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00:07I need some better vibes
00:09I need some better vibes
00:15I need some better vibes
00:17I need some better vibes
00:20I'll sit up tonight
00:22When we get out of the way
00:25When we fight
00:31You flossin' to me?
00:34Hey, you flossin' to me?
00:37I don't wanna hear you
00:38Oh, God
00:44Okay, guys, no
00:50House rules
00:52It's a tradition, you'll see
00:54Upstairs, now, let's go
00:56Oh my God, thank you so much
01:02Strong board this year, guys
01:04Wait, where's the model you're letting out?
01:06Okay, wait, mix, mix, mix
01:07Okay
01:08Homeowner goes first
01:09Okay
01:09What's happening?
01:12Paul Baker
01:12Yeah
01:13The first rule
01:14Can't believe I have to say this, but, um
01:16No fucking on the couch
01:18Yes, but no
01:19Okay, thematically similar
01:22Stop leaving condoms in the toilet
01:23Copy that
01:24And in the shower
01:25That's on me
01:25And in the sink that one time
01:26My bad, big bro
01:27See, I told you
01:28We have to stop using protection
01:29No
01:30Issa
01:30So ruled?
01:31So ruled!
01:32So ruled!
01:33So crushed it
01:34And then you drink from the spring scene
01:36On Broadway, Mark
01:36Which is the most sacred drinking vessel
01:38In the house
01:39Drink up
01:40Go, go, go
01:41Oh, that's Madman
01:42Woo!
01:43Okay, who's next?
01:44Issa
01:44Me!
01:45Issa
01:47Lots of options here
01:49Um, opening it up to the floor under article 3-6
01:51Oh, I know
01:52She's got to stop saying the F-slur
01:53I'm allowed to say that
01:54No, I grandfathered her
01:55That's fine
01:55Oh, she has to admit her parents are rich
01:57They're upper middle class
01:58I cannot have this fight again
02:00Okay, well then she has to let us track her
02:01Oh, yeah, guys, please
02:02I keep losing her in multi-floor Zara
02:04Okay, totally
02:05You guys can track me right now
02:07I just have
02:07Wait, where is my phone?
02:08Okay, so we will track her with an air tag
02:10Wait, what?
02:11So ruled?
02:12So ruled!
02:13Rooster!
02:14Atta girl!
02:15Here it goes
02:18Anton
02:18Yes, okay, yeah
02:19You have to break your dry spell
02:21Yeah
02:22Fuck off
02:23Because you're getting kind of snippy
02:26Fuck off, girl
02:28And also your standards are impossibly high
02:31Okay, smart, kind, so gay that it turns a corner and becomes straight again
02:35What is the problem with that?
02:37Anton
02:37So ruled?
02:38So ruled
02:39Fine, I'm horny
02:43Okay, Samir
02:45I know, I know
02:46We don't even have to do the whole thing for me
02:49Because I already know I gotta get a job
02:50Get a job!
02:51I gotta get a job, yeah
02:55Billy?
02:56Yes?
02:56You must stop visiting your old high school
02:58Give me the gavel
03:00No
03:00No, no more check-ins
03:02No more knock-knocks
03:03Thank you
03:03What even is a knock-knock?
03:05Knock-knock
03:06Just in the area, hi
03:07It's strange, love
03:09Thank you
03:09If I stop going, they'll think I've died
03:11That's okay
03:12Okay, so ruled?
03:13So ruled!
03:18Starting now
03:19You got this, Bills
03:21No more knock-knocks
03:22No more
03:23Knock-knock
03:26Hey, Vinnie Schaefer
03:27How the hell are ya?
03:29Yeah, good
03:29Just in the neighborhood
03:30Thought I'd, uh, swing by
03:32Yeah, please, come on in
03:33Oh my god, I'd be honored
03:35Hey guys, this is, uh, Kelsey
03:37Headphones
03:38Guys, this is Billy
03:39Billy is, no joke, one of Garfield's best and brightest alumni
03:43We had these desks
03:45In fact, actually, Billy here was editor-in-chief of the paper for three years, wasn't he?
03:50Three years, yeah
03:50Wow
03:51Three years, god
03:52Best years of my life
03:54So, um, she pretty much taught me how to do my job
03:56Oh my god, stop
03:58How have you been?
03:59How's, uh, how's, uh, the big bad world?
