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Full Episode of Hating and Loving My Adopted Brother
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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me
00:00:31and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby,
00:00:40you can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:57What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I run you over.
00:01:03Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just another
00:01:07one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my god, did she seriously just
00:01:12say that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one night stand.
00:01:18Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out.
00:01:26I was drugged out of my fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give
00:01:31me a chance. Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby!
00:01:42One more lie and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:01:45Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:01:52Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my god, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris.
00:02:12Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:35I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to
00:02:40what you did. Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:09You proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today, just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:26Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister?
00:03:39I'm not gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:42Wait, Dad, is she like my real sister?
00:03:44Yes. All right. Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:54Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please, come in. Come in.
00:04:04Let me take this for you.
00:04:09Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world.
00:04:13I just want you to think of this house as your home.
00:04:16I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him,
00:04:20but hopefully I can be a good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:26And feel free to call me Dad.
00:04:28I mean, if you...
00:04:30Why don't I introduce you to your brother?
00:04:32He's gonna love you, I am sure of it.
00:04:34Chris, come down. Your sister's here.
00:04:42It's you.
00:04:43It's you?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect.
00:04:55I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip,
00:04:58so this punk here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice.
00:05:03Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:17We're the same age?
00:05:18Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom?
00:05:21Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High.
00:05:24That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:05:31What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to force your way into my house
00:05:34and just make my life miserable? What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister,
00:05:40we should probably try to get along.
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child.
00:05:49I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine, then.
00:05:55You know what?
00:05:56I actually don't want a brother like you anyway,
00:05:58because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you.
00:06:15Whatever, this is probably for the best.
00:06:17At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
00:06:29Why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:32I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My craw!
00:06:38My craw!
00:06:53Huh!
00:06:54What?
00:06:54I clearly remember putting it right here!
00:07:01Hey sis! What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I...
00:07:08A fruity bra, huh? You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back? You're gonna have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're gonna live in my house, it's gonna be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one. In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof. No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two. You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay, and the third?
00:07:43How about this? You owe me one.
00:07:46Owe you one?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that gonna be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:10I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:17Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my god!
00:08:24I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33How, so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella. She's a beloved member of this household, thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're gonna have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I? She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what? If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right, Bella?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:59You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all...
00:09:02Whatever, I don't want a ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude.
00:09:06Um, also one more thing.
00:09:09There's really no bus stops on the street and Ubers take forever to get here, so...
00:09:12Who knows? You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:15Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:19Uh...
00:09:19Go over there.
00:09:21Shoot!
00:09:35Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday? Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:54And that is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:29Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32Ugh, I'm so sorry.
00:10:33What's your name again?
00:10:34Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie.
00:10:37Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:44Ugh.
00:10:45Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:48I wanna be your friend.
00:10:50Okay, then I guess.
00:10:54You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:56Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:11What, are you afraid that me and your ex are gonna get back at you?
00:11:13Wow!
00:11:14Fine.
00:11:15My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:30What the hell am I gonna wear to this party?
00:11:37A fruity bra.
00:11:39I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:11:44Nope.
00:11:45I need a serious glow-up.
00:11:47No more of this childish shit.
00:11:56Okay.
00:12:03That's a good boy.
00:12:05No, these are not toys.
00:12:07These are toys!
00:12:09These are toys!
00:12:10These are toys!
00:12:23Oh!
00:12:24Oh no.
00:12:25And the fruity bra to Lacey Dom's.
00:12:27I gotta say, it's quite the lead.
00:12:33Sorry about that.
00:12:33Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:36Nope.
00:12:36Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:39And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:44Oh my God, don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No, it has nothing to do with you.
00:12:50I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some underwear, too, while I was at it.
00:12:54That's all.
00:12:55I told you not to go to that party.
00:12:58You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:59Back off.
00:13:00I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:14Whoa.
00:13:15It feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:21My sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:27I'm going to hang out with my new friends.
00:13:29I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:13:34Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you.
00:13:37Kylie is not...
00:13:42Shh.
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:54Last time I'm going to tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:57Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:59Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think.
00:14:03I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:05Don't talk shit about my friend.
00:14:07Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:08You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Hold on.
00:14:25Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:32Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:38Come on, Kris.
00:14:39Get a hold of yourself.
00:14:41She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie.
00:14:50I'm here.
00:14:57Hey, Abigail.
00:14:59What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew.
00:15:01That dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:13Aw.
00:15:14You must have misunderstood me.
00:15:16But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:17Whoa.
00:15:18Is this for me?
00:15:19Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice?
