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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:20Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:31You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:36Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:41You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:44Oh, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:46Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:08In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:10I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:13but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:18Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:43No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:48It's ruined!
00:01:55He's so hot.
00:01:56Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:03Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:05He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:11What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:23I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:36You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:44Asshole!
00:02:50Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:53Sure, but...
00:02:54Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:06Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:09Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:17Oh!
00:03:18Oh, fuck!
00:03:22Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:04Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:12I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:17This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come in.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:33I'm Hailey.
00:04:34So nice to meet you.
00:04:35You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:43Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:23Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:27I'll give it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:31Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:49All right, chill, please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:55What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:17What?
00:06:18You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:30Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:52So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:06:56It's a new girl.
00:06:58It's a new girl.
00:07:02Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:18You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Wow, Hayley.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Hell no!
00:07:37Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whatever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:05I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:19As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:23I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soul mate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:14Ah!
00:09:18Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:41Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28We're not a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:31Yeah, actually.
00:10:32And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't flatter yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:39Hmm.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:41Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, and, um...
00:10:51Of all the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:53I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not even my type, but...
00:10:58You know, power theory.
00:10:59I don't know.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:23Jen.
00:11:27Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:31Hmm.
00:11:37Hmm.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:45Give it back.
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Hmm.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:02I'm sorry.
00:12:04I'm sorry.
00:12:06What are you doing?
00:12:08I'm sorry.
00:12:13I'm sorry.
00:12:15Oh, my God.
00:12:23Hey, let's go ahead.
00:12:27Oh, my God!
00:12:27Oh, my God!
00:12:28Oh.
00:12:30Oh, my God!
00:12:31Yeah, what's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemies new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:50Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:54Stop. Delete it. Please. Delete it.
00:12:56Restless. Restless. Restless. Restless. Restless. Restless. Restless. Restless.
00:13:08Oh my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh my God!
00:13:18Oh cold. Your enemies kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:27Jen, no
00:13:29Jen, stop
00:13:30Sp Slide
00:13:48My school enemy is my ally girlfriend
00:13:53Stop, stop
00:13:55Stop
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:56Oh my god!
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:20What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now, if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:43It was got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Hey, where are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:55Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Tough day, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:57They're my favorite.
00:15:59Hmm.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:22No.
00:16:23I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:40With?
00:16:41About after school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal?
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Call me father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but...
00:17:56She can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:12Hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Fail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42Are you waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his art video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch, and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:07Eat it.
00:19:20Help me.
00:19:21So you think that you're going to humiliate me?
00:19:23In front of the entire school?
00:19:26you're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash guacamole wizard where are you
00:19:32oh and by the way cole's not gonna come save you because after all he's rich like me
00:19:42i'm nothing like you
00:19:47yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:50cole again why is he always here when i need help
00:19:55pick it up cole we were kidding it's ketchup pick that bloody thing up
00:20:04take out your phone and record this
00:20:13didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hailey anymore
00:20:15don't think you have leverage here so tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:19you want to hold that thing next to your face and do what i say
