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My Dad Is Poseidon - Full Movie
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00:12¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:14¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:35¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:00¡Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep,
01:05you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier
01:40I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door
01:48Sire
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard
02:09Sire, you're finally stepping in
02:24Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game
02:28My king, even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now
03:02Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command
03:05Lead us against Olympus, we beg you
03:07Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years
03:11I'm retired, I don't waste breath on crazy people
03:20Screw power struggles, rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:29Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep
03:39Sorry, I didn't mean to
03:44Wait, pointy ears
03:47A dryage? What's a forest nint's doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human
03:55A total nerd
03:57Damn it
03:58The Aphrodisians kicking in
04:09You're burning up down here
04:11Way harder than I pictured
04:13I was drugged
04:15This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die
04:21I really need this guy
04:28Goddamn
04:30You really know how to flip my switch
04:40I need more
04:42A lot more
04:43A lot more
04:49Don't stop
04:51Harder
04:52Squeeze me tighter
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey, I put in a lot of work
05:08Don't tell me you forgot
05:10Leora! I know you're in there
05:12Nowhere left to run
05:14Damn it
05:14He tracked me
05:28Leora
05:29You're my fiancé
05:31You belong with me
05:32Come home
05:33Get away!
05:35Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr
05:39You actually drugged me
05:44Why the fuck?
05:45Are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her
05:56News flash, tough guy
05:58Real men don't need tricks
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it
06:22Her body's tainted now
06:23But her blood still has value
06:25Can't push too hard yet
06:28I won't kill him
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go
06:35I can handle this clown
06:43Forget today ever happened
06:45Go back to your life
06:59Seriously?
07:00Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck
07:22I'm Dylan's top enforcer
07:24Either get the hell out of this water
07:26Or kneel and call me daddy
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man
07:30My ears are shot
07:30Keep acting tough
07:31Jax can stomp boulders to dust
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn
07:49You asked for this
08:03You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:17Asshole
08:18Using my divine power to barbecue
08:20Hope you die alone and miserable
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing
08:27Heat's too low
08:28Sprinkle this and baste it again
08:35Molly?
08:36Gods make heroes with it
08:37You seasoned food?
08:41Huh
08:42Tide barrier just got tripped
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby
08:57But he retired recently
08:59We're gonna find him now
09:09I'm badly wounded
09:11I don't have much time
09:12Find Lily's real father
09:15Leave her with him
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus
09:36There it is
09:44Liara's wounded bad
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon
09:48Lifetime of easy living
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing
09:57Just swapped a bug
10:02That girl from five years ago
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter
10:09We need you now
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome
10:15This aura?
10:17She's got my blood
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it
10:27Just keep Lily safe
10:33Mommy
10:34Mommy
10:35Mommy
10:52It's too late, boss
10:53Her heartbeat's fading fast
11:09Somebody help me
11:24Give me a name, Liara
11:25Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart
11:31It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:55You're my fiance
11:56My property
11:57You filthy whore
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:12No, let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins
12:18Even Olympus will bow to me
12:27I got careless
12:30Diving near a shipwreck
12:31My fault
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Liara
12:36Someone did this to you
12:41You're just a regular guy
12:43Stay out of it
12:44Boss
12:45Soup's ready
12:52If I don't make it
12:54Promise me you'll take care of Lily
12:57She's all we have left
12:59She's safe
13:00Now drink
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack
13:12Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue
13:15Golden apple sap
13:17I studied this in grad's time
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More
13:26Try it
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13What a lively little snack
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around
14:32This guy's luck is insane
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria
14:48We've got a kid together now
14:51I'm not letting anything touch
14:54You or Lily
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy, help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:07Lily!
15:12I... I'm not tasty
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl
15:26Devour you
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne
15:44I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...
16:00I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...
16:01I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...
16:01I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...
16:01I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...
16:01I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I
16:04You disgusting freak
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy
16:11I've got you baby
16:14Touch my kid again
16:16And I'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:19Ha
16:19You ruined my meal
16:24Wait
16:24The baby mama herself
16:27Perfect
16:32Two courses for the price of one
16:41You bitch
16:47Jack, take Lily and run
16:49Go
16:55Run from the Lucian Hydro
16:58You pathetic little insects
17:06You
17:07Posei?
