:15:26What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:28If you're going to show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:34It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:37No, don't go.
00:15:39You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand.
00:15:56I thought you wanted to be my friend.
00:15:58Why would you do this to me?
00:15:59Friends?
00:16:00With you?
00:16:01My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend.
00:16:06Oh, I get it now.
00:16:08You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey, guys.
00:16:14Check out my new friend, Abbe Fail.
00:16:17She sucks just as much as her stupid name.
00:16:20Aw, say cheese.
00:16:22Dance, Abbe Fail.
00:16:23Kylie, stop.
00:16:25Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abbe Fail.
00:16:52Get off me.
00:16:53Leave me alone.
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louie taste?
00:17:08Chris was right.
00:17:09You're the worst.
00:17:10I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:18Friendly showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:20Let's be real.
00:17:21You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of Chris.
00:17:24That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:28You slut!
00:17:29You're actually delusional.
00:17:31And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Because I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:36Hmm?
00:17:36Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:38How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50This doesn't feel right.
00:17:51I gotta go find her.
00:17:53Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey, man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please let go!
00:18:04I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:08Enough bitching!
00:18:09Come on, guys.
00:18:10She's drunk off that Louie, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:18:28My dress is too heavy, I'm sinking!
00:18:33Look at you, laying like a drowning dog.
00:18:43Help me!
00:18:45Somebody help me!
00:18:47Aw, cry all you want.
00:18:49This is my house.
00:18:51No one's coming to see you.
00:18:56Oh my god, look at her.
00:18:57This is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:19:02Abigail!
00:19:32Chris.
00:19:33I'm sorry I'm late.
00:19:34Are you alright?
00:19:41Chris, you were just having a little fun with her?
00:19:43Fun, huh?
00:19:50How about now?
00:19:51You still having fun?
00:19:53What the fuck?
00:20:00Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:06She's mine.
00:20:07You mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:11Come on, let's go.
00:20:12Come on, let's go.
00:20:12Let's go.
00:20:13Come on.
00:20:30Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:33And your dress is soaked.
00:20:34We gotta get this thing off.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:37Hey, Abigail.
00:20:39Wake up.
00:20:41Don't feel good.
00:20:42She's so drunk.
00:20:44Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:46Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes.
00:20:49Okay?
00:20:57Chris?
00:20:59Yeah?
00:21:00Did you say something?
00:21:12Abigail.
00:21:13Uncle Pat, I mean, Dad.
00:21:16Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:19Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:21Mm-hmm.
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:24Mm-mm.
00:21:28Abigail, are you alright?
00:21:29Is something wrong?
00:21:36Abigail!
00:21:54Stay calm.
00:21:56She's your sister.
00:21:57You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot, too?
00:22:01Oh, my God.
00:22:02She's so drunk.
00:22:04And hot.
00:22:10It's really hot in here.
00:22:11Let me help you cool down.
00:22:15Oh, oh.
00:22:23Shh.
00:22:24Don't.
00:22:26Don't.
00:22:29Don't.
00:22:30Don't.
00:22:43I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:46I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:46I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:55Don't touch my lips.
00:22:58And are you hard?
00:23:01What is wrong with me?
00:23:03Why do I want my sister?
00:23:06Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:07Look, you're right.
00:23:08Kylie's the worst.
00:23:10I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:11Thank God you were there to save me.
00:23:14It was kind of sweet.
00:23:15Stop this.
00:23:16You can't want this.
00:23:18You can't.
00:23:19She's your sister.
00:23:45God, what am I doing?
00:23:47Kissing my sister?
00:23:48Have I lost my damn mind?
00:24:01Chris.
00:24:16I'll have you.
00:24:27I'll have you.
00:24:31Oh, Chris.
00:24:33Oh, Chris.
00:24:35Oh, Chris.
00:24:37Yes.
00:24:39Yes.
00:24:45Oh, my God.
00:24:48How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:24:51Oh, my God.
00:24:59Oh, my God.
00:24:59Oh, my God.
00:24:59Oh, my God.
00:25:29Oh, shit.
00:25:30I actually want that to happen.
00:25:41Hey, get back here.
00:25:43Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:25:44Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:51Eat up, kiddo.
00:25:52There's plenty to go around.
00:25:54There's plenty to go around.
00:26:05I know that you found somewhere better
00:26:08To lay your head at night
00:26:10You better love your ride
00:26:12Let's come by me
00:26:14There's not much to tell her
00:26:15What's your teller?
00:26:16That's an oversight
00:26:18Over overnight
00:26:24You're so hot
00:26:28What?
