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Crush Alert Love Request from My Enemy FULL EP
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00:00:02New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:09New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:18You're staring, you like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe
00:00:30When are you going to tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am, I'm Valaqueen33
00:00:35Such a dumb username
00:00:37Oh okay guacamolewizard275, don't talk to me about dumb usernames
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like
00:00:45Oh I would if you agreed to meet me in person
00:00:47Or at least a photo
00:00:50Maybe someday
00:00:51I'm not going to tell you what I'm going to say
00:00:55Crap, I'm late
00:00:57Good luck scholarship queen
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight
00:01:13But on my first day at Edmunds Academy
00:01:16I feel like a peasant
00:01:19Watch it
00:01:20This isn't public school
00:01:23Forget your training wheels
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car
00:01:44No
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman
00:01:48It's ruined
00:01:56He's so hot
00:01:57Hey
00:01:57I told you to stop the car
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cold
00:02:05He's so hot
00:02:10Hey
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl
00:02:18What do you want me to sign?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me
00:02:32Yeah, I break a lot of hearts buttercup
00:02:34Okay
00:02:37You should know that
00:02:38I don't know who you are
00:02:40I don't know who you are
00:02:40But you were a
00:02:42You were a
00:02:45Asshole
00:02:50All right
00:02:52I broke something of yours
00:02:54Sure, but
00:02:55Hey
00:02:56You got my attention
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even
00:03:07Don't do it
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley
00:03:10Have a good day
00:03:13Don't do it
00:03:21Oh, fuck
00:03:23Now we're even
00:03:24My last thought better not be broken
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Clay
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom
00:03:42Every hallway
00:03:44And every rumor
00:03:45In this school
00:03:46Your personal nightmare
00:03:48I'm going to make your wife a living hell
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl
00:03:55Yeah, idiot
00:03:56I can see that
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:04Same
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:20And piss off Michael
00:04:21But he's not your Cole
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay
00:04:24He's not yet
00:04:26Come on
00:04:28Hi
00:04:29I'm Jen
00:04:30And this is Lindsay
00:04:32Hi
00:04:34I'm Haley
00:04:34So nice to meet you
00:04:36You have first day jitters
00:04:37That's totally understandable
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:42Come in
00:04:43Bye bye
00:04:44Let's go
00:04:49There you go
00:04:50Thanks so much
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome new girl
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:22Guacamole wizard
00:05:23Wow
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back
00:05:29Hold on
00:05:31Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy
00:05:33You should come to Locker 83 right now
00:05:36Send
00:05:36Here
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max
00:05:46At least check on me
00:05:48Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please
00:05:54No way
00:05:55What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school
00:06:04Please ignore that
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:08Send
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl
00:06:31Wait
00:06:32Is a new girl
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen
00:06:38Could it be
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:51No chances, Jen
00:06:52So is it
00:06:54She does look kind of cute
00:07:03Please ignore that
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover
00:07:40Hey there, buttercup
00:07:40You don't need shaving cream
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her must have filled an eye exam
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you
00:08:04Something happened today and I lost the game
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I want to be with you
00:08:17And you want to be with me
00:08:19As more than just friends
00:08:21Oh thank god
00:08:23I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:25You're my soulmate
00:08:27Like I like you so much
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now
00:08:30Um, I'm ready to send my photo
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah
00:08:36Get ready
00:08:43Okay
00:08:44No face
00:08:45Just the boobs
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:53All the kids do this
00:08:55You'll love it
00:09:00Oh, this lighting hates me
00:09:02Come on, Hayley
00:09:03Confidence
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online
00:09:11Okay
00:09:12Yeah
00:09:12That's actually kind of
00:09:14Oh my god
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:33Get out
00:09:34Now
00:09:34Fine
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on
00:10:08Bye-bye!
00:10:15¿Estás ayudando a m�
00:10:16Bueno, no puedo pensar en eso, pero aquà estamos.
00:10:25¿Qué es eso? Estas buves son para alguien más.
00:10:28¿No tenemos un maravilloso, ¿no? Eso es...
00:10:31...es incómodo.
00:10:32SÃ, en realidad. Y probablemente te mató ahora si te hubiera flirting conmigo.
00:10:36¿Flirting? SÃ, no te llaman a ti mismo. Tengo una compañÃa, también.
00:10:38¿Qué piensas y piensas para ella?
00:10:39No, no.
00:10:41Qué bueno, ¿qué tal?
00:10:43Bueno, pues, ¿por qué tal?
00:10:44...es que no ocurrió y nos vamos a ir a diversas formas?
00:10:46No, no.
00:10:49No, no.
00:10:51No, no, no.
