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00:00:01New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:08New skin, dangerously hot, is equipped.
00:00:17You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:20Maybe.
00:00:29When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:31You know who I really am. I'm Valleyqueen33.
00:00:34Such a dumb username.
00:00:36Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:41You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:42You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:44I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:49Maybe someday.
00:00:54Wrap my blade.
00:00:56Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:00Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:08In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:13But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:18Watch it. This isn't public school.
00:01:22Forget your training wheels.
00:01:25At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:39Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:43No!
00:01:45God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:47I'm ruined!
00:01:55He's so hot.
00:01:56Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:03Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:11What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:23I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of ours, Potter Cup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:36You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:44Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:53Sure, but...
00:02:54Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:06Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:09Have a good day.
00:03:12Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:17Hey!
00:03:20Oh, fuck!
00:03:22Now we're even.
00:03:24My last thought better not be broken.
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor.
00:03:45In this school, you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:17This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come in.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:33I'm Hailey.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:43Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:08Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you catfishing?
00:05:25Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:37Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is that the online lover?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:23You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:37There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:49And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:07:04Please ignore that.
00:07:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:08What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:17Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Haley.
00:07:25Wow.
00:07:25Haley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:28You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:34So did you!
00:07:35Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:48Whoever ends up with her, I must have filed an eye exam.
00:08:03I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:05Something happened today, and I lost the game.
00:08:07I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:10I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:13And what is this?
00:08:14What I think it is, is I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:21As more than just friends.
00:08:23Oh, thank God.
00:08:25I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:27You're my soulmate.
00:08:28Like, I like you so much.
00:08:29Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:35Wait, really?
00:08:37Yeah.
00:08:38Get ready.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45No face.
00:08:47Just the boobs.
00:08:49Is it a bad idea?
00:08:50But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:55All the kids do this.
00:08:56You'll love it.
00:09:01Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:03Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Yeah.
00:09:14That's actually kind of-
00:09:15Oh my God.
00:09:21Seriously?
00:09:22Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:25Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:32I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:38Ow!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:43Come on.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:18I won't.
00:10:18I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:20Mm-hmm.
00:10:21You're helping me.
00:10:27Excuse you.
00:10:28These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:30We've got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:31That is shocking.
00:10:33Yeah, actually.
00:10:34And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:37Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:41Funny.
00:10:43Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:47Fine by me.
00:10:50Oh, and now-
00:10:53I have all the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:55I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, I have my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too.
00:11:14Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:18I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:25Jen.
00:11:30Oh my god.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:47Give it back.
00:11:48Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:52Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:54Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:57Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:02What are you doing?
00:12:05What are you doing?
00:12:07What are you doing?
00:12:17Oh my god!
00:12:18Oh my god!
00:12:20Oh my god!
00:12:33What's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped
00:12:57Stop, delete it please, delete it
00:13:10Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18Oh my god
00:13:20Oh cool, your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:30Jen no, no no no no no no
00:13:32Jen stop
00:13:33Jen stop
00:13:34Jen stop
00:13:36Jen stop
00:13:37Jen stop
00:13:38Jen stop
00:13:38Jen stop
00:13:39Jen stop
00:13:39Jen stop
00:13:42Jen stop
00:13:44Jen stop
00:13:46Jen stop
00:13:57Jen stop
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00:14:00Jen stop
00:14:01Jen stop
00:14:01Jen stop
00:14:03Jen stop
00:14:04Jen stop
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:31How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school? Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:38And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:41Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:49And if you mess with her, you mess with me. You hear me?
00:14:56Haley, are you?
00:14:57Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:01I just need to be alone.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:08Cole is a rich asshole. And he said we were enemies.
00:15:12But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:18Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:20Love you, Mom.
00:15:21Mom.
00:15:23Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:31Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:37Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:57Tough day, huh?
00:15:59There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria. They're my favorite.
00:16:03Noted. Is that all?
00:16:05The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:07I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Well, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:15And then there's this guy. He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:20It's so confusing.
00:16:22Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:26No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you.
00:16:30You.
00:16:36I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:38You did? Are you gonna risk for Kate?
