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Last ExMas l Shaeane Jimenez l Elena Milo l Larry Smith [Full Movie] [Full Storyline]Full EP - Full
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00:13:56saw her she was climbing out the second story window of our house in the middle of the night
00:14:01you couldn't let her out the front door you know hey she wanted to climb out the window so nobody
00:14:05saw her she would show up at her house almost every day pretending she was returning a book
00:14:10or a shirt she borrowed you basically had a stock what i don't remember that well you were very
00:14:18strict about your study time and not being disturbed i basically had to shoo that poor
00:14:25girl away so need me to close up here tonight no why i heard through the grapevine that someone
00:14:37named ken asked you out today yeah i said no why he wanted to invite me over for dinner at
00:14:45his house
00:14:45i barely know him he's been our neighbor for 30 years a first date is a coffee or a movie
00:14:51something in a crowded place okay well that is being paranoid what if i need to fart
00:14:58if it's just me at him at his house he'll know it's me
00:15:03what other choice do i have hold it in let me tell you julianne last time i held it in
00:15:11i blew a hole right through my pants i nearly shattered a window but in a movie theater
00:15:17it can be anyone these are the things you need to think about i'm pretty sure that these are not
00:15:23the things that you or anyone should be thinking about you will when you're my age here give me those
00:15:33mom you need to put yourself out there i don't want you to be alone anymore
00:15:41i'm not lonely i have you yeah once or twice a year when i can make it home
00:15:48don't worry about me plus i might have my eye on someone else
00:16:05where are you why aren't you hooking up with someone you need rebound sex yeah well i'm trying
00:16:12to find a temp job because i'm so insanely broke right now brooke i think this is what rock bottom
00:16:18feels like oh baby boo you're just scratching the surface if i stopped by this morning she picked
00:16:23up her shit oh she did not waste any time how'd she look do you want the truth or a
00:16:29friend the
00:16:30latter fugly missing all of her teeth deformed head like she emerged from the sewers hmm so still
00:16:37insanely hot yeah so hot you'd be mad if i or we you know i would i thought so that's
00:16:48why i checked
00:16:49oh did i mention i ran into my high school ex yesterday no way i just ran into my ex
00:16:55at the
00:16:55farmers market really what happened we slept together okay so we had very different experiences
00:17:03what no um look i i gotta go just take care of my place for me you know it
00:17:15so
00:17:40Maggie!
00:17:41I'm so sorry.
00:17:42Maggie Pierce?
00:17:43Mags!
00:17:43I heard you're finally back in town.
00:17:45I can't believe it.
00:17:46It's been so long.
00:17:47I'm not too sure if you remember me.
00:17:49We were really in the same clique in high school.
00:17:51I'm Julianne's best friend.
00:17:53Only friend.
00:17:55Lola.
00:17:55Yeah, I remember you.
00:17:57You used to have blue hair.
00:17:58And then it was pink.
00:17:59And then red.
00:17:59And now it's well.
00:18:01You can see.
00:18:02Oh, my God.
00:18:03You look the same, Mags.
00:18:05I can't believe it.
00:18:06I saw your car commercial.
00:18:07You made it look so real.
00:18:09Like, you were really waving.
00:18:11How'd you do it?
00:18:13God-given talent.
00:18:15How are you?
00:18:16You look great.
00:18:18Really?
00:18:18I should really get going.
00:18:19Oh, my God.
00:18:20Oh, my God.
00:18:20Oh, my God.
00:18:21That made my week.
00:18:23A celebrity telling me that I look great.
00:18:25I'm not a celebrity.
00:18:27I can't.
00:18:27I can't.
00:18:29I saw you got a key to the city.
00:18:31So exciting.
00:18:33They don't give a key to just anyone.
00:18:34I heard Jill the crossing guard was last month's recipient.
00:18:37Two of those kids were not his fault.
00:18:40Since you're back, does this mean you'll be throwing your epic New Year's Eve parties
00:18:43again?
00:18:44My RSVP is Ken Attend.
00:18:46No.
00:18:46I don't do those parties anymore.
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49I'm sure you have to head back to Beverly Hills.
00:18:51Or Malibu.
00:18:52Wherever celebrities live.
00:18:53But if you change your mind, I'm available.
00:18:56Actually, we're practically neighbors now.
00:18:58I'm moving in right across the street from my parents.
00:19:01It's taking me weeks to move.
00:19:02I bought this new old house.
00:19:04Really?
00:19:05Yeah.
00:19:05They died.
00:19:06Oh, my God.
00:19:07What happened?
00:19:09What?
00:19:10Technically, they moved to Porto.
00:19:12But what's the difference?
00:19:15I really better get going.
00:19:17I can't.
00:19:17I've got lots of, you know, errands and celebrity stuff to do.
00:19:21I'm not taking no for an answer.
00:19:22My treat.
00:19:24Jules!
00:19:25Jules!
00:19:26Juley Bear!
00:19:27Look who's back.
00:19:28I know.
00:19:29I was just signing some books of mine that I wrote.
00:19:32Because I'm also a published author.
00:19:34Town hero.
00:19:36Big deal.
00:19:38Want me to sign that?
00:19:39What?
00:19:40No.
00:19:4310,355th on the Times Best Selling List 2.
00:19:46Up 18 spots from yesterday.
00:19:48And if only you had a good personality to go with all of that.
00:19:51Too bad.
00:19:52Can't have it all.
00:19:59Okay!
00:20:00I have felt the energy shift.
00:20:02And this has now become awkward.
00:20:04So I'm going to leave Lola out.
00:20:14I guess this is what it's going to be this holiday.
00:20:17Us running into each other everywhere.
00:20:20It's a small town.
00:20:21Hard to avoid people.
00:20:23Well, maybe we should try.
00:20:25Look, this is my town still.
00:20:26My town?
00:20:27Sorry, I didn't realize you got the whole town in the breakup.
00:20:30Just stay away from me.
00:20:32Okay?
00:20:33Like I even want to be near you.
00:20:36You smell like fish.
00:20:40Yeah, well, it's fish and chips day at the diner.
00:20:42Hi.
00:20:43Hi.
00:20:43It's so nice to see you.
00:20:47What are you doing?
00:20:48I'm laughing.
00:20:49Why are we both?
00:20:50You're just only there.
00:20:51Just go.
00:20:56Merry Christmas.
00:20:58I hope your tree burns down.
00:20:59You're on my shit list.
00:21:01You know I hate you now.