00:20:25i will leave hailey alone
00:20:30i will leave hailey alone
00:20:35got it let's go
00:20:38what are you looking at
00:20:43got it let's go
00:20:52uh thank you
00:20:56wow never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:00why do you keep following me around
00:21:02i just happened to see you
00:21:07were you waiting on someone
00:21:08yeah my boyfriend actually
00:21:13well he
00:21:15he kind of stood me up so
00:21:17maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:22cole are you being nice to me
00:21:26you thought we were enemies
00:21:28i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:30i'm not that annoying
00:21:33maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:34are you trying to play with my feelings cole edness
00:21:37because it's not gonna work
00:21:38i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:46how'd that online boyfriend news make you fall for her
00:21:53he he makes me feel safe
00:21:56you wouldn't understand that though
00:22:02i understand better than you think
00:22:05cole understands me better than i think
00:22:09does he
00:22:11how you touch him like this
00:22:23if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26no my my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33in the game
00:22:36oh in the game
00:22:43why does he have to smell so good
00:22:49are you a little slow in the game too
00:22:53i can see why he likes you
00:23:04i can't do this
00:23:07i love my boyfriend
00:23:08and you will never understand that
00:23:10he's smart and he's kind
00:23:12and he loves me for who i am
00:23:16that is so much more important to me
00:23:18than whatever this is between us
00:23:21i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:31wait it couldn't be
00:23:34cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:39there's nothing
00:23:41cole who are you
00:23:45what was that notification on your phone
00:23:46it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51champagne problems huh
00:23:54you live such a tough life
00:24:00what was i thinking
00:24:02we are from two different worlds
00:24:03he just wants to play with me
00:24:05but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:12why didn't you come to school today
00:24:15i got into a car accident
00:24:16really are you okay
00:24:18you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20he was right
00:24:21who
00:24:22nobody
00:24:23which hospital are you staying at
00:24:24i want to come visit you
00:24:25no no you can't uh
00:24:27i look miserable now
00:24:29you need to see me in style
00:24:31fine if you say so
00:24:33so are we going to prom together
00:24:36hell yeah we are
00:24:42why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:44whoever needs a charity case
00:25:01oh
00:25:02you
00:25:03oh me
00:25:04why is she so lucky
00:25:06cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:12i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14because you don't do any homework
00:25:21you finished it
00:25:23it's okay
00:25:24what would you know each other more
00:25:26i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27i'm curious about you though
00:25:29like uh
00:25:30how close were you with your mom
00:25:33what is he trying to do
00:25:35it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:38i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:43does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:53so
00:25:55are you going to prom
00:25:56uh
00:25:56i don't know
00:25:57i don't know
00:25:59so you have a date
00:26:01or shall i say victim
00:26:02are you jealous of me
00:26:04yeah
00:26:04me
00:26:05jealous
00:26:06no why would i be jealous
00:26:08oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:10you are so full of yourself
00:26:13you can do this on your own
00:26:13yeah
00:26:14okay
00:26:16no way
00:26:18it's a self-locking door
00:26:20really
00:26:21the squirm is going to be back in an hour
00:26:22i'm sure you'll be fine
00:26:23i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:26okay
00:26:26sorry
00:26:27am i that bad
00:26:28i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31don't worry
00:26:32maybe trust me and do
00:26:33no
00:26:34we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36yeah
00:26:47that was my first kiss
00:26:51my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:53it was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips
00:27:07you're really good at this
00:27:09why don't you regret it
00:27:12you know
00:27:13we can do more if you want
00:27:29anyway
00:27:29i've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:33so you want me
00:27:37i think you know which i want you
00:27:43do you want me
00:27:45i want you
00:27:51oh shit
00:27:55anyone in here
00:27:58oh my god
00:27:59how long have you two been in here
00:28:01i really need to change this walk
00:28:03are you two okay
00:28:04oh
00:28:05yeah
00:28:05yeah we're good
00:28:06i think so
00:28:07we're okay
00:28:09nice
00:28:15are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:17what didn't happen
00:28:18hey wait
00:28:19hey wait
00:28:20it's just hormones
00:28:21hey jake
00:28:23can you still play after your accident
00:28:25relax i'm not dead
00:28:26wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:34i gotta go
00:28:36i'm not dead
00:28:39i'm not dead
00:28:40i'm not dead
00:28:43i'm not dead
00:28:43guacamole wizard
00:28:45huh
00:28:48are you all better after your car accident
00:28:50do i know you
00:28:51why is he being so standoffish
00:28:53why is he being so standoffish
00:28:54is he trying to give me a surprise
00:28:55or he heard something about coal
00:28:58you're crushing your soda can
00:29:01she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:04she was in a real car accident
00:29:05and according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:08i'm not gonna make this anymore
00:29:10coal wait
00:29:12oh shit
00:29:17what's up guys
00:29:19um
00:29:20we were just chatting
00:29:21chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:25was there something that you wanted coal
00:29:28hey
00:29:29i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:32they're your favorite
00:29:33right
00:29:36how did you know that
00:29:37tough day huh
00:29:38there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40they're my favorite
00:29:42he couldn't be coal
00:29:44could he?
00:29:50the truth is um
00:29:51a dickhead
00:29:54you honestly get out of here bro
00:29:56you came to my table bro
00:29:58and knocked my ball away
00:30:05there it goes again
00:30:06coal is jealous
00:30:08we got a problem here coal
00:30:10we don't have a problem
00:30:12we don't have a problem
00:30:14right?