00:16:40I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:42That sounds amazing. When? With?
00:16:45After school. At the balcony. I'll bring flowers.
00:16:49Deal.
00:16:58I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:10Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:19Army father.
00:17:21I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:23Defending that nobody.
00:17:25Hayley girl.
00:17:26He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:28Are those for her?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:37What the fuck?
00:17:38I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:41Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:44That whole family is trash.
00:17:46Stay away from her.
00:17:47And what if I say no?
00:17:48Stay away from Hayley, Cole.
00:17:51Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:53What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:56I'm almost 18. Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:59I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:04safe.
00:18:06You're sick.
00:18:08It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:16Oh, hi.
00:18:18I'm Hayley.
00:18:19Yes.
00:18:21So nice to meet you.
00:18:23God.
00:18:24I'd give anything just to hear her say my name, but the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:31Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:33You're so nice.
00:18:38Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Fatal.
00:18:44Guacamole wizard.
00:18:45Ew.
00:18:47You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:50Pathetic.
00:18:51Maybe he's married.
00:18:52Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:54And maybe he's cheating on his life video.
00:18:58I don't want any more trouble.
00:19:01Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:03Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:05We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:07And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:11Eat it.
00:19:25Call me.
00:19:26So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:31You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:35Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:37Oh, and by the way,
00:19:38Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:40Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:42Like me.
00:19:47I'm nothing like you.
00:19:52Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:56Cole again?
00:19:57Why is he always here when I need help?
00:20:00Pick it up.
00:20:01Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:03It's ketchup.
00:20:04Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:09Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:18Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:21Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:22So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:25You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:31I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:35I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:40Got it?
00:20:41Yeah.
00:20:42Let's go.
00:20:44What are you looking at?
00:20:48Got it? Let's go.
00:20:57Uh, thank you.
00:21:00Wow.
00:21:02Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:06Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:08I just...
00:21:10I happened to see you.
00:21:12Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:15My boyfriend actually.
00:21:16Really?
00:21:19Well, he...
00:21:20He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:22Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:26Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:28Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:31You thought we were enemies.
00:21:34I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:37Am I that annoying?
00:21:38Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:40Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:43Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:44I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:52How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:58He...
00:21:59He makes me feel safe.
00:22:02You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:08You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:11Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:16I see...
00:22:17How you touch him like this.
00:22:29If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:32No, my...
00:22:34My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:39In the game.
00:22:42Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:49Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:55Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:59I can see why he likes you.
00:23:10I can't do this.
00:23:13I love my boyfriend.
00:23:14And you will never understand that.
00:23:16He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:19He loves me for who I am.
00:23:22That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:27I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:36Wait.
00:23:37It couldn't be.
00:23:40Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:45There's nothing.
00:23:46There's nothing.
00:23:47Cole, who are you?
00:23:51What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:53It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:57Champagne problems, huh?
00:24:01You live such a tough life.
00:24:06What was I thinking?
00:24:08We are from two different worlds.
00:24:10He just wants to play with me.
00:24:11But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:18Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:20I got into a car accident.
00:24:23Really? Are you okay?
00:24:24You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:27He was right.
00:24:28Who?
00:24:28Nobody.
00:24:29Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:31I want to come visit you.
00:24:32No, no, you can't.
00:24:33I look miserable now.
00:24:35You need to see me in style.
00:24:37Fine, if you say so.
00:24:39So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:42Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:48Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:51Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:08Oh, you.
00:25:10Oh, me.
00:25:11Why is she so lucky?
00:25:13Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:16People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:19I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:21Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:28You finished it?
00:25:30It's okay.
00:25:31We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:33I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:34I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:37Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:40What is he trying to do?
00:25:42It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:45I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:50Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:26:01So, are you going to prom?
00:26:03I don't know.
00:26:06So you have a date?
00:26:08Or shall I say a victim?
00:26:10Are you jealous of me?
00:26:12Me? Jealous?
00:26:13No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:15Because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:17You are so full of yourself.
00:26:19You can do this on your own.
00:26:20Yeah.
00:26:23No way.