00:10:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:10:58no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:59¿Puedo que fuera de aqu�
00:11:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:11:30no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:11:30no.
00:11:30Aquà no se va nada.
00:11:38No hay respuesta.
00:11:40No se preocupe, probablemente se está ocupando.
00:11:46Le doy de vuelta.
00:11:47¿Por qué?
00:11:47¿No quieres que vea tu nudo?
00:11:50Oh, esta es realmente una buena foto.
00:11:52Honestamente, es tan buena que creo que toda la escuela deberÃa verla.
00:11:55¿Puedes verla, Lindsay?
00:11:57SÃ, tengo.
00:12:00¿Qué estás haciendo?
00:12:26¡Holy s***!
00:12:28¡Oh!
00:12:30Yo, ¿qué está pasando?
00:12:31¡Dude, tu enemas nudo just got put up on the big screen!
00:12:34¿Qué?
00:12:34¡Ya!
00:12:49¡C'mon!
00:12:50¡Let's see if these builds are photoshopped!
00:12:54¡Dude!
00:12:55¡Dad!
00:12:56¡Dude it, sechs!
00:12:57Stress, stress, stress, stress,.
00:13:01Stress, stress, stress, stress, stress, stress, stress, stress, stress!
00:13:08Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:16Oh my god
00:13:17Oh cool, your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:28Jen, no
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no, Jen, stop
00:13:32Get off me
00:13:34Get off me
00:13:40Get off me
00:13:42Get off me
00:13:42Get off me
00:13:47My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off me
00:13:54Stop it
00:13:56Oh my god
00:13:58Oh my god
00:13:59Stop, stop, stop
00:14:01Stop, stop, stop
00:14:05Hey
00:14:06You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jen
00:14:20What the hell, Cole?
00:14:22I thought you'd be happy
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:43Hey
00:14:44Haley's got more personality than all of you combined
00:14:45And if you mess with her, you mess with me
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Here we are
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone
00:14:59Alright
00:15:00Haley
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole
00:15:06And he said we were enemies
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey
00:15:17Love you, mom
00:15:19Wait, mom
00:15:24Do, do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:54Tough day, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:15:58They're my favorite
00:16:00Noted
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:03I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:06And keep my scholarship
00:16:08Oh
00:16:09I'm really proud of you
00:16:11And then there's this guy
00:16:12He has this vendetta against me
00:16:14But at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:17It's so confusing
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21No, I'm not into this guy
00:16:24I like you
00:16:25Only you
00:16:31I really liked your photo, by the way
00:16:33You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:38That sounds amazing
00:16:40When?
00:16:41With?
00:16:41About after school
00:16:42At the balcony
00:16:43I'll bring flowers
00:16:44Deal?
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:05Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:15Call me father
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:19Defending that nobody, Haley girl
00:17:22Haley's not a nobody dad
00:17:23Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is Cole
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:39That whole family is trash
00:17:41Stay away from her
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:54I hate to make Haley wait but
00:17:56She can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:01You're sick
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future
00:18:11Oh hi
00:18:13I am Haley
00:18:15Yes
00:18:16So nice to meet you
00:18:18God
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:21But the moment she knows
00:18:22I lose her forever
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers
00:18:28You're so nice
00:18:33Guacamole wizard
00:18:35Fail
00:18:39Guacamole wizard
00:18:40Ew
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:45Pathetic
00:18:46Maybe he's married
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his ride video
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble
00:18:56Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:02And so we thought we were bringing you a sandwich
00:19:12Eat it
00:19:14Ah!
00:19:20Call me
00:19:21So you think that you're going to humiliate me
00:19:23In front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30Guacamole wizard
00:19:30Guacamole wizard
00:19:30Where are you?
00:19:32Oh and by the way
00:19:34Cole's not going to come save you
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich
00:19:37Like me
00:19:42I'm nothing like you
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up
00:19:55Cole, we were kidding
00:19:57It's ketchup
00:19:58Pick
00:19:59That bloody thing up
00:20:03Take out you're going to record this
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say
00:20:25I will leave Haley alone
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah
00:20:36Let's go
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go
00:20:52Uh, thank you
00:20:55Wow
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just
00:21:04I happen to see you
00:21:06Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:09Yeah, my boyfriend actually
00:21:13Well, he
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20Maybe you got into it nice today
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though
00:21:30So
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37Cause it's not going to work
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:52He
00:21:53He makes me feel safe
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that though
00:22:02You understand better than you think
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:09Does he
00:22:11Why you touch him like this?