17:09That kid's his
17:10No wonder the power's so pure
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline
17:15If I stay, I'm dead
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya
17:28Your powers are badass
17:30You straight up scared the monster off
17:32Me?
17:34No way
17:34Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing
17:37I'm still recovering
17:39Wait
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault
17:44Whatever
17:45Let's get home
17:46That thing might circle back
17:51About that monster
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures
17:59He's just a regular guy after all
18:01Mayo
18:04We're fifth
18:05Of course
18:06Noo
18:07Noo
18:08Nooo
18:30Noo
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23:06Drop what you're doing, full sweep on the Leora and Child
23:10Every resource, every contact, now
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back
23:15Yes, boss
23:22Poseidon's back
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead
23:35Kid comes with us alive, she's still hurt
23:38Easy pickets
23:39Let's move
23:52We'll make a nice stew
23:53Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:05Pathetic
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold
24:15Or I drag your corpse back
24:17Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid
24:30Stay away from my daughter
24:32Don't you dare touch her
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:51This forest is locked down
24:54Surrender now
24:56I'll go with you
24:57On one condition
24:59Let my daughter go
25:01No, mommy, I'm not leaving you
25:14Kids mine
25:15You die
25:17You poisoned me?
25:24My poison fog
25:25The more you fight
25:27The faster it rots you from the inside
25:29Give up!
25:31You've gone too far
25:33Even if I die today
25:34I'm not letting you win
25:38You're wounded
25:41Poisoned
25:42Done
25:44The kid's coming with me
25:47Don't touch her!
25:49Come at me!
25:50Feisty one
25:52Dylan wants you dead
25:54But first
25:55I'm gonna have some fun
26:03Such a pretty face
26:05All mine now
26:10Let my mommy go
26:12You bastard!
26:19Lily, Lily, run!
26:22Get out of here!
26:27Serve me well
26:28And I might let her run a little longer
26:37Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:59You touch my woman
27:01You're a dead man
27:07Jack
27:09What the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:16So you're the boyfriend
27:18Too bad
27:18I'll snap every bone in your body
27:20With one hand
27:37Jack
27:38Keep Lily safe
27:39Long as I'm here
27:41You don't lose
27:42Shut up
27:43And go
27:43Now
27:55If I pull this vine
27:57The whole cliff
27:57Goes with us, demon
28:00Run all you want
28:02My pack
28:03Tears you both apart
28:04South
28:05We're all
28:06Who and
28:20We're all
28:24We're all
28:25Who and
28:25who and
28:27They're all
28:28We're all
28:30of
28:31No, no, no.
29:01Okay, we're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:26Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:44You're asking to die!
29:49You're not human!
29:51Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
29:55Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily.
30:15You can turn around now.
30:20Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:35Don't move.
30:36Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:38I'll be right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily.
30:49No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
30:59How much longer you got?
31:01Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what?
31:05I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:19Damn.
31:20You take a hit well.
31:21Let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily.
31:29Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:34No signal?
31:35You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming.
31:38Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:40No choice.
31:41I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:46Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless.
31:49Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:55Just...
31:56Let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once?
32:04Then die together.
32:05Pick your graves.
32:18Why did you come back?
32:20Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe.
32:25Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:32Her taste is trash.
32:34Beg now.
32:35And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:41End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:48Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:56I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband?
33:09Step over my corpse first.
33:12In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine.
33:14I'll apply.
33:43You're half-dead already.
33:45You're half-dead already.
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking.
33:49Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This...
33:53can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra.
34:20The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing.
34:29He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
34:36They're coming for us.
34:37We're finished.
34:39Don't worry, darling.
34:40Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:49They're here for me.
34:50Jack, stay behind me.
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:55Stop saying that, Jack.
34:56Look around.
34:57We're surrounded.
34:57We could actually die here.
35:05My lords!
35:06Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson.
35:12You worthless creature!
35:15You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30You're placed.
35:31Get back.
35:31You know.
35:36Get back.
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