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Full Episode of Oops! My Rich Husband is Faking Coma
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00:00:04have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married
00:00:08the bride and the groom are entering please everyone rise for them
00:00:18true love security social conditioning for me it's simple money
00:00:33mrs bellucci must be losing her mind they actually found a bride for lewis poor girl
00:00:39actually marrying a vegetable or hard thing that's ann morris the famous paparazzi people
00:00:46like her never do anything for free she's definitely getting something out of this marriage
00:00:53ms morris do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him in good times
00:01:02and bad
00:01:02in sickness and in health for the rest of your life
00:01:11please everybody knows the bellucci air is basically a vegetable and he ugly and old i'm not marrying that
00:01:19man they only need a wife in name to seal the deal surely i won't let you be the one
00:01:25sacrificed
00:01:26and you'll do it time for you to contribute to this family why me ever since your father died
00:01:34i've cared for you for years without asking for one cent don't you think it's time you paid something
00:01:41back well if by care you mean making me your maid and never paying me a single dollar then sure
00:01:52watch your tone girl and remember i'm still holding your mother's urn so if you don't want anything to
00:01:59happen to it okay fine but if you want me to take the hit for linda it'll cost you
00:02:10a hundred thousand dollars
00:02:15since you're so eager to sell yourself out
00:02:19deal
00:02:24i do
00:02:28my family thought they could ruin me wrong bellucci pays five million dollars for an heir
00:02:33i'll take the money buy my freedom and live better than all of them
00:02:43thank you
00:02:44happy to be here today grandma ann pleasure to meet you hi
00:02:52wow getting married on valentine's day how uh romantic oh and these balloons absolutely adorable
00:02:58i just had to grab one for myself but you know what i think you need this more than i
00:03:03do
00:03:03oh well that's very lovely thank you and you are i'm louis brother oh well half brother
00:03:15we don't have the same mom but that's never stopped me from seeing louis as my most beloved
00:03:20older brother but today has been just so touching so warm and so much thank you it fills my heart
00:03:32warmth to see louis finally settling down right i know
00:03:38well i better be getting out of here bye grandma
00:03:41bye pleasure to meet you ann
00:03:44me too
00:03:44enjoy my brother
00:03:52um i did not realize louis had a brother
00:03:55uh-huh it's just a mistake louis's father's made years ago he's an odd boy but harmless
00:04:02so now that the wedding is done ann when do you plan on giving the family an heir
00:04:13oh um yes about that i i would love to eventually um it's just
00:04:20you know given that louis is in a vegetative state at the moment uh maybe we can i can try
00:04:29uh what's the tech stuff called um ivf don't you worry dear the doctor says all the important
00:04:36parts are still working excuse me
00:04:45wait did he just
00:04:50did he just move i know it sounds crazy right but maybe it's god's twisted little miracle
00:04:57he left louis at least one chance to give us an heir did you see it am i crazy i
00:05:04know honey he can't really
00:05:06move right now but look at the bright side you're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots
00:05:12choose whatever positions work for you dear oh i promised my girlfriends
00:05:18we'd go to a valentine single party tonight so we're gonna be heading first
00:05:24oh and remember you're sleeping in louis's room tonight
00:05:28sure love to
00:05:32well miss ann i leave him in your capable hands
00:05:42all right lovely family you have there
00:05:49let's go
00:06:01i swear i saw you move this afternoon are you really unconscious are you faking it
00:06:09hello
00:06:15hello
00:06:16hello
00:06:18let's see
00:06:30oh my god
00:06:32how do you stay unconscious for two years and still have abs
00:06:38okay
00:06:40well still no reaction i guess you really are
00:06:43i'm not faking it
00:07:03it's insane
00:07:05and my new husband he is nothing like the rumors
00:07:10he is young he is hot
00:07:13guess what he can still have sex
00:07:16i know my mother-in-law literally told me that
00:07:21so weird
00:07:25all right maybe i should see for myself
00:07:33maybe i should see for myself
00:07:37i'm just kidding
00:07:40okay
00:07:41i should go
00:07:41i have work in the morning and i want to catch a few good stories
00:07:45bye
00:07:55okay
00:08:03good night dear
00:08:12crazy woman huh
00:08:14much better when she's quiet
00:08:31good morning husband
00:08:36okay
00:08:38see you later
00:08:52sir
00:08:53i think that woman's beginning to suspect that you're not really out
00:08:57should we
00:08:58look in there
00:09:02not for now
00:09:06ann morris
00:09:07the most popular entertainment reporter
00:09:10dubbed most trustworthy paparazzi
00:09:13i didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing
00:09:15me neither
00:09:18i think my new wife might be just what i need to stir up a little trouble for vincent
00:09:22i don't know
00:09:24my god it's really him
00:09:25your job's so big
00:09:26zach
00:09:26i know what the deal is
00:09:28where is charlotte
00:09:30i'm just trying to
00:09:31i'm
00:09:34is that zach
00:09:35he turns down our interviews all the time
00:09:38zach people are saying that
00:09:39you and director michael are more than just co-workers
00:09:42is that true
00:09:43cool
00:09:43so a second ago i'm a womanizer now i'm gay that's awesome
00:09:46there you are i have been looking for you everywhere
00:09:52um quick intro i am a zach's new lawyer
00:09:57you guys are flash grid right
00:09:58classic look i figured
00:10:00we've actually had quite a few cases concerning your company recently
00:10:05say director nick
00:10:06oh
00:10:07um okay
00:10:09we are so very very sorry to disturb you
00:10:12um yeah let's get out of here
00:10:16that was a fantastic performance miss lawyer
00:10:19thank you i will i will take that as a compliment
00:10:21oh yeah you just saved my ass
00:10:24what could i ever do to repay you
00:10:27well i
00:10:30that is actually that's all the things i need
00:10:32bye sir
00:10:35fuck me another paparazzi
00:10:41ann morris
00:10:43i can remember that
00:10:45oh
00:10:49evening miss bellucci
00:10:51good evening ann
00:10:52come here
00:10:53i have something to talk to you about
00:10:56if i remember correctly you're a paparazzi
00:10:59right
00:11:00yes
00:11:00well i i work for an entertainment news outlet
00:11:03so we do street shots interviews
00:11:05okay never mind
