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00:00Saddle soar. Bye you may.
00:02As Mama's trusty wooden spatula made its impact across the seat of 16-year-old Jamie Schmidt's dusty denim jeans,
00:09the prodigal teen heard a dense, resounding thunderclap echo through the room.
00:14Jamie's dirty blonde hair flew in waves around her as she jerked her head up,
00:18catching a glimpse of the peach tree branches swaying and the light of dawn peeking through the window.
00:23With both legs dangling across either side of Mama's right knee,
00:26Jamie couldn't even get a glimpse of Mama's face with a spoon.
00:30Sometimes, she could just make out a flurry of movement in her peripheral vision,
00:34but apart from that, Jamie's impressions of the scene unfolding behind her were restricted to her sense of hearing, and
00:40sense of touch.
00:41It's not even breakfast. How did I manage to start summer vacation like this? Why is God doing this to
00:48me?
00:49A second slap of the spatula was enough to discourage Jamie's private questions about the Odyssey.
00:54Okay God, I get it. I know I goofed.
00:58Two more stiff swats from the spatula, one for each cheek,
01:02were enough to make Jamie wonder why all her friends at church were so terrified of bare-bottom spankings in
01:07particular.
01:08In her 16-year-long career of practicing for the rodeo by taking regular trips across Mama and Pop's knees,
01:14Jamie was pretty sure she'd earned every spanking she possibly could,
01:18with every possible implement, in every possible state of dress, in every possible combination.
01:24Sure, you get less protection with a bare-butt, but do you really think parents don't know that too?
01:28When you're in your jeans they know it's open season, and...
01:32Another wallop, another futile twist of Jamie's hips.
01:35As the denim up the jeans rode up her crack, Jamie could perfectly imagine a blushing little cartoon face on
01:41her booty wailing.
01:42Let me out, let me out.
01:44Three quick spanks in staccato rhythm, followed by two more in the firecracker explosion style,
01:50before a pause let Jamie catch her breath and consider her position.
01:54Outside, the local morning dove was cooing above the barn, as if lamenting Jamie's pains.
02:00Vital record scratch.
02:01Yeah, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation.
02:06As she felt the gentle tap of the spatula rub against both her lower cheeks, Jamie heard Mama's stern voice.
02:12Jamie Hilario Schmidt, so long as you live under this roof, you will not take the Lord's name in vain.
02:19Is that clear?
02:21Brushing her hair out of her eyes, Jamie's tongue moved before she could think.
02:25All I said was gosh dang it. Didn't know that it counted.
02:28Jamie winced as she heard the sarcastic bite in her own words.
02:33And Jamie winced again as she felt the bite of the spatula across her own bottom.
02:37Jamie, this is not a debate.
02:40When I ask you a yes or no question, I expect to hear either yes ma'am or no ma
02:45'am.
02:46Is that clear?
02:47Yes'm.
02:48Jamie rested her hands on the spotless kitchen floor.
02:51When Mama was in a lecturing mood, she usually put the spanking on hold to get her point across.
02:56Jamie would have cursed herself for forgetting that, if cussing wasn't a spankable offense in the Schmidt household.
03:03Jamie felt Mama trace small circles across the seat of her pants with the spatula.
03:07The Amish-made antique made a gentle swishing sound as it brushed against the denim figure eight patterns, lifting each
03:14of Jamie's cheeks slightly with each pass.
03:16That's better, Jamie.
03:19Now, in the first place, it most certainly does count.
03:22It's called a minced oaf.
03:24It's coming as close to the blasphemous phrase as possible.
03:28You said you didn't know a phrase like that counted.
03:32Think carefully.
03:33Do you recall what your father and I have taught you about the third commandment?
03:38Jamie felt oddly soothed by the gentle touch of the spatula.
03:42Um, yes ma'am.
03:43I think so ma'am.
03:45Can you recite Exodus 27?
03:48Jamie nodded furiously, suddenly back in Sunday school mode and eager to please.
03:53Yes ma'am.
03:54Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
03:58For the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
04:02And what does the third commandment teach us?
