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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Haley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it.
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy
00:03:21Oh fuck
00:03:23Now we're even
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Clean
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom
00:03:43Every hallway and every rumor
00:03:45In this school you're a personal nightmare
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living out
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl
00:03:55Yeah, idiot
00:03:56I can see that
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:04Same
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:11Cole, do you want to know?
00:04:12Do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael
00:04:21But he's not your Cole
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey
00:04:24He's not yet
00:04:26Come on
00:04:29Hi, I'm Jen
00:04:30And this is Lindsey
00:04:32Hi, I'm Hayley
00:04:34It's so nice to meet you
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37It's totally understandable
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:42Come in
00:04:43It's not fair
00:04:44Let's go
00:04:48There you go
00:04:50Thanks so much
00:05:11Aw, you're welcome new girl
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:22Guacamole wizard
00:05:23Wow
00:05:24What are you catfishing?
00:05:25Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back!
00:05:29Hold on
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy
00:05:33You should come to Locker 83 right now
00:05:36Send
00:05:36Here
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max, at least check on me
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please
00:05:54No way
00:05:55What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school
00:06:04Please ignore that
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:08Send
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:20Ooh
00:06:21Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl
00:06:30Wait
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:51No chance it's Jen
00:06:52No chance it's Jen
00:06:53So is it
00:06:54She does look kinda cute
00:07:03Please ignore that
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover
00:07:14Hey there buttercup
00:07:15Keep walking Haley
00:07:17Just keep walking
00:07:18You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:21Or...
00:07:22My name's Haley
00:07:23Well
00:07:24Haley
00:07:25I think you uh...
00:07:27You used to spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:31What a coincidence
00:07:33So did you
00:07:34Oh no
00:07:35You get burned
00:07:36If you're too close to...
00:07:38Oh
00:07:38I'm sorry
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you
00:08:03Something happened
00:08:05I lost the game
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:12And...
00:08:12What is this?
00:08:13What I think it is
00:08:15Is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you
00:08:17And...
00:08:18You wanna be with me
00:08:20Is...
00:08:20More than just friends
00:08:21Oh thank god
00:08:23I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:25You're...
00:08:26My soul mate
00:08:27Like...
00:08:27I like you so much
00:08:28Okay, well...
00:08:29Since...
00:08:30We're dating now
00:08:31Um...
00:08:32I'm ready...
00:08:33To send my photo
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah
00:08:36Get ready
00:08:43Okay
00:08:44No face
00:08:45Just the boobs
00:08:47Is...
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:53All the kids do this
00:08:55You'll love it
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me
00:09:02Come on, Hayley
00:09:03Confidence
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online
00:09:11Okay
00:09:12Yeah
00:09:12That's actually kind of
00:09:14Ah!
00:09:18Oh my god
00:09:19Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine
00:09:35Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:41Come on
00:09:42Fine
00:09:43Oh, my God.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16Yeah, well, I didn't put on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:31Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:41Okay, well, can we just...
00:10:43pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:51Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not in my type, but...
00:10:57You know, power theory.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:23Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:31What's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:50Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:54Stop.
00:12:55Delete it, please.
00:12:56Delete it.
00:13:08Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:09I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no.
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Jen, stop.
00:13:32Fence, fence, fence, fence, fence, fence, fence, fence, fence, fence, fence, fence, fence, fence, fence.
00:13:48My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:56Oh my god!
00:14:06Hey, you okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:20What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:43Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:14:59Alright.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:06And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:25Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54It's up there, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:03I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Aw.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:31I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:33You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When? Where?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring followers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:05Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Army father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:12Hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:14Yes.
00:18:15Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Fail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend.
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:52I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:20Help me!
