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Crush Alert Love Request from My Enemy FULL EP - Full Episode
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00:00:02New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:09New Skin Dangerously Hot Is Equipped
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40No, stop, stop, stop, stop the bar!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's Cole! He's so hot.
00:02:11Hey! What is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl. Where are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why? I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:43Eh...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50All right.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:17Hey!
00:03:20Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come in.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsay.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:08Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Wow.
00:07:25Hayley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed a spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Hell no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47If your liver ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:05I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:19It's more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soul mate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:01Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying to have a Bible, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Out!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:42Look at me!
00:09:48That way!
00:10:00You're not going to get me out!
00:10:06Now!
00:10:09I'm going to take you out!
00:10:09I'm not going to take you out!
00:10:10We have to do it.
00:10:11You are going to take you out!
00:10:12I can't believe you.
00:10:12I'm just going to take you out.
00:10:15¿Puedo ayudarme?
00:10:16SÃ, pero aquà estamos.
00:10:25¿Qué es eso? Estas percaso son para alguien más.
00:10:28¿No tenemos un maravilloso, ¿no? Eso es incómodo.
00:10:31SÃ, en realidad. Y podrÃa matar a ti ahora si estuviera flirting conmigo.
00:10:36¿Flirting? SÃ, no te preocupes. Yo tengo una amiga de mi hija.
00:10:38¿Y pensas y frÃos para ella?
00:10:39Mmm, funny.
00:10:41Ok, well, can we just pretend
00:10:44this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:51A lot of the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:53I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55I mean, not even my type, but
00:10:57you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:23Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think
00:11:54the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:00What are you doing?
00:12:04What are you doing?
00:12:11Oh, my God.
00:12:15Oh, my God.
00:12:18Oh, my God.
00:12:21Oh, my God.
00:12:31Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:37Oh, my God.
00:12:43Oh, my God.
00:12:45Oh, my God.
00:12:46Oh, my God.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:50What?
00:12:50Oh, my God.
00:12:51Let's see if these duds are photoshopped.
00:12:54Stop.
00:12:55Delete it.
00:12:55Please.
00:12:56Delete it.
00:13:08¡Oh, mi brave knight!
00:13:09¡I wish you were here with me right now!
00:13:16¡Oh, mi God!
00:13:18¡Oh, Cole!
00:13:22This slutty photos
00:13:23Why don't we go ahead and go full noi
00:13:28Jen? No, no, no!ен
00:13:30stop! Stop!
00:13:34Bitch!
00:13:48My school
00:13:49enemy is my ally girlfriend!?
00:13:52¡No te hagas!
00:13:54¡No te hagas!
00:13:57¡No te hagas!
00:13:58¡No te hagas!
00:14:07¿Estás bien?
00:14:10¡Gracias!
00:14:13¡No te hagas!
00:14:18¡No te hagas!
00:14:19Give it the phone back Jen
00:14:20What the hell Cole? I thought you'd be happy
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good huh?
00:14:31En vez dices, no te hagas tu houvales
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:43Haley's got more personality than all of you combined
00:14:45And if you mess with her, you mess with me
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:55Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole
00:15:06And he said we were enemies
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey
00:15:17Love you, Mom
00:15:19Wait, Mom
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:53Top day, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:15:57They're my favorite
00:16:00Noted
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:03I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:06And keep my scholarship
00:16:08Oh
00:16:09I'm really proud of you
00:16:11And then there's this guy
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me
00:16:14But at the same time, he's super contradictory
00:16:17It's so confusing
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:22No, I'm not into this guy
00:16:24I like you
00:16:25Only you
00:16:31I really liked your photo, by the way
00:16:33You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:38That sounds amazing
00:16:40When?
00:16:40With?
00:16:41After school
00:16:42At the balcony
00:16:43I'll bring followers
00:16:44Deal?