04:05Yes.
04:06Straight out of children's catechism.
04:08Wondering if having her bottom hanging in the air was improving the blood circulation to her brain, Jamie recited beautifully.
04:15The third commandment teaches us to reverence God's name, word, and works.
04:19Jamie's heart started to swell with pride, before she remembered her humiliating position.
04:25Not one child at the First Reformed Baptist Church of Redfield could honestly say they had never been spanked.
04:31Even amongst the teenage girls, whispered stories of recent spankings were commonly exchanged with giggles in Sunday school discussions, when
04:39the boys were not present of course.
04:40The Bible clearly taught that faithful parents must spank their children, what would be the point of hiding it?
04:46But Jamie had a sneaking suspicion that not even all the naughty girls of First Reformed Baptist Church combined earned
04:52spankings quite as frequently as she did.
04:55Jamie had come to that conclusion, to her chagrin, when the other teens had started to notice that Jamie always
05:01seemed to have at least one new spanking story every week.
05:04It wasn't that John and Mary Schmidt were particularly strict or eager to spank Jamie.
05:09In fact, some of the stories she heard about the other girls' thrashings made Jamie feel practically spoiled.
05:15It was just that Jamie's parents saw spanking as a first resort rather than the last resort.
05:21An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
05:24Jamie's pops and mama handed out little spankings to their seven children more frequently than candy,
05:30in the hope that they wouldn't have to dish out harsher punishments later.
05:33For Jamie's older brother and sister, this method had worked wonders.
05:38So long as you didn't talk yourself into a for-real spanking,
05:41the Schmidt siblings usually escaped with little more than a few light pink marks as a reminder of their minor
05:46misdeed.
05:48Unfortunately, once she was over a knee, Jamie's brain tended to turn off.
05:52She was just that good at talking her way into a spanking,
05:55to the point that mama had hung racks of kitchen implements at strategic points around the house
06:00and barn to speed up the process of providing Jamie's regularly scheduled maintenance spankings.
06:05And do you think that phrase shows proper reverence to God's name, word, and works?
06:11No ma'am.
06:12So, why did you do it?
06:15Jamie grinned, glad mama couldn't see her face from this angle.
06:19Just once, just once.
06:21I'm going to talk my way out of a real spanking.
06:24Jamie's mind was racing as she thought about what she had done to deserve this.
06:27While helping clean out the stables, their Clydesdale, Sir Hamilton, had taken a nip at Jamie's golden brown locks.
06:35All Jamie had done was yelp the offending phrase as she brushed him off.
06:39I just got caught off guard.
06:41I'm sorry, mama, said Jamie, in her sweetest, angelic voice.
06:46I understand that, Jamie.
06:48It doesn't excuse you, but I do understand.
06:52You will get six more swats with the spatula, and let that be a warning to you.
06:57Yes, ma'am.
06:58Jamie nodded as she felt mama adjust her grip and prepare to finish the brief interruption to their morning schedule.
07:04One swat for every birthday was the standard for a warning shot spanking.
07:08That butthead.
07:09This is all his fault.
07:11Jamie thought out loud.
07:12What did you just say, Jamie?
07:15It was as though Jamie suddenly snapped awake, her mouth agape.
07:18That thought hadn't just been in her head?
07:21Um, I meant Sir Hamilton.
07:23Where did you hear that expression?
07:25I think from the girls at church?
07:27Well, I don't want it repeated under this roof.
07:30Stand up, Jamie.
07:32Swallowing, Jamie shuffled to her feet.
07:34Bad omen.
07:36Awkwardly, Jamie stuffed her hands into her back pockets to keep from fidgeting and looked down at mama.
07:41A petite, pleasantly plump brunette in her late thirties, Mama Mary Schmidt was shorter than four of her seven children,
07:48including Jamie.
07:49But what Mrs. Schmidt lacked in size, she made up for with her command of the English language and her
07:54surprisingly toned muscles, thanks in no small part to delivering spankings almost daily for nineteen years.
