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00:09To secure an early retirement, I joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test-tube
00:14baby for a mysterious client.
00:16I'm warning you again.
00:18Absolute confidentiality about the president's identity, not a single word.
00:22Otherwise, you won't live to see another sunrise.
00:34Mr. President, eyes on me.
00:46Take your clothes off.
00:54Three years by his side, taking down his enemies, handling the press.
01:00I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him.
01:02The first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady.
01:18Not long after, the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one.
01:23I was the last one to find out I was pregnant.
01:26Once I have this baby, I'll take the money and go.
01:29First lady?
01:30Nah, that's not in the cards for me.
01:32Nurse?
01:33Doctor?
01:34Surrogate number one just had her baby.
01:35It's a boy.
01:37Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her.
01:39The second the president saw the kid, he had her and the baby kicked out, said the baby she had
01:43was some other guy's bastard.
01:45Wait!
01:45She actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:47I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it.
01:50But then, one by one, the other women had their babies.
01:53The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his.
01:55Every last one of them got kicked out.
01:57Take your bastard and get lost.
01:58Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance.
02:00I swear I can give you a child.
02:02Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor.
02:06Come on, push!
02:08Give it everything!
02:08Baby's almost here!
02:17One last push!
02:18Come on, you can do it!
02:19The baby's here!
02:21A healthy baby!
02:24Monster!
02:25Monster!
02:29What's wrong?
02:33What the hell?
02:34I just gave birth to dog pups?
02:37How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:40Oh no, this is bad.
02:42The president won't even need a test.
02:45No!
02:45Just one look and he'll know this isn't his.
02:47I'm definitely getting kicked out now.
02:50And the money?
02:50Gone.
02:54What's going on here?
03:03What should I do?
03:04What should I do?
03:14Where's my baby?
03:19Tell me, where is my child?
03:22Mr. President, I'm so sorry.
03:24I let you down.
03:25Sorry for what?
03:26I lied.
03:27I...
03:29I wasn't pregnant.
03:31That wasn't a baby coming out.
03:32That was...
03:33That was a massive, toxic, waste-level crap.
03:36One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
03:41A fake pregnancy?
03:42So you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:46That's because I was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby.
03:49I took all kinds of hormone shots and it...
03:51It made me look pregnant.
03:52Today...
03:52Today I just ate too much and had to go.
03:58What was that sound?
04:06Mr. President!
04:07You should stay back!
04:08I just went.
04:09It's pretty rank.
04:11So I skipped a budget hearing and a National Security Council meeting and waited two hours here just for you
04:16to take a clap?
04:18Mr. President, I really didn't mean for this to happen.
04:22Just give me more time.
04:24I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby.
04:26I won't waste my sperm on you anymore.
04:29But what about the surrogacy money?
04:31After playing me like this, you'll work as a cleaner in the White House until you've paid off your debt.
04:36What?
04:40No money.
04:41And now I'm stuck working for free.
04:43What a joke.
04:44You two little troublemakers.
04:46You totally screwed me.
04:48If it weren't for you, who knows?
04:50Maybe I'd be first lady now.
04:57Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard.
05:00Eh, whatever.
05:01But hey, you're mine, right?
05:05You guys hungry?
05:06You hungry?
05:17Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:23All right, fine.
05:24Breastfeeding a couple of dogs.
05:26I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom.
05:32Drink up.
05:36Now that's what I call my kids.
05:38Already drinking in style.
05:40You two are going places.
05:42Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little furballs now.
05:48What the hell?
05:49I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm.
05:52So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:57Whose dog is this?
05:59You hurt?
06:00Hey, easy now.
06:02I won't bite.
06:03Wow.
06:03I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
06:08Could it be him?
06:10Nah, I'm definitely going crazy.
06:18Mommy, hug.
06:22You two?
06:23We're the puppies?
06:24How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:26And they're already big and can talk.
06:27What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:29Mommy!
06:32Their cheeks are soft and warm.
06:34Feels just like regular kids.