00:21:03Merry Christmas.
00:21:05Lola!
00:21:06Hi!
00:21:07Come on!
00:21:08Let's go!
00:21:09I hope you spend it alone.
00:21:12Ta-da!
00:21:13Wait, Lola, no.
00:21:14I'm not eating at Tina's diner.
00:21:16It's either here or the Chinese buffet that only serves pierogies.
00:21:19And has read their last three health inspections.
00:21:21Plus, I don't think Jules is helping out today.
00:21:24Okay.
00:21:25Yeah, the diner it is.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:30I am so glad we did this.
00:21:32You know, I always felt a misconnection with you in high school.
00:21:34We could have been, like, so close.
00:21:37Um, sure.
00:21:39Um, that's a keeper.
00:21:43I can see Jules has dabbled in the menu.
00:21:47Pan-fried pastry roll filled with artisanal cheese and aged salami.
00:21:53That's a pizza pocket.
00:21:57Jules!
00:21:58Hi!
00:21:58What are you doing here?
00:22:00With her?
00:22:01She's one of my best friends.
00:22:02No, she isn't.
00:22:03Well, she could be.
00:22:06She said she loves you.
00:22:08I mean, said hi to you.
00:22:09No, she didn't.
00:22:11Hi.
00:22:11You said she wasn't going to be here today.
00:22:14Did I?
00:22:16Oops.
00:22:17Let's risk the Chinese buffet.
00:22:19It'll be totally cool.
00:22:20Don't worry.
00:22:20She told me that she doesn't hate you anymore.
00:22:23Okay, that's a lie.
00:22:24She, like, really, really hates you.
00:22:26It's borderline unhealthy.
00:22:28But we can fix that.
00:22:32Jules!
00:22:33Look who's here!
00:22:34I'm just, you know, just searching.
00:22:38What are you doing here?
00:22:40What am I doing here?
00:22:41At a diner?
00:22:43Um, I don't know.
00:22:44Do you ask all of your customers that?
00:22:46Hey, Joe!
00:22:47What are you doing here at the diner?
00:22:50Julianne's asking everybody.
00:22:51Eating.
00:22:53Dumbass.
00:22:56We're eating.
00:22:57Dumbass.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59This isn't a great start.
00:23:01I thought it was pretty clear that I didn't want to see you.
00:23:03And I thought we agreed to avoid each other.
00:23:06I think what Jules is trying to say is that she's happy that you're making an effort.
00:23:10Okay, stop.
00:23:11And is trying to fix that broken bond between the two of you.
00:23:13Making that first step is the hardest.
00:23:15That's the complete opposite of what I just said.
00:23:17Okay, I wouldn't be here if Lola didn't basically force me.
00:23:20Trust me, I want to see you way less than you want to see me.
00:23:24Okay, and what Maggie's trying to say is that she regrets not coming to see you sooner.
00:23:28And she valued your relationship in hopes that one day you guys can be as close as you once were.
00:23:34Yeah.
00:23:35Okay.
00:23:37Shouldn't you be cooking or something?
00:23:38We're actually all out of food today.
00:23:44If I'm being honest, it's actually going better than I thought.
00:23:51Should we?
00:23:52If you don't, I will.
00:23:55If you've got more decorations.
00:23:56I know.
00:24:00No, it's just the bottom.
00:24:01It's just around.
00:24:04I don't know how he is sleeping through this.
00:24:07Oh, that's good.
00:24:07Yeah.
00:24:09So, you find some job yet?
00:24:11No.
00:24:12No.
00:24:12You know, the diner is hiring.
00:24:15Very funny.
00:24:17No, everyone is talking about you guys.
00:24:18They're really hoping for a holiday romance.
00:24:20Does no one here have anything else better to do?
00:24:24No, I got your back.
00:24:25I made sure everyone knows that Jules is way out of your leave.
00:24:28Okay, thanks.
00:24:31Wait, wait, look.
00:24:36Yeah, she really shouldn't be driving anymore.
00:24:40We're late.
00:24:42Girls, let's hurry up!
00:24:43For what?
00:24:44You seriously don't remember what we do every year?
00:24:48Oh, no.
00:24:50No.
00:24:50Oh, yes.
00:24:51Oh, yeah.
00:24:52Come adore on this great night.
00:24:55Queens and kings in glorious light.
00:24:59And we all in fab array
00:25:03Celebrate with flair today.
00:25:12Gloria in allaganza.
00:25:23Gloria in extravaganza.
00:25:31Those heels are killing me.
00:25:33Richard, I told you to just wear your boots.
00:25:35But they didn't go with my outfit.
00:25:36Okay.
00:25:37You know what?
00:25:37No, I think I'm going to skip this one.
00:25:39Oh, come on.
00:25:40She's not even going to recognize you.
00:25:42Listen, the faster we get the donations, the sooner we leave.
00:25:45True.
00:25:47I don't even know why I can't call this one.
00:25:49That's a mess.
00:25:53That order was supposed to go through on Wednesday.
00:25:55I don't understand why it hasn't been delivered yet.
00:25:57You realize if it's not in by the weekend, that's going to seriously-
00:26:00It's low.
00:26:00We're waiting.
00:26:02Sorry.
00:26:02Can I call you back?
00:26:03I have carolers and I hope drag.
00:26:07Sorry, guys.
00:26:08Running a restaurant and all?
00:26:10Can I request a song?
00:26:11Oh, sure, honey.
00:26:13But that'll cost you extra.
00:26:14Okay.
00:26:16Since you're in drag, how about Last Christmas?
00:26:29Maggie?
00:26:30What?
00:26:31Who's Maggie?
00:26:32I'm Chestnuts.
00:26:34Just on to the next house.
00:26:38Okay.
00:26:42So, am I not getting a song?
00:26:47Hmm.
00:27:04Everything okay?
00:27:05What?
00:27:06Um, yeah.
00:27:08Yeah, it was just my agent.
00:27:10She probably wants to set me up with some auditions.
00:27:12That's exciting.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:18If you need help with anything, all you have to do is ask.
00:27:24Honestly, things are really great.
00:27:26I've got a couple shows lined up in the new year, so...
00:27:29Okay.
00:27:32Your mother worries about you.
00:27:36But I keep reminding her that you're a smart, independent woman.
00:27:42Not a lot of people who can take off to a brand new city on their own.
00:27:48But you did it.
00:27:50You can do anything.
00:27:54Do you really mean that?
00:27:56We're really proud of you.
