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00:00Hot applesauce.
00:01Yeah, let's do it.
00:03Are you doing it?
00:04Yeah.
00:04Yeah, we're going to try and mix up some spicy applesauce.
00:08Where'd you come up with this idea?
00:10Like, me and Anthony kind of came up with it together.
00:12It just kind of came up.
00:13We were just spitballing.
00:14And yeah, there's nothing out there like it.
00:16I feel like Smokey is right.
00:17Still, technically, I'm not feeling any heat.
00:20I think throwing some paprika, just a dash to get some heat.
00:24Cheers.
00:25There you go.
00:26OK.
00:28Yo.
00:28Yo.
00:29I'm getting a little something through the front door.
00:31Hey, I'm getting a little something through the back.
00:33Are you?
00:33Porcupine.
00:34And you get a little heat in here.
00:35Yo, right?
00:36Yo.
00:37Like, I would eat that for real.
00:38Really?
00:39Yes.
00:39What are we calling this one?
00:40Oh, what do you want to call it?
00:41Tropical kick.
00:43Tropical kick.
00:46Yo.
00:47Hey, we're cooking it.
00:48I love applesauce, so I'll try it.
00:54He eats a lot of soft foods.
00:57Yeah.
01:00Yeah.
01:01No way.
01:02Oh, my God.
01:03Did Amy see it?
01:05Yeah.
01:05So she did.
01:06Did she say anything about it?
01:08Oh.
01:37It's truly, like, so romantic.
01:38Ducky, you have to start acting like a CEO.
01:42Who is that?
01:44So why don't you come with me?
01:45All right, great.
01:46Oh, .
01:57If everybody works together, I definitely think we can get over this little mishap situation.
02:08This is just so quaint and rustic.
02:12It really is.
02:14You call this structure the yurt?
02:16Yeah, it's a yurt.
02:17Yeah.
02:17I guess that's Y-U-R-T, I'm pretty sure.
02:19Okay.
02:20That is the correct spelling of yurt.
02:21Morning, sir.
02:22Hey.
02:22Doing all right this morning?
02:23Good to see you.
02:24Good to see you, man.
02:25Morning.
02:25Hello.
02:26Okay.
02:27So, the thing that I wanted to say is, first of all, thank you so much for your patience.
02:37Because I know you all have questions, like who these nice people are.
02:42This is Elizabeth Prescott and her associates from the Trucus Group.
02:48Well, after giving it a lot of thought, I have come to the decision to explore the sale of
02:58Rockin' Grandmas to the good people of Trucus.
03:01So.
03:03Yeah, my dad said that Rockin' Grandmas is going to keep going.
03:08Just that Trucus would be in charge if he decides to go that direction.
03:14But it's all good.
03:16I'm doing great.
03:17I'm all good.
03:19Hello, everyone.
03:20I am Elizabeth Prescott.
03:22I am the Director of Strategic Alliances at the Trucus Group.
03:26I should just start off by saying congratulations.
03:29Because you all are in one of the hottest verticals right now.
03:33This is a vertical that Trucus has been wanting to get into for quite some time.
03:37So, we are here to introduce ourselves and see if it's a match, you know?
03:43I kind of think she's hot.
03:45Dang.
03:46Dang.
03:47Since my breakup, the world's been kind of gray.
03:50But ever since Elizabeth walked in, now everything's in color.
03:55Aw.
03:56For me, this is personal.
03:58I got to tell you.
03:59Actually, I'm going to just show you.
04:02I literally carry Rockin' Grandmas hot sauce in my purse.
04:07Put it on everything these guys will tell you.
04:08I love it.
04:09It is my go-to.
04:10I travel with it.
04:11Okay.
04:11So, I am a fan personally.
04:14And just a little bit about us.
04:15So, we are a private equity firm and we specialize in helping small family-owned businesses really just unlock their
04:23full potential.
04:23I don't really have a dog in the fight.
04:25I just wish what's best for the employees.