06:37Mommy, hug.
06:39Okay, okay.
06:41Mommy's good baby.
06:44Puppy kids, whatever.
06:45You're mine and that's all that matters.
06:50Those two little monsters eat more every day.
06:52This might just last them one day.
06:55What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:57I just don't want to waste anything.
06:59You're always talking about saving food, so I'm supporting you.
07:03Just focus on paying off your debt.
07:05Don't try anything cute.
07:07I get it.
07:15Bro, do you think Mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:18Mom worked so hard for us.
07:20We got to get her a gift.
07:22I think I smell bad.
07:24I think I smell bad.
07:50Oh, I'm sorry.
08:15Oh, she's going to be mad.
08:19I don't know.
08:19which fork to use, what makes you think you're qualified?
08:24Quick qualified?
08:25What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:28It took me three years to get where I am.
08:30Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through countless nights, and you?
08:33You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it?
08:36I never thought of it that way.
08:38Remember your place, janitor.
08:41Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:45Miss Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:48What?
08:51Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:54Hey, babies, Mommy's home.
08:58Mommy!
08:59We got you a present.
09:01A present?
09:02What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:08For you, Mommy.
09:12Mommy!
09:14Here, take this.
09:16The presidential seal?
09:17The nuclear button briefcase?
09:20No, no!
09:27So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:29How could you steal this stuff?
09:32We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:35We found it in some room.
09:37This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:39You should wear it.
09:41Oh, no, oh, no.
09:42We are so screwed.
09:45Code red.
09:46Lock it in the White House.
09:47Search every room.
09:48Not one corner gets missed.
09:50Oh, my God.
09:51If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:56Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:58This is the last one the maids orders.
10:00Open the door.
10:07There they are!
10:09Right here!
10:11Oh, my God.
10:12Caught red-handed.
10:13I'm definitely going to jail.
10:15Leah Cole, why are my presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase in your room?
10:20Mr. President, I don't know anything.
10:24I went to work early this morning, and when I got back, these things were just here.
10:29It must be the real thief.
10:30They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House, so they dumped the stuff in my room to
10:34throw everyone off or set me up.
10:36That lie is full of holes.
10:38Your room is so remote.
10:39Which thief would just happen to come here?
10:42You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch.
10:45Just tell the truth already.
10:46Ma'am, look at me.
10:47I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:48Why would I steal something like that?
10:50I've got no motive.
10:51Mr. President, don't forget.
10:53This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:56When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:58I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
11:01That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase, to set you up and destroy your reputation.
11:06Tell me, who put you up to this?
11:09Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:11I swear, I didn't.
11:13Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
11:16Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:18I think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now.
11:23No, I'm not a spy.
11:24I swear.
11:25Then let's do it in Norway.
11:33Oh, my God.
11:36Get down from there now.
11:38That's the president.
11:40Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:48What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:54You dirty bitch.
11:55You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays.
11:58Someone, kill these animals.
12:00Throw them in the trash.
12:00No!
12:01No!
12:06Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
12:09I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
12:11They're like my own kids.
12:13I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones.
12:15It's hard enough.
12:16Please, don't hurt them.
12:17I swear I'll train them to use the toilet.
12:19And they won't chew up your shoes.
12:23Mr. President!
12:24These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
12:28And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:34You really like them, huh?
12:38Well, duh.
12:39They're my kids.
12:40Of course I like them.
12:42Yes!
12:42They're adorable!
12:44Please just let me keep them.
12:46I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess.
12:48I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
12:53Too bad they're just regular wolf cubs.
12:55Wish they were werewolves.
12:57This ends here.
12:58No one speaks of this.
13:00Thank you, Mr. President.
13:13We're finally gone.
13:15You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:18If you pull something like that again, I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:23You can be her little hand warmers.
13:37You can be her little hand warmers.
13:38Mr. President, I checked it out.
13:40Not so straight as the woman brought them to the hospital.
13:42But where they actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
13:46No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
13:49So why lie?
