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00:02Whoever said that a week's work makes a man was obviously some rich prick.
00:06A week's work makes me a depressed man.
00:08He stinks of fish guts.
00:09Five, ten.
00:12Two laurels.
00:13Twelve fifty.
00:14Ten.
00:15Fifteen.
00:16Sixteen.
00:17Sixteen fifty.
00:18I'm done.
00:19Boy, we've been working all week, like.
00:21Stop giving away so much fish for free.
00:24No, boy. Then we'd just be as bad as the rich pricks.
00:26Yeah, that Bezos prick.
00:30I was running a drink.
00:31Yeah, please, thanks.
00:32No worries.
00:34Man!
00:36Man, we're toast. Do you need a drink?
00:39Any juice?
00:42Maraid!
00:45Maraid!
00:47Maraid!
00:47Man!
00:48What's she doing, boy?
00:50It's the middle of the day and we want something.
00:52She's hardly dead, is she?
00:53No, she was dead. She'd be haunting us. Why no?
00:56Man!
00:58What the fuck?
00:59What's my name?
01:02What's that?
01:03What?
01:04What are you saying?
01:05Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07What?
01:09What?
01:10What?
01:11Who?
01:12Oh, what?
01:13What?
01:14That stuff!
01:14What? That is disgusting!
01:17Oh, Jesus Christ!
01:18You guys are coming! You guys are coming!
01:21What?
01:22What?
01:23What are you doing, boy?
01:23You are coming, boy!
01:25What you doing?
01:26What are you doing?
01:28What are you doing, boy?
01:29What?
01:29It seems like everyone was added apart from us.
01:32What?
01:34Oh!
01:36Why, how many times have you had the ride?
01:38Since we got out of prison?
01:40I don't know, do handjobs count?
01:42Depends on who gave them to you, like.
01:43I don't know.
01:44They were with my left hand though, some of them.
01:46Still doesn't count, boy.
01:47Yeah, I know.
01:48Then zero for sure.
01:49I'm zero too.
01:50Have you ever tried sitting on your hand and doing it?
01:52Oh, come on, come.
01:52We can't live like this, boy.
01:53Listen to yourself, all right?
01:55We are two of the biggest catches I know, boy.
01:57Women...
01:58Women should be throwing themselves at us, boy.
01:59I know.
02:00Can't we have to?
02:00No, we have to.
02:01We have to go out in the pool, boy.
02:02All the apps are just full of cash.
02:03No, we don't need apps, boy.
02:04We're going to old school, okay?
02:06We're going to old school, all right?
02:07All right.
02:07Pubs, clubs, chippers and schools.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Our schools?
02:12Yeah, mams only.
02:14Mams only.
02:14All right, but we can't just sit around and rot, okay?
02:17No.
02:17We're better than that, boy.
02:18I mean, we're lads.
02:19We're lads of cork.
02:21We don't just sit around and wait to get our holes away.
02:24We stand up and we say enough is enough.
02:26Enough is enough.
02:27Now you look at me, boy.
02:29We are going out into that town and we are not coming back until we have SDI.
02:38You get changed?
02:40Yeah, we should.
02:41I should probably get changed.
02:42How you see the smell of fish?
02:43Yeah, we got changed, boy.
02:44All right.
03:01All right.
03:03All right.
03:08All right.
03:08All right.
03:11Hold up.
03:13Hold up.
03:14Hold up.
03:16Hold up.
03:17Yeah.
03:20Yeah.
03:22Let me hit you with something.
03:24Something slow, something lovely.
03:26She likes the country, oh, she likes the country
03:30She don't like that fair shit that sucks
03:38Right, boy. It's all about the four C's, yeah?
03:42Confidence, compliments, and crack.
03:44Now, what's the fourth one?
03:46Yeah, I know, I know, it's way.
03:47Obviously, the number one priority is that we get our hold.
03:50Yeah, well, like, you don't want to come on too strong, either.
03:52No, no, no, definitely don't come on too strong.