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:05Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:15Call me father
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:19Defending that nobody
00:17:21Haley girl
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad
00:17:23Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:39That whole family is trash
00:17:41Stay away from her
00:17:42And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:48What if she found out
00:17:49That you were the one
00:17:50Making her life miserable
00:17:52I'm almost 18
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:54I hate to make Haley wait
00:17:56But she can't know who I am
00:17:58Before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:01You're sick
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future
00:18:11Oh, hi
00:18:13I'm Haley
00:18:14Yes
00:18:16So nice to meet you
00:18:18God
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:21But the moment she knows
00:18:22I lose her forever
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers
00:18:28You're so nice
00:18:33Guacamole wizard
00:18:35Fail
00:18:39Guacamole wizard
00:18:40Ew
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:45Pathetic
00:18:46Maybe he's married
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:52I don't want any more trouble
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:06Eat it
00:19:19Call me
00:19:21So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way
00:19:33Nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich
00:19:37Like me
00:19:42I'm nothing like you
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up
00:19:55Cole, we were kidding
00:19:57It's ketchup
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up
00:20:04Take out of your phone and record this
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17Because I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20You want to hold that thing next to your face
00:20:21And do what I say
00:20:25I will leave Haley alone
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah
00:20:36Let's go
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:43Let's go
00:20:52Uh, thank you
00:20:54Wow
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just
00:21:04I happen to see you
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah
00:21:09My boyfriend actually
00:21:13Well, he
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20Maybe you got into it nice today
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though
00:21:30So
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna's?
00:21:37Because it's not going to work
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:52He
00:21:53He makes me feel safe
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:09Does he
00:22:11How you touch him like this?
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see
00:22:26No, my
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33In the game
00:22:35Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you
00:23:04I can't do this
00:23:07I love my boyfriend
00:23:08And you will never understand that
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and
00:23:13He loves me for who I am
00:23:16That is so much more important to me
00:23:18Than whatever this is between us
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:30Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds
00:24:03He just wants to play with me
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20He was right
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you
00:24:26No, no, you can't
00:24:27I look miserable now
00:24:28You need to see me in style
00:24:30Fine, if you say so
00:24:32So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Oh yeah, we are
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case
00:24:48Oh
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:11I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more
00:25:25I'm not that curious about you, actually
00:25:27I'm curious about you, though
00:25:29Like, uh
00:25:30How close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business
00:25:35But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:42Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53So
00:25:54Are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know
00:25:56Okay, well, I don't know
00:25:58So you have a date
00:26:01Or shall I say a victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me?
00:26:05Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be
00:26:10You are so full of yourself
00:26:12You can do this on your own
00:26:13Yeah
00:26:16No way
00:26:18It's a self-locking door
00:26:19Really?
00:26:21This woman's going to be back in an hour
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:25No, sorry
00:26:26Am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31Don't worry
00:26:32Maybe trust me and do
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually
00:26:36Yeah
00:26:46That was my first kiss
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:52It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55And not just bumping lips
00:27:07You're really good at this
00:27:09Why do I want you to regret it?
00:27:11You know
00:27:13We can do more if you want
00:27:32I think you know how much I want you
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:44I want you
00:27:50Oh, shit
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh, my God
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh
00:28:04Yeah
00:28:05Yeah, we're good
00:28:06We're okay
00:28:07Okay, nice
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:16What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait
00:28:19It's just hormones
00:28:21Jake
00:28:22Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:26Wait
00:28:26Car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go
00:28:42Guacamole wizard
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:03He was in a real car accident
00:29:05And according to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:07I can't take this anymore
00:29:09Cole, wait
00:29:12Oh, shit
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:18Um, we were just chatting
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey
00:29:28I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40They're my favorite
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um
00:29:51A dickhead
00:29:54What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:55You came to my table, bro
00:29:57And knocked my ball away
00:30:05There goes again
00:30:06Cole is jealous
00:30:07We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem
00:30:11We don't have a problem
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:15And we don't have a problem
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever
00:30:18To find one of your balls
00:30:22I have the ball now
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey, what if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah, just one little catch
00:30:42You have to pretend to like Haley Roth
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:50If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:30:57But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:03I'm thinking
00:31:04About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sword room
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:13No, you don't
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:16Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:18You have no idea
00:31:25Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:58No, it's cute
00:32:01The accident, the mozzarella sticks
00:32:03He is Guacamole Wizard
00:32:05So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I
00:32:11I should feel happy
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:16Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude
00:32:26Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with a bad pun
00:32:30Wow
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:39Oh my god
00:32:47Wow
00:32:48Wow
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56Wait, I can't
00:32:57Colt, put me down
00:32:58Put me down
00:32:59Put me down
00:33:02Don't do that again
00:33:15New couple alert
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I
00:33:21We're not that different
00:33:22And if you'd realize
00:33:24And give me a chance
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom
00:33:29I might say yes
00:33:33Jen, you wanna go to prom
00:33:36With me
00:33:37Jen, you wanna go to prom
00:33:39With me
00:33:40We're both hot
00:33:41And we're both rich
00:33:42And our dads have been in business
00:33:44Like, forever
00:33:45So
00:33:46Power Manic
00:33:47I think I'll pass
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds
00:33:55Oh, here they come
00:33:57If I message Corcomole Wizard
00:33:59I wonder if Jake's phone were ding
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the dance list
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later
00:34:16I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:18Bye
00:34:20He's so different
00:34:21Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:26Hayley?