08:01As the descendants of German and Spanish farmhands, the whole family ate a lot, and the whole family worked a
08:07lot.
08:08Jamie mused how much her own penchant for sassing and backtalk had contributed to giving mama exercise over the years.
08:14Jamie, you must learn to think before you speak.
08:18Whoso keepeth his mouth and his tongue keepeth his soul from troubles.
08:22Or in your case, keepeth your bottom from troubles.
08:26Take off your jeans, and get back across my knee.
08:30Jamie practically felt her ears steaming.
08:32But, all the other girls at church say it, and they don't get spanked.
08:36Jamie balked when she saw Mama's withering stare.
08:40Why, mouth, why?
08:41What did my, bum, ever do to you?
08:44If they don't get spanked, then they most certainly should.
08:48Do you remember Proverbs 29 15?
08:52Jamie felt a slight prickle of warmth from underneath her denim jeans.
08:56Hanging her head, and still unable to escape Mama's firm gaze, she recited from memory.
09:01The rod and reproof give wisdom, but, uh.
09:05But a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.
09:08Now, off with your jeans, young lady.
09:12If you don't, I'll use Pop's belt on you, and you won't like that one bit.
09:17Are you going to argue, or are you going to obey?
09:21Jamie's body tensed, and her hands flew from her back pockets to remove her own belt.
09:25I'll obey, ma'am.
09:27She'd only gotten a licking with Pop's belt three times in her life,
09:30and that was enough for a lifetime.
09:32The sound of her own belt flying through the loops of her jeans sent a thrill up her spine.
09:37Jamie delicately set her belt, covered in a decorative floral pattern of punched holes,
09:42into Mama's open palm.
09:43As Jamie's fingers fumbled with the button jeans,
09:46she was painfully aware that Mama now had a belt at hand, as well as the spatula.
09:51Slowly, slowly, Jamie lowered the front zipper.
09:55Slowly, slowly, Jamie lowered the dusty denim jeans,
09:58to reveal pink panties emblazoned with a silhouette of a girl on a horse,
10:02and the words RIDEM, COWGIRL.
10:04Stamped across the back in letters formed from a lasso.
10:08Jamie felt them riding high on her crack,
10:10still giving her a slight wedgie thanks to her riding across Mama's knee.
10:14A rich baritone echoed from behind Jamie.
10:17Did I hear something about my belt?
10:19Well now, my little firecracker in trouble,
10:22why am I not surprised?
10:24Need me to lend a hand, Mama?
10:27Jamie's shoulders tensed,
10:28as her face blushed red from the tip of her nose to the tips of her ears.
10:32Her jeans around her ankles,
10:34her cowgirl undies doing nothing to hide the pale tan line below her freckled,
10:38muscular bottom,
10:39Jamie looked behind her to implore her father.
10:42Pop?
10:43No.
10:44Please.
10:45I'll be a good girl.
10:46Oh?
10:47Then why are you already getting spanked before breakfast?
10:51Jamie turned to look to Mama,
10:52silently pleading her to speak as a witness in her defense,
10:55only to find Mama giving her a bemused nod.
10:58Go on, Jamie.
11:00Confess your sins.
11:02Stepping out of her jeans,
11:03Jamie straightened up and turned to face Pop,
11:06her hands wavering between covering her modesty from Mama behind her or from Pop before her.
11:11Unlike his wife,
11:12Pop was a towering figure,
11:14dwarfing even Jamie's six feet.
11:16Jamie was alternatively her Pop's little firecracker or his tall drink of water.
11:21The former nickname had been earned when six-year-old Jamie had disobeyed strict instructions
11:25to not touch the fireworks for the 4th of July,
11:28only to accidentally set off an entire box at once.
11:31After Jamie was rescued and the fire was put out,
11:35all of her siblings, and several approving neighbors,
11:37were treated to witnessing a second firework show in the form of Jamie's first-ever bear bottom spanking,
11:43delivered right on the porch steps by both Mama and Pop's intern.
11:46Since that day, Jamie had lovingly been nicknamed Firecracker,
11:51and the story was a favorite whenever guests arrived, especially for Independence Day celebrations.