00:30:14tell coal to get my ball
00:30:16and we don't have a problem
00:30:18jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22i have the ball now
00:30:23can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27coal and jake are fighting over hayley?
00:30:31maybe i can use that
00:30:34jake!
00:30:35hey!
00:30:37what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:40wait seriously?
00:30:42yeah!
00:30:42just one little catch
00:30:43you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:48alright you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:51if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:54i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like coal
00:30:58but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:04i'm thinking
00:31:05about the report or about him
00:31:07why are you making it so weird about jake?
00:31:09we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:12maybe i've known jake longer
00:31:13no! you don't
00:31:15how do you know that?
00:31:16you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:17stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:19you have no idea
00:31:25oh my god
00:31:27is jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41hayley! someone's here to see you
00:31:55are you asking me to prom?
00:31:58too cheesy?
00:31:59no, it's cute
00:32:01the accident? the mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04he is guacamole wizard
00:32:06so um, what do you think?
00:32:09you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11i
00:32:11i should feel happy
00:32:13but why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17hey can we not?
00:32:22dude, seriously what is your problem?
00:32:25my problem here dude
00:32:26is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:31wow
00:32:32that is some weak shit man
00:32:34oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36is this weak shit?
00:32:40oh my god
00:32:48wow
00:32:49he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56wait, i can't
00:32:57colt, put me down
00:32:59put me down
00:33:00put me down
00:33:02don't do that again
00:33:16new couple alert?
00:33:18fuck off jen
00:33:19why do you hate me so much cool?
00:33:21you and i, we're not that different
00:33:23and if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:25i think that we would make a great match
00:33:28like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:30i might say yes
00:33:34jen
00:33:35you wanna go to prom
00:33:36with me
00:33:37jen
00:33:38you wanna go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:41we're both hot
00:33:42and we're both rich
00:33:43and our dads have been in business like forever
00:33:45so
00:33:47how romantic
00:33:48i think i'll pass
00:33:51you're gonna regret this call edmunds
00:33:55oh here they come
00:33:58if i message crocamoly wizard
00:34:00i wonder if jake's phone will thing
00:34:04what should we wear to prom?
00:34:06and the dean's list
00:34:16i'll talk to you later
00:34:17i'll see you around school okay?
00:34:18okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:19bye
00:34:21he's so different
00:34:22maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:25okay i'll stay with you
00:34:27Haley?
00:34:34what are you doing?
00:34:37jeez
00:34:38god
00:34:43here i'll get it
00:34:45yeah i know
00:34:49oh
00:34:50you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:53i don't care
00:34:54i do care
00:34:57here we are
00:35:14i'll put a problem with jake
00:35:16i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:18he doesn't even know you
00:35:19and you do?
00:35:21how do you know i like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:23that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:24because
00:35:25i
00:35:26pay attention to what you like
00:35:29i
00:35:29noticed it at lunch
00:35:31the first day
00:35:33you were watching me?
00:35:35just
00:35:36just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:51move
00:35:53colt is talking to Haley again
00:35:55your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:35:58unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:01obviously i do
00:36:02okay then break them up idiot
00:36:05uh
00:36:06what do i do?
00:36:07what do i do?
00:36:08i've got a few ideas
00:36:14hey look
00:36:16someone will take you to prom
00:36:18alright i promise
00:36:19yeah?
00:36:20really like who?
00:36:21i mean the whole school hates me except for jake
00:36:25and you
00:36:25but you're not asking me
00:36:28hey
00:36:29hey
00:36:30oh hey jake
00:36:31hey Hal
00:36:32um
00:36:33i just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:37the other night?
00:36:39yeah it was
00:36:41so
00:36:42sexy
00:36:44you're so sexy
00:36:45jake what are you talking about?
00:36:49i hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:36:57and she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:00oh shit look
00:37:03oh shit
00:37:04oh shit
00:37:06oh shit
00:37:06oh
00:37:08oh
00:37:08oh
00:37:08oh
00:37:09oh
00:37:10oh
00:37:11oh
00:37:13oh
00:37:13oh
00:37:14oh
00:37:14oh
00:37:16oh my god
00:37:17oh
00:37:18oh
00:37:22oh
00:37:32oh
00:37:48stop
00:37:48stop
00:37:48stop
00:37:48stop
00:37:48stop
00:37:48stop
00:37:48stop
00:37:48stop
00:37:48stop
00:37:48All right.
