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Full Episode of Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:15but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58Hey, I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hearts by a cop.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a-
00:02:43You were a-
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:45Eh.
00:02:46Eh.
00:02:46Eh.
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but-
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it.
00:03:10Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now close leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:45Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you catfishing?
00:05:27Some little lonely online gamer boy.
00:05:30Get it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmonds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:52Chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Now the queen goes to school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:14What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmonds, and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmonds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:20You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me
00:06:31Jen is a new girl. Wait, is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen. Could it be Jen?
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy girl and I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:53No chance it's Jen. So is it?
00:06:56She does look kind of cute
00:07:05Please ignore that someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:09What was I thinking? Of course, she's not my online lover
00:07:16Hey there buttercup. Keep walking Haley. Just keep walking. You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:24My name's Haley. Well, Haley, I think you uh, you used to spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:33What a coincidence, so did you. Oh, no
00:07:38If you do close to you. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you don't even need shaving cream. You're just a
00:07:44man-child with balkal issues
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her must have failed in the eye exam
00:08:04I'm so relieved to see you something happened today. I lost the game. I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I
00:08:11Think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:14And what is this? What I think it is is I want to be with you and you want to
00:08:20be with me
00:08:22as more than just friends
00:08:23Oh, thank God
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything. You're my soulmate. Like I like you so much. Okay. Well since we're
00:08:32dating now
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah
00:08:38Yeah, get ready
00:08:45Okay
00:08:46No face
00:08:47Just the boobs
00:08:49Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:55All the kids do this
00:08:57You'll love it
00:09:02This lighting hates me
00:09:04This lighting hates me
00:09:05Come on, Hayley
00:09:05Confidence
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online
00:09:14Okay, yeah
00:09:15That's actually kind of
00:09:16Oh my God, seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me
00:09:31Shut up her Bible are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:35Get out
00:09:36Now
00:09:37Fine
00:09:38Out
00:09:39Dammit
00:09:44Come on
00:09:45Come on
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:18Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else.
00:10:30I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, I know.
00:10:53I love the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:55I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, not even my type, but, you know, power theory, whatever.
00:11:01Could you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, Quacamole Wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:25Jen.
00:11:30Oh my god.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:52Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:13Oh my god.
00:12:17Oh my god.
00:12:20My god.
00:12:21My god.
00:12:26Let's go.
00:12:29Oh shit.
00:12:31Oh
00:12:32Yo, what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen. What's yeah?
00:12:53They're photoshop
00:13:10Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18Oh my god, oh cool fair enemies kind of hot since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just
00:13:27go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30No
00:13:50My school enemy is my allied girlfriend
00:13:53Oh my god
00:14:00Oh my god
00:14:08Hey
00:14:09You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me
00:14:21Now give the phone back Jen
00:14:23What the hell Cole? I thought you'd be happy
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse
00:14:40Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:46Amy's got more personality than all of you combined
00:14:48And if you mess with her you mess with me
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Hey
00:14:56Hey
00:14:56Hey
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone
00:15:01Hey
00:15:02Hey
00:15:03Hey
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:16Don't stay up too late honey
00:15:19Love you mom
00:15:22Wait mom
00:15:27Do do people change?
00:15:29Like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:56It's up to you huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:16:00They're my favorite
00:16:02Noted
00:16:02Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:11I'm really proud of you
00:16:13And then there's this guy
00:16:14He has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:19It's so confusing
00:16:20Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:24No I'm not into this guy
00:16:26I like you
00:16:27Only you
00:16:34I really liked your photo by the way
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna rooster for Kate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:41That sounds amazing
00:16:42When? Where?
00:16:43About after school
00:16:44At the balcony
00:16:45I'll bring flowers
00:16:47Deal
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:17Call me father
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:21Defending that nobody
00:17:23Haley girl
00:17:24He's not a nobody dad
00:17:25Are those for her?
00:17:31What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:36I know what Haley is Cole
00:17:38Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:41That whole family is trash
00:17:43Stay away from her
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley Cole
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait but
00:17:59She can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:02You're sick
00:18:04You're sick
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future
00:18:14Oh hi
00:18:15I'm Haley
00:18:16Yes
00:18:17Mmhmm
00:18:18So nice to meet you
00:18:20God
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:23But the moment she knows
00:18:25I lose her forever
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers
00:18:30You're so nice
00:18:36Guacamole wizard
00:18:37Dale
00:18:41Guacamole wizard
00:18:43Ew
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:47To bet it
00:18:48Maybe he's married
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his back video
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:00Oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:02We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:04And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:14Eat it
00:19:22Call me
00:19:23So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32Guacamole wizard where are you?