00:11:07i have an opportunity for you
00:11:09i've arranged for you to go on a movie set this friday
00:11:12to do some entertainment coverage
00:11:15really
00:11:16that's that's amazing thank you
00:11:18so this is what it's like to marry into money
00:11:21feels so damn good
00:11:23of course
00:11:24a career
00:11:26is important for any woman
00:11:29i've always thought you had potential
00:11:32in more ways than one
00:11:37thank you miss bellucci
00:11:38call me chanda
00:11:39oh and by the way
00:11:41steve's off today
00:11:42so
00:11:43you'll have to help louis with his night routine
00:11:46oh
00:11:47meaning
00:11:49shower and stuff
00:11:50i'm sure you'll manage
00:11:53oh
00:11:53it's getting late
00:11:55i'm heading to bed
00:11:57good night
00:12:03shower
00:12:04that's gonna be
00:12:07tricky
00:12:13there you go
00:12:15okay
00:12:17now what
00:12:18what is this crazy woman up to now
00:12:24well
00:12:25you know
00:12:26it may not kill you to skip a shower for a day
00:12:28so
00:12:29how about i just wash your hair
00:12:32if you don't say anything
00:12:33i'll take that as a yes
00:12:34not
00:12:36not funny
00:12:39let's do this
00:12:41let's do this
00:12:43oh my god
00:12:47i can't
00:12:49get this
00:12:57sorry
00:12:59totally
00:13:00totally
00:13:00did that on purpose
00:13:00what a horrible woman
00:13:05i'm sorry about that
00:13:07a little clumsy sometimes
00:13:11i really didn't expect you to be
00:13:14this built
00:13:17well
00:13:18uh
00:13:19let's
00:13:21do this thing
00:13:22please just make it quick
00:13:24i'm really done with this
00:13:26here we go
00:13:32okay
00:13:37i really do not know if this is what i was waiting for
00:13:45i'm gonna get all in there
00:13:49oh
00:13:54sorry
00:13:55sorry
00:13:55i have a little for you
00:14:05what am i sitting on
00:14:10oh my god
00:14:21you know i
00:14:22i thought chanda was kidding
00:14:25i did not expect you to actually get hard
00:14:32maybe i should start thinking about having a baby for the money
00:14:38pardon me husband
00:14:42i guess we better
00:14:44move fast
00:14:45before you calm down
00:15:19what
00:15:21what
00:15:22you
00:15:23you're alive
00:15:24you can actually move
00:15:26relax okay
00:15:27it's a long story
00:15:28relax
00:15:29were you just awake the whole time in the bathroom
00:15:33you were such a pervert
00:15:34okay oh my god
00:15:35hold on
00:15:36you were the one that jumped at the chance to bathe me
00:15:38and by the way
00:15:39you almost drowned me
00:15:40drowned you
00:15:41yes
00:15:42please you were enjoying it
00:15:43you literally got hard
00:15:44who was the one who was just trying to take off my pants huh
00:15:47who's the pervert now
00:15:48has anyone ever told you you had a real smart ass mouth
00:15:50yes
00:15:51many times
00:15:52what
00:15:52two years ago when i was awake
00:15:54yeah
00:15:55you've been faking it for two years
00:15:57why i don't get it
00:15:59okay
00:16:00long story short
00:16:01my half brother vincent has been trying to kill me
00:16:04he's incredibly dangerous
00:16:05so i
00:16:06i faked being in a coma
00:16:08to try and lay low for a while
00:16:09a while
00:16:10okay don't pick
00:16:12all right
00:16:12come on
00:16:13you met him by the way
00:16:14after the wedding
00:16:15purple suit
00:16:16trying way too hard
00:16:17aw man
00:16:19pleasure to meet you
00:16:21yeah
00:16:21he seemed way too concerned about you
00:16:23yes
00:16:23far too concerned
00:16:25two years ago
00:16:26he messed with my medications
00:16:27more than once
00:16:28that's really bad
00:16:30yeah
00:16:30i have a profitable plan for you
00:16:33what plan
00:16:35dig up everything you can on vincent
00:16:37find anything you can to take him down
00:16:39i mean that's that's what you do right
00:16:42well i don't think about it
00:16:43you just said he was dangerous
00:16:46you do this
00:16:48i'd give you eight million dollars
00:16:52yeah
00:16:52think about it
00:16:54much more profitable than my mom's baby bonus plan
00:16:57whatever it is
00:16:58true
00:17:01ten million
00:17:05greedy girl
00:17:08fine
00:17:09deal
00:17:14for once grandma got it right
00:17:16a woman whose whole brain is just money
00:17:18might be exactly what i need
00:17:21oh my god
00:17:22we're all gonna die
00:17:27oh
00:17:29i know
00:17:32oh
00:17:33um i'm here for an interview
00:17:35miss bellucci sent me
00:17:36madam can i see your work badge
00:17:38sure
00:17:45uh right about that
00:17:47um
00:17:48i can't seem to find it at the moment
00:17:50but maybe
00:17:51i can show you a business card instead
00:17:53i'm sorry miss i cannot let you enter
00:17:55oh
00:17:58what is it this time
00:18:00another paparazzi trying to sneak in
00:18:02do people still fall for tricks this cheap
00:18:04madam
00:18:05she claims mrs bellucci sent her
00:18:08but she does not have a work badge
00:18:11her
00:18:11her
00:18:12the place
00:18:13she looks like she just walked off a construction site
00:18:16there's no way sean to send her
00:18:18i have a photo with miss bellucci if that helps prove it
00:18:22then show me
00:18:24okay
00:18:26now
00:18:39oh please
00:18:40if you're gonna fake a photo at least make it be something believable
00:18:44i can't believe you had the guts to photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with lewis
00:18:49and ask his bride no less
00:18:50photoshop i did not photoshop this that is me
00:18:53keep dreaming
00:18:57i've seen plenty like you before
00:18:59the stench of cheap desperation it really stinks
00:19:03okay i am not gonna waste my breath on you so i'll just calm as blue chi myself
00:19:07go right ahead
00:19:13please leave your message
00:19:15oh
00:19:16can't believe this gold digging whore actually thinks she knows shonda
00:19:19but i almost admire her nerve really i do
00:19:22most people in your position would die of embarrassment and humiliation
00:19:26but
00:19:27hey
00:19:27the next time you want to play a high society
00:19:29how about you dust off your cheap clothes first
00:19:33she is a real fake then we'll have her removed immediately get her out of my sight get off me
00:19:38i can walk myself out okay
00:19:41what's a movie star you are so glamorous on screen that's trashy in real life
00:19:47you think i'm low class
00:19:50fine
00:19:51i will just be a low class paparazzi waiting to write your scandal myself
00:19:57how dare you you little bitch you think you can humiliate me people like you spend their whole lives crawling
00:20:03in the dirt you're a freaking psycho you really don't know who i am do you i'm the man heiress
00:20:08our family has been close with the beluchis for generations with one single phone call i can make sure you
00:20:15never work in this industry again believe me i can
00:20:24if you beg though i might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart
00:20:28now let's see why don't you lick the dirt off my heel and i'll let you go
00:20:33okay
00:20:34charlotte
00:20:35i just saw the news
00:20:37she's really lewis's new bride
00:20:39what
00:20:43what
00:20:44that
00:20:45that
00:20:46bitch
00:20:46how would she possibly be lewis's bride now do you see it
00:20:50you two grab her
00:20:53what are you doing
00:20:58their liquidity's been shaky for months okay we don't have to do anything yet just
00:21:01leave the hint to the partners let the market do the rest
00:21:04on it sir
00:21:06just so you're aware
00:21:07miss morris is on charlotte's film set for the interview and
00:21:11something seems to have gone wrong
00:21:13what
00:21:14okay i know what charlotte's like on a film set
00:21:16let's go
00:21:17checking it out
00:21:17sir we're going there in person
00:21:19and you're driving
00:21:23you know
00:21:24i was actually planning on meeting lewis's new bride sometime soon
00:21:28but i just didn't expect you'd come to me first
00:21:33and it turns out you're just a cheap trashy little paparazzi
00:21:38i guess you actually think you deserve lewis
00:21:41i get it
00:21:43you're one of those people who had a crush on lewis or something right
00:21:46or maybe on the belucci's money
00:21:49it's too bad it didn't work out for you
00:21:50how dare you talk to me like that
00:21:52well fine you'll leave me no choice i'll just have to teach you a lesson
00:21:55what about if i just
00:21:58strip you naked and throw you out into the street
00:22:01and show everyone what a cheap little whore you really are
00:22:04chicken
00:22:05like a tag
00:22:05else are you good for
00:22:06chicken
00:22:07no
00:22:07what's just you
00:22:11hey stop
00:22:12let go of her
00:22:13it's you
00:22:18stop
00:22:19let go of her
00:22:21it's you
00:22:22i guess it's my turn to save you
00:22:24miss lawyer
00:22:26here
00:22:28what
00:22:30so you're at it again
00:22:31huh
00:22:32bullying people weaker than you
00:22:34zach what the hell has gotten into you
00:22:36and whose boyfriend are you
00:22:37and how did you two even meet
00:22:39spare me
00:22:40charlotte
00:22:41you and i only dated because our agents told us to
00:22:44nobody believed that was real
00:22:45least of all you
00:22:49steve
00:22:49from the belucci group
00:22:51uh
00:22:51what are you doing here
00:22:53miss anne
00:22:54it's come to my attention that you've had a physical altercation with miss man
00:22:59are you hurt
00:23:00what did they screw up your prescription she's covered in marks
00:23:03yeah
00:23:04caught a few hits
00:23:08steve don't hesitate
00:23:09let anne slap her back
00:23:12miss man
00:23:14i'm sure you're aware that your behavior towards any member of the belucci family
00:23:18is completely unacceptable
00:23:22miss anne
00:23:23you took several hits
00:23:25my recommendation
00:23:26strike back immediately
00:23:28you have the full backing of the belucci family
00:23:31no need to hesitate
00:23:32yeah tell you what i've got some dirt on charlotte too
00:23:35shouldn't waste the opportunity while we're both here
00:23:37go on
00:23:38hit her
00:23:42well
00:23:57you know
00:23:59you really do deserve the slap
00:24:01but i'm not gonna be an asshole like you
00:24:07thanks
00:24:08anne
00:24:09anne
00:24:10anne
00:24:12get me my script
00:24:13this is my set
00:24:16sir do we go ahead with slapping charlotte
00:24:19anne made her choice
00:24:21let's hold off for now
00:24:24anne
00:24:25anne
00:24:29zach
00:24:29um
00:24:30thank you for your help back there really
00:24:32but
00:24:33i'm married
00:24:33and if you're looking for someone to
00:24:35hook up with to kill your boring
00:24:37friday night
00:24:38i am not that person
00:24:39well that'd be nice but no
00:24:41i just came to give you this
00:24:43thank you
00:24:44oh and uh
00:24:45you got mine
00:24:45still
00:24:47right sorry
00:24:48here
00:24:48oh my god no keep it
00:24:49i was joking
00:24:51i was gonna return something
00:24:53to you that was just in the
00:24:54right breast pocket there
00:24:57my badge
00:24:59i thought i lost this for good
00:25:00yeah you left it on your fake lawyering day
00:25:02right
00:25:04um
00:25:07about in there
00:25:08i'm sorry
00:25:08i i don't usually
00:25:10talk like that
00:25:11i believe you
00:25:14it seems like our vibes warmed up a little bit
00:25:16you want to grab a drink
00:25:18i'd love to
00:25:19again but um
00:25:20i am married
00:25:21so
00:25:22well i know that
00:25:23mrs bellucci but
00:25:26come on everyone knows that marriage is fake
00:25:28believe me
00:25:29been there
00:25:29no judgment
00:25:30but uh
00:25:30you're not actually in love with sleeping beauty
00:25:32are you
00:25:34funny that you call him that
00:25:35um but
00:25:36i really have to go
00:25:37so
00:25:38here's my card
00:25:40and i'll see you around
00:25:41bye bye
00:25:43wait
00:25:44let me drive you home
00:25:49is this
00:25:49keep up
00:25:52what a cursed day
00:25:53nothing is going right
00:25:54everything is wrong
00:25:55and zach
00:25:56seriously
00:25:57suddenly playing hero for that
00:25:59nobody
00:26:05is that
00:26:07zach's car
00:26:08who's he waiting for
00:26:10probably an actress
00:26:12we're literally outside the studio
00:26:14well whoever she is
00:26:16lucky her
00:26:17zach is absolutely waiting for you
00:26:20no question
00:26:21surely
00:26:21he must have realized that he was way out of line earlier
00:26:26and is waiting to drive me home as an apology
00:26:39what the hell are you doing zach
00:26:41open the door
00:26:41now
00:26:42the hell am i doing
00:26:43what the hell are you doing
00:26:44why are you yanking on my car
00:26:47obviously you pissed me off earlier
00:26:49so here's what's happening
00:26:50you're gonna drive me home
00:26:51now
00:26:52wow yeah there is really something wrong with you
00:26:55have you seen anna around
00:26:56she was just here
00:26:57what are you talking about
00:26:58oh that little bitch
00:27:01right yeah why'd i even ask you
00:27:03what
00:27:04damn she probably left without waiting for me
00:27:06without waiting for me
00:27:07well you know what they say
00:27:08what did they say
00:27:10zach what
00:27:12zach
00:27:15zach
00:27:17zach
00:27:19that's rough
00:27:20was she trying to get in the car
00:27:22and got shut down publicly
00:27:23man i'm embarrassed for her
00:27:25wait
00:27:26hold on
00:27:28isn't that charlotte mann
00:27:30the famous actress
00:27:31really
00:27:32charlotte
00:27:33just got rejected
00:27:34i'm texting my friends
00:27:39oh my god
00:27:40are you okay
00:27:41try that
00:27:42little bitch
00:27:43i'm gonna kill her
00:27:45no
00:27:52welcome home
00:27:54thank you
00:27:54how's it going
00:27:56good
00:27:57good
00:27:59did anything
00:27:59happen today
00:28:02anybody bully you
00:28:03any handsome stranger
00:28:05try to rescue you