00:37:49All right.
00:38:04What are you doing here?
00:38:06Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I can do after you save my ass today.
00:38:12The locker thing.
00:38:14That was an accident.
00:38:15Oh, sure.
00:38:18So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:22No.
00:38:24He lied about that.
00:38:25I don't know why, though.
00:38:27Good.
00:38:30Father that asshole, every time he looks at you,
00:38:32makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:34Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:37I could kill him.
00:38:41Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:46Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:55Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:05Oh, my God, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:25Oh, sorry.
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:31What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:37They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:40Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:46Oh.
00:39:47What are you...
00:39:48Are you almost crying?
00:39:50It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:54Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:10Mrs. Scorman, it's burning!
00:40:11Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:12Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:15Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:18Shit.
00:40:30Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry. Gotta get to student council.
00:40:37Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:40The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:45You don't know about the...
00:40:48Come on.
00:41:00Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:04It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:07Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:17Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:20We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:24No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:26It means...
00:41:27It means I can't...
00:41:29Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:35He's really important to me.
00:41:40And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:41:57Big ol' ego and...
00:41:59Rich kid for bravo.
00:42:00Okay, okay, I-I get it.
00:42:05You're kinda sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:13Oh my god.
00:42:14Thank you!
00:42:16Oh my god.
00:42:18You're a miracle worker.
00:42:25Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:27You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:29Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh my god.
00:42:41Oh my god.
00:42:46Oh!
00:42:47Morning, Valley Whore!
00:42:49How are things in the castle?
00:42:51Oh my god!
00:42:55Valley Whore?
00:42:57What are they talking about?
00:43:13Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:17Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:24Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:27Yeah.
00:43:28Hey, Valley Whore!
00:43:29Show him what you really like!
00:43:30Oh my god!
00:43:35Oh my god!
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:50Here, this is for you.
00:43:55oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:02was that
00:44:02kid ella but i definitely got to reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:08what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore
00:44:14is a catfish because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:44stop it stop stop
00:44:49i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:55jake hey now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:05who's guacamole wizard
00:45:08here you go
00:45:11oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:15oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:19what why would you do that oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:26jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:32sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:39yeah nothing personal
00:45:47all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:53that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:02let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property
00:46:07it wasn't school property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with
00:46:13this shit
00:46:14could it be because her father's running for senate colt you think that's what it could be
00:46:18who cares i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom
00:46:25what oh over my dead body oh because you're like that hailey girl
00:46:31i'm firing her mother right now no no please don't
00:46:34please then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:40you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:50come on you big coward message him
00:46:53just do it just do it
00:46:57you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:06i could never think that
00:47:13but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now
00:47:16i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:23i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:25if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:38okay
00:47:40you got this haley
00:47:41just take a deep breath you got this
00:47:44you got this
00:47:48you look beautiful
00:47:52thank you mom
00:48:12hey haley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:15hi hey max your house is gorgeous i mean
00:48:19no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:21you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:23they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:39what are you doing here valley whore
00:48:44looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:46hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:54jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you