00:19:21So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26you're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash guacamole wizard where are you
00:19:32oh and by the way cole's not gonna come save you because after all he's rich like me
00:19:42i'm nothing like you
00:19:47yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:50cole again why is he always here when i need help
00:19:54pick it up cole we were kidding it's ketchup
00:19:59pick that bloody thing up
00:20:00i think you're gonna record this
00:20:13didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore
00:20:15don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17so tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20you're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what i say
00:20:25i will leave hayley alone
00:20:29i will leave hayley alone
00:20:31i will leave hayley alone
00:20:52thank you
00:20:56wow never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:00why do you keep following me around
00:21:02i just
00:21:04i happen to see you
00:21:06were you waiting on someone
00:21:09yeah my boyfriend actually
00:21:13well he he kind of stood me up so
00:21:16maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20maybe you gotta do it nice to them
00:21:22cole are you being nice to me
00:21:26you thought we were enemies
00:21:28i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:30so
00:21:31am i that annoying
00:21:32maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:35are you trying to play with my feelings cole edness
00:21:37because it's not gonna work
00:21:38i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:46how'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her
00:21:52he
00:21:53he makes me feel safe
00:21:56you wouldn't understand that though
00:22:02i understand better than you think
00:22:05cool understands me better than i think
00:22:07cool understands me better than i think
00:22:09does he
00:22:11like you touch him like this
00:22:22if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26no my
00:22:28my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33in the game
00:22:36oh
00:22:36in the game
00:22:37huh
00:22:43why does he have to smell so good
00:22:49are you that slow on the game too
00:22:53i can see why he likes you
00:23:04i can't do this
00:23:07i love my boyfriend
00:23:08and you will never understand that
00:23:10he's smart and he's kind
00:23:12and he loves me for who i am
00:23:16that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:20i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:30wait
00:23:31it couldn't be
00:23:34cold what was that notification on your phone
00:23:39there's nothing
00:23:40cold who are you
00:23:44what was that notification on your phone
00:23:46it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:48got done getting waxed
00:23:50champagne problems huh
00:23:54you live such a tough life
00:24:00what was i thinking
00:24:01we are from two different worlds
00:24:03he just wants to play with me
00:24:05but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:12why didn't you come to school today
00:24:14i got into a car accident
00:24:16really
00:24:17are you okay
00:24:17you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20no
00:24:20he was right
00:24:21who
00:24:22nobody
00:24:22which hospital are you staying at
00:24:24i want to come visit you
00:24:25no no you can't
00:24:27i look miserable now
00:24:28you need to see me in style
00:24:30fine if you say so
00:24:32so
00:24:33are we going to prom together
00:24:35hell yeah we are
00:24:41why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:44whoever needs a charity case
00:25:01oh
00:25:02you
00:25:02oh
00:25:03me
00:25:04why is she so lucky
00:25:06cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:11i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14because you don't do any homework
00:25:21you finished it?
00:25:23it's okay
00:25:24we'll get to know each other more
00:25:25i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27i'm curious about you though
00:25:29like uh
00:25:30how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33what is he trying to do?
00:25:35it's none of your business
00:25:36but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:38i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:42does colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53so
00:25:54are you going to prom?
00:25:56i don't know
00:25:56i don't know
00:25:57i don't know
00:25:58so you have a date
00:26:01or shall i say victim
00:26:02are you jealous of me?
00:26:04me?
00:26:05jealous?
00:26:06no
00:26:06why would i be jealous?
00:26:07oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:10you are so
00:26:10full of yourself
00:26:12you can do this on your own
00:26:13yeah
00:26:16no way
00:26:18it's a self-locking door
00:26:19really?
00:26:21miss gorma's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:22i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23i'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:25no
00:26:26sorry
00:26:26am i that bad?
00:26:28i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31don't worry
00:26:31make me try something new
00:26:33mm-mm
00:26:34we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36yeah
00:26:46that was my first kiss
00:26:50my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:52it was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips
00:27:07you're really good at this
00:27:09why don't we regret it?
00:27:11you know
00:27:13we can do more if you want
00:27:28anyway
00:27:29i've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:32so you want me?
00:27:36i think you know much i want you
00:27:42do you want me?
00:27:45i want you
00:27:50oh shit
00:27:54anyone in here?
00:27:58oh my god
00:27:59how long have you two been in here?
00:28:00i really need to change this lock
00:28:02are you two okay?
00:28:03um
00:28:04yeah
00:28:05yeah we're good
00:28:06i think so
00:28:07we're okay
00:28:07great
00:28:08nice
00:28:10thanks
00:28:11yeah
00:28:15you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17what didn't happen?
00:28:18hey wait
00:28:19it's just hormones
00:28:21hey jake
00:28:22can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25relax i'm not dead
00:28:26wait car accident?
00:28:28guacamole wizard?
00:28:34i gotta go
00:28:42guacamole wizard?
00:28:45i gotta go
00:28:53guacamole wizard?
00:28:55or he heard something about cole
00:28:58you're crushing your soda can
00:29:01she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:03she was in a real car accident
00:29:05and according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:08i don't think this anymore
00:29:09cole! wait!
00:29:12oh shit
00:29:17what's up guys?
00:29:18um
00:29:20we were just chatting
00:29:21chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:24was there something that you wanted cole?
00:29:28hey!
00:29:29i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:31they're your favorite
00:29:32right?
