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Last ExMas l Shaeane Jimenez l Elena Milo l Larry Smith [Full Movie] [Recommended]Full EP - Full
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00:00:39It's a good idea because it's just, I feel like there's not enough for me here.
00:00:46Because I feel like, you know, I'm really going to get to a place that's quite fun.
00:00:50Yeah.
00:00:53You're going to be so famous.
00:00:54Everyone's going to love you.
00:00:55I know.
00:00:55You're like the star of our year.
00:01:00No, you're going to be, yeah, I believe in you.
00:01:02Yeah, I think it's going to be great.
00:01:04Yeah.
00:01:14This is trying to get you to think, you know?
00:01:16I am.
00:01:17I'm lucky, you know, but like, yeah, of course, right?
00:01:21But, so, what?
00:01:23I'm only kidding.
00:01:24I don't know.
00:01:24Just one second.
00:01:25Oh, okay.
00:01:51I miss you so much.
00:01:52It's almost midnight.
00:01:53I thought you'd be here hours ago.
00:01:55I know, I'm sore.
00:01:57I'm still working on my college applications.
00:02:01I should call those essay questions.
00:02:02Where's Waldo?
00:02:03Really?
00:02:04What?
00:02:04I thought we were only applying to colleges at West.
00:02:06Yeah, I am.
00:02:07It's New Year's Eve.
00:02:08Jules, I wanted to spend the whole night together.
00:02:11Oh, yeah?
00:02:12And do what?
00:02:14I don't know.
00:02:23I got to pee.
00:02:24It's a semi-emergency.
00:02:26The bathroom's down the hall.
00:02:29Wait.
00:02:30Maggie?
00:02:31Is that you?
00:02:33Who are you in there with?
00:02:35Quick, hide.
00:02:37You've got to be kidding me.
00:02:38Jules, please.
00:02:38If you're in there, like, naked, give me a code word.
00:02:44Say it naked.
00:02:45Naked.
00:02:46I'm naked.
00:02:48Nuh-uh.
00:02:48Who are you naked with?
00:02:53Just one of the cheerleaders?
00:02:56Who?
00:02:57Is it Stacy?
00:02:58It's been two years.
00:03:00You promised you were going to tell everyone.
00:03:02Danny.
00:03:02I'm sorry.
00:03:03Is it Karen?
00:03:05It's Karen, isn't it?
00:03:08Get it, Karen!
00:03:10Why am I here?
00:03:13Oh, right.
00:03:14Pee.
00:03:17Jules, I'm sorry.
00:03:19I'm up for prom queen this year, and if people knew about-
00:03:21Everyone knows you're gay.
00:03:23But, yeah, sure, I get it.
00:03:25I guess I'm not prom king material.
00:03:28Well, I...
00:03:32Jules...
00:03:32Jules, wait.
00:03:37I also applied to the Culinary Institute tonight.
00:03:40In New York.
00:03:41That's why I was late.
00:03:43And if I get in, that's where I'm going to go.
00:03:46What?
00:03:47What happened to L.A.?
00:03:49We had it all planned out.
00:03:51This is a better school.
00:03:59The bathroom's upstairs.
00:04:07Kate, Jules.
00:04:09Wait!
00:04:10Jules.
00:04:11I should have never have come to this stupid party.
00:04:14I knew you were lying.
00:04:16You were never going to tell anyone.
00:04:17Please, you barely even came to this party.
00:04:19Okay, you always do this.
00:04:21All you care about is you.
00:04:22Between your extra homework and the diner,
00:04:25and now, apparently, New York,
00:04:26I never make your list.
00:04:28Why did you even want me here earlier?
00:04:29Just so you could hide me in some room?
00:04:32God, you care so much about what other people think of you.
00:04:35It's pathetic.
00:04:36Yeah, well, you care so little,
00:04:38and that's why you look like that.
00:04:41Okay, people are going to remember me.
00:04:44No one even notices you.
00:04:47I don't want to do this anymore.
00:04:48Can we just talk about this tomorrow?
00:04:52No.
00:04:54We're done, Maggie.
00:04:56I don't want to be with you anymore.
00:05:01Bye.
00:05:03Have fun being alone.
00:05:07Fine, asshole.
00:05:10Happy fucking New Year!
00:05:13Happy New Year!
00:05:22This town was always too small for Maggie.
00:05:24I hear she has auditions lined up in L.A. and an agent.
00:05:28Plus being prom queen.
00:05:29I mean, talk about a fast track to total success.
00:05:33Who was that girl arguing with her at the party?
00:05:38What was her name again?
00:05:41Julianne is just thriving in New York.
00:05:43She's already been offered jobs at three of the top restaurants in the city.
00:05:48I'm creating this shrine for her.
00:05:50Every word ever written about her is going up here.
00:05:53I can't wait for her to see it.
00:05:56She's going to absolutely hate it.
00:05:58L.A. this, L.A. that.
00:06:00It's all so exciting.
00:06:01And, you know, they don't call it Tinseltown anymore.
00:06:04Maggie won't stop reminding me about that.
00:06:07She's going to be a star, you know.
00:06:09The biggest.
00:06:11On the walk of fame.
00:06:14Oh, there it is.
00:06:15That's our commercial.
00:06:16Maggie's on TV.
00:06:17Back now and get 0% financing for up to 24 months.
00:06:20Give her an Oscar already.
00:06:22Would you look at that.
00:06:24Our small town hero.
00:06:26New York City's most eligible bachelorette.
00:06:29But you can't keep a girl when all she wants to do is work, work, work.
00:06:34I hear chili peppers really spice up the bedroom.
00:06:40But Bernie needs more spice.
00:06:41Are you serious?
00:06:42Maggie's coming home for the holidays?
00:06:44It's been like what?
00:06:45Ten years?
00:06:46I think so.
00:06:48I don't know.
00:06:48I go by the number of exes she's had until like seven X-mases ago.
00:06:52Hey, this is going to be some Christmas.
00:06:55Why?
00:06:56Well, Jewel's told me not to tell anyone.
00:06:59So don't tell anyone.
00:07:00I'm going to tell someone.
00:07:02But she's also coming home this year.
00:07:03Her restaurant's being renal, so she's finally got a bit of time off.
00:07:07This is big.
00:07:0850 bucks, they get back together.
00:07:10Wait, what do you mean get back together?
00:07:11What?
00:07:12I don't see anything.
00:07:13I'm just messing with you.
00:07:15You think anyone can keep a secret in this town?
00:07:17I'll take that bet.
00:07:39Well, here we are.
00:07:43Well, um, not much has changed.
00:07:48We painted the garage three years ago.
00:07:53The same color?
00:07:55Yes.
00:07:58Oh, we're happy to have you home.
00:08:00Thanks, Dad.
00:08:07Maggie.
00:08:08Maggie.
00:08:09Maggie.
00:08:09Yeah?
00:08:09Did you see?
00:08:10Your front page with the paper.
00:08:12Oh, my God, Mom, I told you not to tell anyone.
00:08:14Well, I'm sorry.
00:08:15I was so excited to see my daughter.
00:08:18And you know this town.
00:08:20Everyone knows everybody's business, so it wouldn't even matter if I said anything.
00:08:24And that's exactly why I don't come home over here.
00:08:27You know, it's unfortunate that your girlfriend wasn't able to make it with you.
00:08:30Yeah, well, she had other plans.
00:08:32What was her name again?
00:08:34It was something eclectic.
00:08:36Um, who?
00:08:36No, no, no, I think it was like a flower or something.
00:08:39Dandy?
00:08:40Dirt.
00:08:41Comet.
00:08:42I think you're all talking about Fern, and she was two exes ago.
00:08:45Oh.
00:08:46Who's the new victim?
00:08:48Vivian.
00:08:49Did Vivian hit the eject button?
00:08:52No, it was, um, mutual.
00:08:55Maggie got dumped again.
00:08:57Oh, my God.
00:08:58Dad.
00:09:00What's that, like, eight times now?
