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00:03There's roughly 14 days of winter vacation
00:06That's all between Christmas and New Year
00:09So the wizard's a problem for our generation
00:11It's cramming butt in before the dust clears
00:14Like me!
00:16The thing and hey, ooh, this looks like a palace
00:18A galantir to save me high
00:19There's something so close that we see the moon
00:22While making snow angels that fly
00:25Creating modern life, still burning upside down
00:28Following on your rear end
00:30Cool wizard carnival
00:31Good old football fights at night
00:33And when's your best friend?
00:34It's easy, as you can see
00:36There's a whole lot of stuff to do
00:37We're not gonna stop
00:39You're a fairy
00:39So stay with us, cause baby isn't firm
00:42We're gonna do it all
00:44So stay with us, cause baby isn't firm
00:47We're gonna do it all
00:49Ah, baby isn't firm
00:51Or maybe another wizard's entitled sequence
00:58Okay, firm, open the floodgates
01:04What do you think?
01:06It is like our own miniature Canada
01:07But of course about the beaver's moose
01:09And disproportionate number of Canadians
01:11Or Canadian bacon
01:12I forgot all about Canadian bacon
01:14You realize it is only ham
01:16It is!
01:17And firm!
01:19You are so busted!
01:21Hello, boys!
01:21Spend a job on the hockey range
01:23Well, that was amazing
01:25Great skating, Dad
01:26Boys, I've got some good news for you
01:28I've arranged for you to play a little exhibition match
01:30Between periods at the Danville Ice Race game
01:31Oh, you mean like a half time?
01:33Well, it's three periods
01:34So it's really two-thirds time
01:35I am sports time
01:36That's what's keeping the Canadians down
01:38If we're going to be the entertainment
01:40Then we better kick it up a notch
01:41Hockey Z9
01:42Hockey Z9
01:43Oh, like football at seven
01:45Whatever do I eat?
01:46Oh, we're saving that for cocaine
01:47Third, grab your two locks
01:49We've got work to do
01:51What's the big deal of hockey, anyway?
01:52Well, it's hard to explain, actually
01:54Taking the flip pass from the winner
01:55Shoulder deep in the defenseman
01:57And then tossing it right over the old buff hand
01:59I'll just take some out of you like a fever
02:00Have you played a lot of hockey in England there, Dad?
02:02Never once
02:03Hey, Candace
02:04Oh, hi, Jeremy
02:05What a great ice rink
02:06Wouldn't it just be perfect for
02:07Thank you, thanks!
02:09What?
02:09Oh, yeah!
02:10Ice hockey!
02:10I didn't know that you were a hockey fan, Candace
02:12You betcha!
02:14Flipping over wing passes
02:15And shoulder dork in the old jazz hands
02:16Is like some kind of disease!
02:18Uh, yeah
02:19Say, Jeremy, why don't you join us at the exhibition game today?
02:22Sounds like fun
02:22Oh, yeah!
02:23It sounds like fun!
02:24Oh, hey, I got a phone call
02:25From, uh, a real person
02:26Gotta come
02:28Stacy, we had a cold teal
02:29Locus?
02:30Are you sure?
02:31No, wait
02:31I mean, cold periwinkle
02:32Periwinkle
02:33A hockey emergency?
02:34I'm on it
02:34Thank you, periwinkle
02:35Where is Perry?
02:42Carl, I'm freezing
02:43Did you call that repair guy yet?
02:45I left him a message, sir
02:46I think he went to Aruba
02:47For winter break
02:48Lucky dog
02:49It's cold
02:49Oh, HB
02:50Didn't hear you come in
02:52I have no idea
02:53What Doofenshmirtz is up to
02:54It seems all of our computers froze
02:56Isn't that right, Carl?