00:29:35how did you know that?
00:29:37tough day huh?
00:29:38there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40they're my favorite
00:29:42he couldn't be cole
00:29:44could he?
00:29:50the truth is um
00:29:51a dickhead?
00:29:54you honestly get out of your bro
00:29:55you came to my table bro
00:29:57and knocked my ball away
00:30:05there it goes again
00:30:06cole is jealous
00:30:07we got a problem here cole?
00:30:09we don't have a problem
00:30:11we don't have a problem
00:30:13right?
00:30:14tell cole to get my ball
00:30:15and we don't have a problem
00:30:17jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22i have the ball now
00:30:23could we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27cole and jake are fighting over hayley?
00:30:30maybe i can use that
00:30:34jake!
00:30:35hey!
00:30:36what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40wait seriously?
00:30:41yeah!
00:30:42just one little catch
00:30:42you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:47alright you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:50if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:54i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:30:58but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:03i'm thinking
00:31:04about the report or about him?
00:31:06why are you making it so weird about jake?
00:31:08we literally made out of a sojourn
00:31:11maybe i've known jake longer
00:31:13no you don't
00:31:14how do you know that?
00:31:15you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:16stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:18you have no idea
00:31:25oh my god is jake asking me to prom?
00:31:29haley?
00:31:41haley?
00:31:42someone's here to see you
00:31:54haley?
00:31:55are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57too cheesy no it's cute the accident the mozzarella sticks he is guacamole wizard
00:32:05so um what do you think you want to go to prom with me i i should feel happy
00:32:12but why does this feel so wrong hey can we not
00:32:20hey can we not dude seriously what is your problem my problem here dude
00:32:26is that me and my lab partner have work to do and you're out here to strike me with bad
00:32:29puns
00:32:31wow that is some weak shit man oh that's weak shit is this weak shit
00:32:39oh my god
00:32:48wow he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56wait i can't colt put me down put me down put me down
00:33:02don't do that again
00:33:15new couple alert
00:33:18fuck off jen why do you hate me so much colt you and i are not that different and if
00:33:23you'd realize
00:33:24and give me a chance i think that we would make a great match like say if you asked me
00:33:29to prom
00:33:30i might say yes
00:33:34jen you want to go to prom with me jen you want to go to prom with me we're both
00:33:41hot and we're
00:33:42both rich and our dads have been in business like forever so how romantic i think i'll pass
00:33:50you're gonna regret this call edmunds
00:33:54oh here they come
00:33:57if i message corcamole wizard i wonder if jake's phone were ding
00:34:03what should we wear to prom
00:34:15i'll talk to you later i'll see your own school okay okay yeah i'll see you later bye
00:34:20he's so different maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:24you don't say we're
00:34:25haley
00:34:32haley
00:34:35jeez
00:34:36god
00:34:42here i'll get it
00:34:49oh
00:34:50you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone i don't care i do care
00:34:56hell yeah
00:34:57i don't put a problem jake i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me he doesn't
00:35:18even know you and you do how do you know i like mozzarella sticks that's something i've only ever talked
00:35:23about because
00:35:25i pay attention to what you like i noticed at lunch the first day
00:35:32you were watching me
00:35:34just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:50move
00:35:52colt is talking to haley again
00:35:54your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:35:58unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00obviously i do
00:36:01okay then break them up
00:36:03idiot
00:36:03uh what do i do
00:36:07i've got a few ideas
00:36:13here look
00:36:16someone will take you to prom
00:36:17alright i promise
00:36:18yeah
00:36:18really like who
00:36:20i mean the whole school hates me except for jake
00:36:24and you
00:36:24but you're not asking me
00:36:28hey
00:36:29oh hey jake
00:36:30hey how um
00:36:32i just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:37the other night
00:36:38the other night
00:36:38yeah it was
00:36:40so
00:36:41sexy
00:36:43you're so sexy
00:36:44jake what are you talking about
00:36:46i hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:36:57and she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:36:59oh
00:37:01oh shit
00:37:02oh shit
00:37:04come on
00:37:05oh
00:37:07oh
00:37:08oh
00:37:08oh my god
00:37:19Stop, guys! Stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit, it's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh my god! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:42Hailey Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:02Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:21No.
00:38:23He lied about that. I don't know why though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:29Father that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:36I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:24I'm so sorry.