00:09:02Ouch.
00:09:03I am so glad I came home this year.
00:09:05Well, at least you have the ceremony to look forward to.
00:09:08What ceremony?
00:09:12Mom?
00:09:12What?
00:09:13It's nothing.
00:09:14It's a small little thing.
00:09:16Don't worry about it.
00:09:16You're getting a key to the city.
00:09:18What?
00:09:18For what?
00:09:19You know, I asked myself the same question, Mags.
00:09:21A car commercial was a huge hit here.
00:09:24Yes.
00:09:25Am I doing all right?
00:09:26Am I waving too fast?
00:09:28Frankie.
00:09:28I didn't take acting lessons.
00:09:29Mom, when you told me about that a month ago, I thought you were joking.
00:09:32I don't want this kind of attention.
00:09:34You're an actress.
00:09:34I thought all you want is attention.
00:09:36I don't know what you're so upset about.
00:09:38This is such an honor.
00:09:40They don't just give anyone the key to the city.
00:09:43No, actually, they gave it to Joe last month, so they kind of will just give it to anybody.
00:09:47Joe the crossing guard has been a staple to this community for over 30 years.
00:09:51Five kids were hit under his watch.
00:09:52Three were not his fault.
00:09:54Okay, you know what?
00:09:55Three.
00:09:55Tell the mayor, thank you.
00:09:57I appreciate the thought, but no.
00:10:00Well, it's too late.
00:10:01The ceremony is this afternoon.
00:10:02Besides, you're not the only one getting a key, so not all of the attention will be on you.
00:10:09Wait, sorry.
00:10:09They're sharing my key ceremony with somebody else?
00:10:11Now you care?
00:10:13No.
00:10:14No.
00:10:14But who?
00:10:15Sandra from the salon?
00:10:17No, actually, she got it last February.
00:10:20It's even better.
00:10:21Actually, it's...
00:10:21It's no one.
00:10:23I was mistaken.
00:10:24That's next month.
00:10:26It's just you.
00:10:27Only you.
00:10:29Just eat your food.
00:10:30We don't need to talk through breakfast.
00:10:36Frankie.
00:10:43I'm home.
00:10:45You're late.
00:10:46I'm late.
00:10:47We're late.
00:10:48No, I'm sorry.
00:10:49Last minute crisis at work, and I missed the earlier train.
00:10:52I should have been at the diner an hour ago.
00:10:54Will you drop by after to help me out?
00:10:56I'm at your service.
00:10:58I'm so sorry that I can't be at your ceremony today.
00:11:01Oh my God.
00:11:02Your ceremony.
00:11:03You're late.
00:11:05If you leave five minutes ago, you just might make it.
00:11:08Five minutes ago?
00:11:09Oh, very funny.
00:11:11Um, you said it doesn't start until one.
00:11:14Also, you haven't seen me in a while.
00:11:17Mom.
00:11:19Mom.
00:11:20I missed you.
00:11:21I'm sorry.
00:11:23I missed you so much.
00:11:26Have you lost weight?
00:11:28You've lost weight.
00:11:29I haven't.
00:11:31Oh.
00:11:32Have you gained weight?
00:11:33No.
00:11:34I don't recognize you anymore.
00:11:36That's how little I see you.
00:11:38We're late.
00:11:39Okay, well, I don't think you need this.
00:11:49And that was Miss O'Flynn's third grade class performing arpeggio in C minor.
00:11:54Now the reason why we are here.
00:11:57Maggie Pierce is finally home after ten years.
00:12:02We thought she was dead.
00:12:04You might recognize her from what the Star Chronicle calls the commercial of the decade.
00:12:10Oh, God, no.
00:12:11Our second honoree is best-selling author and our small-town hero.
00:12:17Please let me welcome our Key to the City recipients, Julian Alba and Maggie Pierce.
00:12:28And Maggie Pierce.
00:12:31Miss Pierce?
00:12:35There she is.
00:12:59Congratulations.
00:13:07Wow, if there isn't anyone less deserving of this award than Maggie Pearce.
00:13:12Is this the only way to get you back here?
00:13:14First prom queen and then this?
00:13:16Wow, what accolades.
00:13:18Julian Alba?
00:13:20I'm surprised you even showed up.
00:13:22Well, unlike you, I actually deserve this award.
00:13:24I'm the youngest head chef in the Lower East Side.
00:13:27I guess it doesn't mean the best, so you could also be the worst chef in all of New York
00:13:32City.
00:13:32We're on our way to a Michelin star.
00:13:34Sorry, what was that?
00:13:35I couldn't hear all your lame bragging over the giant piece of food stuck in your teeth.
00:13:40What?
00:13:42They need to fire that photographer.
00:13:45Attractive.
00:13:46Might as well add it to your obnoxious shrine of me.
00:13:50Hmm, I think we can find some room.
00:13:54Maggie Pearce.
00:13:55Last time I saw her, she was climbing out the second story window of our house in the middle of
00:14:00the night.
00:14:01You couldn't let her out the front door, you know.
00:14:03Hey, she wanted to climb out the window so nobody saw her.
00:14:06She would show up at our house almost every day pretending she was returning a book or a shirt she
00:14:11borrowed.
00:14:12You basically had a stalker.
00:14:14What?
00:14:15I don't remember that.
00:14:16Well, you were very strict about your study time and not being disturbed.
00:14:23I basically had to shoo that poor girl away.
00:14:27So, need me to close up here tonight?
00:14:31No.
00:14:32Why?
00:14:34I heard through the grapevine that someone named Ken asked you out today.
00:14:39Yeah.
00:14:40I said no.
00:14:41Why?
00:14:43He wanted to invite me over for dinner at his house.
00:14:46I barely know him.
00:14:47He's been our neighbor for 30 years.
00:14:49A first date is a coffee or a movie.
00:14:52Something in a crowded place.
00:14:54Okay.
00:14:54Well, that is being paranoid.
00:14:57What if I need to fart?
00:14:59Hmm?
00:14:59If it's just me and him at his house, he'll know it's me.
00:15:04What other choice do I have?
00:15:05Hold it in?
00:15:07Let me tell you, Julianne.
00:15:09Last time I held it in, I blew a hole right through my pants.
00:15:13I nearly shattered a window.
00:15:15But in a movie theater, it can be anyone.
00:15:19These are the things you need to think about.
00:15:21I'm pretty sure that these are not the things that you or anyone should be thinking about.
00:15:26You will, when you're my age.
00:15:29Here, give me those.
00:15:33Mom, you need to put yourself out there.
00:15:36I don't want you to be alone anymore.
00:15:41I'm not lonely.
00:15:42I have you.
00:15:43Yeah.
00:15:45Once or twice a year when I can make it home.
00:15:48Don't worry about me.
00:15:50Plus, I might have my eye on someone else.
00:15:54Me.
00:16:05Where are you?
00:16:07Why aren't you hooking up with someone?
00:16:09You need rebound sex.
00:16:11Yeah, well, I'm trying to find a temp job because I'm so insanely broke right now.
00:16:16Brooke, I think this is what rock bottom feels like.
00:16:18Oh, baby boo.
00:16:20You're just scratching the surface.
00:16:22If I stopped by this morning, she picked up her shit.
00:16:24Oh, she did not waste any time.
00:16:27How'd she look?
00:16:28Do you want the truth or a friend?
00:16:30The latter.
00:16:31Fugly.
00:16:32Missing all of her teeth.
00:16:33Deformed head.
00:16:34Like she emerged from the sewers.
00:16:36Hmm.
00:16:36So, still insanely hot.
00:16:38Yeah.
00:16:39So fucking hot.
00:16:42You'd be mad if I or we, you know.
00:16:45I would.
00:16:46I thought so.
00:16:48That's why I checked.
00:16:49Oh, did I mention I ran into my high school ex yesterday?
00:16:53No way.
00:16:53I just ran into my ex at the farmer's market.
00:16:57Really?
00:16:57What happened?
00:16:58We slept together.