00:26:30Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:34Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:35Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:40Fuck, stay cool, stay cool
00:26:42Don't let Dad find out
00:26:43Ah, no
00:26:45I meant Bella
00:26:46Which must be
00:26:48Hot sitting under the table
00:26:49Um
00:26:51Hey, we're gonna be late
00:26:52We gotta go
00:26:53Hey
00:26:54Wait for your sister
00:27:03Remember rule number one?
00:27:05Yep
00:27:06Total strangers
00:27:07Got it
00:27:08Good
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:26Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:30What the fuck?
00:27:31He's never driven any girl to school
00:27:33Like ever
00:27:34Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:36As if
00:27:37She's probably just another dumb bitch
00:27:38Trying to cling to him
00:27:39God, he always attracts
00:27:40The most desperate, trashy sluts
00:27:42Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:28:08Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:10Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school
00:28:12Dude, nothing's going on between us, alright?
00:28:15Absolutely nothing at all
00:28:19All right, ladies, in the pool first
00:28:21Boys, warm up
00:28:44Hey, stop!
00:28:46Seriously!
00:28:47Oops, sorry!
00:28:48It's just so crowded in here, it's just so crowded in here, you know?
00:28:50Totally an accident
00:29:06Oh shit, my top is gone
00:29:13Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:16Okay, ladies, that's time
00:29:18Boys, you're up
00:29:23Oh no!
00:29:24I think we're missing someone
00:29:26Pretty sure it's Abigail
00:29:32Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:35Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:43No freaking way
00:29:44Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:46Don't worry, girly
00:29:47We'll record this iconic moment for you
00:29:49She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on
00:29:52What a fucking slut
00:29:54Can you please give it back?
00:29:56Uh-oh, you're too far away
00:29:58I can't throw it all the way over there
00:30:00I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you
00:30:03Hey, boy!
00:30:05Abigail's bikini top fell off
00:30:06And she needs a hand putting it back on
00:30:09Any volunteers?
00:30:13Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:15What?
00:30:16You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:18Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold
00:30:20All the guys are gonna see your tits
00:30:22We all know that's exactly what she wants
00:30:24Let's help her out then
00:30:26Schoolgirl skinny dips during class
00:30:28That's so going viral
00:30:34Holy shit
00:30:36What are these?
00:30:37Double Ds?
00:30:39Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips
00:30:42What should I do?
00:30:46Oh, yeah
00:30:46I'm gonna give it to her
00:30:48They won't see me if I'm underwater
00:30:56God, she's so pathetic
00:30:57Oh, Abigail
00:30:58Ready or not
00:30:59Here I come
00:31:04Stay away from her, you son of a bitch
00:31:15Oh, you son of a bitch
00:31:17Oh, boy
00:31:21Oh, boy
00:31:22Oh, boy
00:31:22Oh, boy
00:31:23Oh, boy
00:31:23Oh, boy
00:31:23Oh, boy
00:31:57Everyone, turn around now!
00:32:05You're safe, man.
00:32:11Again?
00:32:12Wait, Chris, don't get me wrong.
00:32:14I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:15I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you, you touch her again,
00:32:21I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:45No one's ever made me feel like this before,
00:32:47but she's my sister.
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me.
00:32:56Again.
00:32:57No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:59Does Chris like me?
00:33:01Even just a little?
00:33:02Abigail?
00:33:04I need to see him.
00:33:06I need to think him properly.
00:33:12Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask,
00:33:14uh, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:19Great.
00:33:19Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:21Look, bro, I know you,
00:33:23and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:25Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:30You happy now?
00:33:30For real?
00:33:32Nice.
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:36Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:37She's super cute.
00:33:39She has an insane body.
00:33:41She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're trippin'.
00:33:45Abigail, she's got a shitty personality,
00:33:47and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest, flat ass,
00:33:51scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:52Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:58He only helped you,
00:33:59because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back,
00:34:05but now that I know she's just your sister,
00:34:08I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:10Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:11Alright, see you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:28Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:29I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No.
00:34:32No, no, no, no, dude.
00:34:32You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:35Get out.
00:34:38Get out.
00:34:41Get out, dude.
00:34:44Hey.
00:34:51What are you guys doing?
00:34:58Uh, Abigail.
00:35:02Want to go to the movies?
00:35:03Just me and you?
00:35:08No, Abigail.
00:35:10Don't go.
00:35:17Bro, you're trippin'.
00:35:19Abigail, she's got a shitty personality,
00:35:21and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Chris Lawrence.
00:35:24Just watch.
00:35:26I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:28Sounds fun.
00:35:28I'm down.
00:35:30Just...
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:45Abigail.
00:35:47What are you doing in here?
00:35:48I have to change.
00:35:49Get out.
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:59Because...
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:05You are unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out.