04:29I will say that I hope we don't see a big business take over and turn it into something that
04:36it's not.
04:36So, you know, we are here to just get to know all of you and really understand the company culture.
04:43And we also today just wanted to start out by introducing you to Trucus.
04:47And so, we actually brought a quick little video.
04:49Gina Lee, would you prepare that for us?
04:52Great.
04:52At Trucus Group, our business is your business.
04:55As private equity investors with a focus on family and an eye towards the future,
05:01our mission is to partner with great companies to help them achieve their true potential.
05:07We'll facilitate your brand through tackling all of tomorrow's toughest challenges today.
05:13In a world of constant change, it's good to remember that we are Trucus.
05:20Trucus Group.
05:22Your business is our business.
05:27Wow, huh?
05:29So great, you guys.
05:30You love it?
05:33They might have like a big company vibe or something, but they look like they could be a family business
05:39too, because...
05:40I think they're all redheads.
05:41Yeah, they're all redheads, so...
05:43Hide your gum, because I want to chew on some big red.
05:48Now, who's ready for the Doug Cathlon today, huh?
05:52Yeah!
05:53Woo!
05:54Woo!
05:55Woo!
05:56Big day!
05:58Yes!
05:58The folks at Trucus will be tagging along with rockin' grandmas today at the decathlon and later tonight at the
06:06team dinner and a show.
06:07The CFR companies are a good fit.
06:11How you feel?
06:12I'm good, man.
06:13It's, you know...
06:14Dad knows what he's doing.
06:16For sure.
06:16You know, if he thinks that's a good thing for us, then that's... we just gotta go with that.
06:21You know what I mean?
06:22Right.
06:22So...
06:23You know...
06:25It's a little scary to think about selling a company, especially with the family orientation that we have, because you
06:31hear all these different stories of how things change once a corporation buys it.
06:34But I only have optimistic hopes.
06:36I just hope it works out where we can all stay together and the company stays the same.
06:46Yo!
06:46Whoa!
06:47Look at all this, man!
06:49I didn't realize it was gonna be this outside.
06:51It's a beautiful day!
06:52What do you mean?
06:53Well, that's what I'm worried about, honestly.
06:55There's too much sun.
06:56Oh, yeah.
06:56Do you have any sun stuff?
06:58Like sunscreen, sunglasses?
06:58No, not really.
06:58I mean, I put sunscreen on, but...
07:00They're a little bit bigger than normal, but I think that's good.
07:04These are kind of futuristic.
07:05Yeah, or they're like kind of for now, too.
07:09Um, we're just liking the vibe.
07:11Like, you know...
07:12It's a wonderful culture.
07:12Yeah.
07:13Beautiful.
07:14Yeah, it's a good...
07:14Yeah, pretty good culture.
07:15You guys, I mean...
07:17Quite sustainable, as well.
07:18Yes.
07:19I just really hope that I can make a good impression on Elizabeth today.
07:24Hopefully, by the end of today, Elizabeth and I are gonna be like this.
07:28Hopefully, by the end of today, me and Elizabeth are gonna be like this.
07:32Actually, that's... that would hurt, because it's too hard, so...
07:38Oh!
07:40That's my dad.
07:41That's my dad.
07:42That's my dad.
07:43Welcome to the Doug Cathline!
07:47Woo!
07:48Oh, I love it!
07:50Hey, Doug!
07:51Hey, Doug the Jr.
07:58Dougie!
08:00I love you, Dad.
08:01You got it?
08:02Yeah.
08:02Then let's go!
08:03Come on, you guys!
08:04Yeah!
08:06Nice, Amy.
08:07Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:10Oh!
08:11Oh!
08:12That's points.
08:14Good job, good job.
08:15Doug, he, uh, chee-chews all the events, of course, and gives out all the points.
08:18Ten points for having your arm in the air.
08:20Big smile on your face, you got points.
08:23Extra points for Spirit.
08:24People really like it when you point at them and tell them they got points, so...
08:28Oh, yes, yes!
08:29We've had one event so far, the Mechanical Bowl.