00:17:00Okay.
00:17:01So we had very different experiences.
00:17:04What?
00:17:04No.
00:17:05Um, look, I gotta go.
00:17:06Just take care of my place for me.
00:17:08You know it.
00:17:14I don't think I had to go try to jail.
00:17:26What?
00:17:31You didn't know it.
00:17:31You can't escape.
00:17:32I'll go.
00:17:32Hey.
00:17:36Hey.
00:17:37Hey.
00:17:38Hey.
00:17:39Hey.
00:17:39Hey.
00:17:39Hey, hey.
00:17:40Maggie!
00:17:41I'm so sorry.
00:17:42Maggie Pierce?
00:17:43Mags!
00:17:43I heard you're finally back in town.
00:17:45I can't believe it.
00:17:46It's been so long.
00:17:47I'm not too sure if you remember me.
00:17:49We were really in the same clique in high school.
00:17:51I'm Julianne's best friend.
00:17:53Only friend.
00:17:55Lola.
00:17:55Yeah, I remember you.
00:17:57You used to have blue hair.
00:17:58And then it was pink.
00:17:59And then red.
00:17:59And now it's well.
00:18:01You can see.
00:18:02Oh, my God.
00:18:03You look the same, Mags.
00:18:05I can't believe it.
00:18:06I saw your car commercial.
00:18:07You made it look so real.
00:18:09Like you were really waving.
00:18:11How'd you do it?
00:18:13God-given talent.
00:18:15How are you?
00:18:16You look great.
00:18:18Really?
00:18:18I should really get going.
00:18:19Oh, my God.
00:18:20Oh, my God.
00:18:20Oh, my God.
00:18:21That made my week.
00:18:23A celebrity telling me that I look great.
00:18:25I'm not a celebrity.
00:18:27I can't.
00:18:27I can't.
00:18:29I saw you got a key to the city.
00:18:31So exciting.
00:18:33They don't give a key to just anyone.
00:18:34I heard Joe the crossing guard was last month's recipient.
00:18:38Two of those kids were not his fault.
00:18:40Since you're back, does this mean you'll be throwing your epic New Year's Eve parties
00:18:43again?
00:18:44My RSVP is Ken Attend.
00:18:46No, I don't do those parties anymore.
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49I'm sure you have to head back to Beverly Hills or Malibu.
00:18:52Wherever celebrities live.
00:18:53But if you change your mind, I'm available.
00:18:56Actually, we're practically neighbors, though.
00:18:58I'm moving in right across the street from my parents.
00:19:01It's taking me weeks to move.
00:19:02I bought this new old house.
00:19:04Really?
00:19:05Yeah.
00:19:05They died.
00:19:06Oh, my God.
00:19:07What happened?
00:19:10Well...
00:19:10Technically, they moved to Porto, but what's the difference?
00:19:14Oh, no wonder, of course.
00:19:15I really better get going.
00:19:16Let's get lunch tomorrow!
00:19:17I can't.
00:19:17I've got lots of, you know, errands and celebrity stuff to do.
00:19:21I'm not taking no for an answer.
00:19:22My treat.
00:19:24Jules!
00:19:25Jules!
00:19:26Jules!
00:19:27What was that?
00:19:28I know.
00:19:29I was just signing some books of mine that I wrote,
00:19:32because I'm also a published author.
00:19:34Town hero.
00:19:35Big deal.
00:19:38Want me to sign that?
00:19:39What?
00:19:40No.
00:19:4310,355th on the time best-selling list, too.
00:19:46Up 18 spots from yesterday.
00:19:48And if only you had a good personality to go with all of that.
00:19:51Too bad.
00:19:52Can't have it all.
00:19:59Okay!
00:20:00I have felt the energy shift.
00:20:02And this has now become awkward.
00:20:04So I'm going to leave Lola out.
00:20:14I guess this is what it's going to be this holiday.
00:20:17Us running into each other everywhere.
00:20:20It's a small town.
00:20:21Hard to avoid people.
00:20:23Well, maybe we should try.
00:20:25Look, this is my town still, so I don't-
00:20:27Sorry, I didn't realize you got the whole town in the breakup.
00:20:30Just stay away from me.
00:20:32Okay?
00:20:34Like I even want to be near you.
00:20:36You smell like fish.
00:20:40Yeah, well, it's fish and chips day at the diner.
00:20:42Hi.
00:20:43Hi.
00:20:43It's so nice to see you.
00:20:47What are you doing?
00:20:48I'm laughing.
00:20:49Why are we all here?
00:20:50You're just all in here.
00:20:51Just go.
00:20:56Merry Christmas.
00:20:58I hope your tree burns down.
00:20:59You're on my shit list.
00:21:01You know I hate you now.
00:21:03Merry Christmas.
00:21:05From all our wasting years.
00:21:06From all our wasting years.
00:21:07Merry Christmas.
00:21:07Come on!
00:21:08Let's go!
00:21:09I hope you spend it alone.
00:21:12Ta-da!
00:21:13What?
00:21:13Lola, no.
00:21:14I'm not eating at Tina's diner.
00:21:16It's either here or the Chinese buffet that only serves pierogies.
00:21:19And has read the last three health inspections.
00:21:21Plus, I don't think Jules is helping out today.
00:21:24Okay.
00:21:25Yeah, the diner it is.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:30I am so glad we did this.
00:21:32You know, I always felt a misconnection with you in high school.
00:21:34We could have been like so close.
00:21:37Um, sure.
00:21:38Mmm.
00:21:41That's a keeper.
00:21:43I can see Jules has dabbled in the menu.
00:21:47Pan-fried pastry roll filled with artisanal cheese and aged salami.
00:21:53That's a pizza pocket.
00:21:57Jules!
00:21:58Hi!
00:21:58What are you doing here?
00:22:00With her?
00:22:01She's one of my best friends.
00:22:02No, she isn't.
00:22:03Well, she could be.
00:22:06She said she loves you.
00:22:07I mean, said hi to you.
00:22:09No, she didn't.
00:22:11Hi.
00:22:11You said she wasn't going to be here today.
00:22:14Did I?
00:22:15Oops.
00:22:17Let's risk the Chinese buffet.
00:22:19It'll be totally cool.
00:22:20Don't worry.
00:22:20She told me that she doesn't hate you anymore.
00:22:23Okay, that's a lie.
00:22:24She like really, really hates you.
00:22:26It's borderline unhealthy.
00:22:28But we can fix that.
00:22:32Jules!
00:22:33Look who's here.
00:22:34I'm just, you know, just searching.
00:22:38What are you doing here?
00:22:40What am I doing here?
00:22:41At a diner?
00:22:43Um, I don't know.
00:22:44Do you ask all of your customers that?
00:22:46Hey, Joe.
00:22:47What are you doing here at the diner?
00:22:50Julianne's asking everybody.
00:22:51Eating.
00:22:53Dumbass.
00:22:56We're eating.
00:22:57Dumbass.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59This isn't a great start.
00:23:01I thought it was pretty clear that I didn't want to see you.
00:23:03And I thought we agreed to avoid each other.
00:23:06I think what Jules is trying to say is that she's happy that you're making an effort.
00:23:10Okay, stop.
00:23:11And is trying to fix that broken bond between the two of you.
00:23:13Making that first step is the hardest.
00:23:15That's the complete opposite of what I just said.
00:23:17I wouldn't be here if Lola didn't basically force me.
00:23:20Trust me, I want to see you way less than you want to see me.
00:23:24Okay, and what Maggie's trying to say is that she regrets not coming to see you sooner.
00:23:28And she valid your relationship and hopes that one day you guys can be as close as you once were.
00:23:34Yeah.
00:23:35Okay.
00:23:37Shouldn't you be cooking or something?
00:23:38We're actually all out of food today.
00:23:44If I'm being honest, it's actually going better than I thought.
00:23:50Should we?
00:23:52If you don't, I will.
00:23:55We've got more decorations.
00:24:00No, it's just the bottom.