03:53But if we're smart, yeah, we can make a bit of kind, too.
03:57Boy, I don't know if I get paid for troubling up giving it away for free, like.
04:00Hi, what did I just say? Confidence, boy.
04:03Right, it's the summer, town's full of beers.
04:04All right, all we have to do is find two...
04:07Two rich...
04:08Oh, the fuck up, Cian!
04:10Find somewhere else to practice.
04:12Two rich, out-of-town beers, show them a good time,
04:15and then at the end, you know, we steal a few things.
04:17So two lucky ladies will get their hold away
04:19with two of the best-looking lads in Cork.
04:20Nice, Conor and Jack.
04:21Then, in exchange, we take some jewellery that they don't even care about.
04:26What?
04:26So at the end, we ask them if they care about their jewellery?
04:29No, boy, no, right?
04:30Con, Con, we're on the bread line, all right?
04:32Yeah.
04:33Yeah, sure.
04:33It's annoying for them if they lose a sparkly piece of jewellery.
04:36But that sparkly piece of jewellery, boy,
04:38could rescue us from a lifetime of grief and poverty.
04:41All right, so we're stealing from them.
04:43Yeah.
04:43But in a good way.
04:44Exactly.
04:45All right.
04:45And anyway, they probably have, like, insurance, so everybody wins.
04:49Insurance?
04:50Yeah, like insurance, insurance.
04:53So when you pay someone money,
04:54and then if anything happens to your stuff or your money,
04:57then that person has to pay you back.
04:58You're telling me some people are so rich
04:59that they pay someone else money just in case they lose their money
05:02just so they can get their original money back?
05:04Yeah, exactly.
05:05Sorry, boy.
05:06I'm gullible, but I'm not thick.
05:07No, boy, that is what it is.
05:08You're pulling women can be complicated,
05:11but not if you use jocks easy to follow steps.
05:13He calls them the four Cs.
05:16Firstly, you compliment them.
05:18Secondly, you make them laugh.
05:19He calls that the crack.
05:23Third, you conquer them with confidence,
05:26ideally by demonstrating your brute masculinity.
05:29And if all else fails, which, of course, it rarely does,
05:32it's time for the mysterious fourth C.
05:36Linda once told me I looked mysterious when we first met.
05:38But the truth is,
05:40that look was me being so nervous I was trying not to get sick.
05:43My strategy is slightly different to jocks,
05:45but just as effective.
05:47What are you doing, boy?
05:48I'm not homeless.
05:50I find that just simply listening to what women have to say
05:53gets them in bed every time.
05:55What's even the point in having a boyfriend
05:57if he's not even going to talk to you?
05:58Sounds like he's just not very good at expressing his emotions.
06:02Just not my bed.
06:03Who have you got to communicate?
06:06I do love her.
06:08You think it might be good for her to know that?
06:20Good stuff.
06:21Have a good one, Ari.
06:22You know, boy, I think if those two work on their communication,
06:25they should be all right.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Why am I getting worried about you?
06:28I'm already after shifting three beers,
06:30and look, I've stolen five light doors.
06:32You know, boy, I've lost my spare.
06:34What?
06:34No, boy, you just have to get the first one out of the way, okay?
06:36It's like getting washed off to, like, a...
06:39Wait, wait, wait.
06:40Wait!
06:40Wait!
06:41Wait!
06:42Put your fat head off here, you prick!
06:45Are you all right, guys?
06:47Are you okay?
06:47No, we're not okay.
06:48We've just been mulled.
06:49No, no, you haven't.
06:50I stopped it.
06:50Look, I have everything.
06:51Yes.
06:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:52You all right?
06:54You mean the boys?
06:55Well, you mean the boys?
06:55Is he speaking Gaelic?
06:56Do you know what?
06:57He's actually just worried that fine women such as yourselves
06:59are getting taken advantage of like that.
07:01I'm sorry about that.
07:02Yeah, terrible.
