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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy FULL EPS
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00:00:02New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:09New Skin Dangerously Hot Is Equipped
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40No, stop, stop, stop, stop the bar!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's Cole! He's so hot.
00:02:11Hey! What is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl. Where are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why? I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:43Eh...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50All right.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:17Hey!
00:03:20Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come in.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsay.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:08Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Wow.
00:07:25Hayley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed a spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Hell no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47If your liver ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:05I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:19It's more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soul mate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:01Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying to have a Bible, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Out!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:43Bye!
00:09:45Bye!
00:09:47Bye!
00:09:51Bye!
00:10:05Bye!
00:10:15¿Estás ayudándome?
00:10:16SÃ, no, no puedo ponerlo, pero aquà estamos.
00:10:26¿Excuse tú? Estas pernas son para alguien más.
00:10:28¿No tenemos un joven, ¿no? Eso es incómodo.
00:10:31SÃ, sÃ, sÃ. Y te lo harÃa de matar ahora si te hubiera de estar flirting conmigo.
00:10:36¿Flirting? SÃ, no te confiar de ti.
00:10:37Yo tengo una amiga de mi.
00:10:38¿Tú? ¿Puedo decirle a ella?
00:10:40SÃ, sÃ.
00:10:41¿Ok, pues, ¿cómo podemos decir que esto no suceda y vamos a ir a la vez?
00:10:46¿Fine, por favor?
00:10:49No, no.
00:10:51La verdad, la verdad, es que me gusta.
00:10:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:10:59no.
00:10:59¿Puedo decirle de aqu�
00:11:09¿Oficiante el guacamole wizard será que lo sea?
00:11:13¿Quién?
00:11:13Red alert.
00:11:14Calm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17Creo que es hora de hacer drastic acción.
00:11:21¿No es un guacamole?
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:28Oh my god, here goes nothing
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out, he's probably just busy
00:11:45Give it back
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Got it
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:27Oh shit
00:12:30Yo, what's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemies nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah
00:12:34Yeah
00:12:49Come on
00:12:50Let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:54Stop, delete it, please, delete it
00:13:08Oh my brave knight
00:13:09I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:16Oh my god
00:13:17Oh cool
00:13:18Your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:21No
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:23Why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:28Jen, no
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no
00:13:30Jen, stop
00:13:31Stop
00:13:32Stop
00:13:33Stop
00:13:33Stop
00:13:34Stop
00:13:35Stop
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00:13:36Stop
00:13:48Stop
00:13:49My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:55Stop
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00:14:00Stop
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00:14:06Hey
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me
00:14:12Give that to me
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jen
00:14:20What the hell, Cole?
00:14:22I thought you'd be happy
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:42Yeah
00:14:43He's got more personality than all of you combined
00:14:45And if you mess with her, you mess with me
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Hey
00:14:53Hey, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:55Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone
00:14:59Hey
00:15:00Hey
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey
00:15:17Love you, mom
00:15:19Wait, mom
00:15:25Do people change?
00:15:27Like
00:15:28Can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:53Tough day, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:15:57They're my favorite
00:16:00Noted
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:03I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:08Oh
00:16:09I'm really proud of you
00:16:11And then there's this guy
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:17It's so confusing
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:22No, I'm not into this guy
00:16:24I like you
00:16:25Only you
00:16:31I really liked your photo by the way
00:16:33You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:38That sounds amazing
00:16:40When?
00:16:40With?
00:16:41About after school
00:16:42At the balcony
00:16:43I'll bring followers
00:16:44Deal
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:15Call me father
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:19Defending that nobody
00:17:21Hayley girl
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad
00:17:23Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Hayley is, Cole
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:39That whole family is trash
00:17:41Stay away from her
00:17:42And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Hayley Cole
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:54I hate to make Hayley wait but
00:17:56She can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:01You're sick
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future
00:18:11Oh, hi
00:18:13I'm Hayley
00:18:14Yes
00:18:16So nice to meet you
00:18:18God
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:21But the moment she knows
00:18:22I lose her forever
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers
00:18:28You're so nice
00:18:33Guacamole wizard
00:18:35No
00:18:39Guacamole wizard
00:18:40Ew
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:45Pathetic
00:18:46Maybe he's married
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:08Eat it
00:19:20Call me
00:19:21Do you think that you can just humiliate me
00:19:23In front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30Guacamole wizard
00:19:30Where are you?