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see
00:22:26No, my
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33In the game
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you a little slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you
00:23:04I can't do this
00:23:07I love my boyfriend
00:23:08And you will never understand that
00:23:10He's smart and he's kind
00:23:12And he loves me for who I am
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:30Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds
00:24:03He just wants to play with me
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20He was right
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you
00:24:25No, no you can't
00:24:27I look miserable now
00:24:28You need to see me in style
00:24:30Fine, if you say so
00:24:32So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah we are
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:01Oh, you
00:25:03Oh, me
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:11I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more
00:25:25I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27I'm curious about you though
00:25:30Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So, are you going to prom?
00:25:56Eh, I'm going to well, I don't know
00:25:58So you have a date?
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me?
00:26:05Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:10You are so full of yourself
00:26:12You can do this on your own
00:26:13Yeah
00:26:16No way
00:26:18It's a self-locking door
00:26:19Really?
00:26:21Ms. Corma's going to be back in an hour
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:25No, okay
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:27But, I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31Or, make me try something new
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36Yeah
00:26:46That was my first kiss
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:52It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55And not just bumping lips
00:27:07You're really good at this
00:27:09One day I want you to regret it
00:27:11You know
00:27:13We can do more if you want
00:27:29You know
00:27:29Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:32So you want me?
00:27:36I think you know how much I want you
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you
00:27:51Oh shit
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh?
00:28:05Yeah, yeah we're good
00:28:06I think so
00:28:07We're okay
00:28:07Great, great, nice
00:28:09Hey
00:28:14Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait
00:28:19It's just hormones
00:28:21Jake
00:28:22Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:26Wait
00:28:26Car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:03He was in a real car accident
00:29:05He was in a real car accident
00:29:05And according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:07And according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:09Cole, wait
00:29:12Oh shit
00:29:17What's up guys?
00:29:18Um, we were just chatting
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40They're my favorite
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Would you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:55You came to my table, bro
00:29:57And knocked my ball away
00:30:05There it goes again
00:30:06Cole is jealous
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem
00:30:11We don't have a problem
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:15And we don't have a problem
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever
00:30:18To find one of your balls
00:30:22I have the ball now
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah, just one little catch
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Haley Roth
00:30:47Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:50If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:30:57But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:01You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:04I'm thinking
00:31:04About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sore drum
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:13No, you don't
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:19You have no idea
00:31:25Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:29Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard
00:32:05So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude
00:32:26Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with a bad pun
00:32:30Wow
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:39Wait
00:32:40Oh my god
00:32:47Wow
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56Wait, I can't
00:32:57Colt, put me down
00:32:58Put me down
00:32:59Put me down
00:33:02Don't do that again
00:33:16New couple alert?
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different
00:33:22And if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:24I think that we would make a great match
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom
00:33:30I might say yes
00:33:33Jen, you wanna go to prom
00:33:35With me
00:33:37Jen, you wanna go to prom
00:33:39With me
00:33:40We're both hot
00:33:41And we're both rich
00:33:42And our dads have been in business
00:33:44Like, forever
00:33:46So...
00:33:47How romantic
00:33:47I think I'll pass
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds
00:33:54Oh, here they come
00:33:56Oh, here they come
00:33:58If I message Corkamole Wizard
00:33:59I wonder if Jake's phone will ding
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the Dean's List
00:34:15Oh, I'll talk to you later
00:34:16I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:19Bye
00:34:20He's so different
00:34:21Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:26Hayley?
00:34:35Geez
00:34:39Here, I'll get it
00:34:44Yeah, I know
00:34:49Oh, you scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:52I don't care
00:34:53I do care
00:34:55I do care
00:34:56Here we are
00:35:13Don't put a problem with Jake
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:17He doesn't even know you
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch
00:35:29The first day
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34Just...
00:35:35Just don't go to promenade
00:35:50Move!
00:35:53Colt is talking to Hayley
00:35:54Again!
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00Obviously I do
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:07I've got a few ideas
00:36:13Hey look
00:36:16Someone would take you to prom
00:36:17I promise
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake
00:36:24And you, but you're not asking me
00:36:28Hey
00:36:28Oh, hey Jake
00:36:30Hey Hal, um
00:36:32I just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was
00:36:41So sexy
00:36:43You're so sexy
00:36:44Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:48I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date
00:36:57She's a real tiger in the peck room
00:37:01Oh shit, look at him!
00:37:02Oh, shit.
00:37:15Oh, my God.
00:37:19Stop.
00:37:20Guys, stop it.
00:37:21Stop.
00:37:22Stop.
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit.
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:29I've got to save Cole.
00:37:30I mean, Jake.
00:37:31I've got to save Jake.
00:37:37Oh, my God.
00:37:39Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:42Haley Roth.
00:37:44That's detention.