00:19:34Oh and by the way
00:19:35Nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:37Because after all he's rich
00:19:39Like me
00:19:44I'm nothing like you
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up
00:19:58Cole we were kidding
00:19:59It's ketchup
00:20:00Pick that bloody thing up
00:20:06Take her you're gonna record this
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:19Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:22You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say
00:20:28I will leave Haley alone
00:20:32I will leave Haley alone
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah
00:20:38Let's go
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:50Uh, thank you
00:20:57Wow
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:02Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just
00:21:06I happen to see you
00:21:09Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:11Yeah
00:21:11My boyfriend actually
00:21:15Well he
00:21:17He kind of stood me up so
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:22Maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25Cole are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies
00:21:30I mean I still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:33I'm not that annoying
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings
00:21:39Cole and Ness?
00:21:39Cause it's not gonna work
00:21:41I'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49How'd that online board can you just make you fall for her?
00:21:55He
00:21:56He makes me feel safe
00:21:58You wouldn't understand though
00:22:04You understand better than you think
00:22:07Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:11Does he
00:22:14Why you touch him like this?
00:22:25If you keep staring I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29No my
00:22:30My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:35In the game
00:22:38Oh in the game huh
00:22:45Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you
00:23:06I can't do this
00:23:09I love my boyfriend
00:23:10And you will never understand that
00:23:12He's smart and he's kind and
00:23:16He loves me for who I am
00:23:18That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33Wait it couldn't be
00:23:36Cole what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:43What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:53Champagne problems huh?
00:23:56You live such a tough life
00:24:02What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds
00:24:06He just wants to play with me
00:24:07But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:14Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident
00:24:18Really?
00:24:19Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right
00:24:23Who?
00:24:25Nobody
00:24:25Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28No, no you can't
00:24:29I look miserable now
00:24:31You need to see me in style
00:24:33Fine if you say so
00:24:35So are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah we are
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:03Oh
00:25:04Oh
00:25:05You
00:25:05Oh
00:25:06Me
00:25:06Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:23You finished it?
00:25:25It's okay
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more
00:25:28I'm a little bit curious about you actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you though
00:25:32Like uh
00:25:32How close were you with your mom?
00:25:35What is he trying to do?
00:25:37It's none of your business but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:40I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:58I don't know
00:25:59I'm going to well
00:25:59I don't know
00:26:01So you have a date
00:26:03Or shall I say victim?
00:26:05Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No
00:26:09Why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:12You are so full of yourself
00:26:15You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:19No way
00:26:20It's a self-locking door
00:26:22Really?
00:26:23Miss Gorman's going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:25I'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:28I'm not sorry
00:26:29Am I that bad?
00:26:30I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:33Don't worry
00:26:34Maybe trust me too
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:38That was my first kiss
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:57And not just bumping lips
00:27:10You're really good at this
00:27:11One day when you regret it
00:27:14You know
00:27:15We can do more if you want
00:27:31And I've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know much I want you
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47I want you
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:00Oh my god how long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this lock
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:06Um yeah yeah we're good
00:28:09I think so
00:28:09We're okay
00:28:10Great
00:28:10I don't know
00:28:11We're happy nice
00:28:17You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:19What didn't happen?
00:28:20Hey wait
00:28:21It's just hormones
00:28:24Jake
00:28:25Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:27Relax I'm not dead
00:28:29Wait car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go
00:28:46Guacamole wizard
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:06He was in a real car accident
00:29:08According to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:10I can't take this anymore
00:29:12Cole wait
00:29:15Oh shit
00:29:20What's up guys?
00:29:22Um we were just chatting
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted Cole?
00:29:30Hey
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:34They're your favorite
00:29:36Right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43They're my favorite
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is um
00:29:54A dickhead
00:29:57Would you honestly get out of here bro?
00:29:58You came to my table bro
00:29:59And knocked my ball away
00:30:07There it goes again
00:30:09Cole is jealous
00:30:10We got a problem here Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem
00:30:14We don't have a problem
00:30:16Right?