00:26:25It's a self-locking door.
00:26:27Really?
00:26:28Miss Corbin's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:29I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:30I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:33Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:35I think maybe we can pick up where we left the hall.
00:26:38Don't worry.
00:26:41We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:43Yeah.
00:26:54That was my first kiss.
00:26:58My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:27:00It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:15You're really good at this.
00:27:17One day I want you to regret it.
00:27:19You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:27You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:40So you want me?
00:27:44I think you know much I want you.
00:27:50Do you want me?
00:27:52I want you.
00:27:58Oh shit.
00:28:02Anyone in here?
00:28:06Oh my God.
00:28:07How long have you two been in here?
00:28:09I really need to change this lock.
00:28:11Are you two okay?
00:28:12Oh.
00:28:13Yeah.
00:28:13Yeah, we're good.
00:28:15We're okay.
00:28:15Okay, nice.
00:28:23You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:25What didn't happen?
00:28:27Hailey.
00:28:28It's just hormones.
00:28:29Jake.
00:28:31Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:33Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:35Wait, car accident?
00:28:36Guacamole wizard?
00:28:43I gotta go.
00:28:52Guacamole wizard?
00:28:53Huh?
00:28:56Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:58Do I know you?
00:29:00Why is he being so standoffish?
00:29:02Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:29:04Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:07You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:10She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:12She was in a real car accident.
00:29:14According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:18Cole, wait.
00:29:21Oh shit.
00:29:25What's up guys?
00:29:27Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:30Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:33Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:36Hey!
00:29:37Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:40They're your favorite, right?
00:29:44How did you know that?
00:29:45Tough day, huh?
00:29:47There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:49They're my favorite.
00:29:51He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:53Could he?
00:29:59The truth is, um...
00:30:00A dickhead?
00:30:03Would you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:30:04You came to my table, bro.
00:30:06And knocked my ball away.
00:30:14There it goes again.
00:30:16Cole is jealous.
00:30:17We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:19We don't have a problem.
00:30:20We don't have a problem.
00:30:22Right?
00:30:23Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:26Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:31I have the ball now.
00:30:32Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:36Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:39Maybe I can use that.
00:30:43Jake!
00:30:44Hey!
00:30:45What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:49Wait, seriously?
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51Just one little catch.
00:30:52You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:57Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:31:00If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:31:03I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:07But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:11You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:13I'm thinking.
00:31:14About the report or about him?
00:31:16Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:18We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:21Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:22No, you don't.
00:31:23How do you know that?
00:31:24You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:26Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:28You have no idea.
00:31:34Oh my god.
00:31:36Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:38Oh my god.
00:32:04Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:07Too cheesy?
00:32:08No.
00:32:09It's cute.
00:32:11The accident?
00:32:12The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:13He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:15So, um, what do you think?
00:32:18You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:20I...
00:32:21I should feel happy.
00:32:23But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:27Hey, can we not?
00:32:31Hey, can we not?
00:32:33Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:35My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:38And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:41Wow.
00:32:42That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:44Oh.
00:32:45That's weak shit?
00:32:46Is this weak shit?
00:32:50Oh my god.
00:32:58Wow.
00:32:59He's got really pretty eyes.
00:33:06Wait, I can't.
00:33:08Colt, put me down.
00:33:09Put me down.
00:33:10Put me down.
00:33:10Put me down.
00:33:12Don't do that again.
00:33:26New couple alert.
00:33:28Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:29Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:31You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:33And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:37Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:41I might say yes.
00:33:44Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:48Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:51We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:54And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:57How romantic.
00:33:58I think I'll pass.
00:34:01You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:34:06Oh, here they come.
00:34:08If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's filming.
00:34:14What should we wear to prom?
00:34:16And the Dean's List.
00:34:26Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:27I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:29Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:30Bye.
00:34:31He's so different.
00:34:33Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:35I'll stay with you.
00:34:37Haley?
00:34:43Haley?
00:34:46Geez.
00:34:48God.
00:34:54Here, I'll get it.
00:35:01Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:35:04I don't care.
00:35:05I do care.