00:37:45After school, don't be late.
00:38:03Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:21No.
00:38:23He lied about that.
00:38:24I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:28You know, father of that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:36I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine.
00:38:46I won't.
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh, my God.
00:39:06I am so fed up with this.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:25Sorry.
00:39:26I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jet.
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:37They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:40How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you?
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:04Crazy.
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09This squirming is burning.
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:12Oh, please.
00:40:12It's baking soda and water.
00:40:13You're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:32Got to get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:46Come on.
00:41:00Hey.
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:10Thank you.
00:41:16Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:25It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravron...
00:41:59Okay, okay.
00:42:00I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:13Thank you.
00:42:15Oh, my God.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:45Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:50Oh, my God.
00:42:55Valley Whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:22Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:28Show them what you really like.
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone, I think Valley Whore is a catfing.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:43Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now is the time.
00:44:58Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:00That you're Guacamole Wizard.
00:45:04Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal?
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:46All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough.
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:18I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:25Not over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:13Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:48:10Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:18No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:24Whoo!
00:48:26Whoo!
00:48:27Whoo!
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:38What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore.
00:48:42Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game?
00:49:02Those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:27Let's get it.
00:50:18¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
00:50:25Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:36This whole time.
00:50:39Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:43Hey, wait.
00:50:47Hey, wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:50You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me,
00:50:53you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:59I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously.
00:51:01The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car!
00:51:29Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:32Haley.
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36I'm a servant.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:51You will be forgotten.
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:07I'll stay away.
00:52:08Haley, come on.
00:52:09You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:27So Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:32Haley!
00:52:36Focus.
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:43Ever since mom died, you've turned into this cold patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not dad's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:06Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:12So I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:31You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmond.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:48Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:50Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:53But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmond, today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:56Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I'll tell her on myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:10Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:39I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:43Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to fire your mom.
00:55:48I had to wait a really long time to tell you who I was.
00:55:51I got my inheritance.
00:55:53I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:09Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Nicole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:47But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I mean, I, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:55What do you hope to?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:06You're really fucking hot.
00:57:11Hey, uh, one of those things I said we could do?
00:57:16You ever go?
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22You getting there, don't worry.
00:57:23Mm-hmm.
00:57:45Okay, so, what do you think?
00:57:4910 out of 10.
00:57:50Oh.
00:57:50Yeah, we'll do it again.
00:57:52I'll get sex with sex with me, specifically.
00:57:55I've only ever had sex with you, specifically.
00:57:58All right.
00:57:58All right, that's fair.
00:58:00I'll, uh, I'll take that as a warning.
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:08Am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:11Mm, oh, God, no.
00:58:12I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:17No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:21I'll see you in a minute, no more.
00:58:23Stop it.
00:58:26Um, say, isn't promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:34I don't know, but the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the show.
00:58:46Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:48I don't want to hear it.
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:52But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:54Later.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:07I thought, only the best for my princess.
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:20with me
00:59:20and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:24Of course I've got a prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:34Cole, are you here?
00:59:36Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
00:59:43I see you, Cole.
00:59:43You are a big pro.
01:00:01Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:14I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:41We're in.
01:00:42Deal.
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site to catch your votes.
01:00:50So, here we have a winner.
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:58Jen Longfellow.
01:01:01Thank you.
01:01:02Oh, my God.
01:01:04Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:08I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:12Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh, my God.
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:22Haley's fine.
01:01:23It's very too bad.
01:01:28Hey, or, uh, most time that's up.
01:01:31No.
01:01:32But who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah.
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Damn.
01:01:41Language.
01:01:43I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:46Come on.
01:01:47Everyone say it with me.
01:01:49Pervy princess.
01:01:50Pervy princess.
01:01:51Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:01:57Wait.
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:08Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:10If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:14I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:30You little shit.
01:02:32You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:41But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:49You can't do that.
01:02:51I'm the principal.
01:02:52So, yes, I can.
01:03:02There was no internship.
01:03:05You lied to me.
01:03:12Haley, catch.
01:03:17Oh.
01:03:18Oh.
01:03:19My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:24Oh.
01:03:25Yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:33humor.
01:03:33Oh.
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no.
01:03:42That's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:53You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:03:57Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Haley.
01:04:03And you can accept that or I'll make my own path.
01:04:06And best believe me, I can.
01:04:08I'll say this.
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:15Joy Pro.
01:04:23I am so proud of you.
01:04:26I kind of donned with all you being by my side.
01:04:29That was terrifying.
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:36I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:39Oh, my God.
01:04:40I've got to change that username.
01:04:42Yeah, you do.
01:04:42Okay.
01:04:43Okay.
01:04:46¡Gracias!
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