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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:57What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
07:50You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:15You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:20Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing!
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:01Don't, don't, don't, don't.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:10I don't have much time.
09:12Find Lily's real father.
09:14Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:35There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy.
10:34Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeat's fading fast.
10:55And he's still dead.
11:02Time to develop this car.
11:03I'm gonna use it.
11:03It's too late.
11:04Am I gonna use it?
11:04What is it?
11:04Oh, my god.
11:04What?
11:10Oh, my god.
11:11Somebody help me.
11:12Help me.
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:52your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property you filthy
11:58whore spread your legs for some stray dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:12no let go
12:15with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:36someone did this to you
12:41you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily she's all we have left she's safe now
13:00drink
13:03soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time greek meth said it could raise the
13:21dead for mortals where the hell did you get this
13:25more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:44it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:12what a lively little snack
14:26i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more
14:30i've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:40is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:43you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:54you
14:54or lily
14:56jack i'm grateful but i
14:57daddy
14:58help
15:01something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:25devour you
15:27and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:34you
15:45you
16:04You disgusting freak
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:08Mommy
16:11I've got you baby
16:14Touch my kid again
16:16And I'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:18Ha
16:19You ruined my meal
16:23Wait
16:24The baby mama herself
16:27Perfect
16:32Two courses for the price of one
16:41Bitch
16:47Jack take Lily and run
16:49Go
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro
16:58You pathetic little insects
17:06You
17:06Posei
17:09That kid's his
17:10No wonder the power's so pure
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline
17:15If I stay I'm dead
17:23What the hell just happened
17:26It ran
17:27Damn
17:27Leoya
17:28Your powers are badass
17:30You straight up scared the monster off
17:32Me?
17:33No way
17:34Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing
17:36I'm still recovering
17:39Wait
17:39Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:44Whatever
17:45Let's get home
17:46That thing might circle back
17:51About that monster
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:58Figures
17:59He's just a regular guy after all
18:03He's just stitching on the portal
18:05Oh my god
18:16No
18:26Look at that
18:29Weح primaver
18:31F
18:31Hamb Ah
18:31Ex
18:42My liege, have mercy, I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it, please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord, thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:06Enjoying the show.
19:17My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me, if any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes, yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:58That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon?
20:03Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:07Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:10There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:29You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:31Who the hell are you?
21:02WHO THE FUCK IS TEARING UP MY DOMAIN?!
21:10I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am? Hades' ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you DIE HERE!
21:47Little fish.
21:55Headed staff? One shot? The Sea King! He's real!
22:02Hades! You hiding? Come out!
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:10One! Two!
22:15Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:22Boss! This bum!
22:30You idiot! Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown! You're done! Get out!
22:36In front of Poseidon. You're ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My Lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now.
22:59You have three days. I'll be back.
23:05Everyone! Drop what you're doing! Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:10Every resource, every contact. Now!
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:21Poseidon's back. Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:33Dillon wants the woman dead. Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt. Easy pickets.
23:39Let's move.
23:51We'll make a nice stew. Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:55Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.
24:08Who are you?
24:11Dillon's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold. Or I drag your corpse back.
24:17Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:30Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
24:33Mommy?
24:49Mommy? You're bleeding!
24:51This forest is locked down. Surrender now!
24:55I'll go with you. On one condition. Let my daughter go!
25:00No! No, Mommy! I'm not leaving you!
25:14Kid's mine. You die.
25:19You... poisoned me?
25:23My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:29Give up!
25:31You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded. Poisoned. Done. The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her! Come at me!
25:50Feisty one, Dylan wants you dead. But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:03Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:09Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:13Ah!
26:19Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:26Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:36Lily!
26:38Lily!
26:40Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:08Jack...
27:09What the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:16So you're the boyfriend.
27:17Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:33No!
27:34No!
27:45If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
27:50Run all you want!
27:52My pack tears you both apart!
27:55You huh?
28:05No!
28:09No!
28:11No!
28:11No!
28:12No!
28:13No!
28:14No!
28:14No!
28:15No!
28:17No!
28:37You
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:01We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:31You are the best.
29:41Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:48You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:51My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:13Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:19Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
30:35Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
30:43Daddy, be careful.
30:46Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:55That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first.
31:03So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18Damn. You take a hit well.
31:21Let's enjoy this body.
31:22Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:26For Jack and Lily.
31:28Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal?
31:34You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming.
31:37Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:39No choice.
31:40I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat.
31:48Useless.
31:49Grab her first.
31:50Then we hunt the child.
31:55Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:01You all want to come at once?
32:03Then die together.
32:04Pick your graves.
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe.
32:24Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:31Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now.
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:37Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:40End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:50Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:55I won't let him get hurt.
33:06You want my husband?
33:08Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine!
33:13I'll oblige!
33:42You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This... can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra?
34:20The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha!
34:26Our boss has real backing!
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us!
34:36We're finished!
34:38Don't worry darling, things might turn around.
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:42Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me!
34:49Jack, stay behind me!
34:51With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that Jack!
34:55Look around, we're surrounded!
34:56We could actually die here!
35:04My lords!
35:05Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature!
35:13You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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