04:01Everything is great
04:01Uh, um, everything is going according to plan
04:06So
04:06Great
04:07Good for you
04:09I mean, I was gonna head out, but
04:11I mean, if you guys have any questions, I mean
04:14No, not if you're on your way out
04:16You, you go
04:16We're, we're fine
04:17I mean, I have a minute
04:18Okay
04:19I have a minute, yeah
04:19Okay, okay, yeah, that'd be great
04:21We would love it, we'll take it
04:22Guys
04:22Hit me
04:24With your best shot
04:26We're on a deadline
04:27Oh, Kelsey
04:28That's a little rude, okay
04:30So we're gonna call that strike one for the day
04:31All right
04:32Yeah, Josh
04:33Hi, Josh Rappaport
04:35Do you have any tips for interviewing people?
04:37Do I have tips?
04:39Yeah
04:39Yeah, I have tips
04:40So, sophomore year
04:42I taught myself
04:45Shorthand
04:45That's right
04:46Google hot to jot
04:47Cheryl Koenig
04:48Game changer
04:50Yes, over here, question
04:51Um, didn't you stop by my Spanish class last week?
04:55Oh, yeah
04:56Yeah, yeah, you were there last week
04:57I remember seeing you
05:01No, I
05:02I don't think I did
05:04Did I?
05:05I don't know
05:05Yeah, you asked if we were up to vosotros
05:09I don't think that that was me
05:11Do we have any other questions?
05:12Yes
05:13Uh, yeah
05:14Why do you care if we're up to vosotros?
05:16No, you know what
05:16Why don't we keep it on track, shall we?
05:18Avery's right
05:19She's here a lot
05:19It's weird
05:21Okay, so that feels like strike two
05:23Why?
05:27How is Rachel Sheffield always on a fucking cruise?
05:34I got an interview
05:35What?
05:37I got an interview at, like, a company
05:40No, I can't hear you
05:41I have an interview at a company
05:43Like a fintech company
05:45Wait, what?
05:46That's amazing
05:47I know
05:48Picture me
05:50Fintech
05:50Can you see it?
05:52Mm-hmm
05:52I'm at a desk
05:53Bunch of staplers
05:54Little ones, big ones
05:55Staple remover as well
05:56Of course
05:57I'm sitting there
05:57Hi, I'm Samir
05:59I work at fintech
06:01My voice is different
06:01It's in fintech
06:03But yes, I fully pictured it
06:04Wow
06:05And it's great
06:06Okay
06:07This is crazy
06:09Just gotta look up what the fin means
06:13Look that up
06:14So now it's between Abby P and Abby F
06:17For the lead of Popcorn Forest the musical
06:18But it's just like
06:19Abby F's parents are in a commune
06:20She isn't well
06:21And done
06:22You are officially air tagged
06:24I love it
06:25Wait, it's actually so chic
06:26Should we take it for a test drive?
06:27Yeah
06:28Go to Sephora, somewhere scary
06:29Oh my god, I love how you're speaking
06:31That sounds so fun
06:32I love it
06:34What?
06:35Oh my god, look
06:36Do we know?
06:37No, but that's like
06:37Literally Anton's type
06:39No, he's with a girl though
06:40Well, I started to like
06:42Notice people again
06:43And it's the first time since Michael
06:45That I feel like
06:45I'm ready to get back out
06:46He's gay, he's gay
06:47He's gay
06:48And this is why I'm like
06:50Everyone should be in therapy
06:51Ugh, I know
06:53Wait, are you still coming?
06:54What's he say?
06:55Ugh, I can't tomorrow
06:56I'm doing that park cleanup
06:57Have that
06:58Yeah, you know
06:58Hey, do you want to walk with these?
07:00Oh, shit, they're leaving
07:01It's so gorgeous
07:02What do we do?
07:04Don't worry
07:08No, you did not
07:09You did not have to
07:10I really did
07:10We are in a post-de-blasio
07:12Pre-Avatar 3 moment
07:13We have to live
07:14What's that have to do with this?