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body,
00:36:12but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:14Because I am.
00:36:15I know I am.
00:36:16Get out.
00:36:17That's not...
00:36:17That's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out.
00:36:24Damn it.
00:36:24Why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:30But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit.
00:36:35I should apologize to her…
00:36:39What is this summer?
00:36:43I'm a man
00:36:44I'm good
00:36:44I'm good
00:36:49This is my mother
00:36:50Well...
00:36:51I'm good
00:36:55I'm good
00:36:56You!
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:10I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:19Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:37:22He's just going to end up hurting you.
00:37:23You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:26Like with me.
00:37:27I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:40Because it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:47Fuck!
00:37:48Fuck!
00:38:01Fuck!
00:38:06Ha ha ha!
00:38:09Ha!
00:38:28Like the movie?
00:38:32Do you like the...
00:38:51Don't mind him.
00:38:54Have some more popcorn.
00:39:15What the fuck?
00:39:16Sorry man, my hand slipped.
00:39:21Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:25Jeez.
00:39:27I'm a mess.
00:39:28I'm sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:31That's okay.
00:39:32I still had a nice time.
00:39:41What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:43What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and settling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:49Hey, you've got something right there.
00:39:52Did I get it?
00:39:54No, not quite.
00:39:56Hold on.
00:39:59What the fuck?
00:40:10No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:11This is whack.
00:40:12My sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:18I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:19Yeah.
00:40:27Does she actually like him?
00:40:37Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:40Listen.
00:40:44You're really cute.
00:41:10Why?
00:41:10Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:16I, um, I'm just not feeling too good, so I'm gonna head home.
00:41:24You're the first person to ever turn me down, Abigail.
00:41:28That only makes me want you more.
00:41:33Morning, son.
00:41:35Morning.
00:41:36And Chris, make sure your calendar's clear next weekend.
00:41:38We're gonna go visit the graves of Abigail's parents.
00:41:42What did you say?
00:41:43Gross, Chris.
00:41:45Wait, no, no, no.
00:41:46What did you say?
00:41:46You said her parents died?
00:41:48What do you mean?
00:41:48Aren't you her parents?
00:41:49You said she was my sister.
00:41:51Chris, I am not playing these games with you today.
00:41:52No, no, Dad, I'm being serious.
00:41:55Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:59Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:42:02No, of course not.
00:42:03Abigail is the daughter of my best friend.
00:42:05He and his wife died in the line of duty.
00:42:10Oh, I knew it.
00:42:13God, I knew it.
00:42:14I'm not a freak.
00:42:19Well, I don't know about that.
00:42:21Then the story starts to wrap up.
00:42:23Hero comes home a changed person.
00:42:25So who can answer?
00:42:27What are the three different parts in a play?
00:42:30When he's not talking, he's really not that bad.
00:42:40Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:42:43God, as soon as I find out, she's actually not my sister.
00:42:45She falls head over heels for my best bro.
00:42:47Fucking perfect.
00:42:49Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:54Abigail, answer the question.
00:42:57I, um, I, I, I, I, I choose B.
00:43:10My question was what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:15Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:43:18Yes, Miss Bella.
00:43:24Still an asshole.
00:43:29What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:38Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:43:41I'm telling dad you're a big fat boy.
00:43:43Oh my God, Evie Everett is back.
00:43:47Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:48Oh, Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:51Oh, the one in the photo.
00:43:53The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:43:55Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:43:57Back then, Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class and back every day.
00:44:01He stuck to her like glue.
00:44:03Then, two years ago, Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:44:06She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:44:08Isn't she awesome?
00:44:11She sounds incredible.
00:44:34Evie's back!
00:44:35Our Queen Bee's back!
00:44:48Oh my God, they're so cute.
00:44:52Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:54So she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:44:57She's flawless.
00:44:58I've never seen anyone so gorgeous, so graceful.
00:45:02See, that's Evie.
00:45:04The only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:45:06She's everything that you're not.
00:45:09Hey guys!
00:45:10Look what we have here.
00:45:14It's a sweet little love letter.
00:45:19Your teasing drives me mad.
00:45:21You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:45:23But I still want you so bad.
00:45:28You're stubborn, you're annoying.
00:45:30But your smile's my undoing.
00:45:32I think I really like you.
00:45:36You kept me up last night thinking about that kiss.
00:45:39I'd give you my first time.
00:45:41And let you show me, please!
00:45:43Kylie, stop it!
00:45:44Give it back!
00:45:45Kylie, give it back to me!
00:45:46Abigail, your kindergarten love poems are so cute!
00:45:50No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:45:51Go on.
00:45:52Tell us.
00:45:53Who exactly are you gonna lose it to?
00:45:57Who exactly are you planning to give it to?