00:34:36Jeez
00:34:43Here, I'll get it
00:34:44Yeah, I think no
00:34:49Oh, you're scared of me
00:34:51Seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52I don't care
00:34:53I do care
00:34:56Here we are
00:35:13I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:17He doesn't even know you
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:23Because
00:35:25I pay attention to what you like
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch
00:35:30The first day
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go to promenade, Jake
00:35:50Move!
00:35:52Colt is talking to Hayley
00:35:54Again
00:35:54Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00Obviously I do
00:36:01Okay
00:36:01Then break them up, idiot
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas
00:36:13Hey, look
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom
00:36:17Alright, I promise
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really?
00:36:19Like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me
00:36:21Except for Jake
00:36:24And you
00:36:24But you're not asking me
00:36:28Hey
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake
00:36:30Hey, Hal
00:36:31I just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was
00:36:41So sexy
00:36:43You're so sexy
00:36:44Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47I hate to break it to you, asshole
00:36:50But she's my prom date
00:36:52And she's a real tiger in the peck room
00:37:00Oh, shit
00:37:02Oh, shit
00:37:08Oh, shit
00:37:09Oh, my God
00:37:19Stop
00:37:20Stop, guys
00:37:20Stop it
00:37:21Stop
00:37:22Stop
00:37:22What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens
00:37:29I've got to save Cole
00:37:30I mean, Jake
00:37:31I've got to save Jake
00:37:36Oh
00:37:37Oh, my God
00:37:39Principal Stevens
00:37:40I'm so sorry
00:37:42Haley Roth
00:37:43That's detention
00:37:45After school
00:37:46Don't be late
00:38:03What are you doing here?
00:38:05I'm going to keep you company
00:38:07It's the least I could do
00:38:08If you saved my ass today
00:38:11The locker thing
00:38:12That was an accident
00:38:14Oh, sure
00:38:17So, uh
00:38:18You and
00:38:19You and Jake, huh?
00:38:21No
00:38:23He lied about that
00:38:24I don't know why, though
00:38:26Good
00:38:27You know
00:38:29Father that asshole
00:38:30Every time he looks at you
00:38:31Makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33Thinking about him
00:38:34Touching you
00:38:35Kissing you
00:38:36I could kill him
00:38:40Promise me
00:38:41You won't go to prom with it
00:38:45Okay, fine
00:38:46I won't
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:54Okay, everyone
00:38:55Let's start off by mixing
00:38:56Our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04Oh, my God
00:39:05I am so fed up with this
00:39:18Oops
00:39:25Sorry
00:39:25I tripped
00:39:27No
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:39:29What?
00:39:30It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead
00:39:37They're both dead
00:39:38Oh
00:39:40How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh
00:39:46What are you?
