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Boss, Your Ex-Con Bride Is Back - Full
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00:00:02New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:09New Skin Dangerously Hot Is Equipped
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it. This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's Paul! He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why? I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans. You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup. Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:43Eh...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:44Asshole!
00:02:50All right.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it.
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your wife a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13Cole, I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:59Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50All right, chill, please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me.
00:06:29Jen is the new girl.
00:06:31Wait, is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:54She does look kind of cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or?
00:07:22My name's Haley.
00:07:24Wow, Haley.
00:07:25I think you, uh,
00:07:27needs to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence.
00:07:33So did you.
00:07:34Oh, no.
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:46Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her, I must have filled an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened, and I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay, no face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay, yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of-
00:09:18Oh my God, seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30We're trying to have a viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now.
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Dammit!
00:09:42Wrong.
00:09:42Gracias.
00:10:15Gracias.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16Yeah, well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I didn't get home.
00:10:51Of all the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55You're not in my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh my god.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:45Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:26Oh shit!
00:12:28Oh shit!
00:12:29Oh shit!
00:12:30Yo, ¿qué es lo que está pasando?
00:12:32¡Dude, tu enemigo es nuevo y se quedó en la gran pantalla!
00:12:34¿Qué?
00:12:34¡Ya!
00:12:49¡Como!
00:12:50¡Dude!
00:12:51¡Dude!
00:12:55¡Dude!
00:12:56¡Dude!
00:12:56¡Dude!
00:12:59¡Dude!
00:13:00¡Dude!
00:13:00¡Dude!
00:13:01¡Dude!
00:13:03¡Dude!
00:13:08Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:10I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:24why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no.
00:13:29Jen, no.
00:13:29No, no, no.
00:13:30Jen, stop!
00:13:31Jen, stop!
00:13:33Jen!
00:13:35Jen, no!
00:13:35Jen, no!
00:13:48My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?oda
00:13:53¡Oh, Dios mÃo!
00:13:55¡Stop!
00:13:56¡Oh, Dios mÃo!
00:14:07¿Estás bien?
00:14:10¡Gracias!
00:14:11¡Gracias!
00:14:15¡Gracias!
00:14:18¡Gracias!
00:14:24¡Gracias!
00:14:26¿¡Gracias!
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now, if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men.
00:14:43Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:50Mm!
00:14:54¿Cole es en mi lado ahora? ¿Está haciendo esto para jugar con mis sentimientos?
00:14:58Tengo que estar sola.
00:15:00¡Haley!
00:15:05¿Cole es un rico a***** y dijo que somos enemigos?
00:15:09Pero ¿por qué me dio las botellas cuando me miró hoy?
00:15:14No te quedé tan tarde, honey.
00:15:17Love you, mom.
00:15:19Wait, mom.
00:15:24Do, do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Top day, huh?
00:15:54Oh, there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:09Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time, he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41Where?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Army father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, Dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Fail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:20Call me.
00:19:21So you think you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way,
00:19:34Cole's not going to come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:19You're going to hold that thing next to your face
00:20:22and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you got into it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though.
00:21:30I'm not that annoying.
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:34Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37Because it's not going to work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend rears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09Does he...
00:22:11Why you touch him like this?
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:27My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:31Wait.
00:23:31It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:03He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't.
00:24:27I look miserable now.
00:24:29You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We didn't know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:28I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:29Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So, are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:57I don't know.
00:25:58So you have a date?
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me?
00:26:05Jealous?
00:26:06No.
00:26:06Why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26Okay.
00:26:26Sorry.
00:26:27Am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Or maybe trust me and do.
00:26:33Mm-mm.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:46That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why do I want you to regret it?
00:27:11You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:29Hey, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:43I want you.
00:27:50Oh, shit.
00:27:52Is anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock.
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:05Yeah, we're good.
00:28:06We're okay.
00:28:14Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:21Jake.
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax.
00:28:25I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait, car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Er, he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard?
00:29:08I can't do this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:25Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Could you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:55You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:06Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:41Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:50If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report, or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out on a sword room.
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:05So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude,
00:32:26is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me worth bad puns.
00:32:30Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh, my God.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:57Colt, put me down.
00:32:58Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcamole Wizard,
00:34:00I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the dates list.
00:34:12Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Haley?
00:34:36Oh, jeez.
00:34:37God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I know.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57Haley, I...
00:35:06I don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34Just...
00:35:35Just don't go to promenade, Jake.
00:35:51Move.
00:35:53Colt is talking to Haley.
00:35:54Again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05Uh, what do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:17I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Hey, I'm wrong.
00:36:48What?
00:36:48Uh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the peck room.
00:37:00Oh, shit.
00:37:02Oh, shit.
00:37:07Oh, shit.
00:37:08Oh, my God.
00:37:20Stop, guys.
00:37:21Stop it.
00:37:22Stop.
00:37:22Stop.
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit.
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:29I've got to save Cole.
00:37:31I mean, Jake.
00:37:32I've got to save Jake.
00:37:37Oh, shit.
00:37:38Oh, my God.