00:15:26What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:28If you're going to show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:34It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:37No, don't go.
00:15:39You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand.
00:15:56I thought you wanted to be my friend.
00:15:58Why would you do this to me?
00:15:59Friends?
00:16:00With you?
00:16:01My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend.
00:16:06Oh, I get it now.
00:16:08You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey, guys.
00:16:14Check out my new friend, Abbe Fail.
00:16:17She sucks just as much as her stupid name.
00:16:20Aw, say cheese.
00:16:22Dance, Abbe Fail.
00:16:23Kylie, stop.
00:16:25Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abbe Fail.
00:16:52Get off me.
00:16:53Leave me alone.
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louie taste?
00:17:08Chris was right.
00:17:09You're the worst.
00:17:10I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:18Finally showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:20Let's be real.
00:17:21You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of Chris.
00:17:24That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:28You slut.
00:17:29You're actually delusional.
00:17:31And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Because I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:36Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:38How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50This doesn't feel right.
00:17:51I gotta go find her.
00:17:53Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey, man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please let go!
00:18:04I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:08Enough bitching!
00:18:08Bitching!
00:18:09Come on, guys.
00:18:10She's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no!
00:18:29My dress is too heavy, I'm sinking!
00:18:33Look at you, landing like a drowning dog.
00:18:43Help me! Somebody help me!
00:18:47Aw, cry all you want. This is my house. No one's coming to save you.
00:18:56Oh my god, look at her. This is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:19:01Abigail!
00:19:32Chris...
00:19:33I'm sorry I'm late. Are you alright?
00:19:41Chris, we were just having a little fun with her?
00:19:43Fun, huh?
00:19:50How about now? You still having fun?
00:19:53What the fuck?!
00:20:00Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:06She's mine. You mess with her or you mess with me.
00:20:11Hey, come on, let's go. Let's go.
00:20:30Shit, she's burning up. And your dress is soaked. We gotta get this thing off. Hey. Hey, Abigail. Wake up.
00:20:41I don't feel good.
00:20:43She's so drunk.
00:20:45Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:47Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes. Okay?
00:20:58Chris...
00:21:00Yeah? Did you say something?
00:21:01Yeah? Did you say something?
00:21:12Abigail.
00:21:13Uncle Pat. I mean, Dad.
00:21:16Crap. If Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:19Hey, Abigail. Are you asleep?
00:21:21Mm-hmm.
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:28Abigail, are you alright? Is something wrong?
00:21:36Abigail!
00:21:55Stay calm. She's your sister.
00:21:57You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot, too?
00:22:01Oh, my God. She's so drunk.
00:22:04And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:10It's really hot in here. Let me help you cool down.
00:22:14Oh, my God.
00:22:23Shh. Don't, don't.
00:22:44I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:46I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:55She just touched my lips.
00:22:58And...
00:22:58Are you hard?
00:23:01What is wrong with me?
00:23:03Why do I want my sister?
00:23:06Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:07Look, you're right. Kylie's the worst.
00:23:10I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:11Thank God you were there to save me.
00:23:13It was kind of sweet.
00:23:16Stop this. You can't want this.
00:23:18You can't.
00:23:19She's your sister.
00:23:45God, what am I doing?
00:23:47Kissing my sister?
00:23:48Have I lost my damn mind?
00:23:58This is the problem.
00:24:00Hmm...
00:24:01Chris...
00:24:15Oh, Abigail.
00:24:31Oh, Chris, oh, Chris, oh, Chris, yes, yes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:24:47Oh, my God, how could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:25:12Careful.
00:25:28Oh, shit, why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:41Hey, get back here.
00:25:42Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:25:44Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:51Eat up, kiddo.
00:25:52There's plenty to go around.
00:26:14There's no much to tell her, much to tell her.
00:26:16That's an oversight, over, overnight.
00:26:24You're so hot.
00:26:28What?
00:26:30Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:34Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:36Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:40Fuck, stay cool, stay cool.
00:26:42Don't let Dad find out.
00:26:43Ah, no.
00:26:45I meant Bella, which must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:49Um, hey, we're going to be late.
00:26:52We got to go.
00:26:54Hey, wait for your sister.
00:27:03Remember rule number one?
00:27:05Yep.
00:27:06Total strangers.
00:27:07Got it.
00:27:08Good.
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:27Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:30What the fuck?
00:27:31She's never driven any girl to school, like, ever.
00:27:34Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:36As if.
00:27:37She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:39God, he always attracts the most desperate, trashy sluts.