00:35:07Here we are.
00:35:17Here we are.
00:35:24I don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:26I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:29He doesn't even know you.
00:35:30And you do?
00:35:31How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:34That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:36Because...
00:35:36I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:39I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:41The first day.
00:35:43You were watching me?
00:35:45Just...
00:35:46Stop gonna apologize.
00:36:02Move!
00:36:04Cole is talking to Haley.
00:36:05Again.
00:36:06Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:09Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:11Obviously I do.
00:36:13Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:16What do I do?
00:36:19I've got a few ideas.
00:36:25Hey, look.
00:36:27Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:29Alright, I promise.
00:36:30Yeah?
00:36:31Really, like who?
00:36:32I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:33Except for Jake.
00:36:35And you.
00:36:36But you're not asking me.
00:36:39Hey.
00:36:41Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:42Hey Hal.
00:36:43Um...
00:36:44I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:46The other night.
00:36:48The other night?
00:36:50Yeah, it was...
00:36:52So...
00:36:53Sexy.
00:36:55You're so sexy.
00:36:56Jake, what are you talking about?
00:37:00I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:08And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:11Oh, he's going on.
00:37:12Oh, shit!
00:37:13Oh, shit.
00:37:14Oh, shit!
00:37:16Oh, shit!
00:37:17Oh, shit!
00:37:17Oh, shit!
00:37:18Oh, shit!
00:37:21Oh, shit!
00:37:23Oh, shit!
00:37:31Stop! Guys, stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:37:35What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:39Shit, it's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:50Oh my God! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:54Hailey Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:08Oh my God, what are you doing here?
00:38:17Can we keep you company?
00:38:19It's the least I could do after you saved my rest today.
00:38:24The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:26Oh, sure.
00:38:29So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:34No.
00:38:35He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:38Good.
00:38:40You know, father of the asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:45Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:49I could kill him.
00:38:52Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:57Okay, fine. I won't.
00:39:02Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:39:06Okay, everyone. Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:17Oh my God, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:20No.
00:39:24No.
00:39:38Sorry.
00:39:39I tripped.
00:39:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:42Jack.
00:39:42What?
00:39:43It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:48They're dead.
00:39:50They're both dead.
00:39:51Oh.
00:39:53How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:58Oh.
00:39:59What are you?
00:40:00Are you almost crying?
00:40:02It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:40:06Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:18What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:22This squirm is burning.
00:40:23Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:24Oh, please.
00:40:25It's baking soda and water.
00:40:26You're fine.
00:40:27Detention.
00:40:28Today, after school.
00:40:30Shit.
00:40:32Shit.
00:40:37Shit.
00:40:42Jake, hey.
00:40:44Oh, sorry.
00:40:45Got to get to student council.
00:40:49Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:52The rice trick?
00:40:55Yeah.
00:40:57You don't know about the...
00:41:00Come on.
00:41:13Hey.
00:41:14Um, Ella.
00:41:16It's Emma.
00:41:18Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:19Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:30Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:32We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:36No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:39It means...
00:41:39It means I can't...
00:41:41Can't what?
00:41:45I talked to a friend online.
00:41:48He's really important to me.
00:41:52And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:42:05You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for Bronco...
00:42:13Okay, okay.
00:42:14I get it.
00:42:18You're kind of sweet.
00:42:23Hey, look at that.
00:42:26Oh, my God.
00:42:27I can't.
00:42:29Oh, my God.
00:42:31You're a miracle worker.
00:42:37Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:40You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:42Shut up, Ella.
00:42:43It's Emma.
00:42:44Whatever.
00:42:51Oh, my God.
00:42:59Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:43:02How are things in the castle?
00:43:04Oh, my God.
00:43:09Valley whore?
00:43:10What are they talking about?
00:43:26Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:30Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:33Oh, my God.
00:43:35Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:37Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:40Yeah.
00:43:41Hey, valley whore.
00:43:42Show him what you really like.
00:44:02Here you go.
00:44:03Here, this is for you.
00:44:09Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:10You hacked my laptop?