00:28:07are you the one that sent steve
00:28:10i should have known it was you
00:28:12you don't have to thank me
00:28:13but if i'd known you and zach were so close i wouldn't have had since steve
00:28:17okay zach and i only met once
00:28:19he's
00:28:20just very
00:28:21kind-hearted
00:28:24so kind-hearted that he's
00:28:25trying to help nurse a married woman
00:28:28it's none of your business okay
00:28:30well that kind of hurt
00:28:31i came fully prepared to care
00:28:35fine
00:28:37only because i don't want my face to bruce
00:28:42i'm gonna come meet you
00:28:46how'd you hurt your knee
00:29:11um the ointment
00:29:13yeah right sorry yeah the ointment
00:29:23he said how'd you hurt your knee
00:29:25on the type of early trips over air
00:29:29it was um before steve got there
00:29:32that asshole i was supposed to interview
00:29:35nothing new
00:29:37industry's full of people like that
00:29:38okay well if you come across another asshole just let me know
00:29:41i'll handle it
00:29:42you're being weirdly sweet today
00:29:44it's very suspicious
00:29:45i'm being practical
00:29:46okay you shouldn't have to deal with idiots
00:29:49inefficient
00:29:49all right
00:29:50focus on what matters
00:29:53tracking down my brother
00:29:54okay
00:29:55whatever you say
00:30:04oh my god
00:30:08oh my god
00:30:10charlotte got recast
00:30:13charlotte's no longer involved in this project
00:30:15after the stunt she pulled today
00:30:17she's not getting work for a long time
00:30:20how do you know so much about that
00:30:23did you make the call
00:30:24it's easy
00:30:25no big deal
00:30:26right no need to thank me
00:30:28look at you
00:30:31i might actually start liking you
00:30:37uh i'm i'm gonna go to bed
00:30:39i'm i'm getting kind of tired
00:30:41night
00:30:42good night
00:30:49sorry ma'am
00:30:50you're not permitted inside
00:30:52not permitted
00:30:53i work here
00:30:54not anymore
00:30:55this is bullshit
00:30:57let me in
00:30:58or i'm going to
00:30:59this is all because of that little bitch
00:31:02charlotte
00:31:02i think you should see this
00:31:04what now
00:31:05a five million dollar reward
00:31:07kick me back
00:31:09oh
00:31:11five million huh
00:31:12for a baby
00:31:15well
00:31:16looks like my chance
00:31:18finally showed up
00:31:20haha
00:31:21it's putt
00:31:23it's
00:31:23it's
00:31:23it's
00:31:24it's
00:31:25it's
00:31:25it's
00:31:27it's
00:31:28it's
00:31:28it's
00:31:30it's
00:31:31it's
00:31:32it's
00:31:32it's
00:31:33it's
00:31:41it's
00:31:41they say this stuff
00:31:43could make even a coma patient
00:31:44pop right up
00:31:46once he loses control
00:31:47they'll have to accept me
00:31:57jonah
00:31:57jonah
00:31:58i brought you the latest hat bag
00:32:00jenah
00:32:05jenah
00:32:18eeeh
00:32:29Lewis? Are you there?
00:32:37Oh, poor coma boy.
00:32:40How could I possibly expect you to answer me?
00:32:54Oh, looks like it's really kicking in.
00:32:57I did good, didn't I?
00:33:10Are you kidding me?
00:33:15Hello?
00:33:18Yes, fine.
00:33:19I'll be there in a few minutes.
00:33:23This isn't over, Lewis.
00:33:25Marked by a long shot.
00:33:37Lewis, what's wrong?
00:33:44I don't know what's happening here.
00:33:48I want you so badly.
00:33:51I'm right here.
00:34:11Wait, wait.
00:34:13I gotta know you want this too.
00:34:16Yeah?
00:34:46Oh, my God, my arm's killing me.
00:34:50Yeah, mine too.
00:34:57Would you mind unlocking me?
00:34:58I'm so sorry.
00:35:00I am so sorry.
00:35:01I got that yesterday.
00:35:03I thought we might as well try it.
00:35:06As long as you had fun.
00:35:09I take full responsibility about last night.
00:35:13Don't think I sound so intense.
00:35:14It was just one night.
00:35:16Let me look for the key.
00:35:17What do you mean, just one night?
00:35:19It means what it means.
00:35:22Ah, you are being released.
00:35:27Anne, are you in there?
00:35:33Anne, are you in there?
00:35:34You missed breakfast.
00:35:36You should at least have some lunch.
00:35:38Yes, yeah, I will be down in just a minute.
00:35:40Anne, what are you doing?
00:35:42Turn it the other way.
00:35:44I'm trying.
00:35:44Turn it in right now.
00:35:49Oh, morning.
00:35:51Wow.
00:35:52Last night was quite productive.
00:35:56Anne, you certainly have the imagination.
00:36:01Yeah, I get that a lot.
00:36:04I'm just...
00:36:05I'm very committed to earning that $5 million bonus.
00:36:09Well, I'll leave you to it.
00:36:12Oh, and don't forget to come down for lunch later.
00:36:14Yes.
00:36:19Oh, my God.
00:36:21That was close.
00:36:25Are you okay?
00:36:26Why aren't you saying anything?
00:36:30I don't say a lot.
00:36:35Look, I meant what I said earlier about taking responsibility.
00:36:40What else do you think there is to do?
00:36:43I mean, we already got married.
00:36:44That was kind of the irresponsible thing.
00:36:46I mean, yeah, you're, like, tough to deal with sometimes,
00:36:49but, like, I'm, I mean, like, making more of an effort to, like, like you
00:36:52and care for you.
00:36:54Wow.
00:36:56Thanks.
00:36:58That's probably the worst confession I've ever heard.
00:37:01Whatever.
00:37:03I'm not really looking to date anyone right now anyway.
00:37:05I mean, priorities are my career and making money.
00:37:08I see.
00:37:11See what?
00:37:13Hey, Steve.
00:37:15Uh, I needed an immediate acquisition of, uh,
00:37:18what's your company called?
00:37:20AD Studios.
00:37:21Of AD Studios.
00:37:22Do this right away.
00:37:23Once you get full ownership, transfer it to Ann Morris.
00:37:26Yeah.
00:37:27Right now.
00:37:30What are you doing?
00:37:32That is not what I meant.
00:37:33Stop.
00:37:33You said you wanted money and power.
00:37:35I'm giving you both.
00:37:36Oh, God, you are impossible to talk to.
00:37:38Take it back, now.
00:37:41Steve, hold off on that.
00:37:43I have to figure out what Mrs. Bellucci actually wants.
00:37:46What is your problem?
00:37:55Men and their ideas.
00:37:57It's truly horrifying.
00:38:01I just need to take this scandal shot,
00:38:05get the money,
00:38:07and disappear.
00:38:14Oh, hey.
00:38:15Zach!
00:38:16What a coincidence.
00:38:17Ann, it's good to see you.
00:38:20You can let go now?
00:38:22Oh, why would I do that?
00:38:23You're literally fighting for me.
00:38:26A bit greasy.
00:38:28That's a fair critique.
00:38:29In my defense,
00:38:30I thought it was a good pun at the time.
00:38:33What are you doing all geared up?
00:38:34Where are you headed?
00:38:35I actually am headed to investigate
00:38:37some very classified, unspeakable stuff.
00:38:41Hmm.
00:38:43You know, I think I recognize that guy.
00:38:46What guy?
00:38:47The guy in the picture
00:38:48sticking out of your very classified
00:38:50and unspeakable little bag.
00:38:59Mind if I take a closer look?
00:39:02Yeah, why not?
00:39:13Okay, dig into your memory.
00:39:15Where do you know him from?