07:02Two of y'all is having a gas through the city.
07:04You got to see these alleyways, like, some savoury types.
07:07Who, is that Gaelic?
07:08Yeah, that is Gaelic, yeah.
07:10So you wish, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:11Well, let us get you some drinks to repay you.
07:14Oh, drinks?
07:16Yeah, absolutely.
07:17That's unbelievable.
07:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:19But our show on us.
07:20Oh, are you sure?
07:21Yes, of course.
07:22You're not sure because if two women want to buy us a drink,
07:25that's it, they're bonnie, they're tight.
07:26Yeah, sure, yeah.
07:27But no, no, no, we do insist.
07:28We do insist.
07:28I'm sorry about that.
07:29We'd love to.
07:29Well, we're not going to turn down a free drink.
07:32Yeah, why would you?
07:33Because you're not a fucking idiot.
07:36I'm Charlotte, by the way.
07:38She's an influencer.
07:39Has over 100,000 followers.
07:41Charlotte, nice to meet you.
07:42My name's Jack.
07:43Emma.
07:44Emma, lovely to meet you.
07:46Beautiful Emma.
07:47Whoa.
07:48Oh, yeah.
07:49Connor, my sweetie.
07:50Oh, sorry.
07:51You smell really like fruit.
07:54Ah.
07:54Yeah.
07:56After you, girls.
07:59What the fuck are you doing?
08:00What?
08:01What are you doing, boy?
08:02We can't afford these drinks.
08:03Yeah, obviously not, boy.
08:04We're going to have to steal them.
08:05But look, we can't have them thinking more grifters, guys.
08:07All right?
08:07Yeah, all right.
08:07Oh, yeah.
08:08They're hot, rich and clueless, boy.
08:10It's perfect.
08:10Yeah.
08:11Really?
08:12Yeah, boy.
08:13We're going to get our hole and make a mint.
08:14You watch?
08:15You pervert.
08:16We don't want to watch.
08:18You didn't mean that, you fool.
08:20I'm not watching you riding something.
08:24I'm not watching you.
08:24We're going to get a drink.
08:25Guys, you head upstairs there and we'll get you a drink, all right?
08:28Perfect.
08:29All right, bye.
08:30See you in a sec.
08:31We're going to this.
08:33The Jack Market.
08:34Holy shit, boy.
08:37We're going to rob her.
08:38Plain.
08:39What?
08:40No, boy.
08:41I'm showing you how rich they are.
08:43All right.
08:44Shit.
08:48Me and Jack were Cork's most eligible bachelors, but love is not cheap, and the most expensive
08:54part is dating, and the most expensive part of that is drinking.
08:58Women love cocktails, especially the classy ones, and everyone knows cocktails are just
09:02a load of booze mixed together and given a fancy name.
09:05Sweet ladies.
09:07Hi.
09:07Here we are.
09:08This is on our capsule mint, shall we?
09:10Here we are.
09:11Yeah.
09:12We'd assumed you'd done a run-up.
09:14Oh, you're stuck with us now.
09:15Oh, we'll see about that.
09:17Yeah, cheers to muggers, yeah?
09:19Cheers, muggers.
09:20Cheers.
09:25Daddy's savage.
09:26Unbelievable.
09:28Is that lipstick?
09:29Yes, it's a parody presentation.
09:31Yeah, it's called a kiss from Cork.
09:34That's so cute.
09:35Oh, a kiss from Cork.
09:37Hopefully not the last.
09:39Oh, honey, yeah.
09:41How are you going here?
09:42Oh, my God, is this a crack?
09:43Are we having a crack?
09:44That's in your garden.
09:46Welcome to the crack.
09:48Come on.
09:51Mmm.
09:52Ah.
09:55Oh, it sounds sort of beefy, but in an amazing way.
09:59Yeah.
10:00Yeah, I just think there's Worcestershire sauce in there.
10:02Yeah.
10:02Would you boys be up for grabbing an early dinner after this?