00:27:58So if you tell me things are okay, I trust you.
00:28:17When are you going to bring a girl home for Christmas?
00:28:20Mom.
00:28:21What?
00:28:22I can't remember the last time you had a girlfriend.
00:28:25Let alone one you've had long enough for me to meet.
00:28:28I work too much.
00:28:29I don't have time for one.
00:28:31I hate everyone.
00:28:32Do you want more excuses?
00:28:34You need more balance in your life.
00:28:36It can't be work, work, work all the time.
00:28:40Maybe a girlfriend might help relieve some of those stresses.
00:28:44You know what I mean?
00:28:46For my sanity, I'm going to pretend that I don't know what you mean.
00:28:50I'll have to admit, it's been a while since I've had a man.
00:28:54How?
00:28:55I've been through a lot of batteries, if you get my drift.
00:28:58I even have to get up to turn the TV on.
00:29:01Please, let's not go down this road.
00:29:05It's nothing to be ashamed of.
00:29:06I don't really want to be talking about this with you.
00:29:10I just don't want you to run out of batteries like me.
00:29:14I thought you enjoyed being a spinster.
00:29:17Well, who wouldn't?
00:29:18I have complete freedom in my life.
00:29:20I have total flexibility to do what I want.
00:29:23And I have an entire queen bed to myself.
00:29:28But this time of year, it would be nice to share it with someone special.
00:29:40What do you think of Joe?
00:29:43Joe the crossing guard?
00:29:46Joe the creepy guy who comes into the diner and orders one slice of whole wheat toast dry?
00:29:50Like a psychopath?
00:29:51I think he's kind of mysterious.
00:29:55Sure, in like a vagrant kind of way.
00:29:58Maybe this time next year, he might be your new daddy.
00:30:04You know what I mean?
00:30:09I can barely get that one out.
00:30:12I think I threw up a bit in my mouth when you said it.
00:30:19Hey, I wouldn't have to be using my batteries.
00:30:23Please, stop.
00:30:29We hit rapids.
00:30:33Late night, caught in heaven.
00:30:40I'm trying to recapture
00:30:43I remember the love we had to lose.
00:30:52I remember...
00:30:57What the fuck?
00:31:05I really waited last minute to do this.
00:31:08Um, gloves for dad.
00:31:11Life alert for grandma.
00:31:13I can't believe I got stuck with a stupid list this year.
00:31:16What?
00:31:17Oh, yeah.
00:31:18Um, mom wants to know what you want for Christmas.
00:31:21Um, what?
00:31:22What do you want for Christmas?
00:31:25Um, just a second.
00:31:28I'm gonna tell her a vibrator.
00:31:38It's getting hard to avoid each other.
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:42Especially because you keep showing up at my family's diner.
00:31:48Can I get a coffee, please?
00:31:59So, um, how's your day going?
00:32:05Oh, actually...
00:32:06Okay, look, I don't really care.
00:32:07Um, I need a favor.
00:32:09My answer is no.
00:32:10What?
00:32:11I didn't even tell you what it is yet.
00:32:12Well, you asked me for a favor,
00:32:15and normally that's something you do for somebody that you like.
00:32:17And, well.
00:32:19Wow.
00:32:20You turned into a real jerk.
00:32:23Did anyone ever tell you that?
00:32:25God.
00:32:28Okay, fine.
00:32:29What is it?
00:32:33Will you hire me?
00:32:34Just until New Year's.
00:32:36What?
00:32:37No.
00:32:38Sorry.
00:32:39We don't need any extra help.
00:32:41You have a sign in the window.
00:32:44That is just decor.
00:32:47Aren't you a celebrity?
00:32:49Why would you want to work in a diner anyways?
00:32:51I need it to do research for a role that I'm doing in the new year,
00:32:55which is why it'll only be for a couple weeks.
00:32:57No.
00:32:57No, forget it.
00:32:59Absolutely not.
00:33:01Remember in our junior year,
00:33:03when we made those special brownies
00:33:05that Tina accidentally ate
00:33:06and she got really sick.
00:33:08We told her it was bad eggs.
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:12It would be a shame
00:33:13if I told her what was really in them now.
00:33:20You start tomorrow.
00:33:22I don't know.
00:33:55Okay, do not close this door, okay?
00:33:58The handle broke recently and it doesn't work properly.
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:03This afternoon, this afternoon, starting fresh has me delighted.
00:34:19Unknown faces keep me frightened.
00:34:25There's a heart that beats me lonely, I have no friends.
00:34:33But I will assume, I will assume.
00:35:01I miss the snow. It's so magical this time of year.
00:35:11Uh, where do you think you're going?
00:35:14Um, home? Unlike you, I actually have a life.
00:35:21I have a life. Very busy, successful, fulfilling life.
00:35:28And yet we both got the key to the city.
00:35:35Just help me bring these boxes to the back, okay?
00:35:37And then you can go have a life.
00:35:40Fine.
00:35:53Please tell me that you did not close that door that I told you not to close.
00:35:56It was an accident.
00:36:09Use your lesbian strength.
00:36:14Please.
00:36:24Use your lesbian strength.
00:36:25Okay, well, it's only funny when I say it.
00:36:35I'm gonna call my dad.
00:36:36Yeah, yeah.
00:36:38I need to wear my coat.
00:36:40Please tell me you have your phone on you.
00:36:46Let's go up.
00:36:53Okay.
00:36:54Good news is, I have service.
00:36:56Bad news is, I have 2% battery.
00:36:59I'm sorry.
00:37:04Mom?
00:37:05Mom?
00:37:06Hello?
00:37:06Can you hear me?
00:37:08Tina?
00:37:09Tina, no.
00:37:09No, I don't care what happened on Whoever's Got Talent.
00:37:12Mom, we are...
00:37:17Shit.
00:37:19It's dead.
00:37:20No.
00:37:21No, I can't believe this.
00:37:24What are we gonna do?
00:37:26We could try screaming for help.
00:37:33Help!
00:37:47That was my only idea.
00:37:50I can't believe we're actually stuck here.
00:37:57You don't think.
00:38:09Oh, it's still here.
00:38:11Is that?
00:38:13From senior year.
00:38:21Okay.
00:38:24I'm so sure that it's your turn.
00:38:26My turn.
00:38:27Okay.
00:38:31Okay.
00:38:35I'm sorry.
00:38:38What is so funny?
00:38:40Okay, my thought process, right?