00:27:43Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:28:08Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:10Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school?
00:28:12Dude, nothing's going on between us, all right?
00:28:15Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:19All right, ladies, in the pool first.
00:28:21Boys, warm up.
00:28:27Stop.
00:28:28Stop.
00:28:46Seriously.
00:28:47Oops.
00:28:48Sorry.
00:28:48It's just so crowded in here, you know?
00:28:50Totally an accident.
00:29:06Oh, shit, my top is gone.
00:29:13Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:16Okay, ladies, that's time.
00:29:18Boys, you're up.
00:29:23Oh, no!
00:29:24I think we're missing someone.
00:29:26Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:32Oh, my God, what is that?
00:29:35Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:43No freaking way.
00:29:44Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:45Abigail, don't worry, girlie.
00:29:47We'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:50She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:52What a fucking slut.
00:29:54Can you please give it back?
00:29:56Uh-oh.
00:29:57You're too far away.
00:29:58I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:30:00I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:30:03Hey, boy.
00:30:05Abigail's bikini top fell off, and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:09Any volunteers?
00:30:13Just throw it to me, please.
00:30:15What?
00:30:16You're going to swim over here?
00:30:18Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:21All the guys are going to see your tits.
00:30:22We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:24Let's help her out, then.
00:30:26Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:28That's so going viral.
00:30:34Holy shit.
00:30:36What are these?
00:30:37Double Ds?
00:30:38Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips.
00:30:42What should I do?
00:30:45Oh, yeah.
00:30:46I'm going to give it to her.
00:30:48They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:56God, she's so pathetic.
00:30:58Oh, Abigail, ready or not, here I come.
00:31:04Stay away from her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:31Bye, Bailey.
00:31:33Bye, big girl.
00:31:35Bye, 1,000, up.
00:31:39AMB.
00:31:40Bye, guys.
00:31:45Bye, bye.
00:31:46Bye, sweetie.
00:31:57Everyone, turn around, now!
00:32:05You're safe, Mom.
00:32:11Again?
00:32:12Wait, Chris.
00:32:13Don't get me wrong, I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:15I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you, you touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:45No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me, again.
00:32:57No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:59Does Chris like me?
00:33:01Even just a little?
00:33:04I need to see him.
00:33:05I need to think him properly.
00:33:11Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:19Great.
00:33:19Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:21Look, bro, I know you, and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:25Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:30You happy now?
00:33:31For real?
00:33:32Nice.
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:36Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:38She's super cute.
00:33:39She has an insane body.
00:33:41She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're tripping.
00:33:45Abigail, she's got a shitty personality, and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:52Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:58He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister, I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:10Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:12All right, see you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:27Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:29I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No, no, no, no, dude.
00:34:32You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:35Get out.
00:34:39Get out.
00:34:42Get out, dude.
00:34:44Hey.
00:34:51What are you guys doing?
00:34:58Uh, Abigail.
00:35:02Want to go to the movies?
00:35:03Just me and you?
00:35:09No, Abigail.
00:35:10Don't go.
00:35:11No, Abigail.
00:35:17Bro, you're tripping.
00:35:19Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Chris Lawrence, just watch.
00:35:25I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:28Sounds fun.
00:35:28I'm down.
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:45Abigail.
00:35:47What are you doing in here?
00:35:48I have to change.
00:35:49Get out.
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:58Because.
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:05You are unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out.
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:14Because I am.
00:36:15I know I am.
00:36:16Get out.
00:36:17Wait, that's not, that's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out.
00:36:24Damn it.
00:36:24Why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:30But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit.
00:36:35I should apologize to her.
00:36:40Oh, my God.
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:10I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:19Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:37:22He's just going to end up hurting you.
00:37:23You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:26Like with me.
00:37:27I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:34Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:40Because it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:47Fuck!
00:38:28Like the movie?
00:38:32You like the...
00:38:51Don't mind him.
00:38:54Some more popcorn.
00:38:56Fuck!
00:38:57Fuck!
00:38:58Fuck!
00:39:15What the fuck?
00:39:16I'm sorry, man.
00:39:17My hand slipped.
00:39:20God.
00:39:21Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:26Geez, I'm a mess.
00:39:28Sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:31That's okay.
00:39:32I still had a nice time.
00:39:41What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:43What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and settling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:49Hey, you've got something right there.
00:39:52Did I get it?
00:39:54Did I get it?
00:39:54Uh, no.
00:39:55Not quite.
00:39:56Hold on.
00:39:59What the fuck?
00:40:10No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:11This is whack.