00:45:59Give it back to me!
00:46:04Kylie, cut it out!
00:46:07Wow, Abigail.
00:46:09Didn't know you had it in you.
00:46:10Miss Goody Two Shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:15No.
00:46:16No, it's not what you think.
00:46:17Don't be shy, girl.
00:46:18Share with the class.
00:46:22Who is that letter for?
00:46:24Oscar or Chris?
00:46:29Is Abigail's love letter?
00:46:31For me?
00:46:34The letter is...
00:46:35Speak up!
00:46:36Oh my god!
00:46:38Was I right?
00:46:39You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:46:41Tell everyone.
00:46:43Tell Oscar.
00:46:44Who's Chris to you?
00:46:51I'm the one who-
00:46:52Chris is my brother!
00:47:02Chris is my brother.
00:47:05And-
00:47:06And-
00:47:06And this letter is...
00:47:07For Oscar.
00:47:10Really?
00:47:11Cause I've already cut it bad for you, Abigail.
00:47:19Fuck!
00:47:20I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:47:27I'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:47:31Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:47:39I wanna go home.
00:47:40I wanna go home.
00:47:41It's okay.
00:47:42I'll get you home.
00:47:45Abigail, your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:47:55Hey, Abigail.
00:47:57You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:48:00Is it true?
00:48:01I-
00:48:02Abigail, you don't have to be shy.
00:48:04I'll say it again.
00:48:06I like you.
00:48:09I just need you to say it.
00:48:12Do you like me too?
00:48:15I-
00:48:16I-
00:48:17I-
00:48:25My brother.
00:48:26He-
00:48:27He doesn't have an umbrella.
00:48:28So I-
00:48:28I should probably go home.
00:48:30It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:48:32Get home safe, okay?
00:48:43Are you crazy?
00:48:45It's storming out here.
00:48:46Why are you just standing under the pouring rain?
00:48:47The rain didn't stop you from floating with Oscar.
00:48:51He was just walking me home, okay?
00:48:52That's all.
00:48:53That's all?
00:48:55Please.
00:48:56Everyone knows you guys like each other.
00:48:58I mean, didn't you write him those love poems?
00:49:00Uh, aren't you obsessed with them?
00:49:02Why are being so difficult?
00:49:03Let-
00:49:04Let's just go inside and we can talk about it, okay?
00:49:06We can go inside.
00:49:09If you agree to my third rule.
00:49:11What?
00:49:12Rule number one.
00:49:13In public, we're complete strangers.
00:49:16I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:49:18No way.
00:49:19Okay, easy peasy.
00:49:20Rule number two.
00:49:21You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:49:28Rule number three.
00:49:29No more Oscar.
00:49:31You're mine.
00:49:44That was my first kiss.
00:49:46Huh.
00:49:52Tactically not your first.
00:49:54What do you mean?
00:49:56Never mind.
00:49:58Abigail.
00:49:59I want you.
00:50:29Chris.
00:50:31Maybe we shouldn't.
00:50:32Your- your dad's gonna be home any minute.
00:50:34No, no, no.
00:50:35Don't worry.
00:50:35He's gone on a fishing trip.
00:50:36He's not gonna be back tonight.
00:50:48Chris, I-
00:50:55Chris, I-
00:50:56Chris, I-
00:50:58I-
00:50:59I don't know how.
00:51:02It's all right, Abs.
00:51:03You're doing amazing.
00:51:18I want you to feel me.
00:51:30God, he's so hard.
00:51:35Sorry, did I do something wrong?
00:51:38Did I do something wrong?
00:51:39No.
00:51:41You're doing amazing, Abs.
00:51:49Now, uh, let me return the favor.
00:51:54Wait, maybe-
00:51:55Maybe we shouldn't.
00:51:57It's okay.
00:51:58You can trust me.
00:52:00Am I really gonna lose my virginity to Chris, my adopted brother?
00:52:09No.
00:52:15Look at me.
00:52:27Kids, wait till you see what I got.
00:52:31Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:34Dad.
00:52:36Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:39Dad.
00:52:40I'm just, uh, just exercising.
00:52:43Exercise?
00:52:44God, please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home.
00:52:50Oh shit, what am I gonna do?
00:52:52What?
00:52:52No, no, no.
00:52:53I would never.
00:52:54Dad, come on, you gotta believe me.
00:52:56You're my dad.
00:52:56Yeah, I'm your dad, so I know what you're like.
00:53:00What's this?
00:53:06What's this?
00:53:09Uh, it's a napkin.
00:53:11Napkin.
00:53:11Napkin.
00:53:11A napkin, yeah.
00:53:12I was, um, I was eating dinner.