00:24:01It's just around.
00:24:03It doesn't mean where are you sleeping through this.
00:24:06Oh, that's good.
00:24:08Yeah.
00:24:09So, you find some job yet?
00:24:11No.
00:24:12No.
00:24:12You know, the diner is hiring.
00:24:15Very funny.
00:24:17No, everyone is talking about you guys.
00:24:18They're really hoping for a holiday romance.
00:24:21Does no one here have anything else better to do?
00:24:24No, I got your back.
00:24:25I made sure everyone knows that Jules is way out of your leave.
00:24:28Okay, thanks.
00:24:31Wait, wait, look.
00:24:36Yeah, she really shouldn't be driving anymore.
00:24:40We're late.
00:24:42Girls, let's hurry up!
00:24:43For what?
00:24:44You seriously don't remember what we do every year.
00:24:49Oh, no.
00:24:50No.
00:24:50Oh, yes.
00:24:51Oh, yeah.
00:24:51Come adore on this great night, queens and kings in glorious light.
00:24:59And we all in fabul-ray celebrate with flair today.
00:25:11Gloria in extravaganza.
00:25:17Gloria in extravaganza.
00:25:31Gloria in extraval-ganza.
00:25:35Okay, you know what? No, I think I'm gonna skip this one.
00:25:39Oh, come on. She's not even gonna recognize you.
00:25:42Listen, the faster we get the donations, the sooner we leave.
00:25:45True.
00:25:53That order was supposed to go through on Wednesday.
00:25:55I don't understand why it hasn't been delivered yet.
00:25:57You realize if it's not in by the weekend, that's gonna seriously deli-
00:26:00It's low. We're waiting.
00:26:02Sorry, can I call you back? I have carolers in, I hope, drag.
00:26:07Sorry, guys. Running a restaurant and all?
00:26:10Can I request a song?
00:26:11Oh, sure, honey. But that'll cost you extra.
00:26:15Okay, since you're in drag, how about Last Christmas?
00:26:29Maggie?
00:26:30What? Who's Maggie?
00:26:32I'm Chestnuts!
00:26:34Stand on to the next house!
00:26:38Okay.
00:26:42Uh, so am I not getting a song?
00:27:04Everything okay?
00:27:05What?
00:27:06Um, yeah.
00:27:08Yeah, it was just my agent.
00:27:10She probably wants to set me up with some auditions.
00:27:11That's exciting.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:18If you need help with anything, all you have to do is ask.
00:27:24Honestly, things are really great.
00:27:26I've got a couple shows lined up in the new year, so...
00:27:29Okay.
00:27:32Your mother worries about you.
00:27:36But I keep reminding her that you're a smart, independent woman.
00:27:42Not a lot of people who can take off to a brand new city on their own.
00:27:48But you did it.
00:27:50You can do anything.
00:27:54Do you really mean that?
00:27:56We're really proud of you.
00:27:58So if you tell me things are okay, I trust you.
00:28:17When are you going to bring a girl home for Christmas?
00:28:20Mom.
00:28:21What?
00:28:22I can't remember the last time you had a girlfriend.
00:28:25Let alone one you've had long enough for me to meet.
00:28:28I work too much.
00:28:29I don't have time for one.
00:28:30I hate everyone.
00:28:32Do you want more excuses?
00:28:34You need more balance in your life.
00:28:36It can't be work, work, work all the time.
00:28:40Maybe a girlfriend might help relieve some of those stresses.
00:28:44You know what I mean?
00:28:46For my sanity, I'm going to pretend that I don't know what you mean.
00:28:50I'll have to admit, it's been a while since I've had a man.
00:28:54How?
00:28:55I've been through a lot of batteries, if you get my drift.
00:28:58I even have to get up to turn the TV on.
00:29:01Please, let's not go down this road.
00:29:05It's nothing to be ashamed of.
00:29:06I don't really want to be talking about this with you.
00:29:10I just don't want you to run out of batteries like me.
00:29:14I thought you enjoyed being a spinster.
00:29:16Well, who wouldn't?
00:29:18I have complete freedom in my life.
00:29:20I have total flexibility to do what I want.
00:29:23And I have an entire queen bed to myself.
00:29:28But, this time of year, it would be nice to share it with someone special.
00:29:40What do you think of Joe?
00:29:43Joe the crossing guard?
00:29:46Joe the creepy guy who comes into the diner and orders one slice of whole wheat toast dry?
00:29:50Like a psychopath?
00:29:51I think he's kind of mysterious.
00:29:55Sure, in like a vagrant kind of way.
00:29:58Maybe this time next year, he might be your new daddy.
00:30:04You know what I mean?
00:30:09I can barely get that one out.
00:30:12I think I threw up a bit in my mouth when you said it.
00:30:19Hey, I wouldn't have to be using my batteries.
00:30:23Please, stop.
00:30:29We hit rapids, late night caught in the habit of trying to recapture the love we had to lose.
00:30:52I remember.
00:30:57What the fuck?
00:31:04I really waited last minute to do this.
00:31:09Gloves for dad.
00:31:11Life alert for grandma.
00:31:13I can't believe I got stuck with this stupid list this year.
00:31:16What? Oh, yeah.
00:31:19Mom wants to know what you want for Christmas.
00:31:21Um, what?
00:31:22What do you want for Christmas?
00:31:24Um, just a second.
00:31:28I'm gonna tell her a vibrator.
00:31:38It's getting hard to avoid each other.
00:31:41Yeah, especially because you keep showing up at my family's diner.
00:31:48Can I get a coffee, please?
00:31:59So, um, how's your day going?
00:32:04Oh, actually, okay, look, I don't really care. Um, I need a favor.
00:32:08My answer is no.
00:32:10What?
00:32:11I didn't even tell you what it is yet.
00:32:13Well, you asked me for a favor, and normally that's something you do for somebody that you like.
00:32:17And, well.
00:32:19Wow.
00:32:20You turned into a real jerk.
00:32:23Did anyone ever tell you that?
00:32:25God.
00:32:28Okay, fine.
00:32:29What is it?
00:32:33Will you hire me? Just until New Year's.
00:32:36What?
00:32:37Sorry.
00:32:39We don't need any extra help.
00:32:41You have a sign in the window.
00:32:43That is just decor.
00:32:47Aren't you a celebrity?
00:32:49Why would you want to work in a diner anyways?
00:32:51I need it to do research for a role that I'm doing in the new year, which is why it'll
00:32:55only be for a couple weeks.
00:32:57No, no, forget it.
00:32:59Absolutely not.
00:33:01Remember in our junior year when we made those special brownies that Tina accidentally ate and she got really sick?
00:33:08We told her it was bad eggs.
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:12It would be a shame if I told her what was really in them now.
00:33:21You start tomorrow.
00:33:44Printing out the golden ticket
00:33:49Has me short of breath
00:33:54The royal mountain
00:33:55Okay, do not close this door.
00:33:57Okay?
00:33:58The handle broke recently and it doesn't work properly.
00:34:00Properly.
00:34:03This afternoon
00:34:08This afternoon
00:34:15Starting fresh
00:34:16It has me
00:34:19Unknown faces keep me frightened
00:34:24There's a heart that beats me
00:34:28Lonely
00:34:29I have no friends
00:34:32But I will assume
00:34:38I will assume
00:34:40I will assume
00:35:01I miss the snow.
00:35:02It's so magical this time of year.
00:35:11Uh, where do you think you're going?
00:35:15Um, home.
00:35:17Unlike you, I actually have a life.
00:35:21I have a life.
00:35:22Very busy, successful, fulfilling life.
00:35:28And yet we both got the key to the city.
00:35:35Just help me bring these boxes to the back, OK?
00:35:37And then you can go have a life.
00:35:42I'm fine.
00:35:53Please tell me that you did not close that door that I told you
00:35:56not to close.
00:35:56It was an accident.
00:36:09Use your lesbian strength.
00:36:14Please.
00:36:23Use your lesbian strength.
00:36:25OK.