00:40:12My sister didn't date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:18I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:20Yeah.
00:40:28Does she actually like him?
00:40:38Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:44You're really cute.
00:41:10Why?
00:41:10Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:16I, um, I'm just not feeling too good, so I'm going to head home.
00:41:24You're the first person to ever turn me down, Abigail.
00:41:28That only makes me want you more.
00:41:33Morning, son.
00:41:35Morning.
00:41:36And Chris, make sure your calendar's clear next weekend.
00:41:38We're going to go visit the graves of Abigail's parents.
00:41:42What did you say?
00:41:43Gross, Chris.
00:41:45Wait, no, no, no.
00:41:46What did you say?
00:41:46You said her parents died?
00:41:48What do you mean?
00:41:48Aren't you her parents?
00:41:49You said she was my sister.
00:41:51Chris, I am not playing these games with you today.
00:41:53No, no, Dad.
00:41:54I'm being serious.
00:41:55Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:59Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:42:02No, of course not.
00:42:03Abigail is the daughter of my best friend.
00:42:05He and his wife died in the line of duty.
00:42:10Oh, I knew it.
00:42:13God, I knew it.
00:42:14I'm not a freak.
00:42:19Well, I don't know about that.
00:42:21Then the story starts to wrap up.
00:42:23Hero comes home a changed person.
00:42:25So who can answer what are the three different parts in a play?
00:42:30When he's not talking, he's really not that bad.
00:42:40Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:42:42God, as soon as I find out, she's actually not my sister.
00:42:45She falls head over heels for my best bro.
00:42:47Fucking perfect.
00:42:49Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:55Abigail, answer the question.
00:42:56I, um, I, I, I, I, I, I choose B.
00:43:10My question was what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:15Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:43:18Yes, Miss Bella.
00:43:24Still an asshole.
00:43:29What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:38Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:43:41I'm telling dad you're a big, fat boy.
00:43:44Oh my God.
00:43:45Evie Everett is back.
00:43:47Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:48Oh, Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:51Oh, the one in the photo.
00:43:53The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:43:54Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:43:57Back then, Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class and back every day.
00:44:01He stuck to her like glue.
00:44:03Then two years ago, Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:44:06She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:44:08Isn't she awesome?
00:44:11She sounds incredible.
00:44:34Evie's back.
00:44:35Our Queen Bee's back.
00:44:47Oh my God.
00:44:50They're so cute.
00:44:52Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:54So she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:44:57She's flawless.
00:44:58I've never seen anyone so gorgeous, so graceful.
00:45:02See, that's Evie.
00:45:04The only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:45:07She's everything that you're not.
00:45:09Hey guys, look what we have here.
00:45:14It's a sweet little love letter.
00:45:19Your teasing drives me mad.
00:45:21You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:45:23But I still want you so bad.
00:45:28You're stubborn.
00:45:29You're annoying.
00:45:30But your smile's my undoing.
00:45:32I think I really like you.
00:45:36You kept me up last night, thinking about that kiss.
00:45:39I'd give you my first time and let you show me please.
00:45:43Stop it.
00:45:44Give it back.
00:45:45Give it back to me.
00:45:46Abigail, your kindergarten love poems are so cute.
00:45:49No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:45:51Go on.
00:45:52Tell us.
00:45:53Who exactly are you going to lose it to?
00:45:57Who exactly are you planning to give it to?
00:45:59Give it back to me.
00:46:04Kylie, cut it out.
00:46:07Wow, Abigail.
00:46:09Didn't know you had it in you.
00:46:10Miss Goody Two Shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:15No, no.
00:46:16It's not what you think.
00:46:17Don't be shy, girl.
00:46:18Share with the class.
00:46:22Who is that letter for?
00:46:24Oscar or Chris?
00:46:29Is Abigail's love letter for me?
00:46:34The letter is...
00:46:35Speak up!
00:46:36Oh my God, was I right?
00:46:39You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:46:41Tell everyone.
00:46:42Tell Oscar.
00:46:44Who's Chris to you?
00:46:51I'm the one who...
00:46:52Chris is my brother!
00:46:54What?
00:47:02Chris is my brother.
00:47:05And this letter is for Oscar.
00:47:10Really?
00:47:11Because I've already cut it bad for you, Abigail.
00:47:19Fuck!
00:47:20I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:47:27I'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:47:31Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:47:39I want to go home.
00:47:40I want to go home.
00:47:41It's okay.
00:47:42I'll get you home.
00:47:45Abigail, your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:47:55Hey, Abigail.
00:47:57You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:48:00Is it true?