00:37:40Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:42Haley Roth.
00:37:44That's detention.
00:37:45After school.
00:37:46Don't be late.
00:38:02Cole.
00:38:04What are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:12The locker thing?
00:38:13That was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:21No.
00:38:23He lied about that.
00:38:25I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:28You know, part of that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33He's thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:36I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:45Okay, fine.
00:38:46I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh, my God.
00:39:06I am so fed up with this.
00:39:24I'm so sorry.
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jen!
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you?
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen!
00:39:54What's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09This squirming is burning.
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:12Oh, please.
00:40:12It's baking soda and water.
00:40:13You're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:18Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:32Got to get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:17Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:25It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for Bronco.
00:42:00Okay, okay.
00:42:00I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:13Thank you.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:32Whatever.
00:42:34Whatever.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:45Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:19Oh, my God.
00:43:21Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my castle claimer's messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore.
00:43:28Show him what you really like.
00:43:29Oh, my God.
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:01was that
00:44:01kid ella but i definitely gotta reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:07what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore
00:44:13is a catfish because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:43stop it stop stop
00:44:48i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:54jake hey now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard
00:45:07here you go
00:45:10oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:18what why would you do that oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:25jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:31sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:38yeah nothing personal huh
00:45:41oh
00:45:46all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here
00:45:51is that a leaf blower that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property it wasn't school property dad
00:46:08it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:13could it be because her father's running for senate cole you think that's what it could be
00:46:17who cares
00:46:18i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom
00:46:24what not over my dead body
00:46:27oh because you like that hailey girl i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:32no no please don't please
00:46:34then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward message him
00:46:52just do it just do it
00:46:56you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now
00:47:15i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:37okay
00:47:39you got this haley
00:47:40just take a deep breath
00:47:42you got this
00:47:43you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:11hey haley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:14hi
00:48:14hi
00:48:15hey vax
00:48:16your house is gorgeous
00:48:18i mean
00:48:18no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:20you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:22they don't care about shit
00:48:23get drunk girl
00:48:27whoo
00:48:27get up
00:48:38what are you doing here
00:48:40valley whore
00:48:43looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:45hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:48valley whore
00:48:52jen
00:48:53why are you doing this
00:48:54what have i even done to you
00:48:56to me
00:48:56oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:02those are concerning
00:49:03actually i kind of feel a bit of a perv
00:49:06did you know that
00:49:07hayley
00:49:08she's a little pervy princess
00:49:10pervy princess
00:49:13pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:16pervy princess
00:49:19hey let's get perfect tonight
00:49:21leave me alone
00:49:23is there a fire
00:49:24okay we set off the alarm
00:49:39call
00:49:50oh
00:50:16¿Estás él?
00:50:23No, no, no, no, no.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:51You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:59I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:18¿Qué es eso?
00:51:20Just the devil
00:51:23Get in the car
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole
00:51:28Get in the car
00:51:29Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to
00:51:32Hayley
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was
00:51:36I'm Mr Evans
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship
00:51:40Trash
00:51:40That's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl
00:51:48From a respectable family
00:51:50And that's not you
00:51:51You will be forgotten
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter
00:51:55And your mom works for me
00:51:57Stay away from him
00:51:59Or I swear to God
00:52:01Your mother is fired
00:52:03Dad, stop
00:52:04Don't you touch my family
00:52:06I'll stay away
00:52:08Hayley, come on
00:52:09You don't mean that
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for
00:52:15I hate your greed
00:52:16And your callousness
00:52:18And your elitist ideas
00:52:19Of what you think
00:52:20A good person looks like
00:52:21I hate everything about you
00:52:23I hate all of it
00:52:25I don't want any part of it
00:52:27So Cole
00:52:29Go with your dad
00:52:32Hayley
00:52:40No laptop
00:52:41And no phone
00:52:42For a week
00:52:43Ever since mom died
00:52:45You've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46Hayley, not that's real love
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother
00:52:51I would make you a success, son
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03Hi Hayley
00:53:04I'm Emma
00:53:05I know who you are
00:53:06Right
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad
00:53:09That I accidentally helped
00:53:11And ruin your life
00:53:12So
00:53:12I wanted to return your laptop to you
00:53:14Good as new
00:53:20Oh wow
00:53:22Thanks, Emma
00:53:23Okay, bye
00:53:29One down
00:53:30One to go
00:53:32You're so cool
00:53:33I know, Emma
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:36Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds
00:53:46Hi, Max
00:53:47And Max's friend
00:53:48Sorry, we weren't expecting you
00:53:50Cole's grounded
00:53:51Oh, he is?
00:53:54But it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences
00:53:59Birthday or no, Cole is grounded
00:54:02Well, that really sucks
00:54:04Because he's also the president of the prom committee
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22So we can get back to his very important
00:54:24And very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what
00:54:41What are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:49What?