08:33Oh!
08:34Oh!
08:35Good job, man!
08:35Good job, buddy!
08:36You got up this year!
08:38That's great!
08:39Damn it!
08:39I lasted 0.4 seconds.
08:42No, you're...
08:42You did 0.48.
08:44Oh, 0.48.
08:450.48.
08:45That's almost 0.5, and then you could round up from there to one second, right?
08:49No, because you'd round...
08:51Yeah.
08:51You've got to be above...
08:53I'm not great at math, but you've got to be above 5, then you round up.
08:55So, technically, you'd round down to 0, I think.
08:59Okay.
08:59Yeah.
09:00Up next, foot darts!
09:02There you go.
09:02Oh!
09:05And who's that?
09:07Steve Mosley-Sales.
09:09Yeah.
09:09Jimmy Weber-Warehouse.
09:12Oh!
09:14Amy Patterson's here, customer relations.
09:19There you go.
09:20There you go.
09:21And kicking now is Anthony Gwynn, procurement and sourcing.
09:25Oh!
09:26Whoa!
09:27That's okay, bud.
09:28If it hit the board, that would have been good.
09:30.
09:30He uses a disproportionate amount of the company healthcare.
09:34This one?
09:35Oh!
09:35This one.
09:36Whoa!
09:38Oh, my God!
09:38Whoa!
09:39Jesus!
09:40Oh!
09:42Yeah.
09:43Whoa!
09:44Oh, my God!
09:45I think you're throwing that way.
09:48You want to throw that way?
09:50I'm sorry.
09:50Sorry.
09:50Oh, that's all right.
09:51I'm sorry about that.
09:53Sorry.
09:55Let's go!
09:56Let's go, Jimmy!
09:57You're there.
09:58Couple more steps.
10:00You just need to make a note.
10:02Jimmy.
10:03Doug paid for Jimmy's rehab seven years ago.
10:07Four.
10:09And hi.
10:10Anthony.
10:10Anthony.
10:11Elizabeth.
10:11Hi.
10:11And what department are you in?
10:13Temporary assistant.
10:14Okay, great.
10:15And I just want to say, like, you know, I mean, obviously, woman to woman, like, it's inspirational
10:18to see you in your position.
10:21It's, like, very cool, like, girl boss, you know, like, I just, I love seeing that energy.
10:25Well, Kate, I appreciate that.
10:26Look, I do think the goal, ultimately, is just boss, because I think the fact that we're
10:30girls really has nothing to do with it.
10:32And look, you just don't want to use being a woman as an excuse not to succeed, right?
10:37Yep.
10:38Yep.
10:39Is this one as stupid as a...
10:40Came on a little hot with the girl boss.
10:42I went, I went on her boy.
10:44If I get fired before Amy, I am going to kill myself.
10:51Anthony, what's your perspective on the two companies coming together here?
10:55Yeah, it's interesting seeing the differences between Rocking Grandmas and Trucus.
10:59One's bigger.
11:01I'm not saying one's better than the other, but it's just, it's interesting.
11:04It's different.
11:05Can you get my hand?
11:06The back of my hands, too, it shows.
11:09Absolutely.
11:09The back of your hands is the first signs of aging.
11:12Yours are absolutely stunning.
11:13The morning was pretty hot and there was a lot of sun, so I thought maybe Elizabeth would
11:18appreciate how I'm taking care of my skin, because she seems to take care of hers.
11:26Her sunscreen.
11:28I love it, though.
11:29I do, too.
11:31She takes it serious.
11:33Hey, just saying hi.
11:35Oh, hi.
11:36It's good to see you.
11:37You look great.
11:39Wow.
11:40Did I put too much sunscreen on?
11:42I mean, it's all over your face, so.
11:45I went over to say hi and she was like, wow.
11:48As long as you're being yourself, that's all that matters.
11:50That's true.
11:52Yeah.
11:52Pony races.
11:55Anthony is all by himself approaching the finish line, gentlemen.