00:48:02I...
00:48:02Abigail, you don't have to be shy.
00:48:04I'll say it again.
00:48:06I like you.
00:48:09I just need you to say it.
00:48:12Do you like me too?
00:48:16I...
00:48:17I...
00:48:25My brother, he doesn't have an umbrella, so I should probably go home.
00:48:30It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:48:32Get home safe, okay?
00:48:35Okay.
00:48:35Okay.
00:48:43Are you crazy?
00:48:45It's storming out here.
00:48:46Why are you just standing under the pouring rain?
00:48:48The rain didn't stop you from floating with Oscar.
00:48:51He was just walking me home, okay?
00:48:52That's all.
00:48:53That's all?
00:48:55Please.
00:48:56Everyone knows you guys like each other.
00:48:58I mean, didn't you write him those love poems?
00:49:00Aren't you obsessed with him?
00:49:02Why are you being so difficult?
00:49:03Let's just go inside and we can talk about him, okay?
00:49:06We can go inside.
00:49:08If you agree to my third rule.
00:49:11What?
00:49:12Rule number one.
00:49:13In public, we're complete strangers.
00:49:16I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:49:18No way.
00:49:19Okay, easy peasy.
00:49:20Rule number two.
00:49:21You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:49:27Rule number three.
00:49:29No more Oscar.
00:49:31You're mine.
00:49:32You're mine.
00:49:44That was my first kiss.
00:49:46Fuck.
00:49:52Tactically, not your first.
00:49:54What do you mean?
00:49:56Never mind.
00:49:58Abigail, I want you.
00:50:01I want you to.
00:50:30Chris, maybe we shouldn't, your dad's gonna be home any minute.
00:50:34No, don't worry, he's gone on a fishing trip, he's not gonna be back tonight.
00:50:48Chris, I...
00:50:58I don't know how.
00:51:02It's alright, Abs, you're doing amazing.
00:51:18I want you to feel me.
00:51:30God, he's so hard.
00:51:35Sorry, did I do something wrong?
00:51:38Did I do something wrong?
00:51:41You're doing amazing, Abs.
00:51:50Now, let me return the favor.
00:51:54Wait, maybe, maybe we shouldn't.
00:51:57It's okay, you can trust me.
00:51:59What?
00:52:01Am I really gonna lose my virginity to Chris, my adopted brother?
00:52:15Look at me.
00:52:27Hey kids, wait till you see what I got.
00:52:31Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:34Dad.
00:52:36Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:39Dad, I'm just, uh, just exercising.
00:52:43Exercise?
00:52:44God, please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home.
00:52:49Oh shit, what am I gonna do?
00:52:52What? No, no, no, no, I would never.
00:52:54Dad, come on, you gotta believe me, you're my dad.
00:52:56Yeah, I'm your dad, so I know what you're like.
00:53:01What's this?
00:53:06What's this?
00:53:09Uh, it's a napkin.
00:53:11Napkin.
00:53:11A napkin, yeah, I was, um, I was eating dinner.
00:53:14Sorry, Dad, on the couch, I know I'm not supposed to do that.
00:53:17Um, what happened again?
00:53:22Oh, Dad, I think you smell like fish from the trip.
00:53:26Uh, I think you should, you should go shower.
00:53:27Abigail's gonna be home any second here.
00:53:29Really? I stink?
00:53:30Yeah, I don't, I don't smell anything.
00:53:33Yeah, yeah, alright.
00:53:40I thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest.
00:53:46Look, maybe, maybe we should just tell him.
00:53:50Uh, isn't that moving a little too fast?
00:53:52I mean, is it?
00:53:53He's your dad too, and shit, at this point he likes you, but he likes me.
00:53:57I think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together.
00:54:01Chris, do you actually like me?
00:54:08Because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy, and now you want to make it official.
00:54:15So what's with the 180?
00:54:17Abigail, I gotta be honest.
00:54:19Up until recently, I thought, I thought you were my real sister.
00:54:25Like, my blood sister.
00:54:28What?
00:54:29Oh my god!
00:54:31Chris, that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my entire life!
00:54:36Oh my god, you are silly. You are so silly!
00:54:39Alright, alright, alright.
00:54:40Okay, okay, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop.
00:54:45Idiot.
00:54:46A lovable idiot.
00:54:51That's my girl.
00:54:53What you looking at?
00:54:55Ah, nothing.
00:54:57Listen, Chris.
00:54:58I need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house.
00:55:02You and Abigail aren't happy.
