02:49Demi, hiç değilim.
02:52Teşekkürler.
02:53Şarın.
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03:04Doğru know what it's like doing the dirty work?
03:07Fighting everybody and being nobody.
03:12I don't live with myself.
03:14I live with whoever you need me to be.
03:18The blood on my hands is mine.
03:20Because I kill a part of myself every day if I don't know who I am.
03:26Because you don't want to.
03:31You knew it.
03:33You knew it!
03:35What's wrong with you?
03:38Do you know who you are?
03:39I'll tell you who you are.
03:41You're a fucking failure.
03:42Who just shat on your last chance of being somebody.
03:47You should be ashamed of yourself.
03:49You are ashamed of yourself.
03:50Because you're ashamed of your family.
03:52You're fucking nobody.
03:53You're nothing.
03:53You're just a fucking...
03:55Dumb fucking...
03:56Back.
04:05Um...
04:07Come in.
04:10Um...
04:11I...
04:12Er...
04:12Forgot to grab your mic.
04:16Sure.
04:21Why you're right?
04:25Oh...
04:26Come in...
04:27Ihem...
04:35Your will be good.
04:41Oh...
04:42Oh...
04:43How...
04:43Oh...
04:44I...
04:44You guys are sick...
04:47You guys are sick...
04:47You guys are sick...
04:47You guys...
10:54Ya da, benim için bir yerim var.
10:56Evet, benimki bortok da.
10:58O, bu, Michael Jackson'a geldim.
11:02Bu da, sorun değil mi?
11:03Ne, ne, ne, ne.
11:05Bu, tamam mı?
11:07Google Alerts'a gördüm, ya da.
11:11Ya, bu da, bu da.
11:12Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.
11:16Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.
11:18Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.
11:18Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.
11:19Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.
11:25Dua for you, Subah Shamir.
11:27Dua for you all the time. Dua.
11:30Dua.
11:31Baba, have you seen a brown leather case about this big?
11:33It's got my name written on it in gold.
11:34You have been there, bro.
11:35You watch TV, you don't look.
11:37Ya, I've got some stuff cooking.
11:39It takes time to make a film.
11:40Ya, but you don't have time yet.
11:42You don't have to take a film.
11:44That was one scene in one film.
11:46You've been pervert on his newsreader all day.
11:48You don't have to come.
11:50Baba, why aren't you showing up to these doctor's appointments, huh?
11:53They're expensive.
11:54I've booked them for you so we can find out what's wrong.
11:56We're going to take some money.
11:59Hey, cousin.
12:00Shit!
12:01What are you saying?
12:02No, man.
12:03Oh, bless.
12:04What's this?
12:05What's what?
12:05You've been getting to take out your tags.
12:07Oh.
12:08Rawr!
12:08Is that you, yeah?
12:10Baba, see how your boy's spending?
12:12Give me that.
12:13Why are you at home?
12:14Quit my job, man.
12:15Manager was a dickhead.
12:16Hey, don't say anything.
12:18Rafiq bai very much.
12:19He was a weirdo.
12:20If you need work experience, I could sort you from Felicia.
12:22I told you.
12:22No, no, no.
12:23Listen.
12:23If you really want to help me, take me to Taser's show tonight.
12:26Is he playing tonight?
12:27Yeah, why?
12:29I told you you can't work for me.
12:30Brother, I already sent you my counter offer.
12:3250% of my business.
12:33Yes, but do you believe in gender equality or nah?
12:36No, not really.
12:39Oh, my God.
12:41Shabai, are you going to be the next James Bond?
12:43What?
12:46Eh?
12:47Wait, wait, wait.
12:48It might be cut, it might be cut.
12:49Can I have a look at that?
12:50Oh, shit.
12:51No, no, no, no.
12:51It's legit.
12:52What the fuck?
12:53Oh, my God.
12:54This is crazy.
12:55This is crazy, bro.
12:56Wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:57Chill, man.
12:58Check the website.
12:59It's BBC we contracted.
13:01Why didn't you tell me you're speaking for?
13:03It's just an audition.
13:05Man, man.
13:05It's 59, man.
13:06Super James Bond made a shabai.
13:07Listen.
13:08It's an audition.
13:08It's a photo from today's audition.
13:09That's all it is.
13:10What's wrong with you?
13:11What?
13:12James Bond is white.
13:13What's wrong with you?
13:15I'm the wrong with you.
13:17Do you know how much sex James Bond does?
13:19What's wrong with you?
13:22I'm the wrong with you.
13:23I'm the wrong with you.
13:24I'm the wrong with you.
13:25I'm actually wrong with you.
13:27Listen, Baba, it's okay to be a little bit excited.
13:29It's nice even just to have the opportunity.
13:31It's a big deal, you know, Brown James Bond.
13:33You should be proud.
13:34You're going to be mad.
13:35This guy's face is going to be fucking blasted everywhere.
13:37Imagine it.
13:38Daniel Kri got paid 20 M's for the last movie.
13:41My Shahju will get 21.
13:43Just calm down.
13:44It's just an audition, yeah?
13:45Call me if you need a body double for sex scenes.
13:47Stop.
13:48Stop.
13:49Can you tell her to call me soon?
13:50She comes back in.
13:52Yes, she comes back in.
13:52Yes, she comes back in.
13:54Why?
13:54Why don't you call me?
13:55I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
13:57I'm just going to sort this out and work it out.
14:01Look at me.
14:03I'm proud of you.
14:04Yeah?
14:06Fucking James Bond, my guy.
14:07Come on.
14:08Let's see what happens.