02:57Tech support says everything is fine
02:59Well, I'm sure whatever Doofenshmirtz is up to
03:01He's probably much warmer than we are
03:03And that alone
03:03Should be reason
03:04To stop him
03:05Good luck, HB
03:07Welcome, hockey hounds
03:08To the hypothermic cabodrome
03:09Of Danville Mountain Top Winter Arena
03:11Where our own Danville Ice Trades
03:13Will cross sticks
03:13With the combative cross-town contenders
03:16Reigning over the skating skirmish tonight
03:18As guest referee
03:18Is Hockey Hall of Famer
03:20Luke Lumpetai
03:21Is anyone else cold?
03:22Why is it so cold in here?
03:24We have no Luke Lumpetai
03:26Actually, I brought a blanket
03:28So I'm okay
03:29Here we go
03:30Oh, this is so exciting
03:31I've always wanted to be a hockey mom
03:33Excuse me for a second
03:35System check
03:36Stacey, can you read me?
03:37I've got the hockey reference manual
03:38League website
03:39And official rules up and ready
03:40Stacey, mom said it's my turn
03:42To use the computer
03:43Not now, Ginger
03:44I'm busy
03:44Don't make me open a can of
03:46Lip cream on you
03:47Or however that goes
03:48Stupid twerks
03:49Evil Igloo on a mountain top, eh?
03:55Ah, Harry the flag, my boss
03:57Come in
03:58How do you like my Evil Igloo hideout
04:00Up in the Danville Mountains?
04:01Would you like some hot cocoa?
04:03No?
04:03Then how about a Marshmallow?
04:06Ah, trapped you again
04:09I think I figured out why I haven't been able to take over the Tri-State area
04:12I've been too much of a nice guy
04:14Nice guys can't take over large metropolitan areas
04:17Except for Roger
04:17But we're not talking about Roger
04:19I've got to get mean
04:20I've got to get ugly
04:21And possibly hairy
04:22I've got to learn to be more like
04:24The Abominable Snowman
04:25Oh, you know
04:26I decided to build this
04:27Be fooled
04:34See, I can only see it if I speak slowly
04:36The Abominable
04:37Inator
04:38Oh, look
04:38Am I separated?
04:39It works
04:40The Abominable
04:41Inator
04:42It makes whatever it hits
04:43Bigger and scarier
04:45And hairier
04:46Anywho
04:46Behold
04:48Okay, I know what you're thinking
04:49Why the silly little stocking cap and scarf?
04:52The truth is
04:52I, uh
04:54I had some yarn
04:56And the glare of the buzzer
04:58Brings down the metaphorical curtain
04:59On the scintillating second period
05:00Of this titanic tussle
05:01As the grim, gritty gladiators
05:02Vacate the frozen field
05:04Of flailing, biting flugelhorn
05:05To prepare for the third period
05:06Of this pelican turptose tower
05:07As the frosty defibrillators
05:09Smell the frozen hemes of icy
05:10Oh, man
05:11I better go lay down
05:13So when all members of the flailing team
05:15Clear the defensive zone at the same time
05:16The delayed offset call is negated
05:18Wow
05:18You really do know hockey
05:20Are you kidding?
05:21Dana, did you know
05:22A breath will remake the most penalty calls?
05:24Well, the linesman may call
05:25Only obvious technical infractions
05:26Go away
05:27Obvious technical infractions
05:29Go away
05:30The player and committee infractions
05:31No, give me that
05:32No, Ginger, I'm busy
05:33I said give me that back
05:34If you don't give that back to me right now
05:36Candace, gotta go
05:39Now for your entertainment
05:40What we've all been waiting for
05:42Little kids on ice
05:43This is so exciting
05:45Oh, I forgot to charge the battery
05:47Oh, no
05:47I can't miss this photo op
05:49Where is the gift shop?