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53You can tell Hayley who you are now
00:54:54You can be together
00:54:56Just log into this stupid game
00:54:57And tell the girl who you love
00:54:58Who you really are
00:55:00No
00:55:01I'll turn on myself
00:55:03Stick me in your car
00:55:11I'm a lizard
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine
00:55:16I just need some time alone
00:55:25Open the door
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you
00:55:40I'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago
00:55:43Hayley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning
00:55:46My dad threatened to follow your mom
00:55:48And I had to wait a really long time
00:55:50To tell you who I was
00:55:51I got my inheritance
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family
00:55:55So you don't have to choose
00:56:08Hayley, I understand that this changes things
00:56:13If you don't love me the way
00:56:15You love guacamole wizard
00:56:17But
00:56:19Look, I need you to know I love you
00:56:32Cole, I love you
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot
00:56:38I've loved you for months
00:56:39I mean
00:56:40This whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43Because I had to be loyal to him
00:56:44And
00:56:47But you're him
00:56:48You didn't expect her
00:56:50I
00:56:50I mean
00:56:51I
00:56:53I always hoped it was you
00:56:55I do hoped
00:56:57Yes
00:56:59I hoped it was you
00:57:00You were always there for me
00:57:04You're hot, no?
00:57:06You're really fucking hot
00:57:11Hey, uh
00:57:13What are those things I said we could do?
00:57:16You better go
00:57:18Yeah
00:57:21Take my clothes off
00:57:22You're getting there, don't worry
00:57:25I'm so beyond you
00:57:28Just beyond me
00:57:30I'm so beyond you
00:57:34Oh, oh, oh
00:57:36Oh, oh, oh
00:57:38Just beyond me
00:57:41I'm so beyond you
00:57:44I'm so beyond you
00:57:46Okay, so
00:57:46What do you think?
00:57:4910 out of 10
00:57:49Ugh
00:57:50Yeah, we'll do it again
00:57:52I'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:55I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58Alright
00:57:58Alright, that's fair
00:57:59I'll, uh
00:58:01I'll take that as a one
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:08Am I being nice to Cole Agnance?
00:58:11Hmm
00:58:11Oh, God, no
00:58:12I fully expect you to
00:58:14Continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17No, I'll just
00:58:18I'll just lust behind it
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it
00:58:22I'll ask you in a minute, Norm
00:58:26Stop it
00:58:26Um
00:58:28Same
00:58:29Isn't Promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's Promenade
00:58:34Okay
00:58:35But
00:58:36The real question is
00:58:37Do you get a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42Oh, I would have asked you earlier
00:58:44But
00:58:45Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46Oh, God
00:58:47Please don't mention his name again
00:58:48I don't want to hear it
00:58:49Yeah, you don't have to ask me once
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress
00:58:54Later
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:01And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:08I thought
00:59:09Only the best for my princess
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16On the off chance that you
00:59:19Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:21And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds
00:59:32I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34Cole
00:59:34Are you here?
00:59:37Cole
00:59:37Are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds
00:59:40You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43I see you, Cole
00:59:43You are a big pro
01:00:01Hey, uh
01:00:03You almost done in there?
01:00:05You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:07In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My God, Haley
01:00:28You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:29I have ever seen
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh
01:00:34I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:35To do this lipstick
01:00:36You're not messing it up
01:00:37For at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40We're in
01:00:41Yeah
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:48To cast your votes
01:00:50I hear we have a winner
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58Jen Longfellow
01:01:01Thank you guys so much
01:01:07Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:08I mean, like
01:01:09Who else would win, right?
01:01:12This is just the perfect moment
01:01:18Oh my God
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole
01:01:22It was fun
01:01:23Since where's your dad?
01:01:24Yes
01:01:42I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46Come on
01:01:47Everyone say it with me
01:01:48Pervy princess
01:01:50Pervy princess
01:01:51Pervy princess
01:01:56Wait
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:01Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09Don't worry, daddy
01:02:10If I can't have him, no one can
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit
01:02:32You know, Jen
01:02:33As the principal
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37And above all of this petty drama
01:02:40But quite frankly
01:02:43You are the worst
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:49You can't do that
01:02:51I'm the principal
01:02:52So, uh, yes I can
01:03:02There was no answer in six
01:03:04You lied to me
01:03:12Hailey, catch
01:03:19My princess finally has a crown
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:24Oh
01:03:25Yeah, no can do
01:03:26All I have to offer
01:03:28Is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33Oof
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad
01:03:45We are going home
01:03:46Right now
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad
01:03:53You talk all the time
01:03:54About wanting a man
01:03:55That's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57Yet
01:03:58You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:01And it's because of Hailey
01:04:03And you can accept that
01:04:04Or I'll make my own path
01:04:05And best believe me, I can
01:04:08I'll say this
01:04:10That's the most backbone
01:04:11I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:15Joy prone
01:04:23I am so proud of you
01:04:26I can't have done with all you being by my son
01:04:30That was terrifying
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:34Well, so
01:04:36I love you, Bella Quinn
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:39Oh my god, I gotta change that username
01:04:41Yeah, you do
01:04:42No
01:04:42Oh my god, I gotta change that
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