00:38:43I was thinking of the last time that we'd been trapped and it reminded me of that snowstorm in our
00:38:50junior year.
00:38:51The one where we got stuck in the movie theater parking lot.
00:38:55And last Christmas was playing on the radio and you got out of the car because you wanted to climb
00:39:04on the roof and draw a heart on the sunroof.
00:39:08Yeah.
00:39:09Yeah.
00:39:09And then I got down and then nothing else happened.
00:39:12That was the end of the story.
00:39:13No, no, no, no.
00:39:14I distinctly remember you making a not so graceful journey back down.
00:39:18In fact, you didn't just fall off of the roof of the car.
00:39:22You bounced the entire way down.
00:39:24Okay.
00:39:24I legit thought you might have died.
00:39:28It was really slippery, okay?
00:39:38Wasn't that the night that we first...
00:39:45Um...
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:48Sorry.
00:39:49Um...
00:39:50I think so.
00:39:57All I ever wanted was to be close to you.
00:40:01I was happy even just being trapped in a car.
00:40:06I was way more into you than you were into me.
00:40:09That is...
00:40:10not true.
00:40:11Yeah, it is.
00:40:12You were always blowing me off to do extra homework or extra shifts at the diner.
00:40:17I mean, you missed my 16th birthday because that was the summer you decided you wanted to learn to cook
00:40:22your way through every French recipe.
00:40:25I wasn't even invited to your birthday.
00:40:27Well, we were gonna meet up after and...
00:40:30We were always gonna meet up after.
00:40:35You hid me our entire relationship.
00:40:40You were so consumed with wanting to be popular and acting like how you thought others would like you.
00:40:47That is not true.
00:40:54No.
00:40:56You're right.
00:40:56I...
00:40:59I messed up.
00:41:03I didn't think of it that way.
00:41:10I was voted most likely to succeed in high school and...
00:41:16I ended up being the most unsuccessful.
00:41:18I was voted most likely to not be remembered at our 10-year reunion.
00:41:25Why did they even give that one vote?
00:41:27I don't know.
00:41:31It's cold in here.
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:47Thanks.
00:42:05I'm here to save the day.
00:42:08Oops.
00:42:11I'm sorry.
00:42:12I thought this was the bathroom.
00:42:29Tina.
00:42:30Man.
00:42:32Man.
00:42:46Yesterday I picked a part.
00:42:52All we were back at the start.
00:42:57Seemed to me long ago games.
00:43:03What if now we're just the same?
00:43:08And I know that time changes many things.
00:43:15But could it possibly change everything?
00:43:21With you.
00:43:24Ooh.
00:43:25I'm sorry.
00:43:25Ooh.
00:43:27Ooh.
00:43:28With you.
00:43:29Ooh.
00:43:33ooh
00:43:34Ooh
00:43:36Ooh.
00:43:38With you.
00:43:40Ooh.
00:43:41Ooh.
00:43:44With you.
00:43:46Ooh.
00:43:59Okay, I've had two Red Bulls, two coffees.
00:44:01I'm going to need another black coffee.
00:44:03I feel that energy today.
00:44:04Lola.
00:44:05It feels a bit different.
00:44:06Yes, poor me.
00:44:07Poor me.
00:44:09Maggie, we are out of rye bread.
00:44:11If you can let the customers know, please.
00:44:12Yeah, okay.
00:44:14Okay.
00:44:15Okay.
00:44:15That'd be good.
00:44:17Okay, thanks.
00:44:20Uh, what happened with you two?
00:44:23She said, please.
00:44:23Nothing.
00:44:25Oh, I'm sorry.
00:44:26Let me get that.
00:44:27No, you're busy.
00:44:28No, no, honestly.
00:44:29No, babe, I'm sorry.
00:44:30Sorry?
00:44:31No, seriously, it's fine.
00:44:33I got it.
00:44:37Uh, I think I'm good.
00:44:41Maggie?
00:44:41Maggie!
00:44:42Oh, sorry.
00:44:43Jeez.
00:44:43Please.
00:44:44Sorry.
00:44:45Okay, everyone knows you two got trapped in here last night, but you're both acting like
00:44:48you slept together.
00:44:50Oh, my God.
00:44:52Did you guys, you know, scissors?
00:44:56What?
00:44:56What?
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Scissoring's not a thing.
00:44:58What?
00:44:59It is, but not in the way...
00:45:01Nothing happened.
00:45:02This is awful.
00:45:03I miss you now.
00:45:04It's okay.
00:45:06It's okay.
00:45:08Okay.
00:45:10I need to know.
00:45:11Did you guys...
00:45:13You know...
00:45:14What?
00:45:20Nothing happened.
00:45:21What?
00:45:21No, I swear.
00:45:22Okay?
00:45:23There...
00:45:24There was a moment, and then...
00:45:26And then we...
00:45:28We what?
00:45:30Godwomen!
00:45:30Shh!
00:45:31Tell me!
00:45:31Shh!
00:45:34Kissed.
00:45:35Kissed?
00:45:37Just kissed?
00:45:39That is how lesbians act when they kiss?
00:45:41Why did you even whisper that?
00:45:44Mine.
00:45:48What is it with you two in the coffee today?
00:45:50Lola is dead.
00:45:51Sorry.
00:45:53Uh...
00:45:54I don't even know how I feel about her.
00:45:57I am so confused.
00:45:59Well, do you want to kiss her again?
00:46:06Yeah.
00:46:09I think that might be your answer.
00:46:13This coffee is nasty.
00:46:15You need to get me a new one, please.
00:46:17Just get me...
00:46:17Sorry.
00:46:18I didn't make it.
00:46:19This is gonna...
00:46:21Jules!
00:46:32Okay.
00:46:32Well, um...
00:46:33I guess I'll get going.
00:46:36Maggie's leaving.
00:46:37Oh.
00:46:39Already?
00:46:41I'm gonna go to the back to do some inventory.
00:46:43It'll be a while.
00:46:45A long while.
00:46:46You won't see me around for quite a bit.
00:46:48Okay.
00:46:49Kate, Mom.
00:46:56Are you doing anything later?
00:46:59I was just gonna swing by Lola's for a bit.
00:47:02Oh.
00:47:03Okay.
00:47:04I...
00:47:05I just thought if you weren't doing anything White Christmas is playing at the theater, maybe you wanted to go.
00:47:11Yeah.
00:47:11I can see if Lola wants to come.
00:47:15Oh.
00:47:16I'm just kidding.
00:47:18I would love to see White Christmas with you.