00:30:16Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:18And we don't have a problem
00:30:20Jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:24I have the ball now
00:30:25Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait seriously?
00:30:44Yeah
00:30:44Just one little catch
00:30:45You have to pretend to like Haley Roth
00:30:50All right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:53If you have any questions I'll be at my desk
00:30:57I thought guacamole wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:01But if he's really Jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:04You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:06I'm thinking
00:31:07About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sore drum
00:31:14Maybe maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:15No you don't
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:19Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:21You have no idea
00:31:28Oh my god is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Haley someone's here to see you
00:31:57Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:02No it's cute
00:32:04The accident the mozzarella sticks
00:32:07He is guacamole wizard
00:32:08So um what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I
00:32:14I should feel happy
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:19Hey can we not?
00:32:24Hey can we not?
00:32:26Dude seriously what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here dude is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:33Wow
00:32:35That is some weak shit man
00:32:37Oh that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:42Oh my god
00:32:50Wow
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:58Wait I can't
00:33:00Colt put me down
00:33:01Put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:05Don't do that again
00:33:18New couple alert
00:33:21Fuck off Jen
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much cool?
00:33:24You and I
00:33:24We're not that different
00:33:25And if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:27I think that we would make a great match
00:33:30Like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:33I might say yes
00:33:37Jen you want to go to prom
00:33:39With me
00:33:40Jen you want to go to prom
00:33:42With me
00:33:43We're both hot
00:33:44And we're both rich
00:33:45And our dads have been in business like forever so
00:33:49How romantic
00:33:50I think I'll pass
00:33:53You're going to regret this call Edmonds
00:34:00If I message Corkamole Wizard
00:34:02I wonder if Jake's phone will ding
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:08I might have to roll
00:34:08And the dean's list
00:34:12Um
00:34:18I'll talk to you later
00:34:19I'll see you around school okay?
00:34:20Okay yeah I'll see you later
00:34:21Bye
00:34:23He's so different
00:34:24Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:29Haley?
00:34:38Jeez
00:34:45Here I'll get it
00:34:47I'll get it
00:34:47I'll get it
00:34:51Oh
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:55I don't care
00:34:56I do care
00:34:59Here we are
00:35:16Don't put a problem with Jake
00:35:18I mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:20He doesn't even know you
00:35:22And you do
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:27Because
00:35:28I pay attention to what you like
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch
00:35:33The first day
00:35:35You were watching me
00:35:36Just
00:35:37Just don't go apologize
00:35:39Just don't go to college yet
00:35:54Move
00:35:55Cole is talking to Haley again
00:35:57Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:03Obviously I do.
00:36:04Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08What do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:16Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:20Alright, I promise.
00:36:21Yeah? Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you, but you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:34Hey, Hal.
00:36:35I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:46You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:51I hate to break it to you, asshole,
00:36:54but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the peck room.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:05Look at him.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:18Oh, my God.
00:37:22Stop, guys.
00:37:24Stop it.
00:37:24Stop.
00:37:25Stop.
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:30Shit.
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:32I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:40Oh, my God.
00:37:42Principal Stevens.
00:37:43I'm so sorry.
00:37:45Haley Roberts.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:48After school.
00:37:49Don't be late.
00:38:06What are you doing here?
00:38:08I'm going to keep you company.
00:38:10It's the least I could do after you saved my ass today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:17Oh, sure.
00:38:20So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:26He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:29Good.
00:38:31You know,
00:38:32father the asshole,
00:38:33every time he looks at you,
00:38:34makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:36Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:43Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:48Okay, fine.
00:38:49I won't.
00:38:52Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone.
00:38:58Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:07Oh, my God.
00:39:08I am so fed up with this.
00:39:12Oh, my God.
00:39:29I am so fed up with this.
00:39:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:48Oh.
00:39:49What are you?
00:39:50Are you almost crying?
00:39:52It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:56Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:07Wait.
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:13Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:15It's baking soda and water.
00:40:16You're fine.
00:40:17Detention.
00:40:18Today, after school.
00:40:20Shit.
00:40:32Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:39Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:42The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:49Come on.
00:41:03Hey.
00:41:04Um, Ella.
00:41:06It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:09Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:28It means...
00:41:29It means I can't...
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:37He's really important to me.
00:41:42And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:03Okay, okay.