00:55:05What?
00:55:05What are you talking about?
00:55:07Listen.
00:55:08Abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own.
00:55:10It was literally his dying wish.
00:55:13And as a guardian, I can't let her date a boy like you.
00:55:16What's that supposed to mean?
00:55:17What, I'm not good enough for her?
00:55:19No, you're not.
00:55:20I mean, you get into fights, you sneak into clubs.
00:55:23You were suspended last semester.
00:55:25Abigail's on her way to Harvard.
00:55:27She's out of your league, son.
00:55:45What's wrong?
00:55:46What if someone sees us?
00:55:48What's wrong with that?
00:55:49What, what, am I not, do you not think I'm good enough for you?
00:55:51What?
00:55:51No, of course not.
00:55:52It's just, yesterday I told everyone that we were siblings.
00:56:00You're right.
00:56:01You're right.
00:56:01You're right.
00:56:02I'm sorry.
00:56:02I, I shouldn't be so sensitive.
00:56:04I've been left and in.
00:56:13See, Evie?
00:56:14I was right.
00:56:16We're not actually siblings.
00:56:17I mean, you've known Chris for, like, ever, right?
00:56:20Since when did he have a sister?
00:56:22Maybe they're just like really close.
00:56:23it's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well Abigail is it you think
00:56:31you can steal my man and get away with it not a goddamn chance I guess Chris
00:56:42likes me more than I thought my necklace that locket oh this two years ago right
00:57:06before I left for England Chris gave me this locket as a promise look it even has a
00:57:11picture of us in it see he said they're a matching pair just like us and that he
00:57:19would wear every day and that I should too so that way every time I look at it
00:57:23I'll think of him he said that way everyone will know that he's gonna love
00:57:27me forever love love you forever I know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that
00:57:33about your childhood sweetheart but I can tell he really means it and you're his
00:57:38sister right you know how he is
00:57:49oh Abigail you are dumber than I thought a basic bitch like you could never take
00:57:55Chris away from me it even has a picture of us in it see he would wear every day and
00:58:03that I should too so that way every time I look at it I'll think of him no no it's
00:58:09fine Chris wouldn't lie to me like that oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually
00:58:19think Chris is into her what a joke just wait till she hears the truth what are you
00:58:24talking about you think anyone really believes you're Chris's sister we know
00:58:29exactly what's going on between you and Chris
00:58:32want to know what you are to him you're a bet
00:58:36a bet
00:58:43yep ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with Evie he's hated your guts
00:58:48you really think he likes you Chris has been in love with Evie this whole time
00:58:52Chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months he said if it worked he would
00:58:57dump your
00:58:57ass right away oh look you're so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks yeah and Evie
00:59:05doesn't even know about the bet Chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:18tell me the truth did you make a bet about me you found out
00:59:26listen listen I can explain we thought it'd be funny if I
00:59:31answer one more question this locket the person you wear that for are you gonna love
00:59:36them forever and ever right right yeah yeah but it's okay I've heard enough
00:59:42I hate you Chris
00:59:47dude did you tell Abigail about our bet you know the one that I'd get into Harvard
00:59:52instead of her everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly
00:59:55wanting to improve your grades so I told them we have a bet look I'll go
01:00:02apologize to Abigail alright that's on me he said I want you to help me get
01:00:06settled in you know with me being new here and all I don't know where anything
01:00:11is don't worry about I got this plus Abigail's your sister she's not gonna
01:00:16hold this against you your family that's what family is for
01:00:26Chris is such an asshole a total fucking jerk I'm in love with that jerk what am I
01:00:33gonna do it was just for shits and gigs so you knew about it too yeah sorry we
01:00:48shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing it's not your fault Chris's you
01:00:53don't have to apologize it's okay Abigail this will be the last time you cry ever
01:01:02damn I thought you had this big crush on me you know I still have the love
01:01:07letters to prove it you know I was just caught off guard
01:01:13Abigail will you forgive me we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:17Oscar I should be the one to apologize I lied to you Chris is not my real
01:01:24brother his father just adopted me last month that's why we've been living