00:48:57to me
00:48:57oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:00because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:03those are concerning
00:49:04actually kind of a bit of a perv
00:49:07did you know that haley
00:49:08she's a little pervy princess
00:49:11pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:15pervy princess
00:49:17pervy princess
00:49:18hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:22leave me alone
00:49:24is there a fire
00:49:25okay we set off the alarm
00:49:28is there a fire
00:49:41oh
00:49:42oh
00:49:42oh
00:49:43oh
00:49:46oh
00:49:46oh
00:49:55oh
00:50:18are you
00:50:19him
00:50:21would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend
00:50:24okay cole is not
00:50:25him
00:50:26anyways we are going to the prom together
00:50:28no i'm not
00:50:30yes you are
00:50:31it's okay
00:50:32you can be honest about your feelings
00:50:34hmm
00:50:35so you too
00:50:36this whole time
00:50:39oh
00:50:40oh my god
00:50:41i am such an idiot
00:50:43hey wait
00:50:45wait
00:50:48hey wait
00:50:50please at least take my jacket
00:50:51you know if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:54you didn't have to go to the extra effort
00:50:55jen was doing just fine
00:50:57i wasn't trying to humiliate you
00:50:58then what were you trying to do
00:50:59i guess you
00:51:01obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus
00:51:04i knew i shouldn't have trusted you
00:51:07what about guacamole was it
00:51:10what are you
00:51:19who is that
00:51:20i don't know
00:51:21just the devil
00:51:24get in the car
00:51:27i'm not going to ask you again cole
00:51:29get in the car
00:51:30dad can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to
00:51:33hayley
00:51:34i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:37hi mr evans
00:51:38so
00:51:40you're the scholarship trash
00:51:41that's hell bent on ruining cole's life
00:51:44well i've got news for you young lady
00:51:46my son
00:51:47is going to marry a good girl
00:51:49from a respectable family
00:51:51and that's not you
00:51:52you will be forgotten
00:51:54you're a maid's daughter
00:51:56and your mom works for me
00:51:58stay away from him
00:52:00or i swear to god
00:52:02your mother is fire
00:52:04dad stop
00:52:05don't you touch my family
00:52:07i'll stay away
00:52:09hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:13i hate everything you stand for
00:52:16i hate your greed
00:52:18and your callousness
00:52:19and your elitist ideas of what you think
00:52:21a good person looks like
00:52:22i hate everything about you
00:52:24i hate all of it
00:52:25i don't want any part of it
00:52:28so cole
00:52:29go with your dad
00:52:33hayley
00:52:37fuck this
00:52:41no laptop
00:52:43and no phone
00:52:44for a week
00:52:45ever since mom died
00:52:46you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:47hayley not that's real love
00:52:49why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:50i promised your mother i would make you a success son
00:52:54even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:04hi hayley
00:53:05i'm emma
00:53:06i know who you are
00:53:07right
00:53:08i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped and ruin your life
00:53:13so i wanted to return your laptop to you
00:53:16goodness new
00:53:21oh wow
00:53:23thanks emma
00:53:24okay bye
00:53:30one down
00:53:31one to go
00:53:32you're so cool
00:53:34i know emma
00:53:35wanna go to prom
00:53:36why not
00:53:37why not
00:53:39let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:45hi mr edmund
00:53:47hi max
00:53:48and max's friend
00:53:49sorry we weren't expecting you
00:53:51cole's grounded
00:53:52oh he is
00:53:54but it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:57what can i say max
00:53:59actions have consequences
00:54:01birthday or no cole is grounded
00:54:03well that really sucks
00:54:05because he's also the president of the prom committee
00:54:09we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:12cole
00:54:13my son cole
00:54:15reviewing budgets
00:54:16he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:19well mr edmunds today could be that day
00:54:21and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:23so we can get back to his very important
00:54:25and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:36go away
00:54:41max what
00:54:43what are you guys doing here
00:54:44happy birthday cole
00:54:45i brought you my laptop
00:54:46and logged into your castle claimers account
00:54:48just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:50what
00:54:50what's going on
00:54:52dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:54you can tell hayley who you are now
00:54:55you can be together
00:54:57just log into this stupid game
00:54:58and tell the girl who you love
00:54:59who you really are
00:55:02no
00:55:03i'll tell her myself
00:55:04stick me in your car
00:55:12welcome all the wizard
00:55:16mom i'm fine
00:55:17i just need some time alone
00:55:26open the door
00:55:28wait what
00:55:30he's here
00:55:38it's you
00:55:41i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:45hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the bitter beginning
00:55:48my dad threatened to fire your mom
00:55:49and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:51to tell you who i was
00:55:53i got my inheritance
00:55:55and i can protect you and your family
00:55:56so you don't have to choose
00:56:09hey we have
00:56:11i understand if this changes things
00:56:14if
00:56:14you don't love me the way
00:56:16you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:20look i need you to know i love you
00:56:34cool i love you
00:56:36you do
00:56:37yes you idiot
00:56:39i've loved you for months