00:53:14Sorry, Dad, on the couch.
00:53:15I know I'm not supposed to do that.
00:53:17Um, what happened again?
00:53:21Whew.
00:53:22Whew, Dad.
00:53:24I think you, you smell like fish from the trip.
00:53:25Uh, I think you should, you should go shower.
00:53:27Abigail's gonna be home any second here.
00:53:29Really? I stink?
00:53:30I don't, I don't smell anything.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35Yeah, alright.
00:53:40I thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest.
00:53:46Look, maybe, maybe we should just tell him.
00:53:50Uh, isn't that moving a little too fast?
00:53:52I mean, is it?
00:53:53He's your dad too, and shit, at this point he likes you, but he likes me.
00:53:57I think he'd be really happy if we found out we were together.
00:54:01Chris, do you actually like me?
00:54:08Chris, do you actually like me?
00:54:11Because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy, and now you want to make it official.
00:54:15So what's with the 180?
00:54:17Abigail, I gotta be honest.
00:54:19Up until recently, I thought, I thought you were my real sister.
00:54:25Like, my blood sister.
00:54:28What?
00:54:29Oh my God! Chris, that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my entire life!
00:54:36Oh my God, you are silly! You are so silly!
00:54:39Alright, alright.
00:54:40Okay, okay! I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop.
00:54:45Idiot.
00:54:46A lovable idiot.
00:54:51That's my girl.
00:54:53What you looking at?
00:54:55Ah, nothing.
00:54:57Listen Chris, I need you to keep your Playboy ways out of this house.
00:55:02You and Abigail aren't happy.
00:55:05What?
00:55:05What are you talking about?
00:55:07Listen, Abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own.
00:55:10It was literally his dying wish.
00:55:13And as a guardian, I can't let her date a boy like you.
00:55:16What's that supposed to mean? What, I'm not good enough for her?
00:55:19No, you're not.
00:55:20I mean, you get into fights, you sneak into clubs.
00:55:23You were suspended last semester.
00:55:25Abigail is on her way to Harvard.
00:55:27She's out of your league, son.
00:55:45What's wrong?
00:55:46What if someone sees us?
00:55:48What's wrong with that?
00:55:49What, what, am I not, do you not think I'm good enough for you?
00:55:51What? No, of course not.
00:55:52It's just, yesterday I told everyone that we were siblings.
00:56:00You're right.
00:56:01You're right.
00:56:01You're right.
00:56:02I'm sorry.
00:56:02I, I shouldn't be so sensitive.
00:56:13You're right.
00:56:14See, Evie?
00:56:14I was right.
00:56:16They're not actually siblings.
00:56:17I mean, you've known Chris for like ever, right?
00:56:20Since when did he have a sister?
00:56:22Maybe they're just like, really close.
00:56:24It's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well.
00:56:29Abigail, is it?
00:56:30You think you can steal my man and get away with it?
00:56:34Not a goddamn chance.
00:56:41I guess Chris likes me more than I thought.
00:56:51Oh!
00:56:52My necklace!
00:56:56That locket.
00:57:02Oh, this?
00:57:05Two years ago, right before I left for England, Chris gave me this locket as a promise.
00:57:10Look, it even has a picture of us in it, see?
00:57:15He said they're a matching pair, just like us.
00:57:18And that he would wear it every day.
00:57:20And that I should too.
00:57:21So that way, every time I look at it, I'll think of him.
00:57:24He said that way, everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever.
00:57:29Love...
00:57:30Love you forever?
00:57:31I know it sounds kinda cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart, but...
00:57:35I can tell he really means it.
00:57:37And you're his sister, right?
00:57:39You know how he is.
00:57:49Oh, Abigail.
00:57:51You are dumber than I thought.
00:57:53A basic bitch like you could never take Chris away from me.
00:57:59It even has a picture of us in it, see?
00:58:01He would wear it every day.
00:58:03And that I should too.
00:58:04So that way, every time I look at it, I'll think of him.
00:58:07No.
00:58:09No, it's fine.
00:58:10Chris wouldn't lie to me like that.
00:58:16Oh my gosh, does that dumb bitch actually think Chris is into her?
00:58:21What a joke.
00:58:22Just wait till she hears the truth.
00:58:24What are you talking about?
00:58:26You think anyone really believes you're Chris's sister?
00:58:29We know exactly what's going on between you and Chris.
00:58:32Wanna know what you are to him?
00:58:34You're a bet.
00:58:36A bet.
00:58:40A bet?
00:58:43Yup.
00:58:44Ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with Evie, he's hated your guts.
00:58:48You really think he likes you?