10:05Oh, absolutely, yeah.
10:06All right.
10:07Yeah, all right, yeah, yeah.
10:08Cheers.
10:10Cheers, yeah.
10:12Yeah.
10:13Do you need to do it.
10:15Spoil your appetite.
10:17Yeah.
10:19Yeah.
10:20Yeah.
10:20Yeah, good chair.
10:21All right, here we go.
10:22Here we go.
10:22Thanks, guys.
10:23Thanks, mate.
10:25Oh, no, no, no.
10:26Oh, no, no, no, no.
10:26Hey, what are you doing with that team, mate?
10:28He's just burning the shit out of him.
10:30Why is this place so posh they just burn the food for the crack, do they?
10:34Where'd you think you're...
10:35Now! Pudding!
10:37No, we have to send that back.
10:38The fellas are after the burnin' the top off the thing.
10:40You're alive!
10:41What you can't do...
10:43No, it's meant to be like that.
10:46Or...
10:47Is this fire custard?
10:48Yes, no, we didn't.
10:50Usually we get it real.
10:52Usually real for us, yeah.
10:53No, right, yeah.
10:56Are we interested?
10:57It's a treatise now, thanks a million.
11:05Oh my God!
11:08Man, that's...
11:10Oh my God, it's so hard and soft at the same time.
11:12Right.
11:13Oh, that's amazing, buddy.
11:16Oh!
11:20Oh!
11:21Oh, boy!
11:22Fucking A!
11:25So...
11:25Do you boys wanna get the bill and then come back to us?
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, please.
11:32That sounds...
11:33Eh?
11:34We can...
11:35We can do that and then we'll do that to them and we'll meet you outside.
11:39Thank you!
11:41Oh, wow, wow, look.
11:42Ah!
11:43Hey, thank you.
11:44I hope that tasted okay.
11:46It was grand.
11:48Grand.
11:49I love it.
11:50You're all yours now, huh?
11:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:52We'll see you outside.
11:53Guys!
11:54One, two.
11:55What?
11:56What are we gonna do?
11:57We can't afford all this.
11:58I don't know.
11:58We got you the plane.
11:59What?
12:00I was following you.
12:01You just said, we'll get this.
12:05Holy shit.
12:06I'm sorry, boy, alright?
12:07No, Jack Block.
12:08You don't, Jack Block.
12:15Ah!
12:16Thanks.
12:18Hey, man!
12:18Hey, man!
12:19Hey, man!
12:19Hey, man!
12:19Hey, man!
12:22Come back!
12:23Hey, man!
12:23Hey, man!
12:24Hey, man!
12:28Why come back?
12:29I thought we were gonna just lock the money and pay it for me!
12:31I thought it was obvious we were taking the cash and making some money, right?
12:34Wait!
12:36Wait!
12:37Wait here.
12:37Wait here to get your back.
12:39Here.
12:39Goodbye.
12:41I'm not gonna lie to Harry.
12:43We're not actually rich.
12:44Yeah, no shit.
12:45We were trying to show you a good time, so we were making the most of it.
12:47We ran out on the bill.
12:49And whose cash is that?
12:52I just borrowed it off some fella who doesn't know it, yeah?
12:55So you stole it?
12:56Yeah, we stole it!
12:57We did steal it!
12:58I'm not going to prison for some petty thief.
13:00Don't let a little bit of stealing get in the way of a good time.
13:03This is so bloody authentic.
13:06Fine.
13:06But if you steal anything from us, I'll have you both arrested.
13:10Deal.
13:10Deal.
13:11Deal.
13:11Deal.
13:13Can we get out of this pissy alleyway?
13:15We can all go back to our hotel.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Yeah.
13:18You're everything.
13:19Yeah.
13:19Yeah.
13:20All right.
13:21All right.
13:21Come out, come out.
13:22All right.
13:33All right.
13:35Holy shit, boy.
13:37We did not park at a palace.
13:38Are you seeing this coming out?