11:58Hey, there it is.
12:00Whoa!
12:01No, careful!
12:02I don't know what that was.
12:04The pony race is probably the toughest event.
12:07I'm not feeling too good about it.
12:09Okay, I have a favor to ask.
12:11Others show down about looking bad in front of Truchus, and you go in there and throw it
12:15and let him win.
12:16He needs this.
12:19Will you try?
12:21Yeah, I'll try.
12:21You will?
12:22Yeah.
12:22You promise?
12:23I was very nervous going up against Anthony because he, like, crushed the competition the
12:28first time.
12:31Hey, calm down, baby.
12:32Calm down.
12:32And I kind of lost it and just darted out of the gate.
12:36Three, two, one, go!
12:41I don't know, really, I think I just got a slow start and I couldn't get in rhythm,
12:44so he was able to come out the gate on top.
12:50They're kind of getting onto the back stretch.
12:53That must just be a hard section.
12:55I mean, it was neck and neck.
12:57Like, at some points I was worried you were going to win.
12:59All right, you can do it!
13:01I saw the finish line and just...
13:03Took off.
13:04Yeah, just took off.
13:06Yes!
13:07Yes!
13:16Unbelievable feeling to finally win.
13:18You did it!
13:19Woo-hoo!
13:20And you get points for a valiant effort.
13:22Take the L!
13:23Okay!
13:24I'll take it!
13:25I'll take it!
13:25I'll hold it!
13:26Good job, man!
13:27Good job!
13:28You've been here for, what, seven years?
13:29Mm-hmm, yeah.
13:30And he wasn't able to get one, so this first time is going to give him some confidence.
13:33Yeah, maybe you'll get a win next time.
13:36Not against me, though.
13:38Uh-oh.
13:40How many laps did I do?
13:41You went around the circuit once.
13:45Let's just make a note on that one.
13:47Yes, you should check that.
13:48To that.
13:49I get the feeling you entered with myself.
13:52Mm.
13:53Mm.
13:54Ready!
13:55Set!
13:56Go!
13:57Get him, Jackie!
13:58Get him, Jackie!
14:00Get him, Jackie!
14:11This has been an amazing day to see your teamwork and your creativity.
14:15So we are going to continue the tradition next year, and we are excited to do that.
14:21Okay.
14:21Yeah.
14:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:23Why wait until next year?
14:25I mean, we still got time.
14:26Why not take a shot right now?
14:27Do something.
14:28Oh, me?
14:29Yeah!
14:31Let's do it.
14:32Let's see.
14:34Kate!
14:35You want to give it a go, girl boss?
14:37Yeah!
14:39Yeah!
14:41I would love to do that.
14:43All right.
14:43Shall we do that?
14:44Let's do it.
14:45Okay, all right.
14:45I will try it.
14:46This is such a good thing.
14:47It's good.
14:48She chose you.
14:49You're stressing too much.
14:50But let her, just say, let her win.
14:52Just let her win.
14:53Let her know.
14:54No.
14:54Put her on her ass.
14:56I personally say, put her on her ass.
14:57And as a girl boss, she's going to have to respect that, you know?
15:01This is disgusting.
15:03You wearing this?
15:04Um, are you wearing one?
15:06Are you going to wear one?
15:06I'm not going to wear one, but, you know.
15:08Oh.
15:08No, yeah, then I'm...
15:09Okay.
15:11All right.
15:11I'm not going to need to be there.
15:12Like, we're...
15:13Yeah.
15:13Let's do it.
15:14All right.
15:16There you go.
15:17Go.
15:19Coming up.
15:20Okay.
15:20Hey, Kate.
15:21Yeah?
15:22You're going easy on me.
15:23Don't go easy on me, girl boss.
15:25I told you.
15:27Come on.
15:27Blackie.
15:28There you go.
15:29There you go.
15:30It's okay.
15:31Westphoons are bleeding.
15:31Woo!
15:32Oh my God.
15:35Oh my God.
15:37Hey!