00:36:25Well, it's only funny when I say it.
00:36:34I'm going to call my dad.
00:36:35Yeah.
00:36:39It's in my coat.
00:36:40Please tell me you have your phone on you.
00:36:46Let's go up.
00:36:53OK.
00:36:54Good news is I have service.
00:36:55The bad news is I have 2% battery.
00:37:00So...
00:37:04Mom?
00:37:05Mom?
00:37:06Hello?
00:37:06Can you hear me?
00:37:08Tina?
00:37:09Tina, no.
00:37:09No, I don't care what happened on Whoever's Got Talent.
00:37:12Mom, we are...
00:37:17Shit.
00:37:18What?
00:37:19It's dead.
00:37:20No.
00:37:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:22No, I can't believe this.
00:37:24What are we going to do?
00:37:26We could try screaming for help.
00:37:33Help!
00:37:40Help!
00:37:47That was my only idea.
00:37:49I can't believe we're actually stuck here.
00:37:57You don't think?
00:38:05Oh, yes.
00:38:09Oh, it's still here.
00:38:11Is that...?
00:38:13From senior year.
00:38:21OK.
00:38:24I'm so sure that it's your turn.
00:38:26My turn.
00:38:27OK.
00:38:31OK.
00:38:38What is so funny?
00:38:40What is so funny?
00:38:41OK, my thought process, right?
00:38:43I was thinking of the last time that we'd been trapped
00:38:47and it reminded me of that snowstorm in our junior year.
00:38:51The one where we got stuck in the movie theater parking lot.
00:38:55And last Christmas was playing on the radio
00:38:58and you got out of the car because you wanted to climb on the roof
00:39:05and draw a heart on the sunroof.
00:39:08Yeah, yeah.
00:39:09And then I got down and then nothing else happened.
00:39:12That was the end of the story.
00:39:13No, no, no, no.
00:39:14I distinctly remember you making a not-so-graceful journey back down.
00:39:18In fact, you didn't just fall off of the roof of the car.
00:39:22You bounced the entire way down.
00:39:24I legit thought you might have died.
00:39:28It was really slippery, OK?
00:39:37Wasn't that the night that we first...
00:39:45Yeah.
00:39:48Sorry.
00:39:50I think so.
00:39:57All I ever wanted was to be close to you.
00:40:01I was happy even just being trapped in a car.
00:40:06I was way more into you than you were into me.
00:40:09That is not true.
00:40:11Yeah, it is.
00:40:12You were always blowing me off to do extra homework
00:40:16or extra shifts at the diner.
00:40:18I mean, you missed my 16th birthday
00:40:19because that was the summer you decided you wanted to learn
00:40:22to cook your way through every French recipe.
00:40:25I wasn't even invited to your birthday.
00:40:27Well, we were going to meet up after and...
00:40:30Yeah, we were always going to meet up after.
00:40:35You hid me our entire relationship.
00:40:40You were so consumed with wanting to be popular
00:40:44and acting like how you thought others would like you.
00:40:47That is not true.
00:40:54No.
00:40:56You're right.
00:40:57I...
00:40:59I messed up.
00:41:03I didn't think of it that way.
00:41:10I was voted most likely to succeed in high school
00:41:14and I ended up being the most unsuccessful.
00:41:19I was voted most likely to not be remembered
00:41:22at our 10-year reunion.
00:41:25Why did they even give that one out?
00:41:27I don't know.
00:41:31It's cold in here.
00:41:33It's cold in here.
00:41:33Yeah.
00:41:47Thanks.
00:41:48Thanks.
00:42:05I'm here to save the day!
00:42:08Oops.
00:42:11I'm sorry.
00:42:12I thought this was the bathroom.
00:42:29Tina.
00:42:30Man.
00:43:00We're gonna go games.
00:43:03What if now we're just the same?
00:43:08And I know that time changes many things.
00:43:14But could it possibly change everything
00:43:21With you
00:43:27With you
00:43:29With you
00:43:33With you
00:43:38With you
00:43:53With you
00:43:59Okay, I've had two Red Bulls, two coffees. I'm gonna need another black coffee. I feel that energy today, Lola.
00:44:05It feels a bit different. Yes, poor me. Poor me. Maggie, we are out of rye bread. If you can
00:44:11let the customers know, please. Yeah, okay. Thank you. That'd be good. Okay, thanks.
00:44:21What happened with you two? She said, please? Nothing. Oh, I'm sorry. Let me get that. No, you're busy. No,
00:44:28no. Honestly. Babe, I'm sorry. Sorry. No, seriously. It's fine. I got it.
00:44:38Uh, I think I'm good. Maggie? Maggie? Oh, sorry. Jeez. Sorry. Okay, everyone knows you two got trapped in here
00:44:46last night, but you're both at the lake. You slept together.
00:44:50Oh, my God. Did you guys? You know? Scissoring. What? No, no. Scissoring's not a thing. What? It is, but
00:45:00not in the way... Nothing happened. This is awful. I miss you now. It's okay.
00:45:06Okay. Sorry. Okay. I need to know. Did you guys... You know... What? No, nothing happened. What? No, I swear.
00:45:22Okay? There was a moment, and then... And then we...
00:45:28We what? Godwomen? Shh. Tell me. Shh. Kissed. Kissed? Just kissed? That is how lesbians act when they kiss? Why
00:45:42did you whisper that?
00:45:44Mine.
00:45:48What is it with you two in the coffee today? Lola is dead. Sorry.
00:45:53Uh, I don't even know how I feel about her. I am so confused. Well, do you want to kiss
00:46:01her again?
00:46:08Yeah. I think that might be your answer.
00:46:13This coffee's nasty. You need to get me a new one, please? Just get me...
00:46:17I'm sorry. I didn't make it. This is gonna...
00:46:20This is gonna...
00:46:20Jules!
00:46:31Okay, well, um... I guess I'll get going.
00:46:36Maggie's leaving.
00:46:37Oh. Already?
00:46:40I'm gonna go to the back to do some inventory. It'll be a while. A long while.
00:46:46You won't see me around for quite a bit.
00:46:48Okay. Okay. Mom. Thank you.
00:46:57Um... Are you doing anything later?
00:46:59I was just gonna swing by Lola's for a bit.
00:47:02Oh. Okay.
00:47:04I-I just thought if you weren't doing anything White Christmas is playing at the theater, maybe you wanted to
00:47:10go.
00:47:11Yeah. I can see if Lola wants to come.
00:47:14Oh.
00:47:16I'm just kidding.
00:47:18I would love to see White Christmas with you.
00:47:23Okay.
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:28I forgot my pen.
00:47:30Actually, I don't need a pen.
00:47:32What was I thinking?
00:47:34I can use a safety pin and my own blood.
00:47:37I'm sorry.
00:47:41So, I... I'll see you later?
00:47:44Yeah, I'll... I'll see you later.
00:47:48Okay.
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:49Okay, cool.
00:47:50Bye.
00:48:11Okay.
00:48:13Okay, which one?
00:48:14What's the message you're trying to send tonight?
00:48:16Um... I don't know. Let's try to be more than friends, maybe, if you want, but no pressure.
00:48:25Oh, babe. That is so lame.
00:48:28Okay. Well, what message should I be sending?
00:48:31Like, you've missed out on this for ten years.
00:48:34And I'm opening the door for you a crack.
00:48:39No, a smidge.
00:48:41No.
00:48:42I'm just unlocking the door.
00:48:44So, you better knock me off my feet tonight if you want to get a second chance.
00:48:48Yeah.
00:48:49I don't have a shirt that says that.
00:48:51I don't know. Halter? Tube top.
00:48:54Brooke, it's snowing.
00:48:55It could work.
00:48:56More importantly, what are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:01What?
00:49:35This is Julianne?
00:49:37Joe?
00:49:38How'd you get this number?
00:49:40Okay, slow down. Slow down.
00:49:43Is she okay?
00:49:45Okay, okay. I'll be there in five.