00:39:17Oh, yeah.
00:39:19This guy's been in pictures
00:39:20with some of my mafia buddies.
00:39:22Mafia buddies?
00:39:24You have mafia buddies.
00:39:26The Carruccios.
00:39:27It's funny,
00:39:28when you're making your indie film,
00:39:30you make some strange friends.
00:39:32Uh-huh.
00:39:33Yeah.
00:39:34They just love westerns.
00:39:35Tried to get them in as extras,
00:39:37but those guys do not take direction.
00:39:41Hey, mister.
00:39:44Want to buy some flowers?
00:39:46Get some for your girlfriend.
00:39:48I'll give you a couple's discount.
00:39:49Oh, no, we're...
00:39:50We'll take the whole bunch.
00:39:53Eh.
00:39:55It's for you.
00:39:58Thank you, mister.
00:39:59You really did not have to do that.
00:40:02Come on, kid's just trying to make a living.
00:40:04Yeah.
00:40:05I guess it helps him out, so...
00:40:10Hey, Anne,
00:40:12I had something important to tell you.
00:40:19I had something important to tell you.
00:40:23Yep.
00:40:24Oh, man.
00:40:44Too bad about the flowers.
00:40:46Um, what were you gonna say earlier?
00:40:52Nothing. Nothing important. Come on, let's go.
00:41:05What the hell happened here?
00:41:07Uh, a bunch of people stormed in here earlier and they, uh, trashed your desk.
00:41:12You guys didn't try to stop them?
00:41:14They looked way too scary. We were not about to die for your desk.
00:41:18Why would they even do that?
00:41:21Maybe you should check the gossip headlines yourself.
00:41:27Caught on camera. Notorious paparazzi Anne Morris spotted on a street date with movie star Zac Efron.
00:41:34What is this bullshit? Who even wrote this?
00:41:39Flash grid? Come on, I pose as a fake lawyer wants to scare them.
00:41:43Did they have to go this far just for revenge?
00:41:50Anne Morris, Anne Morris over here.
00:41:51Are you the reason he and Charlotte split?
00:41:54Did you break them up?
00:41:55She doesn't deserve him!
00:41:57You ruined the cutest couple ever, you homewrecker!
00:42:00Oh my god, this is the worst!
00:42:01Oh my god, this is the worst!
00:42:31guy. Is it possible that's Louis Bellucci? No, wait. That's Louis Bellucci. He's been
00:42:37in a coma. Everyone knows that. Okay. Whatever misunderstandings there may be, whatever rumors
00:42:42you may have heard, does not give you the right to attack my wife. Stop it now, or the
00:42:48Bellucci group will not hesitate to take legal action. That's really Louis Bellucci, the
00:42:53heir. Mr. Bellucci, when did you marry Anne Morris? And do you realize that she is a notoriously
00:42:59infamous paparazzi? Mr. Bellucci, if I'm not mistaken, weren't you in a coma? When did
00:43:05you wake up? Let me clear some things up for you. Number one, yes, I woke up recently. My
00:43:12health is no longer a concern. Number two, what happened yesterday? There seems to be some
00:43:17misunderstandings. Zach is a trusted business partner of mine. Twisting photos into some
00:43:23scandalous thing is not only irresponsible, it's just a waste of time. Number three,
00:43:29about Anne. We have been in love since the moment we got married. She is a wonderful
00:43:34person and deserves all your respect. Obviously, whatever she chooses to pursue, I will back
00:43:42her. Wow, the Bellucci heir looks nothing like those rumors about him being old and ugly. He's
00:43:49actually insanely good looking. Maybe we got this whole thing wrong. I mean, why would Anne cheat
00:43:55with Zach if she is just standing next to her? We have been in love since the day we got
00:43:59married. She is a wonderful person and deserves your respect. What? What? What? Get out of here!
00:44:06Linda, what now? Whatever she decides to pursue, I will back her. Is that Luis Bellucci? Isn't he
00:44:15supposed to be basically a vegetable? I know. Were the rumors saying that he was old and ugly and
00:44:21practically dying? Why does he look that handsome? Oh my god! Why is this happening? Why does Anne get all
00:44:29the luck?
00:44:30Refusing to marry him is the stupidest decision I've made in my entire life!
00:44:35Oh no!
00:44:37Linda? Linda! Linda!
00:44:45Now, I feel like I've answered all your questions as kindly and as calmly as I possibly could, but hear
00:44:51me now.
00:44:52If rumors like this come up again and there is anything about my wife or the Bellucci group,
00:44:58I will sue immediately. Thank you. Good day.
00:45:06Oh, thank you. Really, thank you. Come on. Let's go home. Yes.
00:45:19Oh my god! Oh my god! Thank god you're finally awake!
00:45:28I knew all my dainty good deeds would finally pay off one day.
00:45:33Grandma, it's been like half an hour. It's getting a little creepy.
00:45:36Oh, you're right. I might have gone a little overboard.
00:45:40Oh, did I even introduce you to Anne?
00:45:43Uh, yeah. Yeah, we just met, but it already feels familiar.
00:45:53Yeah. Same for me.
00:45:59Come in.
00:46:01I cleaned your jacket for you.
00:46:04Thank you so much for today, for taking all those hits from me.
00:46:08That's what husbands are supposed to do.
00:46:13Do you want to sit?
00:46:19Well, now that you're publicly awake, have you thought about what's next?
00:46:26Honestly, no. No, today was pretty much all impulse.
00:46:30I still got my head on straight, don't worry.
00:46:33If you want, I can write something up for you, polish your business image a bit.
00:46:36No, you don't have to rush to pay me back, okay? I meant what I said.
00:46:39Take responsibility.
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:57Oh my god.
00:46:58I totally forgot. I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:04Oh my god.
00:47:06I totally forgot. I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:09Okay, all right. Yeah, what is it?
00:47:11I found out that your brother Vincent might have some ties to the mob.
00:47:14Okay, yeah. Makes sense.
00:47:16I tapped some connections, did some light stalking, and I found out that on Friday he's meeting with
00:47:21the mob at an abandoned factory up north. They're cooking up some kind of underground deal.
00:47:27I'm impressed.
00:47:29By you, not by Vincent, obviously.
00:47:32I know. And on Friday, I'm going to go myself and see what they're up to.
00:47:37No, no, I'll send my guys. I can't risk that. That's too dangerous.
00:47:41No, that's, trust me, it's the kind of thing that I should handle. Besides, I won't be alone.
00:47:47What do you mean?
00:47:48Well, I'm going to find an assistant. Preferably someone quick, smart, good in a fight.
00:47:57Okay, I see what you're saying. All right, I'll go with you.
00:48:01Okay, come on. I'm not letting Chonda murder me for dragging you out.
00:48:04I'm responsible for my subcontractor's health, okay? Don't worry about Chonda.
00:48:09We'll sneak out anyway.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:13Okay?
00:48:14Sounds kind of funny.
00:48:38Sorry.
00:48:40Are you sure no one's going to snap us in a place like this?
00:48:44You know, I've been doing this five years. Turns out the most dangerous places are where you're the safest.