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:53Jen
00:39:53What's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:09Mrs. Scorman, it's burning
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds
00:40:11Oh, please
00:40:12It's baking soda and water
00:40:13You're fine
00:40:14Detention
00:40:15Today after school
00:40:17Oh, shit
00:40:24Jake, hey
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry
00:40:32Gotta get to student council
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:39The rice trick
00:40:42Yeah
00:40:44You don't know about the
00:40:47Come on
00:41:00Hey, um, Ella
00:41:03It's Emma
00:41:04Yeah, that's what I said
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:21And it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:22No, it's not just the phone or the laptop
00:41:25It means
00:41:25It means I can't
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online
00:41:34He's really important to me
00:41:39And I'm sure
00:41:41You're really important to him
00:41:52You know, Cole
00:41:53If you look past
00:41:54All that hair gel
00:41:55And
00:41:56Big ol' ego
00:41:57And
00:41:58Rich kid for bravo
00:41:59Okay, okay
00:42:00I get it
00:42:04You're kind of sweet
00:42:10Hey, look at that
00:42:12Oh my god
00:42:13Thank you
00:42:15Oh my god
00:42:17You're a miracle worker
00:42:24What is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28Shut up, Ella
00:42:29It's Emma
00:42:30Whatever
00:42:37Oh my god
00:42:46Morning, Valley Whore
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley Whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole Wizard
00:43:13When can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard
00:43:17I want you so badly
00:43:18I dream about you touching me
00:43:19Oh my god
00:43:21Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages
00:43:22Touch me, Guacamole Wizard
00:43:26Yeah
00:43:27Hey Valley Whore
00:43:28Show them what you really like
00:43:47Here you go
00:43:49Here, this is for you
00:43:54Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh no, it wasn't me
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11Hey everyone
00:44:11I think Valley Whore's a catfing
00:44:15Because who in their right mind
00:44:17Would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:43Stop it, stop, stop
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time
00:44:53Jane
00:44:54Hey
00:44:57Now's the time
00:44:58Tell them
00:44:59Tell them what?
00:45:00That you're a guacamole wizard
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go
00:45:10Oh my god
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie
00:45:15I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:18What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry
00:45:32It was nothing personal
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal
00:45:41Alright, alright, alright
00:45:48Enough
00:45:48What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him
00:45:53Okay, well you both have detention, so
00:46:00Let me get this straight
00:46:02You stole a leaf blower
00:46:04And defaced school property
00:46:06It wasn't school property, dad
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets
00:46:10Jesus Christ
00:46:11How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16Do you think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:18I care
00:46:19And
00:46:20I hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:22So you're taking her to prom
00:46:24What?
00:46:25Over my dead body
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now
00:46:31No, no, please don't
00:46:33Please
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:36Max's dad called
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39You're going to go
00:46:40And you're going to ask Jen to prom
00:46:42End of discussion
00:46:49Come on, you big coward
00:46:50Message him
00:46:52Just do it, just do it
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05I could never think that
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake
00:47:13Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there
00:47:37Okay
00:47:39You got this, Haley
00:47:40Just take a deep breath
00:47:42You got this
00:47:43You got this
00:47:47You look beautiful
00:47:51Thank you, Mom
00:48:10Hey, Haley
00:48:11I'm glad you came
00:48:13You look so pretty
00:48:14Hi
00:48:14Hey, Max
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous
00:48:18I mean
00:48:18No, it's just my parents' blood, honey
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit
00:48:23Get drunk, girl
00:48:24Woo!
00:48:28Yeah
00:48:38What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:45Hey, everyone
00:48:46Let's give it up for Valley whore
00:48:48Valley whore
00:48:52Jen
00:48:53Why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:02Those are concerning
00:49:03Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:06Did you know that?
00:49:07Haley
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess
00:49:10Pervy princess
00:49:18Hey, let's get pervy tonight
00:49:21Leave me alone
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm
00:49:39Paul?
00:49:42I'm king
00:49:44I'm king
00:49:50Wow
00:49:51I'm king
00:49:59You
00:50:00Wow
00:50:01You
00:50:01You
00:50:02You
00:50:02You
00:50:04You
00:50:06You
00:50:17¿Estás él?
00:50:20¿Puedes dejar de encontrar tu chico chico caballero?
00:50:23Ok, Cole no es él.
00:50:25No, vamos a ir a la prom juntos.
00:50:28No, no estoy.
00:50:29SÃ, tú estás.
00:50:30Es bien, tú puedes ser honestos con tus sentimientos.
00:50:34Entonces, tú también.
00:50:35Este todo el tiempo.
00:50:39Oh, Dios mÃo.
00:50:40I am such an idiot.
00:50:42Haley, wait.
00:50:47Haley, wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:50You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me,
00:50:53you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:55I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:58I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:09What are you?
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car.
00:51:29Dad, can you just act normal for once
00:51:31and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:32Haley.
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36I'm a servant.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash
00:51:40that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl
00:51:48from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:51I knew you would be forgotten.
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him or I swear to God,
00:52:01your mother is fired.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:06I'll stay away.