13:42Oh, my God.
13:43Are we lost, gentlemen?
13:44It's okay. They're Irish. And they're with us.
13:48Yeah, we're Irish. And we're with them.
13:59Yo, the bed's so massive. My feet don't even come off the end.
14:03Are you boys still sleeping in bunk beds then?
14:05No. What?
14:07Do you think Con is all right? He's been in there for a while.
14:10Should I go check on him?
14:11You relax. I'll check on him, all right?
14:16Hi. Hi.
14:16Hi. You please don't shit me, aren't we?
14:19Well, we'll never get a whole new sink up the place, right?
14:21I said, boy, you know I only take a shit twice a week.
14:24I'm loading up.
14:26All right, take him, boy. Get your money, get your money, get your money.
14:29I'm on my shampoo.
14:30Body wash, boy. I'm vanishing.
14:32I'm having lost the conditioner.
14:34All right, I'll show you the other one now.
14:36Toothbrush.
14:37Soap.
14:38Boys, I miss you tonight here.
14:40Yeah.
14:41What?
14:43What?
14:44What?
14:44Wee wee.
14:46Yeah.
14:46We're coming.
14:47Yeah.
14:49Chinese fuck.
14:50Chinese fuck.
14:50Do you want a Chinese?
14:51No.
14:54Oh.
14:56Oh, Con.
14:58Yeah.
14:59Con, you gotta do this, boy.
15:01I never felt like anything like this in my life.
15:03No, yeah, boy.
15:05I don't like getting my bits out.
15:09Boy, just cover yourself in the towel.
15:11I'm not doing it, all right, Jack?
15:12Oh.
15:15She's just wiling about a girl make that nice.
15:18Fuck.
15:18I didn't even know that he could.
15:20Is she okay?
15:22If you like, I can give you a nice pedicure.
15:24What'd you say?
15:26Pedicure.
15:26All right, I'm not into kids, okay, you sicko.
15:28Excuse me.
15:29You are.
15:30What'd he say?
15:31He's not a sicko.
15:32Connor, a pedicure is getting your toenails trimmed.
15:36What?
15:37Rich people get other people to clip their toenails.
15:40Yeah.
15:45Sorry about earlier.
15:47It's okay.
15:49Out of interest, have you ever given a pedicure to a pedophile?
15:56There's something in my water.
15:58Oh, that's cucumber.
16:00Oh.
16:01I don't think we have that in Ireland.
16:04Geez, boy, I could get used to being rich.
16:06I think I'm going to go take a dip in the jacuzzi.
16:10Are you coming?
16:12I'm going to do that, Jack.
16:22Oh, boy, that's more of it.
16:23That's nice, isn't it?
16:24Now, will they get a party on?
16:25I've got to get my party.
16:26Oh, no.
16:26Wait.
16:28No, I shouldn't have to do a pedigure.
16:29You're right.
16:30Oh, it's okay.
16:32Come on.
16:32I'm just going to stay here and look at the lovely view of Cock City, eh?
16:35Jack, bye.
16:37Don't worry.
16:38If you can't swim, it doesn't matter.
16:40It's not that deep.
16:41I can't swim.
16:42We can all swim.
16:43We can all swim.
16:43Come and just get in and stop being weird.
16:44I need some warm, mate, look.
16:46Yeah.
16:47I need some warm.
16:48All right.
16:48Come on, honey.
16:53I don't want any of that.
16:55All you miss, boy.
16:56All that.
16:57All right.
16:58Just get in the big cup.
17:01What the fuck are you wearing, mate?
17:03What the fuck are you wearing?
17:05What the fuck are you wearing?
17:06What are you wearing?
17:07What are those things, boy?
17:08Just tell me my hands.
17:09Oh, my Lord, boy.
17:10What are you wearing?
17:11I don't need to go.
17:12What were they supposed to, all right?
17:13You didn't have any clean ones.
17:14I didn't know you'd be seeing them today.
17:15I want you to have laughs.