00:48:54Oh, sorry. I forgot to turn the flash off.
00:49:02It's not funny. Now I know why the paparazzi is all over him. You're way too easy to spot.
00:49:10Sir, you may want to see this.
00:49:16Always causing trouble. Let's go.
00:49:19Where?
00:49:20The seafo check.
00:49:21And you're driving.
00:49:31Thanks, man.
00:49:32So have you thought at all about that exclusive interview?
00:49:35Don't do those every day.
00:49:37Of course. I mean, after our latest scandal, we both have plenty of buzz.
00:49:42That interview would be huge.
00:49:44I hope so. But, uh, judging from your outfit today, I don't know if you've fully adapted to the celebrity
00:49:50lifestyle.
00:49:50Okay, don't remind me. You have no idea what I went through that day. I literally escaped the office under
00:49:56a bunch of flying food.
00:49:59But Lewis showed up, so that was helpful.
00:50:02Well, that sure was convenient timing for him. I was coming to help you. I just, I never market it.
00:50:09It's okay. This exclusive totally makes up for it.
00:50:13You know, I've never done one of these before. What do I get?
00:50:20Um, well, I can.
00:50:22How about I serve you a crab leg?
00:50:40You guys mind if I join?
00:50:41Lewis? What are you doing here?
00:50:43Photos of you already online. I thought I was your husband.
00:50:47It was my responsibility to show up, you know, make sure no scandals happen.
00:50:52Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:56Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:59That is incredible.
00:51:01You've only been awake, what, three, four hours, and already you're letting your insecurity talk.
00:51:07I'm just here to make sure that, uh, no questionable people get close to my wife.
00:51:13Call it a responsibility, you know?
00:51:16I mean, you did already ruin her reputation last time, right?
00:51:19So I'm not responsible enough to marry her while I'm deep in a coma, box in her entire life as
00:51:23a result.
00:51:24Okay, I think there has been a misunderstanding.
00:51:27Lewis, Zach very nicely asked me to do this exclusive interview for him.
00:51:31That is why we're having lunch today.
00:51:33Oh, an exclusive interview. That sounds interesting.
00:51:38Maybe they should ask you about your dating history.
00:51:41There's probably a lot of interesting stuff there, huh?
00:51:44Yeah, there's a ton. I've gotten up to a bunch the past couple of years.
00:51:47It's the type of thing that you can do when you're not unconscious.
00:51:49Okay, how about we all eat some seafood? This is a huge combo.
00:51:53I'm just betting boundaries. Something you clearly know nothing about.
00:51:57Oh, I know boundaries.
00:51:59Like not telling Anne what she can and can't do.
00:52:02Not interrupting when she's trying to have a nice dinner with a friend.
00:52:05Oh my god.
00:52:06I think I've had enough of this childish little bickering.
00:52:09So enjoy this feast without me.
00:52:12I'm gonna go.
00:52:13Okay, Anne.
00:52:14Anne!
00:52:19Bellucci, air my ass.
00:52:21Can't even pick up the tab.
00:52:27Walking away is not a great habit, but I know Zach is incredibly annoying.
00:52:32Well, don't pin it all on him. You act like you're in kindergarten.
00:52:36And now I'm seriously worried about tomorrow's investigation.
00:52:38Okay, well don't be. I'm going with you.
00:52:41Yeah, that's kind of the reason why I'm worried.
00:52:45Just promise me that whatever happens tomorrow, you follow my lead.
00:52:49Okay?
00:52:51Okay.
00:53:06What?
00:53:09Nice outfit.
00:53:11It's not easy toning down all...
00:53:14Okay, hot guy.
00:53:16Let's move.
00:53:19Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:21We're not taking that. That's way too high key.
00:53:25We're taking that.
00:53:45Oh, all right. Do we really need to do this?
00:53:48Yes, absolutely. This is called low profile.
00:53:51Okay, then why do I feel like everyone's staring and judging me?
00:53:56Probably because you still look good even if you're squished on the back seat like that.
00:54:01Yeah, I'll keep telling myself that.
00:54:03All right, come on.
00:54:16I think you can let go now.
00:54:19Yeah.
00:54:22Well...
00:54:26Here we are.
00:54:27From now on, we travel light.
00:54:30I brought something too.
00:54:34Why did you bring those?
00:54:35In case I need to punch them.
00:54:37Keep them under control.
00:54:39Okay, well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
00:54:43If I recall, you handcuffed me for the entire night the other night.
00:54:49I think it's your turn to see how it feels.
00:54:50Are you...
00:54:52Can you not be five years old for one second?
00:54:54It's not a big deal.
00:54:55Okay, look.
00:54:56All right.
00:54:57Now we're both handcuffed.
00:54:59See, no big deal.
00:55:00Can you get it off, please?
00:55:01We have to go.
00:55:02I have a key.
00:55:03Relax.
00:55:10Take it off.
00:55:11I think I left it at home.
00:55:13You what?
00:55:14Okay, hold on.
00:55:15Maybe I can get it off without it.
00:55:17Take it off.
00:55:17We just got here and we already look like idiots.
00:55:20I'm so sorry.
00:55:21I didn't expect them to be so user hostile.
00:55:25Well, guess we're stuck like this now.
00:55:40Why did that idiot have to wake up now?
00:55:44This ruins the whole plan.
00:55:47He's roasting you.
00:55:52I'm gonna get my recorder.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:59Follow my lead.
00:56:06Welp.
00:56:15Welp.
00:56:16I guess the poison I used on Louis Bellucci was way too mild.
00:56:19That moron actually woke up.
00:56:23Reed, have you seen?
00:56:25No.
00:56:25We handled everything clean.
00:56:27Good.
00:56:28Good.
00:56:30The chairman of the Kennedy Group won't make it through the week.
00:56:32I want it done clean, fast, and I want it traced to no one.
00:56:36You got it?
00:56:39And the payment?
00:56:41We still haven't been paid for taking out Kennedy's partners.
00:56:44Last time or the time before.
00:56:46We risk our lives out here, you know.
00:56:47We don't do charity.
00:56:49Yeah.
00:56:49I got it.
00:56:51Relax.
00:56:52Okay?
00:56:53You'll get your money.
00:56:54I'll wire it soon.
00:56:56But if you help me take out Louis Bellucci and clear the way for me as the CEO of the
00:57:01Bellucci Group,
00:57:02I'll pay double.
00:57:05I've got enough footage.
00:57:16Who's there?
00:57:19No one gets out of here knowing what happened.
00:57:21Go.
00:57:22Take them out.
00:57:24Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:57:25Come on.
00:57:27Come on.
00:57:28Come on.
00:57:29Come on.
00:57:30No, no, no, no.
00:57:30Come, come, come, come, come, come.
00:57:31Hey, hey, store's off.
00:57:32Come, come.
00:57:33Here.
00:57:36There they are.
00:57:45Come on.
00:57:47Help me over here.
00:57:49Come on.
00:57:50Come on.
00:57:50Use more muscle, man.
00:57:53Oh, fuck.
00:57:54Fuck.
00:57:55Fuck.