00:52:08Haley, come on.
00:52:09You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness
00:52:18and your elitist ideas of what you think
00:52:20a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:27So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:31Haley!
00:52:36Fuck this.
00:52:37That's me.
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:43Ever since mom died,
00:52:45you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother
00:52:51I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:06Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad
00:53:09that I accidentally helped
00:53:10and ruined your life.
00:53:12So,
00:53:12I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:31You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:48Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:50Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:53But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks
00:54:04because he's also the president
00:54:07of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget
00:54:16a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds,
00:54:19today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back
00:54:21this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop
00:54:45and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:55Just log into this stupid game
00:54:57and tell the girl who you love
00:54:58who you really are.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:39I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:55:43Haley, I've wanted to tell you who I was
00:55:45from the bitter beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened off all your mom
00:55:48and I had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who I was.
00:55:51I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family.
00:55:55And so, you don't have to choose.
00:56:09Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way
00:56:15you love guacamole wizard,
00:56:16but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Nicole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing
00:56:42was so confusing, though,
00:56:43because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:46But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:55Until you hoped it was.
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04You're hurt, man.
00:57:06You're really fucking hurt.
00:57:12Hey, uh...
00:57:13One of those things I said we could do...
00:57:16You ever go?
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22I'm getting there, don't worry.
00:57:23Mm-hmm.
00:57:31I'll show you, you.
00:57:46Okay, so...
00:57:47What do you think?
00:57:4810 out of 10.
00:57:50Oh.
00:57:50Yeah.
00:57:51We'll do it again.
00:57:52Okay, sex for sex with me specifically.
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:57:58All right. All right, that's fair. I'll, uh, I'll take that as a win.
00:58:07What is my life now? Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:11Mm, no, God, no. I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:17No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:21I'll see you in a minute, Noah.
00:58:23Stop it.
00:58:27Um, say, isn't Promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's Promenade.
00:58:35Okay, but the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to Promenade?
00:58:42Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:46Oh, God, please don't mention his name again. I don't want to hear it.
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:54Later.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:07I thought, only the best for my princess.
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:13Uh, I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to
00:59:20prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:24Of course, they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:34Cole, are you here?
00:59:36Cole, are you here?
00:59:39Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
00:59:43I don't want to let you, Cole, you are in big trouble.
01:00:01Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:04You would try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:26My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:32Uh, uh, uh, I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:40I want 10.
01:00:42I do.
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:58Jen Longfellow.
01:01:00Oh, thank you.
01:01:02Oh, my God.
01:01:04Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this means the world to me.
01:01:08I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:12Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh, my God, that's Haley and Cole.
01:01:22Haley's fine.
01:01:23It's very too bad.
01:01:28Hey, uh, most 10 minutes up.
01:01:31No.
01:01:32But who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah.
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Hell yeah.
01:01:42Language.
01:01:42I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:46Come on.
01:01:47Everyone say it with me.
01:01:49Pervy princess.
01:01:50Pervy princess.
01:01:51Pervy princess.
01:01:53Woo!
01:01:56Woo!
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:09Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:10If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:14I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:25What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:30You little shit.
01:02:32You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty
01:02:40drama.
01:02:41But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:49You can't do that.
01:02:51I'm the principal.
01:02:52So, yes, I can.
01:03:02There was no answer in six.
01:03:05You lied to me.
01:03:12Hayley, catch.
01:03:17Oh.
01:03:18Oh.
01:03:19My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:24Oh.
01:03:25Yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer is a lowly night with a chip on her shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:33humor.
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no.
01:03:42That's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:52You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:03:57Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:02And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:05And best believe me, I can.
01:04:08I'll say this.
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:15Joy, Pearl.
01:04:23I am so proud of you.
01:04:26I kind of done with all you being by my son.
01:04:29That was terrifying.
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:35I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:39Oh my god, I gotta change that username.
01:04:41Yeah, you do.
01:04:42Hey.
01:04:46Woo-hoo!
01:04:48Woo-hoo!
01:04:49Woo-hoo!
01:04:52Woo-hoo!
01:04:52Woo-hoo!
01:04:52Woo-hoo!
01:04:53Woo-hoo!
01:04:54Woo-hoo!
01:04:55Woo-hoo!
01:04:55Woo-hoo!
01:04:57Woo-hoo!
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