00:47:22Okay.
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:28Okay.
00:47:28I forgot my pen.
00:47:30Actually, I don't need a pen.
00:47:32What was I thinking?
00:47:34I can use a safety pen and my own blood.
00:47:37I'm sorry.
00:47:41So, I...
00:47:43I'll see you later?
00:47:44Yeah.
00:47:45I'll see you later.
00:47:48Okay.
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:50Bye.
00:48:13Okay.
00:48:14Which one?
00:48:14What's the message you're trying to send tonight?
00:48:17Um...
00:48:18I don't know.
00:48:18Let's try to be more than friends, maybe, if you want, but no pressure.
00:48:25Oh, babe.
00:48:26That is so lame.
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:29Well, what message should I be sending?
00:48:31Like, you've missed out on this for ten years.
00:48:34And I'm opening the door for you a crack.
00:48:38Nope.
00:48:39A smidge?
00:48:41No.
00:48:42I'm just unlocking the door.
00:48:44So, you better knock me off my feet tonight if you want to get a second chance.
00:48:48Yeah.
00:48:49I don't have a shirt that says that.
00:48:51I don't know.
00:48:52Halter?
00:48:53Tube top?
00:48:54Brooke, it's snowing.
00:48:55It could work.
00:48:56More importantly, what are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:01What?
00:49:06I don't know.
00:49:08Maybe, can you drink?
00:49:10Sometimes we can't drink.
00:49:11Hello?
00:49:22So clear this year...
00:49:25Hope you're playing the xi's first for one to the s差 one.
00:49:26Yeah, absolutely.
00:49:27Yeah...
00:49:27I know.
00:49:28It's hard to
00:49:31That's pretty good.
00:49:31Bye.
00:49:35This is Julianne?
00:49:37Joe? How'd you get this number?
00:49:40Okay, slow down, slow down.
00:49:43Is she okay? Okay, okay, I'll be there in five.
00:50:05Pardon me that you're dead.
00:50:10Bye?
00:50:12What are you doing here?
00:50:14You didn't answer any of my calls.
00:50:16You broke up with me.
00:50:18A month before Christmas, when you promised that you'd come?
00:50:22You made me look like an idiot.
00:50:24And if you answered any of my calls,
00:50:29you'd know that...
00:50:32I'm sorry.
00:50:36Look, you're like the longest relationship I've ever had.
00:50:39Three months?
00:50:40And that's like five years in lesbian math.
00:50:47I made a mistake.
00:50:50It was stupid, and I realized almost immediately after we broke up that...
00:50:57I want you, Maggie.
00:51:00I flew across the country for you.
00:51:05I'd fly across the world if you wanted me to.
00:51:11So...
00:51:12Will I make it up to you?
00:51:23Do you mean that?
00:51:25Or are those just lyrics to a new song?
00:51:29I mean it.
00:51:31And I may also use them as lyrics to a new song.
00:51:53Why didn't you tell me you weren't feeling good?
00:51:55I didn't want to worry you.
00:51:57You tell me everything!
00:52:00Things I don't even want to know, you tell me.
00:52:02It was a mild heart attack.
00:52:04I've had period cramps that were worse than that.
00:52:07From now on, you will be telling me everything you are feeling.
00:52:11Always.
00:52:12Fine.
00:52:14Do you know who called the ambulance at the diner?
00:52:17I'm guessing it was Joe.
00:52:19He also called me.
00:52:20It was.
00:52:22He's a lifesaver.
00:52:24One of those kids was not his fault.
00:52:28You don't need to be here.
00:52:30I know how busy you are.
00:52:31I can manage fine on my own.
00:52:34You shouldn't have to be alone.
00:52:36Okay, my work is okay with me taking some extra time off.
00:52:39So I'm going to stay here until you're feeling better.
00:52:43You are more important to me.
00:52:54All I'm wanting to do is cuddle even only.
00:52:57Let's do this for a new áshat time watching....
00:52:57Is it a trampoline?
00:52:59Yeah.
00:53:01Is it a trampoline?
00:53:03Is it a trampoline � il Marchese?
00:53:03If I saw that, I would rather pull up a bop a cackler.
00:53:17Who? What? Where? When? Why? I need answers. Vivian. Everyone calls her Vi. Maggie's ex. Flew in from L.A.
00:53:32a couple nights ago. She's a Scorpio, so completely wrong for Maggie.
00:53:36I'm a Virgo. That's much more compatible. Someone should let Maggie know I'm a Virgo. And still single. Vi's a
00:53:41musician. She's in the band called the Sadies. They're amazing. I have all their albums. Like, I can't even believe
00:53:46she's dating Maggie. I love Jules and all, but this girl wants some promo concert tickets. I'm sure the entire
00:53:52town is talking about it. What? This town? No. It's kind of funny, though. What's funny?
00:54:05That Maggie now has two exes in her hometown at Christmas time that want her. Want her? Okay. I didn't
00:54:11say that I wanted her. I don't even care, okay? It's not like we were even dating or anything. We
00:54:16just kissed? I know. Isn't that, like, second base in the lesbian world? I thought it was almost kiss. Kiss
00:54:23and then move in together.
00:54:26Whatever. Whatever. It's all over now, anyways. She's got her hot musician girlfriend. Optics. That's all she ever cared about.
00:54:36Let's not forget, you were the one who stood her up at the movies. Did you not? Yeah, but Tina...
00:54:41I know. But she didn't know that when she was all alone, waiting at the movie theater.
00:54:46Heart! Okay. Fill out the cool, sexy, successful hot girl with. Look at those titties.
00:54:57Did you seriously heart this? Keep your friends close and your potential best friends closer. Isn't that the same?
00:55:02Uh, I thought I told you to go rest. I can handle this. Okay. Okay.
00:55:12You know, I'm glad Maggie got what she always wanted. Never be the cool, hot girl.
00:55:19You could be if you burned your hair.
00:55:26I didn't order this.
00:55:29What the hell are you doing?
00:55:31Sorry. Ah, this isn't yours.
00:55:34Clearly.
00:55:38What?
00:55:41Oh, s...
00:55:45Do you think Maggie knows why I didn't show up at the theater?
00:55:49Yes!
00:55:52How... Any or all of these people have probably already told her.
00:55:56Okay, look. You're my best friend.
00:55:58I could honestly tell from the moment you guys saw each other again, that you were still into her.
00:56:03My intuition is that good.
00:56:05Is it that obvious?