13:52I wasn't pregnant.
13:53That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:55That was a massive, toxic, waste-level crap.
13:59One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
14:05Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
14:08Yes, sir.
14:19Hey, easy now.
14:21I won't bite.
14:22But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:29What is that woman hiding?
14:33Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:37Tell me, what did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:42I didn't see anything.
14:47Tell the truth.
14:48Okay, okay, I'll talk.
14:50I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:52She gave birth of two puppies.
14:55And then I passed out from shock.
14:59You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pops?
15:02Yes, I swear.
15:04Every word is true.
15:05I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
15:08So that's it.
15:09Yesterday was so weird.
15:10Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase
15:13is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
15:15But he totally let me off.
15:16And he even touched my pups.
15:18Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:19Get the cages ready.
15:20I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:31Quick, hide.
15:37What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:39Those are for feeding my dogs.
15:42Feeding dogs?
15:43With people's dishes?
15:45Leah Cole, this is the White House.
15:47Not your trailer park.
15:48Now hand over those mutts.
15:50The president said I could keep them.
15:53The president runs a country.
15:54You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:58Search the place.
15:59Find those little beasts.
16:01I'm throwing them out myself.
16:10The president said I could keep them.
16:12You can't...
16:14Out of my way!
16:20You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:23Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
16:27Let me tell you something.
16:28You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
16:32There, you little bastard dogs!
16:36Grab them.
16:39Stray dogs dare to bite-bite?
16:41Kill them!
16:42Do it now!
16:46No!
16:48Hit her.
17:01Don't move.
17:02You forgot what you promised Mommy yesterday.
17:07Promise me.
17:08Never shift in front of anyone else.
17:11Or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:14Okay, Mommy.
17:18What are you waiting for?
17:20Pull those little beasts out!
17:23No!
17:24Don't hurt my kids!
17:27Kids?
17:27What kids?
17:34Leah Cole,
17:35have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad
17:38that you actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
17:41You can't have a real baby,
17:43so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:44You're disgusting!
17:46You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
17:51You scheming little bitch.
17:54I'm not letting you stick around.
17:56I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die.
17:59Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
18:11Don't be scared.
18:13Don't be scared.
18:14Mommy's here.
18:15What are you waiting for?
18:16Hit her too!
18:17Beat her until she stops moving!
18:31I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:44I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:46I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:48Olivia, you've got some nerve.
18:49I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here.
18:51Why do you bring people to hurt them?
18:53Mr. President, you misunderstand.
18:55I was worried about rabies.
18:56What if they pose a risk to you?
18:57I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back.
19:03She's lying.
19:04She just wanted to kill my dogs.
19:05Sorry I'm late.
19:06She's lying.
19:08She's lying.
19:10She's lying.
19:13She's lying.
19:15She's lying.
19:15These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
19:37Oh my God.
19:38The President?
19:39The President is holding me?
19:42What kind of script is this?
19:44He saved me?
19:45And he's being... gentle?
19:48Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:51Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around the White House,
19:55security's looking for someone to walk the dogs.
19:57You'd be perfect.
19:58Mr. President, I just didn't think it through.
20:00But I was only worried about your safety.
20:02You too.
20:03Are you here to protect me, or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
20:06Mr. President, we...
20:08If you can't figure out who signs your checks, I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast.
20:11They're short on people in the Middle East.
20:13You leave tomorrow.
20:15See what a real field assignment looks like.
20:17Mr. President, we're sorry!
20:19Please, give us another chance!
20:20Mr. President, this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back.
20:25I've already disinfected the area, just needs oint applied regularly.
20:28I'll do it.
20:35Um, maybe I should just do it myself?
20:37I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
20:41Oh my god!
20:42The President just touched me!
20:43Why is he being so nice to me?
20:45We've only known each other for a few days!
20:47Is he... is he up to something?
20:55I promise you, what happened today will never happen again.
20:58Thank you for saving me, Mr. President.
21:02Come in!