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36they're dead they're both dead oh how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:46oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:53jen what's going on over there
00:40:05no what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:10mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:29jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:36hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:43yeah you don't know about the come on
00:41:00hey um ella it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:16hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole
00:41:22thing never happened no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't can't what
00:41:31i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:39and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:51you know cole if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravara
00:41:59okay okay i get it
00:42:04you're kind of sweet
00:42:09hey look at that
00:42:12oh my god
00:42:13oh my god
00:42:17you're a miracle worker
00:42:24oh what is taking so long
00:42:25you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28shut up ella it's emma
00:42:30whatever
00:42:37oh my god
00:42:45oh morning valley whore
00:42:48how are things in the castle
00:42:54valley whore
00:42:56what are they talking about
00:43:12guacamole wizard when can we be together in person
00:43:16guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream about you touching me
00:43:19oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:22touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:48here you go
00:43:49here this is for you
00:43:54oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:43:56you hacked my laptop
00:43:59oh no it wasn't me
00:44:00it was that kid ella
00:44:02but i definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:04what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:07hayley
00:44:07what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:09no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11hey everyone
00:44:11i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:15because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:43stop it stop stop
00:44:45stop it stop stop
00:44:48i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:53jake
00:44:54hey
00:44:57now is the time
00:44:58tell them
00:44:59tell them what
00:45:00that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard
00:45:07here you go
00:45:10oh my god
00:45:11did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie
00:45:15i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:18what
00:45:19why would you do that
00:45:20oh i don't know cole
00:45:21why do you think i would do that
00:45:25jake
00:45:25is this true
00:45:26have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:30sorry
00:45:31it was nothing personal
00:45:38yeah nothing personal
00:45:41oh
00:45:41oh
00:45:45oh
00:45:45oh
00:45:46oh
00:45:47all right
00:45:47all right
00:45:47all right
00:45:48enough
00:45:48what in the world is going on here
00:45:51is that a leaf blower
00:45:52that's all him
00:45:53okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight
00:46:02you stole a leaf blower
00:46:04and defaced school property
00:46:06it wasn't school property dad
00:46:08it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:10jesus christ
00:46:11how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:13could it be because her father's running for senate cole
00:46:15you think that's what it could be
00:46:17who cares
00:46:18i care
00:46:19and
00:46:20i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:22so you're taking her to prom
00:46:24what
00:46:25over my dead body
00:46:27oh
00:46:27because you're like that hailey girl
00:46:30i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:31no no please don't
00:46:33please
00:46:34please
00:46:34then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:36max's dad called
00:46:37he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go
00:46:40and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:42end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward
00:46:50message him
00:46:52just do it
00:46:53just do it
00:46:56you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:04i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake
00:47:13please can't you just tell me now
00:47:15i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:37okay
00:47:38okay
00:47:39you got this haley
00:47:40just take a deep breath
00:47:42you got this
00:47:43you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:19oh my god
00:48:22They don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:38What are you doing here valley whore
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:45Hey everyone, let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:52Jen, why are you doing this? What have I even done to you to me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:02Those are concerning actually kind of a little bit of a perv. Did you know that Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess pervy princess
00:49:18Hey, let's get perfect tonight leave me alone
00:49:23What is there fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm
00:49:39Oh
00:50:16Are you him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend? Okay, Cole is not him
00:50:25Anyways, we are going to the prom together
00:50:27No, I'm not
00:50:29Yes, you are
00:50:30It's okay, you can be honest about your feelings
00:50:32Hmm
00:50:34So you too
00:50:35This whole time
00:50:38Oh
00:50:39My god, I am such an idiot
00:50:41Haley, wait
00:50:47Haley, whoa
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket
00:50:50You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:53You didn't have to go to the extra effort
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine
00:50:55I wasn't trying to humiliate you
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:58I guess you
00:51:00Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you
00:51:06What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:09What are you
00:51:17Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know
00:51:20Just the devil
00:51:23Get in the car
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole
00:51:28Get in the car
00:51:29Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to
00:51:32Haley
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was
00:51:36Hi, Mr. Evans
00:51:37So
00:51:38You're the scholarship trash
00:51:40That's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family
00:51:50And that's not you
00:51:51You will be forgotten
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter
00:51:55And your mom works for me
00:51:57Stay away from him
00:51:59Or I swear to God
00:52:00Your mother is fire
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family
00:52:07I'll stay away
00:52:08Come on, you don't mean that
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like
00:52:21I hate everything about you
00:52:23I hate all of it
00:52:25I don't want any part of it
00:52:27So Cole, go with your dad
00:52:31Haley
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week
00:52:43Ever since mom died you've turned into this co-patriarch
00:52:46Haley, not that's real love
00:52:47Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03Hi, Haley
00:53:04I'm Emma
00:53:05I know who you are
00:53:06Right
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life
00:53:12So I wanted to return your laptop to you
00:53:14Good as new
00:53:20Oh wow
00:53:22Thanks Emma
00:53:23Okay, bye
00:53:29One down, one to go
00:53:32You're so cool
00:53:33I know Emma
00:53:34Wanna go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds
00:53:46Hi, Max
00:53:46And Max's friend
00:53:48Sorry, we weren't expecting you
00:53:50Cole's grounded
00:53:51Oh, he is?