01:01:29together I'm sorry I should have told you so that's why Abigail so special to
01:01:35Chris he's not just spoiling his baby sister he wants her to be his girl wow
01:01:41that's a surprise so um why tell me now I'm sorry Oscar thank you for liking me I just
01:01:54I have feelings for someone else ah so there's someone else well he hurt you didn't he you know I
01:02:11hear the best way to get over a heartbreak is to find someone new Abigail I could be your
01:02:18fake boyfriend maybe that'll cheer you up that wouldn't be fair to you who knows
01:02:24you might even fall for me in the process I know that's selfish but I want to give
01:02:31myself one more chin what the fuck are you doing what are you doing getting all cozy with Oscar like
01:02:46this what do I just mean nothing to you oh great it's you what do you want tell me who
01:02:52is Oscar to
01:02:53you Oscar is my crush he's the guy that I like I want him to be my boyfriend what about
01:02:59me what
01:03:00about us bro Chris you gotta calm down dude fuck off what are you so pissed off for okay so
01:03:07we messed
01:03:08around we had some fun so what messing around that's all that was to you yeah duh Oscar can
01:03:15actually keep up with me do you think I would choose you a loser who cuts class just to pick
01:03:19fights
01:03:19tell me honestly do you actually mean that of course I do yes
01:03:28well Bennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:31Eves I was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:39Chris let's go shopping later I need new ballet slippers and there's this really cute pair I've been
01:03:44dying to get sure yeah whatever you want I'll get it for you let's go
01:03:52why am I so sad why should I be heartbroken over a stupid liar so there's someone it's Chris
01:04:01isn't it nope I absolutely cannot stand him I mean it I hate Chris yeah yeah sure got it
01:04:10well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend dinner's on me you don't mind if I'm using you
01:04:16not at all kind of like the brush of it
01:04:29try this sweets for my little sweetheart okay
01:04:40oh wow you guys here on a date mind if we join
01:04:46you're my guest
01:05:02oh wow she's actually allergic to fish my man
01:05:08aww you and your sister really are super close
01:05:16yeah my big bro he loves to spoil me doesn't he
01:05:26let go
01:05:28what was that did you say you wanted some steak
01:05:32here let's get you some steak
01:05:37say ah open wide
01:05:41here you go say ah
01:05:44oh nice
01:05:51I sure do love my steak
01:05:53well let's get you another bite then say ah
01:05:56that's enough Chris
01:05:57aww Chris has always been so playful am I right
01:06:00he used to do stuff like that to me all the time
01:06:04honestly I am so grateful Chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while I was gone
01:06:10I was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he used me
01:06:22are you full? if you're done let's go home
01:06:25hey man you take Evie home I'm gonna take my sister
01:06:28you know what actually I don't think I'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:34Oscar didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub
01:06:37you know the one that your friend works at
01:06:40Abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:42so trust me I'd know
01:06:44let's go home
01:06:49let's go home
01:06:50no thank you
01:06:52I think that you should take Evie on a really sweet date
01:06:54and I'm gonna hang out with Oscar for the night
01:06:57I said let's go home
01:06:59Chris you're scaring Abigail
01:07:02come on Oscar let's go
01:07:07well just me at home the night Eve's uh want to come over?
01:07:10of course
01:07:24Abigail
01:07:25you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:26don't tell me I snuck you in here for you to sit there and sulk
01:07:30I wonder what Chris and Evie are up to right now
01:07:33your boyfriend's right here and you're talking about another man?
01:07:37you really don't give a shit do you?
01:07:42bottoms up
01:07:43come on
01:07:44this is fun
01:07:45but we uh
01:07:46we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:47the cops show up
01:07:49we're busted
01:07:51fuck
01:07:52cops are here we gotta go
01:07:58run
01:07:59Oscar
01:08:04wow
01:08:05I'm finally Chris's passenger princess
01:08:13that's the best
01:08:14do you want to try?
01:08:18fuck
01:08:19fuck
01:08:19fuck
01:08:20god
01:08:21please
01:08:22what is happening?
01:08:24get out of the car
01:08:25why?
01:08:26I have to go look for Abigail
01:08:28Chris I don't get it
01:08:29you asked me to come over didn't you?
01:08:32come on let's have some fun
01:08:34oh cut the act already
01:08:36we both know there's nothing between us
01:08:38and why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of Abigail?