11:56Jamie settled on demurely folding her hands in front of her.
12:00I nearly took the Lord's name in vain, Pop.
12:04It was an accident.
12:05Pop nodded and raised an eyebrow as he glanced at the jeans around Jamie's ankles,
12:10silently indicating her to go on.
12:13Then, I sassed and back-talked during my spanking.
12:16But I'm gonna obey.
12:18You don't gotta take your belt to me.
12:20Pop smiled.
12:21That's good to hear, Firecracker.
12:23I'd hate to have to spank you on your first day off from school.
12:27Now, turn around and let Mama finish what you started.
12:30Trembling with relief, Jamie obeyed,
12:33resting on Mama's knee and leaning forward into position,
12:36genuinely thankful for her Pop's kindness.
12:38Yes, sir.
12:39Maybe, just maybe, if she was perfectly obedient.
12:43Mama, if you're going to be at it for a while, I'll just make breakfast.
12:47Mama practically cooed.
12:49Oh, you big sweetie.
12:51Jamie, hold onto this for me until I ask to have it back.
12:55Jamie saw the spatula lower into her field of vision and accepted it obediently.
12:59Of course, I still have six of the best with the spatula coming.
13:03Mama patted the pail, prostrated posterior a few times with her hand,
13:07and Jamie felt the warmth emanating from the ten imprints left by the spatula.
13:12Jamie, I want you to know I love you.
13:15I'm glad you're being more cooperative now, but I still have to spank you.
13:20Jamie swallowed hard and replied politely.
13:22Yes, ma'am.
13:24I'm sorry.
13:25I know I was wrong.
13:27Be brave, and hold still, and I will spare you your father's belt.
13:32Jamie rested the spatula on the floor before her and focused on it, before shutting her
13:36eyes tight to accept her fate.
13:39Mama.
13:40Mama wasted no time and began Jamie's hands spanking with crisp, steady strokes.
13:45With seven children to deal with, Mrs. Schmidt had been forced to dispense with excessive
13:50lecturing and extraneous rituals during a spanking.
13:53She believed in carrying out the sentence promptly.
13:56A wooden door slammed shut, and over the steady slaps, Jamie heard her oldest brother Joseph's
14:02tenor voice.
14:03Pops?
14:04Stables are all cleared out.
14:06Ah, sorry, Jamie.
14:07Her older sister Jessica's sympathetic, sing-song voice added.
14:12Oh, dear.
14:13Hang in there, Jamie.
14:15Of course, Joseph and Jessica had both been up early to help Jamie with the stables.
14:20And by now 14-year-old Joanne was likely up to tend to the chickens.
14:24Oof.
14:25Thanks, Joseph.
14:26Thanks, Jessica.
14:28Yelp.
14:29At least Mama's letting me keep my pandies.
14:31Being spanked in private was a privilege, not a right in the Schmidt household.
14:35Maybe not even a privilege, more like a luxury, Mama's schedule permitting.
14:41Thankfully, Mama had decided years ago that, for the sake of modesty, bare-bottom spankings
14:46were only delivered in a private bedroom or the woodshed.
14:50Jamie's public bare-bottom spanking for the firecracker incident had occurred before this
14:54rule was put in place, and had indirectly been responsible for the change.
14:59Joanne had been so delighted by witnessing it, she teased Jamie ruthlessly to the point Jamie
15:04snapped and started a fight.
15:06After hearing both sides of the story, Mama and Pops had forbidden Joanne from teasing
15:10Jamie, and quietly ended the practice of spanking their children's bare-bottoms in public.
15:15After spanking Jamie and Joanne's bare-bottoms, and sentencing them both to spend the rest
15:20of the day wearing a single large t-shirt emblazoned with the words are get-along shirt.
15:25Behind her, Jamie heard a dry, monotone female voice.
15:29Ouch, that's gotta hurt.
15:32Oh, great.
15:33Here's Joanne.
15:34What did Jamie do this time?
15:36Or are you going for a world record?
15:39Most spankings received over the course of a summer.