00:57:56This sounds of business, man.
00:57:57I'll have to kill them.
00:57:58Man, fuck it in pants anyways.
00:57:59Fuck this shit.
00:58:00Fuck.
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:03That was terrifying, but it's an accomplished, though, right?
00:58:08I mean, we basically got your brother to confess to trying to kill you, so that's helpful.
00:58:13I don't know where to thank you.
00:58:16Sure you do.
00:58:18Just raise the price.
00:58:20Twelve million.
00:58:21Twelve?
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:22Why don't you just aim higher?
00:58:23Why don't you just ask for the shares of the Bellucci Group?
00:58:27Careful.
00:58:27I might actually take you up on that.
00:58:31Okay, well, we're safe for now, but how are we going to get out of here?
00:58:40It's not even a handle.
00:58:42How are we going to get out of here?
00:58:50Great.
00:58:54Okay, I think we're stuck in here.
00:58:55Yeah, well, handcuffed in case you forgot.
00:58:58And no service.
00:59:00Does anyone else even know where we are?
00:59:01No, Steve doesn't even know where I am.
00:59:04I guess we just...
00:59:08Leave it up to fate?
00:59:14Well, what happened?
00:59:15Where are they?
00:59:15They ran into the room.
00:59:16It was locked.
00:59:18I think they got away.
00:59:20Got away?
00:59:23You're useless.
00:59:25You're both absolutely useless.
00:59:27Did you...
00:59:28Did you at least get a look at their face?
00:59:29What did they look like?
00:59:31A man and a woman.
00:59:33The woman looked like that paparazzi from the recent scandal.
00:59:36Yeah.
00:59:38Recent scandal.
00:59:40Ann Morris.
00:59:43And the guy with her.
00:59:44What?
00:59:44It must have been that actor guy.
00:59:45Zach making headlines.
00:59:46The...
00:59:47Was he good looking?
00:59:48I don't know.
00:59:49Was he cute?
00:59:50Was he hot?
00:59:51Was he beautiful?
00:59:51What?
00:59:52He's cute.
00:59:52He's good looking.
00:59:54Good looking.
00:59:55Good.
00:59:55Then it's got to be them.
00:59:56Let's go.
00:59:57Let's go get them.
01:00:02I mean, it's not so bad.
01:00:03It could be worse.
01:00:04You know, worst case scenario, they find us in a couple of days.
01:00:07We have the camera.
01:00:08It's all the evidence.
01:00:10Basically national heroes.
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:14Honored for exposing your darling brother who pretends to be a harmless pretty peacock,
01:00:20but is actually a hitman hiring psychopath.
01:00:23By the way, you guys are brothers.
01:00:25How are you this different?
01:00:27I didn't even know I had a brother until after college.
01:00:30I thought I had the perfect family.
01:00:31And my parents died.
01:00:34And I saw him for the first time at the funeral.
01:00:39That's how I learned my dad was cheating.
01:00:41And I had a half brother that I didn't even want.
01:00:45So my grandma took him in and pretty soon he wanted to take over the company.
01:00:50And he poisoned me.
01:00:53More than once.
01:00:56Steve started to handle everything for me and just tried to make sure he didn't put the company under.
01:01:02You know, sometimes like the expectations of everything can just like weigh you down.
01:01:07You know?
01:01:10I guess too many expectations is better than none.
01:01:15When my mom died, my dad let my stepmom run everything.
01:01:21None of them believed in me.
01:01:23They didn't want me to succeed.
01:01:25But I just, I pushed through and I worked really hard and studied and I'm going to be happier than
01:01:33any of them ever will be.
01:01:36I know you will.
01:01:38I always thought that.
01:01:40If you let me, I'd really like to be able to see it.
01:01:45Yeah.
01:01:48I'd like that.
01:01:50How about this?
01:01:53In two weeks we get married for real.
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:59Yeah.
01:01:59Let's do it properly this time.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:01Why am I willing to wait for you?
01:02:07I never thought I would do it.
01:02:19You two are together.
01:02:22What's going on?
01:02:23What did I miss?
01:02:25It's not my looks like.
01:02:26Yes.
01:02:28Well, maybe it is.
01:02:29We are together now.
01:02:31I was gone for one day.
01:02:33What happened?
01:02:34You'll be fine, Zach.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:37Thank you, by the way.
01:02:38How did you guys even find us?
01:02:40Well, we'd been trying to reach you all day and got nothing.
01:02:43Finally, Zach decided to track your location on your phone.
01:02:48Searched every room in this factory.
01:02:50This storage room is the only one that was left.
01:02:52Got a technician to open the doors.
01:02:55I really appreciate that.
01:02:57Anne and I both really appreciate that.
01:03:01Can I talk to you alone for a second?
01:03:04I would love to, but...
01:03:06Unfortunately, we're a little chained up at the moment.
01:03:08So unless you want me part of that conversation, I don't think so.
01:03:14Oh, how about tomorrow?
01:03:16Gotcha.
01:03:19Seems like you two have this sorted.
01:03:21I think I've done my part.
01:03:22I'm going to head out.
01:03:25I'm going to go to a bar.
01:03:27I'm going to get very drunk.
01:03:28I'm going to hook up with a random woman.
01:03:32Maybe a man.
01:03:33Who knows?
01:03:34Don't text me.
01:03:39Listen, you shouldn't have jumped in and answered for me.
01:03:43I'll find the time to talk to him tomorrow.
01:03:44You're right.
01:03:45I'm sorry.
01:03:46I know you can handle it.
01:04:10I can break it to you, but you've been hugging that cocktail and crying for like three hours.
01:04:17Come on, man.
01:04:20Oh, it is what it is.
01:04:24Are you sure you don't recognize me, man?
01:04:28Nope.
01:04:40I'm judging Jason over here.
01:04:45Welcome to my bar.
01:04:46You look haggard.
01:04:53Oh, boy.
01:04:54I only had two drinks.
01:04:56My tolerance isn't that bad.
01:05:04Zach, watch out behind you.
01:05:06Oh, shit.
01:05:08What the fuck, man?
01:05:09You just bought me a drink seconds ago.
01:05:11Oh, my God.
01:05:13Zach.
01:05:13Zach, are you okay?
01:05:15The drink.
01:05:16I'm figuring it out.
01:05:17Zach.
01:05:18Zach, I love you.
01:05:20I'm your number one fan.
01:05:22I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.
01:05:25Sure, yeah.
01:05:26Zach, he's like your insane super fan or something.
01:05:28And he drugged my drink.
01:05:31I'm going down soon.
01:05:32We got to run.
01:05:32Look at you.
01:05:33You're that woman from the scandal.
01:05:35It's Zach.
01:05:36Mm-hmm.
01:05:37You filthy bitch.
01:05:40I'm going to kill you.
01:05:41Run, run, run.
01:05:42Let's go.
01:05:46Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:47Go right here, go right here.
01:05:52And this is hitting really hard.
01:05:54I cannot run anymore.
01:05:55You got to stay with me, okay?
01:05:57You'll be fine.
01:05:58And this is a shitload of Molly and GHB.