15:38Hey, hey.
15:39Awesome!
15:43Oh my God!
15:44My God!
15:44There's, like, there's so much bullshit.
15:46Oh my God!
15:49I think it'sオkg!
15:50I'm so fuyt…
15:50I'm so sorry...
15:52I didn't need.
15:52Oh my God.
15:54No, it just bleeds easy.
15:56It'll be okay.
15:56It'll be alright.
15:57Ya, she's okay.
15:57Someone's up bleeding.
15:59It's okay.
16:00It's okay.
16:01It just happened to be a lot of blood.
16:03Oh, my God.
16:04Oh, my God.
16:05Just keep it elevated.
16:05Keep it back.
16:06Oh, my God.
16:08It has been a day, you guys.
16:09It has been a day.
16:10Keep it back.
16:11Can we have an addict?
16:12We need ice.
16:15Yeah, after Kate punched on Elizabeth,
16:18Doug canceled the decathlon
16:19because he wanted to make sure she was okay.
16:22Luckily, she just had a bloody nose,
16:24so I think Trukiss is probably still joining us
16:27for dinner and a show tonight, after all,
16:29and I guess that means the deal is still on,
16:32so that's good.
16:34Now, whether I am a part of that deal,
16:37I don't know.
16:38It's been so lovely to just see
16:40what the company culture is.
16:43We're learning so much.
16:44Am I still bleeding?
16:46No. Do you want to see?
16:47Yeah.
16:49Really?
16:50Oh, and it's hypnotic tonight.
16:51I love dinner and a show.
16:52Look at this.
16:54Okay.
16:54And, I mean, we're at a cantina,
16:56so that means Mexican.
16:57Yeah.
16:59I'm excited.
17:00I like eating in public.
17:02All right.
17:03This needs to be cleaned.
17:06I'm good, thank you.
17:07Hey there.
17:08Good to see you.
17:09Good to see you, too.
17:10You look so nice, Steve.
17:12Thank you so much.
17:13This is good, I guess.
17:14I know.
17:14No, it's good.
17:15It's good.
17:15It's all good.
17:16It's all positive.
17:17This is inspired by the...
17:18Hello.
17:19How are you?
17:20Good to see you.
17:21You look nice.
17:22How are you?
17:22Good.
17:23It's a beautiful blouse.
17:25So, is there another chair or...
17:28Oh, I thought you, yeah.
17:29You should be with your fruits.
17:29You're good.
17:30Yeah.
17:30Yeah.
17:31All right.
17:31Well, enjoy your dinner.
17:33Thank you as well, Dougie.
17:35He's a good kid.
17:39I'm going to get a drink.
17:40Oh, you're getting wild?
17:41I want to loosen up a little
17:43because I want to talk to Elizabeth.
17:44Yeah.
17:45I wrote down some pickup lines
17:47to try on Elizabeth.
17:48Can you read me one?
17:49Say it.
17:50Are you Wi-Fi
17:51because I'm feeling
17:52a strong connection?
17:54Ooh.
17:55I like it.
17:56I wrote IT once
17:58because that's all
17:58she really knows about me.
17:59Yeah.
18:00The woman at the table
18:01behind you
18:02wanted to send this over to you.
18:05From who?
18:05I'm sorry.
18:06The woman sitting behind you
18:07at the table over here.
18:08It's a Bloody Mary.
18:14I guess she's like...
18:15She sent the drink,
18:16so it must be a good thing.
18:17It's a Bloody Mary.
18:18So, like,
18:19she was trying to be funny.
18:20That's funny, right?
18:21It's fun.
18:21We're roasting each other.
18:22She was trying to have fun.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Yeah, right?
18:24Yeah.
18:25I kind of feel like
18:26I should, like,
18:26counter-off her.
18:27No, I do.
18:28If I could find her a drink,
18:29what would be funny?
18:33The woman's nose.
18:37Oh, my God.
18:39Wait, is that too much?
18:41No, that's hilarious.
18:42That would be great.
18:43Definitely do that.