15:42Pops didn't look up from his cooking.
15:45Knock it off, Joanne.
15:46Girls who tease, wind up over knees.
15:49Joanne saluted, before finding her place at the table.
15:52Roger, Wilco?
15:54Jamie heard a chair scoot, and just knew Joanne was adjusting her seat to get a better view
15:59of the show.
16:00Joanne had been going through a rebellious, goth-slash-emo-slash-punk phase of late.
16:05But unlike Jamie, Joanne had learned to carefully avoid crossing any lines that would earn her
16:10more than a quick warning shot spanking.
16:12In the year since their violent argument, Jamie and Joanne had actually grown quite close,
16:17but that didn't mean that Joanne wasn't going to tease her ruthlessly for getting spanked
16:21before breakfast.
16:23Over the steady claps of her own spanking, Jamie could make out a soft sizzling behind
16:28her.
16:28Bacon, sausage and eggs will be ready in a few minutes, mama.
16:32You're nearly done?
16:34I'd hate to serve you an overcooked meal.
16:36Don't worry, dear.
16:38I'll have this timed perfectly.
16:40I'd hate to serve you an undercooked daughter.
16:43Jamie felt tears well up behind her close eyes, and prayed for strength.
16:47She knew she'd cry sooner or later, but at least she didn't have to blubber like a baby.
16:52The steady crackling and hissing of the cooking grew louder, and Jamie suddenly realized she
16:57was so hungry it was intoxicating.
16:59She couldn't help but imagine her own hams, toasting and sizzling on the pan along with
17:04breakfast.
17:05Just as Jamie was about to break down, mama paused the spanking.
17:09With the sound of frying bacon now filling the room, and still feeling the lingering afterburn,
17:14it took Jamie a few seconds to even notice the pause.
17:17Jamie, we're almost done.
17:20Hand me the wooden spatula.
17:22Jamie tried to say.
17:24Yes, ma'am.
17:25As she lifted up the spatula but the closest she could manage was a whimpering cry that
17:29sounded like.
17:30Yes, mommy.
17:31As she dimly saw the spatula taken from her grasp, Jamie rested her elbows against the
17:36floor and felt her tears pool against her cheeks and the skin of her forearms.
17:40The moment the spatula made its first impact, Jamie's resolve not to cry melted like butter.
17:46The steam from the stove filled the room with a pleasant aroma, accompanied by the sweet
17:50music of Jamie's voice in broken sobs.
17:53An oil bubble in the bacon pan exploded with a sharp pop.
17:57At the precise moment the wooden spatula made the sixth and final impact against the center
18:01of Jamie's bottom, right where her lower cheeks met her thighs.
18:05Everything was perfectly cooked.
18:07Mama helped Jamie back to her feet, planting a soft kiss on her wet cheek which Jamie returned
18:12thankfully.
18:13As she bent down to pull up her jeans, Jamie discovered them missing and struggled to remember
18:18where she put them.
18:19She found them neatly folded near the wooden stool where mama had sat and wondered if Jessica
18:24or Joanne had retrieved them for her.
18:26Just as Jamie was trying to squeeze her swollen, bright red buttocks back into her overly tight
18:31jeans, the twins, 11-year-old Jack and Jill arrived in the kitchen, just in time to catch
18:36a glimpse of the damage.
18:38Jack stifled a yawn before the revelation woke him out of his stupor.
18:42Yawn.
18:43Oh no.
18:44Jamie got spanked.
18:45Already?
18:46Jill cocked her head with polite interest at the sight of her older sister's well-roasted
18:50rump.
18:51What did you do this time, Jamie?
18:53Mama shooed them to the table.
18:55Wait until I wake up, Juniper.
18:57Jamie can tell you the whole story then.
19:00Mama carried six-year-old Juniper to the table, and Jamie related the whole sordid tale to
19:05satisfy her younger sibling's morbid interest.
19:08Pop served breakfast, and gave Jamie a quick kiss on the forehead before whispering a congratulations
19:13into her ear for enduring her trial.