00:49:48I'll be there in five.
00:50:04Ah! Pardon me that you're dead.
00:50:10Bye?
00:50:12What are you doing here?
00:50:14You didn't answer any of my calls.
00:50:16You broke up with me.
00:50:18A month before Christmas, when you promised that you'd come.
00:50:22You made me look like an idiot.
00:50:24And if you answered any of my calls, you'd know that...
00:50:32I'm sorry.
00:50:35Look, you're like the longest relationship I've ever had.
00:50:39Three months?
00:50:39And that's like five years in lesbian math.
00:50:47I made a mistake.
00:50:50It was stupid.
00:50:51And I realized almost immediately after we broke up that...
00:50:57I want you, Maggie.
00:51:00I flew across the country for you.
00:51:05I'd fly across the world if you wanted me to.
00:51:12So...
00:51:12Will I make it up to you?
00:51:16Wait.
00:51:17Wait.
00:51:23Do you mean that?
00:51:25Or are those just lyrics to a new song?
00:51:29I mean it.
00:51:31And I may also use them as lyrics to a new song.
00:51:53Why didn't you tell me you weren't feeling good?
00:51:55I didn't want to worry you.
00:51:57You tell me everything.
00:52:00Things I don't even want to know, you tell me.
00:52:02It was a mild heart attack.
00:52:04I've had period cramps that were worse than that.
00:52:07From now on you will be telling me everything you are feeling.
00:52:11Always.
00:52:12Fine.
00:52:14Do you know who called the ambulance at the diner?
00:52:17I'm guessing it was Joe.
00:52:19He also called me.
00:52:20It was.
00:52:22He's a lifesaver.
00:52:24One of those kids was not his fault.
00:52:28You don't need to be here.
00:52:30I know how busy you are.
00:52:32I can manage fine on my own.
00:52:34You shouldn't have to be alone.
00:52:36My work is okay with me taking some extra time off.
00:52:39So I'm going to stay here until you're feeling better.
00:52:43You are more important to me.
00:52:55Lola's going to make some.
00:53:01That's not Julian!
00:53:03Oh, thank God.
00:53:08Ah!
00:53:10Holy crap!
00:53:11Yeah, I got it.
00:53:19Who? What? Where? When? Why? I need answers. Vivian. Everyone calls her Vi. Maggie's ex. Flew in from L.A.
00:53:32a couple nights ago. She's a Scorpio, so completely wrong for Maggie. I'm a Virgo that's much more compatible. Someone
00:53:38should let Maggie know I'm a Virgo. And still single.
00:53:40Vi's a musician. She's in the band called the Sadies. They're amazing. I have all their albums. Like, I can't
00:53:45even believe she's dating Maggie. I love jewels and all, but this girl wants some promo concert tickets.
00:53:51I'm sure the entire town is talking about it. What? This town? No.
00:54:02It's kind of funny, though. What's funny? That Maggie now has two exes in her hometown at Christmas time that
00:54:08want her. Want her?
00:54:10Okay. Well, I didn't say that I wanted her. I don't even care, okay? It's not like we were even
00:54:14dating. Or anything. We just...
00:54:16Kissed? I know! Isn't that, like, second base in the lesbian world? I thought it was almost kiss.
00:54:23Kiss! And then move in together.
00:54:26Whatever. It's all over now anyways. She's got her hot musician girlfriend. Optics. That's all she ever cared about.
00:54:36Let's not forget, you were the one who stood her up at the movies. Did you not?
00:54:40Yeah, but Tina...
00:54:41I know. But she didn't know that when she was all alone. Waiting. At the movie theater.
00:54:47Heart! Okay.
00:54:49Don't let the cool, sexy, successful hot girl win.
00:54:53Look at those titties.
00:54:57Did you seriously heart this?
00:54:58Keep your friends close and your potential best friends closer. Isn't that the same?
00:55:03Uh, I thought I told you to go rest.
00:55:05I can handle this.
00:55:07Okay. Okay.
00:55:12You know...
00:55:14I'm glad Maggie got what she always wanted.
00:55:17Never be the cool, hot girl.
00:55:19You could be if you...
00:55:21I didn't order this.
00:55:29What the hell are you doing?
00:55:31Sorry. Ah. This isn't yours.
00:55:34Clearly.
00:55:44Do you think Maggie knows why I didn't show up at the theater?
00:55:49Yes.
00:55:52Any or all of these people have probably already told her.
00:55:56Okay, look.
00:55:57You're my best friend.
00:55:58I could honestly tell from the moment you guys saw each other again
00:56:01that you were still into her.
00:56:03My intuition is that good.
00:56:05Is it that obvious?
00:56:07You guys are adults now.
00:56:08But you seem to keep acting like teenagers.
00:56:11Adults tell each other how they feel.
00:56:12Tell her how you feel.
00:56:14Or I will.
00:56:17You okay?
00:56:18Yeah?
00:56:19Okay, now back to me.
00:56:21I'm rehearsing my one-woman play later today.
00:56:23Walk, Lola. Walk.
00:56:25Don't stop.
00:56:26Keep running.
00:56:28Are you able to come and give notes?
00:56:30And advice?
00:56:32I'm... I'm not.
00:56:34No.
00:56:35Maggie and Vi will be there.
00:56:40What I meant was I'm not not coming.
00:56:44Is it yes or no?
00:56:47Double negatives confuse me.
00:56:49Are you?
00:56:53Guys, can we fix the light?
00:56:55A little to the left, please.
00:56:57It has to be perfect.
00:56:59Come on.
00:57:01Spotlight on me.
00:57:02On me.
00:57:03The seat taken?
00:57:05The theater is literally empty.
00:57:07Well, it's the best seat in the house for the acoustics.
00:57:21This was Christmas Eve, 1998.
00:57:25It was when I first discovered my vulva.
00:57:28And now, the dance of the...
00:57:30Aren't you going to introduce me?
00:57:31Vulva.
00:57:33Vi, this is Jules.
00:57:35She works at the diner.
00:57:36Jules, Vi, now let's watch Lola.
00:57:39Nice to meet you.
00:57:41How long is this going to go?
00:57:43I'm actually a chef at a world-renowned restaurant in New York.
00:57:47Cool.
00:57:48Everyone died from food poisoning.
00:57:50My mother never cooked again.
00:57:54Vi's in a band, but you probably already knew that.
00:57:57They're kind of famous.
00:57:58They just sold out the Greek.
00:58:01I'm actually kind of famous, too.
00:58:03I wrote a cookbook.
00:58:04It's a bestseller.
00:58:05A town bestseller.
00:58:07So, let's not quote.
00:58:08And not to brag, but Vi's bank account amount looks like a phone number.
00:58:12What?
00:58:13911?
00:58:15Sorry, are you talking about me?
00:58:16Guys, can you not talk during my performance?
00:58:19This is art.
00:58:20Art takes time.
00:58:21Do not waste my time.
00:58:22This is live theater, Lola.
00:58:24You've got to ignore the distractions.
00:58:26Yeah, you're lucky that I'm even here.
00:58:28True.
00:58:29Thanks, guys.
00:58:30Where was I?
00:58:31Ah, yes.
00:58:33I remember when my mother picked up the pickle ornament.
00:58:36The same ornament I had used earlier, too.
00:58:39Wow.
00:58:40So, your phone does work.
00:58:43And what is that supposed to mean?
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:46I've got a date.
00:58:47I'll be back.
00:58:55Just that you didn't call me to tell me about Tina.
00:58:58I had to hear about it from Lola.
00:59:00Okay, look.
00:59:00I'm sorry I was a little preoccupied taking care of my sick mother,
00:59:03and I didn't think to call you right away.
00:59:05At all.
00:59:06You didn't call me at all.
00:59:11Okay.
00:59:12Look, I'm sorry I didn't call you.
00:59:15It's fine.
00:59:19It's clearly not fine.
00:59:20Well, it's over now.
00:59:23Okay.
00:59:24Shh.
00:59:25Just watch Lola.