00:19:32Oh and by the way
00:19:33Cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:35Because after all
00:19:36He's rich
00:19:37Like me
00:19:42I'm nothing like you
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up
00:19:55Cole, we were kidding
00:19:57It's ketchup
00:19:58Pick
00:19:59That bloody thing up
00:20:03I figure you're gonna record this
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:19You wanna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:21And do what I say
00:20:25I
00:20:26Will leave Haley alone
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah
00:20:36Let's go
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:43Let's go
00:20:52Uh, thank you
00:20:54Wow
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah, my boyfriend actually
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kinda stood me up, so...
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying though, so...
00:21:31I'm not that annoying
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:34Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37Cause it's not gonna work
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that though
00:21:59You wouldn't understand that though
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:09Does he...
00:22:11How you touch him like this?
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33In the game
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you a little slow in the game too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you
00:23:04I can't do this
00:23:07I love my boyfriend
00:23:08And you will never understand that
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:25No
00:23:30Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds
00:24:03He just wants to play with me
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I...
00:24:15Got into a car accident
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20He was right
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you
00:24:26No, no, you can't
00:24:27I look miserable now
00:24:28You need to see me in style
00:24:30Fine, if you say so
00:24:33So...
00:24:33Are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah we are
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:01Oh...
00:25:02You
00:25:03Oh...
00:25:04Me
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:11I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more
00:25:25I'm a little bit curious about you actually
00:25:27I'm curious about you though
00:25:29Like...
00:25:30How close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business
00:25:36But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:42Does Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So...
00:25:54Are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know...
00:25:58So you have a date?
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:03Are you jealous?
00:26:04Me?
00:26:05Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:10You are so full of yourself
00:26:12You can do this on your own
00:26:13Yeah
00:26:16No way
00:26:18It's a self-locking door
00:26:19Really?
00:26:20The squirm is going to be back in an hour
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31Don't worry
00:26:32Make me try something new
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36Yeah
00:26:46That was my first kiss
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:52It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:54And not just bumping lips
00:27:07You're really good at this
00:27:09Why don't you regret it?
00:27:11You know
00:27:13We can do more if you want
00:27:29And I've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:32So you want me?
00:27:36I think you know how much I want you
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you
00:27:50Oh shit
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh?
00:28:05Yeah, yeah, we're good
00:28:06I think so
00:28:07We're okay
00:28:08Nice
00:28:09Thanks
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait
00:28:19It's just hormones
00:28:21Jake
00:28:22Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:26Wait, car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about coal?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:03He was in a real car accident
00:29:05And according to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:07I can't take this anymore
00:29:09Cole!
00:29:12Oh shit
00:29:17What's up guys?
00:29:19Um...
00:29:20We were just chatting
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:31They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40They're my favorite
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Will you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:55You came to my table, bro
00:29:57And knocked my ball away
00:30:05There it goes again
00:30:06Cole is jealous
00:30:07We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem
00:30:11We don't have a problem
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:15And we don't have a problem
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22I have the ball now
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah!
00:30:42Just one little catch
00:30:42You have to pretend to like Haley Roth
00:30:47Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:50If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:30:57But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:03I'm thinking
00:31:05About the report, or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a storage room
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer
00:31:13No, you don't
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:16Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:18You have no idea
00:31:25Oh my god
00:31:26Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard
00:32:05So, um...
00:32:07What do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:16Hey, can we not?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude
00:32:26Is that me and my lab partner
00:32:27Have work to do
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me
00:32:29With a bad punch
00:32:30Wow
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:39Oh my god
00:32:48Wow
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56Wait, I can't
00:32:57Colt
00:32:58Put me down
00:32:58Put me down
00:32:59Put me down
00:33:02Don't do that again
00:33:15New couple alert
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I
00:33:21We're not that different
00:33:22And if you'd realize
00:33:24And give me a chance
00:33:24I think that we would
00:33:26Make a great match
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me
00:33:29To prom
00:33:30I might say yes
00:33:33Jen, you wanna go to prom
00:33:36With me?
00:33:37Jen, you wanna go to prom
00:33:39With me?
00:33:40We're both hot
00:33:41And we're both rich
00:33:42And our dads
00:33:43Have been in business
00:33:44Like, forever
00:33:45So
00:33:46How romantic
00:33:47I think I'll pass
00:33:50You're gonna regret this
00:33:51Cole Edmonds
00:33:54Great
00:33:55Oh, here they come
00:33:57If I message
00:33:58Corcamole Wizard
00:33:59I wonder if Jake's
00:34:00Phone will ding
00:34:03What should we wear
00:34:04To prom?
00:34:06Send us
00:34:06Wow
00:34:09Yeah
00:34:09Yeah
00:34:12Um, I'll talk to you later
00:34:16I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:18Bye
00:34:20He's so different
00:34:21Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:26Haley?