00:58:50Chris has been in love with Evie this whole time.
00:58:52Chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months.
00:58:55He said if it worked, he would dump your ass right away.
00:59:00Oh look, you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks.
00:59:04Yeah, and Evie doesn't even know about the bet.
00:59:07Chris will seriously do anything for her.
00:59:19Tell me the truth.
00:59:20Did you make a bet about me?
00:59:22You found out?
00:59:26Listen, listen.
00:59:27I can explain.
00:59:28We thought it'd be funny if I-
00:59:31Answer one more question.
00:59:32This locket.
00:59:34The person you wear that for.
00:59:35Are you gonna love them forever and ever?
00:59:37Right?
00:59:38Right?
00:59:39Yeah, but it's-
00:59:41Okay, I've heard enough.
00:59:42I hate you, Chris.
00:59:47Dude, did you tell Abigail about our bet?
00:59:50You know, the one that I'd get into Harvard instead of her?
00:59:53Everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades.
00:59:57So I told them we have a bet.
01:00:01Look, I'll go apologize to Abigail, alright?
01:00:04That's on me.
01:00:05He said he wants you to help me get settled in.
01:00:08You know, with me being new here and all.
01:00:10I don't know where anything is.
01:00:11Don't worry, Bo.
01:00:12I got this.
01:00:14Plus, Abigail's your sister.
01:00:15She's not gonna hold this against you.
01:00:17You're family.
01:00:19That's what family is for.
01:00:26Chris is such an asshole.
01:00:28A total fucking jerk.
01:00:30I-I'm in love with that jerk.
01:00:32What am I gonna do?
01:00:38It was just for shits and gigs.
01:00:40So you knew about it too?
01:00:42Yeah.
01:00:44Sorry.
01:00:47We shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing.
01:00:50It's not your fault.
01:00:51It's Chris's.
01:00:52You don't have to apologize.
01:00:54It's okay, Abigail.
01:00:56This will be the last time you cry.
01:00:59Ever.
01:01:02Damn.
01:01:03I thought you had this big crush on me.
01:01:06You know, I still have the love letters to prove it, you know?
01:01:08I was just caught off guard.
01:01:13Abigail, will you forgive me?
01:01:14We won't make stupid bets like that anymore.
01:01:17Oscar, I should be the one to apologize.
01:01:21I lied to you.
01:01:23Chris is not my real brother.
01:01:25His father just adopted me last month.
01:01:28That's why we've been living together.
01:01:30I'm sorry.
01:01:31I should've told you.
01:01:33So that's why Abigail's so special to Chris.
01:01:35He's not just spoiling his baby sister.
01:01:38He wants her to be his girl?
01:01:42Wow, that's...
01:01:43A surprise.
01:01:46So, um...
01:01:47Why tell me now?
01:01:49I'm sorry, Oscar.
01:01:51Thank you for liking me.
01:01:53I just...
01:01:54I have feelings for someone else.
01:01:57Pfft.
01:01:58Pfft.
01:01:59Pfft.
01:02:01Pfft.
01:02:01Ah.
01:02:03So, there's someone else.
01:02:06Pfft.
01:02:06Pfft.
01:02:06Well, he hurt you.
01:02:08Didn't he?
01:02:09You know...
01:02:11I hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:02:14is to find someone new.
01:02:17Abigail, I could be your fake boyfriend.
01:02:20Maybe that'll cheer you up.
01:02:22That wouldn't be fair to you.
01:02:24Who knows?
01:02:25You might even fall for me in the process.
01:02:27I know that's selfish, but...
01:02:29I wanna give myself one more chin.
01:02:36What the fuck are you doing?
01:02:44What are you doing?
01:02:45Getting all cozy with Oscar like this.
01:02:47What? Do I just mean nothing to you?
01:02:48Oh, great. It's you.
01:02:50What do you want?
01:02:51Tell me.
01:02:52Who is Oscar to you?
01:02:54Oscar is my crush.
01:02:56He's the guy that I like.
01:02:57I want him to be my boyfriend.
01:02:59What about me? What about us?
01:03:01Bro, Chris, you gotta calm down.
01:03:03Dude, fuck off.
01:03:04What are you so pissed off for?
01:03:06Okay, so we messed around.
01:03:08We had some fun. So what?
01:03:10Messing around? That's all that was to you?
01:03:13Yeah, duh. Oscar can actually keep up with me.
01:03:16Do you think I would choose you?
01:03:17A loser who cuts class just to pick fights?
01:03:20Tell me honestly.
01:03:21Do you actually mean that?
01:03:23Of course I do.
01:03:26Chris!
01:03:28I think Bennett wants us in their office right now.