00:44:13Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:15It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:16But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:18What kind of incel sex over a video game, Haley?
00:44:22What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:23No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:25Hey, everyone.
00:44:26I think valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:29Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:45Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:45Stop it, stop, stop!
00:45:02I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:45:08Jake!
00:45:09Hey!
00:45:11Now is the time.
00:45:13Tell them.
00:45:14Tell them what?
00:45:15That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:18Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:21Here you go.
00:45:24Oh, my God.
00:45:26Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:29Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:33What?
00:45:34Why would you do that?
00:45:35Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:36Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:39Jake, is this true?
00:45:41Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:45Sorry.
00:45:46It was nothing personal?
00:45:53Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:55Oh!
00:45:56Oh!
00:45:59Oh!
00:46:00Oh!
00:46:01All right, all right, all right!
00:46:03Enough!
00:46:04What in the world is going on here?
00:46:06Is that a leaf blower?
00:46:08That's all him.
00:46:09Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:16Let me get this straight.
00:46:17You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:21It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:23It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:25Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:28Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:31You think that's what it could be?
00:46:32Who cares?
00:46:34I care.
00:46:35And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:38So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:39What?
00:46:40Not over my dead body.
00:46:42Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:45I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:46No, no, please don't.
00:46:48Please.
00:46:49Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:51Max's dad called.
00:46:52He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:54You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:57End of discussion.
00:47:04Come on, you big coward.
00:47:06Message him.
00:47:08Just do it, just do it.
00:47:11You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:20I could never think that.
00:47:27But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:29Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:31I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:37I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:40If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:54You got this, Haley.
00:47:56Just take a deep breath.
00:47:57You got this.
00:47:58You got this.
00:48:02You look beautiful.
00:48:06Thank you, Mom.
00:48:26Hey, Haley.
00:48:27I'm glad you came.
00:48:28You look so pretty.
00:48:30Hi.
00:48:31Hey, Max.
00:48:32Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:33I mean.
00:48:34No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:36You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now.
00:48:38They don't care about shit.
00:48:39Get drunk, girl.
00:48:40Woo!
00:48:43Yeah.
00:48:54What are you doing here?
00:48:56Valley whore.
00:48:58Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:49:01Hey, everyone.
00:49:02Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:49:03Valley whore!
00:49:08Jen, why are you doing this?
00:49:10What have I even done to you?
00:49:11To me?
00:49:12Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy messages on your
00:49:17castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:19Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:21Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:23She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:26Pervy princess!
00:49:28Pervy princess!
00:49:30Pervy princess!
00:49:32Pervy princess!
00:49:34Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:37Leave me alone.
00:49:39Is there a fire?
00:49:41Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:55Home?
00:49:55Pervy princess!
00:50:01Oh.
00:50:06Oh.
00:50:08Oh.
00:50:10Oh.
00:50:11Oh.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:33are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend
00:50:39okay cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together
00:50:44no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be honest about your feelings so you too this whole
00:50:52time
00:50:55oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:51:05hey please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have
00:51:10to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you
00:51:13then what were you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added
00:51:18bonus i knew i shouldn't have trusted you now what about guacamole wizard
00:51:34who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:43i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and
00:51:48please
00:51:48introduce yourself to hailey i already assumed that's who this was i'm a strap so you're the
00:51:56scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:52:03is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:52:10you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:52:18mother
00:52:18is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away come on you don't mean that
00:52:29i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you
00:52:36think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want any
00:52:43part
00:52:43of it so cole go with your dad hailey
00:52:57no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:53:03hey we're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i
00:53:08would
00:53:08make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:20hi hailey i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:28jen ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new oh wow thanks emma okay
00:53:41bye
00:53:46one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:56these lovers together
00:54:02so cool
00:54:02hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded oh he is
00:54:11but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole is