14:08Of course, inshallah.
14:09But do they know about the height?
14:11What do you mean?
14:13They're going to give you special shoes like James Bond's big, isn't it?
14:19I'm just saying it for you.
14:21For you.
14:25Hey, Felicia, can you call me back, please?
14:27I'm just wondering if the audition news league thing has helped me or, you know, fucked me.
14:31Thank you.
15:04Yeah, yeah, where have you been?
15:07Painting my nails on a fucking sunbed.
15:09What the fuck do you think?
15:10Listen, did you call the pap?
15:12I'm not that clever.
15:13What are they saying?
15:16Are they pissed?
15:16Well, they are very surprised.
15:19Fuck.
15:19About how much you're trending.
15:21Right?
15:22And because of the reaction, they might give you a second chance of audition.
15:25Fuck!
15:26Yes!
15:27Oh!
15:28You plus the female director is doing very well for the 18 to 34s and you know that demographic gets
15:32them wet.
15:33Oh, my God.
15:34So listen, sit tight and let this play out.
15:37Oh, my God.
15:39Thank you.
15:40That is amazing.
15:41That's really, really cool.
15:42Thank you.
15:42God bless the internet, eh?
15:44Yeah.
15:45So, just one thing.
15:47We can't just see how this plays out.
15:48We've got to do everything we can to get me back in there.
15:51Sure, I just told you it's good you're trending.
15:54Look, I'm just thinking, unless you delete all that old music, just the really political bits.
15:59What do you think?
16:00As your agent?
16:02Let me deal with that stuff.
16:04You just need to act.
16:05Listen, there's videos of me online fucking pissing on a British flag.
16:09It's already out there.
16:11All you can do is own it.
16:12That makes you the edgy POC candidate.
16:14Yes, fresh blood.
16:15So, new fans for the great old institution.
16:17Listen, don't find the thing that got you here, you know.
16:19Huh.
16:20Okay, okay.
16:20So, what are you saying?
16:21Maybe I should lean into it?
16:24Or...
16:24Because Taze and them lot are doing a show tonight.
16:27I could maybe do a little thing there.
16:29There's nothing to lean into.
16:30You just are.
16:31Listen, just don't do anything and stay home.
16:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:35Done.
17:04Ahhhh!
17:08Ahhhh!
17:09Ah, la-la-la-la-la!
17:10Ahhhh!
17:13Oh, shit!
17:15Hey.
17:16What are you doing here?
17:18Me?
17:19What are you...
17:19what are you doing here?
17:20Me all...
17:21everywhere today.
17:24Pretty cool, isn't it?
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39:15In 2001, we watched in horror as Taliban fanatics laid waste to a once great nation's cultural heritage.
39:25We wept as monuments to peace were turned to rubble.
39:30But tonight we right this wrong.
39:33After a nine-year, 15 million pound restoration project, it is my honour to present to you tonight the restored
39:42Buddha of Bamiyan.
39:56And now an extra special treat.
39:59It is with great enthusiasm that I invite tonight's guest speaker to the stage.
40:04The most gentleman of Vampire Hunter I've ever had the pleasure of meeting, Raj Dakar.
40:16It's an honour to be here, I mean.
40:19Wow.
40:21This museum is home to artifacts from around the globe.
40:26And so it should follow that England too is home to people from those same places.
40:31And tonight is a celebration, but I would like to speak with you all about my experiences as an Englishman.
40:36And as a person of colour, recently racist hate took the form of a severed pig's head delivered to my
40:49family's doorstep.
40:51It was horrific.
40:53There was blood everywhere.
40:55My mother was left traumatized.
40:57Mummy, I'm sorry.
41:00But no amount of hate will make me hide.
41:04Those driven by prejudice.
41:07They need to see us in these spaces.
41:11And because this too is what British looks like.
41:17Thank you.
41:19Thank you.
41:21Excuse me, Sir Latif.
41:22Do you have a situation?
41:24A man claiming to be your brother has been harassing and racially profiling museum guests.
41:29What?
41:31Very special work.
41:32Oh, and, uh, Shah Latif wanted to say something too.
41:36I'm about to go on, man.
41:37Shah?
41:39Otherwise we're going to have to escort him off the premises immediately.
41:41I don't know.
42:00So, let's talk about your big moment.
42:02The speech that never was.
42:05A silky bit of spycraft from Thacker.
42:07He's clearly made for the role.
42:10Not to mention he can get the bleeding lines out.
42:15Nine?
42:16I can do better.
42:17I can.
42:18Can you now?
42:19Let's see.
42:21I also had a pig's head sent to my mom's house.
42:28I, um...
42:29Nice one, dickhead.
42:30You're more frozen than me.
42:33But it's not your acting that's the problem, is it?
42:36It's who you are.
42:39You don't have the balls to be bombed.
42:42Shut up!
42:43Hey, yo, guys.
42:44Mom, I meet you one and only fans.
42:45You turned your back on your own fans.
42:48Man, slow down!
42:49You turned your back on your own family.
42:52Get the fuck with me, bro.
42:55Face it.
42:56People like you are never the heroes of the story.
43:00You'll always just be
43:02a scared
43:04little
43:04Pack it.
43:08Send him back where he came from!
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43:532am.
43:54Bir de bir şey var mı?
43:56Ah, sorry.
43:58I was just running late.
43:59In a suit.
44:00Kostum in it.
44:02Oh, well, the moon's been sighted, so.
44:05Ede Mubarak.
44:07Yeah.
44:09I know you weirdo.
44:13Ede Mubarak, bitch.
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