00:56:07You guys are adults now, but you seem to keep acting like teenagers.
00:56:11Adults tell each other how they feel. Tell her how you feel, or I will.
00:56:17You okay? Yeah?
00:56:19Okay, now back to me.
00:56:21I'm rehearsing my one-woman play later today.
00:56:23Walk, Lola. Walk.
00:56:25Don't stop. Keep running.
00:56:28Are you able to come and give notes?
00:56:30And advice?
00:56:32I'm... I'm not.
00:56:35Maggie and Vi will be there.
00:56:40What I meant was I'm not... not coming.
00:56:44Is it yes or no?
00:56:47Double negatives confuse me.
00:56:49Are you?
00:56:53Guys, can we fix the light?
00:56:55A little to the left, please.
00:56:57It has to be perfect.
00:56:59Come on. Spotlight on me.
00:57:02Hold me.
00:57:02Is this seat taken?
00:57:05The theater is literally empty.
00:57:07Well, it's the best seat in the house for the acoustics.
00:57:21It was Christmas Eve, 1998.
00:57:24It was when I first discovered my vulva.
00:57:28And now, the dance of the vulva.
00:57:31Aren't you going to introduce me?
00:57:33Vi, this is Jules.
00:57:35She works at the diner.
00:57:36Jules, Vi, now let's watch Lola.
00:57:39Nice to meet you.
00:57:41How long is this going to go?
00:57:43I'm actually a chef at a world-renowned restaurant in New York.
00:57:47Cool.
00:57:48Everyone died from food poisoning.
00:57:50My mother never cooked again.
00:57:54Vi's in a band.
00:57:55But you probably already knew that.
00:57:57They're kind of famous.
00:57:58They just sold out the Greek.
00:58:01I'm actually kind of famous too.
00:58:03I wrote a cookbook.
00:58:04It's a bestseller.
00:58:05A town bestseller.
00:58:07So, let's not quote.
00:58:08And not to brag, but Vi's bank account amount looks like a phone number.
00:58:12What? 911?
00:58:15Sorry, are you talking about me?
00:58:16Guys, can you not talk during my performance?
00:58:19This is art.
00:58:20Art takes time.
00:58:21Do not waste my time.
00:58:22This is live theater, Lola.
00:58:24You gotta ignore the distractions.
00:58:26Yeah, you're lucky that I'm even here.
00:58:28True.
00:58:29Thanks, guys.
00:58:30Where was I?
00:58:31Ah, yes.
00:58:33I remember when my mother picked up the pickle ornament.
00:58:36The same ornament I had used earlier, too.
00:58:39Wow.
00:58:40So, your phone does work.
00:58:43And what is that supposed to mean?
00:58:46Sorry, I gotta take this.
00:58:48I'll be back.
00:58:55Just that you didn't call me to tell me about Tina?
00:58:58I had to hear about it from Lola.
00:59:00Okay, look, I'm sorry I was a little preoccupied taking care of my sick mother and I didn't think to
00:59:04call you right away.
00:59:04At all.
00:59:06You didn't call me at all.
00:59:11Okay.
00:59:12Look, I'm sorry I didn't call you.
00:59:15It's fine.
00:59:19It's clearly not fine.
00:59:20Well, it's over now.
00:59:23Okay.
00:59:24Shh.
00:59:25Just watch Lola.
00:59:26You shouldn't be talking.
00:59:34Did I miss something?
00:59:36No.
00:59:38Well, Lola lived.
00:59:40Lola will always live.
00:59:50Lola.
01:00:07So, what's with you and Julie?
01:00:13Jules?
01:00:15Same thing.
01:00:17What do you mean?
01:00:20Come on, Max.
01:00:22You two are acting like two angry exes.
01:00:26Okay, I would never want to date someone like her.
01:00:30Okay.
01:00:32You sure?
01:00:33Because you seemed pretty upset when you left the theater.
01:00:37Yeah, well, I thought that she was my friend and she treats me like I'm nothing.
01:00:45So...
01:00:46Look, I don't want to talk about her anymore.
01:00:49Okay?
01:00:50Okay.
01:00:55Um, okay.
01:00:57There may have been an ulterior motive to me coming here for Christmas.
01:01:03What is it?
01:01:05So, I just found out from my label that I'm going on tour.
01:01:11On tour?
01:01:12Yeah.
01:01:12So, six months in Europe and then headed to Asia for like another six months.
01:01:18And...
01:01:19I want you to come with me.
01:01:24That's a whole year.
01:01:27Yeah, but I mean, you said it yourself.
01:01:30You wanted to take a little break from acting.
01:01:33This is perfect timing.
01:01:36Yeah.
01:01:36Yeah.
01:01:37Yeah, I know, but...
01:01:43Look.
01:01:44I could do this without you.
01:01:48But I don't want to.
01:01:51You're my muse.
01:01:53I want you with me.
01:01:56Are you sure you want me tagging along?
01:01:58I don't want to get in the way.
01:02:00There's only we in this relationship.
01:02:03But...
01:02:04Not me.
01:02:06I want to do this together.
01:02:12You don't have to answer me right now, but...
01:02:15Just...
01:02:16Think about it.
01:02:17Okay?
01:02:21I don't need to think about it.
01:02:23I'm in.
01:02:24Yeah?
01:02:25Yeah, I'm in.
01:02:27I need to, yes.
01:02:28Yes.
01:02:32Door open, ladies.
01:02:34I hope you're joking.
01:02:36I keep forgetting that you're adults.
01:02:38Carry on and have fun.
01:02:40Mr. Gargland has been called.
01:02:47Sorry.
01:02:50I'm just glad you're coming.
01:02:52Me too.
01:02:58Maggie?
01:03:00This is from your father and I.
01:03:02Well, when you open it, he's going to be just as surprised as you are.
01:03:05He never knows what we'd get you.
01:03:07Well, I paid for it.
01:03:08Oh, my God, Richard.
01:03:09It doesn't matter.
01:03:15Um...
01:03:16Mom.
01:03:17Dad, I can't accept this.
01:03:19What is it?
01:03:20What the hell?
01:03:20You guys got me socks and underwear.
01:03:22How is this fair?
01:03:22What is it?
01:03:23A car?
01:03:25You live rent-free.
01:03:27Maybe if you get your own place and start paying rent,
01:03:29I'll buy something more expensive for you, too.
01:03:32Socks and underwear are fine.
01:03:34Maggie,
01:03:35we just don't want you to give up on your dreams.