21:04Mr. President, about what happened today, it was my mistake.
21:08I hope you can forgive me.
21:10Olivia, I've never doubted your work.
21:13But you need to understand, my personal life is none of your business.
21:18Yes, sir.
21:20From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner.
21:22Move her into the room next to mine.
21:25What?!
21:26And one more thing.
21:28The White House Correspondents' Dinner is the day after tomorrow.
21:30Leah will attend as my girlfriend, we're making it official.
21:33Girlfriend?
21:34Girlfriend?
21:35Mr. President?
21:37This... this isn't right, I'm just a cleaner, I...
21:41No one deserves it more than you.
21:43What is wrong with this man?
21:45Did someone drug him?
21:46I mean, okay, he's hot and the body's not bad, but this is too fast.
21:49I am not ready for this.
21:50Mr. President!
21:51Every major media outlet will be at that dinner.
21:53Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless!
21:56If they dig into her background, your reputation...
21:58Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia.
22:01I'm sure you'll do a great job at the dinner party.
22:06Too bad he doesn't know.
22:07These two little ones are his own flesh and blood.
22:10Only these two pups are truly mine.
22:13None of those women bore my seed, but no one can know I'm a werewolf.
22:17Their real identity has to stay hidden for now.
22:27Miss Cole?
22:28This is your room.
22:29If you need anything, just call me.
22:38Okay, come out, babies.
22:42Mommy!
22:46My good babies.
22:51Kids?
22:52You sure the maid heard right?
22:53Positive.
22:54Two kids, four or five years old, called her mommy.
22:57Ugh.
22:58Got it.
22:59This bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy.
23:02Those brats are probably leftovers from some job.
23:04Baby data ran off.
23:05No one wanted them, so she got stuck with them.
23:07Then we should tell the President.
23:08Let him know she's got two kids in tow.
23:09He'll dump her for sure.
23:10That's too easy for her.
23:12Tomorrow is the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
23:15Every media outlet in the country will be there.
23:17I'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone.
23:19She'll crawl out of the White House in shame.
23:23Mommy's going to a dinner tonight.
23:25You two stay here, sleep tight, and no sneaking out.
23:29Got it?
23:30Got it, Mommy.
23:32Bye-bye, Mommy.
23:39Mr. President, we hear you're announcing something big tonight.
23:43Any hints?
23:44You'll know soon enough.
23:55Who is she?
23:56I don't remember every First Lady looking that young and gorgeous.
23:59Maybe some European princess?
24:00She's got that kind of vibe.
24:02Whoever she is, tomorrow's front page is locked.
24:19You look stunning tonight.
24:20Shall we dance?
24:24Mr. President, I don't know how.
24:28Just follow my lead.
24:35The President is dancing with her?
24:38This is huge.
24:47No, no, no. Snap out of it, Leah.
24:50He's the President.
24:51Half the women in America could kill to marry him.
24:54What makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance?
24:57Get a grip.
24:59Allow me to introduce my girlfriend, Leah Cole.
25:08He actually said it.
25:13Mr. President, what's Ms. Cole's background?
25:16How long have you two been together?
25:17How did you meet?
25:21Don't be afraid.
25:24My girlfriend is an ordinary girl.
25:25No noble background, no complicated past.
25:27She's clean, she's simple.
25:28I don't want my position to affect our relationship.
25:31I'm counting on all of you, please.
25:32Leave her alone.
25:36Ms. Cole, do you feel pressure being the President's girlfriend?
25:41I...
25:41How many boyfriends have you had before?
25:45I've never dated anyone.
25:46So that means the President is your first love.
25:54Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President, but there are two children at the door.
25:58They say they're looking for their mother.
26:00I wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking for, I didn't dare stop them.
26:07My babies!
26:07Oh my god.
26:08And I was afraid of being one of my babies.
26:09No two.
26:10No one was the one.
26:13I'm afraid of being one of my babies.
26:13I can't wait for them to rest or any one.
26:14I mean...
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