01:06:02I am not going to be awake for very long.
01:06:04You just got to call the cops and leave me, man.
01:06:07Dear Zach, where are you?
01:06:11Don't hide from me.
01:06:16I'm just a ski kid.
01:06:19I'm going to serve my way myself.
01:06:21Hey, psycho.
01:06:22You bitch.
01:06:24If you know what's good for you, step aside right now.
01:06:27I might just let you walk away.
01:06:29Not a chance.
01:06:31I'm actually going to teach you a lesson for Zach.
01:06:37Zach here would never like a fan like you.
01:06:41That's all you got?
01:06:43Of course not.
01:06:45You're really pathetic.
01:06:46Did you know that?
01:06:47I bet you just pretended to be nice to get close to Zach and drug him.
01:06:50Is that right?
01:06:51You said that you love him, but you can't even show him your true self.
01:06:53It's disgusting.
01:06:54You better stop doing this.
01:06:56You know, the second Zach sees you, he'd run in the other direction because he hates people like you.
01:06:59And he chose me.
01:07:01Not you.
01:07:01Never you.
01:07:02You bitch!
01:07:03I'm going to bash your head in!
01:07:06You don't mean to do that!
01:07:07Ah!
01:07:08Ah!
01:07:12Oh, what?
01:07:14Hey, hey!
01:07:15You okay?
01:07:16Yeah, fine.
01:07:17My arm just hurts a little.
01:07:18Take him to the Bellucci mansion.
01:07:20Don't tell anyone.
01:07:22Um, Zach passed out.
01:07:25The guy drugged him.
01:07:26It's fine.
01:07:26My guys will take him to the hospital.
01:07:28He told me your location.
01:07:29That's how I knew you were here.
01:07:30Really?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:32I didn't expect you guys to ever work together.
01:07:42Talk.
01:07:44Right now.
01:07:45Who sent you?
01:07:46No one.
01:07:48Nobody sent me.
01:07:50I did it myself.
01:07:51I just love Zach.
01:07:53That's all.
01:07:54Oh, really?
01:07:55Let's go over a few things, shall we?
01:07:58You're not a bartender.
01:07:59You just disguised yourself as one tonight.
01:08:02And you just happened to be carrying a sedative?
01:08:04It sure seems like you were after Zach.
01:08:06But the real puzzle is, how did you even know he was going to be there?
01:08:10Stop messing with him.
01:08:12Fine.
01:08:13We already know everything.
01:08:14We unlocked your phone, so we're just giving you a chance to say it yourself.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:19I'll talk.
01:08:21I love Zach.
01:08:23Okay?
01:08:24Last night, this man in the purple suit just suddenly showed up.
01:08:28He said he could help me have Zach.
01:08:31Said he knew people around him and could track his location.
01:08:34Still obsessed with the purple suits?
01:08:37He gave me the sedative.
01:08:39Told me exactly what to do.
01:08:41He said I could have Zach all night as long as I sent some photos afterward of us, you know,
01:08:49together.
01:08:57Okay, that is disgusting.
01:08:58Okay, here's what's going to happen.
01:09:00You're going to call him right now.
01:09:02You're going to say you got something about Zach.
01:09:05You're going to meet him at the park nearby.
01:09:07You got it?
01:09:14Okay.
01:09:14So, what's going on, buddy?
01:09:16Figured you'd be busy tonight.
01:09:18Too busy to mess with anyone else, especially me.
01:09:21I am.
01:09:22Right.
01:09:23Introductions.
01:09:24This is Charlotte.
01:09:24She helped us track Zach's phone.
01:09:26And apparently you have some huge dirt on Zach that she insisted on being here to hear for herself.
01:09:32You really are delightfully wicked, aren't you?
01:09:34All right, enough.
01:09:35Okay, so spill it already.
01:09:37What's this zapping?
01:09:40I'm...
01:09:42I'm sorry.
01:09:46Wait, no.
01:09:47What's going on?
01:09:48Vincent Bellucci?
01:09:50Charlemagne, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder and aggravated assault.
01:09:55What?
01:09:56This must be some sort of mistake.
01:09:57You can't arrest me.
01:09:58Do you idiots have any idea who I am?
01:10:00Oh!
01:10:03Well, we...
01:10:05We already collected all the evidence, so...
01:10:07And you're witness, so...
01:10:10Well, he's over there.
01:10:12No.
01:10:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:14This is a setup!
01:10:15You think you can frame me?
01:10:18Oh, no, no, but he has...
01:10:19All right, enough.
01:10:21You're done, Vincent.
01:10:23Everything you did led you to here.
01:10:25Oh, you're trying to fool you!
01:10:27You know who I am?
01:10:30Sir, you're a genius.
01:10:32Oh, ah!
01:10:33Oh.
01:10:35When the bat hit me, that's killing me now.
01:10:38Okay, come on.
01:10:39I'll take you.
01:10:44Do I really have to share a room with him?
01:10:46Oh, please.
01:10:47You think I enjoy this?
01:10:48It gives me a headache looking at your gaunt face every day.
01:10:51You look like a haunted Victorian child.
01:10:53Okay, show some respect, man. I'm your rescuer.
01:10:55I saved you from a very yucky situation with that bartender.
01:10:59Okay, if your blind brother hadn't gotten us mixed up,
01:11:02I would never have been in this situation to begin with.
01:11:04Okay, I have had enough of this. You two are acting like children.
01:11:07I'll lead you two to argue together, and I'm gonna go find some peace.
01:11:12Don't kill each other.
01:11:24Hey, you're a solid guy.
01:11:30I feel like I can trust Anne with you.
01:11:35Means a lot.
01:11:36Better treat her right, though.
01:11:39One false move, I'll be right back here. I'll steal it back.
01:11:43Promise I am not gonna give you that chance.
01:11:49In two weeks, we're gonna do a proper wedding.
01:11:51You should come.
01:11:53You're an important witness.
01:11:57Wouldn't miss it.
01:12:03The bride is entering.
01:12:06Please, all rise for her.
01:12:08I never thought
01:12:11It happened on me
01:12:15A stolen glance at the wedding
01:12:18Eyes closed
01:12:19Steam in the bathroom
01:12:25I'm so moved.
01:12:27Me too.
01:12:28I can't handle scenes like this.
01:12:31Dearly beloved,
01:12:33We are gathered today to witness the union of Louis Belushi and Anne Morris.
01:12:39Louis, Anne, I'll ask you to share your vows
01:12:44And affirm that you enter this marriage willingly and wholeheartedly.
01:12:50I do.
01:12:52I do.
01:12:54Seriously, can't this guy show up to one wedding without being injured?
01:12:58Who knows?
01:13:00Maybe it's their type of romance.
01:13:02Louis, you may kiss the bride.
01:13:04Me too.
01:13:06I do.
01:13:07Do you want to get closer?
01:13:10Say it's true.
01:13:14Don't be shy.
01:13:17I could feel it move.
01:13:21Say it's fake.
01:13:23Say it's pretend.
01:13:24Why can't I want?
01:13:26Just let it end.
01:13:28Say it's fake.
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