01:03:38We've really loved having you at home this year.
01:03:41I mean,
01:03:42we just want to help out a little.
01:03:48Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Dad.
01:03:50Just promise me you'll come home as much as you can, okay?
01:03:53I promise.
01:03:54Okay, sweetheart.
01:03:55Seriously, what did we get you?
01:03:59It's actual chicken scratch.
01:04:01I don't even know how Dad could read this.
01:04:04All of those recipes were in his head.
01:04:07I had to beg for him to write it down before he died.
01:04:10Two tablespoons of guapa? Guaba?
01:04:14I actually think he might have made up ingredients just to mess with us.
01:04:18Knowing your father? That wouldn't surprise me.
01:04:21I've tried this recipe every Christmas for the last 15 years,
01:04:25and I can't seem to get it right.
01:04:28Do you think Dad would have been proud of me?
01:04:30Who would have been proud of you if you were a dishwasher?
01:04:32He just wanted you to be happy, no matter what you did.
01:04:36I really miss him.
01:04:38And his bad puns and his long overdrawn stories.
01:04:43And his bad singing.
01:04:45The voice of a dying cat.
01:04:51Maybe we should make something else.
01:04:54Honestly, it's fun to just cook with you.
01:04:57Even if we don't get it right.
01:04:59Why don't we start again?
01:05:02I think there's some guaba in the fridge.
01:05:05I think you mean guapa?
01:05:06It's on the shelf.
01:05:15What does that say?
01:05:17Butter.
01:05:18Butter.
01:05:26Anyway.
01:05:29Merry Christmas.
01:05:30Merry Christmas.
01:05:33You finally nailed your Dad's holiday pie?
01:05:37Only took 16 years.
01:05:49is joe here i heard he'd be here oh don't you dare go home with joe tonight
01:05:54i'm sorry he's the one for me oh mom higher standards mom
01:06:09hi hi you can't be mad at me it's christmas it's like a reset for the year i'm not mad
01:06:18anymore um
01:06:20bye invited me on tour with them and we leave tomorrow and honestly i'm i'm really excited
01:06:28so can we can we talk quick okay what's up like
01:06:35just want a little more private lemon in there we'll get some snacks how's that sound yes perfect
01:06:45please sure yeah i've heard things about you
01:06:55perfect hey hey cheers wow what literally nothing has changed in this room
01:07:15you still have this okay well yeah i'm a hoarder clearly
01:07:24so what's up
01:07:29i quit my job in new york what i i don't understand why would you do that
01:07:38because i would rather be remembered by the people that i love and by strangers that i don't know
01:07:52that's great jules maggie maggie wait wait there's something else
01:08:05don't go on tour with vi
01:08:09i am sorry that it has taken me so long to show up for you like you've always needed me
01:08:15to
01:08:17you've always been in the back of my mind and i don't want to spend 10 more seconds without you
01:08:25i choose us maggie
01:08:30i love you
01:08:38um i think you're gonna want to come downstairs
01:08:52um maggie what's going on
01:08:57maggie catherine pierce
01:09:04oh no you are my inspiration my ingenuity my vision
01:09:13i know i've thrown a lot of curveballs at you this trip but there's one more
01:09:23i don't want to
01:09:24marry me
01:09:28um i know you're at a loss for words
01:09:34i do you want to be my wife
01:09:37for christ's sake you two are so wrong for one another it's obvious who maggie should be with
01:10:06the amount of talking in this family it just goes on and on
01:10:13can't a woman sleep in peace
01:10:21why
01:10:24bye wait bye wait bye wait
01:10:28just open the bye
01:10:42no no no no no no no no
01:10:43fuck
01:10:45fuck
01:10:51run
01:10:52seriously
01:10:53go get her
01:11:00And now, a new radio single from Mercedes.
01:11:05Ah, this song is good.
01:11:29I thought lesbians were supposed to be good at directions.
01:11:31This is painful.
01:11:37Pick up, pick up.
01:11:54Side window, side window, side window.
01:12:03Can someone do something?
01:12:36Vi!
01:12:39Vi, I'm sorry!
01:12:42What is this town, a maze?
01:12:45I feel so stupid.
01:12:46Don't!
01:12:47Look, I'm sorry.
01:12:48It was just, it was way too soon.
01:12:50I'm not talking about the proposal.
01:12:53I can't believe I was too stupid not to see what was going on between you and Jessica.
01:12:57It's Jules.
01:12:58Whatever.
01:12:58But nothing was happening between us.
01:13:01Well, we did kiss.
01:13:03You kissed?
01:13:05When?
01:13:06A few days ago.
01:13:07Yes, but we were broken up.
01:13:09Wait, wait.
01:13:10Was this the same night that I arrived?
01:13:12No, of course not.
01:13:14Wait, did you get back with your ex the same night that Tina had a heart attack?
01:13:18Okay, first of all, it was angina, and how did this get turned back on me?
01:13:22How did you fall in love with someone you barely know so quickly?
01:13:27Did I really mean that a little to you?
01:13:29No, why?
01:13:29Barely knew.
01:13:30We dated for two years in high school.
01:13:34Really?
01:13:39I can explain.
01:13:40And this is exactly why I don't date small-town lesbians.
01:13:45It's just too messy.
01:13:47Oh, please, like L.A. is any better.
01:13:48The chart looks like a fucking galaxy.
01:13:50Okay, let me just get this straight.
01:13:53So, you got back with your ex the same night.
01:13:56No!
01:13:57Which means you didn't actually like me.
01:13:59Jules!
01:13:59And you never even told her that we dated?
01:14:03God, it's been over ten years and you're still hiding me.
01:14:08And then to top it all off, you had the audacity to get mad at me?
01:14:12Am I missing anything here?
01:14:15I think you nailed it there, Jamie.
01:14:17The only good thing to come from all of this
01:14:20is that I'm going to get one hell of a breakup album.
01:14:25I cannot wait to listen to that.
01:14:30You...
01:14:31You haven't changed one bit.
01:14:36Guys, wait!
01:14:53How to Lose Two Girls in Ten Minutes.
01:14:56The Maggie Pierce story.
01:14:59You know, maybe next year you can bring home Fern.
01:15:01It'll be a yearly X-mas tradition.
01:15:08You know, it's only fun to rip on you when you rip back.
01:15:11Talk to me.
01:15:13You okay?
01:15:15I think I really messed up this time.
01:15:18Well, stay and make it up to Jules.