05:50It's way over there
05:50On the other side of the arena
05:52I'll be right there
05:53Behold, parent of bloodibuses
05:54I make myself abominable
06:00Ooh, it's all marshmallowy and hairy
06:03Not completely unlike Summercap
06:05Barely gotta aim this thing
06:06A little bit better
06:09Hmm, something's not right
06:11In the hinterland
06:13Yes
06:21Okay, Bert
06:21Looks like we're on
06:28Ladies and gentlemen
06:29Prepare to be transported to a world
06:31Where everything you know
06:32Is chased into a global
06:33Glade of dystopia
06:34If you're looking for something
06:35Fluffy, forget it, pal
06:36Because this is the future
06:38And the only thing black
06:39Is our heart
06:40Is cold
06:40And in most cases
06:41It's crazy
06:41It's a world
06:42Where the only way to survive
06:43And they are
06:44Things blow up around you
06:45It's a world of
06:46Skillful skating
06:47And equipment like that
06:48Of pushing prowess
06:49And silence
06:50So gladiators
06:51Oh, is it so possible?
06:53Mom, where's mom?
06:54She went to the gift shop
06:55To buy a disposable camera
06:56What the heck is that?
06:58It's a camera
06:59That you send away
07:00To get the film part developed
07:01And then you take
07:02The non-film camera only part
07:04And you throw it away
07:05That is film
07:06Would you please
07:06Just look in the back?
07:08This is the heart hybrid hockey
07:09Of your dark dystopian destiny
07:11Hockey Z9
07:12Hick, Hick
07:14Gotta get up late
07:18Oh yeah
07:21Don't turn away
07:23I'm talking to you
07:24You're about the
07:25Pulse apocalyptic
07:26Sword of the future
07:28You'll be skating a month
07:29But go
07:30Step in the park
07:31Put your doctor
07:32Or feed your doctor
07:33You're gonna eat soon
07:34You're sure the peasant breaks
07:35Curling stones are sweet
07:37There's Hockey Z9
07:39Hockey Z9
07:40It's as far as you can know
07:42All about every dream
07:43You get to give us
07:44A brand new name
07:46Hockey Z9
07:47Hockey Z9
07:51Hockey Z9
07:54Hockey Z9
07:57Hockey Z9
07:57Hockey Z9
07:59Hockey Z9
07:59Hockey Z9
08:00Hockey Z9
08:02Hockey Z9
08:04Hockey Z9
08:04Hockey Z9
08:05Hockey Z9
08:05Hockey Z9
08:05Hockey Z9
08:07Hockey Z9
08:07Hockey Z9
08:09Hockey Z9
08:11Hockey Z9
08:14Hockey Z9
08:15Now it's working.
08:20Okay, not that.
08:21Well, here, even not that.
08:22Now, to deal with you.
08:24Gotcha.
08:25Hey, where do you got?
08:26Oh, there you are.
08:28Yeah.
08:29Oh, I'm supposed to make up.
08:33Excuse me, I gotta get through here.
08:34Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:35You don't know how loud out there.
08:36Well, they gotta go get my mom.
08:37It isn't the shortcut to the gift shop.
08:38I'm sorry, you can't go out there.
08:39That's for players only.
08:41Players, huh?
08:43You're gonna go get a uniform and try to get out there, aren't you?
08:45Is that a problem?
08:46No, as long as we're clear on my concept.
08:48Hey, look at that.
08:49There was one in our disposable stuff from the 80s box.
08:52Thanks, David.
08:53Let me know if you need more things to throw away.
08:56Hey, how'd you get over there?
08:57Don't do that.
09:05Okay, now you have to show it off.
09:10Is there something I can...
09:11I don't know.
09:13I fail to see how this can get any worse.
09:17I fail to see how this can get any worse.
09:22I fail to see how this can get any worse.
09:22Okay, I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen.
09:24Mr. Steven!
09:27Mr. Steven, I'm having trouble with the equipment!
09:31All right, excuse me.
09:32Yes, you are number one.
09:34Excuse me.
09:34Sorry, pardon me.
09:35All right, darn.
09:36Excuse me.
09:37Oh, it's checking out a monster ice polishing machine.
09:40Okay, everyone.