00:42:03I get it.
00:42:07You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:15Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:20You're a miracle worker.
00:42:27Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:33Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, morning, Valley Whore!
00:42:51How are things in the castle?
00:42:58Valley Whore?
00:42:59What are they talking about?
00:43:15Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:23Oh, my God.
00:43:24Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:26Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:30Hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:31Show him what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:52Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:59You hacked my laptop?
00:44:02Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:05But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:07What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:14Hey, everyone.
00:44:15I think Valley Whore is a catfish.
00:44:18Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it.
00:44:47Stop!
00:44:48Stop!
00:44:51I thought I'd take the janitor some time.
00:44:56Jake!
00:44:58Hey.
00:45:00Now is the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're a Guacamole Wizard.
00:45:07Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:10Here you go.
00:45:13Oh, my God.
00:45:14Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:17Oh, sweetie.
00:45:19I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:22What?
00:45:22Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:33Sorry.
00:45:35It was nothing personal?
00:45:41Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:47Oh!
00:45:48Oh!
00:45:49All right.
00:45:50All right.
00:45:51All right.
00:45:51Enough!
00:45:52What in the world is going on here?
00:45:54Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him.
00:45:57Okay.
00:45:58Well, you both have detention, so.
00:46:04Let me get this straight.
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:09It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:11It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:13Jesus Christ.
00:46:14How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:16Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:19You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:22I care.
00:46:24And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:28What?
00:46:29Over my dead body.
00:46:30Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:35No, no.
00:46:35Please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:37Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:46End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:54Message him.
00:46:56Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:08I could never think that.
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:18I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:25I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:42You got this, Haley.
00:47:44Just take a deep breath.
00:47:45You got this.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:50You look beautiful.
00:47:54Thank you, Mom.
00:48:00I can't even think of this.
00:48:02Oh, my God.
00:48:02What's this?
00:48:03I have to do something.
00:48:14Hey Hayley, I'm glad you came, you look so pretty
00:48:17Hi, hey Max, your house is gorgeous, I mean
00:48:22Nah, it's just my parents' blood money
00:48:23You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit, get drunk, girl
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:31Yeah
00:48:42What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49Hey everyone, let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:51Valley whore!
00:48:56Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:48:59To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:02Because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning
00:49:06Actually, kind of a little bit of a perv, did you know that?
00:49:10Hayley, she's a little pervy princess
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:22Hey, let's get pervy tonight
00:49:24Leave me alone
00:49:27Wait, is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm
00:49:43Paul?
00:49:43We
00:49:44I
00:49:44I
00:49:45I
00:49:59I
00:50:01I
00:50:01I
00:50:04I
00:50:06I
00:50:21Are you... him?
00:50:23Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:31No, I'm not.
00:50:32Yes, you are.
00:50:34It's okay.
00:50:34You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:37Hmm, so you too.
00:50:39This whole time.
00:50:43Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:46Hey, wait.
00:50:47Wait.
00:50:51Hey, wait.
00:50:52Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:54You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:58Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:59I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:02I guess you.
00:51:04Obviously, the wet clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:06I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:09Now, what about guacamole, was it?
00:51:12What are you...
00:51:21What is that?
00:51:22No, just the devil.
00:51:26Get in the car.
00:51:29I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:32Get in the car!
00:51:33Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:36Haley!
00:51:37I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:40I'm a stripedance.
00:51:41So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:46Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:53And that's not you.
00:51:55You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:58And your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him.
00:52:02Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:06Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:10I'll stay away.
00:52:12Haley, come on.
00:52:13You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:19I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:25I hate everything about you.
00:52:27I hate all of it.
00:52:28I don't want any part of it.
00:52:31So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:35Haley!
00:52:44No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:47Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:50Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:51Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:06Hi, Haley.
00:53:08I'm Emma.
00:53:09I know who you are.
00:53:10Right.
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:15So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:18Goodness new.
00:53:23Oh, wow.
00:53:25Thanks, Emma.
00:53:27Okay, bye.
00:53:32One down, one to go.
00:53:35You're so cool.
00:53:36I know, Emma.
00:53:38Wanna go to prom?
00:53:39Why not?
00:53:41Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmundsons.
00:53:49Hi, Max.
00:53:51And Max's friend.
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:54Cole's grounded.
00:53:55Oh, he is?
00:53:57But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:06Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:12We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:16My son, Cole?