00:54:19grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee we're supposed to
00:54:27review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a day in his
00:54:35life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned
00:54:39laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:53go away
00:54:57max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:55:03castle
00:55:04claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:55:10you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell
00:55:15the girl who you love who you really are no i'll tell her myself sneak me in your car
00:55:28come on wizard mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:43open the door wait what he's here
00:55:55it's you i should have given you this to you a long time
00:56:01hayley i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:56:04my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:56:09i was
00:56:10i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:28i understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:37i i need you to know i love you
00:56:50cool i love you you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months
00:56:58i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him
00:57:02and but you're him you didn't expect her i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:57:13until you hoped yes i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:22you're hot now you're really fucking hot
00:57:29hey uh one of those things i said we could do
00:57:34you ever go
00:57:38yeah take my thoughts out you're getting there don't worry
00:57:45don't show me on you
00:58:04okay so what do you think 10 out of 10 yeah yeah would do again
00:58:10i'll get sex for sex with me specifically i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:16all right all right that's fair i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:25what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnets
00:58:30oh god no i i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly and i'll just i'm just lost
00:58:37behind it
00:58:38there's always been lost behind it
00:58:40i'll see you in a minute now
00:58:42stop it
00:58:45um
00:58:46same
00:58:48isn't promenade
00:58:50i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:52okay
00:58:54but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:59cole are you asking me to prom
00:59:01i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to the gym oh god please don't mention
00:59:06his name
00:59:06again i don't want to hear it
00:59:08yeah you don't have to ask me points
00:59:10but i don't even have a dress
00:59:13later
00:59:18i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds who would have guessed
00:59:26i thought only the best for my princess where did you get that
00:59:32uh i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to
00:59:39prom
00:59:39with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:43of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:49mr edmonds i didn't expect you to be here cole are you here cole are you here
00:59:59mr
00:59:59mr edmonds you can't just park into my house like this
01:00:02i see you cole you are in big trouble
01:00:21hey uh you almost done in there
01:00:23you try changing into an evening gown and a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:29okay i'm ready
01:00:41what do you think
01:00:46my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:52uh-uh-uh i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up
01:00:56for at
01:00:57least 20 minutes 20 more minutes
01:01:05thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:01:13and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:20thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me i mean like who else would win right
01:01:31this is just the perfect moment
01:01:36oh my god that's haley and cole
01:01:41it was fun
01:01:43isn't fair too bad
01:01:48here uh
01:01:50most time that's up no
01:01:52but who cares
01:01:55hell yeah
01:01:59Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:02:01Damn.
01:02:02Language.
01:02:03I am the queen, okay?
01:02:04She's just a little pervy princess.
01:02:07Come on, everyone say it with me.
01:02:09Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess.
01:02:18Wait, wait, wait, what are those?
01:02:20Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:22Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:25His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:29Don't worry, daddy.
01:02:31If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:34I'm going to destroy Hayley Roth's life.
01:02:37Is this real?
01:02:38Jen's crazy.
01:02:41Who did this?
01:02:43Who did this?
01:02:46What?
01:02:47You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:50You little skit.
01:02:53You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty
01:03:00drama.
01:03:01But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:03:06And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:03:10You can't do that.
01:03:11I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:23There was no internship.
01:03:25You lied to me!
01:03:33Hayley, catch.
01:03:39My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:43Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:45Oh.
01:03:46Yeah, no can do.
01:03:47All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense
01:03:53of humor.
01:03:54Ooh.
01:03:55How can I refuse?
01:04:01Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:04:06We are going home right now.
01:04:09You've disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:04:11Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:04:14You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:18Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:22And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:24And you can accept that?
01:04:25I'll make my own path.
01:04:26And best believe me, I can.
01:04:29I'll say this.
01:04:31It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:36Joy Pro.
01:04:44I am so proud of you.
01:04:47I kind of done with all you being by my son.
01:04:50That was terrifying.
01:04:52It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so...
01:04:56I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:58I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:05:00Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:05:02Yeah, you do.
01:05:03Oh.
01:05:04Oh.
01:05:08Oh.
01:05:10Oh.
01:05:11Oh.
01:05:12Oh.
01:05:13Oh.
01:05:14Oh.
01:05:14Oh.
01:05:16Oh.
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