00:53:53But it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded
00:54:03Well, that really sucks
00:54:04Because he's also the president of the prom committee
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:11Cole
00:54:12My son, Cole
00:54:14Reviewing budgets
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:17Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day
00:54:19And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22So we can get back to his very important
00:54:24And very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35Go away
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:49What? What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now
00:54:54You can be together
00:54:55Just log into this stupid game
00:54:57And tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:00No
00:55:01I'll tell her myself
00:55:03Stick me in your car
00:55:10Welcome to the wizard
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine
00:55:15I just need some time alone
00:55:25Open the door
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you
00:55:39I should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:43Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the bitter beginning
00:55:46My dad threatened off all your mom
00:55:48And I had to wait a really long time
00:55:50To tell you who I was
00:55:51I got my inheritance
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family
00:55:55And so you don't have to choose
00:56:08Haley, I understand if this changes things
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you
00:56:16You love guacamole wizard, but
00:56:17Look, I need you to know I love you
00:56:32Nicole, I love you
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot
00:56:38I've loved you for months
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43Because I had to be loyal to him and
00:56:46But you're him
00:56:48You didn't expect her
00:56:50I mean, I
00:56:52I always hoped it was you
00:56:58You were always there for me
00:57:01You were always there for me
00:57:04You're hurt and
00:57:06You're really fucking hurt
00:57:11Hey, uh
00:57:12One of those things I said we could do
00:57:16You wanna go?
00:57:17Yeah
00:57:21Take my clothes off
00:57:22I'm getting there, don't worry
00:57:26I'm so beyond you
00:57:45Okay, so
00:57:47What do you think?
00:57:4810 out of 10
00:57:49Yeah, what do again?
00:57:52I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:55I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58All right, all right, that's fair
00:58:00I'll uh
00:58:01I'll take that as a warning
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:09Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:11Oh god, now I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17And I'll just, I'll just lust behind it
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it
00:58:21I'll see you in a minute now
00:58:22Stop it
00:58:31I think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:32I think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:34Okay
00:58:36But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42Oh, I would have asked you earlier
00:58:44But Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46Oh god, please don't mention his name again
00:58:48I don't want to hear it
00:58:49Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress
00:58:54Later
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:01And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:07I thought
00:59:09Only the best for my princess
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:19Might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25Of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds
00:59:32I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34Cole, are you here?
00:59:36Cole, are you here?
00:59:39Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43I see you Cole, you are a big pro
01:00:01Hey, uh
01:00:03You almost done in there?
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:26My god, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40We're in
01:00:41Deal
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes
01:00:50I hear we have a winner
01:00:51And your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58Jen Longfellow
01:01:00Thank you
01:01:02Oh my god
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole
01:01:22Haley's fine
01:01:23Since where's your dad?
01:01:24What is this?
01:01:28Hey, or uh
01:01:29Most time that's up
01:01:31No
01:01:32Who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally what the fuck?
01:01:41Damn, language
01:01:42I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46Come on, everyone say it with me
01:01:48Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:08Don't worry, daddy
01:02:10If I can't have it, no one can
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit
01:02:32You know, Jen, as the principal
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:41But quite frankly, you are the worst
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:49You can't do that
01:02:50I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can
01:03:02There was no answer in sick
01:03:04You lied to me
01:03:18Oh, my princess finally has a crown
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:24Oh, yeah, no can do
01:03:27All I have to offer is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad
01:03:45We are going home right now
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:53You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57Yet you can't see I've already become that man
01:04:01And it's because of Hayley
01:04:02And you can accept that or I'll make my own path
01:04:05And best believe me, I can
01:04:08I'll say this
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:15Joypro
01:04:23I am so proud of you
01:04:26I can't have done it without you being by my son
01:04:29That was terrifying
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so
01:04:35I love you, Bella Quinn
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:39Oh, my God, I gotta change that username
01:04:41Yeah, you do
01:04:42Oh
01:04:51I love you, I love you
01:04:53I love you, I love you
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