09:40Let's get out of here.
09:41Let's get out of here.
09:42Let's get out of here.
09:44Let's get out of here.
09:48Oh, my gosh.
09:49That is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
09:52Everyone say, Canadian bacon.
09:56Great job, kids.
09:57That was the weirdest thing in hockey I've ever seen.
09:59Thanks, Mr. Robitaille.
10:00Okay, I'm off at the city cross night.
10:02Go ahead.
10:03Hockey's United is over.
10:04What?
10:04No, I'm on the giant tangent.
10:07Look up.
10:08It's not fair.
10:09It's not fair.
10:11I'm sportsman-like behavior.
10:13Fine.
10:14Wow, Candace.
10:15I had a really good time.
10:16You want to get something to eat?
10:17Oh, that sounds like fun.
10:18Give me two minutes.
10:19Oh, thank you, Perry.
10:28Have fun at the party.
10:29Thanks for having the boys over tonight, Vivian.
10:31Oh, no problem, Linda.
10:32I have all the neighborhood kids tonight.
10:34Come on, come on.
10:35I don't want to be late for my first grown-up party.
10:37Okay, hon.
10:38Bye, everyone.
10:39Happy New Year.
10:40Bye, guys.
10:41Happy New Year.
10:42We're going to have so much fun.
10:43We've got no figures, no, no, no, no, no.
10:45And of course, we'll all stay up till midnight
10:47and watch the New Year's people drop.
10:48Okay, Jerry, wake up, will you?
10:50It's drooling all over my arm.
10:51You know, saliva is 98% water,
10:53and the other 2% is made up of any beneficial electrolytes.
10:56It is gross, but it is science.
10:58If you're lucky, the gross factor outweighs the science factor,
11:00or you'll have a one-way ticket to Wedgie Town.
11:02Well, it'll be fun to finally see the ball drop.
11:05Oh, it's a wonderful tradition.
11:06And, of course, there's the other patients
11:08that think someone special at midnight.
11:10Well, then, I know what we're going to do tonight.
11:12Really?
11:12Yeah, we're going to make our own New Year's ball
11:14and drop it from outer space.
11:16Your mother is right, Phineas.
11:18You're such a natural imagination.
11:19That is active enough.
11:21I'm not going to make some lunch, all the time.
11:22You keep coming when you want to warm up.
11:24Hey, where's your doggy goose?
11:26Hey!
11:29Hey!
11:29Bloody H.P.
11:30Sorry about the cold climate inside your lair.
11:32See, the heating system is off the fence,
11:33and we had to call a guy in from Aruba.
11:35But I can assure you that we are all in the same boat here.
11:38With non-loneliness, we are all sharing the pain.
11:42Awkward.
11:44Brace into the left, man.
11:45Um, uh, who's doing something at City Hall?
11:47I'll pass it out to whatever it is.
11:49Hey, Carl, I hit the blue one.
11:51I'm here to finish.
11:52Let's go!
11:53Great.
11:54Bring it down.
11:56How's the sun have been going up there?
11:58How's it ever been?
11:59How are you doing, Buford?
12:00I want the paint.
12:01Painting us with babies and picnics.
12:03That's no ordinary paint.
12:04It's a super sealer that will protect us from the cold dark vacuum of space.
12:07Speak it, Doc.
12:09Hey, Phileas.
12:10I'm a profilium site.
12:11Not at all.
12:12Check it out.
12:13A multi-level New Year's ball with punch-ball saloon.
12:16What's happening?
12:16Balloon room, the bag of a thousand coats,
12:18and an infinity slide.
12:20And through here, the grand ball room.
12:22In other words, a ball within a ball.
12:24Ready?
12:25I'm waking up here!
12:27You've been burnt table incorporated!
12:30Happy New Year!
12:32Norm, I told you you don't celebrate till midnight on a whole day.
12:34What if midnight never comes?
12:36Then you squander a whole day celebrating.