00:56:41i mean
00:56:42this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:45because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:48but you're him
00:56:49you didn't expect her
00:56:51i
00:56:52i mean
00:56:52i
00:56:54i always hoped it was you
00:56:57until you hoped
00:56:58yes
00:57:00i hoped it was you
00:57:01you were always there for me
00:57:07you're really fucking hot
00:57:13hey uh
00:57:14one of those things i said we could do
00:57:17here we go
00:57:19yeah
00:57:22take my clothes off
00:57:23you're getting there don't worry
00:57:27i'm so beyond you
00:57:29just beyond me
00:57:33i'm so beyond you
00:57:40just beyond me
00:57:46okay so
00:57:48what do you think
00:57:4910 out of 10
00:57:51yeah
00:57:51yeah
00:57:52we'll do again
00:57:53i'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:56i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:59all right
00:58:00all right that's fair
00:58:01i'll uh
00:58:02i'll take that as a win
00:58:08what is my life now
00:58:10am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:13oh god no
00:58:14i fully expect you to
00:58:16continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:18no i'll just
00:58:19i'll just lust behind it
00:58:21there's always been lust behind it
00:58:23i'll ask you in a minute
00:58:24no more
00:58:25stop it
00:58:28um
00:58:29same
00:58:31isn't promenade
00:58:32i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:35okay
00:58:37but
00:58:37the real question is
00:58:38do you got a date
00:58:42cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:44i would have asked you earlier
00:58:45i would have asked you earlier
00:58:46but jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:47oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:49i don't want to hear it
00:58:51yeah you don't have to ask me please
00:58:52but i don't even have a dress
00:58:56later
00:59:00i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:02and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:04who would have guessed
00:59:09i thought
00:59:10only the best for my princess
00:59:13where did you get that
00:59:14uh
00:59:15i might have
00:59:16gotten you a dress
00:59:18on the off chance that you
00:59:20might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:22and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:26of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:32mr edmonds
00:59:33i'd expect you to be here
00:59:35cole
00:59:35are you here
00:59:38cole
00:59:38are you here
00:59:41mr edmonds
00:59:42you can't just park into my house like this
00:59:44i see you cole
00:59:45you are a big pro
01:00:03hey uh
01:00:04you almost done in there
01:00:06you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:08in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:11okay i'm ready
01:00:23what do you think
01:00:28my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:34uh-uh-uh
01:00:35i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:37you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4020 more minutes
01:00:41we're in
01:00:43deal
01:00:47thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes
01:00:51i hear we have a winner
01:00:55and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:00jen longfellow
01:01:02thank you
01:01:03oh my god
01:01:05thank you guys so much
01:01:08seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:10i mean like
01:01:10who else would win
01:01:12right
01:01:13oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:19oh my god that's haley and cole
01:01:22it was fun
01:01:24it's very too bad
01:01:29hey uh
01:01:30most time that's up
01:01:32no
01:01:33but
01:01:34who cares
01:01:43i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:48come on everyone say it with me
01:01:50pervy princess
01:01:51pervy princess
01:01:52pervy princess
01:01:59wait wait wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:03make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:10don't worry daddy if i can't have it no one can
01:02:15i'm gonna destroy hayley rod's life is this real
01:02:19jen's crazy
01:02:22who did this
01:02:23who did this
01:02:27what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:31you little
01:02:32you know jen
01:02:35you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:42but quite frankly
01:02:44you are the worst
01:02:46and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:51you can't do that
01:02:52i'm the principal so uh
01:02:54yes i can
01:03:03there was no internship you lied to me
01:03:14hayley catch
01:03:19my princess finally has her crown
01:03:24now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:26oh yeah no can do
01:03:28all i have to offer
01:03:29is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:33and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:35oh how can i refuse
01:03:42oh no that's my dad
01:03:47we are going home right now
01:03:50you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:52yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:54you talk all the time
01:03:56about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:58yet
01:03:59you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:02and it's because of hayley
01:04:04and you can accept that
01:04:05i'll make my own path
01:04:07and best believe me i can
01:04:10i'll say this
01:04:11that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:17joy pro
01:04:24i am so proud of you
01:04:28i kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:31that was terrifying
01:04:33it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:35well so
01:04:38i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:41oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:43yeah you do
01:04:44oh my god
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