01:03:31Yves!
01:03:32I was actually just about to go looking for you.
01:03:39Chris, let's go shopping later.
01:03:41I need new ballet slippers and there's this really cute pair I've been dying to get.
01:03:45Sure. Yeah, whatever you want, I'll get it for you.
01:03:48Let's go.
01:03:52Why am I so sad? Why should I be heartbroken over a stupid liar?
01:03:58So there's someone. It's Chris, isn't it?
01:04:01Nope. I absolutely cannot stand him.
01:04:05I mean it. I hate Chris.
01:04:07Yeah, yeah, sure. Got it.
01:04:10Well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend?
01:04:14Dinner's on me.
01:04:15You don't mind if I'm using you?
01:04:17Not at all.
01:04:18Kind of like the rush of it.
01:04:29Try this.
01:04:31Sweets for my little sweetheart.
01:04:33Okay.
01:04:40Oh, wow!
01:04:42You guys here on a date?
01:04:43Mind if we join?
01:04:46You're my guest.
01:05:02Oh, wow.
01:05:04She's actually allergic to fish, my man.
01:05:08Aww.
01:05:09You and your sister really are super close.
01:05:16Yeah, my big bro, he loves to spoil me, doesn't he?
01:05:26Let go.
01:05:28What was that? Did you say you wanted some steak?
01:05:32Here, let's get you some steak.
01:05:37Say ah, open wide.
01:05:42Here you go, say ah.
01:05:44Oh, nice.
01:05:48Mmm.
01:05:51I sure do love my steak.
01:05:53Well, let's get you another bite then.
01:05:55Say ah.
01:05:56That's enough, Chris.
01:05:58Aw, Chris has always been so playful, am I right?
01:06:00He used to do stuff like that to me all the time.
01:06:04Honestly, I am so grateful Chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while I was gone.
01:06:10I was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he missed me.
01:06:22Are you full?
01:06:24If you're done, let's go home.
01:06:25Hey man, you take Evie home, I'm gonna take my sister.
01:06:28You know what, actually, I don't think I'm quite ready to call it a night.
01:06:34Oscar, didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub?
01:06:37You know, the one that your friend works at?
01:06:40Abigail, if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble.
01:06:42So, trust me, I'd know. Let's go home.
01:06:49Let's go home.
01:06:50No, thank you.
01:06:52I think that you should take Evie on a really sweet date and I'm gonna hang out with Oscar for
01:06:56the night.
01:06:57I said let's go home.
01:06:59Chris, you're scaring Abigail.
01:07:02Come on, Oscar, let's go.
01:07:07Well, just me at home tonight, Ev's. Want to come over?
01:07:10Of course.
01:07:24Abigail, you were the one who wanted to come.
01:07:26Don't tell me I snuck you in here for you to sit there and sulk.
01:07:30I wonder what Chris and Evie are up to right now.
01:07:33Your boyfriend's right here and you're talking about another man?
01:07:37You really don't give a shit, do you?
01:07:42Bottoms up.
01:07:43Come on.
01:07:44This is fun.
01:07:46But we, uh, we do gotta bounce soon.
01:07:48The cops show up. We're busted.
01:07:52Fuck!
01:07:53The cops are here, we gotta go!
01:07:58Run!
01:07:59Oscar!
01:08:04Wow.
01:08:05I'm finally Chris's passenger princess.
01:08:12How's it taste?
01:08:14Do you wanna try?
01:08:18Fuck!
01:08:19Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
01:08:21God, please, what is happening?
01:08:24Get out of the car.
01:08:25Why?
01:08:26I have to go look for Abigail.
01:08:28Chris, I don't get it.
01:08:29You asked me to come over, didn't you?
01:08:32Come on, let's have some fun.
01:08:34Oh, cut the act already.
01:08:37We both know there's nothing between us.
01:08:39And why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of Abigail?
01:08:42I didn't know. I was just trying to befriend your sister.
01:08:46She is not my sister.
01:08:51Now get out!
01:09:01And you better start clearing up these rumors about us.
01:09:04I only let you get away with it before because I didn't like anyone, but that's changed now.
01:09:08So it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end.
01:09:11If I hear one more stupid rumor, I'm gonna expose the truth.
01:09:15In front of everyone!
01:09:20Fuck!
01:09:22Oscar!
01:09:23Two miners right here!
01:09:26Stop right there!
01:09:29Shit!
01:09:30I can't let my mom find out I was at a club.
01:09:32She'll freeze my cart.
01:09:34She'll confiscate my car.
01:09:38Oscar, wait!
01:09:43I'm gonna need to see some ID, miss.
01:09:50Abigail!