12:38Think of that, tough guy?
12:40Perry the Black-a-puss!
12:42It's a bottle of sparkling cider trap, and you're the cork,
12:46which makes you Perry the cork-a-puss!
12:49Ha-ha, you did a funny name.
12:50Anyway, it's New Year's theme.
12:52Happy New Year!
12:53Not yet, Norm.
12:54Now, onto my plan.
12:55I recently learned that in most of the world,
12:57there's a tradition where people decide to change something about their lives
13:00in the coming year,
13:01and they call it a New Year's resolution.
13:04I had no idea.
13:05You see, back in Jerusalem, change was frowned upon.
13:07Any change.
13:08You can change your channel on your sleeve,
13:10you can change your underwear,
13:12and forget about changing your hairstyle.
13:14You'd end up in jail.
13:15But here in the new world, we embrace change!
13:18Apparently, and that's why I came up with the resolution,
13:22Changer in Aether!
13:23Cleverly disguised as a bow tie.
13:25I turn it on at the stroke of midnight,
13:27and it will make everyone change their resolution from whatever it was,
13:30like, I don't know, I'm gonna lose weight,
13:32gain a limb, or whatever,
13:33to I'm going to make science the bitch works my leader,
13:36and obey his every command.
13:38I won't need a new resolution.
13:40I'm not.
13:41How do I look?
13:41Like a pharmacist in a bow tie.
13:43I don't know.
13:44I don't know.
13:46You're squattering, Norm.
13:49Ready to get you a party on there?
13:51The one like a docksman in circles?
13:53Wow.
13:53First year of the adult.
13:54Yep.
13:55We're all grown up now.
13:56No more pig tails, dollies, or obsessing over boys.
13:59From now on, we obsess over men.
14:01Please?
14:02And no more bucks.
14:03Stay out, girl.
14:03Oh, yeah, I'm sticking to my resolution and turning over newly.
14:06Fifteen whole minutes, and I haven't thought if Phineas inferred.
14:09How they make those figs.
14:10You know, the figs are dangerous things.
14:12Candace?
14:13Sorry, I'm back, I'm back.
14:15Resolution.
14:15Kick it in.
14:16Oh, look, here comes the boy.
14:17You mean men, ladies?
14:20That's not, we're ladies.
14:26Corbination is fun.
14:29Hello, bad man.
14:30Hey, you there, what's your New Year's resolution?
14:33To update my MacCent.
14:34That's what you think.
14:37I don't know, it seemed achievable.
14:39It's so great being here as an adult.
14:41Not like my brothers.
14:42We're kids.
14:43We're probably building something.
14:45Candace, something big.
14:46Candace, big, impossible.
14:47Oh, no, you don't.
14:48This is going to be a new year with a new Candace.
14:51Remember?
14:55It's okay, it's just a temporary relax.
14:57Candace, Stacy told me about your New Year's resolution.
14:59I need to hang out.
15:01I'll turn back.
15:02Relapse.
15:03Relapse.
15:04That's what you think.
15:07Oh, it never stops me.
15:10Carry the blind of us.
15:12You can't come in here.
15:13This is a black tie affair.
15:19Actually, I guess it doesn't really special.
15:21I can't say this.
15:22I guess you're okay.
15:23Oh, and another little tidbit about the ancient Egyptians
15:26that those men and women won't make up.
15:28Just like the 80s.
15:30Hold it together, bro.
15:31You can do it.
15:32Hey, I thought your New Year's revolution
15:34was to stop eating sandwiches in the bathroom.
15:36It's not midnight yet, or I can still enjoy this.
15:38Not midnight yet?
15:39That's it.
15:40I've actually got an hour left to bust my brothers.
15:42I can't find out what they're doing.
15:44I'll get a video.
15:47Oh, that's for a fortune.
15:50You actually paid off.
15:51All right.
15:52Let's start this passionate ball.
15:56So I missed it.