01:15:20Or if you don't want Jules,
01:15:21go back to L.A. and make it up to Vi.
01:15:24It's actually pretty simple.
01:15:26I vote Threpple.
01:15:28But no one seems to be asking for my opinion.
01:15:31Hello?
01:15:33God.
01:15:34So annoying.
01:15:36I don't even know how I'd get her back.
01:15:39And her is?
01:15:42I gotta go.
01:15:43I'm gonna miss my flight.
01:15:45Wait, who is her, Max?
01:15:46No, wait, wait, wait.
01:15:47Tell me, who is her, Jules?
01:15:48No.
01:15:49Vi.
01:15:49It's Vi.
01:15:50Lola.
01:15:52Hey, glad you could come.
01:15:55Happy New Year.
01:15:56Yeah.
01:15:56I think there's about a, what, half an hour?
01:15:59It's business casual.
01:16:01Hey, you guys doing okay?
01:16:03You need some drinks?
01:16:04This is business casual.
01:16:06I got a drink for you.
01:16:06Happy New Year.
01:16:08That's weird.
01:16:09Good to see you.
01:16:10Glad you could check.
01:16:11I love it.
01:16:12Oh, that's you.
01:16:14Hey.
01:16:14How are you guys?
01:16:15Oh, thanks.
01:16:16I made it a double.
01:16:22She's in L.A.
01:16:25There was a tiny part of me that thought maybe she'd still pick me.
01:16:28Cheer up.
01:16:29It's going to be a new year.
01:16:31Maybe it's time to get back out there.
01:16:33There are a ton of eligible women here.
01:16:35Like who?
01:16:36Megan.
01:16:37She just got a key to the city.
01:16:39The whole city.
01:16:41I really will just give that key to anyone.
01:16:45Thanks, guys.
01:16:46But I feel like maybe I'm just meant to be alone.
01:16:49It's in my DNA.
01:16:50Like Tina.
01:16:51My sweet hero.
01:16:53Well, I'm rooting for you and Megan.
01:16:56Happy New Year.
01:17:13Two minutes till midnight!
01:17:16Hey, what are you doing here?
01:17:18Um, where's Jules?
01:17:19Um, I don't know.
01:17:20She's here somewhere.
01:17:21Okay.
01:17:33I know we saw each other last night, but I already miss you.
01:17:39I made a mistake.
01:17:41I am such an idiot.
01:17:43Can you forgive me?
01:17:44Don't go spending my $50.
01:17:51I hate that I chose L.A. over you.
01:17:55I hate that when I come home, it's not to you.
01:17:58And I hate that I'm the reason why.
01:18:02I miss talking to you.
01:18:05I miss you every single day.
01:18:08Babe.
01:18:10What are you...
01:18:11I want to be your midnight kiss.
01:18:12Every year.
01:18:14Forever.
01:18:15Happy New Year's.
01:18:17Jules.
01:18:24Okay, people.
01:18:25Give them some privacy.
01:18:26God, why is everyone so nosy in this town?
01:18:31This is the phone that I had when we graduated high school.
01:18:35You know you can recycle it, right?
01:18:38On it are drafts and drafts of text messages that I never sent you.
01:18:44I thought about you a lot, Jules, every single day, actually, even after we broke up.
01:18:56And I should have told you all of this when we were still together, and when I went to L
01:19:02.A.,
01:19:02and even when we saw each other this year, but here it is.
01:19:09I'm yours, if you want me.
01:19:15So, please say you want me.
01:19:19Attention, everyone.
01:19:21I, Maggie Pierce, am completely and utterly in love with Julian Alba.
01:19:29Jules, you are impossible to forget.
01:19:34Of course I still want you.
01:19:36Oh, I'm your birthday!
01:19:39Oh, I'm your birthday!
01:19:39Oh, I'm your birthday!
01:19:40Oh, I'm your birthday!
01:19:40Oh, I'm your birthday!
01:19:43Oh, I'm your birthday!
01:19:47Oh, I'm your birthday!
01:19:50Oh, I'm your birthday!
01:19:59Oh, I'm your birthday!
01:20:03I just heard a rumor that Maggie is going to propose soon, but that doesn't make any sense to me,
01:20:09Because I thought Julianne was the top, but it would appear that Maggie is the top.
01:20:15Oh, I need to read the lesbian handbook again.
01:20:19That chapter about when your ex dates your ex's ex.
01:20:25That's too confusing.
01:20:27Are all lesbians exes?
01:20:30All of them?
01:20:31Maggie and Julianne, they moved to New York together.
01:20:33And she got a recurring role on a show as a lesbian nun.
01:20:37And now, all of America loves her.
01:20:41Give her an Oscar already.
01:20:44If it wasn't very meddling in people's affairs, I really don't know if Mads and Jules would have gone together.
01:20:49Did you hear? About the Smiths?
01:20:52They died.
01:20:54Technically, they're doing a year-long cruise.
01:20:56But what's the difference? This town speaks and gossips.
01:20:59It's alive. It's because of me.
01:21:07Okay, come on. We're late.
01:21:13I am an ugly, ugly man.
01:21:16Woo!
01:21:17I would do me 100%.
01:21:19Okay, let's get going.
01:21:22Wait, and one more.
01:21:27Introducing...
01:21:28Oh, Holly Knight.
01:21:31Yeah!
01:21:38You could have shaved, Joe.
01:21:46Wow.
01:21:49So, this is every year?
01:21:52Every year.
01:21:53Let's do it.
01:22:08I don't look.
01:22:14My old friend.
01:22:15Yes.
01:22:18I know.
01:22:19I know.
01:22:20I know.
01:22:21I know.
01:22:22I know.
01:22:23I know.
01:22:23I know.
01:22:24on christmas morning round the tree santa's been taking his sweet time and there's no guarantee
01:22:33that her and me were meant to be but i've been waiting so patiently
01:22:46she is the reason i am filled with happiness this season not a jingle or a bell can make me
01:22:53smile
01:22:54till christmas day i'll make her mine this holiday
01:23:15i don't need sugar plums or candy canes to get my fix
01:23:22she's sweet enough to keep me up until december 26th and she could be with me
01:23:33oh i've been waiting so patiently she is the reason i am filled with happiness this season not a
01:23:46jingle or a bell can make me smile till christmas day i'll make her mine this holiday
01:23:52you are the reason i am filled with happiness this season not a
01:23:58a jingle or a bell can make me smile till christmas day i'll make you mine this holiday
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