07:15No, look at me
07:16Okay
07:16We have to live
07:17It's like a hundred bucks
07:19Okay, the mailbox is so full, you guys
07:22We actually have to think about opening that soon
07:23Welcome
07:24He's here
07:25We've been waiting
07:26Whatever it is, no
07:27I have work
07:28No, no, no, no
07:29So do we
07:29We have been working to break your dry spell, actually
07:32Allow me to explain
07:34Okay, see me at a coffee shop outside
07:36I'm wearing this gorgeous burgundy camisole
07:38And my nipples look great
07:39Oh, you took the air tag that we all chipped in on
07:41For your house rule
07:42And you put it on a random guy that you profiled as gay
07:44Or by
07:45No, he was definitely gay, but yes
07:46Okay, I have to work
07:47No, no, Anton, please sit down, please
07:50We've been working on this all morning
07:51Just five minutes
07:52Thank you
07:53So, now look
07:54Anton, full commit said
07:57Okay, look at me
07:59Now look at Paul Baker
08:00Now tell him he's cute
08:01You're cute
08:02Okay, look at that dot
08:05We saw that dot
08:06We heard that dot's voice
08:08We saw that dot's bicep ripple in the sun
08:11As he drank his dirty little slutty little chai
08:13So slutty
08:14I am telling you with full confidence
08:16This dot could be more than just your first fuck in eight months
08:19This dot could be
08:22The love of your life
08:24The love of your life
08:29I've always wanted to read her
08:31Take it
08:31For real, take it
08:34You'll love Elena Ferrante
08:39You don't have to walk me out
08:41Oh, please
08:41The least I could do
08:43Hey, sorry about the kids
08:45Yeah
08:45They're real shits this year
08:47They really are
08:48Well, come back next year
08:49All the COVID ones are graduating, so
08:51Thanks, but this is kind of my farewell tour
08:54Oh
08:54Yeah, and not in the Elton way
08:56Where I keep coming back
08:58But in like a Bowie way
08:59Where I die at the end
09:02Oh, who do we have here?
09:05The myth, the legend
09:20Billy?
09:21You okay, Billy?
09:24Billy, you okay?
09:25Yeah
09:25Oh, gosh, what can I
09:28Would you like some water or something?
09:29No
09:29I'll take it down
09:30Oh, don't take it down
09:31Okay, I'll leave you there
09:32Um
09:33Do you
09:35There's some gossip
09:36Teacher gossip
09:37Madame de Bro's been embezzling from the French club
09:41But then how will they go to Quebec?
09:44Um
09:46Do you want to help me grade some essays?
09:52Yeah, I think I'd like that
09:53Great
09:54Oh, Dot's leaving the Whitney
09:56Oh, and you know he was there for the art, too
09:57Like, that was way too long for just a status tote
09:59Oh, my God
10:01Wow, Dot's flying down 9th Avenue
10:03Wow, Dot's in incredible shape
10:05Anton
10:06Okay, can you guys do this in truly any other part of the house?
10:09I have to go off mute in a second and say, uh-huh, or else I get an email
10:12Yeah, I'm gonna go prep for my interview upstairs
10:14It's the one for fintech
10:15And Fin stands for financial
10:17Just so we're all aware
10:19Totally
10:20See?
10:21Some people have actual work
10:23Instead of wasting the day stalking a gay stranger
10:27Dot's at Cafe Corinne
10:28Is that good or is that bad?
10:29That's amazing
10:29That's like Anton's favorite restaurant
10:31It's like dim lighting
10:32Long communal sinks
10:33Amazing soap
10:35Good luck, Dot
10:36You're gonna have to wait in line for like an hour
10:39Oh, my God
10:40Wait, Dot's getting in
10:41Oh, he must have a connection
10:41Anton?
10:44Anton?
10:45Uh-huh
10:45Great
10:47Who is this perfect man?
10:52Yeah, so obviously it's a new space for me
10:55Fintech
10:55But I am a quick learner
10:56And I've been brushing up on Python since college
11:00Okay, very nice
11:02So yeah, it'll be a jump
11:03But, like, Harrison Ford started as a carpenter, right?
11:08Yeah
11:08That's good
11:10Well, look, Samir
11:11We're building this team out fast
11:13And I think I speak for all of us
11:15When I say we love you in the role as APM
11:17Oh
11:18So, uh, yeah
11:19Let's do it
11:20What?
11:21Yeah?
11:22Yes
11:22Like, that's it?
11:25That's it
11:26You got the job, Samir
11:28Woo!
11:28Good job
11:29Yeah, that's great
11:30No, that's great
11:31Wow
11:31Yeah
11:31Wow
11:32Oh, come on, that's it
11:33Thank you guys
11:35We just said you got the job
11:36You can celebrate
11:37Come on
11:38The interview's over
11:40Loosen up
11:40Okay, yeah, yeah
11:41The job is yours
11:42You got this
11:43It's exciting
11:44Celebrate a little
11:45Oh, man
11:46Oh, yeah, there we go
11:48Good job
11:50Uh-oh
11:51Watch out
11:53Hey, it's gone
11:55Ah-ah
11:57Ah
12:05Okay
12:05I think I might have you guys on mute
12:10So, how does it work, uh, with vacation days?