15:57And how am I going to show mom?
15:59No worry.
16:00I'm live-blogging the whole event on my podcast.
16:03We're trending right now.
16:04Right now?
16:05Hey, all of you out there in Internet Land.
16:06Watch closely because I'm going to bust,
16:08baby, and fur.
16:11She never busts.
16:13And Internet Land, it's not a real place.
16:18What is this, the code room?
16:20All right, Perry the Gladibles,
16:22if you really want to fight here, I...
16:24Ooh, Casper.
16:25Nice.
16:27Hey, Candace.
16:28I got your glass of Sparked Insider.
16:30Rachel, this is my last time to bust.
16:32Serious, Relapse.
16:33Come on, Erving.
16:34Yes, everyone.
16:36Can I have your attention, please?
16:37My brothers and their friends
16:39will be dropping from outer space
16:40in that giant New Year's ball.
16:42Oh, no, that's fantastic.
16:44No, that's not fantastic.
16:46Yeah, okay, well, I admit it's impressive,
16:48but it's still bustable.
16:49Mom!
16:51If those were my boys,
16:52they'd be so busted.
16:53Please, adopt me now.
16:55Mom!
16:56Okay, it's almost midnight.
16:58Let's go!
17:01Ha-ha!
17:02You'll never get out of that straitjacket.
17:04Why wouldn't anyone wear that
17:05to a New Year's Eve party?
17:07I guess maybe if you were a magician.
17:08Maybe.
17:08I need my name till midnight!
17:10Time to launch my plan!
17:2910, 3, 8, 1, 7, 6, 5, 1,
17:452, 1,
17:462, 1,
17:472, 2, 1,
17:51I mean ,That's a rhetorical question.
18:05Of course, if anyone should know how it feels, it should be me, but-
18:08All right, everyone. Follow me. We're taking over City Hall.
18:16Uh-oh. What are you doing? Obey me.
18:20And what about your resolution?
18:22And everyone knows that no one ever keeps their New Year's resolutions.
18:25Yeah, that doesn't even make any sense.
18:27Why would you make resolutions if you're not ever gonna fuck?
18:30Did you know about this?
18:32You did. You knew about this.
18:33And you still punched and kicked and pinched me.
18:36Yeah, I guess I'm like that.
18:38That is what we do.
18:40Aw, thank you, Perry the Placidus.
18:44Happy New Year.
18:45You know it hasn't been bad, or happy to sad.
18:49But I'll tell you I'm glad when I think about turning on over again.
18:53Yeah, I know where we did, but I don't think about that.
18:56There was a moment that this is another.
19:00So we're not gonna cry when we say goodbye to the year that has been receding.
19:06We're not gonna look back.
19:08We know we're on the right track.
19:10And we all know that time is speeding.
19:14Time is speeding.
19:15Cause you know it's a new year.
19:19It's a brand new beginning of the breeze.
19:21It's a new year.
19:23It's a new year.
19:25It's a new year.
19:26It's a new year.
19:26It's a new year.
19:28It's a new year.
19:45It's a new year.
19:51It's a new year.
19:53It's a new year.
19:54It's a new year.
19:57No, I don't know if I'm going to be able to keep the consolation.
19:59That's okay.
20:00I like you just the way you are.
20:02Happy New Year, Denise.
20:03Happy New Year, Jeremy.
20:21Happy New Year, Denise.
20:35Happy New Year, Denise.
20:36Like some hot cocoa?
20:38No?
20:39Then how about a marshmallow?
20:41Ha!
20:43Trapped you again.
20:44I think I figured out why I haven't been able to take over the tri-state area.
20:48I've been too much out of my sky.
20:49My skies can't take over large metropolitan areas, except for Roger.
20:52But we're not talking about Roger.
20:54I've got to get mean.
20:55I've got to get ugly and possibly hairy.
20:57I've got to learn to be more like the abominable snowman.
21:00So I decided to build this.
21:02Yes, behold.