00:34:36Geez
00:34:37God
00:34:43Oh
00:34:43Here, I'll get it
00:34:44Yeah, I'll get it
00:34:49Oh
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52I don't care
00:34:53I do care
00:34:56Hell yeah
00:35:13Don't go to prom and shake
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:17He doesn't even know you
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:23Because
00:35:25I pay attention to what you like
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch
00:35:30The first day
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34Just
00:35:34Just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:53Just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:54Again
00:35:54Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00Obviously I do
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot
00:36:04Um
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas
00:36:13Hey look
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom
00:36:17Alright, I promise
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really?
00:36:19Like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me
00:36:21Except for Jake
00:36:24And you
00:36:24But you're not asking me
00:36:28Hey
00:36:29Oh, hey Jake
00:36:31Hey Hal
00:36:31Um
00:36:32I just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:34The other night
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was
00:36:41So sexy
00:36:43You're so sexy
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:46Hey
00:36:47Uh
00:36:49Hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:50But she's my prom date
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the peck room
00:37:00Oh
00:37:01Oh shit
00:37:02Oh shit
00:37:15Oh shit
00:37:16Oh shit
00:37:20Stop, guys
00:37:20Stop it
00:37:21Stop, stop
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens
00:37:29I've got to save Cole
00:37:30I mean Jake
00:37:31I've got to save Jake
00:37:37Oh my god
00:37:39Principal Stevens
00:37:40I'm so sorry
00:37:42Hailey Rock
00:37:43That's detention
00:37:44After school
00:37:46Don't be late
00:38:01Don't be late
00:38:03Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do
00:38:08If you
00:38:09Saved my ass today
00:38:11The locker thing
00:38:12That was an accident
00:38:14Oh sure
00:38:17So uh
00:38:18You and
00:38:19You and Jake, huh?
00:38:21No
00:38:23He lied about that
00:38:24I don't know why though
00:38:26Good
00:38:27You know
00:38:29Father that asshole
00:38:30Every time he looks at you
00:38:31Makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you
00:38:35Kissing you
00:38:36I could kill him
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with
00:38:44Okay fine
00:38:46I won't
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:54Okay everyone
00:38:55Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04Oh my god
00:39:05I am so fed up with this
00:39:19Oh
00:39:25Sorry
00:39:26I tripped
00:39:27No, no, no, no, no, no
00:39:29Jet
00:39:29What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead
00:39:37They're both dead
00:39:38Oh
00:39:40How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh
00:39:46What are you?
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:53Jen
00:39:54What's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:09Mrs. Scorman, it's burning
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds
00:40:11Oh please, it's baking soda and water, you're fine
00:40:14Detention
00:40:14Today after school
00:40:17Shit
00:40:29Jake, hey
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry, gotta get to student council
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:42Yeah
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:46Come on
00:41:00Hey, um, Ella
00:41:03It's Emma
00:41:04Yeah, that's what I said
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:22No, it's not just the phone or the laptop
00:41:25It means I can't
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online
00:41:34He's really important to me
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:52You know, Cole
00:41:53If you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravron
00:41:59Okay, okay, I get it
00:42:04You're kinda sweet
00:42:10Hey, look at that
00:42:12Oh my god, thank you
00:42:15Oh my god
00:42:17You're a miracle worker
00:42:24Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28Shut up, Ella
00:42:29It's Emma
00:42:30Whatever
00:42:37Oh my god
00:42:45Honey
00:42:46Morning Valley Whore
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:51Valley Whore?
00:42:52They will be it
00:42:54Valley Whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh my God, someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:26Yeah, hey, Valley Whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:47Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey everyone, I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:43Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now is the time.
00:44:58Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:00That you're a Guacamole Wizard.
00:45:03Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh my god.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:31It was nothing personal?
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16Do you think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:18I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:24What?
00:46:25No, over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy, Max, is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:47:57¿Qué pasa?
00:48:22No.
00:48:22No.
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:38What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valleywhore.
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for Valleywhore.
00:48:48Valleywhore!
00:48:49Wow!
00:48:52jen, ¿por qué estás haciendo esto? ¿qué ha hecho yo?
00:48:55para mÃ, oh, yo estoy preocupado por nuestra comunidad
00:48:58porque esos mensajes de los mensajes en tu juego de castellas, esos son preocupados
00:49:03en realidad, un poco de un perv, ¿sabes eso?
00:49:07hayley, ella es un pervy princesa
00:49:10pervy princesa
00:49:13pervy princesa, pervy princesa, pervy princesa
00:49:18hey, let's get perfect tonight
00:49:21leave me alone
00:49:23is there a fire?
00:49:25ok, reset off the alarm
00:49:39Paul?