12:16Okay, wait
12:16I think this is AI
12:19Yes
12:19I mean, they're all AI
12:20But just how good is the AI without grading?
12:28So, any chance you want to tell me what's going on with you?
12:35I just lost my job
12:37So
12:39Fuck, Billy, I'm sorry
12:41I did have a hunch
12:43Well, you know, with all the knock-knocks
12:48That's so...
12:49I mean, no, I...
12:50I mean, I've been trying, you know?
12:53Pretending like it doesn't bother me
12:55And trying to lean into it
12:56And telling myself that it's like this great opportunity to rebrand
13:00But...
13:02It's not, you know?
13:03Like, I'm 24
13:04I'm unemployed
13:05I'm about to be priced out of blonde
13:07And now, on top of that
13:09I'm in 15 grand of medical debt
13:11Because of some hospital bill
13:13Thank you
13:13And it's like...
13:14I don't know
13:15Maybe that's just what happens
13:16Maybe that's what life is
13:18You go from being all gold stars and potential
13:21To just some bitch who peaked in high school
13:25Look, hey, I've seen peaked in high school
13:27All right?
13:29Max Rapaport
13:29He's so bald
13:31I know
13:34I'm not worried about you
13:36Whatever you're going through, you will get through
13:39You will
13:41Yeah, I hope so
13:43You will
13:44You just have to, you know, take it one step at a time
13:47Okay, like, for example
13:48What did the hospital say when you called them about the bill?
13:53You can call them
13:55Oh
13:56I feel like Dot's an uncle
13:58But, like, he's not annoying about it
14:00Like, he just, like, loves his nephews
14:01Yes
14:01And I feel like Dot has, like, a toolbox
14:04But all the tools are actually, like, clicked in their place
14:07Oh, 100%
14:08Yep
14:08Oh, okay, question for the group
14:10Do we think Dot has a dick or a cock?
14:13Oh, interesting
14:14Yeah, because, you know, some guys have dicks
14:16And then some guys have, like, cocks
14:17I feel like Dot has, like, a schlong
14:19Yeah
14:19You know, like, it's, like, it's, like, heavy
14:21Yeah
14:22I feel like, mind wipe
14:24Oh, yeah
14:24Um, I feel like it's been hard to break my dry spell or whatever
14:28Because I, like, hate a random hookup
14:30But obviously, if it's not random
14:32Then it feels like it means something
14:33And then if it, like, means something
14:35Then I could get Jacobed again
14:37Anton's ex broke Anton's heart
14:39Dead to us
14:40Amazing shoulders, though
14:42Yes
14:42Sorry
14:42I mean, I can't avoid it forever, obviously
14:44I just
14:45Yeah
14:46Hmm
14:48Okay, you guys, I called mind wipe
14:49Oh, totally, yeah
14:50Sorry
14:52Oh, my God, Samir, how'd it go?
14:55Uh, I got the job
14:57What?
14:58And then, uh, and then I mooned them
15:00Oh
15:01Then I lost the job
15:04What?
15:05So
15:07Yeah
15:15Maybe I'm a socialist
15:16Oh, no, Sammy
15:18Dude, you gotta
15:18You can't let all that with the
15:21With the haters and get the
15:23Oh, my God, Dot's home
15:23What?
15:24Dot's home
15:24Google that building
15:25Google it
15:26Uh, E79, baby
15:27E79
15:28Oh, it's a doorman building
15:29Oh, my God, I'm gonna be sick
15:30This start of my life has begun, my love
15:32This is the start of my life
15:37So I have the itemized bill in front of me
15:39And I did get, um, yeah, all three of those scopes done
15:43But you're looking at the procedure calculator online
15:45And, um, I'm on the hospital website
15:47And the procedure calculator is showing, um, a much lower price
15:51Yeah, I'm looking at $1,700 for an endoscopy
15:54And a thousand for a colonoscopy
15:56And more like a thousand for a colonoscopy
15:58Now ask about the hardship payment plan
16:00And let me ask you something, Cindy
16:01Do you have a, um, a hardship payment plan?
16:04Mm-hmm
16:05Cause I, uh
16:07I just got fired, so
16:09Yes
16:10Wait, really?