18:43Do you want to be
18:45the booth to my bones,
18:46but gay?
18:48I mean,
18:49here's her prop.
18:50She'd get right to the point.
18:51Yeah, she's right to the point.
18:52I don't know it.
18:54Did you want to order
18:55another drink?
18:56I do actually want
18:58to order a rum punch
19:01for the woman
19:02who sent me this.
19:03Oh, you want to send
19:03a drink back to her.
19:04You can tell it was
19:05from Girl Boss.
19:06So you got it.
19:07Claire,
19:08Tyra must pick a point
19:09on Kate.
19:10Say it to Kate?
19:11Say it to Kate.
19:14If I was a one-time
19:16security code,
19:18would you enter me?
19:20Oh, oh, oh.
19:23Kazinga.
19:26Oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:27Guys, guys, guys.
19:29She's delivering the drink.
19:30She's delivering.
19:33Cheers.
19:34Cheers, Kate.
19:36See, she's smiling.
19:37This is good.
19:38This is really good.
19:39This has been
19:39the best trip ever.
19:42You couldn't even
19:42make this up
19:43for a TV show, honestly.
19:45This is so authentic
19:46and real.
19:47Nobody can sit down
19:48and write a script
19:48like this.
19:50What's up, everyone?
19:51Make some noise!
19:55Welcome, welcome, welcome.
19:56My name is Michael Swinson.
19:57I am the unreal hypnotist.
19:59Basically, hypnosis
20:00is altering someone's belief
20:01or reality
20:01through suggestion.
20:02And everyone out here
20:03is suggestible
20:04because if you weren't
20:05suggestible,
20:05you couldn't learn.
20:06All right, if you'd like
20:07to be a volunteer
20:07for this show,
20:08put your hands
20:08in the air.
20:09Come on, let's clap along.
20:10I'm going to get
20:11some volunteers right now.
20:12You want to volunteer?
20:13Jump up there.
20:14Let's do it.
20:15Let's do it.
20:17They picked the right person.
20:19Get on stage.
20:20Come on.
20:21Encouragement.
20:22Encouragement.
20:23Come on, let's go.
20:24Oh, come on.
20:25Let them have some fun.
20:27The red one.
20:28Let me tell you guys this.
20:29It's very easy
20:29to be hypnotized.
20:30As I said,
20:31sleep now.
20:32Relax.
20:33Melt loose.
20:34Limp relaxed.
20:36Come on, let's hear
20:36for your people
20:37on stage.
20:37Come on.
20:38They go night-night so fast.
20:39They go night-night so fast.
20:41You still say night-night?
20:43Yeah.
20:44So on the count of three,
20:44imagine this beautiful
20:47Hawaiian place.
20:48One, two, three.
20:50Sit up in those nice
20:53Hawaiian chairs right now.
20:55Yeah.
20:55Put your tray tables up.
20:56Tray tables up.
20:57Tray tables up.
20:57Put your food down.
20:58It doesn't matter.
20:58Just throw it on the floor.
20:59Throw it on the floor.
21:00Get rid of it.
21:00Get rid of it.
21:09Just the person
21:10I'm touching on the shoulder
21:11right now.
21:13You are a stripper.
21:17You will not remove your pants.
21:21You're welcome.
21:23It's just been inside you
21:24and you are ready
21:26to let it out.
21:27One, two, three.
21:30Oh my God.
21:31Three.
21:31Eyes open.
21:33There's a chair for you.
21:34Yes!
21:38Oh my God!
21:40Are you kidding me?
21:42Fuck off!
21:43What are you kidding me?
21:44Oh my God!
21:47He dipped it low.
21:48He backed it up.
21:49He picked it up slow.
21:51I can cross off strip club
21:52from my bucket list.
21:53Oh, yes you can.
21:55Oh my God!
21:56Oh my God!
21:57Oh!
21:58Yeah!
21:59Have you ever seen
21:59a move like that?
22:00No!
22:01Yeah!
