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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:34Alright, let's get out of here.
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:30I'm not my king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:55What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:06Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:07Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancΓ©. You belong with me. Come home.
05:34Get away, Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?!
07:17What are you talking about?!
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck? I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants top an orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:19Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing!
08:28Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:43Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace. Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:39there it is!
09:46leara's wounded bad. Drag em both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:56what the hell was that nothing just swapped a bug
10:03that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:08she's your daughter we need you now so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome this aura
10:18she's got my blood who did this don't worry about it just keep lily safe
10:35mommy mommy
10:54it's too late boss her heart beats fading fast
11:11somebody help me
11:26give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:32it was
11:54your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:57you're my fiance my property you filthy whore spread your legs for some stray dog
12:06but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:17with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:29i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault
12:34shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora someone did this to you
12:43you're just a regular guy stay out of it
12:46boss soup's ready
12:54if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
12:59she's all we have left
13:01she's safe now drink
13:05soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:13jack you
13:16ambrosia residue golden apple sap
13:19i studied this in grad's time
13:21greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:24where the hell did you get this
13:27more try it
13:39these ingredients where did you get them
13:47it's my first time meeting daddy
13:49i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:15what a lively little snack
14:18gulp you down and my power doubles
14:29i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:31you want more
14:33i've got a ton of it laying around
14:34this guy's luck is insane
14:38a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:43is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:46you're safe here liria
14:51we've got a kid together now
14:53i'm not letting anything touch
14:57you or lily
14:58jack i'm grateful but i
15:00daddy help
15:04something's trying to eat me
15:08lily's in trouble
15:15i i'm not tasty
15:17my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:20please don't eat me
15:25divine power runs through this girl
15:28devour you
15:30and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:35ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:49whoo
15:52whoo
16:07you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:14I've got you baby touch my kid again and I'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:21ha you ruined my meal wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:35two courses for the price of one
16:44bitch
16:50Jack take Lily and run go
16:58run from the Lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:09you Posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's Poseidon's bloodline if I stay I'm dead
17:27what the hell just happened it ran damn Leoya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:34monster off me no way even at full strength I couldn't take that thing I'm still recovering
17:42wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:47whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:54about that monster
18:00failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
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18:46but
18:47I
18:48have mercy
18:48I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it. I
18:50Please spare my life. No problem. Thank you. My lord. Thank you for your mercy. Try to remember that in
18:57your next like
19:10Enjoying the show.
19:21My king! We had nothing to do with the Hydro, we swear!
19:24Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:32Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:34Yes! Yes, my leash!
19:48My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth myself.
20:02That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:06But Poseidon? Guy's long gone.
20:08Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:11Sea God Myth, Ancient History. Wanna bet? There ain't no Sea King anymore!
20:27The world's the same as ever. The dead are louder than the living.
20:32Who the hell are you? You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:35You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:46Poseidon?
20:57Is Hades still breathing?
20:59If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you. I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am? Hades is Ace. You crash my spot, you die here!
21:28Come here!
21:51Little fish.
22:00Hades' staff? One shot? The Sea King. He's real.
22:06Ugh.
22:07Hades. You hiding? Come out! Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:141, 2.
22:19Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:27Boss, this bum
22:34You idiot
22:35Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown
22:38You're done, get out
22:39In front of Poseidon
22:41You're ants
22:42I'm saving your worthless heights
22:49My lord
22:50Is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:01Understood
23:01I'll mobilize every team right now
23:04You have three days
23:05I'll be back
23:10Everyone, drop what you're doing
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and Child
23:14Every resource, every contact
23:16Now, tell them Poseidon's back
23:19Yes, boss
23:26Poseidon's back
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:38Dylan wants the woman dead
23:40Kid comes with us alive
23:42She's still hurt
23:42Easy pickets
23:44Let's move
23:57We'll make a nice stew
23:58Surprise daddy for lunch
24:06A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:10Pathetic
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders
24:17Come quietly to the stronghold
24:20Or I drag your corpse back
24:22Mommy
24:23Mommy
24:24Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid
24:34Stay away from my daughter
24:37Don't you dare touch her
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding
24:56This forest is locked down
24:58Surrender now
25:00I'll go with you
25:02On one condition
25:03Let my daughter go
25:05No, mommy
25:07I'm not leaving you
25:18Kid's mine
25:20You die
25:21You poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog
25:31The more you fight
25:32The faster it rots you from the inside
25:35Give up
25:37You've gone too far
25:38Even if I die today
25:40I'm not letting you win
25:44You're wounded
25:46Poisoned
25:47Done
25:48Done
25:49The kid's coming with me
25:53Don't touch her
25:54Come at me
25:56Feisty one
25:57Dylan wants you dead
25:59But first
26:01I'm gonna have some fun
26:09Such a pretty face
26:11All mine now
26:16Let my mommy go
26:17You bastard
26:25Lily
26:25Lily
26:26Run
26:27Get out of here
26:32Serve me well
26:34And I might let her run
26:35A little longer
26:43Lily
26:43Lily
26:50Honey
26:56Your hands off her
27:05You touched my woman
27:06You're a dead man
27:09My poison
27:14Jack
27:16What the hell just happened?
27:20You okay, babe?
27:23So you're the boyfriend
27:23Too bad
27:25I'll snap every bone in your body
27:27With one hand
27:44Jack
27:44Keep Lily safe
27:46Long as I'm here
27:47You don't lose
27:48Shut up
27:49And go
27:50Now
28:02If I pull this vine
28:03The whole cliff
28:04Goes with us, demon
28:07Run all you want
28:08My pack
28:09Tears you both apart
29:00Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:03I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:06Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid.
29:18I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:52You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human.
29:58Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:02Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily.
30:23You can turn around now.
30:27Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:42Don't move.
30:43Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:45I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily.
30:57No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:13I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn.
31:28You take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal?
31:43You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming.
31:46Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:48No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:53Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just...
32:04Let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:32Lily...
32:33Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:51End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:05I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first!
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine!
33:24I'll oblige!
33:28In a hurry to die.
33:30Look!
33:42What?
33:43See?
33:51Nothing with dark.
33:53You're ugly.
33:55I will.
33:55You're half dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?
33:59The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:04This... can't be.
34:30Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us. We're finished!
34:50Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:55Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:04With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:16My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:24You worthless creature!
35:26You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:42You're-
35:42I'm ciΔ
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35:48You're awesome!
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