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My Dad Is Poseidon - FULL Reelshort
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00:13¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:58¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:02¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier
01:43I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door
01:50Sire
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard
02:12Sire, you're finally stepping in
02:28Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game
02:32My king, even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now
03:05Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command
03:08Lead us against Olympus, we beg you
03:11Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years
03:15I'm retired, I don't waste breath on crazy people
03:25Screw power struggles
03:26Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait, pointy ears
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human
04:00A total nerd
04:01Damn it
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in
04:14You're burning up down here
04:16Way harder than I pictured
04:19I was drugged
04:20This whole thing is Dylan's sick set up
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die
04:26I really need this guy
04:33Goddamn
04:35You really know how to flip my switch
04:45I need more
04:47A lot more
04:55Don't stop
04:57Harder
04:59Squeeze me tighter
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey
05:12I put in a lot of work
05:13Don't tell me you forgot
05:15Leora
05:16I know you're in there
05:18Nowhere left to run
05:19Damn it
05:20He tracked me
05:34Leora
05:35You're my fiance
05:37You belong with me
05:38Come home
05:39Get away
05:40Dylan
05:43As the leader of the satyr
05:45You actually drugged me
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:00Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her
06:03News flash, tough guy
06:04Real men don't need tricks
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it
06:29Her body's tainted now
06:30But her blood still has value
06:31Can't push too hard yet
06:35I won't kill him
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go
06:42I can handle this clown
06:50Forget today ever happened
06:52Go back to your life
07:06Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:19Those assholes are back already
07:21What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer
07:32Either get the hell out of this water
07:33Or kneel and call me daddy
07:36Dylan Hoop
07:37Speak up, man
07:37My ears are shot
07:38Keep acting tough
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust
07:42Even Nereus' seafo
07:43Give him a wide burn
07:57You asked for this
08:11You one-shotted pants top and orcer?
08:13Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole
08:26Using my divine power to barbecue
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing
08:35Heat's too low
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again
08:43Molly, gods make heroes with it
08:45You seasoned food
08:50Huh
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby
09:06But he retired recently
09:08We're gonna find him now
09:18I'm badly wounded
09:20I don't have much time
09:22Find Lily's real father
09:24Leave her with him
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus
09:46There it is
09:54Liara's wounded bad
09:55Drag them both back to the Dillon
09:57Lifetime of easy living
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing
10:07Just swapped a bug
10:12That girl from five years ago
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter
10:19We need you now
10:21So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome
10:25This aura?
10:27She's got my blood
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it
10:37Just keep Lily safe
10:43Mommy
10:44Mommy
11:03It's too late, boss
11:04Her heartbeats fading fast
11:20Somebody help me
11:35Give me a name, Liara
11:36Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06You're my fiancé, my property
12:08You filthy whore
12:10Spread your legs for some stray dog
12:15But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:23No, let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins
12:29Even Olympus will bow to me
12:39I got careless
12:42Diving near a shipwreck
12:43My fault
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Liara
12:48Someone did this to you
12:53You're just a regular guy
12:55Stay out of it
12:56Boss
12:57Soup's ready
13:04If I don't make it
13:07Promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09She's all we have left
13:12She's safe
13:13Now drink
13:16Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue
13:28Golden apple sap
13:29I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More
13:38Try it
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26What a lively little snack
14:29Gulp you down and my power doubles
14:32Ha ha ha ha ha
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:45This guy's luck is insane
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:57You're safe here, Liria
15:02We've got a kid together now
15:05I'm not letting anything touch
15:08You or Lily
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy, help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me
15:19Lily's in trouble
15:26I... I'm not tasty
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31Please don't eat me
15:37Divine power runs through this girl
15:40Devour you
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:00Whooo
16:19You disgusting freak
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:23Mommy
16:26I've got you baby
16:29Touch my kid again
16:31And I'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34Ha
16:34You ruined my meal
16:39Wait
16:40The baby mama herself
16:42Perfect
16:48Two courses for the price of one
16:56You bitch
17:03Jack take Lily and run
17:05Go
17:11Run from the Lucian Hydro
17:14You pathetic little insects
17:22You
17:23Posei
17:24That kid's his
17:26No wonder the power's so pure
17:29That's Poseidon's bloodline
17:31If I stay I'm dead
17:40What the hell just happened
17:42It ran
17:43Damn Leoya
17:44Your powers are badass
17:46You straight up scared the monster off
17:49Me?
17:50No way
17:51Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing
17:53I'm still recovering
17:55Wait
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01Whatever
18:01Let's get home
18:02That thing might circle back
18:08About that monster
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:15Figures
18:16He's just a regular guy after all
18:31He's just a regular guy after all
18:37The Chagora
18:37J Firefox
18:37That too
18:39He's just a regular guy after all
18:41He's just a regular guy after all
18:41Throw him
18:41Orbs颃
18:44From below
18:45Be
18:46Good
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22:18One shot?
22:19The Sea King, he's real.
22:23Hades, you hiding?
22:25Come out or this whole place
22:28turns into Driftwood.
22:30One,
22:31two.
22:36¡Gracias por el fates! ¡El boss está aquí!
22:43¡Boss! ¡Esta bum!
22:51¡Gracias! ¡Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown!
22:55¡You're done! ¡Get out!
22:57¡In front of Poseidon! ¡You're ants!
22:59¡I'm saving your worthless heights!
23:06¡Suscríbete al leora y la hija!
23:06¡My Lord!
23:07¿Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09¡I'm not here for fun!
23:11¡Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter!
23:18¡Understood!
23:19¡I'll mobilize every team right now!
23:21¡You have three days!
23:22¡I'll be back!
23:26¡Everyone!
23:28¡Drop what you're doing!
23:29¡Full sweep on the Leora and Child!
23:31¡Every resource!
23:33¡Every contact!
23:33¡Now!
23:34¡Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36¡Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back!
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:58She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:01Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch.
24:17Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:43Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
24:58Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy!
25:13You're bleeding!
25:14This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:24No, Mommy!
25:25I'm not leaving you!
25:28Ha ha ha!
25:37Kid's mine.
25:39You die.
25:43You poisoned me.
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:56Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded.
26:04Poisoned.
26:05Poisoned.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:12Come at me!
26:14Feisty one.
26:15Dylan wants you dead.
26:17But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face.
26:29All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:37Ah!
26:43Lily!
26:44Lily!
26:45Run!
26:46Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:09Daddy?
27:15Your hands off her!
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:32Jack!
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:04Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:29I'm gonna go!
28:41What?
28:42No!
28:44No!
28:46No!
28:56No!
28:58No!
28:58No!
28:58No!
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32:58This is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now, and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
33:13You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:20This... can't be...
34:49Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster?
34:52Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us. We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me. Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack. Look around. We're surrounded. We could actually die here.
35:35My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea?
36:01Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea?
36:05Gracias por ver el video
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