00:59:26You shouldn't be talking.
00:59:27Ah!
00:59:35Did I miss something?
00:59:36No.
00:59:37No.
00:59:38Well, Lola lived.
00:59:40Lola will always live.
00:59:49Lola.
00:59:51Lola.
01:00:01Lola.
01:00:08so what's with you and julie
01:00:15jules same thing what do you mean
01:00:21come on max you two are acting like two angry exes
01:00:26okay i would never want to date someone like her
01:00:31okay you sure because you seemed pretty upset when you left the theater
01:00:37yeah well i thought that she was my friend and she treats me like i'm nothing so
01:00:47look i don't want to talk about her anymore okay
01:00:55um okay there may have been an ulterior motive to me coming here for christmas
01:01:03what is it
01:01:05so i just found out from my label that i'm going on tour
01:01:11on tour yeah so six months in europe and then headed to asia for like another six months
01:01:18and i want you to come with me
01:01:24that's a whole year
01:01:27yeah but i mean you said it yourself you wanted to take a little break from acting
01:01:33this is perfect timing
01:01:36yeah yeah i know but
01:01:44look i could do this without you
01:01:48but i don't want to
01:01:51you're my muse
01:01:53i want you with me
01:01:56are you sure you want me tagging along i don't want to get in the way
01:02:00there's only we in this relationship
01:02:04not me
01:02:06i want to do this together
01:02:12don't have to answer me right now but
01:02:15just think about it
01:02:16okay
01:02:21i don't need to think about it
01:02:23i'm in
01:02:24yeah
01:02:25yeah i'm in
01:02:26i need to yes
01:02:32door open ladies
01:02:34i hope you're joking
01:02:35i keep forgetting that you're adults
01:02:38carry on and have fun
01:02:40mr godland has been called
01:02:47sorry
01:02:48no
01:02:50i'm just glad you're coming
01:02:51me too
01:02:59maggie
01:03:00this is from your father and i
01:03:01well when you open it he's going to be just as surprised as you are
01:03:05he never knows what we get you
01:03:06well i paid for it
01:03:08oh my god richard it doesn't matter
01:03:16mom
01:03:17dad i i can't accept this
01:03:19what is it
01:03:19what the hell
01:03:20you guys got me socks and underwear
01:03:21how is this fair
01:03:22what is it a car
01:03:25you live rent free
01:03:26maybe if you get your own place and start paying rent
01:03:28i'll buy something more expensive for you too
01:03:32socks and underwear are fine
01:03:34maggie
01:03:35we just don't want you to give up on your dreams
01:03:38we've really loved having you at home this year
01:03:41i mean
01:03:42we just want to help out a little
01:03:48thanks mom
01:03:49thanks dad
01:03:50just promise me you'll come home as much as you can okay
01:03:53i promise
01:03:54okay sweetheart
01:03:55seriously what did we get you
01:03:59it's actual chicken scratch
01:04:00i don't even know how dad could read this
01:04:04all of those recipes were in his head
01:04:07i had to beg for him to write it down before he died
01:04:10two tablespoons of guapa guaba
01:04:14guapa guaba
01:04:14i actually think he might have made up ingredients just to mess with us
01:04:18knowing your father
01:04:19that wouldn't surprise me
01:04:21i've tried this recipe every christmas for the last 15 years
01:04:25and i can't seem to get it right
01:04:27do you think dad would have been proud of me
01:04:29ugh
01:04:30he would have been proud of you if you were a dishwasher
01:04:32he just wanted you to be happy
01:04:33no matter what you did
01:04:36i really miss him
01:04:38and his bad puns
01:04:40and his long overdrawn stories
01:04:43and his bad singing
01:04:45the voice of a dying cat
01:04:51maybe we should make something else
01:04:54honestly
01:04:54it's fun to just cook with you
01:04:57even if we don't get it right
01:04:59why don't we
01:05:01start again
01:05:02i think there's some guaba in the fridge
01:05:05i think you mean guapa
01:05:06it's on the shelf
01:05:15what does that say
01:05:17butter
01:05:18oh
01:05:27hi
01:05:29merry christmas
01:05:30merry christmas
01:05:33oh you finally nailed your dad's holiday pie
01:05:36only took 16 years
01:05:49is joe here
01:05:50i heard he'd be here
01:05:51oh don't you dare go home with joe tonight
01:05:54i'm sorry
01:05:56he's the one for me
01:05:57oh mom
01:05:58higher standards
01:05:59mom
01:06:00hi
01:06:02hi
01:06:03how are you
01:06:07hi
01:06:08hi
01:06:10hi
01:06:12you can't be mad at me
01:06:13it's christmas
01:06:14it's like a reset
01:06:15for the year
01:06:17i'm not mad anymore
01:06:18um
01:06:20bye
01:06:21you invited me on tour with them
01:06:22and we leave tomorrow
01:06:24and honestly i'm really excited
01:06:29can we talk quick
01:06:32okay
01:06:32what's up
01:06:34like
01:06:36something a little more private
01:06:37ooh
01:06:38got a lemon in there
01:06:39i'll go get some snacks
01:06:40how's that sound
01:06:41yes
01:06:41perfect
01:06:42i'll be right back
01:06:42thanks
01:06:44please
01:06:44please
01:06:46sure
01:06:47yeah
01:06:47i've heard things about you
01:06:51a lot of things about you
01:06:53it's our thing
01:06:54it's our thing
01:06:55perfect
01:06:56hey
01:06:56hey
01:06:57hey
01:06:58hey
01:06:58it's called
01:07:05wow
01:07:06what
01:07:09literally nothing has changed in this room
01:07:15you still have this
01:07:17okay
01:07:18well
01:07:18yeah
01:07:18i'm a hoarder
01:07:20clearly
01:07:24so
01:07:25what's up
01:07:29i quit my job in new york
01:07:32what
01:07:34i
01:07:34i don't understand
01:07:35why would you do that
01:07:38because i would rather be remembered
01:07:40by the people that i love
01:07:42and
01:07:43by strangers that i don't know
01:07:52that's great jules
01:07:54maggie
01:07:55maggie
01:07:56wait wait
01:07:58there's something else
01:08:05don't go on tour with vi
01:08:09i am sorry
01:08:11that it has taken me so long
01:08:12to show up for you
01:08:13like you've always needed me to
01:08:17you've always been in the back of my mind
01:08:19and i don't want to spend ten more seconds without you
01:08:25i choose us maggie
01:08:30i love you
01:08:37um
01:08:38i think you're gonna want to come downstairs
01:08:53maggie
01:08:54what's going on
01:08:57maggie
01:08:58katherine pierce
01:09:04oh no
01:09:04you are my
01:09:06inspiration
01:09:08my ingenuity
01:09:10my vision
01:09:12i know i've thrown a lot of curveballs at you this trip
01:09:16but
01:09:16there's one more
01:09:23marry me
01:09:27um
01:09:28i know
01:09:29you're at a loss for words
01:09:33i
01:09:34do you want to be my wife
01:09:37for christ's sake
01:09:38you two are so wrong for one another
01:09:41it's obvious who maggie should be with
01:10:04fight wait
01:10:05maggie wait
01:10:07the amount of talking in this family
01:10:10it just goes on and on
01:10:12can't a woman
01:10:14sleep in peace
01:10:20why
01:10:22why wait
01:10:25why wait
01:10:27why wait
01:10:27why
01:10:29why
01:10:29why
01:10:30why
01:10:31why
01:10:42why
01:10:47why
01:10:51why
01:10:53why
01:11:00why
01:11:01why
01:11:01single from Mercedes.
01:11:04Ah, this song is good.
01:11:29I thought lesbians were supposed to be good at directions.
01:11:31This is painful.
01:11:37Pick up, pick up.
01:11:54Side window, side window, side window.
01:12:03Can someone do something?
01:12:07Oh, I love my ex.
01:12:14I love my ex.
01:12:16I love my ex.
01:12:18I love my ex.
01:12:21I love my ex.