01:09:58Damn, brat!
01:09:59Come on, let's go!
01:10:00Just right here!
01:10:04And go! Go, go, go!
01:10:05Go!
01:10:06Let it go!
01:10:07Let it go!
01:10:10Run! Run! Run!
01:10:12Go! Go!
01:10:16Go!
01:10:32We must've gone in here!
01:10:34Let's go!
01:10:52Why did you show up at the club?
01:10:54I thought you were taking Evie home.
01:10:56Hey, you pushed me away first.
01:10:58You don't get to play the victim now.
01:11:01Damn it, Abs.
01:11:02I just...
01:11:04I can't stay mad at you.
01:11:16It's so cramped in here.
01:11:17Why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy?
01:11:23Oh.
01:11:24Oh, thanks.
01:11:26I'm gonna sit up.
01:11:29Okay, wait.
01:11:31So, what about you and Oscar?
01:11:32Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:11:34He's just my fake boyfriend.
01:11:36Wait, wait.
01:11:37What?
01:11:38Sorry, come again?
01:11:39I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend.
01:11:42Okay?
01:11:42Happy?
01:11:43Uh, no, actually.
01:11:45Not at all.
01:11:46Explain.
01:11:46Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever.
01:11:48So, why do you keep playing with me?
01:11:54Loving Evie?
01:11:55When did I ever say that?
01:11:57The locket?
01:11:58The necklace that's for couples.
01:12:01It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:12:04It's proof that you love Evie.
01:12:07This?
01:12:15It's not...
01:12:16It's not Evie?
01:12:17Nope.
01:12:19So, that's...
01:12:19My mom.
01:12:21She's beautiful.
01:12:22So, you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace?
01:12:26No, that's not it.
01:12:28Because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you within three months.
01:12:31So, of course I don't believe that you actually like me.
01:12:33I never said the bet was about making you fall for me.
01:12:36The bet...
01:12:37What?
01:12:37What was it about?
01:12:39It was about us getting into Harvard.
01:12:41I bet Oscar that I would get into Harvard over you.
01:12:45Harvard?
01:12:50Fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something I didn't even do.
01:12:55Now that we both know you've been a bad girl,
01:12:57I think it's time you finally get punished the way you deserve.
01:13:02And what punishment would that be?
01:13:05Chris, what are you doing?
01:13:07Let me down!
01:13:08The more you fight it, the worse it's going to be.
01:13:12What are you doing?
01:13:15Punishing you.
01:13:30Don't do that again.
01:13:33Using another guy to make me jealous.
01:13:35I can't stand it.
01:13:36You're mine, Abs.
01:13:38No one else's.
01:13:40Okay.
01:13:41I'm yours.
01:13:43I'm yours.
01:13:43I'm yours.
01:13:56You're playing with fire.
01:13:59Don't hold back.
01:14:01I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:05This is sweet.
01:14:05I don't think so.
01:14:06I love you.
01:14:19I am playing games.
01:14:22I am playing games.
01:14:27Waking hard, too.
01:14:28I run all the ones I chase
01:14:30I can't run fast enough
01:14:32Can't pick up the pace
01:14:34People run towards love
01:14:36Call my cause it craze
01:14:37Let's be real
01:14:39Some true love is really just a face
01:14:41Heard it all before
01:14:43Y'all just need a score
01:14:45Don't want it anymore
01:14:46Can't take it none more
01:14:48Love or I adore us
01:14:50Yes and I am sure
01:14:52Because love is war
01:14:54You taste even better than last
01:15:01Be careful
01:15:02You might get addicted
01:15:22Good morning princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris remember you can't sleep in today
01:15:28You've gotta
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail didn't I
01:15:38She is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault
01:15:41If you want to be mad at someone be mad at me
01:15:43I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:44You like Chris
01:15:47Yes I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really him what do you see in this ruffian
01:15:54I mean sure he inherited my handsome face but other than that
01:15:57That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:02In a year you're gonna be at Harvard
01:16:04You're gonna meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:08Seriously dad I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12She's made me change my ways
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them
01:16:15I think I'm gonna get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm gonna become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there
01:16:31But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:41All right Chris you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49God damn dad
01:16:50You can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59So you fell for me first son
01:17:01That's pretty bold of you crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:06Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:12Fine I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:14I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard
01:17:28Became husband and wife
01:17:29Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day
01:17:34I fall in love with him all over again
01:17:36From high school teenagers to senior martyrs
01:17:38And we are gone
01:17:39And if we do homework with them
01:17:40Good times
01:17:41We've got a girl
01:17:41And neverordable
01:17:41The show
01:17:42She's so告诉 you
01:17:42It was a book
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