16:12$2,200
16:13No, take it, take it
16:14And that's over six months
16:18Yes, yeah, oh, my God, yeah
16:20I can, I can, I can figure that out, I think
16:24Yes, thank you, Cindy
16:26Thank you so much
16:27Okay, bye
16:31Holy shit, oh, my God
16:33Hey, you were amazing
16:35You were amazing
16:36Oh, my God
16:37Okay, $2,200 is still a lot of money
16:39We'll figure that out
16:39But, oh, my God
16:41How did you figure out how to do that?
16:42Cause there's a lot of years between 24 and 42
16:45Plus I once paid 10 grand for an MRI, so
16:49Hey, wait till I get my hands on your resume
16:53Oh
16:54Oh
16:55Uh, I don't know that we should do this in here
17:00Oh
17:00Oh
17:08No, no, no, leave him, leave him
17:09I'll give him all bees
17:15Wait, I feel insane right now
17:17If Dot's job transfers him to London
17:19You are not going with him
17:21Okay, I'm just saying maybe I do go with him
17:23And I'm just saying where the fuck do I live?
17:25Well, we can't have a dedicated room for you in the flat
17:28That's something we cannot do
17:29Okay, then find a bigger house, I don't understand
17:31Finder's fee, I got you guys together
17:32Finder's fee?
17:33Yeah
17:33How much do I owe you?
17:34I'll pay you
17:35Hey, man, uh, ID?
17:37Oh, yeah, come on in
17:42What are you watching?
17:43This, uh, squirrel is water skiing
17:49Hey, what's the interview like for this?
17:51For what?
17:52For doing deliveries?
17:54Yeah
17:54Just sign up
18:03If anything, I can move in as godmother after you guys have kids
18:05I mean, that'll be soon
18:06Okay
18:07I'm just being honest
18:07Oh, shit
18:07What?
18:09Dot's in Queens
18:10That's Harold's pub
18:11Oh, my God, that's like two minutes away
18:14What?
18:15Go to him
18:16Go to him
18:16Come on, Anton
18:17Anton
18:18This is destiny
18:18This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
18:20This is the love of your body
18:21Okay, okay, okay, okay
18:22I'll go, I'll go, I'll go
18:23Yeah?
18:24I'll go, yes, I'm going
18:25I'm going
18:25Okay, I'm gonna get the coats
18:26I'm going
18:27You're gonna meet your first time
18:28Oh, my God, what is happening?
18:30So, I obviously love you in a structured shoulder
18:32But this one makes you look like Casablanca
18:35Never seen it
18:36Yeah, me either
18:36Okay, that one
18:37Okay
18:39Oh, my God
18:40Oh, my goodness
18:41I'm gonna go meet Dot
18:42You're gonna meet Dot
18:43I'm gonna be face-to-face with Dot
18:44With the love of your life
18:45Oh, my God
18:46Oh, deep breath
18:50Hey
18:51Go fuck his brains out, crazy girl
18:59There he goes
19:00We did it
19:15Where is the hair?
19:16Where is the hair?
19:19Where is the hair?
19:19My best
19:20You love me
19:21Oh, my God
19:36Shit
19:53Again with this fucking cruise
19:54Oh, that picture's good
19:56You think so?
19:56Yeah, that's really good
19:57That's like a guy you trust with your food
19:59Yeah, totally
19:59He's not gonna have a fry
20:00What's going on?
20:02Samir got a job!
20:03He's employed!
20:03Oh, FinTech
20:04Huh?
20:05No, I-I-I mooned them
20:06It was crazy
20:07But I am officially
20:09Ba-ba-ba
20:11Terms and conditions
20:12Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom
20:13I'm doing deliveries
20:14Woo!
20:15Yay!
20:18That a boy!
20:19You did it!
20:21You did it!
20:22We're so proud of you, Sammy
20:23Oh, my God!
20:25Woo!
20:25First what?
20:26First what?
20:27First what?
20:28Okay, go!
20:30Okay
20:33Wait, so what did you-
20:34Wait, what's in your hair?
20:36You have something in your-
20:37Oh
20:38Yeah, you have something
20:40What?
20:49Nothing
20:49Those schoolgirl days
20:53Of turning tails and biting nails are gone
21:01If you wanted the sky
21:04I would write across the sky
21:07And let us
21:08Let us go a thousand feet high
21:12To serve women
21:18If you wanted the sky
21:20I would write across the sky
21:23And let us
21:25Let us go a thousand feet high
21:29To serve women
21:33Ha-ha
21:34Good at business
21:39To serve
21:41To serve husbands
21:42To serve as women
21:43And they
21:44And they
21:44These
21:46Ce At
21:46Core
21:48Herman
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