01:12:22I love my ex.
01:12:23I love my ex.
01:12:36Vi!
01:12:39Vi, I'm sorry.
01:12:42What is this town, a maze?
01:12:45I feel so stupid.
01:12:46Don't.
01:12:47Look, I'm sorry.
01:12:48It was just, it was way too soon.
01:12:50I'm not talking about the proposal.
01:12:53I can't believe I was too stupid not to see what was going on between you and Jessica.
01:12:57It's Jules.
01:12:58Whatever.
01:12:58Nothing was happening between us.
01:13:01Well, we did kiss.
01:13:03You kissed.
01:13:05When?
01:13:06A few days ago.
01:13:07Yes, but we were broken up.
01:13:09Wait, wait.
01:13:10Was this the same night that I arrived?
01:13:12No, of course not.
01:13:14Wait, did you get back with your ex the same night that Tina had a heart attack?
01:13:18Okay, first of all, it was angina.
01:13:20And how did this get turned back on me?
01:13:22How did you fall in love with someone you barely know so quickly?
01:13:27Did I really mean that little to you?
01:13:29No, why?
01:13:29Barely knew.
01:13:30We dated for two years in high school.
01:13:34Really?
01:13:39I can explain.
01:13:40And this is exactly why I don't date small town lesbians.
01:13:45It's just too messy.
01:13:47Oh please, like LA is any better.
01:13:48The chart looks like a fucking galaxy.
01:13:50Okay, let me just get this straight.
01:13:53So, you got back with your ex the same night.
01:13:56No!
01:13:57Which means you didn't actually like me.
01:13:59Jules!
01:13:59And you never even told her that we dated?
01:14:03God, it's been over ten years and you're still hiding me.
01:14:08And then to top it all off, you had the audacity to get mad at me?
01:14:12Am I missing anything here?
01:14:15I think you nailed it there, Jamie.
01:14:17The only good thing to come from all of this is that I'm gonna get one hell of a breakup
01:14:22album.
01:14:25I cannot wait to listen to that.
01:14:30You... you haven't changed one bit.
01:14:36Guys, wait!
01:14:53How to lose two girls in ten minutes. The Maggie Pierce story.
01:14:59You know, maybe next year you can bring home Fern.
01:15:01It'll be a yearly X-mas tradition.
01:15:08You know, it's only fun to rip on you when you rip back.
01:15:11Talk to me.
01:15:13You okay?
01:15:15I think I really messed up this time.
01:15:18Well, stay and make it up to Jules.
01:15:19Or if you don't want Jules, go back to L.A. and make it up to Vi.
01:15:24It's actually pretty simple.
01:15:26I vote Threpple!
01:15:28But no one seems to be asking for my opinion.
01:15:31Hello?
01:15:33God.
01:15:34So annoying.
01:15:36I don't even know how I'd get her back.
01:15:39And her is.
01:15:42I gotta go.
01:15:43I'm gonna miss my flight.
01:15:45Wait, who is her, Max?
01:15:46No, wait, wait, wait!
01:15:47Tell me, who is her, Jules?
01:15:48No! Vi!
01:15:49It's Vi!
01:15:50Lola.
01:15:52Hey!
01:15:53Glad you could come.
01:15:55Happy New Year!
01:15:56I think there's about, uh, what, half an hour?
01:16:00It's business casual.
01:16:01You guys doing okay?
01:16:03You need some drinks?
01:16:04This is business casual.
01:16:05I've got a drink for you.
01:16:07Happy New Year!
01:16:09Good to see you.
01:16:10Good to see you.
01:16:11Good to see you.
01:16:13Hey, you guys.
01:16:15Thanks.
01:16:17I made it a double.
01:16:22She's in L.A.
01:16:25There was a tiny part of me that thought maybe she'd still pick me.
01:16:28Cheer up!
01:16:29It's going to be a new year!
01:16:31Maybe it's time to get back out there.
01:16:33There are a ton of eligible women here.
01:16:35Like who?
01:16:36Megan!
01:16:37She just got a key to the city.
01:16:39The whole city!
01:16:41I really will just give that key to anyone.
01:16:45Thanks, guys.
01:16:46But I feel like maybe I'm just meant to be alone.
01:16:49It's in my DNA.
01:16:50Like Tina.
01:16:51My sweet hero.
01:16:53Well, I'm rooting for you and Megan.
01:16:56Happy New Year.
01:17:13Two minutes till midnight!
01:17:16Hey, what are you doing here?
01:17:18Um, where's Jules?
01:17:19Um, I don't know.
01:17:20She's here somewhere.
01:17:33I know we saw each other last night, but I already miss you.
01:17:39I made a mistake.
01:17:41I am such an idiot.
01:17:43Can you forgive me?
01:17:44Don't go spending that fifty dollars!
01:17:51I hate that I chose LA over you.
01:17:55I hate that when I come home, it's not to you, and I hate that I'm the reason why.
01:18:02I miss talking to you.
01:18:05I miss you every single day.
01:18:08Babe, what are you...
01:18:11I want to be your midnight kiss.
01:18:13Every year.
01:18:14Forever.
01:18:15Happy New Year's, Jules.
01:18:24Okay, people!
01:18:25Give them some privacy!
01:18:26God, why is everyone so nosy in this town?
01:18:31This is the phone that I had when we graduated high school.
01:18:35You know you can recycle it, right?
01:18:38On it are drafts and drafts of text messages that I never sent you.
01:18:44I thought about you a lot, Jules.
01:18:48Every single day.
01:18:50Actually, even after we broke up.
01:18:56And I should have told you all of this when we were still together,
01:19:00and when I went to LA, and even when we saw each other this year.
01:19:05But here it is.
01:19:09I'm yours.
01:19:11If you want me.
01:19:15Please say you want me.
01:19:17Okay.
01:19:19Attention, everyone.
01:19:21I, Maggie Pierce, am completely and utterly in love with Julian Alba.
01:19:28Jules.
01:19:30You are impossible to forget.
01:19:34Of course I still want you.
01:19:35Toys.
01:19:38My isene.
01:19:50But here it is!
01:20:02He ran out of the room
01:20:04that Maggie's going to propose soon but that doesn't make any sense to me because
01:20:09I thought Julianne was the top but it would appear that Maggie is the top oh
01:20:15I need to read the lesbian handbook again that chapter about when your ex
01:20:22dates your ex's ex that's too confusing are all lesbians exes all of them Maggie
01:20:32and Julianne they moved to New York together and she got a recurring role on
01:20:36a show as a lesbian nun and now all of America loves her give her an Oscar
01:20:42already if it wasn't very meddling in people's affairs I really don't know if
01:20:47Mads and Jules would have gone together did you hear about the Smiths they died
01:20:54technically they're doing a year-long cruise but what's the difference this
01:20:57town speaks and gossips it's alive okay come on we're late I am an ugly ugly man
01:21:17I would do me 100% okay let's get going wait and one more introducing oh holly night
01:21:31yeah you could have shaved Joe
01:21:48wow so this is every year every year let's do it
01:22:21I don't need pretty lights on
01:22:24Christmas morning round the tree Santa's been taking his sweet time and
01:22:31there's no guarantee that her
01:22:34and me were meant to be
01:22:39but I've been waiting so patiently
01:22:45she is the reason I am filled with happiness this season
01:22:51not a jingle or a bell can make me smile till Christmas day
01:22:55I'll make her mine this holiday
01:23:15I don't need sugar plums or candy canes to get my fix
01:23:21She's sweet enough to keep me up until December 26
01:23:28And she could be with me
01:23:33Oh, I've been waiting so patiently
01:23:39She is the reason I am filled with happiness this season
01:23:45Not a jingle or a bell that make me smile till Christmas Day
01:23:49I'll make you mine this holiday
01:23:52You are the reason I am filled with happiness this season
01:23:57Not a jingle or a bell that make me smile till Christmas Day
01:24:01I'll make you mine this holiday
01:24:19And I'll make you mine
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