21:03The abominable na...
21:04The...
21:05The abominable...
21:06The abominable na-to.
21:09See, I can only see it if I speak slowly.
21:11The abominable na-to.
21:13Oh, look.
21:13If I separate it, it works.
21:15The abominable na-to.
21:17It makes whatever it hits bigger and scarier and hairier.
21:21Anywho, behold.
21:23Okay, I know what you're thinking.
21:24Why the silly little stocking cap and scarf?
21:27The truth is, I, uh...
21:29I had some yarn.
21:31And the glare of the buzzer brings down the metaphorical curtain on the scintillating second period of this titanic tussle
21:36as the grim, gritty gladiators vacate the frozen field of flailing, fighting flutal horn to prepare bonds.
21:42Hello, Daniel.
21:44Hey, you there.
21:45What's your New Year's resolution?
21:46To update my message.
21:48That's what you think.
21:50I don't know.
21:51It seemed achievable.
21:52This is so great being here as an adult.
21:54Not like my brothers.
21:55We're kids.
21:56We're probably building something.
21:58Something big.
21:59Candacing impossible.
22:01Oh, no, you don't.
22:02This is going to be a new year with a new candle.
22:04Remember?
22:05Remember?
22:08It's okay.
22:09It's just a temporary relapse.
22:11Candace, Spacey told me about your New Year's resolution.
22:13I... I need time to... I'll turn back.
22:16Relapse?
22:17Relapse.
22:18That's what you think.
22:21Oh, it never stops me.
22:24Tell me the black of us.
22:25You can't come in here.
22:26This is a black tie affair.
22:33I guess it doesn't really miss my pants anymore, so I guess you're okay.
22:36Oh, and another little tidbit about the ancient Egyptians is that both men and women will make up.
22:41Just like the English.
23:01Oh, my feet!
23:02Now it's working.
23:07Okay, not that.
23:08Well, here, even not that.
23:09Now, to deal with you.
23:11Gotcha.
23:12Hey, where do you got?
23:13Oh, there you are.
23:15Yeah.
23:16Oh, I'll make up.
23:20Excuse me.
23:20I gotta get through here.
23:21Whoa, whoa, whoa.
23:22You're not allowed out there.
23:23Well, they gotta go get my mom.
23:24This is the shortcut to the gift shop.
23:25I'm sorry.
23:25You can't go out there.
23:26That's for players only.
23:28Players, huh?
23:30You're gonna go get a uniform and try to get out there, aren't you?
23:32Is that a problem?
23:33No, as long as we're clear on my concept.
23:35Hey, look at that.
23:36There was one and our disposable stuff from the 80s box.
23:39Thanks, David.
23:40Let me know if you need more things to throw away.
23:43Hey, how'd you get over there?
23:44Don't do that.
23:47Everyone say Canadian bacon.
23:49I am.
23:52Great job, kids.
23:53That was the weirdest game in hockey I've ever seen.
23:55Thanks, Mr. Robitaille.
23:56Okay, I'm off at the city cross night.
23:58Go ahead.
23:58Hockey's E9 is over.
24:00What?
24:00No!
24:01I'm a giant lizard!
24:02Look up!
24:03It's not fair!
24:04It's so not fair!
24:07I'm sportsman-like behavior.
24:09Fine.
24:09Oh, Candace, I don't really get time.
24:12You want to get something to eat?
24:12Oh, that sounds like fun.
24:14Well, give me two minutes.
24:15Oh, indoor, Perry.
24:24Have fun at the party!
24:25Thanks for having the boys over tonight, Vivian.
24:27Oh, no problem, Linda.
24:28I have all the enabling kids tonight.
24:30Come on, come on.
24:31I don't want to be late for my first walnut party.
24:33Okay, hon.
24:34Bye, everyone.
24:35Happy New Year!
24:36Bye, guys.
24:36Happy New Year!
24:38We've got so much fun.