19:16The spanking signaled Jamie's forgiveness and restoration.
19:19Apart from a little friendly ribbing from Joanne, none of her siblings teased her about the
19:24spanking.
19:25Why would they?
19:26After all, everyone got spanked, right?
19:31Jamie lay in bed that night and looked at her digital clock, 9 p.m.
19:36She had to be up by 5 a.m. at the latest for morning chores.
19:40It wasn't any lingering pain from the spanking that was keeping her up, not exactly.
19:45The scorching pain had faded after only a few minutes, and the remaining soreness had bothered
19:49her for most of the day, especially where the spatula had made an impression on her lower
19:54cheeks.
19:55Writing Sir Hamilton that day had been murder.
19:57But by bedtime, the saddle soreness had almost completely healed.
20:02Nevertheless, Jamie found herself thinking about the spanking, and with a flourish she
20:06threw off her blanket and fumbled in the dark to find something in her dresser drawer.
20:11Creeping on tiptoe, Jamie carefully opened and closed every door so as not to wake Mammy
20:16or Pops.
20:17Slipping on moccasins and a thin jacket at the front door, Jamie used a flashlight to
20:22make her way past the barn and towards her favorite, private place, the woodshed.
20:27Finally!
20:27Just hope they don't catch me, what would they even say?
20:31It's not like I'm doing something wrong.
20:33But Jamie wasn't too sure.
20:35Sure, her parents had never told her not to do this.
20:38Yet somehow, it still felt wrong.
20:41But how could it be wrong, if it was the punishment for being wrong?
20:45Trembling, Jamie lit the dangling bulb in the shed and basked in the warm, incandescent
20:50light.
20:50She was surrounded by bridles, straps, a wooden paddle, everything that could ever be used to
20:55correct a wayward child.
20:57From her bag, Jamie pulled the secret objects, a wooden hairbrush and her own belt.
21:03There was a very good reason why Jamie knew that she was the single most spanked girl in
21:07her entire family, in her entire church, maybe even in the entire world.
21:12And that was because, at every possible opportunity she had, Jamie would spank herself.
21:17She had almost been caught a few times.
21:20She'd stopped giving herself spankings in her bedroom after the twins started asking Mammy
21:25and Pops who was getting spankings after bedtime to their confusion.
21:28Pops had finally concluded the twins must have heard something like a woodpecker or raccoons
21:33in the trash or branches smacking against the side of the house.
21:37After that close call, Jamie had been careful not to repeat her mistake.
21:41The woodshed was perfect.
21:43No one ever went there unless, well, it was time for a real spanking.
21:48Jamie's entire body trembled, and she felt a delicious thrill as she bared her bottom and
21:53examined it. She had been dying for this moment ever since Mama had announced that she was going
21:58to get a spanking. It wasn't as if Jamie enjoyed being spanked by her parents. In fact, every time
22:04it happened, she was sure she would never, ever want to be spanked again. But sooner or later,
22:10the desire to be spanked would return with vengeance. And every time she spanked herself,
22:15the guilt that there must be something wrong with her would plague her for days. But the more guilty
22:19she felt, the more she needed to be spanked. Jamie patted her bottom experimentally with a
22:25hairbrush, then raised it high. She recited her favorite passage from memory.
22:30Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child. But the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.
22:36And brought the hairbrush down squarely across her own buttock, embracing the sensation,
22:41savoring the tingle, and only wishing that someone would catch her, right at this moment,
22:45and take over. As she brought down the hairbrush again and again in a steady rhythm, she cooed
22:51phrases like, I'm a bad girl. And, I'll be good. Please, don't spank me. Followed by,
22:58punish me. I deserve it. Jamie had no words to describe why she felt the way she felt.
23:04All she knew was, at this moment, she was perfectly happy. Setting down the hairbrush,
23:10Jamie picked up her belt and folded it. As she snapped it together in her hands,
23:15she thrilled at the sound, and repositioned herself for self-flagellation.
23:19Maybe it's not such a bad thing to get spanked all the time. After all, I've gotta learn.
23:25The End
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