17:16Come on, boy.
17:17Come on, sorry.
17:17What are you wearing?
17:17I think they're sweet.
17:20Really?
17:21Yeah.
17:21Get in.
17:23Hurry.
17:24Is it too hot?
17:25Is it hot?
17:25No, it's nice and warm.
17:26You got this, boy.
17:28Very good.
17:28All right.
17:30Oh, yeah.
17:31It's just time.
17:32It is actually quite hot.
17:34Oh, full view right there.
17:36All right.
17:39Oh, it's okay.
17:40It's okay.
17:41It's okay.
17:42Come on.
17:43Come on.
17:44Hey.
17:44Hey.
17:46Okay, maybe you should.
17:47It is.
17:48Hi, Jack.
17:49Hi, boy.
17:50It is.
17:51Hi, hi, hi.
17:52Yeah.
17:53Sounds good.
17:54All right.
17:56Going in for a kiss is a bit like stealing a bike.
17:59It's exciting.
18:01Risky.
18:02Yeah.
18:03But at a certain point, you just got to do it.
18:08Oh, God.
18:10You're so indigenous.
18:11Then you got to do it again.
18:14Oh, my God.
18:16Oh, my God.
18:20Never have I ever been to prison.
18:27Really?
18:31Yeah, it wasn't for anything bad.
18:33Like, it was just a bit of a misunderstanding.
18:35You're not a young offender anymore.
18:37You're an adult and an international drug smuggler.
18:40You're sentenced to six years in prison.
18:42It basically wasn't even our fault.
18:44Like, yeah.
18:48Oh, gosh.
18:49Excuse me.
18:49It's daddy.
18:51Oh, daddy.
18:52I know.
18:54Stop shouting.
18:56Oh.
18:57Yeah.
18:58Well, I wish that you weren't my father either.
19:01Oh, he does, dad.
19:03Oh.
19:05Should we leave?
19:06I'll go, Jeff.
19:07No, no, no.
19:07I'll leave it to me.
19:09I'll just enjoy yourself, all right?
19:11All right.
19:14Oh, shit.
19:21You all right?
19:23No.
19:24What happened?
19:27Being made by a fucking arsehole happened.
19:29My dad was a prick, too.
19:31What about your mum?
19:32She's actually dead.
19:35I'm sorry.
19:36What are you sorry for?
19:37You didn't kill her, did you?
19:39I mean, it'd be fairly awkward if you did, like...
19:43Did you?
19:44No.
19:44Okay.
19:51Sorry.
19:55Should we maybe check on them?
19:58I'll leave it to them.
20:00Right.
20:00Well, unless that's not the custom here.
20:04Oh, yeah.
20:05Yeah.
20:06I'm not really sure what the custom is here, to be honest.
20:09I need a lot of oysters there.
20:12You're not that bad, you know.
20:15Despite all the stealing.
20:18I'm not really in the mood anymore.
20:22Sorry.
20:24Don't worry about me neither, to be honest.
20:27I, uh...
20:29I'm fairly wrecked after the massage.
20:31Is it...
20:32Is it supposed to do that to you?
20:35I'd still like you to spend the night.
20:38What are you?
20:40Can I borrow your toothbrush, though?
20:43I don't think we should have sex anymore.
20:44I don't think we should have sex anymore.
20:47Oh...
20:48Didn't even cross my mind.
20:50You can still tell Chuck we did it if you like.
20:54Thanks.
20:56You want a spoon?
21:00Can I be a teaspoon?
21:03Can I be a teaspoon?
21:05It's alright.
21:05I'm not a teaspoon.
21:06No.
21:06Go ahead.
21:08Go ahead.
21:09Go ahead.
21:10Psst.
21:13Go ahead.
21:14Go ahead.
21:15No.
21:17I don't want to steal anything.
21:19No, no.
21:20I don't want to steal anything.
21:20No, I don't want to go ahead.
21:21I don't think we should.
21:23I never want to do it.