00:49:50abu
00:50:17¿Estás él?
00:50:18¿Him?
00:50:20¡¿Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?!
00:50:23Ok, Cole is not him.
00:50:25Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's ok. You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:33Hm, so you too.
00:50:35This whole time.
00:50:39Oh my god, I am such an idiot.
00:50:42Hey wait, wait.
00:50:47Hey wait, wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:50You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:55I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:58I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:09What are you?
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car.
00:51:29Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to-
00:51:32Hayley.
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45Hey, my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:51You will be forgotten.
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:06I'll stay away.
00:52:08Hayley, come on, you don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:27So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:31Hayley!
00:52:36Fuck this.
00:52:37That's me.
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:43Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:46Hayley, not that's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Hayley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:06Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:12So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down.
00:53:30One down.
00:53:30One to go.
00:53:31You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Wanna go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:39I got it.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:48Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:50Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:54But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what...
00:54:41What are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What?
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Hayley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:55Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:10Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:39I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:55:43Hayley, I've wanted to tell you who I was from the bitter beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened off all your mom and I had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who I was.
00:55:51I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:10I understand that this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you, you love guacamole wizard but I, I need you to know I
00:56:20love you.
00:56:33You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:39It's, I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because I had to be loyal to him
00:56:44and...
00:56:46But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I...
00:56:51I mean, I...
00:56:53I always hoped it was you.
00:56:55Until you hoped.
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04You hurt me.
00:57:06You're really fucking hurt.
00:57:12Hey, uh...
00:57:13One of those things I said we could do.
00:57:16You ever go?
00:57:17Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:23Mm-hmm.
00:57:26No.
00:57:26I'm so real you.
00:57:28Just be on me.
00:57:31I'm so real you.
00:57:38Just be on me.
00:57:40Just be on me.
00:57:45Okay, so...
00:57:47What do you think?
00:57:48Ten out of ten.
00:57:50Ugh.
00:57:50Yeah, one too again.
00:57:52Ok, sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58Alright, alright, that's fair
00:57:59I'll, uh, I'll take that as a win
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:08Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:11Mmm, oh god, no
00:58:12I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it
00:58:21I'll take you a minute, no
00:58:25Stop it
00:58:27Um, say, is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:35Okay, but the real question is, do you get a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46Oh god, please don't mention his name again, I don't want to hear it
00:58:49Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress
00:58:54Waiter
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:07I thought, only the best for my princess
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:13Uh, I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to
00:59:20prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I'd expect you to be here
00:59:34Cole, are you here?
00:59:36Cole, are you here?
00:59:38Shh, fuck
00:59:39Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43I see you, Cole, you are a big problem
01:00:01Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My god, Hayley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40We're in
01:00:41I do
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes
01:00:49I hear we have a winner
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58Jen Longfellow
01:01:01Thank you
01:01:02Oh my god
01:01:03Thank you guys so much
01:01:07Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:08I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:12Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18Oh my god, that's Hayley and Cole
01:01:22It was fine
01:01:23It's very too bad
01:01:28They're, uh, most 10 minutes up
01:01:31No
01:01:31No
01:01:32But who cares
01:01:35Hell yeah
01:01:38Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Hell yeah
01:01:42Language
01:01:42I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46Come on, everyone say it with me
01:01:49Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, what are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:08Don't worry, daddy
01:02:10If I can't have him, no one can
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy Hayley Roth's life
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:25What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit
01:02:32You know, Jen
01:02:33As the principal
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37And above all of this petty drama
01:02:40But quite frankly
01:02:42You are the worst
01:02:44And I think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:48From Edmonds Academy
01:02:49You can't do that
01:02:50I'm the principal
01:02:51So, uh, yes, I can
01:03:02There was no winter chick
01:03:04You lied to me
01:03:12Hailey, catch
01:03:18Oh, my princess finally has her crown
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:24Oh
01:03:25Yeah, no can do
01:03:26All I have to offer
01:03:28Is a low-way night
01:03:29With a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33Oof
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad
01:03:45We are going home
01:03:46Right now
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:52You talk all the time
01:03:54About wanting a man
01:03:55That's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57Yet
01:03:58You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:01And it's because of Hailey
01:04:02And you can accept that
01:04:04Or I'll make my own path
01:04:05And best believe me, I can
01:04:08I'll say this
01:04:10It's the most backbone
01:04:11I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:15Joypro
01:04:23I am so proud of you
01:04:26I'm kind of done with all you being by my son
01:04:29That was terrifying
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so
01:04:35I love you, Bella Quinn
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:39Oh, my God, I've got to change that username
01:04:41Yeah, you do
01:04:42Oh, hey
01:04:42Oh, hey
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