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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
00:40Slow-ass sea slug!
01:02Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:15Fish food ages ago.
01:16eventos of Heaven?
01:17Fish food ages ago.
01:37arsenal.
01:37Joe!
01:40Fire!
01:41Fire!
01:41Fire!
01:42Fire!
01:43Fire!
01:44Don't bring that crap to my door
01:50Sire
02:07Who the hell broke my new console I'm gonna go deal with that bastard
02:12Sire you're finally stepping in
02:27Go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:32My king even puss-eyed himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:58What did you do turn me back right now?
03:06Sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against Olympus. We beg you
03:12Zeus's brains probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people
03:25Screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:34FIGHT!
03:41FIGHT!
03:42Get your hands off me creep. Sorry. I didn't mean to
03:50Wait pointy ears a dryage. What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human total nerd damn it the aphrodisiants kicking in
04:14You're burning up down here way harder than I pictured
04:19I was drugged this whole thing is Dylan's sick setup
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die. I really need this guy
04:33Goddamn
04:35You really know how to flip my switch
04:45I need more
04:47A lot more
04:55Don't stop
04:56Get harder
04:59Squeeze me tighter
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey, I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:19Dammit. He tracked me
05:35Leora, you're my fiance. You belong with me. Come home
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56WHO SCREWED UP MY PLAN?!
06:00Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14You're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet
06:35I won't kill him
06:37But you're coming with me, Loria
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown
06:49Forget today ever happened
06:51Go back to your life
07:06Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:19Those assholes are back already
07:21What are you talking about?
07:24What are you talking about?
07:37Shut up, man, my ears are shot
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Narius' sea folk give him a wide bur-
07:57You asked for this
08:11You one-shotted pants top an orcer? Who the hell are you?!
08:26Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue
08:28Hope you die alone and miserable
08:32What are you whining about?
08:34Nothing
08:35Heat's too low, sprinkle this and baste it again
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby
09:06But he retired recently
09:08We're gonna find him now
09:18I'm badly wounded
09:20I don't have much time
09:22Find Lily's real father
09:24Leave her with him
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus
09:46There it is
09:47There it is
10:04What the hell was that?
10:05What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing
10:07Just swapped a bug
10:12That girl from five years ago
10:13You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter
10:19We need you now
10:21So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome
10:25This aura?
10:27She's got my blood
10:28This aura?
10:32She's got my blood
10:33Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it
10:37Just keep Lily safe
10:43Mommy
10:45Mommy
10:45Mommy
10:46Mommy
11:02It's too late boss
11:04Her heart beats fading fast
11:20Somebody help me
11:23Somebody help me
11:35Give me a name Leora
11:36Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06You're my fiancee
12:08My property
12:08You filthy whore
12:10Spread your legs for some stray dog
12:15But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:23No! Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins
12:29Even Olympus will bow to me
12:39I...
12:39Got careless
12:42Diving near a shipwreck
12:43My fault
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical Leora
12:48Someone did this to you
12:53You're just a regular guy
12:54Stay out of it
12:56Boss
12:57Soup's ready
13:04If I don't make it
13:07Promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09She's all we have left
13:12She's safe
13:13Now drink
13:16Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue
13:28Golden apple sap
13:29I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More
13:38Try it
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy
14:00I got to find the prettiest shell for him
14:08Desh
14:27what a lively little snack gulp you down and my power doubles
14:40i just fished this stuff out of the bay you want more i've got a ton of it laying around
14:45this guy's luck is insane a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:54is this coast a secret olympian vault you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now i'm not letting anything touch you or lily jack i'm grateful but
15:12i daddy help something's trying to eat me lily's in trouble
15:26i i'm not tasty my mommy and daddy are super strong please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl devour you and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:47ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:01whoo
16:20you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:23mommy
16:26i've got you baby
16:29touch my kid again and i'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:56you bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei
17:24that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster off
17:48me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:24oh
18:28oh
18:29oh
18:31oh
18:32oh
18:32oh
18:33oh
18:34oh
18:35oh
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:25some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:48you're in hades territory asshole
21:03poseidon
21:13is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:21who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16Hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23Hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:30one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants
22:59i'm saving your worthless heights
23:05my lord is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now
23:20you have three days i'll be back
23:26everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:44let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:23a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down
25:16surrender now
25:18i'll go with you
25:20on one condition
25:21let my daughter go
25:23no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine
25:38you die
25:42you poisoned me
25:46my poison fog
25:48the more you fight
25:50the faster it rots you from the inside
25:52give up
25:54you've gone too far
25:56even if i die today
25:57i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:03poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her
26:12come at me
26:13feisty one
26:15dylan wants you dead
26:17but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:26such a pretty face
26:29all mine now
26:33let my mommy go
26:35you bastard
26:42lily
26:44lily
26:45run
26:45get out of here
26:51serve me well
26:52and i might let her run a little longer
27:00warriors
27:02harina
27:12and i'm just like
27:15you're not gonna die
27:18but i'm just like
27:25my woman, you're a dead man.
27:32Jack,
27:34what the hell just
27:34happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body
27:45with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:04Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:08Now!
28:20If I pull this vine, the whole cliff
28:22goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want.
28:27My pack tears you both apart.
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:21I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay.
29:27We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid!
29:37I'll make your death quick!
29:45Lily,
29:47turn around and cover your ears,
29:49okay?
29:52Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best!
30:08Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die!
30:15You're not human!
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here,
30:20so I'm keeping it clean.
30:21Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42Lily, you can turn around now.
30:47Daddy?
30:48What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are,
30:53he just passed out.
31:00Lily,
31:00stay right here inside this circle.
31:02Don't move.
31:03Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys.
31:05I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy,
31:12be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:15No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:23That poison's eaten you alive,
31:25little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:31So what?
31:32I'll drag you to hell with me
31:34before I die.
31:46Damn.
31:47You take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:51Then,
31:52I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily,
31:56even if I die,
31:58I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:01No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first,
32:18then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:48Where's Lily?
32:52Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now,
33:03and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse,
33:08and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You,
33:14in our eyes,
33:15you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:22Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:43I'll oblige!
33:45No!
33:46No!
33:48No!
33:49No!
33:50No!
33:52No!
33:52No!
33:53No!
33:54No!
33:54No!
33:55No!
33:56No!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekethra!
34:51The coastal legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are,
35:05kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors
35:16to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here,
35:24no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:27We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:36My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist
35:48where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence
35:59before the lord of the sea?
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