01:08:42I don't know I was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:46she is not my sister
01:08:51now get out
01:09:01and you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:09:04I only let you get away with it before because I didn't like anyone but that's changed now
01:09:08so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:09:10if I hear one more stupid rumor
01:09:13I'm gonna expose the truth
01:09:15in front of everyone
01:09:19fuck
01:09:22Oscar
01:09:23two miners right here
01:09:26stop right there
01:09:29shit
01:09:29I can't let my mom find out I was at a club
01:09:32she'll freeze my cart
01:09:34she'll confiscate my car
01:09:38Oscar wait
01:09:43I'm gonna need to see some ID miss
01:09:50Abigail
01:09:58damn brat
01:09:59come on let's go
01:10:00come on let's go
01:10:00go right here
01:10:03and go go go
01:10:05go
01:10:06let it go
01:10:07let it go
01:10:10run run run
01:10:11go go
01:10:16go
01:10:17oh
01:10:17oh
01:10:18oh
01:10:19oh
01:10:19oh
01:10:20oh
01:10:20oh
01:10:20oh
01:10:21oh
01:10:32oh
01:10:32we must have gone in here
01:10:33let's go
01:10:34okay
01:10:36oh
01:10:38oh
01:10:39oh
01:10:40oh
01:10:40oh
01:10:41oh
01:10:41oh
01:10:42oh
01:10:42oh
01:10:43oh
01:10:43oh
01:10:52Why did you show up at the club?
01:10:54I thought you were taking Evie home.
01:10:56Hey, you pushed me away first.
01:10:58You don't get to play the victim now.
01:11:01Damn it, Abs.
01:11:02I just...
01:11:03I can't stay mad at you.
01:11:16It's so cramped in here.
01:11:17Why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy?
01:11:23Oh.
01:11:24Oh, nice.
01:11:26I'm gonna sit down.
01:11:29Okay, wait.
01:11:31So, what about you and Oscar?
01:11:32Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:11:34He's just my fake boyfriend.
01:11:36Wait, wait, what?
01:11:38Sorry, come again?
01:11:39I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend.
01:11:42Okay?
01:11:42Happy?
01:11:43Uh, no, actually.
01:11:45Not at all.
01:11:46Explain.
01:11:46Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever.
01:11:48So, why do you keep playing with me?
01:11:54Loving Evie?
01:11:55When did I ever say that?
01:11:57The locket?
01:11:58The necklace that's for couples.
01:12:01It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:12:04It's proof that you love Evie.
01:12:07This?
01:12:15It's not, it's not Evie?
01:12:17Nope.
01:12:18So that's...
01:12:19My mom.
01:12:21She's beautiful.
01:12:22So you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace.
01:12:26No, that's not it.
01:12:28Because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you within three months.
01:12:31So, of course I don't believe that you actually like me.
01:12:33I never said the bet was about making you fall for me.
01:12:36The bet...
01:12:37What?
01:12:37What was it about?
01:12:39It was about us getting into Harvard.
01:12:41I bet Oscar that I would get into Harvard over you.
01:12:45Harvard?
01:12:50Fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something I didn't even do.
01:12:55Now that we both know you've been a bad girl, I think it's time you finally get punished the way
01:13:01you deserve.
01:13:02And what punishment would that be?
01:13:05Chris, what are you doing?
01:13:07Let me down!
01:13:08The more you fight it, the worse it's going to be.
01:13:12What are you doing?
01:13:15Punishing you.
01:13:30Don't do that again.
01:13:33Using another guy to make me jealous.
01:13:35I can't stand it.
01:13:36You're mine, Abs.
01:13:38No one else's.
01:13:40Okay.
01:13:41I'm yours.
01:13:56You're playing with fire.
01:13:59Don't hold back.
01:14:00I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:19I ain't playing games.
01:14:21I am playing games
01:14:27Working hard to outrun, all the ones I chase
01:14:30I can't run fast enough, can't pick up the pace
01:14:34People run towards love, call my cause a craze
01:14:37Let's be real, some true love is really just a face
01:14:41Heard it all before, y'all just need a score
01:14:45Don't want it anymore, can't take it no more
01:14:48Love or I adores, yes and I am sure
01:14:52Because love is war
01:14:54You taste even better than last
01:15:01Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:23Good morning, princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris, remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I?
01:15:38She is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault
01:15:41If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me
01:15:43I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:44You like Chris?
01:15:47Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:54I mean sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that
01:15:57That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:02In a year you're going to be at Harvard
01:16:04You're going to meet a boy who treats you right
01:16:06And can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:08Seriously dad?
01:16:09I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12She's made me change my ways
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them
01:16:15I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there
01:16:31But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:41All right Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49God damn dad
01:16:50You can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:58So, you fell for me first, huh?
01:17:01That's pretty bold of you crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:06Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:11Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:14Now I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard
01:17:28Became husband and wife
01:17:29Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day
01:17:34I fall in love with him all over again
01:17:36Jack Drew
01:17:37I'm right
01:17:37I love you again
01:17:42You
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