22:02I would have gave him
22:03my whole wallet.
22:04Honestly.
22:05Wow.
22:06Let's give a nice round
22:06of applause.
22:07You can go back there.
22:09Yeah!
22:11I was scared.
22:12Can you do me a favor?
22:13You're standing right here.
22:14Mm-hmm.
22:15What?
22:16Not again?
22:17No, man.
22:18You guys want to do
22:18a game show?
22:20Yeah!
22:21Woo!
22:22It's a game show
22:22I like to call
22:23to tell the truth.
22:25Ooh!
22:26I like this.
22:27I know you do.
22:28I know you like this, PJ.
22:30What's something dangerous
22:31you've always wanted to try
22:33but never have?
22:34Tell the truth now.
22:37I want to go
22:38to one of those
22:39Russian roulette sex clubs.
22:44Porcupine!
22:46He's wearing our logo.
22:49I've never heard of this.
22:50Sure you haven't.
22:51Where else do him
22:52just get laid?
22:55I heard that.
22:59Do you want to reveal
23:00some answers, too?
23:01Yes!
23:02No.
23:02Yes!
23:03No.
23:03Yes!
23:04No!
23:04Yes!
23:05I always love a challenge.
23:06Come on, go!
23:07The truth will set you free!
23:09Go!
23:10Bring your friend, too.
23:12Yeah, you bring up.
23:12Yeah, you're loud.
23:13We'll both of you get up here.
23:15Come right up here.
23:16Right up here.
23:17Right here.
23:17I wish you could go back up there.
23:21Oh!
23:22Jimmy shared a very, very, very
23:25personal
23:25but entertaining story.
23:28What's a deep, dark secret?
23:29You wouldn't tell anyone
23:31but you'll tell us tonight.
23:33Tell the truth now.
23:37Years ago
23:39I'd just gotten sober
23:43and I thought
23:44that I would never
23:45find love again
23:47and then I met Allison
23:50and she was hilarious
23:52and then one night
23:54it was our six-month anniversary
23:56and we finished making love
23:58and I had to go to the bathroom
24:00and she said
24:02bring me back something special
24:05and I went into the bathroom
24:07and when I was sitting there
24:08I thought
24:09wouldn't it be funny
24:11if I brought her back
24:13something special
24:15so I wrapped a bunch
24:16of toilet paper
24:17around my hand
24:18No!
24:20and I reached in the toilet
24:21to grab a piece of poop
24:22Oh!
24:23What are you doing?
24:25And I went back
24:26into the bedroom
24:28and I said
24:29hey Allison
24:31I brought you back
24:32something special
24:34Are you kidding me?
24:35Are you kidding me?
24:36and she didn't find it funny
24:38and she screamed
24:40but when she screamed
24:41it startled me
24:42and I squeezed the poop
24:44and a part of it
24:45broke off
24:46and landed on the carpet
24:47No!
24:49and I was saying
24:49I'm sorry
24:50I thought it was funny
24:51but her cat
24:53was licking the poop
24:54on the carpet
24:55Jesus!
24:57He told me
24:58that Allison
24:59broke up with him
25:00because he gave her
25:01a shitty gift
25:02I didn't realize
25:03he really gave her
25:04a shitty gift
25:07You two are going to be
25:08the most powerful
25:10person in the world
25:12One, two, three
25:14Snap!
25:14Eyes open wide awake
25:15Well let's start
25:16with number one
25:17Can you say hi to everyone?
25:20Hello everyone
25:22I'm so very excited
25:24to have this opportunity
25:26to be with you all
25:28here tonight
25:29Tell us what makes
25:32you so powerful
25:35I can say
25:36whatever
25:37I need to say
25:38to get
25:39the job done
25:42So in his mind
25:43he's doing the right thing
25:44the strongest person
25:45he knows
25:46is his boss
25:46What kind of things
25:48do you say?