24:39We've got no figures, moves, and goodies.
24:41And the forest will all stay up till midnight
24:42and watch the New York people draw.
24:44Okay, Jerry, I'll wake up, will you?
24:45He's drooling all over, ma'am.
24:47You know, saliva is 98% lesser.
24:49Any other 2% is made up like...
24:53Ah, Jerry, the platypus.
24:55Come in.
24:55How do you like my evil, able hideout
24:57out in the Danville Mountains?
24:58Would you like some hot cocoa?
25:00No?
25:01Then how about a marshmallow?
25:03Ha!
25:04Ha!
25:05Trapped you again!
25:06I think I figured out why I haven't been able
25:08to take over the tri-state area.
25:10I've been too much of a nice guy.
25:11Nice guys can't take over large metropolitan areas,
25:14except for Roger.
25:15But we're not talking about Roger.
25:16I've got to get mean.
25:17I've got to get ugly and possibly hairy.
25:20I've got to learn to be more like
25:21the abominable snowman.
25:22So I decided to build this.
25:24Behold.
25:25The abominable na...
25:27The...
25:27The abominable...
25:28The abominable...
25:59See, I can only see if I speak slowly.
26:01The abominable...
26:12The abominable...
26:26The abominable...
26:28The abominable...
26:29No, give me that.
26:29No, Ginger, I'm busy.
26:31I said give me that back.
26:32If you don't give that back to me right now,
26:33Candace, gotta go.
26:37Now for your entertainment.
26:38What we've all been waiting for.
26:39Little kids on ice.
26:41This is so exciting.
26:42Oh, I forgot to charge the battery.
26:44Oh no, I can't miss this photo op.
26:46Where is the gift shop?
26:47It's way over there, on the other side of the arena.
26:49I'll be right back.
26:50Behold, bury the platypuses.
26:52I make myself abominable.
26:57Ooh, it's all marshmallowy and hairy.
27:00Not completely unlike Summercap.
27:02Barely got aimless like a little better.
27:05Oh, ow!
27:06Hmm, something's not right in the hinterland.
27:10Yes!
27:18Okay, first.
27:19Looks like we're on.
27:26Ladies and gentlemen,
27:27prepare to be transported to a world
27:28where everything you know is changed
27:30into a global place of dystopia.
27:32If you're looking for something sloppy,
27:33forget it, pal.
27:34Because this is the future.
27:35The only things left out of our heart
27:37is home and it must make you noisy.
27:39It's a world where the only way to survive
27:40is to play hockey.
27:41Things blow up around you.
27:42It's a world of skillful skating
27:44and incredible lifespans,
27:45of pushing prowess
27:46and signing so gladiators.
27:48Oh, is it so possible?
27:50Mom, where's mom?
27:51She went to the gift shop
27:52to buy a disposable camera.
27:54What the heck is that?
27:55It's a camera that you send away
27:57to get the film part developed
27:58and then you take the non-film camera-only part
28:01and you throw it away.
28:02That is film.
28:03Would you please just look in the back?
28:05This is the heart hybrid hockey
28:06of your dark dystopian destiny,
28:08hockey Z9.
28:09What?
28:11Gotta get up now!
28:15Oh, yeah!
28:19Don't turn away,
28:20I'm talking to you.
28:22You're about to pause
28:23a positive,
28:23elliptic sport.
28:24In the future,
28:25you'll be skating a month
28:26because it's in a puff.
28:28Put your doctor on speed
28:29down because you're gone
28:30and you're too.
28:31You're sure the peasant bleeds
28:33because it's not so sweet.
28:35There's hockey D9,
28:36hockey D9.
28:38It's as far as good to know
28:39I'm about to be speaking
28:41and it's a game
28:42with a brand new name.
28:44Hockey D9.
28:47Hockey D9.
28:50Hockey D9.
28:53Hockey D9.
28:54What?
28:56I love you.
28:57I love you.
28:58I love you.
28:59You