00:54:18Reviewing budgets.
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:21Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:23We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:27and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:43Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:46Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:52What?
00:54:53What's going on?
00:54:54Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:56You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:58You can be together.
00:54:59Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:04No.
00:55:04I'll tell her to myself.
00:55:06Stick me in your car.
00:55:14Welcome home, wizard.
00:55:18Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:28Open the door.
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:32He's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:43I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:47Haley, I've wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:50My dad threatened off all your mom.
00:55:52I had to wait a really long time to tell you who I was.
00:55:55I got my inheritance.
00:55:57And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:12Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:16If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:36Nicole, I love you.
00:56:38You do?
00:56:39Yes, you idiot.
00:56:41I've loved you for months.
00:56:43I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:50But you're him.
00:56:51You didn't expect her.
00:56:54I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:59Until you hoped?
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02I hoped it was you.
00:57:04You were always there for me.
00:57:08That and...
00:57:09You're really fucking hot.
00:57:16Hey, uh...
00:57:16One of those things I said we could do.
00:57:19You never go.
00:57:24Take my clothes off.
00:57:26Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:27Mm-hmm.
00:57:50Okay, so...
00:57:51What do you think?
00:57:52Ten out of ten.
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:55Would do again.
00:57:56Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:01All right.
00:58:02All right, that's fair.
00:58:03I'll, uh...
00:58:05I'll take that as a win.
00:58:10What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:14Mm-hmm.
00:58:15Oh, God, no.
00:58:16I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:20Now I'll just...
00:58:21I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:24There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:25I'll take a minute now.
00:58:27Stop it.
00:58:31Um...
00:58:31Same.
00:58:33Isn't Brown the night?
00:58:35I think you know if it's prom or not.
00:58:37I don't know.
00:58:39But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:46I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the show.
00:58:50Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:51I don't want to hear it.
00:58:53Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:55But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:58Later.
00:59:02I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:06Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought...
00:59:13only the best for my princess.
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:18I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:24with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:28Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:34Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:38Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Cole, are you here?
00:59:43Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:46I see you, Cole.
00:59:47You are in big trouble.
01:00:06Hey, uh...
01:00:07You almost done in there?
01:00:08You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:13Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:25What do you think?
01:00:30My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:36Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:40You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4320 more minutes.
01:00:44We're in.
01:00:46Deal.
01:00:49Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:53I hear we have a winner.
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:02Jen Longfellow.
01:01:06Oh, my God.
01:01:08Thank you guys so much.
01:01:11Seriously, this makes the world sweet.
01:01:12I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:15Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:22Oh, my God.
01:01:23That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:26It was fun.
01:01:27It's great.
01:01:28You got it.
01:01:32Hey, or, uh...
01:01:34Most time that's up.
01:01:35No.
01:01:36But who cares?
01:01:39Hell, yeah.
01:01:40Woo!
01:01:43Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:45Dang it.
01:01:46Language.
01:01:47I am the queen, okay?
01:01:48She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:50Come on.
01:01:51Everyone say it with me.
01:01:52Pervy princess.
01:01:54Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:01:57Pervy princess.
01:02:00Wait.
01:02:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:03What are those?
01:02:04Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:06Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:09His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:13Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:14If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:18I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:20Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy.
01:02:24Who did this?
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:29What?
01:02:30You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:34You little shit!
01:02:36You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:45But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:53You can't do that!
01:02:55I'm the principal, so yes, I can.
01:03:06There was no internship!
01:03:08You lied to me!
01:03:15Haley, catch.
01:03:22oh my princess finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do
01:03:30all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:35and a awesome sense of humor oh how can i refuse
01:03:45oh no that's my dad
01:03:49we are going home right now you've disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:56you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:01yet you can't see i've already become that man and it's because of hayley and you can accept that
01:04:08i'll make my own path and best believe me i can
01:04:12i'll say this it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:19enjoy prom
01:04:27i am so proud of you
01:04:30i kind of done with all you being by my son that was terrifying
01:04:35it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before well so
01:04:39i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:43oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:45yeah you do
01:04:46oh my god
01:04:48oh my god
01:04:50oh my god
01:04:53oh my god
01:04:54oh my god
01:04:56oh my god
01:05:01oh my god
01:05:02oh my god
01:05:02oh my god
01:05:02oh my god
01:05:02oh my god
01:05:03oh my god
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