25:51Oh I love
25:52what you've built here
25:55You guys
25:56this is so much fun
25:58I love your product
25:59I put it on
26:00everything
26:01I actually
26:02I have one in my bag
26:04Guys
26:05your business
26:08is our business
26:11Alright
26:11interesting
26:12powerful person
26:14Okay
26:15got me stumped
26:17on this one
26:17What do you think
26:18this person is?
26:20A powerful company
26:23That's a powerful company?
26:25Yeah
26:26or a leader of one
26:27Okay
26:27alright
26:28alright
26:35It was embarrassing
26:36to the company
26:37Inaccurate
26:38And embarrassing
26:38for you
26:39You said you'd do anything
26:40to get ahead
26:41to tell people
26:41what they know
26:42But I didn't say that
26:43I don't
26:44Does your wife
26:45know you go to
26:45We are separated
26:48Okay
26:48That guy just raised
26:49every red flag
26:50I've ever seen
26:51in my life
26:51He was doing her
26:53right?
26:53Yeah
26:53He basically said
26:55we're gonna tell you
26:56whatever you wanna hear
26:57so that way
26:57we can take over
26:58That's basically
26:59what he said
26:59Yeah
27:04I knew something
27:06was up with those
27:06people dog
27:07I knew it
27:08I don't know
27:08I just knew it
27:10You're right
27:10Yeah
27:10I mean
27:12obviously I was
27:13a little bit
27:13for the deal
27:13but I don't know
27:14what to think now
27:15Oh
27:16It's just weird
27:17to have that many
27:18redheads in one place
27:20It's like they in a cult
27:21Hey
27:22have y'all seen
27:23other Anthony and Amy?
27:26Is Amy in there?
27:27No
27:27No
27:28She's not here
27:28And they're not
27:29in this one
27:30Can you help me find me?
27:32Yeah I got you
27:33Can you hold that phone?
27:33We gotta go
27:34Yes sir
27:35Oh my god
27:36Yo
27:37I mean
27:38Anthony was hitting the moves
27:39and boy reds
27:41talking about
27:41Russian roulette sex gloves
27:43I gotta look that shit up
27:44Oh he's cooked
27:48Bro
27:50Bruh
27:51Uh huh
27:52Mmhmm
27:54Let's just stop
27:54Everybody stop
27:56I don't want to interrupt
27:56I just don't want
27:56the whole office
27:57to know about this
27:58Okay come on
28:01Hey guys
28:02Uh sorry
28:04Y'all good?
28:06Hey we
28:06Trust me
28:06I did not want to interrupt
28:08I love that y'all
28:09are having a moment
28:10but we gotta go
28:10We gotta go
28:11The vans are leaving
28:11Yeah
28:12Yeah
28:12Hey
28:13Why don't everybody
28:13go night night
28:14Do y'all thing
28:14Right
28:15You feel me
28:16I just didn't want
28:17everybody to see you guys
28:18You know what I'm saying
28:18This is news to me honey
28:20But I'm not mad at it
28:23F***ing unbelievable
28:24I'm so sorry
28:25The deal
28:26which I have been working on
28:27for over two f***ing years
28:29is now in jeopardy
28:32Oh
28:33F***
28:34Now
28:35I have to clean up
28:36your f***ing mess
28:44on the next episode
28:46on the next episode
28:46of Company Retreat
28:47Last night
28:47it was
28:48a little bit confusing
28:49Yeah
28:50I miss Kevin
28:51He won the talent show
28:53last year
28:53Really?
28:54PJ told me about
28:55what happened
28:55You and Amy
28:56had one night stand
28:57that's okay
28:57No
28:57That's fine
28:58Who's ready for some rock
28:59and Grandma's Got Talent
29:00right?
29:01Yeah
29:02Your dad invited us to join
29:03so we're in
29:04The f***
29:05This is called
29:06Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent
29:07not Redhead's Got Talent
29:11What's stupid Trucus gonna do?
29:12We are waiting for
29:13Trucus team member
29:15Oh you know what
29:16they're here
29:16so just sit tight
29:17Oh my god
29:19Oh my god
30:00We are waiting for you
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