21:24Okay.
21:25Okay, guys.
21:28Josh.
21:29Do you want me to put back the shambos?
21:33Oh, we'll take them, we'll take them.
21:50Charlie?
21:53Charlie?
21:58What's Charlie, buddy?
21:59Huh?
22:00Where's Charlie?
22:01I don't know, boy.
22:02Where's Emma?
22:03I don't know, boy.
22:04It's not me.
22:07Hey, man!
22:09Charlie!
22:09Hey, man!
22:11What you do with your chain, buddy?
22:12Sure.
22:14Chain.
22:15What you do with your chain?
22:17Huh?
22:19What's your mean?
22:19Huh?
22:22Where's your watch?
22:24Boy.
22:25Charlie!
22:26Hey, man!
22:27Hey, boy.
22:27Where'd you put the cash?
22:28I didn't touch the cash.
22:29Where'd the cash?
22:30Why'd you put the cash in?
22:31You didn't touch the cash!
22:32Where's my phone, kind?
22:34Matt!
22:34Where's my phone?
22:36He's on the table there.
22:37Where's my phone?
22:38He's on the table!
22:39Why'd you open your ears?
22:42Charlie!
22:43Hey, man!
22:44Hey, man!
22:44Hey, man!
22:45What's happening, boy?
22:46They've got it.
22:47Come on!
22:49Come on!
22:50Come on!
22:50Huh?
22:53Matt!
22:54Who's that?
22:54Who's that?
22:56Charlotte!
22:58Truly top boys here.
23:00Isn't that right, Emma?
23:01I can't believe you dopes fell for it.
23:04We're only different from school.
23:04That's Emma!
23:05That's them, boy.
23:06We're better looking.
23:07Sorry we ditched you, but you were sitting asleep.
23:10They're from court!
23:11Sorry we lied.
23:13And about stealing from you.
23:16What?
23:16That's our way, boy!
23:18Traitors, boy.
23:19Little rat bites.
23:20We didn't lie about everything.
23:22My dad is an arsehole.
23:23And I did want to pop my Irish hair in.
23:26Deceived by our own?
23:27Love you, lads.
23:28Thanks for covering all the time.
23:30Love you, lads.
23:31Emma spoon me and everything, if that is your real name!
23:34Boy, we'd never have done that to them.
23:35Never.
23:35There's some things we would do, but we would never have done that.
23:38Not in a million years, boy.
23:39Joking, man.
23:40But what are they on about as well?
23:41Thanks for covering the hotel.
23:43Yeah, we didn't cover the room.
23:44I'm covering you.
23:45What does that even mean?
23:46Wait, they left us.
23:47No, what?
23:49How much?
23:512,000 euro.
23:53They didn't buy the hotel room.
23:54I'm sorry, Madden, but it was the penthouse.
23:56The penthouse?
23:57It wasn't our fault, ma'am.
23:59It was Charlotte and Emma.
24:00Yeah.
24:00Who the hell is Charlotte and Emma?
24:02There were a couple of girls that we thought were rich and going to give us a ride.
24:06Two grand for the ride.
24:07It's not a hope I'm paying this.
24:08I'm sorry, Madden, but they did spend the night.
24:11Are their names on the reservation?
24:13No.
24:13Yeah, no.
24:14We're out of here.
24:15Let's go.
24:17Tell me you actually did get the ride.
24:18I know.
24:20Oh, idiots.
24:21It's not our fault we were around.
24:23We got catfished by a couple of girls.
24:25It's alright, we got insurance.
24:26What the hell do you think insurance actually is?
24:29What have we got you, shampoo?
24:31I finally got my head around the whole insurance thing.
24:35As it turns out, they don't cover catfishing.
24:38But we did get SDIs from the hot tub.
24:40But not one of the bad ones.
24:42Just an itchy knob.
24:43We got us up.
24:44We got you.
24:45Just a little dirty.
24:46We got us.
24:46We got us.
24:46We got us.
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